>We love your game idea, anon. Could you repeat it for Pajeet, please?
The white guy looks like a baby
designated.
Toilet Simulator 2016
>>340745283
Man, diversity is such a beautiful thing.
Just look at them
I don't see the point, as its clear that will be the two asian girls that will do the whole thing.
Anon, we need to talk.
Do you think it's acceptable to do squatting motions and start repeatedly screaming "DESIGNATED, DESIGNATED" at Pajeet every time he walks by?
>>340745674
Women can't program.
>>340745501
If diversity just means having twice as many hot Asian girls, that's fine
>>340745790
What part of asian you didn't got?
Does Pajeet have any disease or something? Why aren't his eyes white?
>>340745980
Jaundice.
>>340745980
nigga's high as fuck
Indians love drugs
![upset-manager-pointing-to-her-employee-isolated-white-background-35400614[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TlTVdGI.jpg "upset-manager-pointing-to-her-employee-isolated-white-background-35400614[1].jpg")
Anon if you don't stop using
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
as your phone song, we'll have to transfer you to some other office.
id dive in to that project
you know im saying
ha ha!
>>340746157
Good, then I won't have to deal with the constant smell of shit and curry.
>>340745283
>We love your game idea, anon. However, we noticed you included toilets in the concept art. I'm afraid that Pajeet can't add a toilet in the game because it insults his personal belief. In the spirit of tolerance and diversity, we would like you to consider adding an option for designate streets in which the main character can empty their bowels.
Probably something he got on his days of mercenary.
>>340745687
this shouldnt have got me
>>340746306
>that trigger discipline
I'm impressed.
>>340745903
what part of woman didn't you get?
>We love your game idea, but we can't help but notice your /pol/-tier retardation posting this racist bullshit on /v/. Can you take a minute and GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE with that? Thanks.
>>340746474
>maymay widely used on /int/
>/POL/, /POL/ IS NOTHING BUT /POL/'S DOING I SWEAR
>>340746474
>/pol/
>retardation
>bullshit
Hello tumblr, sorry we invaded your safe-space
You can always go to reddit and downvote the bad people that go against your sheltered worldview
>>340746474
This is also an /int/ meme you dip.
>>340746474
Sorry for insulting your rich culture, Mr Patel, but perhaps you could make an effort to POO IN LOO
>>340746474
*fist bumps*
agreed, fuck /pol/
>>340746469
The part where they act like women, instead of weird cubicle autistic pricks that work 20 hours per day, just to go home and drown what's left of their humanity with hello kitty and ramen.
>>340746601
But I love being the Jews of 4chan.
>>340746601
>implying /int/ isn't just a less funny /pol/ with more Europeans
>>340745283
>you will never be a rich indian programmer
Why live?
>>340746793
Weird cubicle autistic pricks are the best programmers you're ever gonna get, much better than a woman at least.
>>340746857
But is not, you tumblurina.
>>340746793
I'd rather discuss it with Jonathan the inbred Brit or Ching and her sister Chong
>>340746474
+1 upboat my friend for the reddit army xD
>>340747009
poo in loo Sanjeep
>>340746474
>>340746762
Samefag
Also go back to tumblr.
>>340747009
I don't think it's women who are particularly incapable of coding, more disgusting normies. Women are capable of being fat smelly autistic neckbeards as well, there just aren't as many of them.
>>340746624
/pol/ is cancer and super annoying. /int/ is less so because they keep their memes contained.
>>340747009
I don't get it, is this supposed to make me mad? The one on the right is much easier to follow with the programmer notes and looks simpler.
>>340746762
>*fist bumps*
Out
>>340745884
>hot
>asian
oxymoron
>>340747223
True. Autists are the better coders, and there's far less women autists than men autists. It's not like having a vagina attached automatically makes you a bad programmer or something.
You try not to get gang raped while shitting on an open street
>>340745413
JUST
>>340747009
That's women, not asian.
The part where it use anything other than 2ch and don't write everything in moonrunes give it away.
>>340745413
can't be an ideal looking white male, that would be racist
>>340745487
never laughed so much in my life.
>>340747361
Is that a prop hand or is she taking the photo with her phone in her mouth?
>>340747242
Did /pol/ hurt your feelings that bad?
>>340747301
Both codes are awful.
Left one is a cryptic mess that use an unexplained john carmack trick, while the one on the right is overcommented and horribly programmed.
>>340745283
Is that Eggman ?
>>340747301
I don't really give a damn but a lot of the comments in the right code is redundant.
There is more pointless shit than there is code, the code itself isn't even hard to read.
>>340747009
Aspiring programmer here. Is there a reason a constant was declared for 1.5F when it's only used once? Is it to let people know that you shouldn't be changing this number?
>>340747517
>Left one is a cryptic mess that use an unexplained john carmack trick
The actual original code is commented you know, she obviously took the comments out for that picture so it looks more messy.
Not like it matters, code aspect doesn't really matter for the consumer so at the end performance is all that's important.
>>340747523
In Eggman's dreams maybe.
>>340746405
What is that from? People say it all the time with people holding rifles. Puerile can't ACTUALLY be impressed by trigger discipline
>>340747301
It looks simpler becuase it IS simpler.
The one on the left is a legendary snippet of code that helped power the Quake engine.
The on on the right really only does what is stated.
>>340747564
Const tag is used for the compiler, Having a dynamic variable requires more memory and takes longer to compile.
>>340747301
>else if (a > b && b < a)
>>340747651
Code aspect avoids bugs/makes the code easier to maintain and allow several programmers to work on the same thing without having awful downtimes to everyone get on the same page.
And it runs on the same exact speed as "ugly code" most of the time.
>>340747564
Yeah it's because you need exactly 1.5 for this code to work, any other number wouldn't return the proper value.
I have no fucking clue how Carmack came up with 1.5 out of fucking nowhere, or how he comes up with ANY of shit he writes and makes it work.
>no one has posted a game idea yet
>>340747723
Lack of trigger discipline has killed many a friend during war time.
It's not easy having to report to a family that Danny's head got blown apart because his best mate was being sloppy.
>>340747790
Man, to have grown up in a time when maximum program efficiency was important. Thanks for the answer.
>>340747724
Actually it was originally used to calculate shadow effects on stairs for Doom. I haven't got the link to hand, but Carmack himself said so at a postmortem of Doom presentation.
>>340745980
He didn't find a designated street.
>>340747943
Well, compilers got a fuckton better.
small tricks like those don't do much difference because the compilers will do it internally for you.
>>340745283
Diarrhea Simulator 2017
Next gen bowl movements
VR
>>340746474
What the fuck? Who types like that, are you 16 or something?
>>340747889
Yeah but it takes more manhours to commentate every single line and it's a waste because you're not supposed to do that in the first place, if your code is readable and you don't have magic variables you really don't have to commentate every single line, just summarize what a function does and what a complicated \ non-intuitive section's idea is and your present and future design vision and decisions for your code.
The documentation in the right picture is fucking horrible, it would've been the same without any documentation at all maybe besides the line that explains it returns the larger of two integers.
>>340746474
4chan is racist. deal with it
>>340747889
I'm a programmer, I know what benefits nice code has, but it's not always possible to have it (and sometimes it's redundant, you don't need any comments whatsoever for the stuff on the right for example)
Here's an industry tip though, at the end of the day your boss won't give a shit that you wasted 2 days making code look nice for "future updates" and he'll demand the program finished by Thursday. "The code works" always has more priority than "The code looks nice", especially if the project itself only has two or three guys working on it.
>>340747943
It still is though.
It's the difference between getting 45 or 60 fps out of your game sometimes.
>game set in modern India
>air planes throwing their toilet shit while flying on big cities
>+10 luck for the rest of the day if you get hit by a flying shit
>>340748203
Not everyone on 4chan is a flaming /pol/tard. What happens there isn't indicative of the general consensus. You probably think everyone on 4chan supports Trump too.
>>340747896
He didn't, he copied it from somewhere else though I don't think anyone knows exactly where from hence the 'what the fuck???' comment on the magical hexadecimal number that's integral to the calculation.
>>340748192
>Teachers told us to comment all the time, practically every line
>Actually get working
>Throw that shit out the window
How can people even stand commenting so much. I ain't wasting an hour or two commenting all that shit, God damn.
>>340746474
>thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
>>340745413
he's british
>>340745283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=44&v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
ITT idiot westerner cumskins
India will be a superpower in 2030, u countries will be the REAL shit holes
>>340747009
Left is good, but right is preferable because of documentation
I hate smartass that tells me to "read his code" to figure it out
A literal piece of shit armed with a pootana (poo katana) tries to stump the Trump. It's filled with every 4chan related meme known to man and the true final boss is moot. Hidden within the game files is source code for a complete C++ port of Space Station 13.
>>340748243
Understood. I haven't tried any game programming so I haven't learned much about proper efficiency besides poor coding practices for enterprise level applications.
>>340748192
On my original post i did pointed out that it was overcommented as fuck, not arguing that every single line should be commented, after all its C not asm.
But explaining the completely insane things and having some descriptive variable names help.
>>340748234
He will when the program fucks out and you take weeks trying to find out where the bug is.
Of course, there is a balance between perfect code autism and "something you can pick up quickly weeks later".
>>340747009
>the difference between girls and guys
>girls
>even the painfully obvious has to be explained
Seems pretty accurate.
>>340745283
UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT
THE CONCEPT
OF DESIGNATED
DESIGNATED
SHIT STREETS
>>340748501
i think you´re so narcistic you are trying to force yourself as a meme and probably make youtube videos
>>340748495
>if(a < b)
> return b;
>//return b if a is less than b
You seriously need documentation for that?
>>340747301
Rule number one of commenting: fucking comment.
Rule number two of commenting: don't comment shit that's blatantly obvious to anyone who knows how to code.
Not following two is actually worse because all it does is make your code a fucking nightmare to look at while getting actually important comments lost in a shitstorm of Captain Obvious' journals.
>>340748650
Just the concept, having no documentation at all is recipe for disaster
On 2nd thought, the right one is also bullshit because how useless those comment are
>>340748650
No you don't.
The code on the right is actually a joke, which gets quite obvious on the part where you have multiple return statements inside ifs that would make some compilers throw a tantrum and the lol so randum part.
>>340745413
correction:all white people look like babies
>2016
>not extending generalizations of an entire race to whites as well as minorities
Literally worse than Hitler
>>340747361
>Showing off a literal hello world program
Why do these people feel the need to advertise their boring, unimpressive shit?
>>340748549
Q_sqrt in the function name, and the hexadecimal number in the code is all I need to figure out what the function does having went through it once.
A good and consistent naming convention takes you far, without resorting to the helping wheels that are comments. There's nothing wrong with Carmack's code, and it wouldn't need more than one single line of code to explain what happens when he casts the float directly into the long.
>>340745283
>Patrick "Babyface" McGee
>Hong Feiling
>Sakura Tanaka
>Unibrow Shitsinstreets
>>340748641
The irony of your post doesn't escape me
>>340748192
Also, make sure at all relevant points you include the comment:
>\\ don't change this bit, I can't remember why but if you change it everything stops working
>>340748836
maybe in UK or us
here's an average white European guy in his 30's
Code thread?
>>340749013
>neanderthal forehead
>forest eyebrows
>monolid eyes
>edgy le stubble
>edgy le combed back hair
4/10 and that's being considerate of this man's feelings
>>340748905
Found the original one and it's quite amusing with the comments back:
float Q_rsqrt(float number) {
long i;
float x2, y;
const float threehalfs = 1.5F;
x2 = number * 0.5F;
y = number;
i = *(long*) &y; // evil floating point bit level hacking
i = 0x5f3759df - (i >> 1); // what the fuck?
y = *(float*) &i;
y = y * (threehalfs - (x2 * y * y)); // 1st iteration
return y;
}
>>340747009
Then you get an plane nosediving at 10000 ft when a=b
>>340749237
God damn that's fucking brilliant.
>>340749237
>tfw a game ending turns out to be a game-crashing bug
10/10 would hire this guy.
>>340749013
>Europeans think they look manly
Oh i'm laffin. The only manly whites are Slavs
Pic related, average European "male"
>>340749417
It'd return 5 if a=b, right?
Although I don't see the point of returning which number is greater to begin with at that point because if either of them are 5 it'd be the same result as if they were both equal.
>>340747009
that's a shop, right?
good documented code is a necessary skill even if you are male, female, queer, bisexual, fluid shit
DOCUMENT YOUR CODE
>>340747348
>Cherrypicking
>Valid point
Fuck off, there are plenty of hot Asians.
>>340749796
Why did you bring up white niggers in this thread?
>>340749923
the entire thing is fake, it was never posted.
>>340747242
>int
>contained
hi, aussie.
>>340749923
Yes that's right goy document your code so we can fire you and outsource our work to Pajeet who can speak english as well as he can code.
why do you program /v/?
hobby? work?
>>340750264
Work. That's it, really. I'm not all that good at it, either.
You are a photographer who lives in a city with superheroes and villains. In the process of attempting to take photos of them, your pictures gradually reveal that there is a greater narrative at work.
>>340747284
Do you have more of these comics?
>>340749923
Good documented code is not
>//This is bridge
written on a fucking bridge. Those comments on the right are worse than no comments.
>>340749923
there's a difference between good documentation and leaving smileys everywhere for a piece of code designed to tell you that yes 37 is bigger than 12.
>>340750525
Sounds like a story idea, where's the gameplay? Where's the mechanics? I'm sorry but we'll have to give your position to Pajeet instead.
>>340745283
>>340750624
This. Why the fuck is she even writing this? There's a fucking math function for this already.
>>340750996
If you're using libraries you're not a REAL programmer.
>>340750264
I don't because programming is a shitty ass job.
>>340745283
the asian on the left looks like she would make me her slave and make me eat her out and get pegged
or a shemale so i can blow her and take it up the ass
>>340750264
It's like an autistic game like minecraft, but with actual difficulty and a very rewarding feel when shit finally work.
>>340750814
What the fuck is wrong with Portugal?
>>340750525
i had a similar idea, its but instead of super heroes, you try to take shitty vertical iphone videos and upload them to world star hip hop.
>>340747501
No it didn't it's just fucking cancer. I don't know why you fags think you hurt anyone's feelings.
Alright Pajeet, you know the stuff that comes out of your butt?
THAT IS POO!
The game will be about that. You know what your character does?
HE TAKES THE POO TO THE LOO!
You know what the loo is, right?
>>340746474
DESIGNATED
>>340745283
GTA styled game set in medieval Japan where you play as a ninja.
>>340751309
Image is edited, you can see how someone painted it after copying the HUE from India.
Probably some /int/ meme.
>>340751602
I'm gonna need some graphs.
>>340751701
You mean samurai.
>>340749923
This. Walking into an existing project then looking at the left coding is a nightmare.
>>340749796
there's a reason why ugly people commit vast majority of the crimes
>>340752035
No. Ninja. I like stealth.
POO game.
LOO game.
>>340752223
>>340749923I can't be the only one who enjoys seeing someone legacy code being an ugly, unindented mess that makes you wonder if the creator even understand what it does, then opening it up completely and understanding how it works while adding comments yourself.
>>340752223
>looking at a piece of code that completely redefines for you how coding can be done is a nightmare
Yeah if you're a codemonkey who hates innovation.
Not to mention the code on the left is neatly arranged and consistent, the shit on the right looks more of a mess because there's a fucking comment after every single line. This is how I know you're never gonna make a successful game.
>>340755612
gay
>>340755612
It happens if the coder didn't did much mess with weirdass var names, "circus trickery" or overly long lines.
>>340756236
Oh shit I always fuck up with variable names if I'm doing a quickfix on something.
>check variable list later
>'cuck'
>'wew'
>'meme'
>'shit'
>'kilme'
>>340756394
As long its not a global variable used on the whole program in several instances..
>>340747009
why is no one pointing out that the code on the right is poorly written and likely to cause problems? Also the documentation is inane and distracting.
>>340756769
I have no clue.
The code on the right will not even compile.
>>340746474
Nice false flag. Is it really /pol/ hour on /v/ again? Just had one of you retards crying that overwatch causes white genocide for 4 hours.
>>340747009
something's wrong with swift&klossy's picture, and dae's picture
>>340749776
>>340757384
>>340751309
Portuguese here wondering the same thing. We don't shit in the streets.
okay seriously though how can a country produce some of the best (or at least most dedicated) doctors, coders, and other hard scientists and yet also literally have people shitting in the streets?
I was in a men's room the other day and one of these Indian tech guys sits in the stall, nothing major, until they start SPLASHING THE FUCKING TOILET WATER AROUND. I can only imagine they were trying to wash their ass or something, but were using shitty pissy toilet water to do it.
Then they get to the sink and give themselves a full fucking whorebath. They start splashing their face, swishing and spitting, then taking their fucking shoes off and splashing their goddamn socks with water. They get water all over the fucking countertops and floor, and it's just fucking obscene.
Seriously, why are they so fucking backwards when it comes to something as normal and natural as removing bodily waste?
I mean fuck, there are tribes in the amazon who have never seen another human being outside of the tribe and even they shit in a hole in the ground far away from any food or living areas.
What the fuck, man.
Why are asian women so beautiful?
>>340746474
>>340746762
Thin-skinned niggers get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340746474
it's pretty mainstream to disrespect indians, if you think it's /pol/ then most of the world is /pol/
>>340758169
because ur white
>>340758560
That doesn't answer the question
>>340758687
it does
>>340758169
I think it's not about the being "beautiful",but the being different.
>>340747009
>literally explains what an integer is
what the fuck
>>340745283
>about to make multicultural gaming team rich
*pulls trigger*
>>340758806
FINALFLASH?
>>340758815
Most gaming teams that actually make good games are multicultural because they're hired by actual skill rather than political terms etc..
>>340748486
do Indians really think white people would abandon their jobs and countries to come to India and be servants?
They know about Saudi Arabia right?
>>340745487
>yfw
>>340745283
>>340749796
>it's fucking real
>>340748495
Well maybe the point of it isn't just "women are inferior" but rather "men are too direct" and "women are too roundabout"
>>340745687
Yes.
>>340748364
it's on the wikipedia.
>It is not known precisely how the exact value for the magic number was determined. Chris Lomont developed a function to minimize approximation error by choosing the magic number R over a range. He first computed the optimal constant for the linear approximation step as 0x5f37642f, close to 0x5f3759df, but this new constant gave slightly less accuracy after one iteration of Newton's method.[20] Lomont then searched for a constant optimal even after one and two Newton iterations and found 0x5f375a86, which is more accurate than the original at every iteration stage.[20] He concluded by asking whether the exact value of the original constant was chosen through derivation or trial and error.[21] Lomont pointed out that the magic number for 64 bit IEEE754 size type double is 0x5fe6ec85e7de30da, but it was later shown by Matthew Robertson to be exactly 0x5fe6eb50c7b537a9.[22] Charles McEniry performed a similar but more sophisticated optimization over likely values for R. His initial brute force search resulted in the same constant that Lomont determined.[23] When he attempted to find the constant through weighted bisection, the specific value of R used in the function occurred, leading McEniry to believe that the constant may have originally been derived through "bisecting to a given tolerance".
>>340749979
Found the subhuma gook.
>>340760876
woah.... pajeet is a fucking genius!!
>>340747009
>>340748495
>>340760273
it's a fucking troll image and you guys are retarded for drinking the r9k koolaid
>>340750525
>>340751402
like pokemon snap. it's a TMZ emulator. would work best in a GTA environment.
>we suddenly have all these faggot programmers on /v/
Just a reminder Finance pays you and controls your spending
>>340745283
Your stomach hurts, you have to poo
but I won't let you near the loo.
So go outside, my son Pajeet
to the designated shitting street.
>>340758169
because they're not. They have nigger bone structures.
>>340762931
FUCK I READ IT IN THE REE RAH RAH REE RAH VOICE
>>340747440
I don't think any of those two males are ideal looking to be honest.
>>340745283
>UGH GAWL NEWFAG. PAJEET IS AN /INT/ MEME! NOT A /POL/ MEME!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY RACISM ISN'T VIDEO GAMES?! YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTE BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW OUR SUPER COOL RACIST MEMES.
>>340763587
Anon, you need to calm down and empty your bowels.
The street is close.
>>340745413
That's a normal white male
>>340747348
I have never once seen an Asian with such pronounced folds
>>340747361
She's not good at it, but at least she seems to have an interest in it
Any board with flags is a proven designated shitting street tbqh.
7
>>340745283
>>340762931
bloody hell
>>340746474
Why do you fags even come here if you're just going to get triggered?
