Winky face
>>340645030
*spurt*
GEE GEE
>Alright! Game face on!
What did she mean by this?
less than three
>>340645251
is she pooping?
>>340645251
>>340645181
>>340645110
>>340645191
pure autism
*sigh* AFK
D.VA is for weeb loners
True alpha males go for Pharahh
>>340645610
>not Mercy
wew lad
>>340645610
What if I like both
>>340645702
>Going after pasty women long past their prime
Spotted the desperate anon
>>340645251
>umaru d.va
Delete this.
>/v/ has turned into tumblr thanks to le Overwatch maymays
Are you all proud of yourselves?
>Less damage mitigation than Rinehardt
>Less mobility than Winston
>Less damage than Piggu.
I really don't understand what her purpose is.
I wanna nerf her so bad.
>>340645851
>make sex
>no babby
What's not to love?
>>340645851
But Pharah's only like five years younger than Mercy
Also Pharah may or may not be a quadriplegic in a battle suit
>>340645894
hello?
>>340645030
I'd be okay with sniffing her anus.
>>340646087
to be cute
>>340646087
She's definitely more mobile than Winston. Being able to control your movement counts for a lot in most situations.
The problem being is that she does less damage than Winston unless people are fellating your guns and you SLOW DOWN when you use them so people tend to back up.
And her critbox is three times the size of most other critboxes so she really can't even win point blank against most characters.
>>340645729
>>340646087
to propel yourself in the air and surprise ultimate a whole team
>>340645281
No, she's being trained to use the potty
>>340645702
>you will never get back from the kirche with your germanwaifu and drink hot chocolate in the cold winter snow
>>340647308
Was making me suicidal part of your plan?
>>340647390
>>340647308
>>340645702
Mercy = Best Ass
>>340646520
The slow down and her range are bullshit. Pretty sure Roadhog is still capable to nearly instagib me on distance where i can safely ignore D.Va.
>>340646087
alright, true answer this time:for porn, which is the main seller of the game
okay guys what if we made a tank alright
But now what if the head hitbox was right in the center of it's body so there was no risk of missing when trying for headshots because you'd still be likely to at least hit her
Okay so now what if we made that head hitbox gigantic
>Wow this tank gets mowed down quickly what's the advantage to the gigantic downsides?
Oh i know, she should have to stop moving to shoot!
>Wow the guns must do a lot of damage then right?
No, keep them painfully weak and inaccurate.
D.va makes me want to play Starcraft 2.
>>340646875
Pharah is best girl.
>>340647196
I want to change D.va's diaper
>>340647618
Oddly enought, D.Va is actually best used as a flanker.
>>340647905
D'va is not for lewd!
>>340647559
I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH STOP IT
Here's how to fix D.varemove her mechs crit hitbox entirely
>cuckwatch
stop
>>340648889
>diaper
ruined.
>>340648707
"She's the sheriff and we're out here! And I just remembered, it's high noon out here!"
>>340648889
wtf?
>>340648707make the mech have health
>>340645851
Mercy is immortal and will keep her hot mom bod for eternity.
>>340648707
Give her jets a fuel bar like phara's pack and she can strafe and go back with them?
>>340647870
The problem is they created this "Tank" designation for characters and then only made 1 character actually a proper "Tank".
Something like "Bruiser" or "Brawler" makes a bit more sense for a name considering most of them are pretty shit at actually tanking damage.
>My brother, Mondatta, did much for them.>But it was not meant to be.
would you sniff d.va's socks?
>>340645030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5B6RvYbHzw
These autistic pictures of D.va as a dumb kid with dorito stains/mountain dew make me legitimately ill.
Dewritos are just so fucking disgusting man.
>>340650598
she's wearing a full body jump suiti'd like for horny anons to cum in her jumpsuit, filling it full, then wear it myself, feeling it's sticky embrace all around me
>>340645251
Too far.
>>340651343
Thanks man
>>340646875
>>340647308
pharmercy is canon
>>340651343
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>>340646087
She's a hard counter to Torbs, Bastions, and would be for snipers if it wasn't for her massive critbox.
>pop defense matrix
>rush target
>dakka until dead
>boost back out
Problem being both her critbox and you don't see the characters she counters much the higher you go up in skill level.
>>340647638
D.o it for D.Va
>>340651848
Fuck off with your lesbian shit.
>winky face
https://youtu.be/4mYZJD_FzV4
>>340651343
that's gay, man
>>340652113
lesbians are better than scum such as you
>>340652113
>>340645702
HEAVENLY DIVINE
I'm not sure if I'm playing badly or not
It's like in some matches I get destroyed completely because my team isn't around
In other games we stick together and destroy them completely
>>340652178It would be, if I was a guy
>>340652063
Except she gets out-dpsed by turrets unless she's right up in their face and if the enemy team is entrenched then you're also running into a crapton more threats, plus Defense Matrix is too short
>>340652428
D.Va gets shit on every time you/your team is outnumbered. Use your jets for mobility, try to chase down isolated squishy targets, use your ult for area denial more than trying to actually kill people.
>>340651343
>>340652619
AY BABY EVER HAD YOUR ASS HOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?
>>340652694
>Except she gets out-dpsed by turrets unless she's right up in their face
That's the whole point. Pop matrix then boost until you are right up in their face. Same with Bastion and snipers, and hope snipers can't get off a critbox hit before they die.
You're correct that she doesn't work well if the enemy team is entrenched, which is part of the reason she isn't seen much competitively.
>>340645610
>>340651278
>>340652694
>>340652718
DELETE
>>340652619
don't you RP as me, bitch
>>340652842
no, have you?
>>340653246
Yeah, why do you think I do it? It's fucking great.
>>340650216
Are sure that would have helped?
It took way too long for people to get that Support didn't mean "Healer"
And they still don't get that "Defense" means the character's ability to hold an area
>>340645702
I wish mercy was my mom
>>340653437
I just think trying to pigeonhole characters into specific classes was a poor idea in general, really.
There's just way too many examples of different characters in the same class roles playing way, way too differently than one another.
Reaper, S76, and Tracer all play wildly different roles despite all being Offense characters.
None of the tanks aside from Reinhardt really do much tanking.
Support is close but still a bit of a mess with Symmetra being more of a defensive support and Zenyatta being an offensive one.
Really the only class that seems to have stuck to its role archetype well is Defense, they're all pretty solidly area-denial/defensive designs, with the exception of the Snipers (mainly Widowmaker).
>>340646423
CHECKED
>>340652113
another triggered shipfag
How do you get triggered by hot lesbians of all things.