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>e3 in one day
>>340740962
There's nothing to worry about. Sony won already.
Reminder
>>340741316
sony will win but only because they'll reveal something everyone's waiting for
>>340740962
Don't warp yourself Squilliam
>>340741376
>another fucking dead rising game
why
>>340741376
Reminder
>No NX
>No Neo
Scorpio will steal the show.
>>340741681
inb4 scorpio isnt even shown
>>340741681
Lost Odyssey 2 when?
>>340741595
>Another fucking DMC game
Why
>>340741581
I like how a lot of these are garbage but some are actually drawn really well.
30 hours, 22 minutes.
>>340741595
Because its the best series Capcom has made in over ten years?
Oh I thought it wasn't til tuesday
>>340741790
Like every year since 2014.
>more useless manufactured hype for pre-rendered CG trailers to games of which we've seen no actual gameplay
>more console war shitposting from kids whose lives are so pathetic and lonely that they become emotionally invested in the financial success of the corporation which made their favorite toy
>more sensationalist bullshit news articles about all gamers being sexist because of what some anonymous retard typed on the internet
>>340741814
Why do we need another though?
Literally the only thing to do in Dead Rising is kill zombies.
>>340741845
The earliest live conference is tomorrow, although it's EA's and it's not even affiliated with the E3.
>>340741681
>NX
>NeO
>scorpiO
>NNOO
What does it mean?!
>>340741465
>they'll reveal something everyone's waiting for
Yes, Crash Bandicoot in Skylanders.
>>340741937
Game OONN fellow gamer
>no internet in my house
>phone has 2 GB of data left
Y-yea I'm pretty hyped...
>>340741872
Master Hand/Crazy Hand is the best one here.
>>340741937
>NNOO
The cries of butthurt of PCfags.
>EA's embarrassing presentation is the first
>>340742027
go to mcdonalds then dumb nigga
>>340741882
>More jaded posts like that I can laugh to every year
I love it.
>>340741882
>look mommy, I looked behind the curtain! Am I disillusioned yet?
Just ignore the bullshit and enjoy the ride, there's always a handful of interesting announcement.
>>340741918
Why do you need any new game? Its just doing something again that has already been done.
>>340741872
Also, last year was the worst collab.
>>340742128
>tfw maccas wifi in australia cant even fucking load facebook
>>340741681
You are the Scorpio, no?
>>340742164
None of those things are behind a curtain.
They're the things that /v/ is filled with every E3.
Also, apparently Nintendo will show up at the Doritos Pope stream for 30 minutes on monday.
>>340742067
>Implying E3 isn't the best time of year for PCfags
/v/ only cares about sony thp
>>340742439
DELETE THIS
>>340741882
>more console war shitposting from kids whose lives are so pathetic and lonely that they become emotionally invested in the financial sucess of the corporation which made their favorite toy
Holy shit, this. Fanboys lives are so sad.
>Tfw Red Orchestra 3 won't be at E3 this year
>Tfw they won't reveal an ACTUAL Far Cry game this year
>Tfw they MIGHT reveal a new Metro game
>>340742353
What's "behind the curtain" aren't the things themselves, but the reality behind them.
For example your "insightful" tirade is actually something that 99% of the people has already figured out since forever and learned to see past.
It's like looking at people who enjoy christmas and mumbling "heh, stupid sheeple... I bet they haven't figured out that Santa doesn't exist and this holiday has just become an excuse to enforce consumerism"
>>340742027
What an arousing way to die.
Post expectations
Can someone explain what squidward having a heart attack has to do with E3?
>>340742803
Spoil that shit, not everyone knows about Santa
Post yer cards.
>>340742961
>Squidward
Your new is showing
>>340742961
Man Summer came early this year
>>340742961
Lurk more. No really, it's days people ask the same question.
>>340741465
This. There is no way in hell they would've "won" last year had they not had a kickstarter, a remake, and a game that been in development for 6 years
i have zero hype for anything, can't tell if videogames are terrible now or if im finally losing interest
>>340741465
They will sure reveal something. Too bad it won't release for 10 years and a few cancellations.
E3 is like war. No one wins, the whole thing is a giant shitfling. If anyone is a winner, it is the people that watch it only to laugh at everything and only take interest in the good things that come out of it.
No one watches Microsoft hoping for good games.
No one watches EA hoping for a good announcement.
No one watches Sony and hopes for a game to come out in the next 5 years.
No one watches Nintendo to get excited about MarioSuperFunFriend16: NX Edition.
E3 is just funny watching them try to get people excited.
>>340742803
Nothing I wrote was meant to be insightful, and I didn't think I was the only one who knew about it.
I was just complaining about it.
Not everyone who complains about a thing is a fedora-wearing "I'm so much smarter than everyone else" piece of shit. Maybe you're projecting.
>>340743553
Same mang
The vidya industry has just been repeating itself for the past 6 years, and introducing more anti-consumer features
>always online
>DLC
>microtransactions
But then again, it can't get any worse at this point, r-right?
>>340743553
Video games are definitely terrible now. The old games are still good and there are plenty of nice indie/niche titles coming out soon, but e3 and the AAA-industry are both 101% trash.
>have to work on monday during the conferences
>>340740962
What the fuck are you faggots talking about?
On their site it says e3 starts at June 14th and ends on the 16th.
So why would it start on the 12th?
>>340743984
Here comes the retard
>midterm exams next week
>>340744278
>he hasn't dropped out yet
>>340744278
>finals next week
there are a couple vr games coming, looking pretty tight although Pool Nation VR has fucking takin me if you don't have it yet fucking buy it! Also Raw Data out soon, they are demoing it at e3
who VR chosenrace here?
>>340741882
but shitposting and laughing at people overreact to things is fun
>>340741918
>why do we need another shooter game
>why do we need another fighting game
>why do we need another racing game
this is you rn
>>340744316
I have too much debt to stop now, I'm halfway through
There won't be Soul Calibur 6.
Even if SC6 is shown, it'll never live up to expectations.
Why live
>>340742918
Mankind Divided looked so underwhelming
>check it out you crouch around shooting people with a silenced pistol (wow, whoa)
>you can shoot blades at people, this is the same thing as the gun lol
>you can stun people. okay. gas grenades. okay.
Looked like an expansion pack, not a new game.
The calm before the storm...
>>340743553
its getting worse, companies are greedier then ever
>>340744641
template pls
Take a drink every time you hear "virtual reality"
*Anon not responsible for you well-being
hopes: decent games with actual gameplay footage
expectations: overhyped shit, social media integration, gimmicks, pandering to casuals and SJW, dank memes, urge to commit soduku increasing
>>340744771
>>340744910
Ubisoft's time is fucked. Go fix it yourself.
>>340741581
Good job, anon who put this together.
>>340745031
>Implying I care about Ubisoft
>>340745219
Yeah, but I don't want to miss another #girlwood.
>>340742248
What's wrong with it?
>>340742027
tourists in Iceland.jpg
>>340741581
AAAAAGH why do I always miss these threads
when did this even happen? today? yesterday?
who /onvacationandnotgivingashitaboute3/ here?
isn't E3 in more than a couple days from now? 14 June right?
>>340745368
The overall quality of the squillams and the background being edited by a clearly less experienced anon.
>>340743165
everytime it gets asked people just say lurk more
>>340744450
in short
>why do we need a new game
>>340745026
Shut up nigger, VR is doing so well it's sold out everywhere and the line is literally 2 months long.
>>340745489
The edits were being made for a week. Yesterday a kind anon decided to collect them all and do the thing.
>>340744910
Done
thx ma888
>>340740962
>mfw console babbies will never EVER get grim dawn
>>340745026
keep trying to deny it, you'll have to keep it up for many years xD
http://uploadvr.com/data-suggests-htc-vive-install-base-around-50000-headsets/
I feel bad for you guys, you haven't the slightest fucking idea lol
>>340741376
>A non-""""""Inafune game"""""" Dead Rising
Maybe it'll be good and the story won't be complete ass.
>>340746105
>xD
>lol
The VR fanbase, ladies and gentleman.
Wait square already had a presser?
>>340741814
>Because its the best series Capcom has made in over ten years?
Yeah if you don't count DR3
>>340741581
>No native 4k resolution
Was it made by a consolecuck?
>>340741581
>no reggie
>no andrew house
Almost there
>>340746093
>That tooltip
>>340746078
>Skyrim Co-Op
Look buddy, Gamebryo can't even handle ladders. I doubt any of the programmers (more like scrubgrammers) working on Skyrim/TES6/Fallout4/5 know what netplay even is.
>>340746374
>no reggie
Look closer.
>>340746374
reggie is in the middle right
>>340740962
This year's E3 could go better than expected, but 2014 cannot be beaten
>>340746105
>Around 50,000 Headsets
Hahaha, keep going, you're almost at 2% of N-Gage numbers.
>>340741581
That's a great picture.
>>340741918
>Literally the only thing to do in Dead Rising is kill zombies.
Not true, you kill Psychos as well.
Also don't act like its the only thing it has going for it, not our fault DR3 fucking sucks.
>>340741790
That's 4chan in a nutshell.
>There will be no cringe
>There will be forced memes
>There will be CGI trailers for games which show no gameplay but gemerate endless hype regardless
>There will be attempts to use nostalgia to drum up sales through a rehash, a reboot or a throwback
>There will be more sequels which are "new but staying true to the original" such as Dead Rising having super serious story and always online but still having shitty graphics and wacky weapons
>There will be a lesser known game which shows some gameplay and looks interesting, but will be brushed aside for the big titles
>Sites will then eventually bring up this game and people will call it indieshit
>There will be carefully coordinated presentations and shows, instead of out of touch businessmen bumbling through shit they don't understand while autistic devs try to figure out what to do with their arms in their oversized shitty tshirts while they mumble about their game
>People will cheer and clap at the end of shitty trailers
>Games announced will probably not come out for ages, so they will never live up to the hype
>More console wars shit will kick off because people meme about who gets what
>The games memed about probably aren't even that good
>Trying to talk about any of these games, however interesting or genuinely good they'll be, will be impossible until a good while after release due to said shitposters
>E3 will end, it won't have been fun, and suddenly you're just waiting for next year with a fresh batch of forced memes to tide you over
E3 needs purged.
>>340746504It's still real to me damn it
>>340746752
>There will be no cringe
>There will be forced memes
Lel, wait for Ubisoft's show
>>340746781
Not sure why you would want Skyrim specifically to have co-op. All you do is run around doing lame combat and exploring the same two dungeons. If you want co-op, there are better designed games to have a blast in. Skyrim... isn't good, buddy.
>>340746832
i remember when all of them were cringe
oh well im still hyped for #girlwood
AEST
>Microsoft
2:30 am
>Ubisoft
6 am
>Sony
11 am
Sleep through ubisoft or go all in
>>340747025
All in. You know you don't want to miss that cringefest
>>340747025
>not attending bethesda, xb0x, or ninty
You will regret this.
>>340744910
thanks m8
>>340741872
>My shitty MS Paint Voltorb
ayyy
>>340741872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkf0fLU2Ao
hope we get sum lulzy webbums :^)
>>340743553
this year is especially trash
I'm looking forward to how disappointing it will be, if that makes sense
>>340747373
What do people exactly expect from Kadokawa?
>>340746752
We need another video game crash.
>>340743395
>kickstarter
Thanks for reminding me that Shenmue 3 is a thing
Let's get a real cringe train going, shall we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY
>tfw felt like shit
>E3 with /v/ just around the corner
fuck yea, this is gonna be a fun ride
>>340741882
>being this new
>>340741937
XOOO
>>340746597
>N-Gage sold 3 million by the time it was discontinued
>Launch price was $483.36 (adjusted for inflation)
Interesting...
>>340746105
Those are the worst shovelware shit blow games
>>340742803
>Santa doesn't exist
Yes he does I've seen him
>>340749469
>Project CARS
>Audioshield
>Pool Nation VR
>Shovelware
>>340749565
Was he fucking your mom?
>>340741581
>Brad not opposite of Buddy
Missed opportunity.
>more console war shitposting from kids whose lives are so pathetic and lonely that they become emotionally invested in the financial success of the corporation which made their favorite toy
/v/ in a shell of nuts.
>>340741763
When Mistwalker stops making mobile games
>>340740962
There won't be anything interesting tomorrow though
>>340749650
I haven't heard anyone talk about those games except Project Cars which is coming to consoles to play without VR.
Literally no one cares about VR.
>>340741581
I just got the Sonic and Digiorno one. Almost forgot how bad they BTFO MN9
>>340744278
>>340744381
>mfw 14th is my last day.
>>340742027
kek
There are plenty of signs everywhere that say not to do this shit like that yet he did it anyways. Maybe he an hero'd
>>340746184
>sam 4
my nigga
>>340747769
i can't wait for the cringe
>>340741581
Where's squilliam?
>>340750787
right under the 2013
>>340750787
There's 2 Squilliams, a voxel-y one to the left of Spyro in the left side of the image and one under 2016.
>>340742248
>t
thats just your opinion
>>340741581
What are they reaching out for bros? What are they hoping for this time?
>>340751025
>>340750895
Thanks, the one on the stretcher was pretty small. Was getting a little sad that the original himself wasn't here for E3.
>>340751082
A stroke to them out of the eternal misery of being disappointed by e3 every single year.
>>340751082
Video games
>>340750571
E3 conferences are only tomorrow and on the 13th, man. There's nothing starting with the 14th.
>>340741376
>yfw is fun shit like DR1 and not edgywasteland like 3
>>340742248
>Jospeh from Dio's World
Holy shit I never noticed this before, kek
>>340745368
>>340745679
Plus a lot of the Squillaims are covered up
>>340741581
these are some of the best squilliams best desu
Did the RV this year get scrapped or something because of how terrible it was for being
>neo /v/: the image?
Iast time I saw it when it was being made it looked so bad.
>>340741581
Next time fucking put relevant games on here, I'm fine with random characters like barney and hogan, but for video games make it all relevant shit no dead games like okami, katamari, and multiple pastes of sonic and fox
>I just noticed there is no illidan for WoWs next xpac, no battlefield 1 nigga, no gears character, MAN THIS REALLY IS SHIT
PREY 2
>>340742985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>340742995
I probably agree with this one the most
>>340750603
Dying in acid is the worst way I can imagine, nigga should've just got a gun or an exit bag.
>>340749914
>Literally no one can afford VR
>>340741581
>that one faggot who put in that shitty donut steel DS3 crow bitch
This angers me more than it should.
>>340742027
>>340752461
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hotspring.asp
>Moosie escaped from the truck, ran towards nearby Celestine Pool (a thermal spring whose water temperature has been measured at over 200°), jumped in, and began yelping.
>According to bystanders, several people tried to warn Kirwan off by yelling at him not to jump in, but he shouted "Like hell I won't!" back at them, took two steps into the pool, and then dove head-first into the boiling spring.
>Kirwan swam out to the dog and attempted to take it to shore; he then disappeared underwater, let go of the dog, and tried to climb out of the pool. Ratliff helped pull Kirwan out of the hot spring (resulting in second-degree burns to his own feet), and another visitor led Kirwan to the sidewalk as he reportedly muttered, "That was stupid. How bad am I? That was a stupid thing I did."
e3 in one day...only EA and Bethesda tomorrow
>e3 is in two days
>>340745446
>Yellowstone
>Iceland
>>340752971
>3 of the stories involved dogs
Do dogs just have no sense of self-perservation when it comes to heat?
>>340751276
You obviously didn't play 3
>Scalebound PC confirmed
>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Official Mother 4 / 3 localized
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>PS4 online multiplayer free
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>Final Fantasy XV proven to not suck
>TimeSplitters 4
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>2D Castlevania
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Summoner reboot
>F-Zero sequel
>WoW vanilla servers
>Okami 2
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to directing Ninja Gaiden for 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Banjo Threeie
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>Another Souls-like spinoff by Miyazaki
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Backlog of Treasure developed games get localized
>Dark Cloud 3
>Digimon Re:Digitize localization announced
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Creative Assembly promises to stop sucking
>Red Dead sequel
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage
PSO2 NEVER
>>340741581
>dat Slime
>>340741581
>Iwata's Ghost
man, we never forget.
>>340741581
>yours didn't get in
>>340754484
>2D Metroid
>Official Mother 4 / 3 localized
>2D Castlevania
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>WoW vanilla servers
>F-Zero sequel
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
I want these, with the HL3 thing I at least want SOMETHING, cancellation or reveal, just show us that we don't have to suffer through the "will they won't they" bullshit
>>340754484
>>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
While that would be great, I want a Air Ride 2 way more.
>>340754484
welp, thanks for reminding me E3 is a waste of fucking time
>>340742027
>designated survival trails
fucking americans
>>340757516
>not watching it to be disappointed
Who else hasn't read anything about the games expected to be shown this year? I've lost so much interest in E3 that I just go in blind now, not expecting anything other than the usual cringe-fest and rehashes.
>>340757536
>survival
No, you dummy. Scenic trails.
>>340757856
not watching it with DRANKZ
>>340758138
I didn't even know that kinda thing was public knowledge, I guess I've always gone blind as well.
>>340758240Wikipediaalways lists what games are "confirmed" or expected to be shown on each year's E3 page, well before the conferences start.
>>340741882
>>340742639
>not enjoying console war shitposting
Go look at some usenet boards from the 80s and 90s, mang. People were shitposting about consoles 30 years ago, and they should still do it today. It's hilarious.
>>340748839
MAKE IT STOP
>>340741872
>Homestar
>Ridley
>Wonder Red
Still makes me laugh.
>>340758768
>People in the 2050s will read old /v/ archives and laugh about how nothing has change
pls hold me future people
Nintendo conference is the 14th. That's cool, I will be able to watch it via stream instead of trying to do so due to work.
>>340758820
That made me want to play some Fallout.
>>340758959
It's kind of funny to know that Time Travel do not exist. Because if it did, we would have seen time travelers already. Well it's not on a consumer market yet, and there is no Gate yet.
>>340748839
>NOT EXACTLY
>>340748839
A CEO!
>>340741581
>tfw you missed out on adding to the collab
>AGAIN
>>340741681
Fuck off. Microsoft will never fuck with Sony.
>There will never be another Nintendomination like there was at E3 2014
It hurts, /v/. I hope next E3 is better for them.
>>340748839
>Tornado093
God why.
This is painful.
>>340741681
xbox can't do anything to sony at this point, mr shill. And I own all 3 consolesi know it was a mistake
>>340759327
The problem is each collabguy just sticks around for few hours and call it a day. We need a collabguy that makes collab threads for a whole week, each day.
>>340759389
>>340759608
Dat butthurt.
>>340759424
At least we'll get some Yooka Laylee news.
>Toybox next month
>>340748839
What the fuck is this?
>>340759804
>E3 2016 Report Card
>June 14-16
>Most of the events listed are June 12/13
Honestly now, who designed this.
>>340760102
The actual showfloor is open from June 14th-16th.
Not that that matters much to us, though.
>>340741581
>banned for the final thread
>but still got in because you posted a week before
>>340759920
Qualcomm attempting to kill unsuspecting tech journalists through cringe. Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_cXBINgd1A
>>340748839
I hate this but I can't stop watching. Help
>>340759635
>for a whole week, each day
And two months every hour.
>>340759920
A Microsoft conference at CES?
>>340760102
June 14-16 is showfloor dates, not exclusive press conferences
>>340741765
>tfw Dragon's Dogma 2 is not a thing now that it's going to be DMC5
>>340751703
shut up you autist
>>340751703
At least put some effort in.
I'm going in full blind. I only expect a NieR automata trailer, for the rest I'll just enjoy the surprises if there are (really hoping for DMC5) or otherwise enjoy the shitshow
I admit I'm kinda interested in a new Berserk game, even if it's musou, just because the new anime looks like complete garbage and at this point a video game has more chances of adaptating the story right.
Things I expect:
Banjo Kazooie announcement to counter Yookah Laley.
Halo 6
WatchDog 2 of course
More on the NX and how it wont compete with the Wii U.
>>340761195
NX will not be at E3
>>340741872
>piccolo
>>340761195
>NX
Someone hasn't paid attention. The only thing Nintendo is bringing to E3 is Zelda. They're not even having a conference or a digital event.
>>340761280
We will see. I sure hope they will have some explanations on how 3 system can cohabit.
>>340744641
Why are you hype for beth?
>>340761432
They are having a full day of Treehouse. Note: Nintendo has opted out of its recent trend of Digital Events to instead begin with a full day of Nintendo Treehouse: Live, starting on June 14th at 9AM PST / 12PM EST for the USA"
They are having their own day of mini showing off and ect.
I'm sure some NX talk will come, because they need to feed the sharks.
>>340761439
>We will see
They have been crystal clear, no NX at E3.
>>340761649
Man, you are going toend terribly butthurt. More power to you, I guess.
>>340761439
They literally confirmed it won't be unveiled until march
>>340743553
this just means that your life sucks, because you are a failure and have no friends. video games are still as fun as they used to be.
>>340761759
Why would I be butt hurt? I'm hoping for stuff. I'm a Master Idort level 5, any good game is a good game I might want.
>>340751703
This anon is right
>>340761986
>Why would I be butt hurt?
Because you are hoping for something impossible, since it has been confirmed it won't happen. So you'll be butthurt when it won't happen and shitpost about it.
>>340762286
I disagree.
>>340748839
They look like they're all there at gunpoint.
>>340762345
Not impossible. They could very well do a surprise reveal or what ever.
Impossible would be something that defy the known laws of science, like me eating a sun.
>>340762440
stop vexing me you triggering piece of garbage
>>340762492
Not impossible, you could very well go and eat the sun. Impossible would be a publicly traded company telling a bold faced lie to their stockholders, and then turning around and defying their own words not 2 months later
>>340746971
co-op shenanigans can make any game good
>>340762492
>Not impossible.
See? Oh boy. Your disappointment will crush your butt.
>>340762671
I cant eat the sun. That's literally impossible. 1. It's kinda hot. 2. It's kinda big.
>>340762771
How is it impossible? Are you saying that something that can happen, but was told that it would not happen, just simply cant happen?
A lot of "impossible" cheating partners.
>>340762884
You never know, anything could happen ;)
>>340763031
Not really. You cant break the laws of space and time otherwise our own universe might collapse.
So no, I cant eat a sun. Go ask >>>/sci/
>>340757536
Fucking moron
>>340745661
E3 starts sunday, so tomorrow
>>340763229
But anything could happen anon. Humans don't understand everything about physics ;)
>>340763457
Sure they dont. But dont compare to a human being eating a mass of plasma hundreds of time the size of earth to a guy doing a slight lie about a video game console.
>>340763449
Schedule says it starts June 13th from the one I'm looking at.
Which one is tomorrow?
>>340748839
who here bornmobile?
>>340763702
see >>340759804 for dates
>>340763589
>a slight lie
Saying that, in and of itself, is more than a slight lie. Nintendo told it's investors the NX won't be at E3, and it will be revealed later in the year. Revealing it at E3 would be an outright, obvious, big fat fucking lie.
EA battlefield 1, bethesda...jackshit. E3 actually starts tuesday, not tomorrow.
>>340763589
Man, fuck science. They say a ton of things and then suddently change their idea. Scientists can cheat, you know?
Eating the sun it is then. But it's just my hope, right? Nothing wrong with sharing hopes.
>>340763870
Dreamcast did exactly that. And it failed because of that too.
But it would not the first time that something like that would happen. If they want maximum hype, it would be good.
Who else is just watching to have a good laugh with /v/? I have zero expectations for this shitty modern game industry.I hope Ninty does something good this year though
>>340763839
Ah thanks.
Just weird that an article posted only a few hours ago is giving different times.
>>340741581
>Had to sleep during final thread
>Eikichi still made it
>>340757536
DESIGNATED
Remember me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCqGxNxjKA8
>>340764150
Pretty much me. Shame that I cant watch it on stream easily, and have the thread running too.
>>340764192
By the way, the date for Ubisoft is wrong, it's the 13th, my mistake for mistyping it when making that.
>>340764267
What if they decide to go with Mr. Caffeine this year?
>>340745830
because it's been a tradition for fucking years on /v/
and it's squilliam you retard, did you never see the band geeks episode?
>>340764267
I can't wait to see how cringeworthy Ubisoft is this year. One of the best parts of the whole thing honestly.
>>340764320
Thanks, I'll fix it
>>340764627
This. And EA too, what happened last year again? Did they bring on Pele and basketball god or something? That whole show felt like a blur.
>>340760930
>I only expect a NieR automata trailer
I wouldn't if I were you. We got new gameplay and a new trailer with new story info like what, a month ago? At the Nier concert.
It's highly unlikely they'd have ANOTHER trailer this soon.
Not saying it's impossible, but there's no reason to expect it either.
>>340742961
>tfw only got around to creating a squilliam folder just before E3 last year
>this is the only 2015 squilliam I have
>>340741581
>doomguy sieg-heiling
>>340764747
You don't have to fix it, I've made a updated version a few days ago.
>>340741581
I'm glad there's a better drawn Master Chief under mine.
>>340741986
I kekd so hard my wife yelled what from the next room
>>340748839
THESE AREN'T PEOPLE THESE ARE SKIN WALKERS
>>340764747
>>340764853
And another made a more trimmed down version in order.
>>340750638
>tfw reveal trailer monday morning
>>340765037
My wifes son told me to shut up because i drowned out his cod match
I can't wait to be disappointed! It's the best part of the year
>>340764935
That's not kek worthy. That's fucking sad.
Why can't Nintendo jsut fucknig do ONE surprise at E3?
Literally one fucking new game. That's it.
And we STILL don't fucking know what and when the NX will be revealed.
>>340741581
>Bartleby
>Blue and Green AoS Deuces with each other's intel on opposite sides
>Reggie in the crowd with everyone
>RCT3 guy at the top
>New Megaman with no life in his face
>Smug Todd Howard
>DOOK
>TJ """Henry""" Yoshi
>Dorito Pope and Real Life Meme Lady next to each other at the bottom
There are so many great things about this picture
>>340764957
Cool thanks man
>>340742348
MAI NAEM EES BOLO SANTOSEE
>>340765370
It is. All I want is crash. But fuck how these companies are dicking us down with their bullshit.
>>340765382
I am glad Todd made it. The autism against the template was unbearable.
>>340748839
I love this video so much. Literally everything about this collapsed so completely it's almost impossible. I don't know how to describe it
Why has this year had the best collabs of all time?
>>340764804
But that's a 2014 squlliam
>>340765382the loss behind the E3 logo
>>340741581
>mfw my squilliam made it
>>340765601
>The autism against the template was unbearable.
What autism?
>>340765645
Last year's RV was less cancerous.
This one is more memes than vidya.
>>340765923
Atleast it's a good representation of /v/
>>340741581
>>340741872
>>340742248
Official Collab Tier List:
2016 > 2014 > 2015
>tfw vr is gonna be the next hype train that all the big companies are gonna be hopping on
>tfw it's gonna get memed to death on /v/ because it's following the same path as motion controls did and all these shit companies are gonna just bandwagon it instead of actually try to do something with it
>tfw its actually the future but nobody's gonna want to actually discuss it because of the impending tidal wave of shitposting
>>340742027
>he doesn't have unlimited data from AT&T due to being a loyal customer for years
>>340742065
>not Kyle Hyde
fug off
>Beyond Good and Evil 2
>Portal 3
>Some Bioshock HD Remaster
>Bulletstorm 2
>Skate 4
>Singularity 2
>Steampunk Adventure as a new IP
I am a fool, am I not?
But I keep on wishing.
>>340741581
lol Bartelby
>>340748839
Alice Eve looks cute
>>340765750
One guy kept saying to exclude all Squilliams made with a template. Despite the most Squilliams were totally redrawn.
>>340744278
>midterms
>june
the fuck kind of backwards school system are you in?
>>340766079
Agreed.
>>340741793
But you're fucking wrong, faggo.
>>340764747
Oh they had him alright.
>>340742961
>neo-spongebob fans
GET THOSE COINS
>>340743046
School's been out for like a week dude
>>340748654
>Crash
heh
>>340743036
Dude, not everybody watch your anime.
>>340742961
It's literally a forced meme
>>340741581
Beautiful job, collagefagI see mine on there
>>340767035
>Reverse Weaboo
Everyone knows it's called a Westaboo
Any of you anons making reaction videos?c-cause I'll be watching
>>340745882
wow, 50,000 headsets sold...did you know the Wii U sold 4 million at launch?
>>340751703
>I just noticed there is no illidan for WoWs next xpac, no battlefield 1 nigga, no gears character
>for video games make it all relevant shit
there's your answer faggot
>>340741581
Beautiful stuff guys. Best one yet.
>>340767713
New Technology brah. The average consumer is not ready for VR. Just like it took them a while to get on the Internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1_yx_Eg9v4
>>340757536
I'd be worried if degenerate tourists were able to go anywhere but a trail. Yellowstone's already fucked as it is.
>>340765730
Got the whole image fampai?
>>340768002
The Wii U is having trouble getting support and it's at 12 million currently. Just face it, as of right now VR is a wealthy plaything.
>>340744532
>debt
damn
>>340767615We're probably going to be restreaming it with commentary while we drink on Monday. Maybe make a drinking game. Come hang out with us, our name is Goodnight Channel
Hoping for a new Red Faction game. I know THQ is dead, but they sold the rights to Nordic Games, who haven't made a sequel yet.
>>340768174
Yes it is. That's what I told you. New Technology.
People in the 80's had to go to the internet between 23 and 7 to be able to play MMORPG's and it was only available at the top universities in the world.
Early consumers try it and in 2-3 years we might have a lot more VR stuff. I'm currently thinking of getting a Vive.
>>340768002
>The average consumer is not ready for VR.
kek, a gimmick either flops or is a powerhouse. Name one video game gimmick/control that sold like shit and then picked up momentum.
>Just like it took them a while to get on the Internet.
>unironically comparing VR interest to early internet interest
LOL
O
L
>>340764627
They also had a guy dressed as a zombie from plants vs zombies walk around to the top gun theme
>>340768418
Besides the adoption rate, I think that VR doesn't have much advantages for gaming in the first place.
>>340768524
The computer mouse
The iPhone
The internet.
>>340768627
Well it does have great capacities for immersion. But it's a luxury item right now. Just like 4K 144hz PC monitors.
But from what I played so far, I cant really see a game that cant be enhanced by having a full immersion in a video game. Even Tetris would be better if you could ONLY see the game.
>>340768002
>The average consumer is not ready for VR
With those prices nobody is
>Needs a $800+ Computer
>$600-800 in VR gear
>>340768908
also minimum 800 bucks for PS4 + PSVR.
Phone VR is currently the only consumer VR.
>>340768908
Dude, 800$ computers are nothing. I have a mid gaming rig and it's a 2000$ machine.
Price is an issue, but when people pay 1000$ for the latest smartphone and then a 100$ a month data plan, is there really that huge of a difference.
>>340768992
>also minimum 800 bucks for PS4 + PSVR.
And its not even out yet, who knows if it will be more expensive or cheaper.
>>340758238
I play these as if they were bingo, fuck alcohol
Do you think he'll be back for another round of completely unwarranted worldwide humiliation?
>>340741872
>>340741581
I don't understand, what are they doing?
>>340759016
>>340758820
That made me want to read some Fist of the North Star
>>340769056
>that feel when you are Canadian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>340760276
I don't get it
>>340769118
They literally announced the price already
http://blog.us.playstation.com/2016/03/18/playstation-vr-launch-bundle-pre-orders-start-tuesday/
>>340769175
>Go to E3
>Make a cool bloodborne cosplay
>Attend Ubisoft conference
>It is at it is, everything is there
>Suddenly the she-gorilla comes up to me
>Starts asking me about memes
>I drop my spaghetti on stream while thousands of people are watching
>tfw just wanted to cosplay as bloodborneman
>>340769323
Everybody rush in, and then start attacking each other.
>>340769056
> I have a mid gaming rig and it's a 2000$ machine.
You spent your money poorly.
> people pay 1000$ for the latest smartphone
Not even samsung phones cost that much. They're like $700 off-contract.
>>340769454
meh
>>340768096
Derenuki vol.1. I'm coloring it because I'm bored
>>340769413
That's pretty clearly a syndicate cosplay, not bloodborne.
>>340769534
Same shit, honestly
Has the lineup leaked yet?
>>340769413
>That fucking edit
Quality paint.
>>340768662
all three of those were wii-tier in terms of success compared to how successful VR has been, given the same time frame.
>>340742248
>MGQ's Alice
huh?
>>340769456
>still that feel when you are canadian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upkYQqbrjSc
I have the opportunity to go to PAX west
Should I?
>>340769207
Going into cardiac arrest.
>tfw going to miss the ubisoft conference
>>340769564
does it really matter?
>>340769623
No. VR barely started. Are you saying that the internet in the 70's or even 80's was in every houses?
>>340769784
>internet
>in the 70s
>>340769753
Thanks doc.
>>340769824
The internet started in the 60's.
>>340741681
Presenting the Xbox Scorpio! Capable of 4K 120 FPS with all your favorite Xbox games such as...
>>340769413
Post link please. I must have missed that last year.
>>340768096
>>340769496
forgot to mention that I plan on coloring vol 2 because the current one up on ge hentai looks bad desu. If you care about a colored version
>>340769926
not for general populace mr historian
fuck off
>>340770075
And like I said, far from everybody had the Internet in the 90's. You had to wait till the 00's to have a more than 50% ratio.
>>340769957
PS4 Neo hasnogaems
>>340741872
> tfw he nerfed my mozart In the final image.
;-;
He was center stage in the earlier versions
>tfw forced gf to get rid of her cat so my dog and i could live comfortably in her house
>>340769496
>>340770036
Awesome and thanks.
E3 starts monday
Tomorrow is just EA showing their latest mobile and sports games
yawn
>>340770102
>he dont know about star system communication
>>340742918
>Pokemon S/M
got any pics?
>>340770531
fuck, wrong thread.
>>340769784
no, but having the internet in itself isn't comparable to having a VR headset.
If you really wanted to make a comparison you could compare the vive/rift/gear to early internet games. Which would only prove my point that it's a failure and VR will never skyrocket until something better is built.
>>340748839
I hate my life
>>340770663
kek
At least E3 will have 1 good game
>>340751703
>not video games are fine but VIDEO GAME ONES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT!!!!
>>340741581
Nice.
Anyone remembers the video one anon made with Squilliams? It was set to Sweet Victory, and I don't remember which year it was, maybe 2014.
>Have to work
Y-you guys have fun
>>340741581
Fucking nice dude.
And to think THIS is how we started out
Has anyone quit expecting anything from Nintendo at this point? I gave away my Wii U since I don't care about Horse Zelda or that idol game but W101, Bayo 2 and Dong Freeze were awesome.
>>340770925
Search "vidya geeks"
Is Nintendo's crew coming by to visit again? I need to make my yearly edit.
>>340748839
Imagine Funny Cat Videos meets Gangam Style!
BOOM
CAN YOU DIG IT?!?!?
>>340764812
MEIN LEBEN
>>340771093
I doubt it considering all they have is Zelda this year.
>>340770975
Even before that were these edits
>>340770975
Good memories. My Crash is there. I remember when the Squilliam tradition started.
Three years later, I'm still here, hoping for a proper Crash game.
And fuck, I also might not get it this year either, fucking Skylanders.
>>340748839
It's like a really bullshit pub quiz question;
What do
>Steve Ballmer
>Guillermo Del Toro
>Alice Eve
>Big Bird
>Archbishop Desmond Tutu
>Maroon 5
all have in common?
>>340771060
Thanks
>tfw somebody made me this
I love you anon, wherever you are
>>340770975
> mfw I was in that thread
>>340770853
Either Series Sam or Talos Principle or both, yep. It's a win win win.
>>340771027
I'll keep it forever. I own a lot of games for it, plus Wii games via backwards compatibility. I don't care if people throw crap at it andit sold like shit, I love it.
When its online servers will be closed, I'll softmod it and install a lot of emulators, so I can forever play on the gamepad in full comfyness.
>>340742248
2015 wasn't salvageable at all
>>340770974
>I have my tests on my practicing licence
JUST
>>340741581
>douk nouk kem
>tfw remembering Gearbox's new Duke 3D remake with ZIMBABWE
>>340741581
I like how Kishima is looking at Reggie with a disappointed look.
>>340743553
Me to anon. I always hope i die in my sleep every night.
Please
>>340742918
I would have rated my hype high like yours too, if i didnt get that P5 release date.
Now i actually got to rely on E3 to hype me which chances are isnt happening.
>>340743553
I'm only here becauseyou guys are my only friends I actually hang out with
>>340772147
I love you too, anon. But you need at least one real friend. Hugs are a miracle cure.
>>340772268
Fuck that, I just wanna stay inside and die. Fuck this heat, almost puked after eating raw fish.
>>340741581
>Pile of shit rubbing Aisha Tyler's face
>Loss in the background
>"Belongs in the trash" guy
Kek
>>340771940
>Gearbox's new Duke 3D remake with ZIMBABWE
What happened? I haven't heard about a remake.
>>340741581
>tfw couldn't make my Undyne Squilliam on time
That fucking comic drained me
>>340769595
if anything I am surprised Gematsu or Siliconera haven't spilled the beans on anything yet
>>340771940
After nuDoom, I think Bethesda needs to buy the Duke IP.
>>340772489
>That fucking comic
?
>>340772459
Duke didn't deserve this.
>>340772336
>not knowing penn
>>340772721
Yeah they could do great things with it like overusing the "kick ass and chew bubblegum" line and forcing you into arena battles
>>340773007
dumb frogposter
>>340772961
Penn's not in the picture
I mean this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_0Q9L6Pi0I
>>340749793
>Your life is so pathetic you come on an anonymous board to try to get a false sense of superiority
>>340773007
Shoo cuck
>>340772894
He was too good for this world
>>340772841
24 pages, and I still need to put the dialog in
>>340773143
>>340773207
EA shills detected
Get wrekt you fucking cucks
I made a report card for my central time niggas who prefer the older, simpler format.
Have we collected all the bingo cards/drinking game rules onto one website yet?
>>340741316
I've seen you sonydrones year after year saying that before e3 is even started, and it's alwayse a massive disappointment with games planned years ahead.
>>340773279
>watching it for EA shit
>not watching it because you wanna get comfy
>>340773232
Why do I feel it's porn?Where's Alphys, damn you
>>340772459
Its amazing that so many people have failed on what is ostensibly a SIMPLE project.
>>340773483
I forgot about her, also I didn't play the game before I wrote it so I didn't know how much of her there was, if I knew that the entire ending of the game revolved around her for no reason this would probaly end up very different
>>340741581
>That Bartleby
This collage is the best one yet.
>>340773834
>That hype for Zeruda
My brother.
>>340773726
Either way, good job. I like your style. That Temmie cracks me up.
>>340774224
>Expecting NX infos
They will never learn.
>>340774224
Oh shit I forgot Kojima's making a new game, maybe they will talk about it.
everyone should be extra nice to me
Best place to order doujins? I prefer physical
>>340774453
Wrong thread buddy, the sapanda thread is 18 boards down.
Ask in the buyfag thread meanwhile you are on it.
Dont use SAL, use EMS, it is worth it.
>>340774453
whoops wrong tab
I expect a ton of VR shit on stage. Actors standing on stage with a headset trying to be "omg so immersed"
>>340774391
>Ubisoft
>7/10 hype
Wat
>>340774929
It's guaranteed to be funny for all the wrong reasons
>mfw I'm missing every single show because I have work
I don't mind seeing the shows afterwards, but it sucks that I'm going to miss the /v/ shennanigans.
>>340775050
they're going to do a live 64 player game with ecelebs famalamadingdong
legit gaymplay
How's the 14th one day from now? Are you guys time travellers?
guys im fucking worried. Last year I told all my friends Nintendo would win last years E3 and then they didn't and everyone made fun of me for the whole year. I told them this year Zelda would be the best game at E3. Did I fuck up?
>>340775128
You'll be missing 20 of the same post being posted every few seconds and unending anger over petty things. That's not exactly something to be upset about.
>>340748558
ship sluts right?
>>340775298
The report cards are all labeled wrong.
>>340775298
E3 to the internet only counts as the conferences, which are always before the in-person E3 floor booths opens up.
>>340775460
Where I can find the schedule for those then?
>>340775331
Yes.
>>340775370
But I'm also going to miss goldmines like when OP got horrifically BTFO for jumping the gun on there not being an FF7 remake after world of final fantasy was shown.
>>340741681
I like how Nintendo doesn't give a fuck and just walks off.
Reply with tile ideas.
>>340775373
Is that fucking alluka?
>>340769207
clinging to hope
>>340775641
>VR shilling
>Bullshots
>Rape of a Rare IP
>Killer Instinct
>Halo 6
>"epic"
>Xbox original IP revivalKek
Doing one of these for each of the big 3, maybe EA as well.
Gimmie dem ideas
Welp, guess it's about time to fuck off for a while.
I'll see you dumb fucking kids in a few months.
>>340775996
*Also on PC
>almost 10 years ago to the day that Nintendo abandoned its core for the blue ocean of casuals and nongamers
>almost 10 years ago to the day that we were abandoned for fucking gimmicks
>almost 10 years ago to the day that money became more important than their fanbase
>the modern fanbase will still damage control for a corporation and say it was always about money
>Nintendo is now in the sales shitter and is dying from market presence
>mfw this is their up and commence.
I have no regrets. I enjoyed everything heavily from the gamecube and back, and even sorta kinda enjoyed the WiiU a tiny bit, but this is what they get for going with a market of people that will never be nothing more than a base of fad consumers.
>>340775996
Sales statistics
You should really do one for Ubisoft, too.
>>340775996
Adverts.
Weeb games
Vita shilling
VR shilling.
>>340776385
That is quite the meme convention, now that I think of it.
>>340776112
Yes.
>>340753707
>http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hotspring.asp
this dogs were "trained" to enjoy ponds and other similar habitats. Their training kicks in before they realize its actually retarde fucking hot.
But yeah, dogs may be cute but they are dumb motherfuckers. Only slightly smarter than their owners, who must be the apex stupidity to allow such irresponsible behavior.
>>340741581
No samus? Federation force?
>>340776112
But Anon, it was always about money. Casuals just didn't buy video games before 2006.
>>340776650
Unfortunately, it's hip and cool to hate FF.
>People don't know Fromsoft is owned by Kadokawa
>>340746752
>>There will be no cringe
I'm sure we'll get at least one human meme tier moment.
>>340776818
Personally I just don't really care about it
>>340763947
>Scientists can cheat, you know?
I don't think this website is suitable for the mentally cripped
>>340777043
Then get out.
>>340777072
Why is everyone so pessimistic?
>Iwata, Miyamoto, and Reggie won't take silly pictures at the expo on Monday ever again
>/v/ won't get to make shitty, hilarious edits of them ever again
i expect nothing but i know e3 will still manage to let me down somehow
>>340776818
Still samus must be there.She is my waifu
>>340777237
Nice writing style.
Alright, I have templates for
Ubisoft (here)
Microsoft >>340775641
Sony >>340775996
Nintendo >>340776552
Respond to those posts with tile ideas, as I am unimaginative.
>>340777237
>KH3
it was literally just announced that it wont get anything before november
>>340741581
>darkstalker kaath lifting his ear
>>340777173
>it's been 11 months since Iwata died
Here's some nostalgia
>>340777173
>Iwata, reggie and miyamoto
>never again
>>340744532
I finished my third year at a 40k/year school. A hefty scholarship helped me pay a lot of that. I had destroyed my credit to help my parents, who had lost their house and business, while one got cancer and the other went to rehab.
Stressed out helping parents and in 4th year of college, grades slip, attendance slips, GPA slips too low to keep scholarship, credit score too low to get reasonable loans for remaining 40k.
I spent 120k+books/room/board and have no degree to show for it and I no longer speak to my mother.
I'm jobless and played Splatoon for 14 hours straight yesterday.
>>340777534
HELP IM GETTING OLD
>>340777173
I forgot all about that, thanks for reminding me.
re-reposting
Bump limit.
Dead thread.
>>340777759
but you are still alive and your limbs work, so you can still try something else and start climbing again
it's worse when you're retarded, disabled or got someone (abusive relative or an alimony-chasing gf) extorting the fuck out of your resources and preventing you from leaving the hellhole
>>340777419
Two years ago, Watch_Dogs redefined the open world genre
>>340777882
why? it's not like you put effort into making it
>>340741581
>hulk hogan
>GRAND DAD
good shit anon
>>340778196
i'm not unhappy. i am disabled both physically and mentally, i just chose not to bring that up.
i'm sorry if you're suffering.
>>340759771
I don't get it
>>340777173
I didn't even think about that, and Yakuza-san is too serious for those shenanigans.
>>340778476
sorry m8, just saying to never give up hope if you can still work, that way you can always try something else and start over, even afford studies again later
I'm probably not as screwed as you but I'm also trying to improve
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