>Healer expects you to say thank you for them doing their job
>>340566924
>Rogue expects you to heal them because he fucked up
Better luck next time, faggot.
>Needing a healer
Maximum casual.
>>340567425
>not having a healer to be your cum dumpster
>>340567014
>rogue is pulling top dps
>fucks up once and down to 10% hp
>heal me please, anon
>say please
>how about you just do your fucking job
>rogue dead
>anon /gkicked
Better luck next time, faggot.
cut to the chase and start erping fags
>>340569572
>>heal me please, anon
>>say please
Good job retard
what is with all the homos on /v/ lately?
>>340569572
>fucks up once and down to 10% hp
>once
That literally never happens and you know it. Rogues and DPS types are the biggest Healsinks. Tanks are a distant because of how much health/armor/options they have.
Then you have the fucking DPS, who rarely ever play their class right because none of them understand the concept of moderation. They make mistake, after mistake, after mistake. Each mistake almost nearly killing them. And every time they do they start panicking and running around like chickens with their heads cut off, gulping potions, aggroing other mobs, and running away from me while I'm trying to heal them because staying calm is another rare trait in MMORPGs.
There's something about the support role that attracts primadonnas
People do thank me for healing, and it annoys me. Don't thank me for doing my job.
>>340573026
Thank you for your service
>>340572389
I never knew any of those
only ever played with humble ones that are actually good and do it by conviction
>>340572389
i think you mean pre-madonnas
>>340569572
>Heal me please.
>say please
Maximum Austim.
Someone please play video games with me! I'll heal you and stuff. I'm bored out of my mind.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/healfriend
>>340574019
depends, are you a qt?
>>340574172
No clue!
>>340574019
Are you White or Asian?
>>340574652
Take a guess. I'll give you three!
>>340574970
White?
I just like being told I did good
>>340575170
Maybe...
>>340575519
Post feminine penis
>>340575519
Nigga you can't hair maybe a yes or no question
>>340567425
who else is gonna get their boypussy bred
>>340576024
>>340576083
Maybe!
>>340574019
we dont have games we could play together :c
>>340566924
>The waiter expects you to tip them for doing their job
>>340566924
>3 friends
>1 tank, 2 dps
>you are dps
>each one uses self-healing skills and avoids all potential damage
>healer ends up doing the least healing
>everyone calls healer shit
>healer leaves right before the end boss
>get a flawless boss kill
good times
It's because being healer is objectively boring so you are basically working instead of having fun.
>>340576259
I'm going to die.
My best online bud forced me to play WHM back during FFXIV 1.0 .. ever since then I've kinda learned to like healing. It's the most mentally active role there is with tanking probably coming in a not so close second.
I do it because it's what I'm used to doing. But getting all those rec's at the end of instances is cool too, I guess.
>>340576650
pls dont maybe we can just be friends or whatever
>>340576524
healer in modern games is the most non-monotone reflex based job based on how bad your teammates fuck up
it also has the least reward for amount of work put in
it is also the easiest job in modern games
MAKE HEALERS HARD AGAIN
>>340575231
>Get in shit group
>Tank barely keeps aggro
>Running out of mana constantly to keeo everyone alive
>We make it through with no wipes
>Get told I did a good job
Best feeling.
>>340566924
>>Healer expects you to say thank you for them doing their job
Only submissive or lonely crybabies want to be thanked.
>>340576751
>MAKE HEALERS HARD AGAIN
L-lewd.
>>340576267
I love tipping culture. The staff are my bitches and they always work super hard for my sweet sweet tips. I love our abusive system of underpaid workers.
>Go to Europe
>Staff don't give a shit or smile
>Service is slow
>>340576724
My life is meaningless if I have no one to heal.
>>340574019
Add me instead http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mariannya
>>340577056
heal my heart its been broken too many times ;-;
>>340566924
I'll only say thank you at the end of a dungeon because that means they did well enough to keep me alive.
Now tanking...that's actually a thankless job, but it's more satisfying than being a healer.
>>340573026
Thank you for posting
>>340577136
so you can delete me again?
Eh, if I fuck up and the healer saves my retard ass for making a mistake, it's sorta just polite to thank them for covering me
They're more likely to keep an eye on me, and it's better than looking like a dick. Being on a team sorta implies you work together, and humans being human appreciate even just a little recognition
>>340577136
I'll add you if you keep me stocked with cat pics
>He doesn't thank their team mates for doing their job and not fucking everything up
Sure it's their job but its nice to thank them for not being a fucking idiot and letting everyone down.
>>340566924
>be dps
>tank is godtier
>hardly takes any damage
>healer whines because everyone but him want full clear
>still has to press heal once every 30~50 seconds
>we kill first 2 bosses with healer AFK
>dungeon ends
>everyone praises healer for being "good"
>jimmies sightly rusted
>be healer
>tank doesnt use a single cooldown
>he's wearing low level gear
>getting hit hard
>DPS not dodging AoEs
>still manage to keep everyone alive, CC when needed, and resurrect inept tank for not moving away from one-shot move despite explaining it to him
>die trying to keep everyone alive
>"lol dmb healer"
>promise myself i won't healslut in overwatch
>90% playtime on mercy
f-fuck
>>340578520
post your feminine penis
>>340579507
ah i don't want to get banned again senpai
>>340579671
do it anyways fuccboi
>>340579671
Ill protect you bby
>>340579671
Do it you stupid bitch
>>340579857
post an email and let me see that boypussy
>this thread
calm down guys jeez
>>340579671
Link to imgur.and join the fapping together thread discord on /trash/
>>340580752
DUDE
YOO
LMAOXD
>>340580752
Care to explain?
I literally filtered 2 posts
>>340580841
/ftt/?
>been thinking about resubbing to XIV because I miss being a healslut so much
It feels so good and yet so bad.
>>340581246
Literally the worst game to healslut except if you are an inept player (which means you only ERP)
>>340581556
What's better? I just love the FF and WHM/AST.
>>340569572
>help me please
>say please
>>340581137
Yeah.
>>340582110
rip it just got baleeted
>>340582364
Fug. A new one will be up soon though. I'll see you there.Say where you came from when you get in!
>be a major dick during the whole game
>expects me to heal you
Fuck off
>healer does their job and asks for reward
>make them kneel down and feed them my semen
>they get mad
I thought that's what healers love the most what the hell man?
Where are all the healsluts that are usually in these threads?
>>340583540
This
I need to get my fap on
reveal yourself sluts
>>340583665
i was playing the game!
>>340583540
too early, neets are sleeping
>>340584461
You can play with this dick instead.
>healer expects a tip for doing their job
Oh, you'll be getting the tip, alright
Remember to tip your healer, anon, we're a petty bunch and you don't want to die in the cold floor of that dungeon, right?
>>340586923
>petty bunch
speak for yourself
>>340587070
Well I guess you can be a petty slut if you want.
But what happens when the healer is a male and the rest of the party is made of females ?
>>340588003
fuckboy will kill himself because he's not going to receive he wants
>>340588208
And what if one of the girls has a dick?What if all of them does?
>>340576267
>get pail less than minimum wage
>expect strangers to pay you.
I don't have a smug enough image to post.
sissy bois ww@?
>>340569572
>I wanna waste everyone's time because I got my feelings hurt
is this the mentality of healers?
