>hijab
>shorts
what the fuck?
Black people are odd
hijab? that's a scarf
Halal on top, haram on bottom
>>340624920
That's an Iranese Hijab, their Islam is kinda weird.
>>340624920
>ubisoft
>>340624920
It's more of a symbolic thing. Before Islam became more fundamentalist, headscarves were more like accessories than dedicated hair-hiding devices. There's one of those fashion through the ages things that shows it on youtube.
>Le Anonymous 4 Social Justice: The Game
I wonder which feminist landwhale at ubicuck pitched this idea
>>340624920
SO PROGRESSIVE
I think the hipster aesthetic looks neat.
I'm optimistic.
>>340625040
Awww yeah
>Whitey is mad he isn't the target audience of an entertainment product
Welcome to the club
muslims believes hijab is sexy.
it's the same thing as you nerds believe anime girls are sexy.
Obligatory
That entire trailer made my face implode into itself by cringe.
Is this seriously what mainstream think hackers look like?
They ripped her straight from Mr. Robot. They have a Muslim girl on there as one of the hackers in F Society
>>340624920
edgy.jpg
>>340624967
niggers are stupid
![FC3_Blood_Dragon_Cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vMn6LmX.jpg "FC3_Blood_Dragon_Cover[1].jpg")
>>340625328
It's obviously tongue-in-cheek senpai.
Ubisoft is capable of satire.
>>340624920
Really this entire thing looks like a funny photoshop we made or something
Its extremely hard for me to believe that a dev can be this extremely out of touch with the people
>>340624920
> YOU ARE IN CTRL, HACK EVERYTHING
>>340625295
>most gamers are white men in their 20s-30s
>hurr durr lets market to niggers and mudslimes and SJWs
>>340624920
>there are people with different cultures and ins't white in this world
>WAHHHH
Genuinely don't give a shit who they are, just as long as its fun.
DUDE HACKERS LMAO
>>340625047
>iranian-american woman
>hijab
She's a token muslim, most iranian-american women do not wear a hijab because it remind them of the islamic revolution. Which they likely fled from if they are an american now.
this game is dildos
>First game has a white male MC, in an open world
>Second game has a black MC and is set in the same open world
The Prototype Curse strikes again! If you don't buy Watch_Doges_2, check your privileges!
>>340625496
>Every game must appeal to the majority
>cars hanging off cranes
Who thought of this shit?
>>340625496
>Doesn't like Def Jam, GTA:SA, and 50 Cent
What a fag.
>>340625557
Would you market tampons towards young boys?
>>340625328
>lol these guys have no idea what hacking culture is
>and I do, cuz I'm a leet hacker with anonymous
>look at me, I'm cool and am totally an edgy outcast of society, looking to inflict pain on those who caused me suffering
>>340625557
Thats a funny thing to say considering the game looks the way it does because its trying to appeal to absolutely everyone, and ofcourse failing spectacularly
>>340624920
What is this?
WE
>>340625632
who are you quoting
>>340625619
Terrible analogy. Try another one that makes sense.
>>340625328
Yes probably. But considering this is fantasy and you can't sell a game about fat neckbeards sitting in a room drinking rare Jolts and caffein or some skinny horseface with long straggly hair clicking away at his 3 monitor setup, this is the shit you have to sell to get people interested.
This will be the millennial "Hackers"(the 1995 movie) where it will probably take inspo from more realistic shit (mr robot, and modern meme hacker culture like lulzsec or "anonymous") but still have a guy running around like he's John McClane.
>3/4 characters are your typical american "white"
>therefore it's pandering to SJWs
what.
>>340625694
Would you market video games towards 80+ great-grandmothers?
>>340625632
hes not wrong though. Hackers look pretty casual.
Photo of defcon hacking conference.
>>340625680
The young man in the photo. I am using this quote to compare him to yourself, in order to show you how foolish you look.
>>340625040
Halal on the streets, haram in the sheets
>>340624920
>Hijab
>hanging off the chin and showing neck
>>340625748
>all white
What a surprise.
>>340625557
>the majority needs no representation because they're already the majority anyway
A game where you play a white dutch South African farmer who fights "da black man who be keepin him down yo" would be a nice angle on the whole diversity thing for a change.
>>340624920
The irony is staggering that what a video game character us wearing triggers you as much as it triggers sjw's.
Who fucking cares
Daily reminder these threads are made by Ubisoft employees, they attack their own games to get conversations started
>>340625789
you're being silly.
>>340625789
Well yeah, you need to be a minimum educated to use a computer.
>>340624920
ok this time i'm calling it
this is a fucking shill thread
i thought ubisoft didn't worked this place
>>340625465
extremely out of touch? People actually dress like this now if you're from a bigger or moderate size city.
Shit I live in Baltimore which is like the backwater town of American cities, slow on everything and boring. But you go downtown or to parts like Towson and you see people dressed in bomber jackets, joggers, skinny jeans and other weird shit. Especially if you go around the college areas, specifically Johns Hopkins/Mount Vernon and MICA(that art school here). Bunch of fucking hipsters and black junkies.
>>340625878
codemonkey
>>340625834
I wish, but /v/ really is this autistic.
These threads get hundreds of responses.
>>340625619
Soak them in booze and shove them up your but to get high. There, I just marketed tampons to young boys.Don't actually do this. It could kill you.
>>340625915
/v/ is proof positive that your statement is full of shit.
>>340625020
Yep, it's still a muslim religious item, but it's a scarf not a hijab.
>>340625921
Yes, out of touch.
You think the people actually wearing this retarded shit want to sit down at a pc and play pretend-hacking?
How fucking deluded that is?
>>340625163
They were for keeping the fuck sand out of your hair.
>liberals are ignorant of everything, including the very things they defend
>>340625295
I found their look was shit even before realise the main character was black.
They look like the thug who break stuff and assault people during demonstration or antifa retards.
>>340624920
>LOOK LOOK SHE IS MUSLIM. LOOK AT HOW FUCKING DIVERSE AND PROGRESSIVE WE ARE
>Oh but lets also show that she is young and cool so she'll wear shorts
They probably don't understand why women wear it the first place. I bet they think they wear them like national clothes or some sort of accesory.
>>340624920
Who fucking cares? None of us are going to play Ubishit anyway. Stop crying so goddamn much that people dress differently from you.
>>340625672
WUZ
>>340625739
That one almost made sense, except that isn't what is happening at all. Your argument against "appealing to an audience other than the majority" so far has been simply naming a very small minority group that isn't even relevant. I'll give you one more shot at this whole analogy thing before I put you on my block list. You can do it!
>>340624967
Why didnt you just say nigger? You live in a nigger area and are afraid of them or what?
>>340624920
ew look at her eye shadow, ugly as fuck
why do western devs give female characters shit tons of makeups
>>340626063
1337
>>340626119
Would you market videogames towards social justice warriors?
>>340625739
Device with infinite sudoku and crossword puzzles that will give you the answers faster than tomorrow's paper in case you die. Next.
>>340624920
>"muh po-lees killing our black bruthas who dindu nuffin" plot
>endboss is a Donald Trump lookalike
calling it now
>>340625985
Yeah I agree
These types of people would more likely be MacBook carriers sitting in a starbucks (as the people I described do).
But that average hacker isn't appealing to a mainstream audience. So Ubi is going to shoehorn stylish hipsters as hackers.
>>340626045
>I bet they think they wear them like national clothes or some sort of accessory.
I've met some women who do wear them as an "accessory" of sorts. Young women who were technically of the Muslim faith but didn't wear a headscarf normally but took to wearing it as a sign of defiance. They saw it a symbol of "fuck america" when america was storming over the middle east and as a middle finger to people who were pushing for banning religious clothing.
>>340625602
>being a nigger lover
>>340626207
is this the hacker known as 4chan
>>340625557
yeah this game is really daring
nobody, especially nowadays, would even dare to make a protagonist black
>>340625557
You are absolutelly right anon.
Im going to start a kickstarter selling books to blind people.
You'll fund me right?
I hope the final boss is some outlandish shit, like Mark Zuckerberg in a mech.
>showing her neck
>showing her shoulder
>showing her thighs
Western whore!
>>340626178
Yes. Yes I would.
>>340625916
>HOLY LULZ! IT'S DEDSEC!!
Absolutely disgusting.
>>340626287
who's this "for-shan"?
>>340625295
i swear to god people like to pretend like niggers here just to get a rise out of others
>>340626315
Except the fact that blind people aren't a potential target audience of book-reading people so your analogy is worthless. Basic logic > You
>SF Hacker
>Not a fat white guy wearing a Guy Fawkes mask who carries a Mac laptop
Ubifail
>>340625459
Blood Dragon was also a relatively short project and was also an April Fools joke. The only thing modern devs actually put quality into these days is AF jokes.
>>340626340
>"Why Brianna Wu is on Patreon"
Well don't we ask ourselves the same question?
>>340626315
Braille books are a thing, so yeah, I might fund you if you "translate" a good one.
>>340626232
This is the very problem
they tried making "awesome hacker" game the first time and it was a laughable dumb piece of shit
Instead of picking an unfitting theme and dressing it up like a retard - just fucking get a clue and pick a theme that works
>they fucking made Kanye the mc
>create boring, uninspired blockbuster with bad gameplay a dreadful story that largely goes ignored by the gaming community at large once all the pre-release marketing has died down
>sequel looks to be the same sort of garbage with a few bells and whistles thrown on
>throw in a minority protagonist and politicize the plot
>suddenly discussion is dominated by the protagonist and diverted away from whether the game actually looks good or not. plus you get a ton of free press
Like clockwork. Ubisoft and EA have excellent marketing teams.
>>340626207
Those decals on the laptop are so fucking bad it's ridiculous.
The people who designed this game seem to be incredibly out of touch with the kind of people that most hackers are.
Having a sticker that literally just says "Hacker" and spouts some memes is the kind of thing that only the most mainstream white girl who wants to show off would do.
so
who's ready for the only white guy in their group to betray them all
>>340624920
There was a gaming convention in Saudi Arabia a few years ago where cosplaying was allowed. One of the rules was, I shit you not, that a woman could cosplay as anything so long as she covered her breasts, pants area, and head. Everything else was fair game.
I really wish I'd saved the photos I saw. Goddamned Saudis. Islam doesn't mean much to "normal" Arabs.
>>340624920
>I DON'T AGREE WITH WHAT THIS FEMALE CHARACTER IS WEARING. TRIGGERED
Do you people not see the fucking irony? Who gives a fuck. None of you are going to play this anyway
>>340626207
>shitposting intensifies.jpg
>>340625952
This makes mustard gas
Progressive shit doesnt sell and the last thing the IP (or Ubisoft as whole) needed is another piece of shit
Is someone trying to bomb the company from within?
>>340625543
>>340625214
>>340625295
>>340625303
>>340625328
>>340625365
>>340625407
>>340626045
>>340626061
>Bitiching about the characters when we are about to have some hot SFM in the future
It's like no one here sees the positives.
>>340625498
>different culture
>happens in place that are still dominated by white
Nobody would care if the game was happening in Egypt or something.
>>340626340
>Making video games
That implies more than one. Isn't she still trying to push that PS1 tier looking garbage?
>>340624920
What the fuck is that big pill with wheels on the left?
>>340626470
they really do. I talk shit about how useless marketers can be but when they're good, holy shit they're good.
>>340626483
And the reason for the betrayal is either casual racism, or revenge because the girl didn't blow him.
>>340625936
ehehhehh
fritos tab mountain dew
>>340626405
Neither are white males who are tagged as "the cause of everything wrong in the world" by blacks and women going to purchase a game that features both and will for sure mock them in one way or the other.
These people are absolutelly retarded because they throw shit at our faces every fucking day and they pretend to sell us a game featuring those who try to humiliate us?
That's like selling a KKK game about beating niggers to a black man.
>>340625295
>>340625496
>implying this isnt perfectly catered to the white leftist "cuck" demographic.
I dont see how this is pandering to anyone but tumblrinas.
>>340624920
This is such an obvious enforcement of lefties views, it's all so fucking obvious, how can they get away with it?
How cringe worthy will the gamergate reference be?
What are the chances it will be a whole mission where you beat up some fat guy at the end?
>>340626470
Great how you can blame this on "marketing teams" and not /v/ being fucking retarded and unable to shut up about shit that doesn't matter.
Are you really so egotistical that you think they specifically built this game around getting a negative reaction out of easily triggered /pol/tards?
>>340626470
Thank you, anon, for not being another absolute fucking retard
It really is genius
Is every primary character in that game a mud?
>>340626470
>throw in a minority protagonist and politicize the plot
>suddenly discussion is dominated by how the game instantly became better and how we should all give it a chance
Ftfy
>>340626586
Automated security robot. Companies are selling them so you can downsize your security force to a few core members and let most of the leg work be done by the trashcan.
>>340625498
virtue-signalling doesn't work when you're anonymous
>>340625916
>i thought ubisoft didn't worked this place
dude they have mods in their pocket. remember the assassin's creed sticky fiasco? The dude responsible is still there, right now.
>>340626586
Looks like some Segway-based drone.
>>340626470
>>340626591
I can guarantee you that we wouldn't even be talking about this game right now if Aiden was still the protagonist.
Hell, I'm ashamed to admit that I'm following these threads just to follow the Muslim controversy. They did their jobs perfectly.
>>340624920
>ubishit
>>340624920
Many still wear them as a cultural fashionable thing, even if its not to hide anything.
Like gold crosses for muslims.
>>340626623
Fucking white guys and their persecution complexes, Jesus Christ.
>>340624920
How do you not know what a shemahg is?
Fucking kill yourself. Top tier utility clothing item. Scarf, head-wrap, can be made into a dust shield for mouth and nose, tough enough to be used as a rope, loads of spare material for tearing off to cover wounds, etc.
Ex military here.
>>340626264
Well that would fit their "we wuz anonymous and shit hack everything" rebel characters but I doubt they went this far for it. It's just there to identify her as muslim
>>340626582
>>happens in place that are still dominated by white
You mean america? That place known as "the melting pot" of the world?
Also, SanFran is pretty diverse.
>super sekrit hakzorz klubb
>Deadsec on fucking everything they wear or own
>dress like fucking retards to boot
Real fucking subtle.
>>340626807
>neofag
>>340626741
Maybe that should be the first clue that it's not "virtue signalling" you disingenuous cunt
>>340626482
>implying we arent all posting from laptops covered in decals like 4CHAN and ANONYMOUS
>implying I don't put stickers saying SHITPOSTER everywhere
>>340626275
>Muh white pride makes me unable to like games
You're more cancerous in one being than the entirety of the Detroit education system.
>>340626668
Yes.
If /pol/ gets upset and voices their negativity towards it, sjws will HAVE to pick up the banner and defend it
Now they have an easy way to market their game without spending money
It's marketing genius
nothing wrong with a black character as long as he's well written and enjoyable
but this is ubisoft so....
>>340626821
>That place known as "the melting pot" of the world?
The "melting pot" propaganda meme has died for over a decade, oldfag. Because people weren't dumb enough to believe it while seeing reality every day.
>>340626061
Oh look it's the WHO CARES argument from people who don't know shit about what constitutes good character design or what pandering is.
WOW that one fucking picture just made me never want to play this game or even watch another trailer.
Not that I was going to anyway but fucking hell.
They got my attention.
They got my interests.
But they don't get my trust.
>>340624920
>spend 10 years in Iraq
>neo-liberalism is now in my vidya
Pls no bully
Pre order ;3
>Mr. Robot the game
>>340626893
I've only got MLP and alienware stickers on my rig.
>>340626873
No, you need to fucking realise how pathetic it is for a white dude to sit behind his PC and cry about how oppressed he is by minorities and compare his plight to a black man being persecuted by the KKK.
Maybe we should drag some fat neckbeards out of their basements and lynch them in the streets to give them a sense of perspective. Thing is, even if we can find your neck under the chins, the rope probably won't hold.
Doesn't matter how "political" or "progressive" Ubisoft tries to be. The game is gonna run like shit, look like shit because nobody can play with high settings, and the story is gonna be shit.
Just like Watch Dogs 1.
There are two developers to support for open world action/crime games.
Volition and Rockstar
Other devs are irrelevant, especially Ubishit.
>>340625632
why are you acting autistic
>>340626814
Yeah, maybe in dusty, windy environments where you need lightweight breathable sun protection too. In the Urban Jungle, not so much. Stop defending the utility of it when it's not actually being used for utility.
>>340626882
just keep posting about how ur morally superior than all these silly racists :^)
>>340624920
What kind of person is this trying to appeal to?
>>340624920
STONE HER!
>>340624920
ubisoft is becoming a parody of itself
I can imagine their crew (comprised of 95% progressives and faggots) just trying to one-up each other in terms of faggoty ass shit that they can add
>THE GIRL MUST BE A MUSLIM
>BUT SHE ALSO HAS TO BE A FEMINIST
>BLACK ALSO
>>340627029
>fought in WW2 for freedom
>suddenly a resurgence of racism and everyone rooting for the authoritarian presidential candidate
>>340626908
This. Plus any negative press for the game can be countered with "y-you are just r-racist and don't like the game because it's not white".
Reviewers will be obligated to give it positive review in the character department because of that too or else they'd be branded as racist.
>>340624920
>YEAH WE MINORITIES DAWG, FUCK DA RICH AND DA MEDIA AND DA POLICE!
>Sheet alls we wants is yo money and to be famous and guarded by da police...
I fucking hate non-whites and liberals.
>main protagonist is gay
I swear to god, if there isn't any gay sex scene in the entire fucking game, I'm suing the fuck out of Ubisoft.
I mean what's the point of disclosing the sexuality of a character if it's irrelevant? For all we know, plenty video game characters could be gay, quite simply because they are never in a position to reveal details about their sexuality. Therefore, if Ubisoft outs him, they better have a good reason.
Otherwise, it's nothing more than a gay written as a cis, and it's offensive to minorities.
>>340625916
>do it for the lulz
>le ebin xD PEPE AWWW Yeeeeeeeshhhh.
fucking ubisoft man
>>340624920
Guess what? Give me a good, open-world game with top-notch hacking mechanics and I won't complain even if the main character is Spyro The Dragon or a turd animated by fecal magick.
>>340627053
And what if that white dude is gay and disabled? He could still cry about minorities persecuting him for the "crime" of being white. You're being bigoted when you look at a person and only think about the skin colour and not their motivations.
>>340627053
Spoilers nigger, you ain't been lynched or abused...
its always hilarious to see how hypocritical and stupid non whites are.
Nigga gets on MTV, gets handed millions of dollars to make stupid fucking rhymes about how abused and hard he is, in his video he is tossing money in the air with hordes of she-boons wiggling their fat asses...
And the dumb mother fucker sings about how oppressed he is.
>>340627147
>>340626908
You people are fucking delusional, holy shit.
The world doesn't revolve around /v/ and its half-baked political opinions. None of this shit matters nearly a fraction of how much you think it does.
when did /v/ suddenly become /pol/?
>>340627201
Yeah, he's not gay. Stop shitposting.
>>340627149
>THUG2
>hah yeah brah, fuck the world
>destroy shit for lulz, fuck rules, bring anarchy!
they're advertising to teens. You are not their target audience. And this shit isn't even new.
>>340627029
Should've stayed there, baby killer
>>340627127
How do you know theyre not gonna use it to conceal their face later? And its fucking sunny in SanFran, meaning its creating shade on their neck and face.or it could just be fashion, faggot
>>340625761
Kek
>>340627325
No of course im not the target, I play video games and have a job.
>>340626807
Fucking minorities and their persecution complexes, Jesus Christ.
>>340627132
Gee, maybe people want to be morally superior not for the sake of telling people how morally superior they are, but because being morally superior is, well, superior, morally speaking?
>>340625826
congratulations friend, you're not autistic.
>>340625761
>>340625916
>HOLY LULZ! IT'S DEDSEC!!
>>340627201
If you're going to pose as an SJW at least learn the lingo.
>>340624920
Yeah this looks like absolute garbage. I fell for the Watch Dog meme the first time, won't let it happen again.
>>340625365
every commercial makes it look like the shittiest show ever. some weird looking fuck creating a revolution definitely does not appeal to me.
>>340627403
>>340626807
Fuck everyone?
>>340627443
>3.73 MB gif, 320x240, not even ten seconds long
Jesus Christ, kill it with fire.
>>340626568
>/thread
>>340627517
full circle. everyone is the same whiny retard at their fleshy core.
>>340627352
>How do you know theyre not gonna use it to conceal their face later?
The same way that you don't know they will.
>>340627226
What motivations? Being a little crybaby bitch about how hard it is to be a white guy on the internet?
>>340626951
This
America is mostly blacks, latinos and whites
Muslims(whatever race they are), Indians, Asians, and other people are very few.
>>340624920
Ubisoft presents: the first AAA game created exclusively by Pajeets, from programming to translation and marketing.
>>340624920
This is super cringey
If they wanted to actually use the hacking meme superheros plot they should have a bit more fun and not be so realistic and faggoty about it
>Watch Dogs is Assassin's Creed with cellphones
>Farcry is Assassin's Creed with guns
Will the next Rayman be Assassin's Creed with a jump button?
>>340627142
From this point it's more like some marketing stunt where they trying to make huge shitstorm around the game so they would spent less on main marketing campaign and shit going to be promoted for free.
>>340627305
Around 2012.
>>340625303
>implying hijab isn't sexy
>>340627267
Well of course /pol/ isn't the only place, but there are people who will complain about it in other places too. That will force a group to argue against them and since the press want to be on the "politically" correct side they'd defend it.
Anyone who will say the game is bad will be countered by racism.
Remember DmC and "you d-don't like it because no white hair"?
>DUDE IM A HACKER, LOOK HOW I WIGGLE MY SMARTPHONE AROUND
>>340627498
Let me ruin it for you.It's basically a hacker version of Fight Club; except best girl dies.
>>340627594
>not be so realistic and faggoty about it
who says the 2nd game will be realistic and faggoty?
>>340625916
># HOLY LULZ! IT'S DEADSEC!!
I can fdefinitely picture a 60 year old businessman conceiving this game and telling himself "yeah, the kids will enjoy it".
>>340624920
WE WUZ HAKERZ N SHIET.
>>340627560
I see your bigotry has blinded you to anything other than your narrow world view. I pity you anon, I truly do.
>>340626668
only way to get publicity is to have media write about it and they only write about shit is if they are offended or can manufacture being offended. This is like new wave marketing 101 lol
>>340625761
That's quite a subtle pun, hope it was intentional.
>>340627310
>San Francisco
>not gay
Expect "Save the gay parade" and "Hack evil whites far right movement" missions too.
>>340627562
>Muslims(whatever race they are)
It's a religion, not a race.
>>340627598
Open world with parkour mechanics are now a default for AAA games.
People will complain if don't include these things.
>>340627562
America was never a melting pot.
It was 80%+ whites
The "melting pot" bullshit was about irish (whites) and German (whites)
Not dindus
>>340627642
So you think the problem is that game devs are racebaiting any time they try to have a non-white character in a game in some machiavellian marketing scheme to turn racists against them in order to make themselves look better
and not that it's literally impossible to have a black character in a video game without triggering a backlash from racists?
I mean even if the former is true there's an easy solution to everyone's fucking problems. Stop being racist cunts.
>>340626906
>don't play games with protag nigger
>they're all bad
>mfw
>>340627748
He's from Oakland.
>>340627797
>Rayman died for this shit
Looks like a Facebook loser's "I am anonymous" wet dream, I mean God look at those character designs they look so stereotypical and honestly from a shitty committee driven game from 2008
>>340627678
they will. Leave your bubble once in a while. Teens gobble this edgy "fuck the world" shit up.
>>340627782
Which is why I said "whatever race they are"
>>340627748
No the black dude isn't gay, he's already black so that's enough for the diversity quota for one character.
His white buddy is probably gay however.
>>340627693
Source: your arse.
>>340624920
>This game triggers the faggots on /v/ so much
>>340627906
Right. I had a brainfart there. Mea culpa.
>AYO HACK DA PLANET N SHIEIT
>>340626207
>DEADSEC = ANONYMOUS
lol somebody needs to photoshop dedsec out with anonymous and the reaper with guy fawkes masks
>>340627940
That's only skin diversity anon. So far, his gender seems to be boring male, and he claims to be merely human. That's nto enough diversity.
>>340627940
Nah the muslim chick is gonna be a cock tease lesbian, I'm calling it
>>340627693
And I mean it's fucking amazing how you've managed to turn your own racism into a narrative where you're somehow the victim. Fucking /v/.
>>340626568
Theres already endless porn and better characters for me to choose from.
Also the bitch looks pretty underwhelming either way, atleast the first watchdogs fed into the proper punk-cumbucket fetish zone, while this is all over the place
>>340627146
>suddenly a resurgence of racism and everyone rooting for the authoritarian presidential candidate
Hilary? You forgot to add in criminal in your quote
>>340625761
ITT /v/ growing frustrated that they're too old and are no longer the target audience
You may have a job/money, but your standards are far too high and you're stingy with your money. Theres a whole new generation with disposable income. You are no longer needed.
>>340625040
>>340625761
i love it
>>340628053
>not cock tease bisexual
best of both worlds really
>>340625295
Not even white, still tired of this "EVERY GAME MUST BE TOKENLY DIVERSE" bullshit. Fuck off you cunt.
>real people have already pre-ordered this garbage
>real people have already pre-ordered the 150+ dollars super exclusive gold with season pass + free skins + dragon dildo master gaymer diamond edition
A video game crash doesn't sound so bad right now
>>340628152
holy fuck ive seen a video of them girls topless covering their boobs and those two guys were just sitting there next to them
>>340625878
Nigga is turning white slowly, check out his hands.
Intelligence and education is turning him white.
>>340627146
>the authoritarian presidential candidate
Hilary?
>>340628229
nah, nigga is just ashy.
>>340627994
>that image
>implying niggers actually have water to drink
>>340628152
No! I grew up with video games! Video games must pander to me, always! There must not be a video game released that I would not consider playing! I AM GAMER, HEAR ME ROAR!
>>340628152
Ah yes, when you grow up you stop being the racial demographic which happens to make up the vast majority of gamers (Non including your facebook flash game shit). Also
>younger
>in crippling debt
>somehow has more disposable income
>>340628343
This is /v/
Not Kotaku
Kill yourself
>>340628152
>too old
I'm not seeing anyone complain about the age of the protagonists.
What people complain about is the both false and debatable idea that "minorities are underrepresented", which is exploited to undermine the legitimate, historical people of a country, and not only opposing it is unthinkable because that would be politically incorrect, but then defending the opposite with the same arguments is somehow "biggotry".
Fuck this trans earth.
>>340626287
Will this game have denuvo? Will it even be for PC?
Also,
>wearing a scarf
>starts raining
>wrap scarf over head
>tfw not sure if look more like Audrey Hepburn or alahu akbar
Both options are emasculating
>>340628359
>racial demographic
Do you shortsighted stormfags really not realise that most white people don't give a shit?
>>340628359
The younger gen is racially tolerant.
>crippling debt
not teens. Especially city kids, which this game is obviously representing and targeting.
The style is obviously overblown on purpose, I think Ubisoft knows real hackers don't look like that.
I actually kind of like the style, I just wish it was more cyberpunk and less hipsterish. The guy on the left looks ok. At least it's something, and not just blandness like WD1.
>>340628396
Nice try Reddit
>>340627146
>Fought for freedom
>Allied the commies
>>340626623
>Literally whining about being oppressed or a game potentially not portraying you the way you want to be portrayed
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>>340626207
>>340628036
>>340628751
100% agree, but this is ubisoft. we never know.
it's either /v/ is underestimating ubisoft's intelligence (or what's left it is) or overestimating ubisoft's stupidity
>Watch Dogs 2
Everything in the trailers just made it physically demanding to watch, I think I've never before cringed so hard at anything. I don't even care about the ethnicities of the characters, it's just that they are all so fucking bad otherwise. Ubisoft tried way too hard
>>340625498
>fun
>watch dogs
That's a good one. This game will get a pass with all the brownie points they're going to earn with the press because of how "progressive" it is regardless of how good it actually is.
Unless the press decides it's racist to showcase blacks and Muslims as criminals and murderers. Hopefully that happens so these cucks quit trying to please people that will never be happy.
>>340627728
Is the joke you're seeing about all the sandniggers having "sexual emergencies" and raping indescriminately, while also condemning people who have sex outside of marriage?
>>340624920
>muslims invented some rag wrapped around your head
>>340629058
It really has nothing to do with ubisoft. It's just /v/ taking something that's purposefully goofy and absurd seriously and then blowing it out of proportion so there's a reason to be outraged about. It's a sequel to watch dogs which was fucking awful so I don't know why anyone cares but since this game is so clearly an elaborate Social Justice plot to genocide all white males and make our youth have sex with immigrants it's problematic and we must talk about it constantly.
>>340629203
To be fair, like 80% of refugees are male and prostitutes won't fuck them because one guy pays and his six cousins will not let the girl go until they all nut.
>>340629203
I think it's about shitting in streets
>>340628359
If you're old enough to have debt, you're not the target demo of most games.
>>340628465
that exploding fucking van will always get me
Will WD2 manage to at least look as good as the WD1 trailer?
>>340629698
Why would you shit in the sheets? Come on, Pajeet it's not hard. Poo in the loo and people will like you too.
Watchdogs might have been shit but we can all agree that the invading system was 10/10 and it put the rest of the souls series after DS1 to fucking shame right?
Westerns BTFO nips at pvp so bad it's hilarious. If the invading system is anything like the first game, it might be worth a purchase.
>>340625789
Of course. Only whitey is dumb enough to lick government boots
>>340629847
The PVP system is good, but the game is shit. I'd rather have a great game with broken PVP than a shit game with passable PVP.
