Will you be participating?
Im
playing.
where do I get summon stone?
I cheated and started yesterday but I'm doing co-op so it's fine.
>>340628035
To summon others for help talk to the knight you meet after beating Taurus demon. You'll go into a building and then when you come out turn right. There's also a stone for summoning players to fight but I forget where that is.
Just starting up a good old longsword character.
It's gonna be fun.
Where is the online shit happening though?
>>340628217
Red stone is in painted world of aramis
>>340628295
Most likely undead burg, since it's new players.
>>340628295
Wherever, the idea is to just play the online normally so no specific area. Make sure to use wulf's connectivity mod to help get connections.
>Tfw pvp is actually fun in this game
>No infinite roll spam
>No 720 degree lockon tracking
>Can invade stuff other thank ganksquads
>Can use a bunch of different weapons and still be viable
Working on a sl1 dickwraith build to be an ass with. But goddamn are 4kings a piece of shit with low dps. I know I don't technically need to be sl1 to invade in the burg but I feel like I gotta really earn the right to be an enormous twink douchenozzle.
>roll for new character using the image posted in one of the last threads
>get a spear knigga with free picks for two types of magic
>fucking incapable of deciding if I want to go sorcery+pyro or miracles+pyro
send help I want to start playing
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL ROLL PIC. WHAT YOU GET HERE IS WHAT YOU'LL USE
>>340629248
otherwhise reccomend me some cosplay builds
>>340629248
Hope I get something interesting
>>340629248
give me my char
>>340629248
LETS GO
sounds like a good time to get on with a soul level 1 character an invade with a maxed stats char for tears
>>340629248
okay
>>340629661
Damn you sound pretty hardcore. I bet you, like, go to the gym and stuff. I bet you have a girlfriend. Because you are so tough and all.
What's the deal with gravelords? I keep getting messages about them but nothing ever happens. I thought they were supposed to make the enemies super strong or something along those lines but nothing seems to change after that notification appears.
>>340629248
I'm ready
>>340629080
If you level up to 10 you'll still be able to invade level 1s
>>340629934
You need to be in ng+ or above to get the actual gravelorded effects, otherwise you just get the sign to their world and get to kick the shit out of them
>>340630095
Yeah I'm strongly considering it. Sl1 is for speedrunners and those who have got gud.
>>340628914
>start a new character a few weeks ago
>excepct game to be completely dead so take any considerations for PvP into my build and over level at some points
>playing today and invasions all over the place
>still manage to win about half of them
>even rek some red sign guys
>>340629114
Just do miracles/pyro so you can have offensive attacks and support/healing stuff. Plus most shit that's resistant to one is probably weak to the other.
>>340629918
not my fault from never banned in ds1
>>340629248
Rolling . .
>>340629248
yep
>>340629248
derp
>>340629248
alright rolling! Glorious cleric master race here
>>340631575
Eat shit you dirty bandit
>>340631630
check again, i get miracles and sunbro covenant.
i will praise the glorious sun once more
>>340629248
Rolled in an earlier thread; let's see if I get something more viable...
Where to summon for Kalameet? Infront of Artorias' fog gate?
>>340629248
Praise!
>>340629080
Equip Havel's and chug lots of Estus. They are fucking easy.
my main man malcolm reynolds is gonna have a fucking field day with this
>>340631674
Dont try and trick me you scum, I know your type...
>>340629080
there are plenty of ways to cheese 4k at lvl 1.
make sure you have a chaos club fully upgraded to pvp with and dupe humanities.
youll be unstoppable.
>>340629248
rolling for the blue sentinels...
>>340631914
but just look down that hole, mate.
lots of treasure down there...
>>340629248
Hoping for something interesting.
>:)
>>340632107
Absolute madman
>>340627818
Well I'm about to finish the game so I might as well. Think I'll make a sorcerer. Never made one before.
Just started my first playthrough of DarkSouls after really enjoying Bloodborne.
Up to Blighttown right now, i'm excited because soon i'm going to understand that filename everyone thinks is hilarious.
Anyway since this was made by someone on reddit i'm just going to disconnect my internet for the period of time this shit is going on, I don't want to play with redditors.
Maybe I might give it a shot, I got raided for the first time yesterday by some fag with a giant knife and I beat his ass, is STR really that good in PvP?
Because I'm doing a STR build right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxQTh_Gz0uo
Redditor butthurt tears will be shed, and you can't do ANYTHING about it
>>340632208
npc invasion
>>340629248
weeee
>>340632431
oh that's a thing?
Shit, I didn't know.
Oh boy can't wait to play Dark Souls with redditors! What could possibly go wrong?
>>340629248
roro
>>340629248
Rollerino
>>340629248
Yep
>>340630000
nice quads
sorry about your luck though
>>340629248
Rolling rolling rolling we ain't slept in weeks
>>340629248
ROLLLLLLL
>>340629248
rolanberry fields
>>340629248
Lol
Rolllllll
>>340627818
gotta reinstall and then i'm gonna join in the fun my reddit bro-oes :^)
Today's the day you've been preparing for, boys. Whip out those level 1 twinks and start invading the parish
Im stuck at the capra demon help pls
>>340631867
i don't think he wants to bother going to Anal Rodeo with SL1...
My SL1 Dickwraith will be active later today, time to throw nothing but dung pies and poison daggers at noobs and watch them try to chug estus after receiving my Lloyds Talisman facial.
Nothing is as satisfying as watching them trying to constantly drink as their health slowly dwindles.
>>340629248
Come on fists
>>340634665
You need to go to Anor Londa to make a SL1 dark wraith.
You can do it with Stone Armor set too, but you still need the lord vessel to become one I think.
>>340629248
Please be sword miracle knight
>>340629248
Rollan.
>>340629248
Rollan for great Justice
>>340634665
It's easier than you think, if you're good at dodging.
Chaos pyromancer seems fun. I'll join in later today. all you fags put down your summon signs so we can slap some bosses together.
>>340629248
Roll. Also, what level are we pvping? Like where do we want to fight and at which sl?
>>340629248
rolling. let's hope I don't get yet another halberd build
>>340634568
>Git gudSelf-help is the best kind of help
>>340629248
rollerderby
>>340629248
There's seriouslly no point in this if everyone only hangs around Undead Parish or Anor Londo
>>340629248 roll
>>340634665
Dickwraith anon here, I actually did end up going to Anal Rodeo just because I was tired of running around all of Lordran trying to pick up the Fire Ember, getting to Vamos, ect. After struggling with 4Kangs for a while, it was comical seeing Ornstein go down to four great fireballs
I just did the biggest scumbag thing i've ever done on darksouls
1v3 and won but only because i set my soul level to 4 and blue skadooed them to pieces
>>340629248
rolllum
Just made a new character. if you invade a qtpi dingy robe waifu then that's me
>>340629248
chillroll swaggins
>>340637338
forgot the pic
and yeah 99 souls but that and fashion is the only reasons I use CE
I tried pvping in the Oolacile Township area. I never played DS1 online but damn why do all people jst fish for backstabs while equpiing hornet's. even though I was very upset about ds3, pvping is much more satisfying there, even with all the gank squads around.
After I started a new character on lower level, the invasions were quite fun tho.
I make new characters in das on a weekly basis so sure
I have other games to play.
Just got cleaned up after work, going to be doing this shit all day. I'll be invading the Parish with this
http://mmdks.com/8877
>mfw caestus L1 into claw R2
>>340629248
rolling.
Rolled 106 a few threads back. Tried fist weapons in 3 and it was horrible, so I'm hyped to punch people in 1.
>>340629248
Postan
>>340638006
I don't know about that it's backstab fishing vs parry fishing, ninja rolling at 70% and getting staggered from every hit.
>>340629248
Superoll
>>340638343
i don't remember: can you invade if you already killed the boss of the zone?
Holy shit this is actually happening
>>340639225
The only game where fists really work is 2.
let's do it reddit!
>>340629248
NIGGAS
I just wish DaS had a better co-op system, not just summoning random players for bosses. It would be so fun to bro-up with a buddy and explore the world as a balanced team.
>>340629248
rolling this shit
>>340629248
I won't create a character, but I'm still interested in what sort of gimp I'd roll.
>>340639620
yes, but you cannot be invaded
https://youtu.be/NxQTh_Gz0uo
Malcolm senpai save us
should I just use cheats, get to sl 120 and start pvp or do a slow character?
why cant I invade anyone :(
>>340629248
Does the build apply to the Asylum area at the beginning?
>>340639887
It was better than 2's timed shit.
I keep getting "unable to summon phantom" anyone know why? I can see them but can't summon
>>340640119
You should just KYS tbqh
>literally lebbit shit
kill yourself
>>340629248
zeig her
>named myself 666DarkWeedLord666
>used upgraded jagged ghost blade
>wore the most black fedora shit i could find
>spammed any kind of flippy cool move and ninja flips
>dat stabby mcstab animation
This is pretty fun. Though I feel like I might just reroll a character and do some sort of honorable samurai build.
DaS is not fun because too many hackers.
I got on but none of the orange messeges or summon signs are appearing. I'm not in offline mode from what I can tell. Am I alone with this problem?
>>340640612
If you're playing with all the online mods and tools you can kick any hacker that invades
>>340640737
try getting dscm if you're on PC, it might help
>>340629248
rolling for what I'll roll tonight
>>340629248
Why not.
>>340629248
why the fuck not
>>340640737
takes awhile for the online stuff to work. Took forever to invade, couldn't see ghosts or bloodstains but a little while later I started getting invasions/ghosts like crazy. Think steam online is just a pile of shit.
>>340641001
fuck that shit rerolling
>>340629248
rolling im not spsaaaaaaaammmmm
>>340629248
what to play?
>>340641090
something good pls, those two were terrible
>>340629248
Roll bitches
>>340629248
Alright fuck it
>>340629248
here we go
>tfw rolling caestus and FTH
I feel bad for people who summon me cause my DPS is shit tier
>>340629248
I AM NOT SPAM
>>340629248
rollan
give character pls
>>340641129
>cleric with hammers
wew reroll
>>340629248
ayy dude weed lmao
>>340629248
here we go
>>340629248
r o l l
>>340629248
rolling fuck it
>>340629248
Any German fags doing this today?
>>340629248
roll dis
>>340629248
Well...
>>340629248
Something good please :3
>>340629248
>Tfw dark souling
Time to load up the old SL 1 Pyromancer
>>340629248
SUNBROLL
>>340629248
Dodge roll
>>340629248
Roll roll
>>340629248
I am not a robot
>>340627818
I knew soulsfans never belonged on here. Back in the day we would have organized mass shitter invasions of redditors using dark anal beads, pursuers, and gold tracer spam. I see that there is no "we" here though.
People will still be doing pvp on sunday... right?
>>340629248
Fcking captcha
>>340629248
Bows as main kek
Alright, I'm installing the game right now.
>>340629248
Rolling. Hope I don't have to use a whip
There's no VAC, right? I don't feel like playing the entire game over again
>>340643034
Thief, axes, chaos servant, no magic, binoculars. I don't know many axes, just the battle axe and black knight greataxe. Can anybody help me out?
>>340629248
Escalators Escalators Escalators
Being a pantsu knight with zwi cause lolgitgud. Gonna sit in the forest and pvp. Is there a level meta for pvp in DS1?
Shit I forgot. I'm in Asia and nobody plays DS1 here.
Also can't connect to USA nodes. :(
This is amazing. I just co-op ed the taurus demon and the black knight.
I don't know why it was so much fun but maybe because this is an old game and I never played online on it before
whip rogue with any magic + binoculars
what
>>340643221
Gargoyle tail axe looks fly as fuck
>>340629248
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
>>340629248
Rolling please no whip
>>340629248
pyro pls
I'm trying to go cleric like my roll said I should but I have no offensive stats or attacks so right now I'm running around with an Axe and Sheild and someone please fucking help me kill these god damn gargoyles ahhhhhhhhh
>>340629248
roll to win
>>340644268
>not getting the cleric stuff from behind firelink
>>340629080
Here's a secret.
Level dex four times, now you can wield Quelaag's Furysword that scales off humanity and you can invade everyone except level 1s.
For the 4000 kings, spam great combustion then finish them off with the furysword.
>>340629248
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>340629248
re rolling cause i got the most boring shit possible
fuck it I'll cosplay as a fire demon or some shit
fire whip + pyromancies
>>340629248
Rolling daddy
>>340644364
Oh you mean the dude who fucking sells, Heals, Guidance and Force?
Yea real god damn helpful against Gargoyles.
>>340629248
roll please give me something spicy
>>340629248
Rolla
>>340629248
unga dunga
>>340644507
No the chests behind firelink with homeward bones, talismans, Lloyd talismans, and a mace
>>340627818
I'm already at itEggcursing everyone
>>340641297
grab dat lightning spear man. if you rolled cleric, get faith to 20 and get summoned once to lower the entrance requirement for sunbros.
>>340629248
Looking for something that is interesting
>>340644605
>Mace is weaker than the axe anyway.
HELP REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>340644790
Morning star got that bleed going for it tho
>>340644790
Summon sunbro and use the lightning resin
>>340629248
ill bite
>>340629248
LET'S GO
>>340627818
>start with a new character
>sorcerer level 9
>invaded
>ah cool
>pyromancy & black hand
>this retard let me back stab him
>0 damage
>taunt me
>I try to hit him more
>0 damage
>I just watch him, standing still, when he finally one shot me.
That was short, first invader, a hacker, I'm done for this time.
>>340640851
How ?
>>340643221
Use the butcher's knife, es fun
>>340645280
It's either PvP Watchdpog or dscm put if you get invaded by a hacker it will give you a warning and let you kick them by pressing f1
>Throw down summoner sign and wait five fucking minutes before I get summoned only to lose connection.
Yup fuck this game. I think we've all forgotten how crappy everything else besides the atmosphere in this game is.
>>340645468
Where do I get it?
>>340645628
In the depths
>>340629248
rollerooney
>>340645747
FUCK
>>340627818
Why does Reddit having a circle jerk day have anything to do with anything?
>>340627818
this false flagging has gone on way too long
>>340645628
this guy is wrong >>340645747 maneater mildred drops it in blighttown. hope you grabbed the master key
>>340645974
Nope, I rolled binoculars
>>340644743
Good idea
Just summoned 2 people for Quelaag, they died ald left her at ~half HP, had to tickle her to death with my 30 dmg R2.
>>340629248
Let's see what we got
>>340629248
Why was one of these never made for DaS2? Is it really that shit?
Also roll.
>>340629248
Rolling for dis shit
>>340646584
Because DS2 online isn't dead
>Roll warrior
>Go through Dragon Valley
>Grab the BKH and Grass Crest shield
>Summon Solaire for Gargoyles :^)
>mfw BKH 2H from creation to usable in 10 minutes
Speedrun strats are fun. Gotten 4kids down finally and now to invade some nerds, this strat only brings me to lvl 22.
>>340629248
rawlin
>>340629248
LETS GO
>>340629248
rollin'
>>340629248
Roll me senpai
>>340629248
roling
>>340646757
how reliable is the BKH drop? i typically go for the claymore or halberd since they're guaranteed
>>340629248
Give me good character
>>340629248
ROllin and fuck the spam :^)
>DS3 Sacred Flame glitch fixed
>Horse Hoof Ring 100% useless now when it was barely used before
>Fixed the "animation swap" glitch with spells to do shit like Wrath of the Gods on a Heal spell
>Bunch of "adjustments" with not even a "Buff" or "Nerf" indication
I might as well go play DS1, yeah.
>>340629248
asdfg
>>340629248
On that note,
Rollan.
>>340647481
>Bunch of "adjustments" with not even a "Buff" or "Nerf" indication
Even the patch notes have lore.
>>340629248
lets go
>>340644790
Git gud
>>340629248
Pls give me the gud build
>>340629248
Rollan!
>>340629248
good roll pls
>>340629248
ayy
>>340629248
Rolling! Fuck yeah, i never got to play dks1 with many players!
>Beat the gargoyles finally.
>Oh my fuck I have to beat Tauros Demon now
>Get there first try but die immidiately because my swings are too slow.
>Second trek back to the boss and I get cluster fucked by the theifs and die from bloodloss.
>Lost 3 humanities and 3k souls all of which I desperately needed.
Annnd i'm done. Fuck this game. You literally cannot beat it without using a build with melee in it. I rolled a 993 and I cannot deal with most of these areas.
Fuck I don't even have an offensive spell/miracle yet.
>>340648106
>Taurus Demon before Gargoyles
He's so much easier than them, how the fuck?
>>340629248
Let's roll this thing
>>340629248
fggfdgfd
>>340629248
Sweet rolls
>started yesterday
>spend 15 minutes trying to invade today
>20 nodes
>finally connect
>lose all nodes
JUST
>>340648236
He's easier when I can actually swing something that's faster than a rock and still get decent damage.
Right now before I can even swing with my Axe I get pounded on by the dogs. If I switch and try to kill the dogs I get pounded on by the demon. Any faster weapon I use does literally <30 damage.
>>340648579
>Taurus Demon
>Dogs
Anon. Taurus is the bull guy on the bridge.
Capra Demon has dogs in the enclosure.
>>340629248
rolling roll
>>340648106
You mean Capra Demon
>>340629248
wkmdjnvl h
>>340648106
Summon someone to help you, retard. That's the whole point of this event.
>>340648579
oh shit you mean the Capra demon.use the stairs
>>340629248
I never finished ds1...
>>340629248
KEEP ON ROLLLAAAAN
>>340647351
It's not that reliable, if I remember correctly from the speedrunning days, we were crunching it to around 10-20% with one humanity I think? You can do a glitch to give yourself a shitton of humanity by item duping the fire keeper soul. Get 10 humanity through that and you'll be looking at 210 item discovery I think. That will help at least a bit, but I'd bank on landing at a 25-30% chance with that.
You could always go and try grab the other Black Knight weapons, either the two sword types in burg/parish or the axe in catacombs. They're all ridiculously strong and I think they ignore armor, not completely sure though.
>>340629248
Thanks
>nerds ITT not using DSCM to get 30 nodes in 5 minutes all tailored to your zone and level
Man, it's really weird how slow and easy this game feels after putting hundreds of hours into Bloodborne and Dark Souls 3. Still having a blast though.
>>340629248
Forest ninja build pls
>>340638343
tweaked a little bit, this shit is too much fun
http://mmdks.com/887t
all weapons are only +10, keeps it interesting
>>340629248
ayooo
>twinking vs O&S without Solaire
I'm definitely not going to be able to git gud enough to do this. I don't feel like walking all the way to undead parish to upgrade my weapon or to talk to Solaire either. Any low level players I can summon for that fight here?
>>340649462
>Easy
I'm having a harder time replaying this game than i had beating ds3 for the first time, fucking stamina manegement and shit.
>>340629248
Fug
>>340627818
No. Fuck leddit.
>>340649817
wtf git gud
i beat them sl 1 without solaire and it wasnt hard at all, it was much harder to beat them without healing at high level
>>340649817
Uhhhh. What about the giant blacksmith? He's right there.
>>340627818
I'll probably play and maybestreama little bit later. I'm a little worried I'll notice how janky it is after DaS3, but I'm sure I'll adapt.
>>340650025
I'm at +5 and you need to give andre the large ember to get +10, which is how you get the more advanced upgrades from giant blacksmith
>>340629248
Rolling.
Guys, I fucked up. Anyone else ever have this happen to them?
At least the sun is bright
>>340629248
No shitty item please
>>340629248
rolling for senpai
>>340650693
The Colorless Deep Fog slowly creeps beyond Boletaria's borders
>>340651009pls stahp
I'm at the bell gargoyles SL 19. Why isn't anyone summoning me, I've got mad nodes with wulf.
>>340650693
I get the same shit sometimes, just restart the game
>>340651368
I have several times.
I was playing with DSfix and watchdog trying to get my nodes above 0 and then that happened.
>>340629248
dont give me whips
>>340627818
Oh right, it's free XBL weekend.
>>340651513
If restarting won't help try running at 30fps, 60fps makes the game do weird shit.
>>340651328
you're above the average range
http://darksouls.wikidot.com/co-op
someone want to post their steam ID? I just realized that I have no active nodes.
>>340650693
Try changing the AA in DSFix.ini to FXAA or turning it off completely.
>>340629248
rool
>>340629248
Hope I get something good
is dark souls 3 worth getting?
>>340652329
Yeah, anon, it's real fucking good.
>>340652329
It's an alright enough game, if you like the other souls game you will like it too. Overall it's a bit bland with not a lot of replayability.
>>340652329
Better than DS2
Bigger than DS1
not necessarily better than DS1
if you want more DS1/DS2 but with a new playground then get it, its similar enough to both to not alienate
>tfw revving up my SL10 troll invader build
>>340629248
PLEASE Something good
>>340652329
Yep. Making new characters is super fucking tedious though compared to the other games.
It makes some really obviously terrible game design decisions in the context of the series but its still a good game despite what the shitters say
>>340652467
>>340652613
>>340652813
>>340652937
looks like I'll be picking it up next time its on sale. Thanks for the recommendation
My sign has been at the gargoyle's for 15 minutes now, no summons
>>340629248
rollz
>>340653364
sry, i've been killing everyone on my twink, no one can stay human long enough to summon
>>340627818
Download region?
Set to Japan and I get 0 nodes
>>340629248
meh, might as well
>>340652329
Combat has basically been reduced to r1 and roll spamming even in PvE because there are OP enemies that move at the speed of light and can take down half of your health in a single hit. It's like they tried to combine the enemies of bloodborne with the combat of dark souls and they thought it wouldn't be shit
god damn low level invading in the burg just reminds me how much better invading is in this game as opposed to dark souls 3
>>340629248
rerool
>>340629248
000 pls
>>340653596
Git gud
No but really I played through with an UGS and had plenty of time to use r2s and weapon arts. Level your health and use the 15 fucking flasks the game gives you you shitter
>>340653786
I have a softspot for DaS3 low level invasions, sure you're outnumbered most of the time but I play it more like a stealth invasion sneaking, watching, and waiting
while in DS1 I just "friendly duel"
I like both
>>340629248
lets go
>>340653786
How could you not enjoy three people being impossible to hit because rolling takes 0.1% of your stamina that also have 15 healing potions each that give you full hp in an instant?
>>340653448
Summon me then you piece of shit, i'll use CE on you
memes
>>340653992
I started as pyromancer so I had to level my dex to 14 before I could use any weapons, and then I leveled my strength to 16 so I could 1 hand the halberd. Did I fuck it up? I seriously want to know because when I got to road of sacrifices it seriously made me question if I had messed up my leveling, something that never happened to me in DaS1
>>340654104
I may be cheap but I dont cheat, I have watchdogs, I'd just leave
>>340629248
hit me
>>340629248
Dear le gooby
>>340654104
give me your steam id and i'll join you
>>340629248
roll!
>>340629248
anything but bows and cross
>>340629248
woah, okay
>>340653980
>Dragon breath run
>>340629248
ROLLOUT TRANSEXUALS
>>340654204
Honestly mage classes just eat straight dick until about 50% through. I don't recommend them unless you've played through it before.
I played pyro and once I got to the point where I had good stats for casting it was fine but I had to make a sword raw to actually do any damage to get to that point.
If you keep playing that guy go get the astora SS and make it raw, and just dump stats into int/fth. by lv60 you should be able to kill bosses in like 8 casts
UM GUYS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
I'VE PLAYED THROUGH THIS GAME LIKE 7 TIMES AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
>>340629248
uhhm
>>340654970
its a Vagrant
http://darksouls.wikidot.com/vagrant, its an online only monster so it depends on someone else fucking up badly in their world for it to spawn in yours
>>340654803
If I were to restart which class would you recommend? One of my friends did his first play through as herald and thought it was great
>>340654970
Vagrant NIGGA.
Kill it. Someone dropped some special shit for that to show up in your house.And by that I mean probably cheated
I can't see any signs or invade. Should i change my download region? Currently at Anal Rodeo at lvl 50
>>340655118
i mean how rare must that be! I've played the game for so long and i've never seen that before
Am I just using the connectivity mod wrong? I have twenty out of twenty nodes active, and when human I can see a shitload of signs, but nobody is summoning me.
>>340655173
well when I killed it got a humanity
>>340629248
oh boy here i go rolling
>>340655140
Mercenary for Dex
Warrior for Str
Deprived for quality
Everything else is really for mixed builds
Deprived isnt as bad as it says since everything you need is in the first area.
>>340629248
Rollin'
>>340655270
Yeah they are pretty rare, in my 700 hours i've only seen 4, killed 3 of them, the 4th one killed me when I was resting at a bonfire at the sunlight alter, the little fucker
>>340655380
Yep.
>Evil Vagrants are the result of unretrieved humanity being lost. If a bloodstain containing 5 or more soft-humanity isn't picked up by a player before they die, a Vagrant will be sent to another person online.
>>340629248
Rolling x1
>>340655303
you might be overleveled
>>340651975
>>340629248
Roll x2
>>340629248
Rollan
Blox
>>340655775
>>340655713
huh....
thanks for the help
For a second there I thought I found some new enemy or something
>>340629248
Let's get it boi
>>340629248
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
>>340631732
Yeah I put my sign there and I was summoned 50/50 for Artorias and KAlameet
>>340654970
So fucking bummed that shit like this isn't in Dark Souls 3.
Has anyone ever come across a wandering item bag?
>>340629248
Rolling.....
>tfw been invading people with CE on all morning
get fucked fags
>>340656571
Hey what's your profile name on steam? i'll come invade ya
>>340654970
>mfw last time one of those spawned for me he popped up right in the middle of the ledge leading up to the Anor Londo archery club, just as I was trying to dash through.
>>340629248
rollin' this shit
>no summon signs
>no messages
>failed to invade
>failed to invade
>failed to invade
This shit says its online but I ain't seeing no one.
>>340629248
Rollhvbgngb
>>340656812
>Run through the game with CE
>Purposely drop slabs on that ledge and kill myself at least 10 times
I wish there was some way to see my vagrants killing people
I give up.
I filled out a refund form on gearbest for a double order, took a shower, and did my laundery and with my sign down and no one summoned me.
>>340656954
>>340657179
You faggots got the online mod?
>>340657179
Where did you put your sign down?
>>340657161
I was almost certain someone was doing that shit on purpose. I like your style, family member.
>>340657506
I'm not and my shit is working perfectly fine
>>340629248
Already rolled Pyro, but dunno what to do with it yet.
Roll
>>340629248
rul
Giant Dads SL10 and SL99
max upgrades armour/weps
all meme gestures
0 progress on both
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6RDrBt8oGM8Yk50RzJ3T09zQWs/view?usp=sharing
Getting to Anor Londo on the SL99 one should take you about 15mins.
>>340629248
Bring it
>>340629248
Fuck it let's roll.
cheap beer or liquor?/spoiler]
>>340658959
Coffe with milk and sugar
>>340629248
FUCK IT
>>340658959
Gin and ginger ale.
It tastes good and and if anyone asks you can say gingingerale
>>340658959
Gin, cider, black currant juice and port wine
>>340629248
SHIIIIIITTTTTTTT
>>340629248
leggo
>>340629248
allahu akbar
Is anyone playing on PS3?
>>340629248
fuck it lets go
>>340629248
ROLLIN HARDER THAN UNDERTAKER
>>340629248
Rollan of Gilead
>>340660202
Reroll.
>>340629248
Let's see what I get
what stats should i up before fighting taurus demon?
i've been in undead burg grinding for a while now and got my dexterity up a bit but i wanna know if i need anything else
>>340660553
he is an early boss, you can fight him with any stats
>Can beat namless king with a ugs first try no problem
>Fucking choking on quelaag
HOW?
>died to Taurus Demon
End my life family
>>340660752
Lava and surprise AOE.
>>340660752
>tfw first black knight dropped shield
>queelag is literally easier than the first undead
>>340660769
Same.
Fucker knocked me off the edge.
>>340627818
Any tips for a whip build?
I always wanted to do one Castlevania-ish playthrough but where can I get the earliest whip? Which is the best, rings, stats?
It's been forever since I played the first one.
>>340629248
Rolling for lolling
>there are still people who white knight noobs in the berg by waiting with havels armor
Its a reddit event all right. Christ how autistic do you have to be to enjoy doing that?
>>340660994
>get a whip
>whip
>then nae-nae
>>340629248
Roller
>>340627818
will fap to liru then making new character
Can't decide what to make though; gms+titanite catchpole battlemage, dragon greatsword build, or something more down to earth like zweihander princess guard
>>340660769
I died to the Capra Demon. Twice so don't feel bad.
>>340660994
IIRC the basic whip is somewhere in blighttown. I'd honestly just CE yourself a whip to start, at the very least.
>>340661541
capra demon a bitch tho tbvqh fampai
>>340661541
>>340660769
>>340660752
>tfw I come back to a level 33 character thats already beat quelaag,pinwheel,capra, and gargoyles
>mfw Im further into the game than I thought
>>340660085
yee buddy, invading in the parish
>>340629248
Sure, why not.
>>340629248
Raol
>play again DS1
>realise it's still the best Souls game ever
feels good
I just got home from some business. Is the event working? Is there actual life in this game again?
>get my dex/faith spearknigga rolling, as the numbers ordered
>fighting shitdragon in the depths
>kinda start feeling like some sort of poor man's Chinese bootleg Ornstein
>>340629248
Rolllin' rollin' rollin'
>>340662028
>DS1 the flawed gem
>DS2 the game that tried but never could
>DS3 the game that could but never tried
>>340629248
Rollin'
>>340662209
To be fair, DS3 is still unfinished, the DLC decides the final outcome.
So it's more like
>DS3, the unfinished turd
>>340629248
Hell yeah, I would love to.
>>340629248
here we go
>>340629248
Rollerino
>>340629248
lego
>>340629248
Fiiiine
>>340629248
Gimme gimme gimme
>>340629248
lets do it
>>340660553
Anything but resistance. Never level resistance. Not even once.
Then lightening pine resin+plunging attack
>>340661283
Get fucked, you meme loving vermin :^)
>>340629248
This is my official roll
>>340637278
I want a version with Giantdad saying "THE LEGEND DIES"
>>340660769
I had to use like 4 estus fighting Taurus because I am still used to DS3's faster everything and OP rolls. Kept being retarded and rolling too soon straight into the fucker's attacks.
>>340629248
OH GOD I'M ROLLING
>>340662478
>pyromancer with bows
How come every time I try to summon someone I get summoning failed? I have 20 nodes and can invade and get invaded most of the time.
>>340629248
fug :D
Just got OUTSKILLED by a host and two phantoms three times in a row
>>340629248
Its go time
>tfw broken computer and nothing to play dark souls on
why live?
>>340660994
you've only got the vanilla whip, notched whip, and the guardian's tail to choose from. vanilla whip is in blighttown, you can get to it fairly quickly with the master key and a bit of luck. i've found it tracks better if you keep it in the left hand, so you can supplement it with a longsword or rapier
>>340629248
Rollin for this
>>340627818
Oooh boy I´m going to rape some fuckbois with my sl 18 dickwairth
>>340629248rolling
>>340629248
Ayy lmao
>>340629248
Alright
>>340629248
RKOORKO
>>340629248
benis
>>340656371
Maybe? I found a random homeward bone as a dropped item bag in firelink once, next to the bonfire.
Was weird.
More deadly than std bomb
>>340629248
Rollin?
>>340663368
Get sorcery+miracles for fucking once
>I get all the covenants that DONT give extra spells
JUST
>>340629248
Rollan for restart.
>>340627818
Tomorrow maybe. I gotta go out tonight.
>>340662978
how is it broken?
>>340629248
>Our system thinks your post is spam.
Fuck YOU
I've set my level to 1 and i've got a bow that's insta cursing people
woo wee
>>340629248
Bowl
>>340627818
>no demons souls day
fuck off rebbit
>>340629248
Go go go!
>>340629248
roller blade
>>340663920
It keeps crashing on startup. Thankfully I have a spergy computer guy living down the hall that promised to look at it this weekend
>>340627818
I wish I could but I'm out of town for the weekend. Oh the glory of an alive dark souls 1
>>340664236
>Implying most das fans own it
>/r/darksouls
any day is a good day to hunt down redditors
>>340664236
there was you dingus
it was called Return to the nexus
>>340627818
I wish. i dont have xbox live i'm stuck on pre-patch, dude
>>340664236
demons is still surprisingly active in low sls
specially if you invade as Old monk
>>340629248
Oh, why not?
>>340629248
R-o-l-l
>0 invasions
>0 summons
>no signs
So how dead is 360?
>>340664703
>invading old monk with regenerator ring/shield and phosphorant pole
good times
>>340629248
role
>>340629248
ROLL MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>340629248
rolando
>>340629248
give me the numbers senpai
>>340664949
If you don't get constant summons at O&S it's pretty fucking dead, i was getting constant summons there (2 minute wait at worst on primetime hours) when PC had <1000 players peaks
>>340664956
kek, I do something similar
>regenerator shield+5
>scraping spear/dragon mitrhad hammer/blessed halberd
>baby´s nail+5
>poison cloud
>29 vit+bonus
depending on how they play I´m not too much of a dick and I don´t use healing items, but if they start using r1 spam with some bleed weapon or magic spam I fuck them up
>>340665649
What sl? I tried with two characters on ps3 and didn't get shit. Lower level works fine
>>340629248
Rolling.
>open up DaS PC
>immediately get lots of summon signs everywhere
>getting regular invasions
>exit out and back in a couple minutes later
>no summon signs whatsoever
>failed to invade x1000
The fuck is going on?
>still not getting invaded
I am retarded, and don't know how SL contributes. I'm SL 10 and just killed Taurus demon. What do?
>>340666150
can't get invaded after you've killed the boss, move to the next area
>>340629248
R O L L
O
L
L
>Dying because I forgot you can't jump with L3 in das
>>340651913
no it doesn't, stop this meme
>>340629248
Fuck your mother.
>>340629248
roll for taking a break from ds3
>>340629248
Rolland
>>340627818
I would, but I'm poor so I can't play online.
>>340629248
starting my build now, anyone still playing?
FUCKING GIANT RATS UNDER THE BRIDGE
>>340627818
Well I'm impressed, I get instant invasions on my SL1 twink on PS3. There seem to be plenty of new players too.
>badass special ability
>telegraphed as fuck
i WILL hit someone with this bitch today
>>340629248
Lets see what we are rolling with
Let's ruin the event, boys. Im using a save editor for 99+ stats. You can download it from there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mg8M2ZmPt4
>>340667324
sorry your thread failed so badly
also
>needing cheats to beat reddit
>>340629248
Adrian Rawlin
>>340667324
I'm cursing and invading new players with that dragon breath effect shit
top kek :^)
>>340667575
epic! epic for the win!
fucking hell it crashes everytime i try to load a char or make one and start the game
>>340629248
Rolling sepia desu
>>340667693
Memes am i right!
>>340629248
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>340667324
This is why the PS3 version will always be superior.
Where is everyone?
I've been invading Anor Londo for the past hour and haven't gotten anything.
>>340667324
>downloading a shady editor from a mexican video
>not knowing how to CE
Enjoy your RAT
>>340667730
nvm fixed lol.
Blueberry Bob reporting in at undead parish
>>340667824
Keep telling yourself that.
>>340629248
roll, this is not spam you fucking piece of shit
>>340667824
PS3 version is by far the worst, what with all those fucking tryhard japs
>>340627818
Just started a warrior.
Want to do some low level co-op and pvp, but haven't the patience/gudness to do four kings atm.
Any advice for fun reasonable low-level gear/build?
>>340667958
>>340668032
Enjoy your hackers.
>>340667824
Why? Because it has people that will pretend to be pc players just to stir up some shit?
>>340627818
>tfw your internet shits on you
>>340668147
Because no hackers and surprisingly large community.
>been chilling in the parish for 20 mins
>the bell hasn't rang since I started
It's a lonely kind of feeling
>>340668328
nigga im there now. im trying to get the soapstone for jolly coop
Please for the love of god someone tell me they're waiting to be summoned at Ornstein and Smough. I can't get past these fucks no matter how hard I try and I only have one humanity left.
>>340629248
R O L L I N G
>>340668442
I'll do it for you, what's your steam name?
>>340668139
I've literally played against hackers on PS3 and used hacks myself. Don't give me that shit.
>>340668434
Same here, but I haven't got anything. I hope you get someone soon
>>340629248
555
>>340668561
MAYhem
>>340668591
oh shit i forgot i had it lol
throwing down summon sign outside the bridge leading toward the blacksmith
>>340668574
Hacking on PS3 is way harder than PC or 360 so most shitters don't bother. I should have said way less common.
>>340668689
Alright i'll connect with you in a bit
>>340668123
You can run to Pinwheel at the start and have Leeroy beat him for you (for the souls). Then run to Vamos and make a fire weapon that'll steamroll a lot of the game. There's some good weapon choices that you can get quickly enough early too, like great scythe, uchi, zweihander, lucerne.
wait what region should I play on PC?
I did luxembourg and it had a lot of messages, but I never once got invaded.
>>340668697
That would help with the summoning problem.
>>340668783
picked up the zweihander, thinking of just going to gargoyles and getting sunlight covenant early.
summon sign on pc outside of gargoyle fight
>>340668771
Japs are honestly worse than noobs with trainers that you can just kick off ledges
>>340629248
rollllling
>>340629248
Rolllllleee
decent dex pvp build?
i mainly just need to know what stats I need, don't really care about weapons or armor I can just dick around with those, I just don't want to hit one of those magical soft caps that I don't know shit about
>The only downside to getting Havel's full suit and just maxing Endurance in DS1 is a single boss fight that is designed to make it physically impossible for a havel user to beat.
>>340669472
https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls
figure it out
>>340669729
which boss?
>>340669472
40 endurance
40 dexterity
However much strength you need to hold the weapon of your choice
That's the basic jist of it. Put in more endurance if you want to wear heavier armor and still roll properly. You can also add some attunement slots and use pyromancies on top.
God i forgot how much of a fucking delay there is when hitting roll and when your character actually fucking rolls
battle axe vs longsword, which do you prefer?
>kill a guy in front of the parish gate
>close it immediately after
my dick is DIAMONDS