Say hello to gaming's mascot of 2016. D.Va is here to stay whether or not you like Overwatch.
D.va is my favourite Overwatch character because she's the one with the most anal porn and least futa shit
>>340600954
>McDonalds is bad
I wish this meme would end. How about you faggots actually have a taste first before you jump on the hatewagon meme?
Always makes me think of Phantasy Star when I see her.
>>340601179
McDonald's is legit shit-tier though, even among the huge fast food megachains. Literally everything else is better.
>>340601179
>perpetually soggy fries
>"beef" that's 70% salt
>ketchup that tastes like iron
>squished and tasteless bread
>implying McDonalds is good
Ok let's celebrate that by posting LUDE.
>>340601179
>slaughter reject meat
>good
I've had their angus recently and it was shit
>>340601179
Big Macs are the Battleborns of Burgers
>/v/ is now responsible for making the equivalent of a meme girl
I seriously hope this game dies and fast
>>340601578
It's the new League of Legends.
>>340600954
Fucking delete this
>>340601756
> hamster
Nah she is never drawn as THICK sadly.
I guess she is just losing muscle and bone mass at a faster rate than she can put on body fat.
>he doesn't main Hot 'n Spicy McChickens
j e j
Grampa Jack, buy me geimu!
>>340601756
The thumbnail looks like a cat from monhun
>>340601382
Only one of those I've experienced consistently is the beef. Here the fries are usually crisp, the ketchup just tastes like ketchup, the bread has an almost sweet taste to it and isn't usually squished
Only time where I actually wanted to puke from one of their burgers was when I went to a McDonald's Georgia, the basketball Americans there really do not give a shit about doing a good job.
Despite this, the only time I eat there anymore is for a McGangbang. Literally the best.
>no blue mountain dew
Shit, you're all shit.
What makes it even funnier to me is the fact that people genuinely hate it.
>>340601179
Yeah, but McDonalds is utter garbage - their sauces taste like shit, buns are always dry like their fries, ketchup is shit, salad that is always dry, veggies too, coffee that is somehow worse than at the office, their nuggets are utter garbage and the food is only fit for consumption if there is nowhere else to eat while wasted.
>>340601756
>D-va turns into a rat poster meme that I already hate
>Mei stays pure
I'm OK with that.
>>340603448
Fucking Yurifags.
Die in a fire.
>>340601209
It's the headgear.
>>340604039
>>340604406
>soldier 76 ever being in a stable relationship
granted pharah x mercy is fucking weird as shit and i don't know why people ship it when mercy is (literally) old enough to be her mom
>>340604373
Mei is bae.
>>340604610
>mercy is (literally) old enough to be her mom
They're 5 years apart, at least try to look this shit up.
>>340604610
Yeah, that's why it fits so well and that's why a romance between Ziegler and Morrison would be so bittersweet.
>>340601179
>How about you faggots actually have a taste first
I have. It tastes like processed shit. Literally any fast food chain is better.
>>340604610
>>340604762
That saying makes no sense, it's like
>I'm not a janitor anymore
>But janitors never die
>...okay?
>>340603448
FUCKING CP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DLETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gremlin D.Va is top tier and I would be hard pressed to care less about Overwatch.
>>340604406
>complains about qt lesbians
>posts this shit
No anon, you die in a fire
>>340604872
why do people ship these 2 when he can fucking heal himself easily
>>340604668
>danish
literally who
>>340604762
>>340604872
It's 7am. I don't need these fucking onions in my fucking morning coffee.
>>340603448
DELETE THIS
>>340604872
you just know a fat guy drew this
>>340601052
sounds legit to me
>>340604610
>mercy is (literally) old enough to be her mom
What 3rd world shithole do you live in where a 37 year old is a mom to a 32 year old? Wait, let me rephrase that, what 1st world scientific experiment lab do you live in where 5 year olds can conceive?
>>340604964
Back to your containment board. Fucking /u/ fags shitting up the place again.
>>340603448
MOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS
>>340605039
It was a Korean lady.
>>340605039
What?
Why the fuck did you turn D. Va into "lol le wwacky japanese NEET xD!!1!111!! le mountain dew and doritoes so fucking funny!" Fuck, I hated Hamster girl already and you guys turned her into hamstergirl 2.0.
I fucking hate you guys.
>>340601179
the only decent thing in mcD's is mcRid and grilled chicken sandwich
>>340605213
she's korean, relative
JUSTICE
>>340604668
>Danish
>Ever being relative
Nigga when you say danish ill think of the food before language.
>>340605301
>mfw they stop making curly fries ages ago
>>340605081
>implying I even go to /u/
That's what /v/ is for, silly
>>340605434
RAINS
>>340605575
UGH
>>340600954
i don't play the game but i like the gremlin looking comics about this thing
>>340605451
>danes are known for their food
As someone who is from Scandinavia, I have never ever related Danes to cuisine.
Don't they just have literally the same food as Sweden and shit beer?
>>340605640
OOH-LA-LA
>>340605698
i don't know nigga
only food i know from europe is Italian
prolly the only good one
>>340605108
>MODS
>not MOOOOOOMMMMMSSSS
>>340605870
Fucking kill yourself
>>340605813
>he doesn't german sausages
>>340601179
I've been to the US a couple of times and your McDs are terrible compared to my country and I live in a third world shithole.
>>340605813
What sort of an uncultured fuccboi are you? French food? I mean, literally baguettes and steak fries?
German sausages?
English breakfast?
Swedish fish?
Greek yoghurt?
What the fuck do you eat? Hot pockets?
>>340600954
>say hello to ActiBlizzard's latest forced hourly advermeme threads
>>340603448
Perfect
>>340606007
whatever homo
and i said Italian not French dumb ass europoor
Blizzdrones remain foul tasteless casuals. Some things never change.
So it's Umaru but people somehow think it's acceptable to post her?
>>340606308
>implying amerifats even have cuisine
Literally all of your "cuisine" is from everywhere else. You have no food at all.
Even mudslimes have kebab.
Go eat clown burgers or something, faggot.
>>340605698
>Don't they just have literally the same food as Sweden
No, Danish cuisine does not involve sucking Arab cock or slurping African semen. Also alcohol is forbidden in Sweden.
>>340606481
If we have no food then how am I eating food right now? Checkmate yurofag.
>>340606481
Where are "hamburger" and "hotdog" considered national cuisine that isn't America? QED faggot.
>>340606514
>alcohol is forbidden in sweden
I can't tell if this is bait or not
>>340606514
But I just came from a Swedish cruise a month ago. Their women still drink. I mean, not a lot but still.
Men? Well they're pretty much faggots.
>implying Denmark isnt as cucked as Swedistan
Sure, Lars.
>>340606481
no one even said anything about America
what the fuck is wrong with yuropoors
>>340601179
>Literally serve wood pulp as a food substitute
>Good
>>340601414
>Burgerborn
>>340606615
Both are literally german foods.
Think about it.
>hamburger
>hamburg
>a hamburger
Also
>implying Americans could make sausages
Please. German again. Called Frankfurters in the 1st world.
>>340606647
Consider killing yourself.
>>340606756
>asian cuisine
That's even worse.
HOT DAMN THIS JUST IN LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEk_txgao_o
>>340606854
>Called Frankfurters in the 1st world.
Nah, they're sausages in the uncucked countries.
Hotdogs are a sausage in a bun, not just the sausage. Silly Amerifats, you should know more about the food you consume ravenously.
>>340606687
>implying Denmark isnt as cucked as Swedistan
Are you retarded? Sweden's government is bending over backwards for immigrants while Denmark's is openly considering confiscating their money and belongings to pay for their "asylum" and taking out ads to scare them away.
Regardless, there is not a single nation on earth that's as cucked as Sweden.
>>340606959
Nah, I think I'll just continue to discuss videogames here just to piss you off.
>>340606854
>hamburg
Yes, we called it that because those weird german fucks asked for their beef inside the buns for a sandwich. Or, alternatively, some sandwich seller ran out of regular meats and stuck beef in there. Or, alternatively, some other schmuck claims he's the inventor of "the hamburger." In any case, the first recorded use of the word is in a chicago newspaper, just as all claimants are from the US.
Not him, btw. On topic of german sausageswhich I fucking miss so much, frankfurters a shit. Currywurst is where it's at.
>>340606756
When you call someone a europoor it implies you're american.
>>340606756
Are you new?
It's only ever Americans who care enough about Europe to bother insulting it.
>>340605504
fuck you, at least it let me know that chapter came out tho
>>340607663
literally everyone call europeans "europoors"
>>340607747
>>340607663
>they don't know aussies
laughingspiders.jpeg
>>340600954
>>340607835
>aussies
>relevant
>ever
They wish
>>340607826
>literally everyone call europeans "europoors"
Please, please, PLEASE stop reinforcing the dumb weeb stereotype.
>>340607613
>frankfurters a shit
You are aware frankfurters are literally just hot dogs, right?
Fucking pretentious cunt
>>340607967
Relevant? No. But they are still the vocal majority in bants and shitposting.
I don't like overwatch but I like D.Va
if I was a qt grill I'd be just like her, real fuckin annoying
>>340607835
>Aussies
>relevant
>not britian for prisoners.
d.va comics in the same artstyle as pop team epic when?
>>340608072
its okay m8
just point where the aussie shitposter banter'd you
>>340608004
Obviously. I made it fairly clear I've been to germany and had them. Although "hot dog" is implied as a weiner in a bun, while frankfurters are often served with delicious dijon mustard. But nothing can save the frankfurter from being a shit sausage. Any American place worth a damn at least abandons that shit and replaces them with any other, vastly superior sausage for their hot dogs, such as polishes or all-beef sausages.
>>340608254
I'm not American, I can handle the banter doctor.
>>340608072
If they weren't relevant, you wouldn't be so salty over them.
>>340607826
No, actually it's almost exclusively Americans that address Europeans as a monolithic group. Everyone else knows to specify nationalities and cultures when insulting them, because they're not fucking stupid.
>>340608393
I'm not salty, so Thanks for agreeing with me, I guess.
>>340608357
>europoor
>handling banter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>340608430
>t. someone who hasn't left europ
>>340608471
We invented banter, mate.
>tfw just got the okami skin even though i have 0 minutes played as hanzo and probably never will have any
>>340603343
damn this is cute
>tfw you will never have a threesome with mei
>>340601179
I worked at McDonald's one desperate summer and I'll tell you it's the worst. One time a colony of bugs seemed to have bred inside the orange juice machine and my manager just let it run for about a minute then told us to keep serving it. On top of that, our "head chef" was a legitimate actual mentally handicapped man. Don't ever ever eat there unless you're desperate.
>>340608538
>>340608538
>we
>>340608029
>it's actually Australians that are shitting up the net
Suddenly it all makes sense
I've never played Overwatch and probably never will but I like the character design so it's all good to me.
>>340608538
And America perfected it. Just like everything else.
>>340608072
>implying Britain isn't a prison
>>340604762
It'd be bittersweetBut still cute as fuck
>>340608690
>suddenly
How new are you? Moot announced that shit years ago. Quite literally "Australians are ruining the site."
>>340606615
Hotdogs are from Denmark, idiot.
>>340608530
Even Africans do it better than Americans m8
>>340608756
Keep telling yourself that.
Amerifats literally cannot handle banter. They are famous for this and being fat. Look it up.
>>340608761
Who wears a shirt in bed
How is Mercy still so young-looking despite being well past the expiration date?
in b4 nanomachines
>>340608903
normal people
Say hello to nothing more than tumblrs latest fad and a cancerous crossposter and phoneposter.
>さげ
>>340608917
What the fuck are you talking about, we're trying to discuss banter here.
You could literally google this shit, or go on the overwatch wiki.
>>340608798
>frankfurters
>invented in denmark
>>340605504
>Hisoka got decapitated
WHAAAAAAAAT??!
>>340609012
>australians shitposting again
in other news water is wet and fire burns if you touch it
>>340608756
If by perfected you mean dumbed it down into cringe inducing shouting matches, then yes.
So why did 76 become the "father figure" and not Reinhardt? It makes more sense with him being a protector and all.
>>340608778
>Moot
Who?
>>340609015
Are you some sort of barbarian?
>>340609119
There is gonna be atleast one person her calling me a delusional clownfag but it is probably a ruse considering they recently released a hisoka backstory one shot.
>>340609196
>darn kids git off mah lawn
>git here and heal up
>former leader of overwatch
>>340609196
What the fuck are you talking about, we're trying to discuss banter here.
You could literally google this shit, or go on the overwatch wiki.
>>340609196
When tumblr forced the meme.
>>340609196
Because 76 is the kind of generic hardened supersoldier that makes fat weebs wet.
>>340609196
Probably because he was the commander or something.
>>340609262
Do you also sleep with your socks on
>>340609196
It is actually because of this >>340609328
He has 'dad'-ish voice lines whereas Reinhardt doesn't.
>>340609196
>>340600954
>UmaruChen
What a combination.
>>340609196
its basic pokemon understanding. reinhardt is the third and 76 is second. all the characters in overwatch are in their second evolution and their lore has them in stage 1
>>340609504Not anymore.
>>340609196
Because Grandpa Reind is the Grandpa, he was already old in the prime Overwatch time.
>>340609196
Because Morrison was the Commander of Overwatch. Reinhardt is out to protect others but he's in it for GLORY and JUSTICE. Morrison has "get off my lawn" and "back in my day" built into his character. He might not be the supportive dad in the story anymore but he's still got the grumpy old man to him.
>>340609532
Why do all of those faces make good reaction images?
>>340609646
Don't talk to me ever again
>>340609532
>Dat genji
>>340601052
I wonder why she has the most anal porn?
Also links
>>340608645
I work at Maccies as a full time job and I can tell you that those places are in the minority.
>>340604668
Bæ is also Norwegian for what sheep say
>>340609196
Morrison lives up to the being old factor while Reinhardt tries too appear younger if you get what I mean
>>340609495
Is Dva 5'2 or is 76 a giant
>>340609968
That's why I said Soldied is the father, Reind is the granpa. Grandpas always try to act cool and young around kids.
>>340609119
It gets crazier.
>>340610126
Rainhardt is more like that crazy Uncle
>All this 76/Mercy shit
>Barely any Reinhardt
Cmon nowI like the ship as much as the next guy but give the grandpa some love as well
>>340609990
pretty much soldier is 6'1
>>340610126
>>340610349
Reinhardt is 100% that cool uncle that lets you drink his beer.
>>340601052
Idk about that I would expect her to have the least anal porn tbqh
>>340610349
But that's Reaper
>>340610373
Reinhardt and Zarya would be pretty interesting
Or Reinhardt andWinston
>>340610505
>reinhardy chibi
>when he could be fucking soldier 76's dad
No
>>340610505
I think Reaper is that one older brother that you wanna depend on but never really grew up and blames everything else for his failure
>>340610632
>>340610615
Reinhardt chibi looks like he'd fit snugly in a cardboard box
>>340610505
Symmetra still unappriated
Only acknowledged by the bird
>>340610838
Here I made it better.
>>340603448
I don't get it
What's the best course of action if I want to play this game for free?
Its funny because Doritos!! XD xD
>>340611383
kill yourself
>>340611321
>>340611383
Bum off a friend
>>340611383
wait
>>340611383
ask a friend to borrow his battle.net so you can play while he's not?
idk bro
>>340606854
>>hamburg
>>a hamburger
Hamburg, New York, doofus. Not Germany
>>340611321
You took out the joke.
>>340609196
Because Reinhardt's the cool grandpa.
>>340611805
Not that anon but, are you serious? Him stuttering shows he struggles to reload just like how he throws away his guns. That was the punchline not the part where he gets mad and shoots up the computer or him mentioning the internet cafe.
>>340608756
>Americans perfecting banter
>when any country so much as makes a joke about them they brake down
Doesnt add up senpai
>>340611805
Do you not understand how jokes work?
>>340605698
danes have good cheeses.
>>340609532
Why couldn't Genji be Hanzos Imouto or Onee-san
>>340612493
>"brake down"
Nigger, everyone gives America shit despite the fact that we own half the world.
>>340605698
>Don't they just have literally the same food as Sweden and shit beer?
Burger-meme about danish beer. Develop a fucking taste palate
>>340612493
Stop it!! You might hurt the Amerifat's feelings! Please no bully!
>>340613545
>Crack a 9/11 joke
>Literally every American gets butthurt and pissy
Boy
>>340613545
Keep telling yourself that. I also like to live in a lie instead of a shitty reality.
isnt it the dwarf and mercy the actual couple though?
>>340608931
normal people sleep in their underwear and only use a blanket instead of a blanket and a sheet
>>340614997
>mercy
>ever being with a manlet
>>340611321
>reaper doesn't just throw the computer like it's perfectly natural
