IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5v7NLT5fS0
Huh, it actually is
NO ECELEB THREADS
Real
TWO HOURS 40 MINUTES
>>340747843
Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit about matthewmatosis's let's play bullshit? Bring back the reviews.
Oh nice. I'll have to check this out later.
>11. Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
>>340748237
They're still reviews. He's just trying to appease people who don't like his lack of consistent schedule by making every video as long as possible.
Please keep it to one thread
Posting the classic remix in case anyone hasn't seen it, cracks me up every time.
https://youtu.be/k_VH3R1luEA
>>340748237
There isn't a huge amount of difference. He still goes in depth about the games pros and cons
>>340747843
>doesn't make a video for 5 months
>makes one 2 hour 40 minute video that only NEETS have time for
>/v/ defends this
>actual video game discussion gets deleted
>this blatant advertising of a shitty youtube channel will stay up
>>340748394
>less than half a month old
>classic
>>340748394
>I thought it would be best to cum inside every version of Zelda
>>340748490
>actual video game discussion
>on /v/
>ever
Funny joke
>11. Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc
>>340747843
literally fucking who
>2 and a half hour video
who the fuck is going to watch a random nobody this long
>>340747843
>2 hours and 40 minutes
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT SHIT
>>340748658
Yes you do
>>340747843
>2 hours and 40 minutes of some literally who going through a boring game stage by stage
surely people don't pay for this?
>>340748576
>>340748823
>random nobody
this is how i know you're a newfag
>>340747843
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>340748658
Don't lie we all know you're doing nothing today
>>340748928
Fuck you, stop derailing the thread.
>>340747843
Fuck, even watching that much of a game or Youtuber I care about is pushing it and only a "I'm really fucking bored" kind of thing.
Quality > quantity dude. Do some editing and just show the good parts.
>>340747843
Great Matt's gonna ramble on for 2 hours and 40 minutes and claim his review is deep, even though he just hammers the same points over and over again.
KOJAGE
>>340748658
Seeing your image, it's clear you waste more time watching even shittier stuff.
>>340748928
Let's.
IT REALLY IS UP!
>>340748972
>and claim his review is deep
when has this ever happened.
>DMC
Let's not kid ourselves. DMC is shitty autism bait with punching bag enemies in which you can just stand in one spot cycling moves while occasionally jumping or dodging, and throwing in a taunt for good measure. It just favors autistic recital of weak combos to fill an arbitrary style meter when that's not the fastest or most efficient way to take out enemies.
Both movement and attacks themselves (both for you and the enemies) are slow and clunky. The movement is awkward and not fluid and is miles below the movement of NG or even something like fucking MGRR. The jump is pisspoor and because there's almost zero lateral movement it's just used for iframe spam.
The game also lacks depth (and no having an arbitrary style meter doesn't change the core mechanics); maybe if every style could be equipped simultaneously it would begin to have some depth, but having to choose between dodge, block/counter, or having more than one attack button? What a fucking joke.
Only having two weapons at once combined with shallow movesets cripples the combat and ruins variety. There are so few moves for each, nothing on the level of NG2's 15+ base attacks (counter, strong, weak, strong hold, weak hold, strong pause, weak pause, forward strong, forward weak, 360 attacks, OT, UT, bow, shruiken, air combos) for each weapon + dodge/block, and this is without even going into the 50+ combos for each weapon. And not to mention NG2's more fluid movement, more strict timing, more smart and adaptive enemy AI (especially bosses), and the weight given to moves by not being able to simply hop right out of them into a full i-frame to apex jump whenever you see an enemy do one of their predictable tells before an attack.
And before you say childish nonarguments like "git gud" yes, I am an avid action game fan and have played them for many years. And yes I am a master at the genre. And yes, of course I have beat the game on DMD; I would never critique a game without mastering it first.
>>340749163
All the time, he and others claim his reviews are in depth.
>>340749495
>All the time, he and others claim his reviews are in depth
Okay can you show me proof otherwise you're just pissing in the wind.
>>340749212
Yeah the movement sucks.Yes I know it's a pasta.
>>340749551
His YouTube channel literally says that on his about page moron.
>>340749495
>dept
>deep
two different things faggot.
Dept is analysing the actual game and the things in the game like items, weapons, areas, mobs and so on. You saying his reviews are deep is a autistic thing to say. He never claims they were deep or they are a shining example to reviews and such. Stop being a faggot.
>>340749212
>autist has 3 hour commentary that took 3 months to make
>autist is BTFO by a few paragraphs typed up in 10 minutes by some random poster on /v/
Matthewmatosis is a fucking clown. His Dark Souls 2 """""critique""""" in particular is literal autism. Dark Souls 2 is superior to Dark Souls in nearly every way.
>nearly three HOURS
>>340749551
>Can you prove that I am driving?
>Is speeding a crime?
I don't know Sherlock
>>340749972
>Dark Souls 2 is superior to Dark Souls in nearly every way.
I find that hard to believe
>>340749972
>Dark Souls 2 is superior to Dark Souls in nearly every way.
>>340749972
t. Team B
>>340749841
Is it a pasta if it's my own OC from a few months ago?
Not vidya.
>>340749931
Stop justifying it you mong they're literally synonyms. But even using in depth his reviews are shit and are still him hammering the same points for hours on end. All of the other information he spews is just shit from wikis.
>>340749841
Alright I've never tried DMC. Now I have to. Which DMC is this?
>>340750215
Yes.
>>340748406
Oh
Well in that case he should review games I care about it.
>>340750132
Upon replaying Dark Souls, it's not very good.
>too much focus on weapons/build over mechanical skill/gameplay
>too slow, too much delay when rolling or attacking (like a 500ms delay for rolling or shield raising)
>only caters to people who know the ins and outs of the game, specific builds, enemy weaknesses, regardless of those players' actual skill
>trying to fit everything into one interconnected world makes it convoluted and confusing; often unclear where you need to go or what you need to do
>many of the key mechanics are poorly explained (lordvessel, upgrading estus, kindling bonfires, pardoning, etc)
>key characters for vital weapons, armor, pyro, miracles, and sorceries are a pain to find and severely limit your options and hamper the game experience
>worlds feel empty and sterile (Anor Londo castle, Duke's Archives, Ash Lake, Lost Izalith, etc)
>many bosses are underwhelming or poorly designed (O&S, Priscilla, Capra, Quelaag, Pinwheel, Seath, Taurus, Ceaseless Discharge, bed of chaos)
>Hitboxes and i-frames are inconsistent
>game rewards simply running past enemies and rushing bosses over tactical play
>many mechanics are unfair first time (mimic chest, seath, Stray Demon floor collapsing, Anor Londo castle archers, bonfire at Sen's)
Overall, it's a mediocre game that's overhyped to hell, especially after playing the masterpiece that is Demon's Souls.
DeS has miles better world design and level design, and all the mechanics come naturally through progression of the story, and it doesn't obfuscate key characters or mechanics because "le so hard xD"
Dark Souls has lots of obscure, backwards bullshit, partially just because the level design is terrible and they purposely hide key characters and mechanics, but also because they decided to go for the interconnected world to full scale gimmick and sacrificed pacing, and world building simply for the player to be able to say "oh, that's cool, I can see another part of the world from here"
>>340750241
>same points for hours on end
have you even watched 10 minutes worth of it you cum guzzling faggot?
>Speaks about a certain stage and gives his thoughts on it
>Moves onto a different stage entirely and gives his thoughts on it
>STOP HAMMERING THE SAME P-POINTS
Nah fuck off faggot, I'd rather get what I wanted to see, getting a in depth review on all resources in the game.
>>340750502
everything pre bloodborne is a bad souls game because of the clunky combat
Irish aren't human, get the fuck out
Fuck I wanted to finish playing it before this came out. Why am I so shit at playing videogames
>>340749972
>Dark Souls 2 is superior to Dark Souls in nearly every way.
>>340750502
and yet still better than Dark Souls 2
>>340750854
>reeee b-team
Fuck off.
>>340748394
>In a tree dimensional space
>>340750693
Demon's Souls, Dark Souls 3, and Bloodborne all have good combat
Ecelebs threads are shit and deserve banning
>>340750502
>too much focus on weapons/build over mechanical skill/gameplay
nigga you can beat the game at sl1 with a shitty club, where do you think the term git gud came from
>too slow, too much delay when rolling or attacking (like a 500ms delay for rolling or shield raising)
get used to the timing
>only caters to people who know the ins and outs of the game, specific builds, enemy weaknesses, regardless of those players' actual skill
the game is about learning the ins and outs
>trying to fit everything into one interconnected world makes it convoluted and confusing; often unclear where you need to go or what you need to do
thats like your opinion man
>many of the key mechanics are poorly explained (lordvessel, upgrading estus, kindling bonfires, pardoning, etc)
yeah ill give you that one, although i would argue being non intuitive is almost refreshing in this day and age
>key characters for vital weapons, armor, pyro, miracles, and sorceries are a pain to find and severely limit your options and hamper the game experience
also fair
>worlds feel empty and sterile (Anor Londo castle, Duke's Archives, Ash Lake, Lost Izalith, etc)
the game takes place after the end of the world, is supposed to be desolate
>many bosses are underwhelming or poorly designed (O&S, Priscilla, Capra, Quelaag, Pinwheel, Seath, Taurus, Ceaseless Discharge, bed of chaos)
we could sit here and argue about bosses in the souls series all day, but i think the good vastly outweighs the bad
>Hitboxes and i-frames are inconsistent
get gud
>game rewards simply running past enemies and rushing bosses over tactical play
only after exploring the area and mapping out the route (Das2 was waaaay worse about this)
>many mechanics are unfair first time (mimic chest, seath, Stray Demon floor collapsing, Anor Londo castle archers, bonfire at Sen's)
yeah thats also true
DaS is over rated yeah, but its still a great gameits also better than Des
>>340750821
After you see how many things 2 did better than 1, you can probably understand why I was disappointed with 1
>Ascetics, to respawn enemies as well as bosses
>Able to use a weapons full moveset in the left hand
>Powerstance
>Depleting your stamina caused your character to breathe heavily
>You didn't lose your momentum from falling down 2 feet
>Poise wasn't entirely broken
>Really fun NPC invaders where they didn't act like just another enemy
>Interacting with the environment unlocked secrets, like lighting all the scones in The Gutter
>Other secrets like the pig and the pickaxe
>Pharros Lockstones and Fragrant Branches to manipulate the environment
>Getting wet reduced your characters lightning resistance while boosting your fire resistance
>NG+ didn't just increase enemy HP and damage, it added new enemies and items
>rolling in poison pools made your poison build up continue even on dry land because you were still covered in it
>rolling in snow/poison/water covered you in it, and it slowly disappeared
>You could activate several pools of blood at once, resulting in hilarity
>You could be invaded even if you were hollow and if the boss was dead, but at a lower chance
>You could burn an effigy to block invaders, but as a result you blocked summons as well
>Poison builds were not only viable, they were useful
>You could roll in more directions when locked on
>Hexes were fleshed out
>White phantoms couldn't Estus with an invader in the world
>Small soapstones if you wanted help with the area before a boss, without having to Black Crystal to solo the boss
>>340749972
>autist is BTFO by a few paragraphs typed up in 10 minutes by some random poster on /v/
where
>>340751646
DMC is trash, and Matthewmatosis is an autist.
This is the same guy that unironically praised MGRR
>>340751549
>After you see how many things 2 did better than 1
I played Dark Souls 1 and 2. There was nothing 2 did better than 1
let me break down some of your statements:
>>NG+ didn't just increase enemy HP and damage, it added new enemies and items
it added bullshit enemy placement that added to the Dark Souls 2 "LOL, SO HARD YOU ARE GOING TO DIE" marketing. Like the NPCs in the Lost Sinner fight
>>Pharros Lockstones and Fragrant Branches to manipulate the environment
all they do is open optional passages
>>340751737
MGR is a good game
>>340750241
The DMC video literally hasn't been out long enough for anyone to have an opinion on it yet. Have you really got nothing better to do with your time? Go make your own videos if you're such an expert, I'm sure the quality will speak for itself.
>>340751737
thats epin but i want the post were matthew was BTFO
>>340751737
>Look at me, mom! I'm being a contrarian on the internet again!
>>340750502
>>too much focus on weapons/build over mechanical skill/gameplay
How are you making that judgement? If it's possible to beat the game with your starting gear/level, it's fine
>>trying to fit everything into one interconnected world makes it convoluted and confusing; often unclear where you need to go or what you need to do
So? Why does it always have to be clear on what you need to do?
>>only caters to people who know the ins and outs of the game, specific builds, enemy weaknesses, regardless of those players' actual skill
What does this even mean? It's harder on the first run and easier when you know where everything is? No shit
>>many of the key mechanics are poorly explained
You can beat the game with only the asylum's tutorial messages
>>key characters for vital weapons, armor, pyro, miracles, and sorceries are a pain to find and severely limit your options and hamper the game experience
What vital gear do you need to have a good experience that can't be found anywhere on your own, and why is it so important?
>>game rewards simply running past enemies and rushing bosses over tactical play
Right about enemies, not bosses
>>many bosses are underwhelming or poorly designed (O&S, Priscilla, Capra, Quelaag, Pinwheel, Seath, Taurus, Ceaseless Discharge, bed of chaos)
Seath, Ceaseless Discharge and Bed of Chaos are the shit ones on that list
>>many mechanics are unfair first time (mimic chest, seath, Stray Demon floor collapsing, Anor Londo castle archers, bonfire at Sen's)
Agreed on Seath and maybe the mimic, don't get what's wrong with the archers or Sen's bonfire
>Overall, it's a mediocre game that's overhyped to hell, especially after playing the masterpiece that is Demon's Souls.
So much of the shit you complained about is present in DeS
>>340751894
Dark Souls actually started the "LOL PREPARE TO DIE XDDD" meme. All the games have tons of enemies.
How can people prefer DS2?
I literally can't even bring myself to complete runs of 2 after beating it twice. I have played 1 and beaten it 7 times and I've beaten 3 4 times now. Dark souls 2 is legitimate shit
>>340752010
>look mom, I'm being a furfag on the Internet again!
>>340752074
but Dark Souls 1 was fair outside of Bed of Chaos.
Dark Souls 2 got lazy and bullshit with the enemy placement and SotFS made it worse
>>340752131
Demon's Souls
+ Bosses are perfectly melee/caster-balanced
+ Consistent map design
+ Music
+ The best difficulty balance out of the three
+ Hub layout
- PvP is shit
- Framerate is shit in 2-x and some of 5-x
Dark Souls
+ Everything up until 50%>
+ Music is the best out of the three
- Everything after 50%>
- Blighttown framerate
- Open world resulted in you seeing unfinished maps early on
- PvP is still shit
Dark Souls 2
+ Graphics and 60fps
+ PvP is the best out of the three, and overall REALLY good
+ Open world was much better this time around
+ Bonfire Ascetic
+ Consistent level of "fun" throughout the entirety of the game
- Music is the worst out of the three
- Levels become extremely insignificant very early on
- Stat balancing
Bloodborne
+ The most fun gameplay out of all the games
+ Best art direction
+ Music is finally 'back on track'
+ For the first time since DS, the lore got me hooked again
+ Consistent level design (except for very few parts)
- Too few weapons (yes, despite every weapon being so unique, I still wanted more)
- Although the PvP being superior than DkS1/DS, it was significantly worse than DkS2
Ratings (in this order)
Demon's Souls - 9
Bloodborne - 8
DkS2 - 8
DkS - 6
>>340752131
>I have played 1 and beaten it 7 times
you poor soul
>Entire second half of game is borderline incomplete and is empty and sterile with terrible level design
>godawful enemies like the bonewheel skeletons, Stray Demons, Anor Londo Archers, and Drakes
>literally recycles the same boss three times
>Retarded mechanics like curse
>worst PvP in the series
>can't fast travel anywhere until over halfway into the game
>game world is a convoluted mess with necessary NPCs scattered into the far corners of the world
>only one main path you can take that you have to find through trial and error and backtracking. Level design is a huge step down from Demon's Souls
How the fuck is this regarded as a modern classic? And people unironically call Dark Souls 2 the bad game then fanboy over this mediocre piece of shit?
>>340752271
>SotFS made it worse
This is bait. SotFS is objectively better than Dark Souls 1 & 2
>>340750531
>I eat shit and like it.
>>340751897
>go-go make your own videos.
I don't need to tell you Matthew's shit but you wouldn't know since you're so far on his cock.
>>340752282
>>340752363
What exactly is wrong with DaS' second half? Why would you shit on New Londo and DLC so hard? Lost Izalith is the only bad area, maybe crystal caves too
>you were lucky enough to have your first game be Dark Souls and not Dark Souls 2, players who are damned to an eternity of trying to prove Dark Souls 2 is better than Dark Souls when it isn't
praise the sun
>>340752501
>I eat shit and like it.
Subjective also not an argument.
It goes without saying but kill yourself.
>>340752454
>SotFS is objectively better than Dark Souls 1 & 2
>>340752591
My first game was Demon's Souls, my second game was Dark Souls, my third game was Dark Souls II, and my fourth game was Dark Souls III you memespouting bandwagoning retard.
And Dark Souls 2 is superior to Dark Souls in every way.
>>340752805
wrong
>Dark Souls 2 hating retards are so braindead that all they can do is greentext what you said and post ebin reaction images
>>340747843
>DmC commentary
>Autistics are discussing souls
>>340752934
u mad cuz no one agrees with u faggot
You're all idiots. You do know nobody actually prefers ds2 right? It's just arguing out of boredom
>>340752614
If you posted an argument I would of given one, but all you said was that you like it and that its good for you.
>>340752960
>>DmC commentary
it's the first DMC so use DMC. DmC is reserved for the reboot.
>>340752934
because you are baiting
>we will never ever have a thread that isn't about souls ever again
Stop shilling this guy
>>340752960
>tfw you derail an entire thread
>>340752960
I know people say e-celeb threads are cancer, but this just shows that souls-fags are so bad, they can shit up a thread that most people think is already shit.
>>340753114
>Dark Souls 2 hating retards are so braindead that all they can do is greentext what you said, post ebin reaction images, and accuse you of bait
Fixed, happy now?
>>340751737
MGRR's fun, you patrician shit.
>>340753114
>it's the first DMC so use DMC. DmC is reserved for the reboot.
sorry senpai
>>340753192
the guy made a video shitting on Dark Souls 2.
Now the trolls who defend Dark Souls 2 now claim that anyone who hates Dark Souls 2 just watched his video and never played the game.
Like in >>340751549's post. the line of
>After you see how many things 2 did better than 1
is him playing that the person who shat on Dark Souls 2 never played it
>>340753282
MGRR is a shallow 3 hour long button masher with shit mechanics, shit level design, shit enemy design, shit writing, and shit characters.
>not dark souls 3
>not MGS V
>>340753072
>if you posted an argument I would of given one
You did you autist.
>hammering the same points
The I blew you the fuck out and now you're retreating to the typical
>you eat shit and like it
Like I said before it's subjective, different strokes for different folks but in the case of it being an argument it isn't. So fuck off.
>2 fucking hours
>>340753440
Matthew doesn't want to be typecast as the strictly souls/mgs/zelda guy.
>>340753440
>not dark souls 3
Good, I've had enough of Souls.
>>340753417
Your favourite game has shit mechanics, shit level design, shit enemy design, shit writing, and shit characters.
>>340753504
This is the only good kind of thick desu famalan
>talking about runes for 15 mins
wtf is this
>>340753721
Yeah, because it's not just another word for fat here.
>>340753920
in-depth games reviews and analysis nothing more nothing less
>>340753417
Oh yeah? What's your favorite game, anon.
>>340753440
He couldn't handle the pressure of someone people wanted, so he did something totally different and executed it poorly compared to the previous works.
Ironic, he's guilty of the same thing he complains about Dark Souls 2 doing.
What game is he talking about at 39:55?
>>340749212
I don't agree with this post but I do think DMC is severely overrated compared to Ninja Gaiden
>>340754996
That's mostly to do with difficulty, the pace of the combat and I guess also the fact that Ninja Gaiden is available on less platforms than DMC
I just don't know how I'll feel if DMC5 isn't announced at E3.
>>340747843
Why is he obsessed with kamiya?
I'm not really liking this commentary style he's using more. I'd prefer more focused videos, here he's just going in depth on too much stuff I don't care about, and there's no way to skip to the parts I find interesting with time codes because of the way it's structured, with him playing mission after mission and talking about whatever during them. I'd like for him to make more like the tetris or scoring videos, focused Game Maker's Toolkit style stuff on just one topic, and he'd be able to make them faster
>all the serious analysts only make analysis of japanese games
really makes you think (;
>>340756250
My favorite games franchises are all japanese
>Ys
>Souls
>Zero Escape
>Monster Hunter
>Devil May Cry
>Ninja Gaiden
>Metal Gear
>Guilty Gear
etc
>>340756250
>>all the serious analysts
fuck you mook, this kind of e-celeb wank needed to die
fucking idiot
It only took 10 fucking years.
DMC really is kinda shitty, to be honest. I liked the series when I was a lot younger, but after you play Ninja Gaiden Black/Ninja Gaiden II, not to much a handful of other really good action games, you really get a feel for how underwhelming the DMC games are.
I wish NGB would get a PC port so I wouldn't have to hook up my Xbox every time I wanted to play it.
>>340756250
Mathew in specific has done videos about GOOD games in general, they just happen to be mostly japanese, not all though.
>>340747843
>2,5 hour commentary
>"its shit"
>"its shit"
>"its shit"
" but its good"
why the hell am I subbed for him?
>>340756649
>tfw koei tecmo probably thinks PC gamers don't want Ninja Gaiden because Yaiba sold like shit
That guy said Lost Izalith is beautifully handcrafted.
Who takes him serious?
>Hurr Oddworld is colorful so suddenly
Guess he didn't play anything besides the first game. Oddworld got goofy and colorful with Exoddus.
>>340756473
Congrats bro
>>340756773
What? He really clearly likes the game throughout, he just has some complaints.
I love DMC and this guy is alright, but... fuck man, I don't wanna waste 3 hours listening to him
>>340747843
I can't fucking believe it. Motherfucker ACTUALLY RELEASED A VIDEO! THE FUCKING MAD MAN!
>>340747843
WE FUCKING DID IT REDDIT
>>340756975
There are a lot of Xbox OG games that are in serious need of PC ports. Aside from NGB, I'd really love to see Panzer Dragoon Orta (fucking greatest railshooter ever made) and GunValkyrie.
GunValkyrie in particular would be really good on KB+M controls.
>>340757028
man he is autistic as fuck, like in his DS2 video
>"I dont understand this in the aspect of geography"
>"I dont understand this in the aspect of geography"
>"I dont understand this in the aspect of geography"
>"its good"
>"I dont understand this in the aspect of geography"
>>340752282
>trying to rank Souls games
>doesn't even try to rank bosses
You're a very, very silly man.
>>340757189
I bet if he didn't say a word about the tower and Iron Keep the majority of people playing it wouldn't have noticed.
>>340750341
>not caring about DMC
Acquire taste.
>>340757189
Nah, the DaS2 video was way worse about this stuff, for good reason. He'd spent 6 hours talking about how much he loved DaS1, and basically everything good to be said about 2 is also in 1, and pretty much everything left is bad.
>>340749972
>Dark Souls 2 is superior to Dark Souls in nearly every way.
You autist have been so assblasted since his ds2 video.
Just accept that your favorite game is shit and everyone knows it.
>>340757462
Nah, everyone one noticed that, and how disjointed DaS2 was in general.
>>340757552
>common game design technique
Not in Souls games.
>>340757552
>*
bait
>>340757552
Is this the "Blight-town deliberately had a low framerate to represent the metaphorical sluggishness of the protagonist" of DS2?
>>340748370
>They're still reviews
No they aren't.
My Dearest Anon..
>>340750297
3. dON'T EXPECT TO BE PULLING OFF THAT SHIT WITHOUT LOADS OF PRACTICE.
You know why this guy makes "informative" videos about video games instead of being a normal fucking youtuber?: Because he's not entertaining. He realized he wasn't funny or charismatic, so he decided to just go in depth about a totally non-serious topic, videogames. I mean he could have dedicated his boring videos to something important like politics or something, but no, he's making super serious videos about th least serious shit ever, video games. Let's face it, this guy wouldn't be so popular if he didn't shill himself on /v/ every fucking week. Is it a coincidence that this guy is the only person who gets regularly posted on /v/? No, it's blatant viraling,
>>340756773
What the fuck are you talking about? Did you just not watch it?
>>340757462
I noticed it immediately.
I was a the top of a tower, suddenly I take a lift up and I'm in a volcano?
>>340749972
It's always the Dark Souls 2 fans
>>340757913
There is a volcano behind the fucking mill.
>>340757552
From the distance it looks like a huge distance but it isn't.
>still falling for the MatthewMicktosis meme
Guy just spews puddle deep stuff he reads on wikis, his metal gear solid 2 review is laughable
>>340747843
FUCK YES!
>>340757863
>nstead of being a normal fucking youtuber
Give me an example of a "normal youtuber"
One that makes le funny jokes whilst gameplay is happening in the background?
>>340749212
>some faggot shit talks about NG when it was DMC that came first
Sorry faggot, but DMC invented the wheel here.
>>340757992
Anon, your shitty image doesn't make sense, stop using it.
>>340749212
>es, I am an avid action game fan and have played them for many years. And yes I am a master at the genre. And yes, of course I have beat the game on DMD; I would never critique a game without mastering it first.
IT'S UP
>>340749212
This single post holds more insight than MM's entire output.
Why does /v/ watch that guy again?
>>340758153
People like fitzthistlewits, or mega64. You know, people who actually make original content, rather than pumping out these long reviews, over analyzing every small, insignificant detail. It's a video game FFS. It's something people play for fun to pass their spare time. If you really have some strange desire to assess every detail of the game, you could just play the game and think of criticisms yourself, and it would be a whole lot more entertaining than listening to this miserable monotone faggot
>yeah Lost Izalith has some issues but Miyazaki really is a wonderful person and i really love that game and that eyecancer lava is actually kinda cool
>oh god Dark Souls 2 is the worst shit ever - There is an enemy 10m away from my bonfire what the fuck i can't play like this
>Only read the Divine Comedy to look for connections to DMC
>>340758697
>pumping out these long reviews
MM's upload schedule is practically nonexistent. That's why /v/ jizzes itself whenever he does.
>>340757462
>I bet if he didn't say a word about the tower and Iron Keep the majority of people playing it wouldn't have noticed.
except people were bringing it up within a week of #2 coming out
>KAHMEEAH
Fucking hell.
>>340758832
The review itself is one long pump anon, ever taken a really long shit?
Same thing.
>>340757180
You can play all those games with a 360 though.
If you don't own one then come on son, it's 20fucking16 and they already discontinued them.
>>340759129
I already have my Xbox OG hooked up. I can play the games fine, but I'd still like them on PC.
>>340758832
>MM's upload schedule is practically nonexistent
Doesn't he have a Patreon too?
So he gets money every month for doing absolutely nothing, fucking cheeky cunt.
If he only got the patreon money for every video he uploads then it would be a completely different story.
>>340757180
>GunValkyrie in particular would be really good on KB+M controls
Without the kickback? Pff. Fuck that.
>>340759216
Nah man, those games were made from the ground up to be played on an Xbox.
It would be like saying "I want MGS 4 on PC", it's fucking retarded.
>>340758924
How is it supposed to be pronounced? I've always said it as com eye yah
>>340759232
>If he only got the patreon money for every video he uploads then it would be a completely different story.
Except his videos range for 10 minutes to 6 hours.
>>340758697
I'm fine with silly comedy and serious analysis as long as it's original and well done. There's no reason both can't exist.
To honestly complain about Matt reviews while praising Fitz and Mega64 is like complaining that a history program wasn't as funny as Seinfeld or something. It's dumb as fuck.
>>340747843
And it's three hours long, fucking hell, there went my day
is this the same guy who made that pretentious MGS2 video?
>>340759352
Are you just pretending to be retarded or actually retarded?
>>340748576
I've watched his Dark souls 1 video three times now and I have a job, study, and still manage to play video games 5h a day
>>340759352
You what? NGB would be fine on PC; just play it with a controller. There's literally no reason it wouldn't work on a PC. Hell, the game was already ported to other systems, albeit it slightly changed because Team Ninja is made up of incompetent retards. GunValkyrie was originally a Dreamcast game, so the notion that it was made from the ground up for Xbox is stupid. Panzer Dragoon Orta would also have no issue being on PC. The original PD had a PC release and it's just a railshooter.
>>340759435
>Matt reviews
>history program
Matt's content is just a 3 hour long trivia video.
>>340759573
And that doesn't make you any less of a loser.
>>340758643
COME HERE TO ME NOW
ARE YOU NOT DEAD EXCITED FOR THE UBIISOFT CONFERENCE
>>340759948
>no
>>340759541
You mean this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-2YuPGYabw
That's not him. That's George "I don't shower" Weidman
>>340747843
This shit took him half a year to make?
>>340760006
Jamie mack.
>>340759435
That's a horrible comparison. Learning about history is actually a decent way to spend your time. You're becoming a more informed person. What does watching a comprehensive video game review accomplish? Unless you're a game developer yourself, it's useless information. The only purpose I see of a game review is to either tell the developers what they did right or wrong, or to briefly give a potential buyer an idea of what they're in store for, but a 2 hour comprehensive review is pointless for a potential buyer. He goes too in depth and spoils everything. Unless you're actually a game developer trying to improve your craft, there's no educational value to a video game in depth analysis.
>>340760027
>"I don't shower"
Is there a story there?
>>340759380
https://youtu.be/9nuUJcsQ6xU?t=13s
>>340760027
oh, different person
>>340759541
>Super Bunnyhop's MGS2 review
>pretentious
It is what it is and holds no false pretenses, you have the brain of a toddler.
>>340760212
Shitposting.
>>340747843
HOLY FUCK HE STILL MAKES VIDEOS???
>>340759435
The difference between matt and a history show is that history shows are entertaining and have historians that have studied the subject for years, written books on them and even have researched them farther. Matt just reads wikis and is autistic.
>>340760278
I tried watching it and it was pretentious as fuck.
and why bother, MGS4 exists and takes anything MGS2 tried to tell and throw it in the trash. Where it rightfully belongs
>>340760160
>My irrelevant information is better than your irrelevant information.
Fuck off.
>2:40:58
Holy fuck.
>>340760160
>>340759714
>UH IT'S NOT A HISTORY LESSON THO
Calm down you pedantic fucking autists, the point isn't that Matt videos are history lessons, just that they're informative and not meant to be funny so comparing them to comedy youtubers who don't even try to be informative is dumb. This is a very very simple concept to wrap your head around if only it could breach the think layer of autism around your brain.
>>340760418
Learn what words mean, also fuck you and your underaged MGS4 loving shit taste face
>>340760212
A former roommate of his apparently complained about him being extremely unhygienic. No one actually knows if it's true and honestly I just wanted to put some meme in there.
>>340760225
Thanks at least I was closer than matt.
>>340760501
>Calm down you pedantic fucking autists
Now aint that irony.
>>340760617
I still think MGS4 is not good but I liked it more than the mess known as MGS2
>underaged
figures I would be called that because I called MGS2 bad
>>340760501
>just that they're informative
Yes, just like trivia is informative.
>>340760424
>history
>irrelevant
History is what shaped the entirety of human civilization. You have to study history to have a proper understanding of the world. Every political issue we have today can be traced back to some moment in history. It's really quite insane that people think history is useless information
>>340760841
>MGS2, the greatest video game ever made
>a mess
>>340760905
The point continues to soar over your head
Saying Matt's videos are bad because you like Mega64 instead is just fucking dumb. That's all. Think they're dumb or shit or worthless all you want, but the comparison to Mega64 and Fitz is dumb.
That's all.
I doubt you understand, though.
>>340761152
>The point continues to soar over your head
As it does to yours. I'm not the Mega 64 faggot by the way, learn how to read anonymous posts, retard.
Who cares? When is based Joseph Anderson releasing his video?
>>340761107
>>MGS2, the greatest video game ever made
then why is MGS3 better thab 2?
then why did Kojima take a gigantic shit all over 2?
>>340761107
If you truly think that MGS 2 is the greatest game ever made then pic related is for you.
>>340760501
Way to completely let that point fly over your head. The point is that one set of information is useless bullshit. Do you really think knowing whether or not some guy on the internet thinks Z-targeting was a good feature is going to be useful information down the road? I mean unless you spend all day impressing ladies with your comprehensive knowledge of video games and tipping your fedora to them as they walk away, it's pretty fucking pointless information.
>>340761334
MGS3 is a menu-driven saturday morning cartoon, utter rubbish, don't ever reply to my posts again.
>>340760926
>History is what shaped the entirety of human civilization
Nah. It wasn't history when it was happening.
You can't just rag on a videogame analysis video and then say *My favourite pastime* is more important. If you're studying in depth history, that information isn't going to be incredibly useful in a vast majority of cases. You're better at pub quizzes, or if you actually work in a historical society or educational profession, same as if you happen to teach videogame designas bad an idea as that probably is.
It's probably more useful than videogame knowledge, but really? History? It's not programming.
>>340747843
>edgy may cry
Naw nigga just no.
>>340761349
>People that are happy they found what they believe is the best videogame should kill themselves.
Nah, you're retarded.
>>340761420
Well Z targeting WAS a good feature. But devoting some super long video to saying it is like spending a copious amount of time explaining why being able to look around is also a good thing.
>>340761557
>It wasn't history when it was happening
Yes, history doesn't exist because it was happening at some point.
lmao what am i reading?
>>340761658
And pic related is for you.
>>340761476
>MGS3 is a menu-driven saturday morning cartoon, utter rubbish
and yet more liked than MGS2
>>340761805
Do you not understand?
>>340761869
It sold less and was shipped with a broken camera.
>>340761869
That just goes to show hoe childish the MGS fanbase is.
>>340761997
>It sold less
source?
Also, the negative reaction to MGS2 affected MGS3's sales.
Like how the negative reaction of DMC2 affected DMC3's sales
>>340762029
and your post shows how elitist pricks the MGS2 fanbase is
is DMC4 SE any good? I
>>340762029
Your favourite game is shit and you're a retard for enjoying it?
What, you still enjoy it? But I just called it shit?! That just goes to show how childish you are.
>>340762230
Yes
>>340762172
>Retarded picture that proves nothing
>"He attacked the mgs fanbase, he must love MGS2".
Holy fuck, are you retarded?
>That 3rd phantom fight
I Didn't know that
>>340762172
>>340762240
lol, chill Menus & Cutscenes: The Game cocksuckers.
Just because people don't like your James Bond rip-off game doesn't mean they're wrong.
>>340762230
It's three new playable characters.
Only you can decide if that's worth it.
>>340762374
>>Retarded picture that proves nothing
so you didn't look at it
>>340762423
>Just because people don't like your James Bond rip-off game doesn't mean they're wrong.
better than trying to be "deep" like EVA
>>340748104
at least he's actually talking about a video gamewhich is more than this thread, apparently
>>340762172
MGS2 sold 7m
MGS3 sold 4m
>Also, the negative reaction to MGS2 affected MGS3's sales.
I feel bad for all those kids that wanted a badass spy action game and got high art instead.
That must have been one sad christmas
But at least he pleased you children with his next game :)
>>340762631
>high art
where?
>>340762514
No, your picture weakens your argument and makes you look dumb.
>MGS2 FAGS ARE SO ELITIST, HERE IS A SCREENCAP OF ME EARLIER SHITTING ON MGS2 SARCASTICALLY NOW YOU HAVE TO AGREE.
You just make me like MGS2 moer now, because I know you're retarded.
>>340762695
He's talking about MGS2, you retard. Pay attention.
>>340758697
>it's just a movie stop analysing it it's just fun
>it's just a book stop analysing it it's just fun
This is what you sound like
>>340762797
I know but MGS2 doesn't scream "high art"
It's a gigantic bait and switch with the main character, a bad new main character, a badly designed area, unmemorable bosses, and the last section of the game that goes full retard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul8j9I90ueM
>>340759714
How does watching youtube videos make me a loser
>>340760926
So? Why do we need to know it if it's not happening now? It's just trivia and irrelevant knowledge right?
>>340762990
>a bad new main character
What was wrong with him?
>>340761601
>devil may cry is edgy
>>340762695
>>340762990
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, the greatest game ever made, a game that redefined just how separate ludic and narrative can go with a sprinkle of self-awareness and a plot based on misinformation coupled with digital paranoia, a tour-de-force by every way, seven years before everyone creamed their pants over Bioshock doing the same thing but you can beat it without killing a single human, the direction the game takes at the later third is nothing short of brilliant, and is only possible in a game.
Just because you don't get what made it resonate so hard with people doesn't mean that the game is not an example of high art in an otherwise shit tier medium
>it's another long ass commentary video instead of a critique
no thanks, nobody has time for that shit
bit and brit are better
>>340761557
Every successful politician has comprehensively studied history, because history has a direct correlation with modern day society. You can't say every single detail in your life is irrelevant to who you are as a person. Everything that has happened in your life has shaped your personality in some way. It affects the decision making you use on a daily basis. Understanding the processes that led up to something is fundamental in understanding it.
>>340763490
I don't want to be a politician.
>>340747843
jesus christ. I'm so tried of seeing this australian faggots videos posted on /v/ like he's some sort of god. He's just a retard that has dumb opinions that pander to you /v/. He just wants your patreon bux
>>340762990
>It's a gigantic bait and switch with the main character, a bad new main character
Visual and literary metaphors should have cued you in that this was a design choice, and you weren't supposed to appreciate raiden as the new protagonist if you really enjoyed Snake.
>a badly designed area
Not really. It easy to navigate, contains puzzles, and mitigates backtracking.
>unmemorable bosses
That's and opinion, but vamp, fatman, the harrier, the metal gear rays and Solidus were all fun.
>The last segment goes full retard
And that was great. Suits the story well, changes things up while making them interesting for the climax, and emphasises the themes of the narrative up to that point.
>muh "objective" evaluation of a game's value
>muh "objective" rhetoric
critics are the vermin that lap at the boot of the artist
fuck them
>>340763175
>What was wrong with him?
Raiden was unbearable by being a whiny bitch. Like TV series Shiji Ikari levels of whiny
>>340763252
>>devil may cry is edgy
only the reboot is edgy
>>340763293
>>340763293
>the direction the game takes at the later third is nothing short of brilliant
Arsenal Gear was not brilliant, you had:
a naked stealth section
the "don't die" QTE against Solidus
Roy and Rose going full retard over the codec
that bullshit boss fights against the Rays
forced to fight Solidus with the crappy sword
Soldius explaining that Big Shell was a MGS1 simulation (and a poor one to boot)
the only good part of that bad segement was the team up with Snake down that hallway with the FISSION MAILED stuff
>>340763620
>and you weren't supposed to appreciate raiden as the new protagonist if you really enjoyed Snake.
>HE'S SHIT ON PURPOSE
>THAT'S WHY HE'S GOOD
it doesn't work like that.
>This MGS2 circlejerking
Holy fucking shit. Most of the comments here seem to call MGS2 art for that ending, but they also seem to forget that this is a GAME. A game with constant backtracking, laughable lip-syncing, boring characters and a shitty location. Seriously, what the fuck, guys?
>>340763609
So you're trolling, and know he's actually good at producing in depth videos? Why not just tell us?
What's your favourite MatthewMatosis video?
>>340763719
>devil may cry is edgy
>only the reboot is edgy
Do you know how greentexting works?
Should I get Devil May Cry HD Collection?
>>340763596
This is why democracy doesn't work and the presidential race is just a competition of who has the best memes. Niggers are incapable of taking an interest in the world around them.
>>340763434
Go to bed hyperbit
>>340763842
>still being this mad that your parents got you high art for christmas instead of a cool spy action game back in '01
>>340763719
I played the game recently and I don't think he's as whiny as people make out, he reacts pretty appropriately most of the time.
>>340763719
>it doesn't work like that.
Yes, it did. Are you saying that the character is "bad" or not well written because his weaknesses outweigh his positives?
I see you're very much geared towards shitposting because you don't understand what you're talking about and got confused.
>>340763842
>but the META NARRATIVE BROOOOOO
people took years to squint at this clusterfuck of a story and figure out what kind of "interpretation" of the game's poorly translated, hamfistedly symbolic plot would reveal it to be a post-modern masterpiece
the game makes no sense
hideo kojima can't for the life of him create a meta narrative that clearly delineates what it's saying and what each character or concept symbollicaly represents
>>340764119
>Are you saying that the character is "bad" or not well written because his weaknesses outweigh his positives?
both
>I see you're very much geared towards shitposting because you don't understand what you're talking about and got confused.
MGS2 doesn't know what it's talking about either
>>340763973
Anyone?
>>340764207
Except that it states what it's about several times.
>>340764207
I'm done, you're clearly retarded.
>>340748350
we know. And ?
Didn't this stupid faggot recently quit his job so that he could focus on delivering more than 1 vid every 6 months?
>>340764134
Whether you like it or not the themes were pretty obvious, they even get spelled out for you at the end, especially when Snake makes a speech before the credits that is basically Kojima summing up the point of the game.
>>340747843
Fuck yes.
how did we go from dark souls 2 to metal gear solid 2 isn't this thread about devil may cry
>>340764295
Sure. I played DMC1 at my friend's house and it was pretty fun. I'm getting it this month along with Monster Hunter 4 and ZoE HD Collection.
>>340764303
When? It's been a long time since I played MGS2
>>340764434
e-celeb video reviews
>>340747843
How exactly does someone consider $818 a month a living unless they are still living with their parents?
>>340764329
Where the fuck do people read this? I did NOT quit a job just to make videos, honestly why would he quit for 40$ a month on patreon?
>>340764496
I really wanted to get ZoE HD but i've heard that they didn't fix the360 version
>>340764595
>I did NOT quit a job just to make videos
MozartMatosis.
>>340764542
>When?
One of the most well known parts of the game is where the Patriots basically sit Raiden down and explain exactly what they were trying to do and why. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKl6WjfDqYA
>>340747843
Stupid fucking E-celeb threads, FUCK OFF. DELETE THIS, NOW.
>>340764748
I think mods are allowing it because it's so close to E3.
>>340763973
Do it.
Have fun playing DMC 1 again.
Have fun being extremely disappointed by DMC 2.
Have fun forgiving everything when playing DMC 3.
>>340764542
At the end, both Solidus, the Colonel's and Snake's speeches are really succint on what the game's about and how it relates to the MEME theme, the passing and control of information.
>>340758770
...and?
>>340764731
oh, I ignored that part.
Saw it was AI Roy talking and went, "great, more bullshit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul8j9I90ueM" and hit the fast forward part on the codec.
>>340764543
He has savings from years at his job to live off of too. Plus youtube revenue
>>340764134
I just always had the feeling that Kojima liked fucking with people. MGS2 and the extreme hype baiting behind 5 were the biggest examples of this imo.
>>340758924
i call him kah mee yah
>>340764856
>oh, I ignored the ending
>WTF, why does this game make no sense, I don't get it
>>340748485
I agree, he should focus more on casuals. They are more important than some geeky fucks who take vydia as a fucking hobby
>>340764856
MGS2 haters, everyone
>>340760752
no you weren't
>>340752028
>don't get what's wrong with the archers
not him, but I always remember this comic when people talk about the archers
>>340764991
blame the game for picking a person who went full retard to deliver the speech.
It would be like a speech on world peace being delivered by Trump, would ignore it because it was Trump speaking
Besides, why care about it now? MGS4 cliffnotes it
>>340749972
(You)
take it and go
>>340747843
DMC2 commentary will be uploaded a year from now
>>340765152
MGS4 is offensively poorly written, it's appalling.
>let's just take all loose ends and tie them together lel
Holy fucking shit I hate that game
>>340765058
I was one syllable off matt was 2.
>>340764731
this is the third "no wait, THIS is the real plan" twist that the AI tells you
they have already been established as unreliable narrators
> DMC
Who cares?
>>340765329
i thought he was off with the yah
mee was a different way of sounding it
>>340765436
>118 IPs
why post if you don't care?
>>340765325
and guess which game has the most loose ends? MGS2
>>340765352
which is why I stopped caring for the AI which is also why I never replayed MGS2
>>340765436
No one. No one cares, anon. No one clicked on the video. This thread is a lie. It doesn't exist.
>>340765535
And that was the fucking point, deliberate ambiguity, anyone?
Why is it that mats release schedule has not increased since he began doing this full time?
>>340764318
WHAT A SHILL,
WITH SHIT TASTE AND BLIND PRAISE THROUGH THE FIGHT.
WHAT A SHILL,
HE'S ASSHURT AND LOVES MGS2
WITH OPINIONS LIKE A FART AND PAID POST EXTREMES.
HE GIVES HIS LIFE, NOT FOR GAMEPLAY, BUT FOR JEWS.
SHIT EATER!
>>340765152
>MGS4 cliffnotes it
It continues the overall plot but a story doesn't just exist for the sake of its own canon does it? Did you ignore what Snake said too? https://youtu.be/BrL7wo5-nJo?t=2m55s
>>340765624
>And that was the fucking point
and it's a retarded point
>>340765790
I honestly forgot what Snake said.
>>340765780
It's funny how MGS2 hurt MGS3 sales.
>>340747843
fuck off
>>340765780
the toppest of keks to you, my friend
can I save this meme? I like it a lot
>>340765895
Ur retarded, the point is pretty okay, pretty bold for a video game maker and a blockbuster game in that scale too.
>>340765780
Why post this after it was exposed the guy skipped the ending cutscene because he was a bored retard?
You're shitposting just makes me and MGS2 look better. With each shitpost, I become more powerful.
>>340747843
I can't help but feel that this commentary took 10 times as long to make because he was trying to do a no damage/hardest difficulty run.
Nobody cares how good you are at video games. We love you for your brain
>>340766030
>because he was a bored retard?
way to ignore the post, frogposter. He skipped that scene because of who was talking
>>340766030
>>340766006
HE'S STILL IN A DREAM
SHIT EATERRRR!
>commentary
>not review
f*ck off just f*ck off... this doesn't count...
>>340766196
>He skipped that scene because of who was talking
Doesn't matter the reason, he basically skipped the ending and then complained he didn't get it.
>>340765024
>hobby
dude's writing a fucking thesis
>>340766090
I dunno, I like that. It establishes credibility.
>two hour and 40 minute review
What the fuck? I was just expecting a 30 minute review. I love DMC1 but it does not need an entire commentary. It's a short fucking game, you can get your point across for everything in half an hour
>>340753417
>shit level design, shit mechanics, shit writing and shit characters
man, what an in depth critique! you really dislodged by biases and made me realize how shitty MGR is!!!!
>>340766443
Besides it's an AI that manipulates/controls data, right?
What if they are telling you lies and bullshit?
>>340766314
WHAT A THRILL
WITH MENUS AND CUTSCENES UP THE ASS
WHAT A THRIIIILL
THIS IN NO WAY IS BETTER THAN TWO
I LOVE SNAKE WITH MY HEART
BUT THIS IS JUST SHIIIIIIIT
I PRESS START
NOT FOR PAUSING
BUT MENUUUUUUUUUS
(SHIT EATER)
>>340748394
Stop posting your garbage video faggot
>>340764859
Yeah YouTube pays you a month after the video is made, his videos don't get a ton of views and consisting he's probably living in a first world country, that ad revenue ain't shit.
>>340765951
>mgs2 was so fucking shit i haven't touched mgs3
didn't happened with dmc2/3, guess dmc2 was less stupid than mgs2
>>340766987
>his videos don't get a ton of views
(not true by the way)
>>340766987
>>340764859
>>340764543
He needs to shill his patreon more if he wants to keep living.
>thread started about mathewmatosis's new video
>has been nothing but dark souls, and mgs shitposting.you never disappoint /v/
>>340766692
You clearly are not the target demographic for such an in depth commentary.
>>340767272
Why are those the only two series /v/ talks about anymore?
What happened to Al Russell? Why did he delete his channel?
>>340766692
Dumb weeb.
>>340766762
>You just liked MGS2, you might also enjoy..
>Undertale
>Bioshock Infinite
>>340767160
Most of his videos get sub 200k views.
>>340767363
Until Matthew does a review of overwatch, the /v/ becomes /OW/
>>340767363
The From fanbase is just annoying as shit and has to put themselves into every thread no matter what the original topic is.
>>340767272
>thread about a retard
>end talking about vidya
you mean /v/ is actually talking about video games and not retardeds "who?"
>>340767497
Don't ever fucking compare the masterpiece that is MGS2 with that garbage bioshit infinite you just sent me into a fit of rage and I'm hyperflatulating
>>340747843
cool.
>>340750992
omg plz delete stop making FROM SOFTWARE LOOK BAD LOL!?!?>?! ?XXDD Q>ADDFA PLZ!??!?!? :(((((
>>340767358
>>340767461
>Matthewmashills
You just know the only reason he made this a near 3 hour commentary is so he can make it seem like he did more work during that long absence of videos where he was soaking up Patreon bucks. I wouldn't be surprised if every video was a 3 hour commentary from now on for this reason.
>>340767781
you mean that recording you playing a video game and only talking over it dosent take half a year to make? lol you are dumb matthew is a hard worker on his videos!
putting audio to a video requires so much hassle and work... you are just jealous....
>Show footage of a maxed out Dante from level 1
>Spend the first level talking about Resident Evil
>Skipping enemies
>Constantly using Flying Demon Form
Meanwhile the best known Lets Play of DMC1 is a 17 yr old Australian Girl who gets S rank on Difficult on a new playthrough
>>340767160
A million views is only 1k, his average amount of views is 200k so he only gets 200$ every 3-6 months from YouTube.
>/v/ suddenly hates matthew
what the fuck happened?
>>340767980
HE ISN'T TALKIN ABOUT DARK SOULS SO I HATE HIM
>>340767667
they seem on the same level to me:
*both sub par games in their series
*both are marred by bad level design and sub-par gameplay
*both are so far their own asses in terms of "deep" storytelling that it falls flat on their faces
>>340767980
/v/ finally got tired of e-celeb shit and the circlejerking around it.
>>340767781
WHOA DUDE
YOU FIGURED IT ALL OUT
MATHEWMATOSIS TOTALLY BTFO HOLY SHIT
HOW WILL HE EVER CONTINUE LIVING WITHOUT THINKING OF KILLING HIMSELF
HAHHAHHAAH yeah no
He makes good videos
>>340767953
>Meanwhile the best known Lets Play of DMC1 is a 17 yr old Australian Girl who gets S rank on Difficult on a new playthrough
is that the AccountingNightmare one?
>>340766314
>>340765780
I'm dying. Sides are gone.
>>340768207
I'm not saying the video isn't good, I'm saying the length is unnecessary.
>19 minutes in
>I'm not going to show Secret Missions because that's too much effort
I'm so glad I didn't fall for the Irish Jew meme, what a disgrace
>>340764856
>i skipped story bits
>i don't get it, this story is retarded
Holy shit
hiro please ban this idiot from being posted here.
out of all the ecelebs, he is the worst.
>>340768207
I personally enjoy matt's videos. My issue is that he is producing even less content now that this is his full time job.
>>340768371
It was the AI Roy so I assumed it was not going to be worth listening to.
How the fuck was I supposed to know it would be a plot dump?
>>340768313
I like it because I can close it and watch it later if I dont feel like finishing it all in 1 sitting. Kinda like a book.
>>340768438
How is he the worst? There's a thread about him about once every 6 months, when he uploads a video, compare that to the fucking constant giantbomb threads
>>340768207
t. Matthewmatosis
>>340747843
IT IS.
>Matthew makes a DMC video
>DMC5 looks right around the corner
Do people actually like the first DMC? I really like 3 and 4, but 1 felt so boring/clunky/plain. I did suck at it, but whatever
>>340768106
You're a fucking retard, the level design in MGS2 is leagues above that atrocious gigantic corridor Columbia, the gameplay is sound and doesn't contradict itself with retarded conflicting decisions like a 2 weapon limit with an upgrade system, it greatly expands on the gameplay of 1 while making use of all these new elements, MGS2 is an earnest little game, holds no false pretenses, is what it is and ends up being the best game of all times, Bioshock Infinite is a pretentious game that writes itself into a corner twice, a thing that MGS2 masterfully evades with its ambiguous tone throughout despite using considerably more batshit insane plot devices than "'No, Booker, you are the villain.' And then Booker was drown"
tl;dr MGS2 is bliss shut the fuck up
>>340768669
>How is he the worst?
Because /v/edditors here take his word as gospel and whenever he makes a new video, whatever epic maymay or "intelligent analysis" he makes in the video sticks around for fucking months.
see Dark Souls 2 for an example. Before his video? Sparse complaints. Some faggots thought it was pretty bad. Generally nobody really cared for it one way or the other.
After his video? Suddenly it's the worst thing to ever happen in video game history. le dark souls 2 apologist meme starts. etc etc.
EVERY time he makes a video this happens. I would rather MOD ENDORSED TotalBiscuit threads than to allow this faggot to be posted here.
>>340768738
1 is easily my favorite.
I know on a objective level it's not the best, but its still my favorite. The atmosphere and creepiness of the game can't be beat.
I feel like this would have worked much better as a review. He goes on after stuff unrelated to what's on screen a lot in this one.
>>340768757
>holds no false pretenses
then why did everything make you believe that you were going to be Snake the entire time?
>>340768904
>After his video? Suddenly it's the worst thing to ever happen in video game history. le dark souls 2 apologist meme starts. etc etc.
not to mention that Dark Souls 2 haters are now "drones who have never played the game and only watched the video"
>>340768928
Gotta pad the runtime so his patrons feel like they got their money's worth.
>>340769014
That was a bait and switch made through external media, vital to the entire experience but that don't affect what the game ends up being.
Mathew is my favorite
>>340769205
>That was a bait and switch made through external media
when in turn hurt the game
>>340768549
Stop talking.
DMC is my favourite game.
That or FFT.
I replayed DMC maybe 20 times, still not bored.
To this day there was not a game that perfectly combined moody horror and stylish action.
DMC 3/4 are great action games but the horror aspect was gone.
>>340768549
You're an idiot.
>/v/ likes matthew
>/v/ suddenly hates matthew
What happened?
>>340769389
>>340769451
typical MGS2 fanboys. They don't even listen to the reasons why a guy skipped that speech
>>340768904
>After his video? Suddenly it's the worst thing to ever happen in video game history.
You're fucking delusional.
Dark Souls 2 was getting tons of shit before Matt's video came out.
>>340769517
I said stop talking.
>>340768926
honestly in everything that isnt gameplay or ost, 1 wins
>>340768669
>>>340768438
>How is he the worst? There's a thread about him about once every 6 months,
That's a straight up lie I've seen damn near daily threads about this guy.
MGS2 = Overall poor translation and lack of experience understanding narrative/recurring messages (I'm not even talking interpretation, many, many lines are just basic translation errors 1st year students don't even make, and if the point of a translation is to get the message across this fails. I would red-line most of this script). Very clearly done by someone in their 20s who either got pissed off and didn't give a shit anymore or just likes the sound of their own voice. Wish I had time to write a literal for it, MGS2 is pretty lulz awesome when the words match the visuals etc. luckily all the super corny lines are legit to good translations though some are added which I think should be kept for the lols (I KILLED MAH SOUL etc). But rly it is no wonder people are confused by this game, translation is not good and thus the message and meaning is super muddled. It's obvious after this game Kojima hired a proper translation team. Like, she can bitch all she wants but let's actually look at what this "pittance" got them. It is a near-diabolical translation. She got BASIC Japanese wrong. She flat out made shit up (which is where the "not enough room on the screen shit comes from, her flowery dumb way of writing is not in Kojima's style at all). She cut ENTIRE LINES of text. Imo this was worth LESS than what they paid her. It actually reads like a sabotage. She writes KIND OF ROUGHLY MAYBE what's being said and then flowers it up so the meaning is completely lost in places. This looks like a revenge job and there was nobody to check her. And now all she spends her time doing is shitting on her employers and whining about how Kojima is.
>>340768904
>Before his video? Sparse complaints
Every time
It's always the Dark Souls 2 ones
>>340769472
when reddit flooded in /v/ changed
they hate him for ripping bioshock infinite a new one.
>>340769338
It hurt the game's reception, not the game itself, the game is perfectly fine save for a few struts that are never used, some lip syncing problems and the neutered ending (thanks to 9/11), >not muh snake is not a problem.
The game is a fucking masterpiece, deal with it.
>>340769878
I swear this board is getting even worse.
Fit fags fucking up /v/ snack threads
People unironically liking DR3
And now this shit.
>>340769517
I don't even like MGS2, you're just an idiot, skipping cutscenes and then complaining you don't get the plot.
I hear people have issues with matthew, but I've never seen someone actual give an argument against something he said that they disagree with.
>>340769112
>>340768928
His commentaries are pure fanservice. If you actually watch these videos from beginning to end and claim not to be absolutely gay for Matthew (or rather, his voice) at the same time, you're lying to youself.
>>340768549
Egoraptor please go.
>>340768926
>>340769412
The horror aspect was just a leftover from RE.
I don't understand why people think it was so important that it's the deciding factor for some to rank it over 3, a game which improved the gameplay a ton and gave the series its own identity. It's not really what DMC is about. If it was important, I think Kamiya would have implemented some of it into his spiritual successor. But Bayonetta is even more campy than DMC.
>>340770164
>Egoraptor
Who?
>>340748394
>Cockorina
>>340770634
this guy who sucks at Zelda
https://youtu.be/6en6uM7A7a0
>>340770457
No one is saying 1 is superior to 3/4.
We're just saying why 1 was our favorite.
I think if they kept up the horrorness in 3/4 they would have benefit from it. It definitely would have been Dante stand out that much more having such a cocky untouchable guy in the midst of Resident Evil, which is what 1 basically did.
>>340770776
and what does he have to do with not listing to a speech in MGS2 because the AI Roy was delivering it?
>>340748497
>march 29
U ok anon
>>340770826
im a different poster
woo shit for brains mods let this garbage thread go on for 5 hours,good going fucking unpaid worthless nigger slaves
>>340770985
Fuck off retard
>>340749212
who /repeats/ here?
didn't think he could make this entertaining, but I'm impressed that he managed to do a S run.
I played these games to death myself, so I acknowledge his run for this game.
Are we talking about bad hitboxes?
>over 2 fucking hours
who watches these retardly long videos? I subscribed for 30 minute or so long in depth reviews, now day long "commentaries"
>>340771427
that would cause you to get fucked up in Dark Souls 2
>>340771694
Yeah Dark Souls 2 had weird as fuck hitboxes. But on Dark Souls 3 they are perfect. Many times my character ducked a little because of my weapon moveset and the boss' weapon just flew over my head by an inch without doing damage.
>tfw it's actually up
>tfw das2 fags still mad
>tfw thread still up
based matthew
>>340771427
>>340771928
i see they still haven't fixed the stuttering or framerate issues since i stopped playing at 1.04 before NG+
thank god i didn't pay for this shit
>>340772530
But they did.
>>340772530
I never had any framerate issues.
Maybe it's your shitty pirated copy. Try buying the game next time instead of getting the chink version and complaining it doesn't work like the original.
So who's this guy and what's the big deal about his dmc playthrough?
>>340772790
>>340772908
Doubt it. I'll go update to the latest to see if it's fixed though. I'd bet money on it not being fixed.
980 4670k 850 pro
>>340769992
/fit/ snack threads are actually full of good shit, only the insecure skeletons on /v/ post about water and celery. Also you're cancerous to if you support e-celeb wankery.
>>340773179
He does good game analyses
I think he also posted on /v/ a couple of times, but I can't confirm it.
>>340773404
>A couple of times
He appears on any thread if you say his name three times
Try it
>>340773394
>e-celeb wankery
I think it's really stupid people group up MatthewMatosis and SuperBunnyHop along with garbage like Best Friends Play or GameGrumps.
I don't think Lets Play shit should be allowed on /v/, cause it has nothing to do with video games aside from the fact they're playing games, but at the core those threads are about the people.
MM and SBH threads do talk about the people, but it has more potential about the game, to discuss design elements mentioned in the video or arguments, and talk about if you agree or disagree.
My point is they're different beasts, Lets Play are about the players, things like MM videos are about the games. The later should be allowed and the former not.
>>340772790
>>340772908
just checked
1.05 doesn't fix shit except the stutters.
Why does /v/ like this cuck?
>>340774936
Why is /v/ so obsessed with the word cuck?
>>340775058
because the majority of /v/ is american.
>>340774936
Dark Souls 2 was too hard for Soulsfags and this guy hated Dark Souls 2 because he is not only a casual but he also suffers from OCD and so he became the hero of the Soulsfag Community.
Really funny how DS2 turned half of /v/ into DSP.
>>340775168
He didn't hate DaS2 though.
>>340775168
>Dark Souls 2 was too hard for Soulsfags
>>340775356
>Those shitty hitboxes what the fuck is ADP
>So many enemies on this level what the fuck i can't fight them so bad level design and far too many enemies can't this just be like Anor Londo and empty?
>Where are the demons with hugeass blindspots? I can't deal with human sized enemies so mush rehash
>>340775058
matthewmatosis is a confirmed cuck after the stream he did with his girlfriend
>>340776006
>confirmed cuck after the stream he did with his girlfriend
>with his girlfriend
>his girlfriend
>girlfriend
Do you know what the word "cuck" means jimmy?
>>340776006
prove it
>>340747843
>So this'll be a NG+, Dante Must Die, S-Rank, no damage, no items playthrough
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Is the game worth $5 for the HD remaster?
>>340767980
Its partly just the whole "it is cool to hate and criticize things."
It is also partly that there are people who don't like him.
>>340773826
All e-celeb shit should go, doesn't matter if you like it or not.
>>340775579
I 100%ed both versions of DaS2 and ADP is still a stupid stat. I'd be like if they added a new stat that increased the speed of your attacks.
The gameplay in the souls game is designed so that leveling only changes the numbers, it doesn't change how you would fight the enemy in a basic way. (obviously you could do more risky strats if you can kill an enemy in one hit but still).
This means the only difference between a level 1 player fighting Darklurker and a level 100 player fighting Darklurker is how much damage they do and how much damage they can take before dying.
The dark souls games are built around 1v1 encounters, it's why the lock-on exists. There isn't anything inherently bad about multiple enemy encounters, in fact I think the sentinels boss fight did the concept really well but the problem arises when you just lazy throw 5+ enemies at the player that weren't designed to be fought in such large groups.
>>340776261
Do you???
>Cuck, short for “cuckold,” is a term referring to a man with a female significant other who engages in sexual activities with other men.
Literally him having a gf just makes it easier for him to be a cuck...
Getting tired of his shit. People complained that 40 minute videos were too long... So he makes them close to 3 hours about a niche game?
The Kula world video was interesting because he had a real interest in it... How come we can't get more like that?
>>340776881
Devil may cry is niche?
what
>>340776541
All "e-celeb shit" is not the same.
>>340747843
>that second Phantom fight
I had no idea you could do that.
I literally just bought DMC HD collection for ps3
Should I watch the video, or play through 1 first?
>>340776881
Kill yourself
>>340748490
It's because a janitor or two are pushing them on the reg. It's too frequent and protected to be a fluke.
>>340778980
If you ever watched a MM video, you'd know you should play it first.
>>340778980
play it
>>340773615
Mattytosis :D
Mattytosis :D
Mattytosis :D
:-D
>>340776594
>The dark souls games are built around 1v1 encounters, it's why the lock-on exists.
This is one of biggest failures of DaS 2, they didn't signal to the player that locking on against multiples is a bad idea
>>340768348
I haven't even finished the game because I was so bored with trying to find those.
That's my main problem with Kamiya games. FAST ACTION and tedious exploring.
Nuke this thread.
>>340768190
>finally
People on /v/ (or, you know, in life in general) always thought LP shit is stupid as fuck. It's only literally underage kiddies who actually watch and enjoy any of that garbage.
>>340773826
>it has nothing to do with video games aside from the fact they're playing games
That is enough though. That is literally on topic videogame discussion.
>>340763719
>le Shinji is a pussy meme
>>340747843
Stop shilling you potatonigger...
Summer is truly upon us.