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D.VA ONLINE
>>340605571
Forced meme.
>>340605571
NERF THIS XD
Is D.Va the mascot of /v/?
>>340607103
Kill yourself.
>>340607239
This.
>>340607239
Undulating post
>>340607239
Take a breather bud
>>340607239
same
how can I play overwatch for free?
NONE SHALL KNOW PEACE
>>340605571
rushed oc. should I do more with better quality control?
WINKY FACE :P
>>340605571
hee heeEL OH EL
Is she really as bad as everyone says?
>>340607989
she needs a buff, but with some upped damage she's gonna be a real nuisance. She could probably use a very slight nerf on her peashooter out of mech.
>>340607989
you can play her in pubs but against good people you're just a shit winston
>>340607239
shhh no butthurt.
only makdonaldz.
gibe french fries
actually a good meme
overcuck is shit though
>>340607239
I agree
>>340608286
>>340608268
What a shame. She was one of the few characters I was interested in playing as.
Fucking Umaru tier shit
Ban these faggots already
>>340608629
the difference with gremlin d.va is that she's actually cute and her memes, while cancerous, aren't nearly as cancerous as anything related to umaru.
umaru posters literally spam umaru just because they want to be obnoxious faggots and know everyone hates it.
>>340608629
they grew on me
this moe is more lulz than pedoshit
>>340608564
IIRC Blizzard said that she'd get a buff. I hope so, because she's pretty fun to play as, but she basically loses every 1v1 encounter because of her absurdly low damage output and her massive crit-box.
>>340608629
Can you be any madder?
>>340608925
i play both d.va and mcREE, but i still feel bad every time i see a d.va because it's just flashbang > fan the hammer and her mech explodes
>>340608925
What kind of doofus at Blizzard decided the big fucking mech should do shit damage?
>>340607717
Give Mercy slightly bigger hips.
Reminder that the original artist deleted this because people said it was pedophilia
>>340609039
The MEKA doesn't do shit damage, it just has a fucking huge spread and the biggest falloff in the game.
They need to adjust those two [and make the headshot hitbox smaller, it's a fucking huge box in THE MIDDLE OF THE CHARACTER], and D.Va is fine.
>>340609191
>Pedophilia
I'll bite, why is it pedo?
>>340609471
because two people are having sex and there's a child somehow involved
>>340609481
heck off
>>340609471
Not him, but I think canonicallyiirc
Pharah is underage and mercy is 30 something
>>340609561
That's just about most parents having their kids peek/walk in on them.
The omnics were right.
>>340609471
Child(19) walked in on two adults dispensing hope and compassion.
>>340609685
>Child(19)
fucking Americans, its 18+ here
>>340607717
yes ofc u bimbo
>>340609619
pharah isnt underage what the fuck
>>340609619
What?
Mei best girl
>>340608286
Double Winston isn't a meme. It's amazing.
Double any tank is good except DVa because of how shit she is.
>>340609619
are you retarded?
>kid walks in on you having sex accidentally
>get life in prison
just another day in america
Filthy gooks need to be put down. Same with you non-koreans wanting to fuck this gook. Your mongrel offsprings must be aborted immediately.
winky face
>>340609808
Fat is disgusting. Gas all fatties.
>>340609619
are you ok?
>>340609783
>>340609760
I remember someone saying it in a thread, Really just a guess on my part.pls no bully
>>340609619
>Pharah is underage
>>340609926
I WILL BULLY LEAVE PLS
Worst meme to date
>>340610036:^(
>>340609892
Without fat there can be no natural big tiddies.
>>340609926
D.va's the youngest at 19. Pharah's like the third oldest woman in the game at 32.
>>340610095
its ok i was joke no cry sweet childs
>>340608656
It's literally the same thing though, but instead of "Onee-chan buy me geimu!!!!" We have "I play geimu!!!! xd MLG doritos!" Also
>cute
>>340608926
No, I don't think I can. It's one of the most unfunny forced memes I've seen in awhile, and it's fucking spammed everywhere.
My friends draw this shit
My nondrawfag friends send me this because they think it's hilarious
/v/ and tumblr are in love with it beyond comprehension
I literally cannot go a single hour without seeing it. I hate it so goddamn much Jesus Christ
>>340610015
>phara 32.
>her mother was in the original overwatch team.
>While mercy was already too.
I'm a little confus
>>340609892
>being this gay
Go jack off to traps
>>340610167:^)
>>340610223
Her mother is older than Mercy, where's the confusion?
>>340610190
>My friends draw this shit
>My nondrawfag friends send me this because they think it's hilarious
I hope you complain as much to your friends as you complain to us, nigga.
>>340610190
>It's one of the most unfunny forced memes I've seen in awhile
>>340607989
She's got uses. Her defence matrix flat out nullifies Ultimates, she can get up to lots of places, never has to reload, and her gun when out of the mech has great range to the point she can pick off people from across the map.
The problem is that her DPS is atrocious enough that any competent player can react quick enough to do something about it, as you lose all manoeuvring when shooting, and your crit area is as large as Roadhogs belly. Also her Ultimate is blocked by a waist high box and has such a long time to react, the only things it's going to get are Bastions, Turrets, or morons. The main issue is that the matrix versus Ultimates aside, she's a worse Winston.
>>340610190
Sucks to be you, fag.
>>340610190
>My friends draw this shit
>My nondrawfag friends send me this because they think it's hilarious
>/v/ and tumblr are in love with it beyond comprehension
>I literally cannot go a single hour without seeing it. I hate it so goddamn much Jesus Christ
Look at this teenager. LOOK!
>>340610223
Mercy joined later in original Overwatch's life. Before Genji but after Mei. I.e. Most likely in her twenties while Farah was going through the military
>>340610190
idk i think its cute
>>340610289
But Tracer was in overwatch before it was prohibited too. Isn't tracer young as fuck?
Or was Phara's mother like 50+ when she was in OW? Tbh it looks like OW was split like 3 or 4 years or less before the game.
Overwatch is a meme game, biggest waste of $40 since I paid some whore off Craigslist to give me a bj
>>340610302
I don't understand reddit memes.
>>340610552
story time
>>340610190
The fact that it bothers you so much makes me love it even more.
>>340610517
>Isn't tracer young as fuck?
Can you jsut go read on the wiki their story at this point, do we really have to epxlain why each character did or didnt age?
Short story for Tracer: time fuckery.
>>340610292
I do but they don't care because they can do whatever they want
>>340610302
Well Dat boi came before the D Va memes, so I'm speaking relatively
>>340610304
Delet this
I know the response is to ignore it, but no matter how hard I try it always pops up somewhere. I just want these shitty memes to end aaaaaaa
>>340610758
God damn man, calm down.
Just hide the thread and move on, no need to autism out
>>340610635
That's mean Anon
This meme is taking over
>>340610820
This is /v/
It's essentially the go-to board for sperging out yknow
>>340610758
>I just want these shitty memes to end aaaaaaa
Then stop coming here?
>>340609191
>keep damage as is
>move at full speed while shooting
>remove mech headshot box
Fixed
>>340610517
Tracer's 26, she was recruited when she was most likely just entering her twenties.
>>340607103
Hm lets see...memes, gremlin, junk food, terrible personality, plays vidya, yeah pretty much
>>340610223
Mercy wasn't in the first of the first one during the war, which was like 30 years ago
She was in the one that came after omnigger crysis, which wasn't that long ago
>>340607989
All she needs is the Hazard symbol to not be visible to the enemy team when she uses her Ult.
>>340610758
IT'S MCDONALDS TIME
>>340607989
No she isn't. She is pretty good for chases and zooming in and out and great for taking out turrets. I play her the most out of all the characters.
>>340605571
Pharah Offline
>>340609926
Literally none of the girls are underage. Even if she were 16 she'd only be underage in some US states. A lot of the world has 16 as the age of consent with A LOT of countries being lower than that.
You're a fucking retard.
>>340610223
Mercy is 37
>>340611540
Thank you for being one of the 8 anons to point that out.I get it, read the fucking thread.
>>340609926
No one is underage my friend
>>340611652
Hnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg
>>340611170
Give her ult a slight pull, kinda like zarya's but not nearly as strong, just enough to slow people down
>>340611820
>>340609926
None of the girls are underage, anon.
>>340611921
How would that even work on her ult? Would it shoot out cables that latch onto people to weigh them down somewhat?
>>340611189
Big Mac no
>>340611893
>>340611996
Thank you anonI'm gonna bash my fucking head in if one more person says it unironically
>>340611934
>skintags
damn, those little details really make a difference.
>>340612007
It already looks like a big glowing ball when its charging, wouldn't be hard to bullshit away an explanation
Not that they need a bullshit excuse for how abilities work, just look at reaper
>>340612007
Well at the moment her ult pulls in physics objects laying around because the mech implodes.
So youknow, that would have something to do with it
>>340612065
Bruh, why are you thinking the girls are underage? No one is.
>>340611934
>>340611996
ENOUGH WITH THIS SHITTY MUSCLE SHIT, SHE'S NOT THAT FUCKING BUILT.
>>340608629
Except, Umaru is serious, the memey D.Va art is satire about how annoying/shitty of a character she is.
It's a joke anon, breathe
>>340612162
Anon please
>>340611934
>found dandon on deviantart the other day
>postcard size pics of nice girls
>amazing art
>thread yesterday mentions naked versions
>u wot
>search and find nude versions
It was like discovering masturbation for the first time, holy shit that guy is good.
I recognize Tumblrtale anywhere.
>>340611652
>"We need to check your ass for I.E.Ds Captain Pharah, don't worry its standard Overwatch procedure"
>>340612203
>Not liking /fit/ brown girls
>>340611996
Looks like she could be Korra's sister.
>>340611101
where does she talk about junk food
>>340612203
You need to calm down friendo. Two pictures are not a reason to have a hissy fit.
>>340612206
ROCK
TO
HEAD
>>340609191
>moms
>>340612267
You wanna give some proof that ain't anecdotal?
>>340612689
Go search dandon_fuga on gelbooru.
HEALING BOOOOST
>>340612203
you would be natty too if you ran around in a 300 pound suit all day
>>340611189
>that panel
every fucking time
>>340612902
Looks like the Pharah one isn't up yet. Thanks anyway.
>>340608629
>tell OW faggots to fuck off to /vg/
>they won't
>people start spamming memes
i mean you people sort of asked for it by overstaying, and the longer you intend to make OW threads on /v/ the worse it's going to get
>>340613561
overwatch is the flavor of the month we will be in vg by july
>>340612605
>2 women having sex in the missionary position
Is this Implying pharah as a penis?
>>340613759
mercy was on top so she has the penis
>>340613835
Makes sense. Farah is right in the proper age to have kids though she's getting on in her years compared to Angela who's heading into cougar territory.
>People who haven't even played overwatch have already formed a strong opinion against it
WE DID IT REDDIT!
>pharah
>having limbs
this thread sucks
>>340614105
junkrat is an amputee you cuck
>>340613928
>Mercy uses nanobots to maintain her youth and grow a penis to facilitate her dominant role in a lesbian relationship with pharah
That's some deep lore
>>340614232
>dominant
>5'7"
Oh no anon, Pharah was just testing out being a power bottom and to increase impregnation chance.
CHING CHONG PING PONG DVA ONRINE
>>340611540
Just want to point out that in Korea you need to be 19 to be adult, instead of 18. It has to do with the weird way they define age and birthdays.
>>340613180
>her name is Pharah
>shes egyption
>it's referencing to the word Pharaoh
>>340615080
That is weird but apparently the age of consent in Korea is 13 and it specifically says the western age of 13.
>Playing as Junkrat
>Get POTG, as well as an MVP card
>Get 1 vote that was from myself, and the rest go to some faggot Torbjorn on the other team
>>340615574
Nice catch dude
>>340615624
https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-age-of-consent-in-Korea-in-a-position-of-trust
Outdated laws which are superseded by newer ones like the japanese laws, as far as I can tell
>>340609742
He's referring to her actual age you tardnugget
>>3a>>340615751
Maybe you didn't press q hard enough
>>340615751
I always commend MVPs, friend or foe.
>>340605571
>tfw d.va is the second coming of umaru on /v/
Feels good.
>>340610190
Hahahahahahahaha like How the fuck are D.va memes real hahahaha nigga just walk away from the screen like nigga close your eyes haha
i kind of like this d.va meme but i don't think my friend will approve
>>340615941
someone please make mech chibi
>that feel when joined a Quick Play group with 3 people that were 130+
>on PS4
As a non amerifat, how do Doritos even taste? Are they just regular crisps? Mountain Dew appears to be somewhat similiar to Sprite from what I gathered from these threads, but Doritos are a shrouded in mystery for me
>>340612380
Looks more like Korra than Pharah to me
>>340616310
Corn chips with cheese flavour
>>340616310
what? everywhere I've been to in the world has doritos
they're just fucking corn chips
https://youtu.be/5T9w9xQnAaU
>>340616310
have you ever taken off your socks, and then were overwhelmed by the smell resulting from this action? that strange, salty, almost, ALMOST, cheesy smell? thats how regular doritoes taste
>>340616307
>2 people on your team are sub 20, one of them is level 8
This fucking matchmaking. Probably the only time I've ever felt the game enforces forced 50.
>>340616310
Mt Dew is nothing like Sprite.
>>340615751
>Playing as Pharah on defense
>End up with ~40 kills
>35 of which were objective kills
>Get a card with that on there
>Everyone votes for the Lucio with 16% team healing instead
You win some, you lose some.
>>340616307
I'm sub 15 and I'm better than most of the 20+ I get on my team.
>>340616597
I always vote for the healer. If there's no healer card then I don't vote.
>>340616429
great youtube channel you dumb faggot
>>340616429
>tfw be Asian
>played with some white dudes talking like rednecks
>try and be cool with it but felt intimidated still
whats wrong with me guys
Is Tracer's ult literally the worst one in the game?
>>340616597
i remember during the beta, some guy had 56 kills, was obviously potg, everyone including me just voted for some random just to see what happened if it went over 10 (absolutely nothing). dont take it seriously, theres no reason to at all
>>340616307
>Playing on Anubis or whatever that Egypt map is
>Lowest level in the team
>Kill almost everyone defending the 2nd point with Reaper's ult. twice
>Nobody helps me cap
>We lose
Being a higher level doesn't always mean you're better
>>340610015
>Mercy fucked this and her mother.
Mercy is going too far.
>>340616753
>that feel when be Asian
Looks like autism
>D.VA's default skin is also her best
Why even bother with anything else?
i play her hard as fuck, i always have damage medals and she has one of my highest recorded damage in a single game. i don't know how exactly because she isn't great but i just go in with her. i think people are always worried about her ult, so just play like you have it, all the time. you get a second chance to run around and laser gun people anyway.
>>340615790
>https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-age-of-consent-in-Korea-in-a-position-of-trust
That link specifically says position of trust. That's a different matter entirely.
>>340611101
>plays vidya
other than this you were spot on
>>340615761
Thats a big hamster
>>340616762
No that's D.va's
>>340616310
they're dangerously cheesy
>>340616826
It just means they've wasted more time being bad.
Is it just me or would Overwatch be 100% improved without Reaper? What a retarded overpowered edgelord
>>340616791
When I played the beta I thought it gave some extra experience or something, but that's not the case. I really don't understand why it's there if it does nothing.
>>340616831
She's a goddamn menace. She needs to be stopped.
>>340616868
>The phrase "by force" is an ambiguous translation of Korean word wi-ryeok (ìœ„ë ¥). According to Supreme Court precedents, the word wi-ryeok means : being physically stronger, or being older, or having more money, or being a government employee, or having anything that can put a person in a better position than a juvenile.
>being physically stronger, or being older, or having more money
>>340616887
It gets the retards that can't into LoS every time though.
>>340611934
I literally went "uff" that's how hot this picture is.
>>340616852
watermelon 2bh
>>340616924
Overwatch would be improved 100% by removing commends and potgs being forced at the end of a match.
>don't like Zarya's default design
>get her Siberian Front legendary skin
>Still don't play her
>Mystery Heroes on Brawl rotation again
>End up getting her
>That feel when maximum charge
>>340616852
do you even watermelon?
>>340616969
Reminder that Symmetra's a literal autist and you've all been jerking it to an actual retarded person.
>>340611101
>junk food
This isn't true
>>340610223
Pharah isn't in Overwatch isn't she? same way Widowmaker and Reaper arent, nor is Mei, it's just they exist in the in game team, and have connections to overwatch in the lore.
>>340617025
you can safely leave before PotG or alt-tab and not watch, also you can not click comm cards. you aren't forced to participate in either.
>>340616762
Thank god it's not great, it charges in 2 goddamn seconds
>>340609191
need some femanon to vocaroo ALL THREE
>>340617028
I don't like it
the shields are on cooldown way longer than I'm alive to use a good deathbeam
>>340616926
its there to encourage retards to do certain things.
>oh, killing three people in a row will fuel my ego!
slick, free, simple, its like an advanced version of the call of duty game winning kill, whose only purpose is to make you desire that attention, play another game or two
>>340617063
Pharah was on her to way getting into overwatch through proper channels instead of nepotism but then Reyes had to have his tantrum that led to Overwatch being shut down. So yeah, she's a free agent.
>>340616310
doritos are thin corn chips that have cheese powder on them, and garlic and onion powder that you can taste.
mountain dew is like sprite but sweeter and with orange juice mixed in and a fuckton of carbonation/caffeine
Purge the D.Va.
>>340617228
corn/tortilla chips. not like "corn chips" that fritos uses.
>>340617039
autist != retarded
aspergers is a form of autism for example and the smartest individuals on the planet suffer from it. autism is more about social awareness not the speed at which you think (retard = slow)
>>340605571
oh no, it's one of these threads again
might be getting too old for this place
>>340617228
so mt dew is an energy drink, that tastes comparatively better than most energy drinks with that weird red bull taste i can't even identify?
it doesn't really sell here commonly, even if i wanted to try it
>>340616969
ENOUGH WITH THIS UGLY MANLY MUSCLED PHARAH
She is womanly, thin, cute, and NOT MANLY
>>340617378
>manly
You need to overthink what you are saying.
She is Athletic, you idiot.
>>340617370
pretty much actually
>>340617406
thats what he is saying. these pictures draw her as a man. it is impossible for a woman to get as large and masculine as these drawings without being pumped with testosterone
>>340605879
Played a game with 6 d.va's the other day, and the NERF DIS spam was real.
>>340616885
CloseIt's a capybara
>>340613928
I really wish they had made Mercy ten years older and a full-on cougar.
>>340616885
For you
>>340607989
imo unless you're talking about high level/competitive play she's overpowered
>>340617454
>video game about future robot wars where pretty much everyone is an amputee or piloting a mech
>UNREALISTIC BODY TYPE PORN THO!!!
you're as delusional as the sjws railing against thin pretty girls
>>340616894
THOSE ARE CHEETOS RETARD
>>340616954
What's happening in this picture?
>>340617658
you seem to be misreading my posts. SHES FEMININE IN THE GAMES. MY POINT IS SHE IS NOT MUSCULAR LIKE ZARYA (STEROID JUNKIE), SHE IS MUSCULAR LIKE A WOMAN
>>340617454
Why are you talking about Zarya? You seem unusually fixated on her mang.
>>340617730
She witnessed someone get the hot monkey dick first hand
>>340617310
You have the 'tism yourself don't you?
>>340617763
You only see her face, you idiot.
>>340617658
It's not about it being unrealistic, it's about that body type literally not being her body type. It doesn't fit her character and its retarded to draw her like that.
D/v/a BEST GIRL
>>340607717
where do you post these so I don't have to scour every overwatch thread on /v/?
>>340616597
>getting golds in damage/eliminations/objective almost every time I pick Zarya
>tons of shielded damage, constantly saving retards running into hooks, bastion firing lanes, ults etc
>never ever getting a single commendation
>Reinhardt that constantly charges into his death and off the cliffs with 1.5k shielded damage gets epic
Not even mad, I love playing the best tank.
>>340617730
Had to put an end to Reyes' shenanigans.
>>340617763
>>340617850
off model porn is pretty much the standard, sorry to say
people will draw what they want to fuck and they don't care about how much (you) the audience spergs out about it
>>340617845
you are right, and it doesn't look like this. given how the armor she wears contours to her body you just assume she has a feminine figure
>>340617852
D./v/a/
>>340617763
Why are you so mad anon? Everything about Pharah indicates she'd be fit.
>>340617934
>fanart
>>340608629
It's way better than the typical cancerous actual moeshit loli garbage. At least this doesn't take itself seriously.
>>340617860
I'll post them on the breast expansion thread on /d/
>>340617953
Yeah well everything about your mom indicates that I FUCKED her last night.
>Pharah not a quadruple amputee who tore off her limbs because MUH JUSTICE SUIT
Lame
Laaaaame
Which girl is best?
>>340616969
SHE ISNT A FUCKING AMPUTEE
WHY DO FUCKING FAGGOTS THINK SHE IS AN AMPUTEE
>>340618151
That would be a shitty story. More like she was injured and mercy helped her to get back into the fight.
>>340618207
>Symmetra
>not missing an arm
What? They weren't talking about Pharah.
>>340618251
Symmetra has two arms you dumb fuck
>>340616597
I always vote for healers, it gives shitters more reason to play support instead of 3 hanzos/widows/offense
>>340618207
I guess because of the robotic joints on her fingers.
>>340610223
Mercy probably joined while she was around 18ish.
That being said she doesn't age due to some tech she uses on herself.
>>340610517
Tracer also doesn't age as her local time is fucked up due to an experiment. She has to wear the thing on her chest that winston made for her which anchors her to the present, along with a room for her so she can do stuff like sleep/shower with it off. Her real body is actually kind of still somewhere else.
>>340605571
>>340618293
>Mercy probably joined while she was around 18ish.
You're thinking of Tracer. Mercy was most likely early to mid twenties when she joined.
>>340618189
>Lets draw characters with no tits, completely stacked
>>340618274
Well yeah so does junkrat and everyone. Except maybe Bastion.
>>340616762
It can be game changing actually. One of the better ones.
Dash in, stick a high value protected target, zoom back in time. Continue. Suddenly their whole defense is a lot worse.
It's almost always useful if you're good unlike many ults that require a a lucky set up to be significantly useful.
>>340618040
thanks senpai
>>340618207
Symmetra has a clearly artificial left arm.
Lots of characters have cybernetic prosthetics, it's just not made a big deal about.
Symmetra's left arm (to the shoulder) McCree's left arm (to at least the elbow), Junkrat's right hand and leg (to the elbow and knee), Torbjorn's left arm (to the shoulder) and possibly right eye, and possibly Lucio's legs (at the waist)
>>340618365
Fuck off, Winston.
Looks like Overwatch is MLP tier shit now.
>>340618464
Symmetra is depicted with two functional flesh arms, she isn't a cyborg. Canon. That thing is just a sleeve she wears to focus hardlight holograms.
i only just noticed McRee has a playing card launcher on his bracer, at least for this skin. does he shoot them out as flash grenades like Gambit? WHY doesn't he shoot them out as flash grenades like Gambit?
>>340618464
You forgot Hanzo's legs (up to knee) though Lucio's seems the most debatable.
>>340618579
post proof because her left hand has some very mechanical looking joints
>>340608590
I don't get these Chen comics. What's the joke?
>>340618662
D.va low damage
>>340617454
I'd pump her full of testosterone...
>>340618656
That line of thinking didn't apply to Pharah so why should it apply to Symmetra?
>>340618615
Because you're using a legendary skin. They're on his belt on his default skin.
>>340618626
>literally image from tumblr
nice keep going.
>>340605879
>NERF THIS
And this is why she is the most underpowered Overwatch. Because Blizzard devs actually did it compared to beta, the madmen.
>>340618734
but are they his flash grenades? i never noticed what he's throwing.
>>340618726
Because it's not a matter of having 'doll joints', it's a matter of having 100% mechanical looking fingers
>>340618803
>am i fitting in yet?
>>340618868
Do you? Seems like you are pretty new around here.
>>340612605
>GONNA
>>340618851
I wouldn't know. I never get skins for McCree though they could be if they went to the lengths to remove them from his belt. Wouldn't be the first offensive change up they did either considering weapons get changed with leggo skins.
Mercy x Genji is canon, Pharah is married to her armor
>>340618803
Almost every single image in existance is also hosted on tumblr you retard.
>>340618854
we could use more characters with this kind of dress.
>Play D.va
>Wow this sucks and this character is bland
>Come to /v/
>100 threads a day about D.va being some generic poorly drawn blob that likes Doritos and mountain dew
I don't get it. What the fuck is this literal tumblr shit
>>340618326
This. She may be brilliant but med school is med school and that takes forever
>they will never give roadhog the ability to climb walls like hanzo and genji
why?
>>340619043
Only Ralph can save us.
>>340619043
She's a pro gamer so the 'headcanon' is that she's a NEET that just eats doritos and drinks mountain dew all day
>Main Zenyatta
>That lack of mobility and survivability
>>340619085
Because his chain and weight doesn't work like that? Have you seen where the winch is attached?
>>340619085
I have an other good idea, lets have McCree climb wall too!That's why
>>340619043
It wouldnt surprise me if blizzard is behind all of this forced meme because shit isnt funny at all.
>forced dad soldier meme
>forced mercy&pharah couple meme
>forced dorito d.va
And its pretty much the same pictures floating around aswell
>>340619198
The idea of her eating doritos and mtn dew is from her bullshit and cliched backstory and gamur grrl personality. She can't really be a neet when she's an idol and something of a merc when not fighting Mecha-MUTO.
>>340619212
i don't mean using his chain to climb the walls, i mean using his overwhelming strength and mobility to scale them with his hands/feet
>>340619246
that isn't a good idea, whereas roadhog climbing walls is an excellent idea
>>340619209
i feel like you wanna be the back of the backline unless you have ult. you can counter snipe like a sniper and harmony/discord stay stuck from quite the distance. you will get butt-raped as soon as you accidentally become the frontline but thats just how it is.
>>340618274
Symmetra's left arm is a bionic arm dude, not hers
>>340619291
Anon here's a hint that'll clue you in to the secrets of the universe.Everything you like is a forced meme just like everything you hate is a forced meme.You are the most forced meme of all.
>>340619291
I can't get over how underage you sound
>>340619291
the viral is strong here.
>>340619348
The fat fuck is actually lethal compared to D.Va and Monkeyman, him climbing walls would be OP as fuck.
>>340619209
The mobility is the greatest sin. If only he was faster.
>>340619378
>a bionic arm dude, not hers
a STOLEN bionic arm!?!?
>Play on PS4 version because PC's shit
>Mfw someone on my team picks Hanzo
So long as people are posting overwatch memes, post Dad 76 pls
>>340619291
actual Overwatch stuff I want to see more of:
>everyone making fun of Reaper
>Zenyatta being chill as fuck
>Junkrat x Roadhog
>>340619348
>Roadhog
>mobile
What?
i guess this D.Va crap is more bearable as this "Mei is thick" shit
also i drew a Mei in paint. pls rate
>>340618656
Read her comic, she has both arms in it, then puts on her outfit from the game to do hardlight work, then afterwards has both arms. It's a sleeve not a cybernetic limb.
who was with me last night? 4 roadhog attacking hollyhood, it was ezpz
we were 6 hog in spawn but you had the typical fuckers taking the opportunity to pick their bad widow and such since everyone else is fucking about.
>>340605571
>Overwatch so ded that need forced memes to stay relevant
lmao
this stupid chibi crap is the most cancerous thing i've ever fucking been forced to watch pop up everywhere.
should've expected as much from overwatch. it really is following TF2's footsteps. can't wait to endure another decade of its fanboys shitting up the internet with stupid AMVs and other shit of this game that'd be dead within 6 months were it made by ANY other developer than some uber-popular PC dev that takes like 10+ years to release a game.
>>340619505
I want more Sunyatta art, his skins really shine.
>>340615283
mmm good meme
>>340619521
Just looked over it again. her left arm is cybernetic during the entire thing.
>>340616885
>2016
>Not knowing what a Koala looks like
Come on Anon
Reminder that d.va is a harder to kill Tracer with vertical mobility. Yes, harder to kill. You faggots think she's weak because you see the tank category and sit unmoving on the payload thinking that you're Reinhardt, and get destroyed as a result.
Here's a hint: none of the tanks besides Reinhardt are the MMO tanks that people seem to think they are, in fact most of them are flanking assassins that fuck up the backline (Roadhog, Winston, d.va).
>>340619517
FUck ofF
>>340619460
>dude im a great sniper, i play nothing but snipers in all FPS games i play
>>340619681
>he is a bad sniper
>>340619517
Sort your angle snapping pos mouse out for fuck's sake.
>>340619517
added apt amount of jaden smith
Reindhardt character movie when, Blizzard?
>oh, don't be such a baby! Memories grow back!
>no they don't...
>>340605571
D'va is fucking terrible. Hands down the worst hero in the game.
>>340618662
>I don't get these Chen comics
>>340619786
CATCH PHRASE!
>>340619786
>no Junkrat and Roadhog short
>no D.Va short
>no Zenyatta short
>no McCree short
It's like Blizzard doesn't want fun.
>>340619909
>cinematics for literally just the edgy dudebro characters
>fun is excluded
fuck off blizzard marketing team.
>>340619381
i forced my meme into your mom and made you.
RIP D.Va
>>340619909
They'll come eventually. Meet the pyro wasn't released until years after TF2's initial release
>>340619909
They said they'd like to, and are planning on making a cinematic for every character though I'm not sure if that means sharing any or not, like if Tracer and Widowmaker's counts for both of them or just Widowmaker.
>>340619951
>Zenyatta
>D.Va
>Junkrat
>edgy
????????
>>340619951
>Winston is an edgy dudebro
Hi there
>>340620024
>the cinematic heavily featured Reaper
hey there.
>>340620020
I was agreeing with you anon.
>>340619983
>Everything about this image
There is a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it.
>No Reaper short
It sucks because we know literally nothing about Blackwatch
>>340620070
>heavily featured Reaper
>he's only in it for a minute and he gets fucked by someone he's supposed to be a hard counter to
keep telling yourself that
>Team doesn't have Tank or Healer
>It's always the fucking Hanzo or Widow to comment on needing one
>>340620081
I think we've seen enough of reaper for a while, desu. I want to see some other characters.
>>340620274
Wait tee-bee-ache is a filter? Since when?
>>340620274
I want to know what ghost magic Mercy performed on him.
Alternatively, I want an origin short with Mcree and Reyes broing it up in Blackwatch
>>340620226
What?
AND WHEN THE PATIENT WOKE UP, HIS CELLULAR STRUCTURE WAS MISSING, AND THAT EDGELORD WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN!
Anyway, that's how I got my medical lisence!
>>340620393
Goddamn millennials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlIz0q8aWpA
>>340620343
A while now. /v/ couldn't be trusted not to sound like wiggers on facebook so it was filtered along with some other words. Cuck was also filtered but that might have been repealed.
>>340620208
the point is all cinematics have featured an edgy and/or dudebro character.
>>340620382
>I want to know what ghost magic Mercy performed on him.
probably fucked up nanomachines
>>340620382
whoa there, you don't get to bring friends.
>>340620393
you've never seen holy grail?
>>340620226
heh
>>340620382
Does Reaper even have a face anymore? I want to see Genji and Reapers fucked up faces.
>>340605571
>all this fucking garbage art of best girl
Die, die, die!
>>340620382
Reyes stabbed himself with her ultimate while it was in the prototype stage and blamed her for it after the fuck up. It's like how he was mad at Jack for being a better face for OW than he was.
>>340620382
>I want to know what ghost magic Mercy performed on him.
Most definitely nanomachines. The reason why he can turn into a cloud of smoke is because he breaks apart into a swarm of nanomachines then reassembles himself.
>>340620509
>D.va
>best girl
>>340620592
how does he keep himself alive when he's a cloud of particles
His organs and brain would be in millions of pieces
>>340620636
He's deadpool. The fuck up caused him to rapidly regenerate and decay.
>>340620636
Nanomachines
>>340620636
Nanomachines, son
>>340613561
Wow, gee! It's almost like you're not the boss of this site and you can't control people by simply TELLING them to do things! Retard.
>>340620503
You can see Genji's face in the Dragons short. Or rather what's left of it.
Reaper's is probably lich-like.
>>340620509
You misspelled worst girl
Why didn't Mercy just make Reaper into a cyborg, instead of fucking around with unstable nanomachines?
>Mercy resurrects Reaper and turns him into a ghostman
>Mercy resurrects Genji and makes him a robotman
>In-game Mercy can resurrect the entire team
Mercy is basically a necromancer?
>>340620769
Worst girl is Symmetra
Mercy > Pharah >>> Tracer > Widow > Dva >>> Mei > Symmetra
>>340620902
Shit taste. Both of the chocolate girls are high tier.
>>340620902
>Tracer over Widow, dva and mei
>Implying Tracer isn't as shitty as poo in loo
>>340620852
>Healers! No sense of right and wrong!
>>340620817
>Why didn't she do something that is an extremely costly and long process that wouldn't be viable when he was in critical condition and the hq was exploding.
>>340620902
Mercy is lowest tier because she's the biggest slut
>>340616310
Mountain Dew does not remotely test like Sprite. Unlike Sprite it's very flat and disgusting and basically is like drinking piss (Mountain Dew is yellow so this helps with that).
Why is Soldier 76 wearing a sporty jacket? Does he think he's still young? Is he in denial?
>>340620902
>he doesnt like her chocolate thighs
>>340620970
Mercy is just fucked up.
She also outfitted Genji with his cybernetics but didn't take into the account that he would be suicidal at the change.
>tfw Pharah is best girl
why is Junkrat so great, /v/?
>>340618980
Genji x Mercy is canon? Source that shit.
>>340616991
>>340617037
>multiple people saying watermelon
Is this supposed to be some sort of racist humor- *looks* Oh shit it's a Scopedog. Carry on.
>>340620951
shut up Gramps
>>340620980
no
>>340621083
That looks hot.
I love her alt hairstyles.
>>340621071
He didn't become suicidal until after he helped dismantle the ninja yakuza and it kinda didn't factor into the decision to become gray fox when it happened.
>those moans Mercy makes when she gets injured by and dies to explosives
>>340621084
>typically when you use a melee attack mid-reload, you have to try reloading again
>Reaper doesn't because he melee attacks with fresh shotguns
>>340621083
That looks great.
Is there one for her gundam skin?
>>340620382
I want a Reaper vs Reinhardt short where they just beat each other up unrelentlessly as Reinhard lectures him about honor and justice
>>340621037
He spent some time in Miami helping to stop a well known criminal. Some sort of crazed mutilator.
>>340621071
>find hot nearly dead young man
>turn him into a robot
>take advantage of his damaged goods mentality to make him codependent
>enjoy a cyborg fucktoy
Mercy's plan sounds like half of /v/'s biggest wet dream desu.
>>340621205
Reinhardt would probably see Reaper as a literal Nazgûl
>play game
>play girls
>high heel sounds everywhere
I bet people that get off to those sounds cant even play the game.
>>340621212
Hol up, u sayin that there might be a Miami map?
Will Sombra be new best girl?
>>340621083
>tfw pharah has no personality other than muh mom
She's pretty but she has issues
>>340617039
99% of the people who post on 4chan are autistic and I jerk it to them too.
>>340621325
>not muh justice
>not muh honor
>>340621315
Sombra is going to be almost equally as edgy as Reaper, it's why Pharah has such a hardon for JUSTICE and hates her. Screencap this post.
>>340621315
stop with this Pharahs mom = sombra thing
until we know otherwise Pharah's mom is Pharah's mom and Sombra is Sombra.
>>340621315
Sombra will be Reinhardts age, I dunno if I can dig it.
>All this hamster meme posters
>No love for the best girl
It's like you wanna have a shitty taste /v/
>>340621117
Source is pulled from Anon's ass
How do I get gud at Tracer? Any tips or videos?
>>340621325
you mean muh squad right?
she talks about the nerds she's lost alot more than her mum
>>340621406
Mercy magic
>>340610157
but mercy is 37
>>340621292
That would actually be fun as fuck but no I was referencing how his jacket looks similar.
>>340621315
Well she is most likely Alejandra's mom and if she beat those gang memebers to death then yes. Especially if she's built for breeding.
>>340621397
It's her
>>340621283
>tfw it's really easy to hunt down half of the female cast because of the loud ass high heel clopping noises
>>340621418
>ruin a cute petite androgynous girl with giant retarded hentai proportions
>>340621083
>tfw you're right
>>340618803
That is literally a Funnyjunk filename retard.
>>340621540
JUSTICE
>>340621496
please tell me where it says "Sombra" anywhere
Sombra is a spanish callsign. Sombra would be mexican.
>>340621486
Yes, and...? I said Pharah's the third oldest. Not the oldest.
>>340620753
yeah, so we'll spam memes and shit up threads till you leave since I find triggering you little shits and derailing threads a lot more fun than 10 fucking threads on the front page
I'm happy, you're happy, everyones happy
>>340620817
Because she saw how the entire cyborg process fucked Genji up mentally, and considering that Reaper is already shady and having a rivalry with Jack at this point, it would be better to test her new resurrection tech instead.
>>340621556
And Reaper is English, and yet he's still a beaner
>>340621567
This is /v/. No ones happy.
>>340619024
Then Symmetra wouldn't be unique. The variety between character designs is immense.
>tfw pharah's ult is poop
>tfw it's usually more effective to just shoot people normally rather than ulting because it makes you such an easy target
Why do people like MercyPharah, again?
>>340621640
he's from California
>>340621685
he has to go back
>>340621660
>tfw pharah's ult is poop
this is true, you just can't kill anyone with full hp while ryugawagafuckingdragon kills everything even behind walls
>>340621690
Come on man, use a better picture.
>>340621660
coordinate with your team, m8
>>340621496
It's highly likely that Sombra is Pharah's mom or even the mom of the hispanic girl from the short. Either-or. But I'm leaning towards former, everyone thought she died but she's now a cyborg like Genji whose forced to work for Talon after they salvaged her or some shit.
>>340621759
s-sorry
Step right up
>>340619983
Is Reinhardt's text in Diablo font?
>>340621773
>forced to work with Talon
>while being a self-styled revolutionary that actively battling Lumerico
>Which is seemingly a corrupt company and probably works with Talon
You know if you wanted to, you could just say Reaper's worked with her in the past and you'd be more correct.
>>340621813
Iz okay, just try better next time.
>>340621828
>tfw people meme high noon, but it turns out that high noon is actually pretty bad
>>340621554
change the color of the mouth, from the thumbnail it looks like a fat chin
>>340605571
>D.VA
Where can i play it?
>>340621858
And he did and still does.
He has a dialogue line for it, but it was cut (for now.)
>Pharah looks like Falco
>Doesn't say "Personally, I prefer the air."
>>340621956
Yeah and I'll be forever baffled because that somehow means Sombra's working under Talon when that's not the case that's been presented so far.
I hope new characters get released with a short about them
>>340616620
This desu
>level 20
>whole team is level 30 or below
>enemy team is 60+, two people with stars
>they win the first round
>tell my team to not have two zens and tracers
>get a decent comp
>stomp the next two rounds
I don't know how people can reach that high of a level while still being so shit.
>>340621567
Hmm. That sure makes you sound like the triggered one. After all, we're not going to leave.
>>340621660
>>340621752
>It's a Phara jumps into plain sight and get's shot down episode
You have to ambush people with it, use it in hectic brawls since nobody will notice you missing till it's too late, use it from the ground, bonus if behind a tank in the later scenario.
You should never just jump into the air and try to flush out a fortified hold, there are better ults for that, hell even the midgets turret will fuck you up before you can do any decent damage.
>mfw I only just recently found out there's different voice lines for ultimates, depending if they're on the enemy team or your allies
>>340622069
Maybe Sombra is a double agent?
Simple as that.
>>340622247
Took me a while too.
>>340622180
>flank with pharah's ult
>get 1 or 2 kills at the most before the reinhardt turns around, or you get headshotted by a widowmaker or mccree instantly
If you could cancel it, it'd probably not be shit tier
>>340622278
If it's Alejandra's mum I could see it being a case of choosing a lesser evil. I doubt Reaper would willingly work with Ana even if she was somehow a stealth-suit Genji considering what Pharah might quip if she kills Reaper.
>>340622317
well if you position correctly they enemy team will be dead before they can possibly shoot you
>>340620343
That happened back on Halloween. It's okay though because desu sounds really cute.
>>340622317
>Flanking
>not targeting the dangerous squishies
>whining about not getting more then 2 kills
If you could take out a healer you did good even if you are dead, if you haven't and got shot down by one of the other things you should try to remove it's your own fault.
>>340616862
I can tell you the reason for this. People always underestimate the benefit of being able to continuously fire without reloading. It goes without saying, but reloading cuts your damage output down to zero. D.Va doesn't ever have a moment like that. She really puts out the damage if you have balls.
>>340622417
Nobody clusters together close enough to die to a Pharah ult with no chance of fighting back. Unless you're at near point blank range, the damage and travel time of your rockets is waaay slower than the time it takes for them to click on a stationary target that just announced its presence to the whole map.
>>340622567
While flanking as Pharah, it's generally safer and easier to just shoot them normally rather than ult, that's why her ult is considered shit.
>>340607717
Was waiting for the ass to get fatter after the tits. I'm very disappointed.
>>340608590
Needs more dakka
>>340622638
What part of ambush in hectic quarrels or don't jump at all didn't you read?
The ult utterly destroys in payload choke points and overtime on point bunny parades.
>>340616597
How the fuck do you even possibly get 16% team healing with Lucio. Even with a god damn Mercy AND Zenyatta on the same team it should be at least 30%.
>>340616954
>lastaliveonteam.jpg
>>340618615
Because that skin is based on pic related not fucking Gambit.
>>340620393
You must be at least 18 to post on this site.
>mfw neo-/v/tards raging over lepin memes
get fucked nerds
>>340621129
>*looks*
>>340623459
Deadwood movie when?
>>340619291
>not liking dad 76
>>340619505
I want reinhardt comics and pictures. But I guess pinning a personality or persona is hard for him, other than that most rein players are impatient nutters who drop their shield for the slightest hint of a pinning charge
>>340610517
Tracer is basically a time traveler.
>>340621315
I really hope Sombra will be able to heal the team in some form. A sniper that isn't completely useless would be amazing.
>>340624886
I hope she shoots people to heal them from afar.
That'd be hilarious in practice. And frustrating for enemies when you 420 no scope your tank from across the map back to full health after they got them almost down to nothing.
>>340620434
>>340620483
>>340623663
I know im an hour late but you're all fucking retards
he was quoting the scene you fucking dinguses, the first reply is "What?"
>>340624873
Time ghost
>>340625310
It's hilarious that they got all condescending when they didn't even remember the scene properly themselves.
>>340620073
What are you talking about? We must go further.
>Meme harder
>>340625310
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
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>>340625817
I want to eat Widowmaker's cake!
>>340624069
They better fucking hurry up with that shit before Ian McShane pops his clogs.Cocksuckers.
>>340625991
Lena your lunch break's over
Requesting "D.Va in the front page"
>>340625971
>get BTFO
>"better meme my way out of this one!"
>>340626027
Cock Sucka!
>>340619460
>Play on PS4 version
>>340621385
Why do people spaz the fuck out of their mouse when they're trying to head shot? Is it really just relying on luck?
>>340619291
You're saying that like Blizzard has any sort of creativity
Seriously, no-one in the actual game has any sort of personality past a market-researched template, all the good shit comes from the fans
>tfw people still think Reaper is "ironic", like Blizzard has the capacity
>>340626274
Welcome to your first FPS anon, flicking is a thing
>>340626283
Who the fuck thinks Reaper's ironic? Everything about him screams sincerity. Why else do specs gravitate towards him so heavily?
>>340620929
Symmetra is literally a manjaw'd autist
>tfw always hated dark skin bitches because pol brainwashed me
>tfw pharah + mercy is literally my waifu
>>340616343
it is korra
different anon
>>340616310
Where are you from? most of eu has doritos and mountain dew as well
>>340626445
People have been saying he's designed so over the top, Coldsteel the Edgehog-tier edgelord that it HAS to be an ironic character
Blizzard doesn't have that level of self-awareness, just like how Soldier 76 is some retarded Mary Sue OC by Metzen of 20 years ago
>>340626480
>tfw always hated dark skin bitches because pol brainwashed me
fucking change your ways anon, being an idort when it comes to women is god tier
>>340626613
>HAS to be
Good christ, they've spent too much time on the net
>>340608809
You mean people shitpost on 4chan?
>>340626283
>tfw people still think Reaper is "ironic", like Blizzard has the capacity.
>Other characters make fun of him ingame.
>In the shorts Winston beats his ass twice because he chooses to be a cunt instead of doing his job.
SUCC
>>340626480
There's a difference between niggers and egyptian's. Niggers look like shit, Egyptian's are the perfect tan color. I would never fuck a nigger, but god damn would I fuck a nice Egyptian.
>>340610302
But dat boi is fun and better than any shit meme from the last 3 years
>>340625310
>JOKES ON YOU I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
>>340626838
>dat Boi
>fun
>better
Something brought back through necromancy and a wicked nihilistic sense of forcing will never be fun or better.
>>340626831
Just because others make fun of each other in-game doesn't mean they don't play it seriously
Have you seen the comics or the shorts? They're the most boring, unfun, straightforward backstories for every single character, so much that you can easily predict what the backstory of X character is going to be
>>340626274
If you try to track someone's head 1-to-1 you're always going to be just a little bit behind them simply on the nature that they are moving and you are reacting to it by trying to follow.
NEW D.Va thread when?
Dva is cute, normally. This shit is just dumb. Now we're never going to get more regular cute art because of this stupid meme.
>>340619983
>TINY IMP CHILD
>read it in Reinhardt's voice
>>340626613
>Soldier 76 is some retarded Mary Sue OC by Metzen of 20 years ago
he is though, he wore a ski mask and was gonna be some vigilante like in the Marvel hero movies.
>>340612203
This
>Korra with a face tattoo
Why does everyone who plays this game expect to be an unstoppable killing machine no matter what hero they play?
>>340627162
I think that's the point.
It's an example of how creatively shallow blizzard is.
>>340627128
>disgusting korean ghoul waifu becomes something better
>somehow a bad thing
Ya lost me
>>340627162
Yeah, that's what I was referring to
>>340627206
If it ain't broken, why try to fix it?
>>>/aco/133810
>>340625094
Bit of an obscure game, but Sharla from Xenoblade used a sniper rifle with healing bullets. It was indeed awesome in practice. I'd love to see that kind of gameplay in an FPS.
>>340627306
this is cute, why red white and blue though? that's gawdy
Where did this "Mercy is secretly evil" meme come from?
>>340627048
We all know Blizzard is playing it save to attract as many people as possible.
That doesn't change the fact that Reaper is the laughing stock of the OW universe outside of the serious parts of the lore. Irony isn't exactly the holy grail of mental gymnastics you know?
>>340627279
How's becoming a stupid memelord better? I mean sure she says stupid shit a lot but other than that it wasn't this meme level of terrible.
>>340627091
Be sure to link it here. D.Va general must continue.
>>340627421
Fanwank
>>340627501
She was already a meme lord you fucking koreaboo, you were just blinded by pedobait
>>340621385
I bet that reaper was salty as fuck
the amount of rage you can cause another person in this game astounds me sometimes. I had a Pharah do nothing but target me an entire game one time because I pocket-pistoled her to death during her ult as Mercy.
>>340627091
>>340627561
Fuck you both
>>340627306
that's literally me
>>340627382
america
>>340627620
Not really. She wasn't nearly as bad as that stupid fucking hamster shithead. But now everyone is literally making edits of her into that.
>>340627764
I think you meant "literally everyone"
>>340627764
Yeah really, again you were blinded by your shit taste. Umaru D.va is also low tier since they put zero effort into it compared to the monstrosity d.va
>>340627842
No. I'm sorry for using literally correctly.
>>340627764
>tfw dva waifufags getting butthurt that noone is taking worst girl seriously
>>340627764
EL OH EL
GEE GEE
NERF THIS
xD
>>340626876
Yes, that is what those dipshits would say if they saw that post. Backpedaling.
>>340627764
WINKY FACE
IZ THIS EZ MODE?
>>340627995
UGH, AFK
>>340623459
Doesn't even look like it. I mean a lot of people looked like that.
>>340627421
She literally has a DEVIL skin.
>>340627091
>mercy
>nurse skin
I dislike the D.Va meme because they put orange around her mouth and anyone who has ever actually eaten Doritos should know that they don't actually work like that.
>>340628207
it's more of a cheetos puffs thing
>>340628207
You're obviously not eating enough of them.
>>340628191
Ridiculous she'd have a doctor skin at best
>>340628252
Well D.Va certainly wouldn't be eating enough for that to happen to her face or she'd be immensely fat.
Quick, post immensely fat D.Va before the thread falls off the board.
>>340619209
>mains in overwatch
>>340628393
Maybe she's a binge and purge kinda gal.
>>340628393
this
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