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THE WHAT NOW?
>>340629219
Game so bad its telling us to kill itself before release
HACK
>>340629219
>the biggest hack of the century
>execute
>>340629486
re-read.
It doesn't say century
>>340629565
Oh, right.
I guess I just automatically can't be that retarded.
>>340629219
Ubisoft wants us to kill Kojima that's what it says.
We were hackers and stuff!
>>340629219
I'm only seeing one big hack here.
What does the hack even do?
HACK THE PLANET
>>340629762
Scrubs bank transfer numbers, empties caches, and basically makes it possible to lift billions of dollars because they 'disappeared from the system'.
>>340629219
>le hackerz and shiet
>that fucking music
>these fucking clothes
And that's not even a parody or something. Is Ubisoft literally filled with 60 year old women?
>execute the biggest hack of the history
So the goal of the game is to kill Kojima?
SOMEONE SAVE KOJIMA
>execute the biggest hack in history
So this is a game about murdering Todd Howard?
>>340630048
>>340630060
>>340630094
epic, upvoted, to the front page with you!
>>340629762
Turns all white males into progressive SJW muslim black bisexual trans.
>>340630031
Filled with SJWs, maybe?
We get to kill Zack Snyder, nice.
>>340629219
shit he's resurrecting alpha, quick we need to find the gigafreeze program
>>340629219
this image wasnt funny the last time you posted it
on the other hand, this image is funny every time i post it
coincidence?
>>340630540
I don't understand what that picture is supposed to convey.
Surly they meant him.
>>340630540
>>340630670
neither do i
>>340629486
Aiden needs to be the final boss in this one, look at his eyes.
>>340630670
it's a porno game
>>340630670
it's making fun of 4chan's "i hate futa" "i hate furries" porn game some idiots on /vg/ are making
it's awful
>>340630345
Watchmen was good
>>340630735
>>340630741
boring
You kill Kojima.
The biggest fucking hack in history is releasing this fucking game
>>340629219
BLACK PEOPLE
IN MY VIDEO GAMES
I WON'T STAND FOR THIS
>>340630782
I really shouldn't have called it a game. It's a point-and-click porno with extra reading.
Appreciate ubisoft's character design.
>2016
>People still can't differentiate between a cracker and a hacker
>>340630890
Jokes on you, I am unironically racist and would prefer to never see a nigger ever again
>>340630890
No one even mentioned black people you retarded
>>340630995
is the girl a muslim
>>340631076
Except the WE WUZ memers ITT.
>>340631121
a muslim with shorts
>>340630980
those can be fun when the people writing know how to write
>>340631053
he ain't no cracker, cracka
he a real nigga
>>340630995
What gets me is that this picture is a fucking trainwreck and they consulted nobody about how it would look, but at the very least someone told them about trigger discipline.
>>340631175
Hol up, is you sayin..
>>340631234
They did, they are going for the "le epic 9gag memes xD generation" just look at his laptop.
What went right?
Someone post that mega64 gif. You know the one.
>>340630890
>I WON'T PAY FOR THIS
ftfy
>>340631724
Best part in the trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuaC_WfIteY
Can I HACK THE PLANET in Watch Doge 2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5fM6WpC_nE
>>340632312
is he whipping people with his fucking chain
Why is Ubisoft portraying urban youth POC as a criminal element? Why are they so insensitive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzlbaMboCiM&list=PLpwyzkZha0Z60yyVzKrGcfXyHKyiqN0f7&index=2
This is too cringy
>>340632454
I thought it was a mini golf club
>>340630890
this guy gets it. niggers have NEVER improved anything real or fictional
>>340632454
That simultaneously makes more and less sense than it being a super-short golf club
>Hackers are edgy liberals
simply epic
Reminder that they've put this in the game.
>>340632454
It's a mouse
a combat mouse, if you will
>>340632312
>that fighting style
Nice chicken wing chun.
>>340630995
is green hoodie on the right supposed to be leaning on the rail? Because he's drawn as if he's doing a kickflip while he claw tweets.
I didn't know this game is coming out. Ty for the heads up anon!
This is DmC-levels of "How do you do, fellow kids?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzlbaMboCiM
"Kids these days like parkour, black people, caps, guns, 3D printing drones and hacking, right?"
>>340629219
Fantastic are you going to force another asinine meme no one asked for to make yourself feel cool? Fuck off, don't you have junior high to finish?
>>340632768
So? Pepe was the most popular meme on tumblr last year.
>>340630995
Edgy as fuck.
>>340632312
>>340632454
>>340632548
it's ayo-yo
>>340632891
I think he's squatting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE6v-gl_J0E
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NIGGER GUYS YOU'RE BEING IMMATURE
>>340629219
They're asking us to kill them, they know what they're doing.
>>340629219
>the history
>>340630995
She's wearing shorts, probably just some hipster way of wearing a scarf
I hope, or ubisoft might be getting some threats from the sand friendos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuaC_WfIteY
>corporations trying to control people and make money
Are they even self aware?
>>340633041
>Guys look at how smart I am, critiquing vidya!
Yes, critiquing the lowest of low hanging fruit makes you very smart indeed.
So would you play Watch_Dogs if the protagonist (or at least the actual hackers who work with the protag) were fat neckbeards who constantly spouted /g/ memes?
I actually think it would be pretty entertaining and pretty much spot on accurate.
>>340633139
They just are trying to be ironic.
>>340633139
Someone already posted that
>>340629219
>>340630995
>"""hackers""" are now cool gansters who don't shy away from violence and guns
is this the worst iteration of this awful trope yet?
>>340630890
Niggers don't know how to use computers beyond Instagram and music production
>>340629219
>press X to execute the biggest hack of the history
>>340633208
Absolutely, yes
>>340633208
Absolutely.
>>340630995
>>340633297
>Press X to hack Black Lives Matter into the US Government
THE HACK OF THE HISTORY
>>340633208
>protagonist is obese and shaves maybe once every 2 months
>running speed is only 10% faster than walking speed
>resting fat breath
>recites the entire stallman copypasta if you use the right commands
>>340629219
> we want the Mr Edgy Robot audience
>>340633028
no way, his right leg is clearly up straight
they definitely intended him to be leaning on the rail but fucked it up
>>340633208
Sure. It'd be surprisingly original.
>>340633481
They can't even make someone lean on a rail.
>>340633606
DEM BOYZ
>>340633350
>>340633356
You guys have taste. I feel like Ubisoft went to a tech conference, talked to some of the PR assholes who gave off the impression of some tech genius and decided "this is it".
GTA V nailed your typical hacker with Lester. He's a creepy (in the eyes of normies) neckbeard that has major privacy issues.
>>340632312
What the fuck
>>340633365
Who signed off on this horrible trash can robot thing
Even ignoring that edgelord mcgee covered it in spikes, middle fingers, and shitty paint it's still a garbage design.
>>340632454
It's a pool ball in the head of a chain.
>>340632454
Looks like a yo-yo to me.
>>340629219
>YOU'RE IN CTRL
>HACK EVERYTHING
>>340632312
>nigga hitting woman
>>340633365
Trying wayyy too hard
>>340633041
>Asshurt no one takes walking simulators and a some high schooler's interpretation of philosophy seriously
>>340629457
goodbye sides
>>340633139
the money men don't care about the message, only whether it sells
i would argue the people most lacking in self awareness are the ones marching to gamestop and paying $59.99 plus tax in order to buy a piece of plastic that contains a mass-produced story about fighting the system
>>340629762
Deletes your browsing history.
>biggest hack
>>340633139
>MC literally dindu nuffin
>>340634048
i really like this cat
>>340632768
welp
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>>340629762
Directed the game.
>>340634090
Who doesn't?
>>340634171
Niggers
Niggers don't like cats
>>340634048
>no blini
DELET THIS
>>340634171
post more
>Got accused of a crime
>Wasn't immediately shot by police
0/10 unrealistic
I 100% refuse to buy a game that villianizes our men and women in uniform
>>340633469
Your weapons consist of a fedora with a blade along the rim and dual katanas.
>>340632312
This shit looks goofy as hell but at least they are trying something different. Kinda like when Suckerpunch gave Cole that prongd dick stick. I thought it was dumb but the fighting felt good.
That said, I unfortunately fell for the UbiLies and bought WD, played it for an hour and dropped it. maybe I just wasnt in the mood for an open world game that wasnt GTA/Just Cause wacky or maybe the game is just bland.
any one else have similar thoughts?
>>340634257
> Got accused of a crime he didn't commit
> Starts committing actual crimes in order to take revenge of the evil capitalist society
>>340634048
Where's the cmetaha?
>>340633724
I think it's one of those Knightscope security robot things
>>340629951
>>340632768
>>340632937
Dankest game of 2016 confirmed.
>>340632312
He uses a fucking yo yo nigga what the fuck ubi haha
>>340634090
Disgusting memelover.
>>340633669
>major privacy issues.
I WONT BE PART OF THE BOTNET
>>340629219
>Welcome to San Francisco. Play as Marcus, a hacker, and join the group, DedSec. Your objective: execute the hack.
I though it was established that the biggest hack in history was when Raymond blackout-ed most of New York State
>>340629219
>execute the biggest hack in history
Is he gonna kill jj abhrams or duncan jones?
>>340634439
I actually like how silly this game seems to be, it seems like it's trying to be less serious but more fun and lighthearted. Seems way more lively and energetic than the moody and boring first one.
I had 0 expectations with the first one and I still got fucking disappointed. I'll wait how this one does.
>>340630031
Maybe.
>>340634476
Isn't that squirrel looking thing with the green eyes from pre-youtube newgrounds?
>>340630995
>R2 Dindu
Thanks for the laff Anon.
>>340632312
>EAT MY YO-YO
>>340630995
what's the big deal? there's white people on the cover too
>>340634632
Based Josh.
>>340630995
I already like him.
this is the biggest hack in history
what a time to be alive
>>340634748
Stormfront can't stand non-whites because they are even edgier than these characters
>>340634748
The character design.
>>340634632
>hire based on gender
>somehow equal
Some people are living parodies of themselves
>>340634375
The fedora can be thrown, and when it comes back you slowly put it back on, and tip it forcefully at the end, and everything it hit blows up like Vergil from DMC
>>340634841
the character design is seriously absolute shit, looks like it's aimed at 15-year-olds
>>340634832
S-stop it, It's j-just a coincidence! No agenda here!!!
>>340629219
>they changed it from "biggest hack of the history" to "biggest hack of history" which is still just as grammatically incorrect
Should've paid Pajeet an extra $2 for that description, Ubi.
>>340634906
You mean 12 year olds who just found out about 9gag?
Who is the biggest hack and why does he need to be executed?
>>340634632
>2007 pic
>lone woman at the forefront of the picture
Wow, they weren't even for equality back then, go figure.
>>340634843
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>340632312
>we want the witcher 3 swirl-combat market segment
They can't possibly be this dumb?
but do you think it will make its money back?
let ubisoft keep shooting itself in the foot, enjoy the process of it and maybe enjoy watching some "what went wrong" compilation video year later.
>>340635013
Todd.
Because he's a filthy liar.
>>340634669
My childhood is coming back to me.
>>340629762
Explodes all of the vans in the world.
>Game set in San Fran.
What a boring setting. You could have placed the game anywhere and you chose there.
>>340629219
It says you need to execute the biggest hack in history
>pic related
Who even wanted this?
Who even thought "yes, this is a good idea"?
>>340629219
Why on earth are they releasing a game where you kill both Kojima and Nasu?
>>340635265
Ubisoft?
The first game was a massive success, of course it gets a sequel. You forget that Assassin's Creed started out the exact same way.
>>340635059
Clearly commenting on the joke instead if explaining it but okay.
>>340635216
In Stockholm, imagine a mission in which you help the muslims rape underages in the subway.
>>340635265
People who fund this shit don't play games.
People who design this shit don't play games.
People who program this shit are mostly Pajeets. They might actually play games, but they aren't allowed to make any decisions.
It's a product.
>>340635354
Not a looker in the bunch.
>>340629762
Continually makes promises he can't live up to.
>>340635370
>The first game was a massive success
t. literally no one
>>340635481
It's the third-best selling new IP of all time. Look it up.
>>340635370
suc•cess (sək-sĕsˈ)
n. The achievement of something desired, planned, or attempted: attributed their success in business to hard work.
n. The gaining of fame or prosperity: an artist spoiled by success.
n. The extent of such gain.
>>340635354
More sameface than Love Live!
>>340634632
>We've gotten a lot of death threats
Translation:
He had a lot of people call us out, or question our narrative
>>340635456
*ugh*
If they were men, you wouldn't care about how attractive they are.
>>340634632
>AC dev team vs every female dev at ubi
>>340635614
Yes, because that's gay.
>>340635245
You fucking idiot
>>340635581
>Watch Dogs was a commercial success, breaking the record for the biggest first day sales of a Ubisoft game, and becoming the biggest launch of a new IP ever in the United Kingdom at the time.
It's right behind Destiny and The Division you smartass.
>>340629762
Changes all KFC prices to $0.00
>>340634632
So this is what it's come to?
>this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8
>>340635614
No shit, faggot.
>>340635354
I can only see one non-white on the left
I thought these people cared about diversity
>>340634835
better watch out le /pol/ boogyman is about!
>>340634946
>3 out of all new games
>>340635354
Green = Would Go Ahead
Red = Extreme Danger, Anita Ahead
oh look another /pol/ thread in disguise
yawn
>>340634848
>and everything it hit is hacked
>>340632312
N-Nani!?
K-kono..! Nisemono!!
>>340635354
Did they seriously fire the men just for muh diversity?
Isn't that unfair to the men and making it LESS diverse?
>>340635798
>I thought these people cared about diversity
>>340634640
Yeah, it's Foamy. New videos are being released to this day.
>>340634832
what's the problem? Honestly. Who gives a fuck. theres been a shit ton of great games with white guys. and look at the bright side, if these fail we'll know who to blame.
>>340635943
You just don't like eyeglasses it seems
>>340633208
Holy fuck yes.
>>340636218
You're pretty much on the money. Glasses, especially thick rimmed ones, are shit tier.
>>340629219
This game is going to be fucking amazing. I'm going to be enjoying the fuck out of this game like I did the first one, while all you fat little racist trump supporting faggots cry cause you can't handle playing as a black man. You bitches will however play as pixie little anime girls and take no issue with that.
RACISTS BTFO
>>340633289
>unaltered picture
How does he breath?
>>340636317
You're gonna have to get better b8 than that familia
>>340634352
But you bought and played gta at least at one point in your life.
>>340633208
I'd like it even if the protagonist was like that fat dude in FEAR - a bad joke.
Anything is better than "cool" hackers.
>>340632535
Worst part for me was
>wubwubwub wo wo wo
>some dork starts saying "want MOre infow or markews?"
>>340636431
You already took it
>>340633208
That doesn't sound like a multi million dollar open world game though. You could probably make a hilarious indie adventure out of it.
>>340636317
nice try, anon
>>340629219
Then, the end ? Like the trailer itself ?
>>340636012
oh look an attention whore tripfag bitching about something
yawn
>>340634352
I'm with you.
>>340629219
watching this fail will be amusing
>>340636642
ignore and hide him
>>340636642
you apparently don't know what a "tripfag" is
dumb summer faggot
someone just confirm that I'm not the only one to see this
>>340635354
They fired all but one man. How is that diverse?
>>340636772
Is the joke that they look like a man or is the joke that they're trans because that appears to be a woman to me.
I'm seeing a lot of
>If you criticize games with black people in them then you're a racist bigot
ITT
It's a pretty good play on ubisofts part with the black and muslim characters, now nobody can criticize their game without getting mobbed by an army of droolers
>>340633208
>wears fedora unironically
>cargo shorts with chain wallet
>obscure company logo tee
>doc martens
>trench coat
>keep the nightstick weapon from the first game because it fits the fedora image
>stealths around the map scanning individuals while muttering /pol/ tier complaints under his breath
>no license so you have to ride the bus everywhere or use little brother's huffy
>regain health from insulin shots
>still no Man in the Suit.
fuck this shit.
>>340632312
>game about hacking
>main character is bruce lee/jackie chan
What the fuck when will studios stop getting greedy and trying to make their MC fucking superman, do they not realise it makes the games boring as shit
IF I BUY A GAME ABOUT HACKING, IT'S BECAUSE I WANNA HACK SHIT. IF I WANT TO BEAT PEOPLE UP, I WILL PLAY BATMAN OR ASS CREED OR SOMETHING
>>340636727
hey
>grand theft auto
"Hello. Fucking. Yes. I can fuck up cops left and right fuck the system being a badass antagonist is amazing kill whoever I want in a modern day setting"
>watch dogs 2
"What the fuck? You play as a black guy attacking cops? This game is fucked up. What was Ubisoft thinking?"
>>340636876
That... That's not a man? I thought it was just a young jew.
>>340636880
good move because the first game sucked and was criticized, and so will this one.
not sure why /v/ keeps creating threads about this game. you people know it will suck.
>>340636642
Son of the joke.
Him don't have trip on.
>>340635456
>Not a looker in the bunch.
first standing row, 3rd from the left, white sweater
>>340636770
i can't be the only one seeing this
>>340631076
>>340631175
Implying, sure, but not straight up mentioning. That's how internet culture works.
>>340636736
You know what I meant faggot, not having a tripcode doesn't make you any less of an attention whore
>>340636108CRACKER VOLLEY
>>340631724
SF res here
SJWs get mocked here just like anywhere else, although it's a bit more covert
>>340634835
>le pol is everything
>>340636902
>Not stealing people's mopeds
>it scrapes along the ground once you get on it
>>340633139
It's a videogame. It can be a little out there, even if they dont realize it makes them look like shit too.
Newfags are so triggered right now
>RREEEEEEEE I HAVE TO PLAY AS A BLACK GUY IN 2016 FUCK THAT I WANT WHITEY! GIVE ME WHITEY! I WANT TO PLAY AS GENERIC BORING AIDEN PIERCE! GIVE ME WHITEY
>>340632535
The mograph style kinda reminds to Need for Speed ProStreet, I like it.
>>340636118
>all those macbooks
You people disgust me
>>340637346
They can't contain themselves on here.
>>340634632
>It took seven years, but we managed to get rid of the black guy. - Ubisoft
>>340637249
>>340637365
If you read the thread you will notice that everyone who posted here is mocking the character's design, character's backstory, game plot, le funny memes in the game and ubisoft.
>>340632312
God damn man. Can you imagine being a sane person at an ubisoft planning meeting? Can you imagine watching someone offering the retarded idea of the main character using a billiard ball on a string as his iconic weapon, and it being approved, and then seeing it in the game, making the main character look like a retard on a playground spazzing out with a yo-yo?
I mean, just, what the fuck man. Seriously, how can anyone see that and not go "oh, oh wow, we fucked up so bad, holy shit, can all that shit with the yo-yo thing and start over, god damn, and fire that guy that suggested it"?
Ubisoft is a god damned trainwreck, man.
>>340637365
Ah, the "Ghostbusters 2" strategy. If you don't like a shitty movie you're sexist because it has women in it. If you don't like this shitty game, you're racist because it's got a black dude in it.
>>340630753
Literally only came here to tell you that Watchmen is fucking garbage.
Thank you.
This fall, Deuce X and Marcus Coolguy team up to try to steal the internet from The Man.
>>340629762
Access the world meme database
>>340629219
You get to play as Kojima?
holy shit
>>340633208
100% YES!
>>340629861
Why does he have Aiden's mask/scarf?
>>340632312
>Character is apart of a hacker group that is an active threat to the government and practically has the world at his fingertips
>Said hacker group has weaponized drones, robots, and military tier firearms
>Uses a fucking string and ball as a melee weapon just to be contrarian
WE
>>340633208
>instead of stumbling from explosions he's just constantly running out of breath and falling down
Someone get on this
>>340637840
Speculation on my part but since Aiden is a known and wanted man for his actions, he probably got looks up to him or something.
>>340637797
You get to execute him.
Reading comprehension, anon.
>>340637840
That's the watchdogs 'assassin hood'
>>340632312
Confirmed spiritual successor to Startropics.
>>340632312
Hitting people with a yo-yo
This game is the fucking cringe vidya has been dreading for years
>>340637840
He probably stole it
>>340630995
>>340631423
>>340631391
Honestly, am I the only one feeling almost depressed to see this shit?
It's like they're not even trying. It's so cringy but at the same time so sad.
>>340636984
LOOK AT THIS FALSE FLAG
>>340635354
i'm pretty sure two of the 3 super tall girls in the back/middle are dudes. The one in the middle probably has a bigger penis than anyone here, the other two it's 50/50
back/right it's just two dudes
>>340638024
Normally I'd agree but it's literally Aiden's logo. It looks like a fox head and that's why Aiden is also known as "The Fox". Not making shit up.
>>340638024
>That's the watchdogs 'assassin hood'
But aren't Dedsec the 'watch dogs'? Aiden wasn't a part of them so it makes no sense
>since Aiden is a known and wanted man for his actions, he probably got looks up to him or something.
Probably this
>>340634632
>equality
>just females on second picture
JUST
I bet we gonna "hack dem reparations fo a da commnuitay"
>>340638147
Do you really think they care?
>>340637840
That's not Aiden's mask. That's the symbol of "Defalt," a DJ that would be the in-universe equivalent of Deadmau5. It's weird because Defalt actually worked against DedSec a lot, but seeing the quality of work already putting out, there's no one that actually wants to make Watch Dogs 2 as much as they want to live out their hacker fantasy.
>>340637747
Then I'll just "literally" tell you that I like the movie and your post isn't going to do shit about that.
>>340636772
Because although the dictionary might disagree, the socially accepted definition of 'equality' these days is 'no white males'.
>>340634632
>2 girls in 2007
>~50 in 2014
>the only fuckable one is in the 2007 photo
>>340638412
You're allowed to like it.
It doesn't change the fact that the movie is garbage though.
>>340637747
Why would you even need to say this?
everyone knows capeshit is garbage.
>>340638572
I don't know man. What makes it garbage ? It was almost the comic transposed into a movie quasi-verbatim, up to the ending.
>>340632312
>a fucking yo-yo
and people make fun of JRPG weapons
>>340637692
No. This shit is retarded but the game WILL sell well, and Ubishit WILL make more retarded stuff.
>>340629219
>Muh biggest hack
>hello, world
>>340638202
There's no official "Watch Dog" in the game. Aiden says that he sort of takes up the role at the end of the first game since he keeps DedSec, Blume, and other organizations in check while he's doing his thing, but DedSec has no reason to like Aiden. At the end of the first game, Aiden has a chance to give them entire access to every system in ctOS, giving them full power over the city, and he chooses not to because balance of power and all that. They reply with saying that they will remember that, and they also go on to take credit for everything he's done.
Besides, Aiden's default mask is this odd zigzag.I know because I always made sure what outfit I changed to kept the original mask.
>>340629762
hacks the statue of liberty
>>340638564
>>340635354
m8, these two are proper fit innit
>>340636978
Want to hack?
Just get Uplink, it's the best hacking sim available.
>>340634632
Bug-wise their games went to shit since 2007, right? I remember first AC being relativley bug free compared to Ubis next realeses which got more bug ridden and shitt with each new realese, culminating with Watch Dogs which was realesed in 2014. Curious.
So WE WUZ is secretly working for Konami?
>>340639029
Maybe this one will be a bug-infested bugfest of bugs.
>>340634835
Ooga booga indeed, Karl
>Execute Sakurai
>>340638564
You mean Jade Raymond?
>>340637365
Only newfags call other people newfags. Enjoy playing as Token, though, after the clusterfuck that was Watch_Dogs, I can't understand why anyone would give Ubisoft another chance.
>>340635021
she was the executive. she is EA now.
the azn took her place.
>>340635614
>*ugh*
>>340638767
>There's no official "Watch Dog" in the game
But Dedsec call themselves the watch dogs at the end of the game. And yeah I have mistaken the logo on his cap with his mask.
Marcus' mask doesn't have the line in the middle thou
>>340636118
>all those MacBooks
>all women
>writing for huffington post
This is why people hate liberals
>>340638879
Yup.
>>340639352
Jade is total qt
>>340633253
>>340632648
There really is some truth to that
Sometimes it comes full-circle and they even joke about it, calling it 'Nigger-technology'
i.e. Stupid technology only niggers would use.
>>340639825
That's pretty hot
Imagine her locking onto your dick and making it impossible to pull it out of her jaw until she lets you go.
...OR A CEO
>>340629219
>i dont like ghostbusters movie
SEXIST
>suddenly movie is guarenteed cucked customers who dont want to be labeled sexist
>the new top gear sucks
RACIST
>suddenly movie is guarenteed cucked customers who dont want to be labeled racist
>this new shit tier hacker game looks like shit
RACIST/SEXIST
>suddenly movie is guarenteed cucked customers who dont want to be labeled racist/sexist
They literally discovered the perfect trap to guarentee customers.
>>340636118
2016 definition of diversty
>all black or all women or all brown
>>340640691
But does it actually work or does it just sound like it would due to heavy bias on your side?
>>340640831
I wish white male homosexuals were diverse enough.
We could then combine diversity with competence.
Or is that the whole deal with diversity? Does diversity mean incompetence?
>>340629219
you do realize that an average "gamer" loves this stuff ?
my friend got all hyped because of how cool the character design and actually loved first watch_dogs
say whatever but ubisoft still has audience. probably this is going to have denuvo so you are not going to play it anyway
>>340640986
diversity means what i said it means, as long as its a bunch of the same type of person and non white male= OKAY.
>>340641094
But gooks aren't too diverse either.
Are Pajeets diverse?
>>340629762
Removes the panda.
Hey, i already preordered 2 copies of Watch_Dogs2 hahaha, its going to be great
If you dont like this game you should go back to /pol/ amiright fellow oldfags
>itt: hear the plight of us white males this is unbearable please someone save us
get a grip you fucking mongs, just don't buy their games if you don't like them
You fucking americans are so goddamn weird. Are you so BASIC that your idea of diversity is color? That you lump every possible cultural diversity in skin tone? Every white guy thinks and act the same, every Black guy thinks and acts the same, every Asian thinks and acts the same.
A fucking fest of stereotypes is your idea of diversity.
>>340641094
>>340641193
It don't have to be bunch of the same type. As long they're not white males, this is "diverse" and "OK".
>>340629762
Nobody knows what Kojima has been up to since he left Konami
>>340641353
T. Al Saihid living from London
:^)
>>340629219
Is this a Todd Howard reference?
>>340640838
We'll see once the new ghost busters comes out. But youre insane if you dont think this is a tactic to garner customers.
>>340633139
>Are they even self aware?
They are memeing on 4 layers of irony.
The E3 Ubisoft conference event will be a memefest I can fucking guarantee you that /v/, reaching new heights of cringe.
Shouldn't it be "in history"?
>>340636473
Yeah but GTA isn't muh social injustice. Almost all police officers are just doing their job of trying to take a dangerous sociopath off the streets. Some of the more notable exceptions are Tenpenny from SA and Stave from GTAV. Yet surprisingly, neither of them are motivated by race.
>>340641512
stop that
>>340633365
this screams /pol/ "humor" so much
the trying hard to fit parts , the inside jokes , its too much.
>>340641353
>intentionally race bait and shitpost implying anyone who doesn't like this game being white males
>then whine about americans,/pol/ etc invading and fucking up your board
you bring it on yourselves
>>340641604
Wait am i right
>>340634832
>>340634946
i hope more games get the BLACKED threadment so /pol/ just go insane and get triggered every 5 seconds.
>>340641535
>watch it or else you're a racist
>an actual tactic to gain customers
It's more like they're trying to deflect criticism than a conscious attempt to cash in on diversity hipsters.
>>340638535
>the socially accepted definition
It isn't fucking socially accepted. Trying to ban white males in your congress/boardmeeting/whathaveyou will have you marked as sexist and you will be shutdown by anyone who isn't part of your little clique.
>>340630995
For left to right
Edgy McCringe
Hakin' n Shit Jamal
Haisha the sex positive but also modest muslim
Carl the Cuck
Andrew "Hacking the world" Betacuck
>>340641353
>just don't buy their games if you don't like them
No?
How about I don't buy their games AND talk shit about them on the internet in a discussion board. Who the fuck are you to tell others they can't talk about games they don't like?
HURR JUST DON'T BUY IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT is the dumbest deflection of criticism ever, even more fucking stupid than your retarded race rant.
HOL UP
>>340629219
So the end game is to kill Quentin Tarantino. That's not a bad premise.
>>340633839
>>340641605
Just like the original is trying way too hard
>>340641713
No, but it's irrelevant.
>>340641830
>How about I don't buy their games AND talk shit about them on the internet in a discussion board. Who the fuck are you to tell others they can't talk about games they don't like?
Because you're acting like a child. This thread is a shitfest of racism, mysoginism and a place where oppressed neets come to circlejerk about the suffering they must endure in society.
Get fucking real
>>340641830
This board is filled with ubisoft shills
>>340641728
You under estimate how cucked these people are.
>>340641793
What's the robot they've disgraced called?I hope we can change how it looks, the clean ones look pretty cute.
>>340641998
If youre so triggered about it you could go to back to /pol/ and whine there
Oh wait you are a shill, go shill your shitty game there
>>340632312
>smack lips
AYY YO-YO HOL UP
I'm glad that Mafia and Watch Dogs are showing us that best way to be inclusive to black people in video games is by starring them as violent criminals.
>>340641776
>Trying to ban white males in your congress/boardmeeting/whathaveyou will have you marked as sexist
No it won't.
We now have entire Super PACs dedicated to keeping white males out of elected positions in government, and nobody has shut them down or called them out. I'm not being hyperbolic either, that's literally their stated goal.
>>340642015
Provide an example of it happening then.
>>340632312
yknow I thought delsin's chain in second son was kinda edgy and stupid but this is a whole new level
Daily reminder that Ubisoft hired a "techy" negro to do the social media and Steam summary type stuff, and it was grammatically incorrect not once, but twice. And it is still grammatically incorrect at this very moment.
>>340641998
>you're acting like a child.
>This thread is a shitfest of racism, mysoginism
lmao
>>340632312
>a fucking yo-yo
Okay now I'm intrigued
>>340642087
>If youre so triggered about racism and mysoginy you should go back to pol
>>340642257
You're free to prove me wrong.
>>340638351
no, that's not Defalt's symbol. Aiden was known as The Vigilante/The Fox. and that was his symbol
>>340637969 is probably right
>>340641998
lel, ironically, i don't think you grasp the reason while people are referring to him as Nigger instead of black person. I'll break it down for you.
A Nigger makes up 90% of it's race and is literally cancer. The stereotypical black person you see with loud music, ghetto, screaming snd shouting acting like uncivilized animals, and still sagging in 2016.
A "Black Person is a measly 10% and is basically a normal person trying to live like anybody else without getting caught up in the stereotype.
Now, anyone telling you otherwise is legitimately racist and you should steer clear.
>>340641998
>Because you're acting like a child
HURR DURR JUST DON'T BUY IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT is hands down the most childish reaction to discussion of a game ever.
>waah racism
>waah mysoginism
>waah muh neet circlejerk
>get fucking real
the irony. You're literally a fucking child. The doctor should have aborted you when he had the chance
>>340642381
Yea exactly nobody cares about you getting triggered, if you wanna discuss that shit you go to /pol/ you fucking newfag
>>340632352
The 90s sure were cringe
>>340642381
>make baseless claims
>PROVE ME WRONG
jej
>>340642476
>getting this triggered over something that doesn't affect you
Grow up
>>340636109
That is literally what happened.
>>340642412
>>340642476
You guys are a living joke, keep it up
>>340642493
Nobody cares, yet here i am answering to four replies at once.
You're deluded. People care. A lot.
>>340642579
>baseless claim
>>340642412
You're welcome
>>340642381
He's right actually. Whining about muh racism muh mysoginism belongs in /pol/ just as much as muh cultural marxism muh white genocide complaining. You're both two sides of the same cancerous coin. Fuck off to the containment board.
>>340642704
Stop replying to this guy you retards.
>>340642704
Still baseless. Show your proof.
Video game discussion ruined by SJWs, what a surprise
>>340630995
Is that fucking karamatsu?
>>340632312
AW SHIT NIGGA IS THIS THE RETURN OF THE ACROBAT CLASS FROM FLYFF?
>>340629993
so the plot of fight club
>>340642734
>we're not acting like pol saying all women are dumb and niggers are inferior! You are! go back!
LMFAO
>>340642814
Ohh you're just trying to trick me and annoy me. Too bad, this'll be my last reply to you.
Don't forget to reply back with "I knew you had no proof" to truly win this argument. That'll show me
>>340642789
Oh fuck off, don't make the same argument as sjws make about anti-sjws and then pretend you're better than anyone else.
I just want to be able to sellout and join the evil corporation
>>340642789
t. extremist
>>340642789
Awww shiiieeeeet porch monkey, it's a fuckin' MS Paint comic
>execute the biggest hack of the history
>>340642997
the only good post in this thread
>>340642620
If anyone here needs to grow up its the guy crying about racism and "mysoginism" on 4chan because they're triggered by people talking shit over a game they don't like on the video games board.
>>340641998
>>340641353
Hello Ubisoft
>>340643070
>BAAAAWWW BAAAAAW MOOOOMMMYYYYYY LIBRULS MOMMMYYYY
>>340642921
>getting this triggered over something that doesn't affect you
Grow up
>>340635354
I'm looking for a male and I can't find any.
What's with this Matriarchal oppression?
>>340635354
I've worked in a place with 90% women before and I can tell you they suffer for it imo.
There's always cliques and shit. Guarantee most of them are miserable and constantly bitch about others.
>>340643070
>>340643263
>triggered
A lot of people who use this word don't understand the irony. Im just having a discussion, the only reason you see it as being "triggered" is because you think that any opinion that differs from yours is purely emotional and irrational.
So either you learn how to have a discussion or you need to realize how pathetic you're behaving.
>>340643205
See? You're triggered.
>>340629219
You get to shot Tim Schafer!
>>340643205
Go back to lereddit.
>>340632312
Man, a yo-yo makes me think of Ness.
Why do they gotta loot from my childhood like that?
>>340643393
>you think that any opinion that differs from yours is purely emotional and irrational.
Talk about the pot calling the kettle a nigger. If anyone doesn't understand irony here it's you.
Complaining about white males and crying over racism and mysogony is not having a discussion. That's basically the definiton of being triggered.
Either you learn how to have a discussion or you need to realize how pathetic you're behaving. Because right now you're throwing a tushy tantrum and derailing the thread all because there's racism on 4chan in a thread where people are talking negatively about a game on a video games board.
RIP
>it's another thread where a bunch of retards gobble up bait like there's no tomorrow thinking they're fighting against SJWs that don't exist
>>340642921
Nobody is trying to "trick" you. You're just an annoying little twat who thinks PROVE ME WRONG wins you arguments where you can't back up your own shit.
>Too bad, this'll be my last reply to you.
No it won't.
>>340634632
>men in the programming business did all of this to get a waifu
>they got fired and replaced by chads and the ghostbusters 2016 cast times a 100.
This is why you invest in sex robots and vr, retards.
>>340643393
>I'm just having a discussion
How ironic is this, replying in greentags, all caps, providing nothing to the "discussion"
Why do you guys reply again?
>>340643692
Right wing is the easiest religion to troll.
>>340632028
someone make that a 4chan banner
>>340643692
>it's another thread where a bunch of retards gobble up bait like there's no tomorrow thinking they're fighting against /pol/tards that don't exist
Oh wait that's every thread about this game lol
>>340635356
>Tom Clancy's: The Negrision
>>340630094
underrated post
>make a game about hacking banks and "fighting capitalism"
>it's not class-conscious, finds inspiration in internet memes instead of Marx
Huh, wtf are you doing
>>340642921
>we're not acting like pol brining our own politics into the thread and crying about racism and mysogynism and saying all white males are inferrior! You are /pol/ not me!
>>340643393
>my knee-jerk reaction to racism and mysoginism isn't being triggered!
>saying a video game will be shit is!
LMFAO
>>340643779
The far left is the easiest religion to troll
>>340644056
The guy behind her is such a shit.
>tech conference
>Carmack allowed to speak for a change
>bitch asks a political question instead
>he thinks this is good
Then again Oculus is owned by Facebook, so maybe social this or another is now Oculus's stated feature. Fuck if I know.
>people being upset over a sequel to a shit game
>not because the first game was bug-ridden shitfest assasin creed copy
>but because the guy in the second game is black
It's like GTA: Sand Andreas all over again
>>340634632
>we've gotten a lot of death threats over this photo
I want to know what legitimately counts as a death threat. Because if 'kill urself' counts as a death threat, I think I deserve a bunch of pity fucks and money, because I've survived a bunch of shit.
>hiring based on gender
as opposed to experience or meeting practically any of the qualifications, if Asscreed is any indicator
>we wuz anonymous n sheet
The sooner AAA devs die the better.
>>340644056
best response to leftist trash would be "we have a number of people who identify as female. i think its pretty transphobic of you to assume theyre male by their appearance."
>>340643795
this
>>340643796
Its the other way around this time, the baiter is supposedly a SJW.
How refreshing and new.
>Protagonist becomes a criminal because the system profiled him as a criminal
I guess irony is lost on ubisoft.
>>340642891
this guy know what's up
Wait a minute here. People liked Watchdogs enough for there to be a sequel?
Did anyone give that game a better review than "Eh, it's okay."?
>biggest hack of the history
UH-OH
>>340634476
This is lacking an ebaumsworld watermark
I really need to stay away from this board, you motherfuckers can take the shit out of any game and magnify it to turn me away from it.
>>340629219
>execute the biggest hack
so who are we killing, Todd Howard?
>>340644056
>we're having trouble hiring all the people that we want
that's a reference of them trying to poach literally the entire VR team at Valve.
>>340632535
GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS
>>340630995
>>340630995
>be over 25 years old
>most future games will now feature these kind of dipshits
Well great. I'll go back to books then.
>>340645026
Kojima
>>340644783
If remember I the game had no serious competition, so it did pretty well, you can also bet that the second one was already in dev even before the release of the first.
>>340630995
it looks like fucking 2002
>>340629861
>That troll face
Fucking why
>>340636978
>WAAAAH MY GAMES SHOULD BE ONE DIMENSIONAL
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>340638147
It's because the console kiddies starving for games will still buy this or force their parents to.
They'll still make money off it.
It's only the PC crowd that hold back and wait for reviews or actual game play videos before purchasing.
A lot of people got spooked with Witcher 3 but then the game came out and /v/ couldn't stop jacking off to Geralt and Ciri.
I highly doubt Ubisoft will impress much with their release though.
>>340637692
You're retarded though, you're acting like it's the only weapon in the game. You think the entire cast fights with nothing but monkey fists?
>>340629861
>>340629951
>>340634476
LMAO I bet they've done their research here
How does it feel being partially involve in making this soon-to-be abomination?
nngsh black people in my vidyay, way the hakzorz can be cool fat , mlp borderline gay neets like meee?!!?!?!?!??!
>>340645274
>one dimensional
I think it'd be better honestly if your character wasn't practically superhuman.
In most vidya now, it's practically assumed that your character is slightly above peak physical performance and can take down like 10 guys hand to hand. Getting a character that's a fucking wimp would be a change of pace
>>340638879
There used to be a girl that looks exactly like the one on the right.
She was pretty chill, if a bit aggressive, and we were pretty alright friends.
Sometimes I miss my old class, we were all bros. Now I got a job filled with assholes.
>>340630890
nah, Watch Dogs was shit and Watch Dogs 2: Blackest Night is gonna be just as bad, if not worse.
>>340633208
It wouldn't save the gameplay, but I'd do it for the memes.
>>340634352
>no game where you hunt down computer criminals with your bros as part of a shady government/corporate beatdown team
>>340645151
>no serious competition
It came out the same week as GTA 5, IIRC
>>340642251
>fat fuckers , trying to be famous, using hacker buzzwords
>real hackers
Fucking dumb neets.
>>340640986
>competence.
>white people
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>340635354
>can't see any men
>only one nonwhite
so this is the power of """"diversity""""
>>340645026
nice original joke that isn't already all over the thread there
>>340632312
if someone makes a Joseph Joestar model mod for that character I MIGHT consider getting it.
please dont hack my pacemaker again
Use sjw as a damage control army is the most genial marketing move of the decade.
Also black hackers, im ok with it, the proble is , UBISOFT WILL FUCK SHIT UP AS ALWAYS.
>execute the biggest hack in history
So kill kojima, miyamoto or iga?
>>340646261
Black hackers did exist. It's just that they didn't hack with keyboards but machetes.
>>340646261
>Also black hackers
>Pressing a button on your phone while spouting terrible memes is hacking
>Press to open door, "Lmao, open sesame"
>>340641998
>mysoginism
Misogyny
>>340645809
I'm on your computer, turning it to a bomb now
>>340635354
This explains A LOT
>>340642412
I don't think you know how words work
>>340646498
>Teleports behind your motherboard
>Unsheathes usb filled with computer viruses
>Upload to your computer
>Pssh, nothin' personnel, kid.
>>340629219
it'll let me execute george lucas?
>>340646498
I bet your waifu, is proud of you.
>>340630995
What's with the cars?
>>340646367
After the first one , i dont care.
Its gona be inacurate, the guy being kanyewest remix, or aryan superman with no soul, like in watchdogs.
Watch Dogs was my favorite game in the last 5 years. I'm actually pretty fucking upset you people are just shitting all over a sequel because it's a black person. Why not be happy a great game got a good and improved sequel
>>340646604
>using usb.
>not unleashing sonic memes
Fucking fake neckbeards, i bet you like sarkesian.
>>340630995
ALPHA! GET ME TEENAGERS WITH PROGRESSIVE ATTITUDES!
>>340646761
Obvious bait.
>>340629219
lol black poeple are a joke.
>>340646761
shill
>>340634632
>"So, what have you developed in the past?"
>"Well all I've done is recreate a shitty glitchy version of pong in GameMaker Studio trial and yeah."
>"Sorry but you don't seem to have the experience we're looking for-"
>"I'm female"
>"Welcome aboard!"
>>340646761
lol
>>340646749
>Aryan
>Asian looking whiteguy with brown hair and brown eyes
But yeah, it's gonna be another edgy teenage shitfest.
>>340646761
because the game is overall shit, and kanyehackwest as main protag.
Its gthacks v.
>>340630995
That's so management- and focus group-approved.
Amazing how bad these designs are.
>>340646761
Was it your favorite during its E3 presentation too?
How much are you expecting the graphics to be dumbed down?
I'm fine with this awful character design if the game starts with them being "epic memers" who fuck with this company and see it as a joke, but eventually shit gets real and the company begins murdering members of your group. Then the characters start to realize they are in way over their heads and that they're just a bunch of dumb fucking kids, but it's too late and they're all fucked.
>>340646904
>asian
He look german as fuck.
>>340634476
Holy shit I haven't seen Foamy in ages.
>>340640691
>i'll show you who's the boss of this lab
>>340646367
>Pressing a button on your phone while spouting terrible memes is hacking
it kinda is, though.
Don't pretend that there is more to hacking than finding a vulnerability, writing up some exploit and running it.
If this vulnerability is an undisclosed 0-day, well...
>>340647071
>Pic related
>German
I'm not sure what to say, really.
I just hope they can find the cure within' a few years.
>give 2 fucks about kanyehackwest
>dont giving a single fuck about MAGICK DRONES
>MAGICK CARS
>MACICK OS
>MAGICK nobody will notes the logos of my secrit group on my clothes.
Are you dumb , anon?
>>340629762
torrents the game
>>340647227
A cure to be german?
>>340647202
Just finding a flaw can take hours, this guy just pressed a button and the cellphone apparently finds a flaw in less than one second and then writes it's own script.
>>340647338
Alright, now it's just obvious.
>>340647348
Maybe he has access to some fundamental exploit that affects nearly any system for plot related reasons.
If you had such a thing hacking would literally be pressing a button.
>>340647348
OH SHIT, I MEANT CODE, DONT LYNCH ME, DONT LYNCH ME.
>>340644392
this
>>340630995
those colors are totaly not a Razer reference.
>>340647478
Well yeah, but that would make CtOS and extremely stupid system.
As soon as they noticed the guy making breaches all over the place they could've just changed up the encryption a bit and it should take a few hours before he get's his shit running again, even better, they could just trace his cellphones IP and block it out.
>>340629219
>biggest hack in history
>you hack Ubisoft hq in-game and force the devs to make a creative and good game
>Ubisoft goes bankrupt since it conditions the entire audience to blindly follow its formula
>game crash of 2016 ensues
>>340647540
*backdoors you*
*unsheaths rope*
*lynches you*
Heh, nothing personnel negroid
>>340629219
Watch_Wogs
das jus gr8 yo
>>340647923
>>340647920
>biggest hack in history
>you are a games writer
>you have to finish this script on time, trying to balance the alcohol that is the only thing keeping you able to write out the garbage you sell versus not giving yourself a liver failure
>it's actually a compelling tale of seeing the other side of the creative process
>or press a to stoplight xD hackrrs
>>340629219
WATCHDOGS 2 GAMEPLAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1w2IxMWQ1Y
>>340647478
Wasn't that what happened in the first game? They made a system that was meant to oversee everything in the city and whatshisface used to work there so he knew how the thing worked and how to exploit it?
>>340647675
>would make CtOS and extremely stupid system
Nothing is safe from 0-days
>As soon as they noticed the guy making breaches all over the place
How would you notice, if you don't know the exploit exists?
>>340648243
I wouldn't know, I never played it.
>>340638691
I agree the comics were amazing and the movie was pretty on par.
I pirated the first one out of curiosity
Do the cars suck this much on the "legit" game?
They might as well drive themselves into pedestrians.
>>340629219
WE WUZ SOLJAS N SHIEEEEEET
>>340645442
Ask around on /mlp/, maybe you'll find the guy responsible for this in the first game. He might be back for the second.
>>340649226
R2-DINDU
>>340629219
THEY ARE GONNA EXECUTE KOJIMA
>>340637840
Trademark logo
>>340629219
>biggest hack of the history
>of the history
>of the
>>340629457
Oh fuck.
>>340637779
>"Abloo-de-bloo-de-bloo, this movie isn't realistic!"
I fucking hate people like this
>>340630031
IM A LITTLE TEAPOT
Mystery Hack
>>340642496
If by "cringe" you mean "TOTALLY AWESOME"
>>340629219
>N.E.R.D. in the trailer
at least they chose fitting music.
>>340646642
They used hacked cranes to lift the cars
>>340629219
>Welcome to San Francisco
>>340650690
The only exciting thing about this game is being a MOONMAN simulator
SPAZ IF U WANT
