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Would you play a Witcher prequel?


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Would you play a Witcher prequel?
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Yes, but I would play it even harder if it had a create a witcher function so I could create my own toon.
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>>340543269
What did you do to Geralt you flithy weeb
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>>340543269
who is this semen demon
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>>340543342
>toon
Boy you know damn well what you just did.
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>>340543342
>toon.
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>>340543269
Maybe but I hope it never gets made, I like Geralt's past being left mostly in the dark and honestly the books had a better story than the games so I wouldn't want the games shitting that up at all. Finally, I'm judging you for using that mod.

>>340543747
>>340543845
I don't use the term myself but there's nothing wrong with it.
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>>340543342
>toon
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>>340543342
>my own toon.

>>340544397
>I don't use the term myself but there's nothing wrong with it.
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Im annoyed by back scabbards so I rather have cdpr make some other ip.
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>>340544610
>>340544490
The term toon existed long before reddit. Did you guys never play mmos pre WoW? It was just a common saying.
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>>340544637
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>>340544762
Yes and it was a shit term before reddit.

>toon
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>>340543269
>Mod improves Geralt
>He still has enormous gouges in his face
We're almost there. Just need a lot more updates.
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>>340543269
Why does he look like Brad Pitt?
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>>340544909
I wasn't a big fan of it but you guys are fucking ridiculous.
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No.
Enough Geraldo de la Riviera please.

Use another character.
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>guy posts idea about making your own witcher and opening up the story, totally on topic for the thread
>uses the wrong term for character and gets laughed at for the first quarter of the thread

never change, /v/.
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>>340543342
>toon
Every time.
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>>340543342
>toon
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>toon
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>>340545298
>trying to save face.

You're just adding fuel to the fire here.
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>>340543269
Only if the combat were good.
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>>340543342
>toon
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>>340545630

He is just trying to save face, but he's still right.
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>>340543342
>toon

There are people who still use this term?
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>>340543269

Considering the other 2 were on PC and the new fanbase either didn't have a good PC to play either of them, or just never heard of them, but jumped on the bandwagon with the PS4 release of part 3, then yes I think there should be a prequel to fill us in on how Gerald got to where he is in part 3.

Tomb Raider did a reboot origin story so why not this game.
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ITT post favorite toons
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>>340543342
>
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>>340543342
>toon
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>>340545868
>>340545901
Heh
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>>340545868
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Has anyone read the books?
I am currently playing Witcher 2 and I am overwhelmed by all the names and lore so I'd thought why not give them a try.

How is the translation? Perhaps there are even some German fellas here who read it? Not sure if I should buy German or English, Polnish is not an option, sadly.
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>>340545868
Only the cutest.
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No
Games were mostly good, blood and wine house relaxing and smirk were a perfect farewell
Don't ruin that shit with more games
It's time to move on, make an original fantasy game with everything you learned from the witcher trilogy rather
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>>340543269
Didn't he used to have black hair before the mutations?
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>>340546071
I think I read from others that the German is better than the English one. Still, you should just read a couple of pages from each and then pick one.
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>>340545868
Favorite tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwvlSFj9Ug
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>>340546213
What does that matter? Aren't they all kids when subjected to the potions and all that?
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>>340546071
I enjoyed the books and can definitely recommend them.
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>>340546459
autism going nuclear
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>>340543269
>>340543456
>>340543640

based
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>>340546459
I'M NUUUUCLEAAAAAAR
I'M WIIIIIIIILLLD
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>>340546517
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>>340543342
Don't worry anon, I still use 'toon' on a regular basis. This is just post '07 /v/.
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I just want this baller hairstyle. You blew it, CDPR.
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>>340546852
>baller
>looking like Tamy from the trailer park
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>>340546852
WE WUZ WITCHERS!
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>>340547015
Forehead mustache is pretty baller.
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"Where can I find Ciri? Start talking."
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Serious question: Why does Witcher look like he aged 40 years over the three years in which the games took place? In the first game he looks like he's 20-30 something then suddenly he is an old man 50-60 two years later. And that's without mentioning he ages slowly and lives for centuries?
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>>340547236
Liquid Snake
(James Flinders)
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>>340547236
>Hey Dudu, do Rule 63 of Ciri for Geralt!
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>>340547447
Because they fucked up the first two. He was around 80 in the first game I believe. He's supposed to look rugged not pretty.
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"So you're telling me Ciri's somewhere on Skellige?"
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>>340547236
>my name's not important
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>>340547236
>>340543269
he looks like he belongs in a grunge band
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>>340547628
But if he was 80 in the first game he's less than a third on his way to the grave according to what I find online. His appearance therefore makes sense in the first game. What doesn't make sense is that he's suddenly an old fart relatively early in his life just two years later.
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>>340547615
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>>340547497
Kek
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"What? Of course I know how to play Gwent."
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"Yen... is this guy serious?"
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Isn't Geralt supposed to be ugly like he was in the first game?
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>game designed by heterosexuals has more handsome men than games made by homosexuals for anysexuals
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>>340547846
He looks closer in W3 to the way he's described in the books. Feel free to look up art from the books or the actor they used in any of the live action shit.
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>>340548193
i want to see these two fuck
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>>340543269
Fuck yes. But that Geralt there looks nothing like he did in 1. He's too attractive. Geralt in 1 looked ugly and he was supposed to be ugly.
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>>340548349

Oh yeah?
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Would love to play prequels based on books. Don't know, how it worked out though.
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>>340548346
>muh books faggot

I'm sure you're right. But it makes no sense to the overwhelming majority of players who don't read Polish fiction to change him like that. I didn't even realise the games happened consecutively at first because of the great changes in his appearance.

Second game Geralt is a good compromise. Also, Eskel is the same age as Geralt and he still looks fairly young in W3. This all makes no fucking sense. There must have been a huge mess of different ideas and agendas in the team that made these games.
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>>340548559
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>>340548247
Hes supposed to be unconventionally attractive i think. The devs said that he's "relatively attractive" according to the lore, but characters in the games call him ugly. So i think he just doesn't appeal to the typical idea of what's attractive
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>>340548247
I prefer the term "handsomely challenged".
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>>340548048
Shepard
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>>340548743
Games have been known to change styles for sequels. It's fine, he doesn't look that fucking old, who even gives a shit it's still the Geralt I know and love ffs
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>>340548826
Then it makes no sense that other than the scarring he looks like a stereotypically handsome old man.

>>340548927
How can he be the geralt you know and love when he changes every fucking game? Personally I had issues recognising the character at the start of every new game, especially W2.

And I mean I get that after you make one game and things change. A lot of things changed from 1 to 2 that showed a shift in direction. But to then again change him for W3 is just stupid and bordering incompetent, particularly since W3 is essentially W2 in an open world.
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>>340543269
Only if it didn't make Geralt look like a pussy faggot. Someone looks like that approaches me with scars like that, I would assumed he just cut them into himself to look cool and edgy.
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>>340548826
Sounds like the Witcher 3's depiction is correct then since the only thing that's wrong with him according to the books is the scarring and the white hair and the lack of pigmentation in his skin because he experimented with really strong mutagens
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>>340548193
>>340548559
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>>340543342
>toon
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>>340544397
the books are shit
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>>340543342
>toon
You got me.
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>>340548743
Geralt's body adapted to the mutations more than most and he was given an extra round. If I recall correctly that's why his hair is white as well.
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>>340550138
Still doesn't explain the sudden change in appearance from one year to the next.
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>>340550302
CDPR has already stated that The Witcher 3 is what they meant to go for from the very start so feel free to modify the textures in TW1/2 if it bothers you
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>>340550302
Muh mature western rpg protagonist, maybe?
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>>340550526
>this latest work is the best one buy it!

Of course they'd say that. But again, not the point. I don't give a shit what "they meant". It's still their responsibility to maintain coherence in their own fucking series. They could have meant whatever the fuck they want but when you make choices you should generally live with them.
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>>340550689
Does it matter? It doesn't change his character at all. Regardless, he's seen as a freak and since he's unconventionally attractive, it's always a strange occurrence to find a woman that wants to sleep with him

I'm happy they eventually got it right.
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>>340550591
But those are different games
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>>340551130
Sure it does. It ruins the coherence and the progression of the character. I, like most well adjusted people, don't think that the books should be treated as a bible for the games. Therefore there is no "right" - but now just a mess of different witchers.
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>>340549957
How could I argue with such a coherent argument.

>>340550689
I think saying that the main characters appearance changing a bit ruins the coherence of the story is some pretty brutal hyperbole.

>>340550591
Dad is better.
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>>340551631
>changing a bit
He is practically redesigned for every game.
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>>340544762
nobody even mentioned reddit you gigantic faggot
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>>340548503
I thought Geralt was supposed to be pretty attractive, actually.
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>>340551959
Do you just skim over images?
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>>340543342

>Toon
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>>340551696
Scarred face cat eyes white hair and the facial structure is generally in the same ballpark. That's the same in every game.
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>>340550591
I just wish Gestalt didn't have objectively worse model quality
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>>340552149
I'm not even going to argue this with you as I don't understand what point you're trying to make. He has a new face ever game and that's that.
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>>340543269
>>340546517
>>340548193
>>340548559
I must be the only other person that likes the ability to modify Geralt's appearance.
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>>340551542
>>340551631
I've played both, Gestalt and Replicant are 99% the same character. The only reason for change is because in Japan dad is never home and daughters often look up to their older brother instead.
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>>340552252
I'm saying he's got basically the same face in every game.

When you see Crisis core or remake cloud does your brain explode or can you tell that it's basically the same face?
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>>340543269
>not using the better Geralt reskin
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>>340552441
That´s cool.
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>>340549894
>soul purpose

Made me reply, but also smile.
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>>340552545
>not using nvidia hairworks
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>>340552545
Is it weird that I think that late 20's looking Geralt is hotter then the trap version?
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>>340552778
Hairworks is ugly as fuck and kills your FPS unless you throttle tessellation through outside programs.
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>>340543269
Listen, I know this is a nightmare, but how about a round of Gwent?
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>>340543269
Any chances of gay scenes?
All that talking about feelings with Regis was promising, but still... no man on vampire action :(
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Nothing outs underaged gamers like autism over someone saying toon.
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>>340553067
>Gwent
>In a nightmare

I can only imagine the deck you have to play again is horrifying.
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>>340553779
As hot as that would be, I'm glad they didn't make Geralt bi/gay.
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>>340546071
The books are fantastic. I also waited until finishing 2 before reading them, and they will make you appreciate the games that much more. Seriously, CD Projekt did an utterly perfect job translating the atmosphere and characterization from the books into the games.
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>>340553824
It would probably be as bad as playing the guy in the palace at the start of the game.
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>>340554178
>Oh boy, someone to play Gwent with!
>This will be so much fun!
>Decoys and spies rain from the sky
>I don't even know what the fuck they do
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>>340548247
>>340548826

I've read all the books in the series (except for the prequel that doesn't have Geralt or Ciri in it), and my impression is that he's supposed to be a good looking guy.

His prematurely white hair and yellow witcher eyes clearly mark him out as a freak to people though, and lots of people fear witchers as emotionless killing machines, so I mean...that in itself would likely make him ugly to a lot of people.

Also he's got all those scars, though the facial ones happen after the books.

There are lots of women that want to fug him just for the novelty of fugging a mutant (who's a pretty kewl guy) but lots of characters in the book say things that imply if he didn't have his mutations he'd be considered good looking.

Milva, who's generally quite reserved sexually, is clearly turned on after seeing Geralt shirtless. Then there's Renfry and lots of the sorceresses, and other normal human women to.

There's a scene in one of the books where Dijkstra and Geralt are the only two non-mages at a party and one of Dijkstra's first remarks was about Geralt's mad gains.

Wow, can't believe I went on that long about this.

Ciri best grill, fuck elves.
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>>340543342
>no one recognized this pasta
neo-/v/ everyone
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>>340543342
delete your account
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>>340546517
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>>340543269
I'd play a Ciri sequel
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Like if it came out, then probably yeah.

I don't think it needs it at all. The books exist, the games did the whole amnesia thing so they could tell their own story.
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>>340543269

Yeah, but I'd prefer to not play Geralt, Lambert or Eskal would be neat, or maybe a witcher from one of the other schools.
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>>340548559
This makes my private parts feel weird. Help? I was already into Geralt because scars are hot, but this. What is this strange feeling?

Meanwhile this >>340550591
Does nothing for me.
>>340551542
Hardly
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>>340543269
Yeah but not the books story, i would like to play when the schools were at their prime and there were monsters everywhere
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>>340554178
>Remember this guy being hard as fuck
>Start NG+
>Wipe the floor with him first try

I think I've played too much Gwent. I understand the AI too well. How is Gwent set on Hard mode? Is it just bullshit cheating or actually challenging for an apparently grandmaster Gwenter, like me.
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>>340556584
>that comic
exactly how i felt. fuck that manipulative bitch
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>>340556584
I dunno, but I hope there's less BM.

All these butthurt fucking merchants keep playing after I've clearly won, doing nothing but using their leader powers (in situations where it doesn't even do anything, IE Clear Skies Foltest with no weather cards in play) and dumping their hand.
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>>340556813
>Remember we're on a rescue mission
>So lets get fucking hammered
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I would like to see a remaster of the first Witcher. game Mostly because it had more sex in it.
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>>340553779
>man
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>>340554178
Between him and what's her name at the Passiflora tournament, Nilfgaard should have just challenged the North to a gwent battle
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>>340556813
>the only girl who isnt a bitch is your daughter

Poor Geralt
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>>340557054
The mark of a true hero is the ability to perform even when blitzed on dwarven spirits.
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>>340557953
>The only time Yen's not a notch is when she's lying
>Sometimes still a bitch while lying to your face
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>>340555448
>Ciri
>not Lille
>not Iola
also fuck Jennefer and anyone who likes her needs to be shot
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>>340558069
>Contract with the vampire who likes drunks
>"Looks like I'll have to get shitfaced to find this monster"
>mfw
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>>340558501
I think you can tell Doug Cockle liked the drunk scenes the best. That or the wedding party with Shani
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>>340558501
>Getting my ass kicked
>Health items are gone except for booze
>Win the fight after drinking 11 bottles of vodka and 2 bottles of whisky
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Is this the most fun quest in any RPG ever? I was legit sad when it ended.
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>>340543269
The best Witcher stories were the short stories before he even met Yennefer, so yes, I would play the fuck out of it.
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>>340553802
this desu.
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>>340555448
>except for the prequel that doesn't have Geralt or Ciri in it
I didn't even know there was a book like that. Why would he write that shit? Who's the main character?
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>>340558862
That was comfy as fuck.
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>>340543269
No, I hate prequels, because you know how everything pans out and it's a waste of time.
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>>340553802
Toon was always a sign to me that someone was a WoW baby because no one else says it.
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>>340548193
he looks like a stupid kid here
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>no one responds to my baits
I guess back to Sonyggers.
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>>340558714
>tfw alcohol only makes you stronger
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>>340558862
genuinely one of my favorite moments
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>>340547236
But you ARE Ciri.
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>>340543342
THIS IS HOW YOU GET (You)'s ANONS

Take notes
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>>340559472
Only in contrast to the lovely, motherly Yen
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>>340561929
Really glad they changed her face from pre release
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>>340552345
Man, you can't even hold Aard.
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>all these piece of shit geraldos
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Should I play Blood and Wine after finishing the game?
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>>340548247
>>340548826
He looks like that because he was following the Wild Hunt for a very long time without any pauses and woke up near Kaer Morhen just at the beginning of Witcher 1. Lambert is the very first person that speaks to Geralt in the very beginning and the very first thing he tells him is "you look like you just left your grave".
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>Told witcher is all about Polish folk lore
>Started playing W1
>The lady of the lake just gave me excalibur
>The English sword of legend

Expain.
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>>340563702
Because it's not exclusevly Polish folklore, there's even elements of Celtic and Nordic folklore in Witcher 3.
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>>340563396
>he was following the Wild Hunt for a very long time without any pauses and woke up near Kaer Morhen
wasn't he then one being chased at the beginning of Witcher 1? maybe im remembering stuff wrong but i clearly remember him being chased and then falling in a puddle of mud or something
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>>340543269
This is what I imagine book geralt is like.

Even though he lives for so long his physical age probably wouldn't change too much.
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>>340563702
The Witcher is also about deconstructing old legends and fairy tales. Every story in The Last Wish is a re-framing of one, just as Geralt is of the stereotypical 80s fantasy protagonist. But a lot of the world's elements are from pre Christian eastern Europe, including some monsters and the in game alphabet
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>>340543269

I would play a witcher game where we play as another witcher, preferably in lands we have not yet seen (which basically fucking zerikania) NO ancient evil, more monster quests, the occasional whore I get to fuck and side quest shenanigans. Basically, I want to be on the path with with no bullshit stopping me from doing it
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>>340554178
>tfw when I tried to play him on release my gpu crashed
HOW

At least I finally upgraded after that
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>>340558862
Remember who ended it, then remember who your romantic choice was, then kill yourself.
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>>340564078
It's been a while since I played the second game but they explain everything in it. IIRC Geralt made a deal with the King of the Hunt after following them and finally catching up with them; Geralt's life for Yen's. Soon after that Geralt lost his memory and woke up near Kaer Morhen. Then his Witcher friends came looking for him but the didn't recognize them because he had amnesia. I would run too if I saw strangers with swords on their back approaching me.
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still mad i had to choose between Djikstra and Roche
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>>340551589

> all this autism
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>>340555448
>lots of people fear witchers as emotionless killing machines

Well, it's not like they are wrong.

>Every Day School witcher ever.
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>>340565208

is that that badass spooky bounty hunter guy that wiped the floor with ciris shitty rape bandits
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>tfw I did most of the Blood and Wine sidequests before the main story and now I have nothing to do after finishing it
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>>340565859
yeah
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with CDPR's "gameplay"? top kek fuck no

cdpr's on rails story with barely any fucking personal choice or fun tier gameplay?

their loot systems suck, skill system sucks ass, and combat is totally fucking boring.

call me when they take a page or two from platinum games' gameplay
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Wolf > Manticore > Bear > Kaer Morhen/Viper > Cat > Other DLC armour > Common armour >>>>>>>>>>>> Shit > Griffin
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>>340558862
>Witcher drinking
>Drinking crap that would kill a normal man.
>Witcher get blitz on what equals paint thinner and drain cleaner.

They wanted to make sure that Geralt was getting slammed like never before.
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>>340543342
>toon
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>>340566113

here we go again
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I think there are plenty of ways you could take it.

>Parallel story
MC is a witcher doing his own thing during Geralt's story. Could show us Geralt from a new perspective. Kind of like MGS2.

>Early Witcher Caste
MC is a founder of the Witcher Caste or at least a spectator

>Late Witcher Caste
MC is someone completely unrelated to witchers discovering their long lost ways

>Ciri's Wildride
Meh, I'd play it.
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>>340566192
>not 'FUCKING DEGENERATE'
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>Witcher 1
>Getting drunk is an actual mechanic, has its own animations, and is used in quests

>Witcher 2
>Can't even drink at all outside of one or two scripted cutscenes

>Witcher 3
>Getting drunk just makes your screen a bit blurry for 5 seconds

How did they regress so much
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>>340566114

Pre-GM Cat > Wolf > Manticore > Bear > Toussaint gold armor > All other armor > GM Cat > a pile of offal > cuckolding >>>>>> Anthony Burch > Griffin
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>>340566747
I have yet to get a good pic of my Geralt pissed off to edit it in.
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>>340566794
NO FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU SHANIS LANDLORD

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
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>Not wanting a Vesemir game instead
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>>340566721
I just dont get why people want witcher game when cdpr can make ANY game they want. Why tie oneself down to witcher lore and canon of the books? The whole story was about Geralt anyway, how shit would it feel to have a witcher - geralt?
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>>340566794

Yeah this annoyed me too. Stumbling drunk around in W3's cities would have been perfect.
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>>340566721
I'd just like to see them do a top-down or isometric rpg like they originally planned to do.
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>>340566794
>witcher 3
>its a "character gets shitfaced after one beer" game
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>>340546071
yes. I read the first book and the first game is based pretty well off of it. Im guessing the rest of the games are based off of the rest of the books. Its a good read. Goes into the lore and gives a lot of background

would recommend
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>>340566869
The red/black vampire armor is pretty cool too.
>inb4 edgy
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>>340566794
Being drunk in W1 was annoying as all fucking fuck though.
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>>340567118
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>>340566794
Being drunk in Witcher 1 is a fucking chore, you walk super slowly when drunk which makes no sense in the first place. I had to stock up on Wife's tears to avoid frustration on my second playtrough.
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>>340547236
stop fucking going to hot topic geralt
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>Black Gull doesn't appear in the games
>you can't make Geralt trip the fuck out and see some crazy shit with potent witcher hallucinogens.
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>>340567212
>>340566901
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>>340544397
The first two books are great, but the Ciri saga gets less compelling with each successive installment. I'm about a third of the way through Tower of Swallows and I'm almost forcing myself through it at this point.
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Why is Griffin armour so bad? Did anyone manage to make it look somewhat acceptable with dyes?
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>>340567330
C'mon gran. Lemme get that sex card.
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They made Geralt too pretty
hes supposed to be a fugly mother fucker and by making him a silver fox is pandering and dick teasing
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>>340567451
Because it's for Sign heavy builds and they're all Untermenschen.
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>>340566747
Best I could do.
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>>340567580
didnt he with help from dandelion spread the meme that witchers fuck everything that moves?
how does an ugly guy fuck everything without rape?
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>>340543269
>Would I play a Vesemir game?
Yes
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you can make geralt younger without having to mod with just ONE hairstyle
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>>340567830
>Vesemir game
>It's a Football Manager style graphs-and-menus game
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>>340566114
>>340566869
>>340567451
Grand master griffin is literally the best looking witcher gear. You are all plebs you didn't switch to a signs build as soon as you saw it
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>>340568125
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>>340567749
u kno that boi got magic
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Anyone who uses a Skellige deck should be executed.
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>>340567862
>whenever there is a quest to go to a fancy ball or party I get Geralts hair cut like that and clean shaven
>after the quest I go get the slicked back hair since it is similar length
>after a while I go get my original hair again, as if it grew back in
>whenever the beard gets too long I go get it trimmed

I don't know, I guess I just like roleplaying.
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>>340568125
>>340568223
It's the stupid-looking griffin engravings that kill it for me
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>>340568125
>>340568223
You disgust me. When this is over, I'm coming back for you.
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>>340567862
That looks pretty damn fruity.
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Post more Geraldos.
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>>340568250
>muh tradition
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>>340568347
>Investigation heavy quest
>Time for Elven Rebel haircut, pornstache, and Professor's sunglasses
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>>340568125
Griffin is fucking shit unless you get the mod that gets rid of the belly.
Even then it is pretty average.

I switched to sign/sword build and went Wolven.
It looks great and is fun to play.
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>>340568125
Is that a third sword on his back?
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It was a wasted opportunity not making one of the bandit bases a squirrel one.
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>>340568392
>>340568429
*rolls behind you* *Aard + Piercing Cold mutagen* Heh... nothing personnel kiddos..
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>>340568893
>Aard
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>>340568893
Good luck, I'm behind 20 potions.
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>>340568812
The grand master griffin doesn't really have the belly anymore. The wolven grand master is literally shit and I used the master wolven before
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>>340568893

Never took that mutation but it seemed OP as fuck when I read it, and the game is easy enough already. How is it?
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The Witcher Books are the prequel.
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>>340569082
Heh.. try to catch me you potion drinking zeugl.. *casts buffed as fuck Yrden which spreads* you will never see me coming..
>>340569124
It's OP as hell but fun. I actually use the crit one instead to not instant destroy everything even though Igni destroys most enemies anyways
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>>340569124
What mutations besides the crossbow one aren't OP?
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No. I want to play a game where I'm a simple human in the witcher world with multiple available routs, endings and backstories. I want to be able to go from poor to king or from rich boy to king of beggars and shit in the Witcher's universe where it's dark fantasy and humans are so fragile.
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>>340569491
What in Radovid’s name did you just ploughing say about me, you little Nilfgaardian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tretogor's Pike Academy. I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nilfgaardian lands and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in pike formations and I am the top piker in the king’s pikewall. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will murder you with savagery the likes of which has never been seen before on the North, mark my ploughing words. You think you can get away with saying shite like that to me over the internet? Think again, Nilfgaardian. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Pikers across the Northern Kingdoms and your barracks are being scouted right now so you’d better prepare for the storm, peasant. The storm that wipes out your pathetic little thing you call your empire. You’re ploughing dead, black one. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 hundred ways and that’s just with my pike. Not only am I extensively trained in pike combat, but I have access to the entire Redanian armory and I will use it to it’s full extent to wipe your miserable arse off of the North, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have held your ploughing tongue, but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn whoreson! I will shit Pikes all over you and you will drown in them. You are ploughing dead, kiddo. Long live Redania!, Long live Radovid!
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>>340569491
Actually I use the one which gives 50% sword damage to your signs. It feels good to be Archmage Gilbert of Rivella
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>tfw no Witcher game where you start off as a no-name witcher and through your actions you become well known
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>>340569793
>no Witcher game where I can play as Vernon Roche full-time and command around the Blue Stripes, having fist fights for fun, or hearing their ridiculous stories about shoving pig eyes into assholes
feels bad
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>>340569987
What the fuck did you just fucking say about The Witcher 3, you little Todd Howard? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gaming Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on BethEAsda, and I have over 3000 confirmed hours in The Witcher 3. I am trained in genuine gaming debate and I’m the top gamer in the entire CDPR appraisal community. You are nothing to me but just another pleb with shit taste in games. I will wipe you the fuck out with reasons The Witcher 3 is the best game of all time, the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting CDPR and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Fallout 4. You’re fucking dead, Todd Howard. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can say why The Witcher 3 cures cancer in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just over the Internet. Not only am I extensively trained in cumming over a video game, but I have access to the entire library of CDPR games and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of reddit, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” Fallout 4 comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit The Witcher 3 all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Todd Howard.
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In the 'bleeding tree' quest, can you fuck the witch who lives on the hill?
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I want to play as a leader of a monster hunting squad. Everyone is expendable and dies in a few hits. You can also get mages to join, but they're expensive and rare. Occasionally, you work with a witcher who embarrasses you by beating a monster you lost twenty men to earlier.
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>>340570590
You can only fuck Syanna and 3 hookers in BaW
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>>340570012
That is my dream too. Also with Dragon Dogma Online multiplayer.
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Id rather play Cyberpunk.

The Witcher has had it time, and its good CDPR ended on a high note.
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>>340570590
No and why would you?
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>>340570012
>>340570594
I know that feeling bros. I sexually identify as a Witcher. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being a superhuman mutant who slays monsters. People say to me that a person being a Witcher is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having the local blacksmith craft me a set of steel and silver swords and learning how to brew potions through alchemy. From now on I want you guys to call me “Geralt” and pay me to solve your minor problems. If you can’t accept me you’re a mutantphobe and need to check your human privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>340570590
Reminder that if you gave her your hair, you are a huge cuck
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>alright, I get to kill shit with Regis and Dettlaff
>they kill everyone and I barely get to do anything
T-thanks.
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>>340570843
why wouldn't?
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>>340569103
All of the Grand Masters are over designed to shit, the Ursine armor while comfy in Skelliege or the mainland looks out of place and hot as shit in Toussaint.
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>>340571268
The griffon is great if you want the knight look
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>>340568852
It wouldn't really make sense for them to be active in toussaint

There are hardly any pureblood elves in the south, their free kingdom of Dol Blathanna is a short ways north, and Nilfgaard funded and supported them in the first place to destabilize the North
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>>340571268
The Grandmaster Ursine armor is based on the concept art for the Ursine armor. I wore it until I got the Manticore set (used a mod to get the non-Legendary chest in NG+ instead of the ugly stained Legendary version) and dyed it black. It looks pretty nice.
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You're minding your own business and this guy slaps you on the ass, what do you say to him?
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>>340571673
Looks like the New Moon with a few leather straps, boring as fuck tbqh.
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>>340571779
>implying I didn't go to the Land of a Thousand Fables and fuck Syanna
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>>340543342
hey guys what's going on this thre-
>toon
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>>340571779
Drink black blood.
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>>340571779
>can I ask you a couple of questions?
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>>340571871
Looks more like the Nilfgaardian set to me.
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>>340571907
>implying black blood hurts him
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>>340547236
>geralt in final fantasy
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>>340571779
That guy's power level is insane
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>>340543342
>toon
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>>340572186
>tfw asking a second question
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>>340543342
>toon
I don't know why, but I just started fucking laughing so hard when I read this.
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>>340572408
>tfw he is standing behind you, the camera pans out and he is hanging on the ceiling
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>>340571779
Not gonna hurt you.
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>>340571779
I am gonna kill him of course. I already have infinite hp and gold on, fucker can't touch me.
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Tried to play through the first Witcher but didn't really care for it. Can I move onto the second one? Is it better?
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>>340573192
Unfortunately, you can't kill him either. Enjoy your never ending fight.
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>>340572984
Just wanna ask a few questions.
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>>340573372
No
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>>340548743
>Also, Eskel is the same age as Geralt and he still looks fairly young in W3.
Because Eskel:
1) Dyes his hair
2) Received less mutagens than Geralt
2) Is filled to the brim with magical power (moreso than any of the other witchers) which keeps him younger longer.

Geralt has also died and spent a long, long period of time in a place where time exists differently, which could have aged him more prematurely.
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>>340573439
>>340572984
>laughing intensifies
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>>340573437
I'll just remove him from the game gg ez
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>>340571779
It's actually pretty sad that he sits in that cave waiting for the portal to open up while sometimes getting some dust through the crack
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>>340556884
>All these butthurt fucking merchants keep playing after I've clearly won, doing nothing but using their leader powers (in situations where it doesn't even do anything, IE Clear Skies Foltest with no weather cards in play) and dumping their hand.
>tfw had went up against a monster deck
>they blew through their entire hand first round while I spammed spy cards
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>>340573372
If you can't appreciate the best game in the series you might as well just quit now
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>>340573739
Alternatively

>Nilfgaard opponent
>Let him win the first round while I spam spies
>Second round, on his first turn he just immediately passes since it's 0-0 and he would win ties
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>>340543342
Agreed. That was what made Reach great.
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>>340553791
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considering all the best Witcher stories are short stories that can be adapted to almost any point in Geralt's life, yes absolutely.

More short story adaptions pls
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>>340573791
I was loving the story, just can't handle the rest of it, I don't like playing games where moving around is a chore because my limpy wrists scream in pain after awhile.
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>>340574118
>my limpy wrists scream in pain after awhile
The Witcher games are not made for scrawny ass pussies
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>>340574118
Well I'd recommend just forcing yourself through it because 1 has top notch atmosphere and the ending is great

Gameplay in 2 and 3 is way more action-oriented, for better or worse
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>>340558862

The quest where Roach can talk in B&W was pretty great too. Especially for a random sidequest
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>>340574297
Where's this? I missed it.
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>>340565208
dumb ho should keep her hair short god damn
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>>340574229
Sorry mate, I'm a frail grill. Can't really help it :^)
>>340574283
All right
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>>340558862
My favorite quest was the DLC one where the troll, werewolf, godling, and doppler all ambush you.

Also, Wham-a-Wham.

And literally any other troll one. Trolls are the best.
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>>340567330
>mfw getting the ring that makes her let you through without fail
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>>340574505

The start of this shows you where you need to go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duh9AJV6wCU
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>>340574598
Girls are not allowed to play them, sorry but not sorry.
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>>340574696
I gave her some nice gloves for her birthday and had the same thing, permanent access after that
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>>340548847
Something that really put me off with Lambert is that he almost look like a perfect copy of a brother of my mother, who happens to be an extremely annoying, retarded, alcoholic fuckwad.

Also, a toad.
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>tfw somehow missed at least one piece of the Tesham Mutna armor set and there's no way to go back in there
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>>340574671

>you and Thaler bullshitting those three trolls that wanted shoes

fucking hilarious
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>>340574671
Not Witcher 3, but I loved the succubus one with Dandelion in 2.
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>>340574671

is that one fixed yet?
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>>340575061
>troll calls them 'sockcuckers'
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>>340575098
Man I thought I did everything in Witcher 2 (even did that quest where you have to get the guy like 200 harpy feathers) but I completely missed the tattoo questline and I don't remember this either

Maybe sometime I'll replay it, need to do Iorveth's route anyway
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>>340575681
Yeah, Succubus one is with Iorveth. His path has more females to fuck
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>>340575787
>tfw that's why I chose to side with him
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Maximum comfiness
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>>340543269

Why would you make Geralt look like a faggot?

This board is hopeless..
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>>340571025
if you don't then you get the bad ending though
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Does Roche ever talk about anything other than muh Temeria and muh Foltest in Witcher 3?
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>>340577545

TEMERIA
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>>340562452
Agreed.
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>>340577475
Meh whatever, you still get your pay. It's in a pouch next to the guy's corpse
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I think that while B&W's main quest doesn't quite meet the mark that HoS set, the side quests and world in general are all so fucking great that I really don't mind.
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>>340570773
>mfw i fucked the hookers after i touched that statue's testicles

i wish they had added a comment or something afterwards if you fucked the hookers with the buff active.
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>>340567164
Wait, you can get that as an armor? Best be trolling, son.
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>>340555448
>>340565540
Didn't Geralt already said the popular misconception that Witchers don't have emotions is false in the FIRST FUCKING BOOK?
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>>340543342
>toon
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>>340578521
Kek I did the same. I was acutally surprised that you didn't get an extra scene or a tiny comment your superior stamina
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>>340563702
>excalibur

It was Aerondight,

funny enough there's a sort of running joke with people referring to Yennefer by the name of Guinevere in Geralt's presence.
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>>340578571
You can.
Black one is in tesham mutna
Red is in the elder's cave
Just loot everything
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>>340578939
Oh. I know about those two. I'm talking about the armor Deitlaff wears. Damn you got my hopes up and crushed them.
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>>340579014
>the armor Deitlaff wears
I wouldn't call that armor tbqh with you famalan
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>>340574598
NOVIGRAD
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>>340547447
>first game he looks like he's 20-30 something
Did you play the first game? He easily looks to be in his 40s
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>>340576605
If there is anything the Witcher series is good at doing, it is capturing the atmosphere a comfy tavern.
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>>340547447
In the first game he looks like a corpse, they made him look way younger and prettier in the sequels
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>>340574598
traps don't count as girls
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>>340543342
"Toon" is why I consider MMORPG fans to be subhuman
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>>340577545
no
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>>340567164
You mean this one?
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>>340548559
now i'm motivated
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>>340576927
>Why would you make Geralt look attractive?
Hopeless is right.
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What is the Scoia'tael up to during the war?
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>>340584246
They dissappeared after you kill most of them, their leader and Iorveth.

Iorveth's path is for faggots and non-cannon
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>playing Geralt's path
>going well, killing stuff during a thunderstorm, following around the spirits of dead babies
>time to switch to Ciri
>race a horse
Wish there was a mod to skip the Ciri parts
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>>340543269
I don't know, I would like a sequel, anyone knows why they decided to name the first game with a 3? Is this some Star Wars shit or something?
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>>340584854
>Wish there was a mod to skip the Ciri parts
>Not liking titty village
>Hating her OP over the top move set
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>>340585389
>wanting to platinum game in witcher
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>>340585389
by Ciri parts I'm sure he meant the flashbacks, which are objectively shit
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>>340584854
Ciri is so sexy though.
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>Playing this game since it's so popular.
>Think it's okay.
>Stopped many times for other games but always come back eventually to dick around.
>Currently level 17, find a couple of close by monster nests, both wyverns level 21.
>Fight and kill them, loot a nest.
>Go to blow up and loot the other one.
>Once it's blown up, click to loot. About to pick something to take.
>Cutscene.
>Royal Wyvern
>Get killed, reload last save.
>Flawlessly destroy it without getting hit.
>Cutscene
>Go to loot the nest I didn't get to touch.
>None of the items I was about to take are in there. It's not even lootable anymore.
I fucking hate this game.
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>>340558862
>Griffin gear
Disgusting desu.
>>340564514
>Choosing Triss
>Ever
I can se the argument for forever alone Geralt, but Triss is a spineles cunt who wanted to give Ciri to the lodge and sold both Geralt and Yen out so she could get political power.
Anybody that chooses Triss should just commit seppuku.
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>tfw fapping to the sex scenes
What have I become? It's literally the same animations for every girl in the game same goes for the prostitutes as well.
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>>340565859
Yeah Bonhart is probably the best full human fighter in the series, could apparently fuck up Witchers even.
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>>340584575
>is for faggots
>more girls to fuck
Hmm?
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>>340588854
elves are for faggots just look at how they dress
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Why can't I participate at knight tournament in this badass vampire armor?
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>>340543269
I'd play a witcher prequel as well as a Ciri game.
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What in Radovid’s name did you just ploughing say about me, you little Nilfgaardian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tretogor's Pike Academy. I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nilfgaardian lands and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in pike formations and I am the top piker in the king’s pikewall. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will murder you with savagery the likes of which has never been seen before on the North, mark my ploughing words. You think you can get away with saying shite like that to me over the internet? Think again, Nilfgaardian. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Pikers across the Northern Kingdoms and your barracks are being scouted right now so you’d better prepare for the storm, peasant. The storm that wipes out your pathetic little thing you call your empire. You’re ploughing dead, black one. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 hundred ways and that’s just with my pike. Not only am I extensively trained in pike combat, but I have access to the entire Redanian armory and I will use it to it’s full extent to wipe your miserable arse off of the North, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have held your ploughing tongue, but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn whoreson! I will shit Pikes all over you and you will drown in them. You are ploughing dead, kiddo. Long live Redania!, Long live Radovid!
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>>340544951
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/951/?tab=2&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fwitcher3%2Fajax%2Fmodfiles%2F%3Fid%3D951&pUp=1
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>>340590030
>Long live Redania!, Long live Radovid!

You fucked up, mate.
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>>340585664
what he described are flashbacks you dimwit
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>>340547236
SEP

I

ROTH
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>>340543342
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If Geralt played video games do you think he would call them Toons
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>>340590672
Videogames are degenerate
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>>340563702

Because Geralt pretty much stays on the northern Continent in the games and it is essentially a copy of Medieval Europe/Poland with monsters and folklore from those places added to the mix

I'm sure if he went to whatever the Witcher equivalent of Japan is you'd be seeing things from their folklore
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>>340558501
I liked the quest already...but the moment you start drunkenly stumbling down the street singing dirty lyrics...fucking Sold.
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>>340564326
>The feel when you will never belong to another school and be one of its last students in its declining years
>Go out on The Path knowing you will die on it and no one will follow you after
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>>340590237
You also forgot
>what in Radovid's name did you just say
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>>340590246
Ladies of the Woods aren't Ciri flashbacks, fucking retard
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>>340566869
>Bugged so Wolven Superiour Armor doesnt show in my crafters even though the diagrams were gotten and quest complete
>Having Mastercrafted Wolven armor just staring at you in the craft screen with a big red "missing components" as a result

Fucking seriously...ive seen a bunch of people online bitching about it, but not a single fix or workaround. Shit sucks man.
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>>340566721
>Like MGS2
Please, no.
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>>340543269
he looks like a targarian
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>playing Gwent against random merchants and inkeeps
>keep getting fucking Impenetrable Fog cards as reward for beating them
Give me something that isn't complete shit. Even Poor Fuckin Infantry cards would be a better prize
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>>340543342
>toon
found your picture
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Only if it follows the plot of the books and is more like TW2 in design
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>>340563702
The Witcher series isn't entirely about Slavic folklore. There's a very deep undercurrent of Arthurian myth in there, as well as this postmodern deconstruction of European legend and fairy tales.
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Prequel playing as vesemir would be great
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>mfw the game actually has skeleton enemies now
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>they got 7 localized versions of the Blood and Wine main theme

That's pretty damn cool.
Which one you guys thought was the best?
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>>340567341

I thought Baptism of Fire was the best book so far, just got back to Geralt in Tower of Swallows.
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>>340592858
>Only if the narrative's a rehash and it's based on the worst game in the series design-wise
Do you eat shit?
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>>340593360
https://soundcloud.com/marcinprzybylowicz/lullaby-of-woe-a-night-to-remember-trailer-music


the full version not found in the game is the best version
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>>340593629
>not polish
shit
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>>340543342
>guaranteed replies
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How about a sequel where you play as Villentretenmerth?
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>>340591828
>>340558501

What quest, bros?
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>>340543269
>>340543269

I'd play any witcher game.

CD Projekt bretty gud brah.

Even Gwent was fun,.
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>>340594018
Would be cool, but pretty hard to balance.
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>>340543269
Yes, but I'd rather play Ciri: Adventures Trough Dimensions
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>>340576927
>yfw you're just like tavern mercenaries who end up losing their heads cause they talked shit to Geralt
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>>340594552
>mfw she mentions living in the world of Cyberpunk 2077
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>>340594121
Gwent can eat a fucking dick sometimes.
>playing dude
>every other card he plays is fucking Scorch
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>>340543269
>prequel
>that means Vesemir is still alive

fug yeah, nigga
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>>340594087
I think it's like the Oxenfurt Drunk.
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>>340595027
>Playing as young Vesemir
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>>340594471

Dragon combat would be cool, we could just make it asspull and that he was cursed to only use his human form. The whole point of the game will for him to lift his curse.

He would make for a interesting protagonist since he calls himself the Witcher of the Dragons. Also since he he won't be heavily connected to the events of W3, you can easily import your save and just use it for some flavor text or have a few chance encounters.
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>>340595027
Nah
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>>340595374
It would be rad to set it entirely in Zerrikania or Ofier, so that the events of Witcher 1/2/3 wouldn't be too relevant.
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>>340543342
Where does
>toon
even come from.
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>Finally start going through all the DLCs.
>Encounter Satan himself.

I love this game so much.
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>>340595547

Its the ideal setting if we are getting a Witcher 4, things like the outcome of the war will just be flavor text, and a few people like Geralt or Yennerfer can make some appearances.

Dragon combat can be saved till the end of the game, just for a end of the game power trip where you just murder everything.
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>>340595208
>tfw playing as a young Vesemir, slaying monsters and wooing ladies while wearing the bonnet
I've never wanted something so much in my entire life
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>>340595905
forgot pic
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>One major city
>5-6 smaller hub towns
>25-30 large villages
>60-70 hovels

This could make for a pretty interesting witcher experience. But start off weak just after the trials. Work your way up to seducing sorceresses etc.

The city would be all urban, like novigrad. The larger towns would function like oxenfurt etc. Hovels would be single quest, larger villages 2-3 quests involving them, most likely the main quest. Witcher 3's open world just went kinda shitty when it was blinding rolling around mowing down bandits. Some more structure to the experience would be nice instead of feeling like a checklist chore to do.
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>>340595891
Yeah, it almost seemed wierd that we never got to see any of these places. Hearts of Stone got my hopes up in that regard when Geralt got stuffed in a ship. Fucking cockblocker O'Dimm.
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>>340552345
FUCKIN' WITCHER SIGNS, HOW DO THEY WORK
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>>340587818
>choosing a bitch who throws a hissy fit every 5 minutes despite fucking half the setting making Geralt the biggest cuck in the Northern Kingdoms
I had enough of that shit irl, I wanted fun instead.

also

>spineless
Nigger, she risked her life getting captured and tortured so Geralt could infiltrate the WH HQ.

Miles better than bitch who teleports me into the fucking lake when I call her bullshit.
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>>340592091
>Go out on The Path knowing you will die on it and no one will follow you after

That's the wolf school man. It's already happening in the witcher 3
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>>340597087

It's all the schools isn't it? I vaguely recall a book or something in game saying none of the schools were making new witchers.
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>>340544951
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME A MOD EXISTS THAT LETS ME JUST USE THIS ARMOR THROUGHOUT THE GAME.
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>>340598250
Isnt that literally the first armor in the game
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>>340567862
Looks like Anthony Keidis
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>>340548559
>We want the David Bowie audience
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>>340598250
there's been replacements for it since release.
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>>340567862
Geraldo de Riveraz, spanish knight
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>actually attractive Geralt
>not fucked up face old guy

Good. This is good. Straight men should not be permitted to design anything.
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>>340598250
Yes there is a mod that does just that. It turns the default appearance of wolf school armor set into just that. Alternatively there's the Viper Armor but it can't be upgraded sadly.

Here: http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1047/?
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>>340543269
Nope, we need a Witcher game where you play a character with a COMPLETELY blank slate so you can develop your own morality instead of having something like Geralt bitching about how he doesn't kill dragons or how Ciri is more important than saving the world.
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>>340598980
Nah, that sounds like some autistic biothesda tier shit. I want a defined character with a somewhat set personality. I am tired of lifeless blank slates for the sake of some autismal escapism/projecting. It's going to be hard creating a new character out of thin air but like some people have said a young Vesemir would make a fantastic candidate.
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>>340548193
>>340561929
>>340578002
I-is this perfection?
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>>340598473
Yes but it's literally shit after White Orchard
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>>340543269
What we need is a Vesemir game
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>>340599318
Vesemir, Lambert and Eskel would all be neat.

Honestly, I think Letho would be the best seeing as we don't know too much about the Viper school. And he has multiple outcomes.
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>>340599706
>tfw accidentally imported my save where I kill Letho
Didn't realize it till I was like 20 hours in.
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>>340546071
They're good. But also understand the author stoped caring about them after book 2.
>>
>>340592709
>no downvotes
>only upvotes
>>
are you allowed to manually save during battle for kaer morhen?

i'm really freakin out
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>>340557953
Is this the pretties girl in vidya?
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>>340558501
>fight me bitch
Best line in the game.
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>>340565208
Based Bonhart. But wasn't he shirtless?
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>>340598098

As far as I know every school is now defunct. You can even kill the last cat school guy in the game. Sad shit man
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>>340598098
Yea that's right, game says no new witchers are being made.

Would really like a game on the cat school, how did they fuck up that badly.
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>>340558501
>>340558709
>>340558714
>>340591828
>>340600525
>A fucking Witcher getting drunk of all thing

Dumb quest. Literally fan fiction tier writing.
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>>340600707
Witchers like to have a good time.
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>>340600707
Geralt drinks in the books dumb ass.
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>>340595208
>next witcher game thought to be with Ciri features young Vesemir instead
PLEASE
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>>340543342
But anon. Its a 3d Game... how would you make a cartoon?
>>
>>340600187
RESPOND NOW
>>
Honestly I could never get into any of the Witcher games and I bought all of them. They were all boring to me for some reason.
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>>340599706
It would be cool to play a game as Letho in his own adventure, and the ending half of his adventure could be the Witcher 2 story from his perspective.
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>>340601602
I can see this working out very nicely. Maybe a more combat-oriented Witcher game. Letho is a big guy who would probably use axes/halberds and shit.
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>>340601780
>Letho is a big guy who would probably use axes/halberds and shit.
He uses swords in both Witcher 2 and Witcher 3
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>>340601780
Maybe, but maybe not. He always uses those thick daggers and Witcher swords when we see him.

He could have a branch in the red tree that lets him use really big/unwieldy weapons, such as the horsekiller greatsword from the opening of W3 and halberds.
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>>340556813
Yen's not that much better.

When they first meet, Geralt is desperate for her to help Dandelion, and instead she casts a spell on him that makes him go on a rampage in the town. If he didn't talk himself out of the situation, he would have been hanged.
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>>340543342
now that's a word i haven't heard in a long time
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>>340594790
Dude can you imagine a green light flash and you come across an area that's been torn to shreds and frozen all around? I can totally see that as a easter egg or quest.
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>>340546071
Short stories are great, saga is a slog, Sapkowski is a cunt.
>>
>>340543269
if cdpr where to make two or three more expansions on the scale of blood and wine or bigger I would be ecstatic, there is really nothing else they could do that would be more enticing imho. I'm not hyped at all for cyberpunk and I think it would be unnecessary to create a whole new witcher game if that were on the table, the witcher 3 engine and base game are just fine and a new game would take too long, I want more expansions and more intriguing stories.

I'm not finished with blood and wine yet, I didn't get it right away, but it's awesome. I really like how the expansions aren't as grandiose as the ciri questline, it feels more grounded and focused on witchering as a trade in contrast to the emergency and grandeur of the main story I like it a lot more. the main story just made you feel like you were lolly gagging and fucking off when you did side quests and contracts. like you have this really important job of finding ciri before she gets killed and you're constantly hot on her trail so focusing on anything else just felt weird.
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>>340602637
A Ciri expasion would also be good I guess.
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>>340601976
>He always uses those thick daggers and Witcher swords when we see him.
>big/unwieldy weapons

You mean like this gargantuan of a mother fucker? You can't see the whole thing but that doesn't look like a witcher sword to me.
>>
>>340603038
Yeah, like that. Again, though, in game, he uses the Witcher swords. In the CG trailer for Witcher 2, he uses a frost bomb and two daggers.
>>
>>340578606
>>340578606
Yeah, but that doesn't mean every dirt retarded peasant is aware of that.

It's a POPULAR misconception.
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>>340603314
One that he perpetuates when it suits his needs as well.
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>>340603038
>Letho spin off Witcher game after Cyberpunk

pls God let this happen
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>>340601457
No, you're fucked sonny
>>
Why do you faggots hate Griffin Armor again?
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>>340604878
Makes you look like a porky fatass.
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