What snacks are you going to have when you're watching E3, /v/? I gots me some sour patch kids, sprite, and some leftover chicken fried rice. :)
Water and celery
only water
I can't wait to visit my brother in Austin
sorry for off topic post
to get on topic, I am going to get donuts I have a dunkin giftcard
maybe get a calzone too
>>340705869
side of my mouth is cut so i cant eat anything too acidic or it burns.
probably some water with apple slices
>>340706160
>Mouth hurs
>Eats pineapple
choose one bro
>>340706270
You retarded?
>>340706070
Thats cool that youre visiting your bro, have fun!
>>340705869
how do I cook meat so that it turns into this?
You're letting your leftovers sit for a few days? I only have one day off of work during e3 (forgot to ask off ahead of time). I'll probably just be a fat piece of shit and have a bag of donettes and some iced coffee.
>>340705869
I'll be too busy shitposting to eat anything
>>340706524
In a tupperware, so it stays very fresh. Donettes are good, i always eat them too fast tho ;~;
>>340706485
Smoke.
>>340705974
>>340706004
Hello /fit/
Refuse chicken and fries that I can swipe from the birdcage,because I'll be working during it.
>>340705869 Peruvian Grilled Octopus french fries in rocoto sauce and corn @@!!!!
A whole lot of popcorn, it's the best snack
Just water for me.
>>340705869
Where is the ketchup?
>that webm
fuck you, now I'm hungry as shit
Gonna need a source on this webm so I can cook meat like this and die like a man
>>340707072
I know Americans eat their meat well done but do they really eat burnt meat like that? What the fuck?
>>340707195
>Pink in the middle
>Well done
You really know nothing of food do you
>>340707195
That's actually the perfect way to cook your meat. Outside should be seared or charred and the inside should be slightly pink.
I need ideas on things to cook for my tabletop gaming group. It has to be stuff that's easy to prepare and easy to eat without mess, so as not to risk getting food on the game pieces and stuff. Any suggestions?
>>340707167
MODS
>>340707065
We are both going to make it bro
>>340707158
La Barbecue in Austin Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0wPL1vZNZU
>>340705869
Crème Fraîche
>>340707167
lewd
>>340707167
IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
>>340707167
I want to stick that in my butt
>>340707345
Oh yeah. Fuck yeah.
>>340705869
What's this type of meat called and where the fuck can I eat it?
>>340707284
cheeto & dorito soup
with crackers
>>340706485
at a low temperature for hours
>>340707342
>almost 2 hours to get there
It'll be fucking worth it at least.
>>340707284
Popcorn, real popcorn with real butter and salt
>>340707337
We all gonna make it bro.
>>340705869
Where is this? As what restaurant is it?
>>340707496
I'm sure you could find just as good BBQ near you but it sure does look like a solid place
>>340707516
>greasy, salty fingers on my boardgames
No thanks.
Got some of the best candy
>>340705869
Thanks you fuck, now I'm hungry.
>>340707706
Yeah but I always eat at Rudy's for BBQ. I like trying different places.
>>340707284
Chips with dip is always a good one.
I know of a couple but there's always the old sour cream and onion. A bit fatty but good.
There's also corn chips and bean dip.
Guacamole is good too. If I had my dad's recipe I'd share but I never asked him. He has a killer recipe for it.
>>340707829
my nigger
inb4 those faggots complaining about the sauce
ya
I got hard as fuck watching ops webm
>>340707516
you could do no butter but some garlic salt and nutritional yeast instead, good flavor without greasiness
>>340707195
You really have no clue about good meat until you try what op posted.
>>340707772
>Not having towels, wipes or napkins for your guests
>Complain when people leave greasy residues everywhere
Good popcorn made by an actual person doesnt need tons of oil like the microwave versions
>>340705974
>celery
Tell me your secrets
solid white albacore tuna
lemon spritz and lots of msg
>>340707284
Cook up a tasty, meaty, spicy paella and serve it with some cold beers
Easy to cook, easy to eat, satisfying.
Either enjoy E3 or eat. Don't do both.
>>340708195
this tbqh
>>340705869
gross ass burnt meat
vodka
>>340705974
>>340706004
>>340706160
>>340707065
H20 fags on the rise again.
>>340707342
hey if you faggots are going to texas, go to Black's, too. You can't have an opinion on barbecue until you've been to Lockhart
>>340707284
Make some bombass mac and cheese dude, super easy and always delicious. Not very messy either.
>>340708256
Fuck off you boring person.
>>340706926
nice mug, m8.
>>340708312
Lockhart fuckin blows. Hate that town.
TAYLOR TX IN DA HOUSE
>>340708081
Celery makes my mouth numb
Any have the full youtube video of OP?
>>340707167
>there are people who have never eaten fresh-cut honeycomb
MISSING OUT OH MY GOD
>>340708312
Oh damn, that's closer than La Barbecue. Might have to go there instead. Got any suggestions?
>>340707284
Stromboli.
>>340708312
thats like 15 minutes away
I'll check it out
>>340708401
>Taylor
>BBQ
probably just almond butter. it's like peanut butter, but 5 times better.
>>340707280
>outside should be burnt to shit to ruin the internal flavor.
Mmm I love living in texas.
>>340708504
it might only be me but that looks fucking disgusting
>>340708504
That is a lot of fucking cheese
>>340708489
get there early, they're one of those places that is only open until they run out of shit to cook.
their brisket is great and wasn't super expensive last I went.
>>340706270
At what fucking point did he say pineapple. He said apple. But no pine included.
>>340708545
>louie mueller
>vinceils meat
>davis bbq
What are you, transgender?
Just stocked up on groceries.
Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>340708804
nice! whats on the menu for the day of E3?
I found a couple of cans of Mountain Dew Kickstart on sale. Probably just get some crackers and some pimento cheese and I'm good.
>>340708840
Why is he so grumpy though?
>>340708840
hoyl fuck
>>340705869
Iced tea, peanuts, pop corn, crisps, energy drinks. I got the whole suite to survive the siege under my pillow fort.Yes I am as fat as I sound
>>340708840
That guy looks like he jerked off twice before preparing my food.
why are fat fucks so bloggy about food
>>340708861
Lots of shit, you name it, nigger.
>>340708949
>Making guacamole when under the effects of peyote
>>340709173
because food tastes like shit and we crave food that is not shit
>>340708949
what the fug
>>340708793
>Black's
>Kreuz
>Smitty's
What are YOU, a megafaggot?
>>340708840
What is he putting to the egg before frying it? Onion and green pepper?
>>340706672
Can I vape it instead?
I'm 240 (used to be 290) lbs so I'm actual on a diet but I'm considering having a cheat week during E3. Probably will be a lot of popcorn.
i will eat bacon and potato skins
>>340708949
this is 100000x better with sound
can't find the video though
>>340709316
Looks like mushrooms to me, actually.
Going simple this year and making some spaghetti
>>340708286
why are you gonna eat gross ass burnt meat...
>>340709353
Enjoy hitting 300lbs.Pls gib some fat.
cinnamon toast crunch for the morning shows
and for the afternoon/evening I'm going to have ketchup chips and sprite, maybe some sweet chili heat doritos too
I usually only drink tea but this is a special occasion so I need pop and chips
I won't be able to watch the sunday night streams live but I have mon/tues off work so I'll be able to watch all of them live, can't wait
>>340708949
What is the lamp supposed to be that is the only one I can't figure out.
>>340705869
>burnt meat
>>340708949
>>340709467
wait I remember now it was coral!
>>340709310
YES. Also Lexington isn't far. Snows bbq is apparently rated the best in TX. But seeing as they are only open Sunday until they run out of food i can never make it in time because of work.
>>340709537
probably a serrano pepper(removing the seeds)
>>340709492
Not in that country, it's defiantly onions
>>340709557
correction
>delicious burnt spices
you've obviously never had good barbecue
Whatever's on the show floor
>>340708949
>>340709467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNJdJIwCF_Y
>>340709353
don't make excuses nigga, stay on your diet
>>340708980
He had to eat all the eggs.
>>340705869
This webm reminds me of How To Basic.
>>340709612literally all of my bbq knowledge comes from a road trip I took 4 years ago. Saw Snow's but I missed them, which sucks because apparently, they're really good.
>>340709771
thank you I am too tired to do things
I've got a bag of Frosted Flakes and like a quart of milk
Other than that, I'm going out tomorrow to fish in Lake Havasu. I got my permit and everything.
>>340707167
>All those poor bees' hard work going into the stomachs of fat humans
>>340707065
I stopped drinking shit besides water and now it all tastes like garbage besides milk.
>>340705869
*vomits*
Hopefully none of you actually snack this late.
If youre fat and you snack, thats the reason.
Some light crisps most likely
>>340708476
Just put some candle wax on your honey. Same thing.
>>340708980
would you be happy if you had to work with at least 8 gorillion eggs?
>>340708504
Would you like some food with your fucking cheese?
flat soda and bugles. get the fuck out of my face if you don't think this is as good as it gets.
Some loaded cheese fries with some homebrewed beer.
>>340705869
So you're telling me a chicken fried this rice?
>>340709557
>plebs who don't know how to cook and/or have never been to a real restaurant before
They're herbs and spices bro, that meat inside is about as tender as it gets and the herbs and spices seep through the entire way, the"burnt meat" on top becomes a nice caramelized glaze. You should try paying more than 20 bucks for a meal sometime.
>>340710137
I prefer hot cheetos, but bugles are gud
Who /chicken&brocolli/ here?
>>340709371
i will join you :3c
>>340706926
I'm gagging
>>340708709
How about this then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfzPzPkSX3s
>>340709771
i remember more of these videos, can you post them please?
>>340705974
you disgust me you fat fuck
Making me some quality spreads
>>340708504
I'm going to fucking throw up
>>340710405
Post more jack
>>340710405
eww
homemade energy bars
>>340709656
Looks like bean sprouts and green onion honestly, but can't really tell.
>>340705974
>celery
good god, i can literally feel my insulin spiking from all that sugar. i'll stick to my spinach.
>>340710405
What the fug
Is that supposed to be consumed?
>>340708504
>giant fucking glob of cheese on top of good bread and deli meats
>cuts the rind and throws it on top the massive pile of cheese
even as someone who loves cheese that's fucking gross as shit.
Lemonade and White Cheddar Cheetos.
>>340707829
oh my gooooood
>>340710305
I think there all on his channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBjLW5_dGAM
>>340710405
so is this diarrhea made for entertainment?
Like "dude imagine somebody eating this lmao"
or what
>>340710565
>white cheddar cheetos
GOD yes.
>>340710612
It's genuinely there to teach slobs how to make their own slob food.
>>340710405
i need to know more, what did it taste like?
>>340708949
Well I know what I am going to eat fir breakfast today.
>>340710724
All you're going to taste in that is the pineapple and sugar. It'd be gross.
>>340710405
I'll never get over how the measurements are all "the entire fucking bag/can/container"
>I found out that you can make the cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich gooey by wrapping it in tinfoil and baking it before you grill it.
Man that was a great day.
>>340710405
I wouldn't feed my pigs slop like that
>tfw got classes during E3
>>340710876
won't it just get stuck on the foil?
>>340707284
Rice krispy treats
>>340710556
It's called raclette and it's god-tier cheese.
I know it's hard for Americans to understand.
>>340710612
have you never had quality food in your life?
>>340710957
>tfw have classes during E3 and my birthday
>>340710876
Why not just put it in the sandwhich while it's grilling?
>>340711024
it's caca! caca poopoo!!
>>340711024
>marinating your chicken in chili
I like both those things but come on
>tfw people leave the skin on their chicken
>>340711064
I like it when it melts like pizza cheese.
>>340710948
You have pigs? Or are you referring to your children
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>>340710876
you could just have the cheese on the bread while grilling
but whatever floats your boat.
>>340711158
>man shanks live chicken
>>340711158
Crispy chicken skin is godly though
>>340711158
IT'S FUCKING RAW
>>340711158
Mmm juicy
>>340710876
Or just microwave it.
>>340705869
Im smoking up some pork ribs tomorrow. Should be good.
I'm bringing my baked bean salad to the e3 tailgate boys
>>340708980
He lives in India
>>340711405
>microwaving anything ever when other options are available
>>340707167
i wanna rip a piece of that off and chew it
>>340711158
If it's crispy, it's good.
That chicken looks entirely to moist.
>watching all these webms on the verge of puking
>want to find some actual videos but not sure of the channel name
>throw this in the search bar
We did it bois
Don't eat snacks much. Gonna cook a nice meal though. Gonna have shrimp alfredo with some wine. It is a terribly unhealthy meal, so I only make it on rare occasions
>>340711546
that shit is poisonous
>>340708504
fuck me in that cheese
>>340711606
moist is best
>>340705869
this gave me a raging appetite
>>340711158
>>340710405
>>340711434
and now i never want to eat again
who here /gumbo/
gonna make a giant pot later today and have that shit for breakfast lunch and dinner
>>340710876
holy shit man learn how to make a grilled cheese. toast both sides with butter, add cheese close the sandwich and flip to finish cooking while melting the cheese you mongoloid literally the first thing children learn to cook
>>340711754
If it's beef, sure.
Chicken, not so much.
>being a wagecuck
>>340707279
irony. learn the difference between smoked meat (hint: it's also pink) and rare meat. there is no rareness in any of those cuts, and the center here is certainly not pink by any definition
>>340711825
Gumbo is great
>>340711825
I got your gumbo no worries
>>340710957
go to a better school
>>340711459
How can you be so sure? He could be from any south american or central american country. Though the other man that shows up during the last seconds does look indian.
>>340711896
I've never had gumbo before.
Is this what proper gumbo looks like?it's not is it
As a Muslim, ill be fasting the majority of the conferences
Sony's and Bethesda happen after it's time to break my fast
i'll probably have Water and popcorn and maybe Ice Cream
>>340711714
nah no way dude i see people do it all the time
>>340711896
just like mama used to do it
>>340711606
thats because its raw
>>340711839
now beef we can agree on
>>340711714
>source: my ass
>>340711896
>squeezing lime juice at the start
does he not realize it will become bitter? You should finish it off with lime juice.
>>340705869
Xanax and norcos.
>>340705869
I know it's from Eater but I can never remember what the actual name of the vid is
>>340711685
>>340711754
whats this guys channel
>>340712049
just look at it
it's covered in white combs
>>340712038
give the other beef webm, the one in the burger
you know which one i mean
>>340712109
It's literally in the image
Or just search what I did and it's the third result.
>>340707284
Someone post the cosmic brownie shake story. I think I have it saved but I can't seem to find it.
> All these food retards thinking the OP's video is burnt, flavourless meat.
Jesus fucking christ. Flash burning the outside (searing) of a meat and then slow cooking it is easily the best way to keep the flavour of a meat. The sear helps keep the juices inside, and thus giving more flavour.
The meat in OP's vid would be juicy and taste like God himself.
Source: Professional Red Seal Chef for 10 years.
>>340711896
I'm no chef, but I don't know if that's how gumbo is supposed to be made.
>>340711896
is he just throwing random shit in there?
>>340707284
Cosmic Brownie shakes
>>340708840
what's interesting about this? literally just a guy cooking some eggs poorly
>>340705869
Cup noodles.
Some smoked ham and cheese for sandwiches
Roasted Peanuts
Water/Coke for Drinks. I'll survive.
>>340711186
Is it just that link on the pastebin?
>>340712181
you mean this steak burger recipe?
>>340707829
Where can I buy that
>>340711957
All these seedy street cooks are Indian
>>340705869
Cheap beer and egg shells
>>340710341
If i sat on it would i bounce off?
>>340712038
>joke's on him, I eat my ground-beef raw all the time!
Yall bitches don't even smoke crack.
>>340712393
that burger is fucking raw
>>340712393
>he presses on it
>it pissed onto the plate
>>340712393
How is he still alive
>Stop by gyros place on my way back home I had always ignored.
Holy shit I had kebob before but the only gyros I had back at uni was some shitty ass food cart sort of thing with dry uninspired flat shavings. This makes me jealous of you Euroopers who got it for drunk/fast food. I mean I liked kebab but just being pieces of it between naan with some of the sauce they provided was nothing compared to this decadent dripping mess of onions lettuce lamb or chicken and the garlicy cucumber whatever sauce.
>>340712038
That's too raw
>>340712480
Just look at him, he's dying
>>340712393
he probably said it gorgeous and juicy.
>>340711860
How to get Chris Evans stronk?
>>340712038
is the guy who does these videos mentally retarded or something?
>>340712523
>>340712480
who is this guy? all I keep getting is links back to /ck/ and /wsg/ threads
I'm ready, niggs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM
>>340712393
Just take a bite out of a live cow you heathen
/ck/fags tell me something. does this retard who under cooks everything get sick ever?
>>340712508
Gyro's and Shawarma's are a magical thing
Fucking love them, especially with Garlic sauce
>>340712580
You ready to shit out brownies with red m&ms?
>all these well done plebos ITT
Yikes,
>>340712610
/ck/ here.
we are wondering too.
>>340712535
delicious
>>340705869
>eating snacks
>watching the E3
dont you have better things to do?
>>340705869
This isn't meant for one person, right?
Isn't it still a day and a half away?
I will eat fucking chicken and be unhappy about it because I can't go over my caloric limit. Fuark.
>>340712648
pain for pleasure
>>340712668
who the fuck is this guy? google image back search doesn't wrok
ww@
Just some classic 'go style 'za for me.
>>340712393
>>340712690
Need the source for this video in particular
cba to look through his catalogue of shit
>>340712393
Yum
>>340711464
This.
>>340712782
TooGood
This motherfucker is crazy.He was doing this to cure pink eye. Fucking pink eye and he's old enough to know better.
>>340711754
>that bison burger episode
Shit was literally raw
>>340710341
WTF is that black shit on the bottom??
>>340712782
dry asf
>>340712776
Cooking with jack
>>340712690
The man without fear
>>340712610
>>340712668
Eating a lot of under/uncooked food changes your gut bacteria. There's a guy who only eats raw meat now because of severe allergies to cooked food.
>>340712480
Risks of raw ground beef (and even pork nowadays) are overblown.
My father and his father ate raw beef during bbqs all the time, and I partake myself 3-5 times a year.
Shit's good.
>>340712776
Google Jack Cooking show
FYI he's not fucking around, he's not aware that he fucking sucks at cooking.
The rest will be shown to you
>>340712580
>flaming hot popcorn
sweet! is this a regional thing or do they sell everywhere?
>>340712690
Jesus, that poor stupid bastard.
>>340712328
yes, because I can't post it without getting blocked
>>340712858
I can't fucking breathe holy shit
>>340706270
I almost pissed myself laughing and I dont know why
>>340712648
y-yes?
>>340712936
You do realize that humanity evolved from eating raw meat for a reason, right?
Fucking savages.
>>340712939
jesus I thought maybe his comments section were all disabled or moderated but they aren't
Remember to cook your food through, folks.
>>340712591
my nig double swee
>>340712690
He clearly wants to spit it out. This piece of shit needs to be banned from youtube for teaching retards that this garbage is okay.
>>340706270
You are so retarded fucking lol
>>340713076
what is that
>all these faggots bitching about raw meat
i've been doing raw chicken breast shakes for years. try not being such a pussy.
>>340713134
Ghouls.
>>340709937
bees don't fucking care. stop anthropomorphising lifeforms that don't give a fuck. We provide an environment where they can thrive, their insect minds have no understanding that anything is being taken from them or that they are at a disadvantage at all.
stop thinking with your vagina for one goddamn moment.
>>340713134
scans of something
>>340712527
>>340712480
Hypothetically there is literally nothing wrong with eating raw meat, you just open yourself up to salmonella. In non western countries people eat raw shit all the time, and in many cases its better for you.
>>340713076
make sure to sear your steaks!
>>340713134
Parasitic worms and cysts, according to the Google.
>>340713068
Whatever you say leaf-eater.
>>340713076
>he thinks a lay-person would understand what that is
>>340713076
That was from a gook that was eating raw chinese pork for years. Most of the world doesn't have to worry about that.
>>340712884
looks like tapioca pearls or bean paste
>>340713209
What the fuck was that hesitation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVk8aPqAjoo&feature=youtu.be&t=3m15s
you guys ready for "E3 in a nutshell 2016"?
>>340713163
Fuck off you jaded, nofun ass.
>>340713209
FRONT TO BACK! FRONT TO FUCKING BACK! NOT SIDE TO SIDE YOU DUMB FUCK THAT'S HOW YOU GET BURNED!
>>340713076
depends where you live. people can actually eat raw meat, even pork, but since we pump ours so full of antibiotics they've created supermicrobes that make us sick.
>>340713280
More than you know.
>>340713267
He probably didn't want to get burned from the metric fuckton of oil he used
>>340708504
is that raclette?
>>340711896
stop
>>340711978
no. not at all. There's two ways you can make a "proper" gumbo. The Creole way and the Cajun way. The main difference between the two is the Creole way adds tomato while the Cajun way doesn't. I'm from Central Louisiana so i do mine the Cajun way like i was taught how to make it.
Pic related is what a real gumbo should look like. The most popular around these parts is Chicken and Sausage (usually andouille) but Seafood is pretty popular as well (especially if you can get fresh Shrimp, Crab, and/or Crawfish)
You always start your gumbo with a roux. Just add butter to a heated stock pot, and when it starts to melt down you add an equal amount of flour to it and let it cook down. You want a dark roux to act as your base and help thicken it up a bit.
Once it's dark enough, then you add in your veggies. Onion, Celery, and Garlic are required for a proper gumbo. If you were making a Creole style gumbo you'd also add the tomato in at this part, but fuck that. You let your veggies cook down until they're nice and soft, and then you add in your meats. I usually use Chicken Thighs (with the bone still in to add more "stock" flavor without using actual stock) and some local made Andouille sausage cut up into some nice sized chunks and throw them in. This is where you add the water and some stock if you're inclined (i usually add in some home made vegetable stock as well to round out the flavors)
Then you let that shit cook. You want a good simmer and you want to stir it occasionally to stop everything from sticking to the bottom. It'll start to evaporate some of that water and thicken up, as well as turn a nice hearty brown color. Towards the end you can throw some fresh Okra or file in there if you want to thicken it a bit.
After about an hour or so (depending on how much you've made) It's ready to serve. Get a nice amount of rice in a big bowl, or some fresh made potato salad, and dump a nice ladle-full of your gumbo on top and eat.
>>340713134
>>340713146
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>340713375
Maybe he should have turned it around so it doesn't splash in his direction then
make sure to get extra protein where you can
>>340713375
It looked like it splashed anyway
>>340705869
I haven't eaten in three days
Two more till I get my paycheck
yaaaaay
>>340711896
holy shit corn has got to be one of the unhealthiest things there is. even cows shouldn't eat it.
>>340705869
Post your height and weight
I eat salad with halloumi and falafel. Drinks only water or tea
188cm and 88kg
>>340713454
what
what was that
>>340712591
jesus fucking christ I thought he was going to cut his hands off when he was cuttng that onion
>>340713512
protein
>>340713308
No, that's a separate issue. Shit like trichinosis is just a matter of cleanliness with the animals.
Supermicrobes are more of an issue when they reach vulnerable populations- injured/infirm/compromised immune system people.
>>340711010
that shit is so dope when its hot, but its seriously like some velveeta when its cold
>>340707284
I go to this bar in my town that is for "nerds" and there is a table for table top games
Every time I try to join in because Ive always wanted to play table tops. The autistic fags always find a reason to leave early. What the fuck is the point of going into public and then saying its cool for me to join in if you are just going to leave after a bit. fuck you nerds.
>>340712936
My uncle died from eating raw beef in his late '30s.
You know what you can eat raw? Shit.
I eat honey mustard pretzels and drink lemonade.
>>340713538
don't fuck me anon
>>340712782
>tfw have a recording of some /mu/ tripfag eating a choco taco
2011 was a weird year
>>340713306
why do people get so autistic about steak? who gives a shit how others like theirs? or are people just meming?
>>340711186
What movies? I'll probably drop inunless there's a better stream.
>>340713558
You don't eat raclette cold though. Always melted.
>>340713209
I like how he realizes he fucked up, but was just like
>Eh, whatever
>>340713512
Rat poop.
>>340713076
>it's another Chinese citizen dying in some wacky way
those damn chinks are the trailblazers of modern medicine thanks to the horrors they commit on themselves
>>340713574
>made a pitcher of lemonade the other day
>added some strawberries
>also have some frozen peaches for the next batch
I like lemonade too much
>>340713454
This fucking guy.
HOW. IS. HE. ALIVE?
>>340705869
Pizza, of course.
>>340713660
The raw meat eaters in this thread will become just like the Chink though.
>>340712070
Literally me.
>>340713415
that looks delicious
>>340713762
it is
>>340712480
what do you think people did before they discovered fire?
>not making corndogs for you and your bf to enjoy while e3-ing
>>340713616
I guess it's the equivalent of someone here watching dsp play video games
>>340713830
I want to dip my wiener in your boy batter
The usual.
>>340712984
From what I've noticed they usually have them at convenience stores, not grocery stores. But yeah, it's the best. Hope that helps.
>>340713830
>max fill
The absolute madman
>>340713830
oh man, i haven't had a corndog since like 1st grade lunch. i forgot they even existed.
>>340713887
>whataburger
Meh-tier fast food burger
Wendy's is good for on the cheap and Five Guys is good for if you're willing to pay more
>American """"food""""
>>340713812
That was 3 million years ago stupid fuck.
>>340713703
my man
>>340713891
I'll check my local 7/11s etc. Thanks dude.
>>340713424
>trusting click-bait titles
Anon, I'm not disputing that there are parasites on that X-ray. She's probably chock full of them, just as they claim.
But as-is the obvious white lines are just outlining the muscle fascicles.
Don't be a such a sensationalist you fag.
>>340711979
Good luck with your fasting musbro.
>>340713984
>the yuros are waking up
well it was fun while it lasted, boys
>>340707284
>dnd night
>friend brings dabs (concentrated thc or whatever)
>take hit
>nothing for 20 minutes
>hits me
>fuck
>other plays ask if im alright
>yeah yeah im good im good thanks
>hunger
>tell them to take over my guy for a sec, gotta make food
>couple of friends bring up theyre hungry too
>fuck
>okay guys ill make you guys a snack
>stumble into kitchen
>no chips
>no cookies
>fuck
>open cabinet
>ritz crackers
>pour a bunch into bowl
>fuck, this isnt enough
>open fridge
>find cream cheese
>perfect
>start smothering ritz crackers with cream cheese
>make cream cheese ritz cracker sandwiches
>at least fucking 50 of them
>tub is emptied out
>box is emptied out
>arrive back at table with snack in hand
>anon what the fuck are these
>sandwiches
uh, so make those, i guess.
Gonna order me a pizza from.based Nino's tomorrow moening. Life in Arlington TX is different from Sacramento, but the pizza is a million times better. Fuck Cali.
>>340714051
Fuck you don't talk to me like that.
>>340705869
Holy fuck everything is so fatty
How do people eat this?
anything e3 related happening this weekend? pc conference or someshit?
>>340708504
man i thought that was mashed potatoes and i was thinking wow, that would go pretty good with this
but man what the fuck
>>340707337
>>340707525
Not by drinking fucking water though, i drink soda every day and i see gains normally. Then again i have skinny genetics.
Got a bag of lays, a 6 pack of beer, and a hearty serving ofloneliness
>>340707167
THICC
>>340714165
>dumping mashed potatoes on bread
>starch with more starch
>>340714226
i mean... itd be better than the cheese.
i really like potatoes anon.
>>340714226
nothing wrong with starch
>>340713249
>That was from a gook that was eating raw chinese pork for years. Most of the world doesn't have to worry about that.
i've been eating raw american pork for years now as wellnothing bad happens
>>340714057
>Talking to potential terrorists
Enjoy being added to the list
>>340714226
out of all the shit in this thread, you have a problem with starch?
>>340714264
>>>/kfc/
>>340713995
actually more like 400,000 before widespread use.
but actually the main diet of humans should consist of insects like crickets, etc.
funny how most first world nations flatout reject that as a valid source of sustenance, simply because it's "icky".
when he wont eat your mayonnaise
>>340713567He knew the risks. It's better to die young than reach 95 and wish you'd eaten more hotdogs.
>>340706160
>water with apple slices
FUck you you betanumale cuck. eat some fucking steak you fucking faggot, or kill yourself, i'm sure your parents would'nt mind if heir fat retard son who managed to cut his fucking mouth dropped of the face of the earth.
>>340714316
Too much, yes.
I funding hate meatfags. Not meat, I love meat in things, I just hate those absolute faggots who circle jerk about steak and just have plates of fucking barbecued shit and act like it's the ultimate food.
It's literally the fedora of food. Same as straight whisky is the fedora of drinks. People act like it's fucking cool for some reason when they're actually just a fatass eating bland, uninspired food.
>>340714302
just mix it with vinegar or something. should be fine.
>>340714348
Is that the son he beat the shit out of or whatever?
>>340714302
I hope you die a horrible, disease ridden, lonely death.
That shit looks nasty
>>340713729
Except our meat & agriculture standards have come a long way.
Damn gubmint, regulating shit so we don't have to cook everything WELL-DONE anymore.
>>340714014
WHY
>>340714302
Enjoy ur E. Coli
>>340714451
>It's literally the fedora of food.
I disagree, it's way too popular and not contrarian enough to be.
A proper analogy would be DFC/loli as the fedore aof fetishes.
>>340712192
Aaaah, the joy of cooking with ja/ck/! You stumbled upon the main source of /ck/ shitposting, besides fast food threads.
>>340712251
>Source: Professional Red Seal Chef for 10 years
You're a fucking nigger faggot
Source: I've fucked your mum in for 10 years
>Grandfather is coming to family's house for younger brother's High School Graduation party
>He is going to make ultra delicious tri-tip
>get to eat the leftovers for E3
>>340714468
you gotta teach them somehow
>>340714468
Wait, WHAT
>>340714264
uh, yeah there is. anything that requires excessive cooking before consumption shouldn't be eaten.
I accidentally scheduled a hiking/camping trip during E3, so I guess I'll be feasting on trail mix, ramen noodles, and just add water foods.... While you guys... Enjoy E3...
>>340714332
That's Ok, I eat the roaches in my apartment all the time.
Taco bell and Baja blast. Shit is gonna be so cash
>>340714302
>not even cutting out the fat
Disgusting, disgusting gook.
>>340714568
He mentioned fighting his son in a podcast or something
>>340705869
That looks fucking disgusting. Both burnt and raw at the same time.
I have nothing aganist juicy or well-done meat, but that's just gross.
>>340714451
bacon is the fedora of food. there's no debating this.
>>340714451
agreed. steak isn't that great.
>>340714637
god dammit, why
>>340713984
>European ""opinions""
>>340714451
You on the right. This is why no one likes you.
>>340714451
i fucking hate beatcuckold nigger bitches like you, i fucking love meat, and my parents give me 25$ to eat spinach so they're good to, but i fucking hate you in particular, bitch.
>>340714685
That's so wrong.
Bacon is fucking casual normie shit.
Fedora would be hummus or something. Probablyvegemite
>>340712571
His Youtube-show is called "Cooking With Jack". He is a /ck/ meme.
>>340714468
>>340714638
he's the prince of food and he will act like it
>>340714678
its called searing you fucking plebian.
>>340714706
>>340714637
What's the filling?
>>340714678
It's caramelized bitch boy not 'burnt'
>>340706926
>love rice and tuna
>scared of mercury
ree I have to eat chicken
>>340714685
Wouldn't that mean people who are bacon think they're classy and superior then everyone else's? I'd say it's the most overrated food that people like to joke about
What are some good, cheap foods for e3 snacking and fort? Last year I ate a shit ton of doritoes and mountain dew IRONICALLY and vommited in the middle of xbox press confrence (i was doing the drinking game but with mountain dew)
I was thinking maybe just Ramen and cereal since thats all I have, any reccomendatiosn that wont cost me over 20$?
Pic related
>Free
>Nutritious
>Regenerates
>Tastes good
>>340711405
I bet you microwave left over pizza too
>>340714637
I love bacon as much as any fucker, but you're just asking for death with this shit.
>>340714604
see, that's the issue. I've bought canned insects like that and it's horrifying. you don't walk into walmart and see whole cows heads with the fur and shit still attached. why should this be this way?
now, if you grinded them into a paste, put them into little disc shapes, deep fried them, added a little seasoning, gave them a cute name.... that might be something to consider.
it's a really healthy source of protein and you don't run into the same issues with livestock. not to mention it's near infinite and takes up very little space.
>>340714856
>>340714685
it's reddit-tier meme shit. close enough to fedoralords.
>>340713616
I think he was bitching about how he put the steak into the pan. You can see the splash of oil shoot back towards his hand the way he puts it down.
Anyone have a good webm of a drowning person?
>>340714881
>reading dune years ago
>fascinated with how their suits make their shit/piss reusable
>>340714875
>vomiting from doritos and mountain dew
are you a twink?
>>340714826
looks like ground meat of some type, probably interchangeable
>>340714451
Can't you faggots go one second without injecting your retarded personal politics and shitty memes into everything you see?
>>340711979
My buddy is fasting during the MS one, would it be rude to snack while he's busy being thirsty and shit?
>>340714817
CANCER ON A PLATE
for the poor people out there, you can at least make your meal interesting.
>>340715000
I want this.
>>340714890
THAT SHIT IS NOT A TACO FUCK YOU TACO TOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpPPMgt7UQ4
>>340714851
chicken has mercury.
>>340714476
>all these jelly faggies
>>340715062
It would be rude to restrain yourself. He knows what hes getting himself into. Fuck it, offer him some doritos.
>>340715147
...you absolute madman...
Make some dip! Cheddar cheese, cream cheese, your favorite hot sauce, ranch/blue cheese dressing, and some chicken (freshly cooked and shredded works best but you can use canned) in the microwave for a couple minutes is elder god tier.
>>340714817
Bacon is such overrated salty garbage.
>>340715127
dude, who cares?
tacos didn't even exist at one point. someone discovered them through experimentation.
>>340714998
This wasnt just a can of mountain dew, anon
Microsoft had so many times last year where you had to drink
I drank a literal fucking gallon of mountain dew
>>340711158
>people throw the best tasting part of the chicken away
>>340715110
doesn't work as well as you think. Mom made this once and the spaghetti inside the dogs was still pretty tough. was alright though.
>>340715062
rub doritos shit all over his face and eat everything really loudly
Do you know what his favorite food is? Bring it and eat it in front of him, moan a lot, and offer it to him every few minutes.
THE BEST
>>340706414
Why can't you cheer your fellow anon on with a great night without soliciting his cock for your suckage you goddamn faggot. Shit. Just fucking kill yourself.
>>340715216
Fuck you jewbag all pork is tastebud nirvana
>>340711158
RAW
IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
>>340715127
God, here come the Mexican "purists".
>>340715314
Oh man what brand jellybeans do you use
>>340715295
And here I thought Jake invented bacon pancakes.
>>340711434
>>340710405
>he always stirs gingerly and counter-clockwise
God, everything about this man disgusts me.
>>340715328
Go fucking m'kill yourself.
>>340715265
>tacos didn't even exist at one point
>>340715216
It can easily be overcooked, and it's nothing special on its own, but bacon makes everything taste better.
>>340714369
Is there something you want to talk about anon?
>>340709937
At least they're not pouring the honey over themselves.
>>340715436
I had that pretty recently. The bread fell apart too easily, but it was delicious.
I hope you guys don't spill so much fucking spaghetti.
>>340715265
>>340715356
You don't understand. You can't just put tomatoes in a taco unless it's on a sauce, this is blasphemy, sacrilege.
At least have the decency to call it something else, chalupa for example.
>>340715581
Muh gf and I make these sometimes and call them "cheesy donks"
Eat them with tomato soup
>>340714817
>>340715000
>>340715295
>DURR PUT TONS OF BACON ON IT IT'LL BE SO GOOD BECAUSE PUTTING MORE MEMEFOOD ON IT WILL MAKE IT TASTE EVEN BETTER
>WE SHOULD PUT NUTTELA ON IT TOO AND POST IT ON REDDIT IT'LL GET SO MANY UPBOAT LOLOLOL
i hate bacon so much and i hate fags who overhype it
>>340714760
Fuck you, I like meat, I just don't pretend it's the ultimate food like some people do. Mostly Americans who have never eaten real good food.
>>340712508
>>340712634
>stop by Mediterranean restaurant downtown
>grab a menu
>decide to try a bistro instead
>never went back to the gyro land
And now the bistro is fucking closed
Making my famous chili & cheese nacho dip of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
>>340711754
Building dispenser
>>340715265
>someone discovered tacos through experimentation
no shit, you're fucking retarded
>>340715653
I agree with you on the first two but combining bacon into pancakes is not a bad idea and isn't meme tier
>>340715356
Dude, I'm a pleb who loves Taco Bell and Del Taco, but you don't even understand how good authentic tacos are.
>>340715361
I just never understood why you'd want to go through all the trouble of doing like a toad in the hole sort of dish when you could just make a fried egg sandwich. Or even like an omlette sandwich, which is square, so you aren't left with so much that's just boring/dry toast.
whats the timing of e3 on the website timezones are not mentioned.
and e3 is on 14 june right ? than why that squidward keep screaming 2 days until e3
>>340715130
>chicken has mercury.
kek
>American """""""""""""food""""""""""""""
[Vomits externally]
>>340715664
That's arroz chaufa
>>340715668
this guy looks like he's doing this video at gunpoint
>>340705869
>burnt outside
>raw on the inside
Jesus fuck , are americans really this stupid?
>>340714568
apparently the kid was smoking the devils lettuce, put hands his mom and jackie boy choked him out
>>340715604
>>340715748
Burritos are better than tacos and forever will be. Remember the Alamo.
>>340715668
>STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEN
>>340715865
>>340714785
>touch mom again and you will get these hands my son
>>340715581
That is not $5.
>>340715653
I should watch E3 while I'm sleep deprived too. I'm just laughing at everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmw9eYWuzsA
>3:05
2spooks
>>340715862
Educate yourself yuropoor.
>>340715809
What's the drink?
has the USA invented any food that doesn't clog arteries?
seriously, have they done anything good for food ever?
>>340715436
I have had that before
It is some top tier shit and super fun to eat
>>340714921
>I've bought canned insects
>>340716015
cheese
>>340716005
my aunt made something like this once. it was okay.
Food threads are weird to me. I just drink water and eat energy bars because I'm a lazy sack of shit.
How do you convince yourself to spend more time preparing food than eating it?
>>340715529
most of /v/ has abandonment issues.
>>340716015
Bacon grease, why do you ask?
>>340714367
>it's better to die in your '30s than to never eat hotdogsTo be fair, he was an aggressive smoker who also drank beer and fought with anyone he didn't like. Mom says he once drove a knife through a man's windshield as the man was trying to run her over in his carand apparently he also beat up my Dad once :/.
>>340715961
Ruh-roh, Raggy!
>>340716082
I sometimes wonder what goes through the thought of the employees who make these joke orders.
>>340716115
It doesn't take long to prepare food, unless you're making something crazy complex.
>>340716118
I'm not the autist screaming about steak but..yeah
>>340715191
>>340715303
Fair enough
>>340715903
How could I forget
>>340716115
Girls love a man who can cook.
It also doubles as a hobby to stave off the crushing loneliness of vidya addiction.
>>340715903
You're not going to lecture me on burritos, i'm from Ciudad Juarez we have the best burritos in the world.
>>340716082
Makes me laugh every time. You have to wonder what goes through these peoples minds when they get the order in
>>340715512
>No sauce
Why
anime pizza
>>340716237
Those answers are on two very different ends of the spectrum
>inb4 autism sprectrum
>>340716118
>tfw you are living a normal life after growing up with a kind, supportive familywho else
My favorite
>>340716005
Why do this needlessly complicated thing for no reason?
Also why are Americans obsessed with bacon even though they only have trash tier fatty streaky shit? Bacon should look like this.
>>340716209
sweden
yes
>>340715616
I don't believe you have a gf, enjoy your cheesy donks
>>340716082
Change the filename, it's officially known as 'none pizza with left beef' which is about as hilarious as the post itself
>>340715809
>>340715910
>>340716005
DELETE YOUR POSTS
>>340715664
Garlic burns faster than onion.
>>340715581
Why not just make a grilled cheese sandwich? Why the retarded 'rolling' gimmick? fucking nigger.
>>340714261
>mash potatoes would be better than cheese
fuck off with that disgusting shit
>>340714226
many Italian recipes call for starch on starch. Haven't you ever seen Rachael Ray?
>>340716364
Why would I lie anonymously on the internet
>>340716283
>tfw no mexican anime-loving pizza-making gf
>>340716302
>who else
>>340716283
don't do it
At least once a year, I like to make some of my Kevin's famous chili
>>340716383
oh, that is funnier.
alright then.
>>340716302
Not me, my family died and i'm living with the real life version of the Dursleys. I'm happy for you though, congratulations.
you guys will never experience a true cuisine like raw ramen noodles
>>340715668
This looks like a sketch on the tim and eric show, the fuck
>>340716515
>YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH HARRY
>>340716498
is there a joke where you aren't Kevin?
>>340716256
>Live in southern California
>Get the great Mexican food without having to live in MexicoI do have to live in Southern California, however
Is this Jack guy /ck/ version of DSP?
>>340713454
>>340712858
>>340712690
>>340712393
Crossposters are the worst, especially if they only visit the board for "le epic memes" and "how to improve my ramen" shit.
>>340716528
there was like a half year stretch when i was 13 where i would sprinkle the seasoning on the raw noodles and eat them like that. not sure why i did that.
>>340716530
what's the deal with that show anyway? is it required to be american to find that shit funny
>>340716606
>>Live in southern California
>>Get the great Mexican food without having to live in Mexico
>without having to live in Mexico
>southern California
>>340716528
Looks like a good J U S T picture.
What's the context?
>>340713068
It's pretty common to eat raw minced meat in germany.
>>340716528
>mfw I have
That feel, horrible.
>>340716624
Hey man, you have some valid points, but remember that moot's last wish before leaving was that 4chan would stop the crossboarder hate
Save the hate for reddit shits
>>340716640
When I was 10 I would make sandwhiches with balogne, ketchup, and pate.
I'm not actually sure why I thought that ever tasted good.
>>340716301
I figured I'd split the difference and just offer him Doritos
>>340716528
>>340716640
I know this feel.I still do it if I'm really lazy.
>>340716681
Can't argue with racist /pol/ memes
>>340713280
I've always loved these. This is actaully probably why I love E3
>Asian man furiously drumming with wiimote.webm
>>340715668
i'm literally in fucking tears laughing and my sides are in orbit what the fuck did i just watch
>that blank thousand yard stare
>the camera focused on the microwave
>the three ingredients
I can't fucking breathe
>>340716594
Fuck you it's not funny, any other guy would have already snapped and go on a shooting spree. Good thing i have my video games and my memories to escape reality.
>Really hungry
>Make two packets of ramen at the same time
>Eat about half of it
>Throw the rest away
Guess I wasn't that hungry
>>340716819
>mcchicken
>>340716775
You were a kid, you thought all of weird shit tasted good. Like eating rice with ketchup
>>340716889
How old are you? Why don't you just leave?
>>340716515
Sorry to hear anon.
>hahaha put teh bacons on everything xDDD :3
Literally cringe tier.
>>340716907
1 McChicken 1 mcDoubld back in the day. Gotta get some variety and dine on a budget
>>340709353
>Cheat week
Lmao never gonna make it.
>>340716815
>racist
>Mexico is a race
>>340716530
they got inspiration from real life shit like that.
>>340716815
But, taken as the whole state, in California whites are no longer a majority. Once you add in the demographic distribution of Northern California being mostly white.. ah fuck it.
>>340716984
Pizza is replacing bacon in being the most overrated memefood
>>340715963
$1 bread
$1 soup
$2.50 cheese
Okay, you're right. Butter would def put it over.
>>340716143
Sounds like a fun guy.
>>340714074
I like you
>>340716772
Crossposters ruin entire boards. And moot works for google now, and completely lost his touch with 4chan ages ago.
>>340716998
>you
>not a racist pedant
>>340715668
I'M LOSING MY SHIT WHAT ISSSS THIS
>>340715968
>speak to someone
>yell at them for looking in your direction as you're speaking to them
Between this and making the act of warming foodstuffs into other foodstuffs a miserable experience makes me wonder how one man can be such an asshole.
>>340717181
Race and nationality are two different things no matter how much meme arrows you throw at me.
>>340716656
Adult Swim's demographic is stoned teenagers that will laugh at literally anything
how did this turn into the hypest thread on /v/ atm?
>>340716320
>complains about stringy
>posts soggy, ham-looking nonsense
c
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p
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>>340717439
Race doesn't exist among humans no matter how racist you try to be on the internet.
>>340717563
if race doesn't exist, then how is it even possible to be racist? by that logic he isn't doing anything.
>>340715961
You forgot the pickles
>>340717631
>>340717563
R E K T
E
K
T
>>340717563
Then you can't call me racist now son.
>>340717130
Yeah, he was the fun uncle. He once tricked me into a birthday spanking (because that's a thing we do in the South) by saying he was gonna give me $5 and he promised it wasn't a trick. I didn't believe him, but my mom supported his claims soSMACK SMACK SMACKGODDAMMIT
>>340717631
It's an outdated term still used in common nomenclature so I used it.
>>340716614
yes
Would have posted this half an hour ago but I was playing catch up reading the thread
Probably dead now.I would like to try this
>>340716295
That ain't a taco, it's just a folded pizza
>tfw cant cook
I dont know where to start
Post some goat local food
>>340717914
I acknowledge your post, anon.
>>340717975
Nigga u blind? It's a folded pizza with all the taco fixin's crammed inside, and I want one
>>340717987
Eggs. Always start with eggs. Easiest to learn, hardest to fuck up, and cheapest to experiment with. I like to add meat and diced potatoes to mine, or at least garlic powder or Mrs. Dash Italian seasoning
>>340713619
I have a bunch, you'll have to show up to find out.
I can also bet you this won't be the best stream, not at all. It just for messing around and chatting really.
>>340717631
Hello? Police? I just witnessed a murder.
>>340716984
>hahaha put teh bacons on everything xDDD :3
So is typing like this, even ironically
So
Why do hipsters hate bacon now?
Bacon is fucking strange that American Bacon and Australian Bacon are very different things
>>340718585
I think American bacon and literally every other kind of bacon are different things.
We like to tease Canada because they call ham "bacon." Silly Mounties.
>>340718680
Canadian bacon isn't bacon.. it's LIIIIESSSS
>>340718680
Australian bacon is really THICKER
>>340718585
Hipsters hate bacon because hipsters spent so long loving bacon.
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