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I must find Liam Neeson.
Fallout 3
The best but the worst.
Magic teenage girl has abortion.
my body wants me dead
>>340735157
Obviously.
It's in italy, not house
A million Red Hot Kicks
Four retards vs. evil tree.
>>340736721
final fantasy v
>>340737519
You did it
Welcome back good hunter
>>340735085
>You fight giant rock creatures
>You have a talking sword
>You are a purple dragon
>Two groups kicking a ball
>Roadie transfers to mythical place
>Your hand has a pet
>Control the lives of family
>>340738667
Are these all different games?
>>340739474
Yes. OP requested vidya descriptions in 5 words. I count 30 words, so that means 6 games.
You're a cunt for playing
It is Dragon Age: Origins
>>340735085
Lots of Chinese men die.
WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIEET
>>340738667
>You are a purple dragon
Spyro
>Two groups kicking a ball
Fifa or another footie game.
>Control the lives of family
Sims.
The rest are much harder.
The Jews create aliens.
>>340735085
civ 5
WE WUZ ALIEN KANGZ *fart*
>>340740071
You got those right. 3/6.
>>340738667
>You have a talking sword
Skyward Sword
>You fight giant rock creatures
Shadow of the Colossus?
>>340738667
>You fight giant rock creatures
SoTC
>>340738667
>Roadie transfers to mythical place
Brutal Legend
Like Dark Souls, but shit
>Pluck soldiers from the ground
>Travel galaxy to get home
>Push q to win game
>Oh my god, a bomb
>>340735085
don't level up old jedi-woman
>>340740390
Lords of the Fallen was total shit.
>>340735643
Dark messiah
>>340740272
>>340740336
Correct.
>>340740268
>Skyward Sword
Might have a talking sword, never played it, but that's not the game I was thinking about.
>>340740065
blackventure bros ?
son fight dad fight grandad
>>340740510
Bingo
>>340740390
Dark souls 2bloodborne
>>340735085
explosions everywhere dismember to win
>>340740610
I'm annoyed that I paid for it, but fuck did I complete it three times just to make sure.
>>340740757
I want to say Dead Space 3, never played it though
>>340740807
I bought it, played for about 5 hours, couldn't hack any more.
>baby dies, mercenary kills Mother
>>340735085
First-person titanomachy in space!
>>340739746
spec ops?
ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY QTE MAN
>>340735085
Kill aliens and that shit
>>340740969
Halo, eh kills aliens
>teenage mercenary loves bratty slut
>>340740961
Well done
>>340740856
I liked the weight of the character and animations, but the physics never matched. Also all the designs of the monsters were fuck awful.
>amnesiac smartass kills an angel
God was alien with AIDS.
>>340735292
beyond 2 souls?
>crybaby athlete must kill father
>>340741323HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>military chick loves a shota
>Star Wars, but more fantasy
>>340740580
Tekken
>you die after first boss
>>340741558
Demon's Souls
Gothic horror co-starring ayyy lmaos.
>>340740963
Asura's Wrath.
Jump cancel shoot dash repeat.I actually love the game.
Hero, your health is low
>moralfag versus politics, actually demons
>>340735085
I am the fucking mailman
>Take drugs to be happy
>>340741667
Final fantasy tactics
>>340741589
Nopeit's not available on a current gen system
>>340741667Shadow the Hedgehog
Big nigger, blonde twink slut
anu cheeki breeki iv damke
>>340735241
deadly premonition
>>340741762
Demon's Souls isn't available on a current gen system
>>340741741
Bingo
>>340741786
Anarchy Reigns/Max Anarchy?Because niggers don't get bigger than that and that game probably had at least one blonde twink slut.
Dreaming blue man wants to remake the world in his image.
>>340741818
Well its not DeS regardless
>>340739643
>6 games
>>340741926
Might be
>>340741885
Ooops, missed the 5 word part.
>>340741885
NOT FIVE WORDS
four victims and one psycho
>>340738667
>Talking sword
Transistor.
Racing, nazi killing potato man
Punch the mentally ill in the face.
>>340741883
No
Guess again
>>340742101
can you count?
>>340742047
Correct
>>340741940
You're right. I didn't sleep much. 35 words, 7 games.
>>340740453PLEASE RESPOND
>>340741181
Alternatively,
>cuck dead bestfriend, kill angel
>>340738667
>Roadie transfers to mythical place
Brutal Legend?
>>340735085
Fuck, I just realized that Fallout 3 is reversed Taken
>>340735085
British ball vs robot chick
government worker humiliates transgender people.
>>340740453
>Pluck soldiers from the ground
pikmin
>Push q to win game
Shadow of Mordor
>Oh my god, a bomb
Pic related
Try managing short drunken idiots
>>340742156
Sorry, didn't notice the five word limit.
>>340742305
>yes
>maybe?
not what I had in mind
>do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>340742318
Dwarf Fortress?
>>340741250
Nope. Its pic related.
>>340741497
you got it
Get revenge from Cthulhu
>>340742232
see >>340740336
Correct.
>>340742370
I dunno then, Asura's Wrath?
>>340735085
Cool demon-sword fights, lame writing
do not open the sarcophagus
>>340742381
ye
that was too easy
>>340742318
Lemmings?
>>340738667
>talking sword
LoZ:Skyward sword?
Fetal alcohol syndrome simulator 2006
>>340742436
pic related is what I was thinking of
God damn nazis killing people
>>340742460STOP FUCKING SPOILING THE GAME FFS RETARDS AAAAAAAAAAA
>>340741558
Revengeance?
>>340740963
God of War
>>340742661
Yes
>>340742618
Not what I had in mind
>>340738667
>You are a purple dragon
SpyroWell done, you fucker, that was a nice way to harvest (You)s
>wolfs hunt in packs, arisen
Tim Burton's summer camp.
>>340738667
>Your hand has a pet
Black & White
>>340739840
Dragon Age: Origins
>>340735085
Where did my money go?
>hit it until dead, cats
WE ARE THE SPACE MARINES
Make music video's for Satan.
>>340742120
Final Fantasy VII then?
>>340742304
I'm curious, what game? I can't even come close to putting it together
>>340742824
Steam Summer Sale
fuckboi saves world, nobody cares
>>340742552
All wolfensteins
>>340742824
Mighty Number 9.
>>340742796
Correcto. Any with that, all of my games were guessed.
What is this green stuff?
Shouldn't have hacked that AI.
rescue children or eat them
>>340742460
>not opening
some people just want to watch the world burn
>>340735085
Like Minecraft with no Apaches
>>340743002
System Shock
>>340743014
Bioshock
Save the galaxy from genocide
Coffee pot saves the day
Fight yourself, only not really
Fight a glorified rocking chair
Make final boss kill itself
Sit down, talk to fire
Why's he using a car?
Defeat aliens using worse aliens.
>>340741472
W40K: Dawn of War?
pizza lover goes ape shit
guy with a divine arm
Explosions, Ninjas, gibs and murder
Lady with pubes for clothes
Truman Show but with sentai
lots of wicked in house
sluts in island play v-ball
15 fucking years for this?
jiggle physics tech: the game
local kid screams girlfriend's name
Irish dude blows shit up
>>340743035
fucking yes
>>340742867
Yep
>>340742734I'm not looking for (You)s, but for giving anons a good time. I'd be glad to have a single reply listing all of the answers together than have people answer the same things over and over.See >>340740071
>>340743032
Yeah.
>>340742304
>>340742883
Probably Papers, Please
>>340742896
Isn't this literally every Sonic or Final Fantasy game ever?Or basically any NES game at all. YOU HAVE PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE.
>>340743221
ahh, that makes sense
>>340742585
>>340743016
correct
>kill demons, fuck the toaster
>>340742940
Top kek
>>340743063
>Make final boss kill itself
Mother 3
>>340743137
>Lady with pubes for clothes
Bayo
>>340742867
Huh, that's actually hilarious
>>340743137
>Lady with pubes for clothes
Bayonetta
>sluts in island play v-ball
>jiggle physics tech: the game
DOA something?
>15 fucking years for this?
Duke Nukem Forever
boring fuck stops evil pmc
>>340742509
Obrivion
SUN THE SUN THE SUN
island with pissing off cats
A half demon reimagined, smoker
>kawaii uguu~ hijacks your mech
TO ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
Halloween anime slut smackdown extravaganza.
>>340743063
>Fight yourself, only not really
super mario sunshine?
>>340738667
>You have a talking sword
Did they make a Dave the Barbarian videogame?
>>340743594
Titty ninjas?
My bro cut my hand
Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements.
>>340743063
>Why's he using a car?
sonic all stars racing thingy
>Save the galaxy from genocide
mass effect
>>340743594
Lollipop Chainsaw?
pokemon rip-off tribal style
>>340743649
>Dave the Barbarian
Now that's something I haven't thought of in a long time
>rip and tear all enemies
>your right hand comes off?
>shoot guns and be badass™
>>340743521
Sunless Sea
and then door hack me
>>340743821
e.y.e
>poetic jackass causes friends' deaths
>>340743857
yes
>>340743883
Dear Esther?
greed is good one million
>>340743708
Nope. Way older.
>fight mechs with robot waifu
I must kill the demons!
>>340743924
Not quite
>>340743663
Nope.
I'll give you two a hint: it's a Capcom game.
>>340744087
doom?
>furry Zelda with space dinosaurs
>they looked like monsters to you?
>1. Goddamnit, just fuck Gandhi, man.
>2. Minimum wage for this shit?
>3. Gravel-voiced Hispanic destroys everything
>4. Racist or dipshit: the choice
>5. Balloon popper and drowning simulator
>6. Aliens! Better destroy the city.
>7. Visit London; it's always dreary
>8. Empty swingsets, propaganda: ah, home
>9. Supremacist or dipshit: the fight
>10. No blankets, food, life, hope
>11. Ninja sorcerer whales on people
>12. Card game with exploration sidequest
>13. Hell doesn't want ME back
>14. Brother, I hardly knew ye
>15. Naked and I must cry
>16. Disappointment and poorly made penises
>17. British: "I can do this!"
>18. Monsters, candles, and creepy notes
>19. One-eyed fucker receives justice
>20. Speedy thing gets out, escapes
>>340744253
Starfox Adventures ofc
>>340744396
>12
Final Fantasy VIII
>16
GTA V
>>340744543
You got it
>>340744396
>1. Goddamnit, just fuck Gandhi, man.
Civ V
>>12. Card game with exploration sidequest
Witcher 3
>>340744396
>8. Empty swingsets, propaganda: ah, home
Half Life 2
>11. Ninja sorcerer whales on people
Space Station 13
>19. One-eyed fucker receives justice
Dead Space 2
>>340744396
2. Papers, Please.
Blow shit up, parachute away
>>340743089
Not quite
>>340744396
>6. Aliens! Better destroy the city.
EDF?
>13. Hell doesn't want ME back
Doom
>18. Monsters, candles, and creepy notes
Amnesia?
>>340741558
Paper Mario.
>>340744990
Just Cause
>>340744634
No to both.
>>340744670
Yes.
>>340744834
Yes to 8, no to other ones.
>>340744897
No.
>>340745125
Yes to 13, 18, no to 6.
>>340745207
Nope
Get a message,kill people
>Look at excel spreadsheets zzzz
>green vs blue! dicks everywhere!
>I'm space asshole with sledgehammer
>Endured horrible surgery in first-person
>You are master of unlocking
>>340745457
Oblivion?
>>340744396
10. Oregon Trail?
>scan, backtrack, kill haphazard aliens
>>340745457
Hotline Miami
>>340745657
No.
>>340745490
>
>
Red Faction Guerrila
Dead Space 2
Resident Evil (PS1 original)
>>340735085
dosent matter, it was fun.
>>340745673
Metroid prime
>>340745678
right
>>340735085
I don't want to find more copper.
>>340745765
>yes
>dead space is third-person anon
>yes
King says be the Avatar
I'll just do it with one letter
L
>>340735085
>Retards thought he was white.
>>340746070
Tetris
>>340745798
We made it, nigga
Play cards and find daughter
>>340746098
Argentina, Finland, America, Brittain?
Only praised because it's exclusive.
Land on planet, become autistic.
GIBSMEDAT GUBMET CHECK WITE BOI
Dumbasses ruin every stealth mission
>>340746328
Top kek but wrong.
Edge, Edge, Edge, Edge, Edge
Shoot a lot of aliens
>>340735085
My daughter was just kidnapped.
>>340745490
>Horrible surgery in first person
That Stroggification process is nasty as fuck
>>340745490
>EVE Online (but the spreadsheets meme needs to die)
>Ace of Spades
>Red Faction Guerrila
>Outlast: Whistleblower
>???
>>340740268
>Talking sword
Tales of Destiny, PS1
Bunch of worthless fucking cunts.
>develop weapons and kills aliens
>2013 for sure, I promise
>>340746407
Space engineers
>>340746547
Ding ding ding!
>>340746580
>yes
>yes
others were already answered
>>340746453
payday?
>>340746665
>space engineers
Wrong, but also true
>>340746098
Far cry 4?
>>340746665
>develop weapons and kills aliens
Xcom
Dude rocket bunny stance lmao
>>340742852
WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T
WE'LL
>>340746496
Catherine
Your sister is a dyke.
Radioactive mutagen party hour.
Bigger. Better. Faster. Still weebshit.
>>340747119
Gone Home
STALKER?
Senran Kagura?
>>340740570
Transistor maybe?
>>340738667
>You have a talking sword
Sonic and the Black Knight?
>>340744396
>>4. Racist or dipshit: the choice
Stellaris
>>340746869
yep!
>>340746765
Factorio then
>>340747289
No.
>>340746665
>2013 for sure, I promise
Purse owner 5
>>340735085
I must find Liam Neeson.
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>340747298
YES
>>340738667
>You have a talking sword
Baldur's Gate 2
Stonemen vs viking with horns
Poor people beat you up
>>340747225
Yes.
No.
No.
>>340744396
Okay, answers:1. Civ V
2. FNAF
3. Just Cause
4. Mass Effect
5. Rollercoaster Tycoon
6. Saints Row IV
7. Sunless Sea
8. Half-Life 2
9. Portal 2
10. Banished
11. Dishonored
12. Witcher 3
13. Doom
14. Far Cry 3
15. The Binding of Isaac
16. Spore
17. Tomb Raider (2013)
18. Amnesia
19. Age of Mythology
20. Portal
>the clown is a douche
>drink soda and fart bombs
>Oh shit! He's too fast!
>build robots and fight them
>>340747389
nope
big dragon jacked your shit
for the dlcrun nigga it's the reaper!
That's not how ink works.
>>340739970
Any musou?
>>340747839
Splatoon?
>>340747615
>the clown is a douche
Final Fantasy VI
Commies, freedom or rave colorcoded.
>>340747985
Woomy!
>>340747615
>the clown is a douche
Dropsy?
>>340748061
>>340748115
nopeHONK
Western Elder God Tier Waifus
Butts, friends and something apocalyptic.
>>340735241
Mgs v
That is not on fire.
>>340746942
go back to tumblr
>>340740580
Tekken?
Dark Souls but two dimensional.
Gumball destroys some heavenly bodies.
Neglected child gets fifteen minutes.
Time is your greatest enemy.
It's "supposed" to not work.
>>340747819
dogma of dragon
>>340735085
It was all a ruse
>>340748887
>Dark Souls but two dimensional.
Salt and Sanctuary
Kill big lizard and die
>>340742452
Devil may cry
>>340748984
No, but good guess. I actually forgot about that game.
>>340747615
well i'm out /v/, good luck
answers:space station 13
Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus
FEAR
Robocraft
Drunken Combat but fun combat.
Stealth game with strange protagonist.
Free father from eternal imprisonment.
Cant think of any other good ones...
>>340748887
>Time is your greatest enemy.
Xcom 2
Genderbending psychics attack their sister.
>>340750016
>Drunken Combat but fun combat.
God Hand.
>Stealth game with strange protagonist.
MGS 2
>>340750121
No for either one.
>>340750016
>Drunken Combat but fun combat.
Any musou game.
>Stealth game with strange protagonist.
MGS2.
>Xcom2
Nay, but good answer. I guess that one was a bit too vague and broad, now that I think of it.
>>340750016
>Stealth game with strange protagonist.
STYX
>>340750515
You got it.
>>340741472
ff12
>>340735085
Heres a giant enemy crab
>>340751160
surprised it took this long
Soundtrack is made by NIN
>>340752067
quake
Payne to the max
broken legs and fun confusion
>>340735085
Open world done right 2002
Ex Policeman Massacres the homeless
yet another deity denied
JASON! JASON! JASON! JASON! JASON!
You are the ocean's gray
>>340756551
Mafia really was a great game.
you NTR a little girl
>>340735085
Bethesda ruined a good game.
>>340757343
It is, but it wasn't what I had in mind.
Try again.
four friends chasing the pussy
>>340746407
Starbound
Should have picked stealth archer
>>340757192
Heavy Rain
>>340757658
>starbound
>autism
The answer is Factorio
Hong Kong man punches people
>>340757525
Morrowind is great too.
Colourful Massacres in 1980s Miami.
>>340756860
Max Payne
>>340757940
nah
Neither Cooper nor Twin Peaks
>>340756860
condemned 2
>>340757834
Still not what I had in mind.
Keep going.
>>340757775
Rise to Honour?
Wait a minute that card
>>340758003
Deadly Premonition?
>>340758005
Thats the one
>>340758068
I wouldn't call The Getaway a good open world game, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
>>340758352
I wouldn't call it a good open world game either, that's why I'm thinking about something else.
>>340757710
Wrong, Friday the 13th for NES
>>340738667
>You have a talking sword
Baldur's Gate 2.
>>340758650
How could I forget,Shenmue 2.
>>340758352
>To recover health you have to stand near a wall and lean against it
It's been a long time but I don't remember this being mentioned in-game. I almost finished the game before I discovered it.
>>340735085
The legend of green midget
>>340758834
Nah, still not what I had in mind.
Morrowind was close.
>>340735085
Let's destroy that magic barrier
>>340759201
Undertale
>>340759201
Gothic
>>340759085
Gothic 2 has to be it.
>>340759438
Yeah, you got it.
Better than Team Fortress 2
>>340758147
kek
I am the old man
>>340757901
Hotline Miami or Vice city. Either one could apply.
>>340758171
Indeed.
QTE to punch a waitress
>>340759530Team Fortress Classic
>>340759849
Virtue's Last Reward
no john, you are deathbringer
>>340757775
Tired Puppers
I must- hey, Space Harrier!
HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS
>>340749024
Sonic Adventure 2
>>340735085
working as intended, git gud
>>340748887
>Time is your greatest enemy.
Half-Minute Hero?
>>340747615
>the clown is a douche
Dark Chronicle
Gather shit and craft pie
>>340750016
>free father from eternal imprisonment
Kicking Simulator
>>340735085
cartoon tiddies with mediocre gameplay
>>340761804
Whole PS vita library.
>>340742940
Correct, take this cookie.
Steal shit, defeat nature demon
Steal shit, defeat radical priest
Steal shit, defeat gross hag
Steal shit, or don't, whatever
>>340735085
THE WIND IS PUSHING ME
Assemble team, fuck, revelation.
>>340762498
Mass Effect 2
It's like driving fast, but faster
>>340735085
Big ships shooting each other
>>340762657
Applies to all of them but yeah.
>>340735085
Drunk crocodile falls off ledges.
>>340762482
Wolves hunt in packs, Arisen
>>340739970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_aXcH1zDEE
>>340740065
Skyrim?
Cowboys vs. Romans
Obscure indie edition.
>Sword combat in Source engine
>Roguelike, tower defense, little micro.
>You are in a synthesizer.
>May I call you Tactics?
>Trenchcoat man jumps through windows.
>Up down up down up
>>340759959
I was thinking Hotline Miami but, Vice City would also work.
>>340763764
Dark messiah and defender's quest for the first two?
>>340735085
You are actually the cat
>>340764441
Though Dark Messiah isn't far off, that wasn't the right one.
Defender's Quest isn't it either.
>>340764682
Ah! First one is black symphony right?
>>340763764
Is the last one VVVVVV?
>>340763764
>>Trenchcoat man jumps through windows.
Gunpoint
>do not trust her lies
>>340763764 I like this format.
Fav Games edition
>Press F to kick everyone.
>it's all about the memes.
>hero with a gardening tool.
>a thief stealing from thieves.
>He's going to kill Praxis.
>Cat and Robot conquer planets.
>Having with the damn trolley.
>crazy skateboarder tricks over helicopter
>following trains is difficult
>>340767347
Portal?
>>340754660
gta
>>340739746
Undertale
>>340735292
F.E.A.R?
>>340767347
Qube director's cut
Brown is a cool dog
>>340746496
Shadow the hedgehog, devil may cry, metal gear rising
>>340768693
FUCK YOU
>>340768693
MGR is too goofy to be edgy IMO
You are a black cat
>>340737929
Amnesia: The Dark Descent?
>>340741708
Far cry 2
>narrates noire style
>drinks hard
>pops pills
>jumps through windows
>scam
>will never come out
>in alpha since 2012
>scam
>more scam
>>340770462
List of kickstarted games from this year?
I must kill my fursona
>>340735292
>Magic teenage girl has abortion.
>>340742389
>heather = magic
dude what. better explanation would o been cursed teen.
>>340770419
Apex Ache
>>340771238
nope
>>340770419
no one?
>>340735085
It was the clown's fault
>>340743137
>Pizza lover goes apeshit
Devil May Cry
>Guy with a divine arm
God Hand
>>340771583
space station 13
The ending makes escapists cry
>>340740862
Fo4
>>340765381
Yes.
>>340765990
Yes.
>>340766705
And yes.
Ninja dies then gets revenges
Bear seek seek lest
>>340770419
Max Payne
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