QUICK!
After years of waiting, you've finally had the pleasure of installing HL3, and you've just started playing.
What is the first thing that happens in-game?
>>340563017
you wake up in your dorm and attend MIT education
its a prequel
It crashes to desktop.
gman pops up
>sayin gordon
>been long time
>i'm back
>nd so are you
>lets have an 8 hour FPS campaign
>>340563017
You walk through an office corridor and see a poster of gaben himself on the phone
Get into helicopter with alyx snd gman interupts the flight
>>340563017
>Narration begins
>Find out it's Freeman talking
>Spends the rest of the game bantering with Alex and referencing memes from 2012
>Find out 1/5th of the way through that he is either gay or ftm transgender
HL3.exe has stopped working
>Game starts a week since Eli died by ayy ambush
>walk over to coffin and press e to pay respects
>gman interrupts funeral and striders fuck everything up
>you get dropped in the middle of the ruins of city and have to retrace your steps back to Alxy
a wild headcrab appears
attack its weakpoint for massive damage
>black protagonist wakes up in a room
>>340563438
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>>340563751
No wonder they aren't making it. It just doesn't belong in todays game world.
You ride some onrails vehicle, sucking up the atmosphere as you near closer to the first massive level
>>340563119
kek
>>340563017
They completely forget what happened in Ep1 & 2 because it's been so long and just continue off the end of the base game.
>>340563017
you change your graphics settings and the audio skips for a few seconds
>>340563017
Helicopter with Alyx flying over snowy things
something hits the helicopter
it breaks down and crashlands in some snow near a very old and abandoned military base or some shit
