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WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST LEAVE HIM ALONEHE WAS GONNA FARM THE REST OF HIS LIFEFUCK


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WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE

HE WAS GONNA FARM THE REST OF HIS LIFE

FUCK
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muh emotions
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>get involved with outlaws
>claim you're reformed and go after them
>not expecting them to come after you until you're dead
Shit's like turning on the mafia or Yakuza.
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>>340675241
he had a irredeemable past, he was beyond scum
his death was quick and more than he deserved
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>>340675241
A violent death for a violent life.
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He was the last living memory of the nastiest old West gang. A loose end, if you wanna call it that.
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>>340675241
All he had to do was active Dead Eye.
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>>340675937
but he did
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>>340675365
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YOUR HANDS UPON
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Never forget my dickbag friend spoiled Marston dying in the end the day of release because he thought it'd be funny.

We're actually not friends anymore.
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>>340676264
Sorry to hear that

I was lucky I didn't get spoiled

>>340675756
>>340675797
Ross, pls go
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he a good cowboy he dindu nuffin

he goin to da farm gettin his life back in the saddle
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>>340676264
>people spoiling to be whacky and funny
makes my blood boil
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>>340675994
>>340675937

>mfw realizing rockstar only let you activate dead eye to premptively fuck off a wave of 'he should have just activated dead eye xD' meme comics
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>>340675937
you still had six shots before running on empty

they were with more
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Does Rockstar hate the US government or something? I feel like any US officials are presented in a bad light in all of their games.

Not complaining there, though.
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>>340675937

john didn't walk out of the barn to confront anyone, he walked out to die
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He was never, ever gonna escape
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>>340676434
>>340676459

Yeah it hurt because the game ended up my favorite of all time but I just went through the whole thing with YOU DIE AT THE END nagging in the back of my mind.

People who spoil shit like that are honestly scum.
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>>340676912

The good government agents tend to be killed off pretty quickly, like in that one mission in GTA V.

Speaking of which, is there gonna be a expansion pack any time soon? The only updates I'm seeing is for GTA Online which I don't care about, I just want more single player content.
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>>340676912
it's only logical to present the opposition in a negative manner, especially considering you're a criminal in almost every game they make
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>>340676912

if you're going to be playing as a criminal, it's imperative that rockstar paints your characters main opposition (authority) in as bad a light as possible so that you can sympathize with who you're playing as

this is why the prefects in bully are such shit-heads, the police in san andreas are corrupt, the cops from vice city are such violent assholes, the government in red dead redemption use john like a toy, and so on
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>>340675756
>>340675797
It is in forgiving that we are forgiven, friends.
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>>340676912
yes
rockstars are run by britbongs
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>>340675241
The best part is how you fought of hordes of guys twice as big multiple times throughout the game
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>>340677214
GTA V still had Dave alive at the end, he was pretty cool
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>>340676678
or, you know, to add suspense and cinematic tension once the player realized that using it was futile
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>>340677378
This shit always gets me. If you're going to kill the main character in a cutscene, it has to be by something that they wouldn't be able to beat in gameplay.
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>>340677378
See
>>340676991
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>>340677494

Yeah, but he's technically corrupt as fuck. On a objective level, the only decent character was that spanish dude investigating into Steve Hanes and Dan's shannigans. And he got headshot right away.
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>implying he would just be content farming the rest of his life
>implying he wouldnt be killing people even as an old man
>not being familiar with the film Unforgiven

Found the pleb, it's OP.
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>>340677541
I love how they give you a last ditch chance to try deadeye all of the soldiers. Is it even possible to kill them all?
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>>340677749
yeah you kill them all and live happily ever after playing farmville
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>>340676991
You fight against insane odds throughout the whole game, including an actual army. This is the only valid interpretation.
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>>340677749
Nope. I tried it with that high-capacity pistol.

If you mark all of them, deadeye just shuts off, and you don't take anyone down.
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>Your hands upon, a dead mans gun and you're, looking down, the sights
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>>340677749
I remember someone on /v/ tried switching to the Evans Repeater but it turned off Deadeye and he just looked like a retard at the end
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>last mission as Jack
>hogtie Ross' wife and molotov the cabin
>lasso his brother and drag him through the Rio Grande
>find Ross, duel using the 1911 despite maining the Double Action the whole game
>fire every bullet in the magazine in Ross' gut
>the very same 1911 he gave Pa
Remember my family.
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>>340677541
canonically, whenever Marston faces a horde of enemies it's always in a wide place with breathing room. The barn is literally a choke point where he could be shot like a fish in a barrel.
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>>340676912
>Does Rockstar hate the US government or something?


well they are based in the UK, so yes.
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>>340677992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-fZOxz14T8
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>>340678057
Good point
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>>340676991
this. him and his family would be hunted forever if he didn't die
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>>340677378
Surely he could have held them off from the upper level of the barn, or thrown molotovs out.
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Post that video with the alternate ending.
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>At the very end as Jack Marston
>Finally find and kill Ross
>*guitar twang* RED DEAD REDEMPTION

Man, what a game
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>mfw britcucks are STILL mad about being BTFO in 1776
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>>340677749
No, but if you are good enough, you can take a good number down with you.
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>>340678041
>bury me not on the lone praire
>where the coyotes howl and the wind blows free
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>>340678057
>>340677947
>>340677749
>>340677541
>>340677378
Congratulations on missing the point you fuckboys. He wanted to die so they would stop hunting his family. If he'd killed them all more would come
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>>340675241

Why is Marston the most likable character in Rockstar history (and one of gaming as well).

Cant think on a more based character in vidya
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>>340675937
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS
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>>340678487
Maybe you just lack a father figure, he was really dumb for an adult.
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>>340678487
because he was hunted by his past and was forced to make it right (unlike niko, who kept on being a criminal)
that makes for a badass and also humble personalty with lots of development
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>>340678487
Because he was a good guy at heart, who nonetheless did many bad things throughout his life. He was likeable but flawed, realistic. Just like a normal human person.
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>>340678105
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>>340678297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSPosYP-bDg
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>>340678574
Yeah, because only a flawless character can be likeable, huh?

Retard.
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>>340678574

My father was killed when i was a child... so maybe?

I dont think he was dumb for a videogame character tho, considering the rest of the characters in the game...
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>RDR 2 announced

>Overtards are going to spam ITSHIGHNOON over and over again.
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>>340677262
>this is why the prefects in bully are such shit-heads
Actually they were toned down a lot from the concepts we got. The worst they do is call you names, but they never abuse their authority. Some of the teachers are total shit-heads though.
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>>340678823
All you had to do.
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>was a bandit and killed god knows how many innocents
>tried to make it right when justice came for him
>thought he had paid his debts but in reality the blood of the innocents would never leave his hands
>justice finally comes for him and he accepts

I got angry when he just accepted it but I realize it would have been unfair for him to just go on living.
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>>340675241
>Why didnt they leave him alone.
On the last mission with them, they tell you the government is changing, and so was the world.

The ones who shot him down had marshals badges on, Texas Law came to town.
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>>340678823
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>imploring
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>>340675937
>>340678057
>>340677541
>>340677378

Marston walked out to die. He knew that they would always hunt him and his family as long as he lived. He could never own land or a business. He would have no way to make an honestly living. He would either have to always be on the run with his family committing robberies again like the old days and make them criminals as well, or give his family a chance to start new. Maybe give his son a better start than he had.

The only way to protect them was to die.

[Spoiler] Which makes it even fucking sadder that his son throws it all away for revenge.
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>>340675241
Everyone gets what's coming to them.

As John himself said, "Some men just have to die".
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>>340679331
I'm glad I fucked up my spoiler.
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>>340678945
>bringing something else up that's unrelated just so you can shit on them.
Le high noon
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>>340679331
Spoken like a true coward.
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>>340679331
Could have moved to Canada though
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>>340675241

farmers are mass murderers. they kill millions of rodents every month not to mention the countless lives of plants lost.
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>>340678417
This guy gets it.
If he didn't die there, it'd never end. He quit the gang and started up the ranch to live a normal life; if he didn't end things there, his family would end up outlaws and it would just keep going until they all ended up dead.
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>>340678314
This game was fucking perfection.
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>yfw Red Dead Redemption was referring to Jack
>yfw John ultimately failed trying to prevent his son from living the life of violence like he himself had
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>>340677074
It really is sucky. When someone does that, they take something from you that you can never get back. They literally can't repay it
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>>340678487
He was a bad boy and a good man.
A humble badass with a good head on his shoulders. Not to mention, he was quick with the bants: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hSEwy8ZORc
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>>340678574
Considering a lot of people in the old west didn't grasp basic literacy, Marston was a reasonably smart guy. He could get by on his own wits.
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>>340675241
>he didn't get the hidden ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSPosYP-bDg
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>>340676912
Yes, many of their games involve government corruption which is why they made the twist in GTA V that the part of the government you were specifically working for WASN'T corrupt for once.
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Fuq this game was GOOD.
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Friends!
Hard-working souls of ... /v/!

Gather round, gather round.

Do you suffer from Autism? Leddit?
Acute, chronic, sciatic, neurologic, or inflammatory shitposting?
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>>340678823
>It's real
Holy fucking shit
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>>340678574
He was an orphan in wild west america, back when going to school was more of a strong suggestion then a liability.

A big part of his character is how despite being street smart he's book dumb and how this contrasted with his son who before growing up to avenge his father was the opposite.
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The games name was Red Dead Redemption

>hes dead
>hes red (from blood)
>all the people he killed got the redemption from his death

stick to comicbook movies, kiddos
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>>340678314

>tfw my ShitBox 360 is dead
>tfw don't care to buy another console as I'm a PC gaymer
>tfw this game will never ever on PC
>tfw PS3 emulation is in early stages and doesn't run this game

Why live...

I just wanna play through the story one more time...
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>>340679651
John was sent to fucking Mexico to kill some of his companions.

You don't think after he killed a bunch of federal agents they would bother to send someone to Canada?
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>>340678823
>Marston family secret technique
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>not playing the alternate ending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSPosYP-bDg
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My ex-gf bought GOTY RDR on PS3 and I have the copy. Been wanting to replay but I heard some shit about the PS3 version sucking.
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the protagonist dying at the end is without a doubt the biggest hackneyed cop out move you can pull in a work of fiction
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>>340681063
I'm pretty sure they're both exactly the same.
PS3 version got an extra gang hideout / outfit though.
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>>340681063
its not that bad it just has way less grass
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>>340681063
some grass patches are gone

it's nothing worth buying a 360 for if you already have a PS3
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>>340681178
Most of the time, sure.

Except in RDR it was basically foreshadowed during the entire story.
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>>340676912
Yes, brits hate americunts and Rockstar and GTA began life in Glasgow, thus the negative portrayal.
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>>340681178
Anon, it's okay to be sad. That's all that ever could have happened to John.
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>>340681513
>Rockstar began in Glasgow

How have they never done an Irish gang game
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How is Undead Nightmare?

I loved RDR, but I never got round to playing it.
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>>340681063
Framerate is worse on ps3
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>>340681657
Wouldn't have much appeal to America I imagine. Shame because they would probably make it pretty interesting. IRA campaigns in 70s London would be cool.
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>>340681063
its alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrH8_tw1rk
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>>340681691
Completely redeemed the boring post game. In fact I'd say it's one of the best DLC's from that generation period.
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AND NOW I KNOW THE ONLY COMPASS THAT I NEED
IS THE ONE THAT LEADS BACK TO YOU
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>>340678041
I didn't kill any of Ross's acquaintances.

The thought didn't even cross my mind, actually but even if it had I wouldn't have done it.

No one but yourself should suffer the consequences of your actions.

Maybe it's why Ross didn't kill Jack and Marston's wife.
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>Our time has passed, John.

What did he mean by this?
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>>340681813
>Wouldn't have much appeal to America I imagine.

But Americans love claiming to be Irish and wholeheartedly supported IRA scum on that basis alone
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>kill all your friends to save your family
>sacrifice yourself for a better life for your son
>His quest for vengeance against his father's killer drives him into the same life mistakes you made

Must feel bad desu senpai
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No Lose ends
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>>340679485
How do you mean?

The whole game is shades of morality. John is sent to kill his old friends and essentially was only one misstep from still being one of them.

At the same time the government official sending John is corrupt, and abusing his power to send John on this journey. However this doesn't change the fact that all his friends really are outlaws who have committed horrible crimes and need to be brought to justice.

John wanted to have a clean slate and do honest work. But he had committed the same crimes as all the rest. In his new life he would be one of the people he formerly robbed and killed.

John dies to give his son Jack who had an education and something of a family a new and better start.

Jack becomes a murderer to kill the now retired official who killed his father and becomes the outlaw he never wanted him to be.

R u implyin I wouldn't shoot the man who killed my father?

It's revenge and he is a murderer but it doesn't make it right. But bein' right isn't always the most important thing.
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DUDE SYMBOLISM LMAO
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>>340682228
That's not symbolism that's the actual fucking devil in human skin.
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>>340675241
>WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE

Because the wild west had to die, anon
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>>340682081
You mean Bostonians

Most of us don't care.
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>>340679331
You can find a book in GTA V written by J. Marston, pretty safe to say Jack went on to become an author after avengine John.
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>>340682228
That was his subconsciousness
He knew he was going to die soon and it drove him partially insane
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>>340682423
nice theory man u should make a youtube vid about it
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>>340675607
Dutch's gang didn't come after John, the gubment did.
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>>340682228
Is that the there will be blood guy
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>>340682382
I don't think it's pretty safe to say that.
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>>340682081
>IRA
>Scum

Haha okay. Fuck the Queen.
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>>340682291
>Devil
>Not God
>Being a degenerate outlaw and ruin Johns chances of becoming a better person
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>>340682072
"You cant be a free man living life as you please, you have to play by the rules."
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>post yfw Mexico
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>>340679331
You can press CTRL+S to summon spoilers
;^)
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>>340681657
>>340681813
>there will never be a GTA set in 1970s Belfast
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSPosYP-bDg
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>>340682674
Mexico was boring.
Just put the poncho on and got through the missions there as quick as possible.
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>>340682594
>3 piece black suit with a fucking top hat
>wiry moustache
>piercing eyes
>tells him "it's a good spot" to his future grave site
>"I'm an accountant in a way"
>picture of him in marstons house
>can't be killed once the stranger missions are done

Maybe old testament god, but I'm leaning with the devil.
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>>340682764
GAHND TEFT AUTOW.
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Fuck this game was so good. I remember seeing full blown trailers for this at the cinema around release date. My dad said it looked cool. He hates videogames.

>>340682764
> Doing gun runs in rural Armagh.
> Recon in Sandy Row with a car full of republican pals.
> Revenge murders by the U.V.A on the Falls road

Fuck. It would be so good.

>>340682868
Hi Jamie Bryson, shoulda known you would be on /v/ you are such a shitposter.
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>>340682674
Mexico was actually my favorite part of the game. I was surprised when I heard that a great many people felt it to be the weakest segment.
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>>340682674
>Uncle has lover he frequently visits in Mexico
>Ask me if I'm nice enough to give away one of my Xbox games for his little cousin
>Kid doesn't have that many good games
>Decide to let him keep my copy of RDR
Kinda regret it desu.
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>>340676129
A DEAD MAN'S GUN, AND YOU'RE
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>>340682585
Except it is. We're unlikely to ever get a continuation of Jack's story since the wild west was dying when he became an adult, and would've been totally eradicated by the time he reached John's age. You're not forced to go around killing people and robbing banks as Jack unless you want to, his story ends with him avenging John. Anything that happens after is conjecture, and the book he wrote is all we have to go on.

It's not a lot, but it's much more likely that he followed his dream of becoming an author after killing Ross than it is that he just became an outlaw for the five years he would've been able to before that kind of life just stopped being possible.
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>>340682817
Same. I took a fairly long break with the game because I found it so boring there. That was the first time I ever bothered fast traveling in the game. I just wanted to get on with it.
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>>340680372

Best character, always used the Monopoly Man in multiplayer.
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>>340678314
>"Finally at last I got my Red Dead Redemption!"
can't believe they put that line there
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>>340681657
Probably cause Glasgow is in Scotland
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>>340682228
>people dont know who that is supposed to be

Anyone who isnt born yesterday and watched old movies about the wild west know what that scene refers to.
But I guess kids just watch A Fistful of Dollars and pretend to be fans of the genre.
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>>340683231

same thing
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>>340682592
That's actually a great point, I've changed my mind
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>>340683008
I liked Mexico's environment and John's adjusted dialogue and butchered attempted Spanish but the whole main quest line of having to help the rebels and then the government sucked. I know it was supposed to be a reference to the whole classic Yojimbo thing but it was just poorly done and I hated both sides.

His poncho is pretty god tier though.
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>>340683231
And America is in another continent? Doesn't stop them making a game around the States.

I think he is referring to the Troubles having a profound effect on the whole of the UK.
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>>340682674
Landon Rickkets does not resolve the fact that it's too big, boring and full of otherwise completely unlikeable characters.
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>>340682552
No, he's got no milkshake
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>>340683231
Yeah but, as usual, the Irish cause trouble wherever they go
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>>340678085
Well specifically they are Scottish. And the Scottish hate absolutely everyone. They hate themselves the most but a game taking the piss out of scotland wouldnt sell as well as a game taking the piss out of America.
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>>340675241
Bad people don't deserve to grow old and have a happy ending.
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>>340683101
Please post your deep mario lore in other threads.

This cute little wink is just that and nothing more. Keep your fanfic to yourself.
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did anyone else kill the Edgar's wife, brother, and then him? Felt edgy man.
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>>340675241
If people found out that the gubmint was working with one of the most notorious outlaws around, political careers could get ruined.

That's why Marston died.
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>>340675365
I never noticed he had a telephone on his head before.
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Undead Nightmare would have been massively improved if at then end, it had been revealed that it was Older Jack sat around a campfire telling the story.
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>open barn door
>fuckton of cavalry soldiers
>deady eye pops
>realize the futility
>start to tear up
>just let it happen
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>>340682081
>everything you just said
You fucking what? Most Americans know nothing of anything involving the ira and the care for the Irish people goes as far as "red hair is different so I'll suck thay guys dick IMMEDIATELY" while having no knowledge of the ira.
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>>340684047
>Not fighting till the very end
Fucking coward.
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>>340682674
That horrible spanish VAs
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>>340679482
I want to feed D.Va Doritos and Mountain Dew!
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>>340684069
>no knowledge of IRA
>supported them anyway because "I'm 1/20th Irish"

Don't see these being contradictory desu
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>>340684167
it's already over. no need to fight. those soldiers don't even know why they're shooting at you. and ross isn't there to shoot.
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>>340683698
I'm Scottish, and you're dead wrong. The only cunts we hate are the Scottish. Everyone else, we equally deride with satire and pastiche, the same as ourselves.

Just take one look at stuff like Still Game, Chewin The Fat and Limmy's Show and you'll see exactly how we see ourselves and the wider world. Daft as fuck.

America is easy as source material for creating comedy, because its pretty much a parody of itself without even realising it
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i still find it stupid how you murder like 100 army goons before they get you. and then it's supposed to be so impactful, like he didn't have it coming.
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>>340684360
Calm down, Jock. I can feel your hate from here.
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>>340683763

Not that poster, but ???????????

Is this the summer meme everyone is talking about? Because this poster is fucking retarded.
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>>340684453
I meant we hate the English. Fuck. Every time I think about them, my blood boils and I lose vision.
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>>340684047
>open the barn door and get fucking cut down before I finish my deadeye properly because it just cuts off mid way

>replay the whole mission so I can get as many of those fuckers as possible
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>>340684350
Fordham is there, though.
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>>340684371
>you murder like 100 army goons before they get you
you kill maybe like 5-6 if you go to the objective areas instead of sitting behind a wall shooting infinitely respawning soldiers
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Ok time to replay this game
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>>340684557
>and I lose vision

No, thats either the whiskey abuse or the fat in your veins due to the Mars bar fritters cutting off the blood supply to your optic nerves.
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>>340680164
I really don't know why I laughed
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>>340684360
>you're dead wrong

Well, not really mate, the only thing you disagree with him about is Scots hating the Scots more than they hate anyone else.
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>>340675365
Why do I find this image so funny?
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>>340682674
>the music that plays as you cross the border over the hill
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>>340684663
>tfw can't drink alcohol because of a medical condition that'd stop my heart if I did
>haven't eaten a deep fried mars bar in my life

I'm a false Scot. I feel shame.
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Who teared up when this song started playing as you entered Mexico?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY
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>>340684645
You got the Xbox version?

Why not PC?

Oh that's right;

N E V E R
E V E R
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>>340682764
I dont want to drive shitty british cars
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>>340676264
>mfw friend spoils end of dexter season 3 to me
>spoil RDR's ending for him in turn
>he has never forgotten it

yeah fuck you too ben
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>>340684591
Dang. Time to replay and unload all bullets into him.
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>>340684775
Is that in addition to the regular shame that every Scot feels?
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>>340683115
>Get into a game of poker
>We're all zombies
>One Nigel
>BUGGERATION
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>>340684761
>if you step off the path even for a second, the music stops and you can never hear it again

RUINED
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>>340684645
Thanks for the money, anon ;)
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>>340684782
good thing I still own my cuckbox
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Anyone else got a boner when skinning animals?
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>>340684781
When the mission to get there ended I was on a new horse, but I wanted my horse, so I got off and the song stopped immediately so I never heard it.

Didn't even know about it until after I finished the game and looked up the soundtrack.
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>>340684829
dexter was shit and you definitely did a deeper sin

hopefully one day a firing squad will be your fate
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>>340684807
>implying that flying around in a Ford Escort Cosworth wouldnt be fucking amazing

Anon please.
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>>340684854
That's the Scottish Cringe. The deep embarrassment felt by our own culture. See You Jimmy hats and terrible football performance at national level.
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>>340684530
It's a fucking nod for christs sake. You wouldn't say that doom takes place in the elder scrolls because there was a nod to skyrim in it.
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>>340682072

>tfw we will never enter an age like the old west again
>there will never be gunslingers
>marston and dutch were part of a dying breed

fuck i wish this game was on pc
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>>340684775
Do you at least consume your daily quota of Irn Bru?
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>>340678823
>>340682789
>>340680985
>>340680164
Fuck's sake, people.
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>>340683763
Your point is moot regardless of your disdain towards the other anon. Nobody knows what he goes on to do after the game is over and any theory has the possibility of being true, but seeing as they put that "wink" in GTA V, then it's much safer to assume that is what Rockstar had intended rather than living his life as a cowboy in a world that no longer needs them.
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>>340678823
NIGERUN DAYO
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>>340683279
>implying spaghetti westerns and eastwood aren't superior to hollywood westerns

WHOAH THERE
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>>340685118
Nah, I had to give up on that because it was ruining my teeth. I drank at least 4 litres a day in my teens, every day, for about 6 years.

Had to give it up when the cavities got strong.

At least I can say I drank enough for a lifetime.
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>>340685081
doomguy CONFIRMED a resident of Tamriel
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>>340676912
Not in San Andreas.
Quite the opposite, in fact.
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>>340678823
Is this actually in the game? How have I never seen this!
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>>340684997
Man, I just cant fucking rustle you.

Well done Jock. You have earned my respect.
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>>340685094
>>there will never be gunslingers

There never were gunslingers, anon. It was just Hollywood
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>>340683763
You can kill someone without basing the rest of your life around killing more people, and it was for a just cause
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>>340684069

He's just projecting his insecurities on the rest of America because he feels like he has no cultural identity, despite his actual culture being one of the greatest and most influential cultures that will ever grace the planet.

American culture is so prevalent, encompassing and ingrained in the lives of so many people, it's easy to forget that it even exists. It's like breathing. Everyone on the planet wears jeans, there are fast food restaurants everywhere, everybody likes to think they're the greatest shit since sliced bread (another American invention).

inb4 some salty third worlder tries to argue against me using their American-invented internet. Some day you're just going to have to accept that America really is #1.
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I got it for xbox one when they accidently made it backwards compatible.

Should I play it?
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>>340685094

The old west was alot more boring than you think.

They only had shootouts maybe twice a week.
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>>340684807
Shitty British cars were C U T E
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>>340685304

yeah but people still used big ass revolvers and shit and wore cool dusty outfits

and chances are there were some pretty fast gunhands out there

>>340685635
true, it was more like bone tomahawk probably

good movie if you like westerns
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>>340685583
>American-invented internet

Doing good until this.
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>>340685124
>>340685378
Do you know what you can do in Red Dead Redemption after Jack becomes a murderer?

You can kill more people, rob banks, steal and generally do anything John did. You even get new dialogue for certain things if you do them as Jack instead of John.

Know what you can't do?

Settle down and become an author.
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Why isn't it backwards compatible yet, I just want to replay it
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>>340685869
Because people will bitch if there's no way to play after the story's done.

Bethesda released a shitty DLC just to fix that problem with Fallout 3.

The changed dialogues were to keep things consistent.
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>John dies
>expect the game to end then and there

>you're now playing as Jack
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>>340675607
Did you even play the game?
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>>340685797
But it was, anon.

You might be thinking of the World Wide Web, which is different and was invented by a British bloke.
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>>340685949
because it will be a preorder bonus for RDR2
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>>340685583
>calls others insecure
>writes all this unrelated shit for literally no reason to try and boost his ego

okay lol
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>>340675365
>emotions are for the weak
>my emotions were taken away from me when I was bullied and rejected relentlessly in middle school
>it only made me a stronger shinobi!
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>>340683448
America is the continent you fag. The actual country is named United States.
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>>340685992

>you're playing as Jack
>get revenge on your father's killer

Fucking satisfying. And honestly, the game is depressing as fuck. Seeing them all dead, father mother and uncle, and knowing Jack is all that's left of the family. It's damn depressing. The game leaves you with bittersweet revenge. It's a better story than that fucking TLOU I'll tell you what.
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>>340685992
On the one hand, it was nice to have that continuation, as well as the new voice clips for stranger missions.

On the other hand, Jack was a bit of a shit.
WORK YA DAMN NAG
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>>340685583
>pride is an american invention

meh tier bait
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>>340683149
This meme is dumb. Act like retards to have more retard traffic it's how we got here.
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>>340675241

>thought the game was all done and I could just free roam as jack
>notice a new stranger mission
>Nuture or Nature? trophy
>blowing that son of a bitch away into the mexico river
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>>340675607
?

But they didn't come after him, John went after them and had already wiped them all out. Sorry that you didn't play the game.
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>>340685992
>and then John was a zombie
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>>340686137
No one cares, Pepe.
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>>340685583
You haven't traveled the world much pal. The majority of the world doesn't give a flying fuck about America. Never have and never will.
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>>340685118
Irn Bru is too fucking good, I love eating chocolate oranges and using Irn Bru to wash it down.
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>>340686251
And where is "here"?
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>>340686107
>shinobi

Back off, dishonorable criminal.
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>>340683717

John wasnt bad, he just didnt havethat much of a choice.

He lived his life with the choices he had.
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>>340686324
That sounds fucking toxic but I want to try it
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>>340686303
Shut up queer bait.
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>>340675241
>>340675937

> it's high noO-GUHHH
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>>340686273
>Wanted to wear the outfit John wears on the cover, the elegant suit with no jacket
>It never shows up in-game
>Finally get it in the zombie DLC
>Only zombie John gets to wear it
FUCK YOU ROCKSTAR
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>>340681063
>>340681227
The GOTY version on Xbox comes with the extra hideout and outfit and is the only version to have hardcore mode
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He had to pay for the wrongs he did. Once an outlaw, always an outlaw.
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Did anybody not btfo Ross and his family?

I can't imagine anyone was cool with lettin him live.
>>
Who /NeverFinishedFiveFingerFilet/ here?

I am so shit at that kind of mini-game
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>>340686689
Why murder his brother and wife, though? That's not what John would have wanted for you, Jack.
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>>340686784
Five Finger Fillet is fine, but FUCK Horseshoes.
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>>340686689
I only killed Ross. Why would I kill the others? There is no evidence of wrongdoing on their parts.
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>murdering his family
John wouldn't want that.
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>>340687026
>>340687087
>>340687161

It's like you fags aren't even outlaws. He fucked with your family. You fuck with his.
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>>340685797
America did invent the internet

IP addresses under IPv4 and 6 are distributed by the DoD
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>>340687161
>murdering anyone

John didn't want that either.
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>>340680920
British tended to shoot them
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>>340686186
>the family farmhouse is now entirely empty except for when Jack comes around to it every once in a while

I don't know why but seeing it like that makes me feel
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>>340686784
Fuck this minigame.
I'd rather play Liar's Dice.
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>>340684591
I think that was just a guy that looked like him
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Is the multiplayer on ps3 completely dead?
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>>340685869
Gameplay isn't canon.
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>>340687337
>liars dice
>not the best minigame in rdr
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>>340687195
>Kill his family
>He never finds out about it because you kill him straight afterwards

Great punishment
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>>340687424
>best minigame
Nah, that's poker.
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>>340687437

That's why you hogtie them and bring them to him. You'd make a shitty revenge killer, anon. Where my Koreans at ITT? They know about vengeance.
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>>340687437
>a grave for John
>a grave for Abigail
>a grave for Uncle

the way i saw it, Ross's family had 3 graves to fill
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>>340687331
>Farmhouse is empty and silent
>Walk over to the graves of John, Abigail and Uncle
>It starts raining
>Get attacked by a cougar
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>>340687585
does anything special happen if you hogtie his family and bring them?
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>>340685869
So you're saying since you can't do it in the endgame, that there's no chance it will ever happen in later games? Are you an actual retard?
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>>340686423
this looks like fun, hope you don't mind crashing this party
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Did anyone else read the newspapers?

Lol Irish.
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>>340687907
with no survivors
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>>340679915
You have the option to decide how Jack's life progresses. You can not do the final quest at all if you want, and just pretend it all ended there. You can duel the guy that got your dad killed, which in itself isn't illegal or particularly wrong. (at least back then dueling was more of a neutral thing, I doubt anyone would've gotten the law about two men dueling on even ground. The dude agreed to duel you after all).

You can also go full revenge and kill everyone who was involved in the killing of your father. I personally burnt the dude's wife with a fire bottle and shot him to death by the river. Then killed the witness and went on living a life of killing lawmen.

But the fact is you get to choose, and it's not like the game forces you down a particular path. So really you are allowed to make your own redemption. Since you played as John the whole game, you get to decide which of his messages stick with Jack. Either you can try to forget and move on, or you can let your emotions get the better of you. You can kill the last enemy or simply move on.
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>>340687907

>There will never be a game about a bunch of unfit fedora tippers, wielding Asian weapons, dueling each other.
>>
>>340682382
You know some people write books in prison, right? Hell, an even better example:
>there is a book called The Diary of Anne Frank so it is safe to assume that she became an author after World War 2
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>>340685869
You do what you choose to do and we don't know anything about Jack besides his want to get revenge on the sheriff who killed his daddy. He's not a known crime figure and has no signs of being someone with ill intent. He's simply a means to play the game after the story is complete and just like with John, you can be a dick and leave someone on the rail roads, but you can also help people out and keep to yourself. The argument that game play doesn't count sounds bad, but in this case it's absolutely true in regards of the story
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>>340688013
plus the duel was in mexico so even less law to worry about
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>>340688146
what is no more heroes.
>>
Edgar Ross did literally nothing wrong.
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>>340676762
>six shots
only if you had shit taste in hand guns
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>>340688259
Here is your reply.
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>>340682842
>DAMN YOU!
>"Many have."

Yeah, nah. Fuck outta here.
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>>340687907
And then his leg was gone. Poof.
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>>340688146
Glad to see I am not the only one that has had this thought
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>>340688338
MORE
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>>340688574
So (you) want more of the drug eh? You know what you must do
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>>340684953
Edgy little bitch
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>>340683279
i've watched a shitton of westerns and don't get what you're getting at

the closest character i can think of is the sort of pale rider/ high plains drifter protagonists
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>>340687907

even his shadow looks like he's tipping a fedora
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>>340688513
>european sword

Get a load of this pathetic nerd.
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>>340684829
That wasn't a fair exchange tbqh
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>>340687337
>I'd rather play Liar's Dice.

This. Liar's Dice was underrated as fuck. Probably one of my favorite minigames.

If it's not in the sequel, I'm pirating.
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>>340687376
>the gameplay isn't cannon
>some of that gameplay is even cutscenes

>but a book from a completely different game not confirmed to take place in the same universe separated by more than 100 years is cannon

What's it like to be this retarded?
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>>340675365
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>>340689218
Anything you can do that varies from player to player but doesn't affect the story is not canon.
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Best Marston Quote?

>Fuck off boyo, this don't concerns you

>When a man with a singsong voice tells me to fuck off it always concerns me "boyo"
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>>340689218
He means the things you do in free-roam aren't canon. Quit grasping at straws and admit you're the one in the wrong.
>>
>>340687360
>>340684843

He's only there in the cutscene. You can't actually shoot him in the dead eye part.
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>>340675241
>long ass Red Dead thread right before E3

Okay, at least one of you has to be a shill and I fucking love it
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>>340687337
>>340689210
>tfw unwinding with several hours of Liar's Dice and poker after finishing some missions and doing stupid tricks on horseback
>>
>>340687907
This is the whitest person I've ever seen. He's almost glowing in the sun.
>>
>>340675241
Fucking Mcree Mains.
>>
>>340690071
that's no man, that's a skeleton
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>>340689493
This is not actually true. As a general rule it's not good to assume but there are tons of games with choices even optionial ones with "canon" choices.
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>>340689615
YOU COULDN'T HIT THE FLOOR WITH YOUR HAT
THINGS AIN'T LOOKIN' BUENO
>>
>tfw Red Dead and pic related are the only good western games we've ever gotten
>tfw being a western fan before Red Dead and only having the game GUN to satisfy you

I'll never forget Sunset Riders tho
>>
>>340690113
haha! only us overwatch players would get this :P
>>
>>340690281
>being this ass blasted
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>>340690268
>forgetting Wild Guns
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>>340688180
>there is a book called The Diary of Anne Frank so it is safe to assume that she became an author after WW2
That analogy doesn't work. It's called what it is because the diary was found and published after the war, and the title itself doesn't imply that it was written and published by her, only that it was HER diary. Red Dead was written by J. Marston, which could only be Jack since John could barely read, and we know Jack loved to write and read.

>You know some people write books in prison, right?
Yeah, but there's no implication that Jack ever went to prison, only that he wrote a book. He COULD have gone to prison, sure, but I'm sure if that was Rockstar's vision then they would have expanded it in that way. It's more likely they wanted to give him a decent ending rather than a depressing one, and so included a little nod to his story.
>>
>>340690268
Massively underrated, it especially kicks into gear towards the end.
>>
>>340690268
>there will never be a game about the Gunsmoke television series

ijustdontknowanymore.jpg
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>>340684569
>always making sure the mauser pistol is holstered when this part comes up

I'LL KILL ALL YOU SONS OF BITCHES!
>>
>>340679331
pussy

that's not throwing it all away

his revenge was righteous. ross deserved to die
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>>340690268
bound in blood>memeslinger>coj1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the cartel
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>>340690457
All headcanon, anon

And besides that, people put other people's names on things all the time. Jax writing could have been discovered years later and published by someone else under his name. The only thing we have is nod and speculation
>>
>>340678564
FOLLOW THE DAMN DEAD EYE, JOHN
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>>340690658

The first two CoJ games are really mediocre western games.

Gunslinger was the best arcade shooter in like a decade.
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>>340690718
This

Also it could have been written by the Marston family dog
>>
>financially successful
>high critic praise
>everyone loves it
>no sequel
>tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU
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>>340689615
>Look at you, acting all hard and tough as butter.

I still use this one.
>>
>>340691195
not every game needs a sequel. especially RDR.
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>>340687331
Beecher's Hope after the main story really creeped me out for some reason. A lot of areas in this game were actually quite unsettling.
>>
did that rancher lady get raped?
>>
>>340691195
You couldn't really make a sequel to it, seeing as it was set in the dying days of the west.
They'd probably have to go back in time.
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>>340686107
>making fun of people getting bullied and rejected in middle school

Not cool man
>>
>>340688934
>>340688513

>anon why do you have a folder of dudes wielding katana's in their mother's basement?
>>
Why aren't there more Western games /v/?

I get my fix from a shitload of Western novels this one guy has written, he's got like 7 different series and they aren't even that great but I love that they all take place in the same universe and occasionally cross over. One day I'm gonna try to map out the timeline of the whole franchise.
>>
>>340691363
Hope so
>>
RDR is a fucking masterpiece.

I still play the texas hold em minigame sometimes.
Also I have trouble with the ending of the game - how often does the main character truly fail at the end of the game? What Martson wanted more than anything in his life was to make sure his son never had to live a life like his - and yet the credits roll only after Jack has cemented himself into the world of cowboy banditry.
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>>340691727
why
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>>340678397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wfNjf1cWRs
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>>340680810
360 emulator is also in the works, and I believe it is in good progress so far.
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>>340680183
the FIB was corrupt, just not as corrupt as the IAA
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>>340691770
I cheat on purpose hoping to trigger duels.
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>>340675241
I deserved it cause I killed like hundreds of innocent people on my playthrough.
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>>340686263
>aha but you forgot about the plot gang!!


fuck off
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>>340675241
I literally felt nothing on this scene

i was like "oh... i died"

pretty shit game tbqh, and dont you dare call me a pcuck

BB > DeS > DaS2 > DaS > DaS3
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>>340675241
Why didn't he just go out the barns backdoor?
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>>340678823
>that deep breath in while standing alone about to face his end
>that quiet moment to himself
>flees out the fucking backdoor faster than a hungry lion

holy fucking kek my sides
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>>340691960
>DaS2 higher then DaS3


Shit taste
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>>340678041
You didn't want this life for me papa, but I killed them, I kill them all.
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>>340692086
Yep, that sure is what happened moment for moment in that video that we all just watched. How thoughtful of you to plot it out for us in text form
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>>340677662
He would've been content had he not married a whore and instead found Bonnie McFarlane.
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>>340691715
Recommend me some authors. I love shitty pulp novels. I always see a bunch of western novels at thrift stores, I just don't know which to get.
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I wanted to shoot the gun out of Ross hand and knife the bastard, but the game didn't let me.
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>>340688254
You beat me to it
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>>340692419
THIS

I wanted to see some hot Bonnie MacFarlane anal action, but nooo
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>>340691715

Who's the author I'd love some western literature.
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>>340680650
When you 100% the game, it says Redeemed.
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>>340679331
The thing about making a "heroic sacrifice" is that the one making the sacrifice never knows if it's going to work or not, because they're fucking dead and can't see the result

for all he knew, Ross would hunt down his wife and son and kill them too just to make an example of them, or to save himself against future revenge

Marston should have either fled with his family and kept them safe, or used the barn as cover to kill Ross and his men
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Oh bury me not, on the lone prairie.
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>they had the chance to literally dlc this as an extra story
>gone forever
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>>340692319

Whats it like being born without a sense of humor?
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>>340694326
Undead Nightmare is the perfect example of DLC done right though
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>Recent slew of RDR threads makes me want to replay the entire game from start to finish
>My PS3 is on the verge of death

PC, remaster on the current gen consoles, I don't give a fuck. I'd buy it happily.
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>>340683069
LOOKING DOWN THE SIGHTS
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>tfw no PS4 remaster
With so many remasters lately, you'd expect one for something as big as Red Dead
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>>340680372
>mfw intentionally fucking up his tonic exhibitions

God damn I fucking loved West Dickens.
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>>340697486
It'd be one of the few games that deserves a remaster.
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played this game a long time ago, was this the game where you could call your horse while you were sprinting, and it would gallop up next to you and let you jump on?

i keep trying to do that in the witcher 3 and the horse just strolls behind me slowly like 10 feet away
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>>340675241

>kill hundreds of people

>expect peace and forgiveness

all is forgiven in death, at least they left his family alive.
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>>340675365
>>340684754
it gets better
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I still haven't beat this game. Sad part is my Ps3 is no longer accepting discs.
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>>340679331
Why didn't he fled to Mexico with them?
far easier to hide and he was buddies with the new antiamerican dictator
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>>340676991
this, it was the only way to end the cycle of violence... until jack came along and murdered the government asshole but he could not predict that
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>No RDR on PC
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>>340677378
see
>>340676991

If he wanted he would've probably put one hell of a fight and might have even take them out, but then others would've come and so on, he just wanted to stop suffering
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>>340680810
wait for the eventual remaster to hype the next one ( I'm betting they will announce some shit like this on monday)
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>>340691795
Isn't Microsoft working on an official one for Windows 10 or something?
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>>340675241
That is a western for ya

Anti Heroes don't live long past the climax

very pull at the heartstrings kinda shit
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>>340691424
They could make a mexican revolution one (properly this time) with a pancho villa like character raiding american towns and shiet, shit would be cash
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>>340678823
I feel stupid

Very stupid
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>>340691715
Lost Planet 2 has the part where you play hardassed space train raiders and another where you're crazy ass mexican sand pirates who's reaction to seeing a giant battleship is "lets steal it". Theyre pretty cowboyish
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>>340682592
Calm down paddy
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>>340699716
I loved Lost Planet 2 shit was fun as fuck with friends.
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>>340686784
I did, once because gotta get ereything

fuck dat game

>>340687029
>>340687337
Wusses I love horseshoes

Expect the first time I played it when I had the sombrero on and the hat covers the entire screen where i was supposed to be fucking aiming

Good times
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>>340691883
Same. There are some outfit requirements that have you duel, and that's the easiest way
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>>340691715

Tell us the author/series fag. Don't leave us all hanging.
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>>340678417
maybe if he stopped doing story missions they'd stop too.
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>>340683279
what character is he supposed to be an allusion to?
also spaguettis and Eastwood westerns are the GOATs of westerns
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Remember playing it PS3 and having fucking annoying bug resolution or something because it never displayed at 720. Weird enough later got the DLC and didnt had this problem with it.
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>>340697905
I know right?

How the hell could they get it wrong when it was done so well earlier?
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>>340675756
He made a deal and they didn't honor it.

He saved many lives by doing himself what it would have taken a legion of regular men to do.

Also, we give immunity to criminals constantly.
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>>340675241

Because the government needed to show its reach, and he was the last remaining free man of the wild west. He was a gun slinger with a history, and no one would read "government takes down 5 out of 6 gunslingers of old gang" and think the new FBI was effective, they needed a cap stone on it and complete set.

And now you know why no government will ever be just, when appealing to public opinion at the same time as trying to hand out justice...
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>>340682072

It was the end of the free west. The government was encroaching and soon men would need to buy land and be taxed, man to man justice was over, soon comes public opinion and judges and juries, and if you are not one of the in people you are on the way out. The day of the gunslinger and free days are done.
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this was so nice
i wish they would make something with a different setting again

even had likable characters
gta is just too sarcastic you can almost choke on it
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>>340703878
>tfw every modern Rockstar protag is a sarcastic cynical asshole with a dark past.

Marston was the best one though
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>>340704226
claude wasn't


probably
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>>340704308
Claude was just a psychopath
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>>340704226
I liked Niko though, he puts up the airs of a man who just can't let go no matter how much he tries.
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>>340691424
this, the only way it could work is going back to the days of Red Harlow
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>>340679331

Honestly though, this games ending was alright at best.
I mean it makes sense that he did this for his family, but he could have just easily ran to canada or mexico and had a peaceful future with them.
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>we'll never get a prohibition game

Imagine, making moonshine, all the different kinds of guns they can shove into it (from lever actions to bolt actions to submachine guns) and all that shit
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