Would you play a Witcher prequel?
Yes, but I would play it even harder if it had a create a witcher function so I could create my own toon.
>>340543269
What did you do to Geralt you flithy weeb
>>340543269
who is this semen demon
>>340543342
>toon
Boy you know damn well what you just did.
>>340543342
>toon.
>>340543269
Maybe but I hope it never gets made, I like Geralt's past being left mostly in the dark and honestly the books had a better story than the games so I wouldn't want the games shitting that up at all. Finally, I'm judging you for using that mod.
>>340543747
>>340543845
I don't use the term myself but there's nothing wrong with it.
>>340543342
>toon
>>340543342
>my own toon.
>>340544397
>I don't use the term myself but there's nothing wrong with it.
Im annoyed by back scabbards so I rather have cdpr make some other ip.
>>340544610
>>340544490
The term toon existed long before reddit. Did you guys never play mmos pre WoW? It was just a common saying.
>>340544762
Yes and it was a shit term before reddit.
>toon
>>340543269
>Mod improves Geralt
>He still has enormous gouges in his face
We're almost there. Just need a lot more updates.
>>340543269
Why does he look like Brad Pitt?
>>340544909
I wasn't a big fan of it but you guys are fucking ridiculous.
No.
Enough Geraldo de la Riviera please.
Use another character.
>guy posts idea about making your own witcher and opening up the story, totally on topic for the thread
>uses the wrong term for character and gets laughed at for the first quarter of the thread
never change, /v/.
>>340543342
>toon
Every time.
>>340543342
>toon
>toon
>>340545298
>trying to save face.
You're just adding fuel to the fire here.
>>340543269
Only if the combat were good.
>>340543342
>toon
>>340545630
He is just trying to save face, but he's still right.
>>340543342
>toon
There are people who still use this term?
>>340543269
Considering the other 2 were on PC and the new fanbase either didn't have a good PC to play either of them, or just never heard of them, but jumped on the bandwagon with the PS4 release of part 3, then yes I think there should be a prequel to fill us in on how Gerald got to where he is in part 3.
Tomb Raider did a reboot origin story so why not this game.
ITT post favorite toons
>>340543342
>
>>340543342
>toon
![1280px-Andrzej_Sapkowski_-_Book_World_Fair_2010_Prague[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/depZXjE.jpg "1280px-Andrzej_Sapkowski_-_Book_World_Fair_2010_Prague[1].jpg")
Has anyone read the books?
I am currently playing Witcher 2 and I am overwhelmed by all the names and lore so I'd thought why not give them a try.
How is the translation? Perhaps there are even some German fellas here who read it? Not sure if I should buy German or English, Polnish is not an option, sadly.
>>340545868
Only the cutest.
No
Games were mostly good, blood and wine house relaxing and smirk were a perfect farewell
Don't ruin that shit with more games
It's time to move on, make an original fantasy game with everything you learned from the witcher trilogy rather
>>340543269
Didn't he used to have black hair before the mutations?
>>340546071
I think I read from others that the German is better than the English one. Still, you should just read a couple of pages from each and then pick one.
>>340545868
Favorite tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwvlSFj9Ug
>>340546213
What does that matter? Aren't they all kids when subjected to the potions and all that?
>>340546071
I enjoyed the books and can definitely recommend them.
>>340546459
autism going nuclear
>>340543269
>>340543456
>>340543640
based
>>340546459
I'M NUUUUCLEAAAAAAR
I'M WIIIIIIIILLLD
>>340546517
>>340543342
Don't worry anon, I still use 'toon' on a regular basis. This is just post '07 /v/.
I just want this baller hairstyle. You blew it, CDPR.
>>340546852
>baller
>looking like Tamy from the trailer park
>>340546852
WE WUZ WITCHERS!
>>340547015
Forehead mustache is pretty baller.
"Where can I find Ciri? Start talking."
>>340547236
Serious question: Why does Witcher look like he aged 40 years over the three years in which the games took place? In the first game he looks like he's 20-30 something then suddenly he is an old man 50-60 two years later. And that's without mentioning he ages slowly and lives for centuries?
>>340547236
Liquid Snake
(James Flinders)
>>340547236
>Hey Dudu, do Rule 63 of Ciri for Geralt!
>>340547447
Because they fucked up the first two. He was around 80 in the first game I believe. He's supposed to look rugged not pretty.
"So you're telling me Ciri's somewhere on Skellige?"
>>340547236
>my name's not important
>>340547236
>>340543269
he looks like he belongs in a grunge band
>>340547628
But if he was 80 in the first game he's less than a third on his way to the grave according to what I find online. His appearance therefore makes sense in the first game. What doesn't make sense is that he's suddenly an old fart relatively early in his life just two years later.
>>340547615
>>340547497
Kek
"What? Of course I know how to play Gwent."
"Yen... is this guy serious?"
Isn't Geralt supposed to be ugly like he was in the first game?
>game designed by heterosexuals has more handsome men than games made by homosexuals for anysexuals
>>340547846
He looks closer in W3 to the way he's described in the books. Feel free to look up art from the books or the actor they used in any of the live action shit.
>>340548193
i want to see these two fuck
>>340543269
Fuck yes. But that Geralt there looks nothing like he did in 1. He's too attractive. Geralt in 1 looked ugly and he was supposed to be ugly.
>>340548349
Oh yeah?
Would love to play prequels based on books. Don't know, how it worked out though.
>>340548346
>muh books faggot
I'm sure you're right. But it makes no sense to the overwhelming majority of players who don't read Polish fiction to change him like that. I didn't even realise the games happened consecutively at first because of the great changes in his appearance.
Second game Geralt is a good compromise. Also, Eskel is the same age as Geralt and he still looks fairly young in W3. This all makes no fucking sense. There must have been a huge mess of different ideas and agendas in the team that made these games.
>>340548559
>>340548247
Hes supposed to be unconventionally attractive i think. The devs said that he's "relatively attractive" according to the lore, but characters in the games call him ugly. So i think he just doesn't appeal to the typical idea of what's attractive
>>340548247
I prefer the term "handsomely challenged".
>>340548048
Shepard
>>340548743
Games have been known to change styles for sequels. It's fine, he doesn't look that fucking old, who even gives a shit it's still the Geralt I know and love ffs
>>340548826
Then it makes no sense that other than the scarring he looks like a stereotypically handsome old man.
>>340548927
How can he be the geralt you know and love when he changes every fucking game? Personally I had issues recognising the character at the start of every new game, especially W2.
And I mean I get that after you make one game and things change. A lot of things changed from 1 to 2 that showed a shift in direction. But to then again change him for W3 is just stupid and bordering incompetent, particularly since W3 is essentially W2 in an open world.
>>340543269
Only if it didn't make Geralt look like a pussy faggot. Someone looks like that approaches me with scars like that, I would assumed he just cut them into himself to look cool and edgy.
>>340548826
Sounds like the Witcher 3's depiction is correct then since the only thing that's wrong with him according to the books is the scarring and the white hair and the lack of pigmentation in his skin because he experimented with really strong mutagens
>>340548193
>>340548559
>>340543342
>toon
>>340544397
the books are shit
>>340543342
>toon
You got me.
>>340548743
Geralt's body adapted to the mutations more than most and he was given an extra round. If I recall correctly that's why his hair is white as well.
>>340550138
Still doesn't explain the sudden change in appearance from one year to the next.
>>340550302
CDPR has already stated that The Witcher 3 is what they meant to go for from the very start so feel free to modify the textures in TW1/2 if it bothers you
>>340550302
Muh mature western rpg protagonist, maybe?
>>340550526
>this latest work is the best one buy it!
Of course they'd say that. But again, not the point. I don't give a shit what "they meant". It's still their responsibility to maintain coherence in their own fucking series. They could have meant whatever the fuck they want but when you make choices you should generally live with them.
>>340550689
Does it matter? It doesn't change his character at all. Regardless, he's seen as a freak and since he's unconventionally attractive, it's always a strange occurrence to find a woman that wants to sleep with him
I'm happy they eventually got it right.
>>340550591
But those are different games
>>340551130
Sure it does. It ruins the coherence and the progression of the character. I, like most well adjusted people, don't think that the books should be treated as a bible for the games. Therefore there is no "right" - but now just a mess of different witchers.
>>340549957
How could I argue with such a coherent argument.
>>340550689
I think saying that the main characters appearance changing a bit ruins the coherence of the story is some pretty brutal hyperbole.
>>340550591
Dad is better.
>>340551631
>changing a bit
He is practically redesigned for every game.
>>340544762
nobody even mentioned reddit you gigantic faggot
>>340548503
I thought Geralt was supposed to be pretty attractive, actually.
>>340551959
Do you just skim over images?
>>340543342
>Toon
>>340551696
Scarred face cat eyes white hair and the facial structure is generally in the same ballpark. That's the same in every game.
>>340550591
I just wish Gestalt didn't have objectively worse model quality
>>340552149
I'm not even going to argue this with you as I don't understand what point you're trying to make. He has a new face ever game and that's that.
>>340543269
>>340546517
>>340548193
>>340548559
I must be the only other person that likes the ability to modify Geralt's appearance.
>>340551542
>>340551631
I've played both, Gestalt and Replicant are 99% the same character. The only reason for change is because in Japan dad is never home and daughters often look up to their older brother instead.
>>340552252
I'm saying he's got basically the same face in every game.
When you see Crisis core or remake cloud does your brain explode or can you tell that it's basically the same face?
>>340543269
>not using the better Geralt reskin
>>340552441
That´s cool.
>>340549894
>soul purpose
Made me reply, but also smile.
>>340552545
>not using nvidia hairworks
>>340552545
Is it weird that I think that late 20's looking Geralt is hotter then the trap version?
>>340552778
Hairworks is ugly as fuck and kills your FPS unless you throttle tessellation through outside programs.
>>340543269
Listen, I know this is a nightmare, but how about a round of Gwent?
>>340543269
Any chances of gay scenes?
All that talking about feelings with Regis was promising, but still... no man on vampire action :(
Nothing outs underaged gamers like autism over someone saying toon.
>>340553067
>Gwent
>In a nightmare
I can only imagine the deck you have to play again is horrifying.
>>340553779
As hot as that would be, I'm glad they didn't make Geralt bi/gay.
>>340546071
The books are fantastic. I also waited until finishing 2 before reading them, and they will make you appreciate the games that much more. Seriously, CD Projekt did an utterly perfect job translating the atmosphere and characterization from the books into the games.
>>340553824
It would probably be as bad as playing the guy in the palace at the start of the game.
>>340554178
>Oh boy, someone to play Gwent with!
>This will be so much fun!
>Decoys and spies rain from the sky
>I don't even know what the fuck they do
>>340548247
>>340548826
I've read all the books in the series (except for the prequel that doesn't have Geralt or Ciri in it), and my impression is that he's supposed to be a good looking guy.
His prematurely white hair and yellow witcher eyes clearly mark him out as a freak to people though, and lots of people fear witchers as emotionless killing machines, so I mean...that in itself would likely make him ugly to a lot of people.
Also he's got all those scars, though the facial ones happen after the books.
There are lots of women that want to fug him just for the novelty of fugging a mutant (who's a pretty kewl guy) but lots of characters in the book say things that imply if he didn't have his mutations he'd be considered good looking.
Milva, who's generally quite reserved sexually, is clearly turned on after seeing Geralt shirtless. Then there's Renfry and lots of the sorceresses, and other normal human women to.
There's a scene in one of the books where Dijkstra and Geralt are the only two non-mages at a party and one of Dijkstra's first remarks was about Geralt's mad gains.
Wow, can't believe I went on that long about this.
Ciri best grill, fuck elves.
>>340543342
>no one recognized this pasta
neo-/v/ everyone
>>340543342
delete your account
>>340546517
>>340543269
I'd play a Ciri sequel
Like if it came out, then probably yeah.
I don't think it needs it at all. The books exist, the games did the whole amnesia thing so they could tell their own story.
>>340543269
Yeah, but I'd prefer to not play Geralt, Lambert or Eskal would be neat, or maybe a witcher from one of the other schools.
>>340548559
This makes my private parts feel weird. Help? I was already into Geralt because scars are hot, but this. What is this strange feeling?
Meanwhile this >>340550591
Does nothing for me.
>>340551542
Hardly
>>340543269
Yeah but not the books story, i would like to play when the schools were at their prime and there were monsters everywhere
>>340554178
>Remember this guy being hard as fuck
>Start NG+
>Wipe the floor with him first try
I think I've played too much Gwent. I understand the AI too well. How is Gwent set on Hard mode? Is it just bullshit cheating or actually challenging for an apparently grandmaster Gwenter, like me.
>>340556584
>that comic
exactly how i felt. fuck that manipulative bitch
>>340556584
I dunno, but I hope there's less BM.
All these butthurt fucking merchants keep playing after I've clearly won, doing nothing but using their leader powers (in situations where it doesn't even do anything, IE Clear Skies Foltest with no weather cards in play) and dumping their hand.
>>340556813
>Remember we're on a rescue mission
>So lets get fucking hammered
I would like to see a remaster of the first Witcher. game Mostly because it had more sex in it.
>>340553779
>man
>>340554178
Between him and what's her name at the Passiflora tournament, Nilfgaard should have just challenged the North to a gwent battle
![ciri_by_anubisdhl-d99hie7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cCq0Pry.jpg "ciri_by_anubisdhl-d99hie7[1].jpg")
>>340556813
>the only girl who isnt a bitch is your daughter
Poor Geralt
>>340557054
The mark of a true hero is the ability to perform even when blitzed on dwarven spirits.
>>340557953
>The only time Yen's not a notch is when she's lying
>Sometimes still a bitch while lying to your face
>>340555448
>Ciri
>not Lille
>not Iola
also fuck Jennefer and anyone who likes her needs to be shot
>>340558069
>Contract with the vampire who likes drunks
>"Looks like I'll have to get shitfaced to find this monster"
>mfw
>>340558501
I think you can tell Doug Cockle liked the drunk scenes the best. That or the wedding party with Shani
>>340558501
>Getting my ass kicked
>Health items are gone except for booze
>Win the fight after drinking 11 bottles of vodka and 2 bottles of whisky
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XHLjgXl.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Is this the most fun quest in any RPG ever? I was legit sad when it ended.
>>340543269
The best Witcher stories were the short stories before he even met Yennefer, so yes, I would play the fuck out of it.
>>340553802
this desu.
>>340555448
>except for the prequel that doesn't have Geralt or Ciri in it
I didn't even know there was a book like that. Why would he write that shit? Who's the main character?
>>340558862
That wascomfyas fuck.
>>340543269
No, I hate prequels, because you know how everything pans out and it's a waste of time.
>>340553802
Toon was always a sign to me that someone was a WoW baby because no one else says it.
>>340548193
he looks like a stupid kid here
>no one responds to my baits
I guess back to Sonyggers.
>>340558714
>tfw alcohol only makes you stronger
>>340558862
genuinely one of my favorite moments
>>340547236
But you ARE Ciri.
>>340543342
THIS IS HOW YOU GET (You)'s ANONS
Take notes
>>340559472
Only in contrast to the lovely, motherly Yen
>>340561929
Really glad they changed her face from pre release
>>340552345
Man, you can't even hold Aard.
>all these piece of shit geraldos
Should I play Blood and Wine after finishing the game?
>>340548247
>>340548826
He looks like that because he was following the Wild Hunt for a very long time without any pauses and woke up near Kaer Morhen just at the beginning of Witcher 1. Lambert is the very first person that speaks to Geralt in the very beginning and the very first thing he tells him is "you look like you just left your grave".
>Told witcher is all about Polish folk lore
>Started playing W1
>The lady of the lake just gave me excalibur
>The English sword of legend
Expain.
>>340563702
Because it's not exclusevly Polish folklore, there's even elements of Celtic and Nordic folklore in Witcher 3.
>>340563396
>he was following the Wild Hunt for a very long time without any pauses and woke up near Kaer Morhen
wasn't he then one being chased at the beginning of Witcher 1? maybe im remembering stuff wrong but i clearly remember him being chased and then falling in a puddle of mud or something
>>340543269
This is what I imagine book geralt is like.
Even though he lives for so long his physical age probably wouldn't change too much.
>>340563702
The Witcher is also about deconstructing old legends and fairy tales. Every story in The Last Wish is a re-framing of one, just as Geralt is of the stereotypical 80s fantasy protagonist. But a lot of the world's elements are from pre Christian eastern Europe, including some monsters and the in game alphabet
>>340543269
I would play a witcher game where we play as another witcher, preferably in lands we have not yet seen (which basically fucking zerikania) NO ancient evil, more monster quests, the occasional whore I get to fuck and side quest shenanigans. Basically, I want to be on the path with with no bullshit stopping me from doing it
>>340554178
>tfw when I tried to play him on release my gpu crashed
HOWAt least I finally upgraded after that
>>340558862
Remember who ended it, then remember who your romantic choice was, then kill yourself.
>>340564078
It's been a while since I played the second game but they explain everything in it. IIRC Geralt made a deal with the King of the Hunt after following them and finally catching up with them; Geralt's life for Yen's. Soon after that Geralt lost his memory and woke up near Kaer Morhen. Then his Witcher friends came looking for him but the didn't recognize them because he had amnesia. I would run too if I saw strangers with swords on their back approaching me.
still mad i had to choose between Djikstra and Roche
>>340551589
> all this autism
>>340555448
>lots of people fear witchers as emotionless killing machines
Well, it's not like they are wrong.
>Every Day School witcher ever.
>>340565208
is that that badass spooky bounty hunter guy that wiped the floor with ciris shitty rape bandits
>tfw I did most of the Blood and Wine sidequests before the main story and now I have nothing to do after finishing it
>>340565859
yeah
with CDPR's "gameplay"? top kek fuck no
cdpr's on rails story with barely any fucking personal choice or fun tier gameplay?
their loot systems suck, skill system sucks ass, and combat is totally fucking boring.
call me when they take a page or two from platinum games' gameplay
Wolf > Manticore > Bear > Kaer Morhen/Viper > Cat > Other DLC armour > Common armour >>>>>>>>>>>> Shit > Griffin
>>340558862
>Witcher drinking
>Drinking crap that would kill a normal man.
>Witcher get blitz on what equals paint thinner and drain cleaner.
They wanted to make sure that Geralt was getting slammed like never before.
>>340543342
>toon
>>340566113
here we go again
I think there are plenty of ways you could take it.
>Parallel story
MC is a witcher doing his own thing during Geralt's story. Could show us Geralt from a new perspective. Kind of like MGS2.
>Early Witcher Caste
MC is a founder of the Witcher Caste or at least a spectator
>Late Witcher Caste
MC is someone completely unrelated to witchers discovering their long lost ways
>Ciri's Wildride
Meh, I'd play it.
>>340566192
>not 'FUCKING DEGENERATE'
>Witcher 1
>Getting drunk is an actual mechanic, has its own animations, and is used in quests
>Witcher 2
>Can't even drink at all outside of one or two scripted cutscenes
>Witcher 3
>Getting drunk just makes your screen a bit blurry for 5 seconds
How did they regress so much
>>340566114
Pre-GM Cat > Wolf > Manticore > Bear > Toussaint gold armor > All other armor > GM Cat > a pile of offal > cuckolding >>>>>> Anthony Burch > Griffin
>>340566747
I have yet to get a good pic of my Geralt pissed off to edit it in.
>>340566794
NO FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU SHANIS LANDLORD
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
>Not wanting a Vesemir game instead
>>340566721
I just dont get why people want witcher game when cdpr can make ANY game they want. Why tie oneself down to witcher lore and canon of the books? The whole story was about Geralt anyway, how shit would it feel to have a witcher - geralt?
>>340566794
Yeah this annoyed me too. Stumbling drunk around in W3's cities would have been perfect.
>>340566721
I'd just like to see them do a top-down or isometric rpg like they originally planned to do.
>>340566794
>witcher 3
>its a "character gets shitfaced after one beer" game
>>340546071
yes. I read the first book and the first game is based pretty well off of it. Im guessing the rest of the games are based off of the rest of the books. Its a good read. Goes into the lore and gives a lot of background
would recommend
>>340566869
The red/black vampire armor is pretty cool too.
>inb4 edgy
>>340566794
Being drunk in W1 was annoying as all fucking fuck though.
>>340566794
Being drunk in Witcher 1 is a fucking chore, you walk super slowly when drunk which makes no sense in the first place. I had to stock up on Wife's tears to avoid frustration on my second playtrough.
>>340547236
stop fucking going to hot topic geralt
>Black Gull doesn't appear in the games
>you can't make Geralt trip the fuck out and see some crazy shit with potent witcher hallucinogens.
![200[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1dQddRi.png "200[1].png")
>>340567212
>>340566901
>>340544397
The first two books are great, but the Ciri saga gets less compelling with each successive installment. I'm about a third of the way through Tower of Swallows and I'm almost forcing myself through it at this point.
Why is Griffin armour so bad? Did anyone manage to make it look somewhat acceptable with dyes?
>>340567330
C'mon gran. Lemme get that sex card.
They made Geralt too pretty
hes supposed to be a fugly mother fucker and by making him a silver fox is pandering and dick teasing
>>340567451
Because it's for Sign heavy builds and they're all Untermenschen.
>>340566747
Best I could do.
>>340567580
didnt he with help from dandelion spread the meme that witchers fuck everything that moves?
how does an ugly guy fuck everything without rape?
>>340543269
>Would I play a Vesemir game?
Yes
you can make geralt younger without having to mod with just ONE hairstyle
>>340567830
>Vesemir game
>It's a Football Manager style graphs-and-menus game
>>340566114
>>340566869
>>340567451
Grand master griffin is literally the best looking witcher gear. You are all plebs you didn't switch to a signs build as soon as you saw it
>>340568125
>>340567749
u kno that boi got magic
Anyone who uses a Skellige deck should be executed.
>>340567862
>whenever there is a quest to go to a fancy ball or party I get Geralts hair cut like that and clean shaven
>after the quest I go get the slicked back hair since it is similar length
>after a while I go get my original hair again, as if it grew back in
>whenever the beard gets too long I go get it trimmed
I don't know, I guess I just like roleplaying.
>>340568125
>>340568223
It's the stupid-looking griffin engravings that kill it for me
>>340568125
>>340568223
You disgust me. When this is over, I'm coming back for you.
>>340567862
That looks pretty damn fruity.
Post more Geraldos.
>>340568250
>muh tradition
>>340568347
>Investigation heavy quest
>Time for Elven Rebel haircut, pornstache, and Professor's sunglasses
>>340568125
Griffin is fucking shit unless you get the mod that gets rid of the belly.
Even then it is pretty average.
I switched to sign/sword build and went Wolven.
It looks great and is fun to play.
>>340568125
Is that a third sword on his back?
It was a wasted opportunity not making one of the bandit bases a squirrel one.
>>340568392
>>340568429
*rolls behind you* *Aard + Piercing Cold mutagen* Heh... nothing personnel kiddos..
>>340568893
>Aard
>>340568893
Good luck, I'm behind 20 potions.
>>340568812
The grand master griffin doesn't really have the belly anymore. The wolven grand master is literally shit and I used the master wolven before
>>340568893
Never took that mutation but it seemed OP as fuck when I read it, and the game is easy enough already. How is it?
The Witcher Books are the prequel.
>>340569082
Heh.. try to catch me you potion drinking zeugl.. *casts buffed as fuck Yrden which spreads* you will never see me coming..
>>340569124
It's OP as hell but fun. I actually use the crit one instead to not instant destroy everythingeven though Igni destroys most enemies anyways
>>340569124
What mutations besides the crossbow one aren't OP?
No. I want to play a game where I'm a simple human in the witcher world with multiple available routs, endings and backstories. I want to be able to go from poor to king or from rich boy to king of beggars and shit in the Witcher's universe where it's dark fantasy and humans are so fragile.
>>340569491
What in Radovid’s name did you just ploughing say about me, you little Nilfgaardian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tretogor's Pike Academy. I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nilfgaardian lands and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in pike formations and I am the top piker in the king’s pikewall. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will murder you with savagery the likes of which has never been seen before on the North, mark my ploughing words. You think you can get away with saying shite like that to me over the internet? Think again, Nilfgaardian. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Pikers across the Northern Kingdoms and your barracks are being scouted right now so you’d better prepare for the storm, peasant. The storm that wipes out your pathetic little thing you call your empire. You’re ploughing dead, black one. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 hundred ways and that’s just with my pike. Not only am I extensively trained in pike combat, but I have access to the entire Redanian armory and I will use it to it’s full extent to wipe your miserable arse off of the North, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have held your ploughing tongue, but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn whoreson! I will shit Pikes all over you and you will drown in them. You are ploughing dead, kiddo. Long live Redania!, Long live Radovid!
>>340569491
Actually I use the one which gives 50% sword damage to your signs. It feels good to be Archmage Gilbert of Rivella
>tfw no Witcher game where you start off as a no-name witcher and through your actions you become well known
>>340569793
>no Witcher game where I can play as Vernon Roche full-time and command around the Blue Stripes, having fist fights for fun, or hearing their ridiculous stories about shoving pig eyes into assholes
feels bad
>>340569987
What the fuck did you just fucking say about The Witcher 3, you little Todd Howard? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gaming Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on BethEAsda, and I have over 3000 confirmed hours in The Witcher 3. I am trained in genuine gaming debate and I’m the top gamer in the entire CDPR appraisal community. You are nothing to me but just another pleb with shit taste in games. I will wipe you the fuck out with reasons The Witcher 3 is the best game of all time, the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting CDPR and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Fallout 4. You’re fucking dead, Todd Howard. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can say why The Witcher 3 cures cancer in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just over the Internet. Not only am I extensively trained in cumming over a video game, but I have access to the entire library of CDPR games and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of reddit, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” Fallout 4 comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit The Witcher 3 all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Todd Howard.
In the 'bleeding tree' quest, can you fuck the witch who lives on the hill?
I want to play as a leader of a monster hunting squad. Everyone is expendable and dies in a few hits. You can also get mages to join, but they're expensive and rare. Occasionally, you work with a witcher who embarrasses you by beating a monster you lost twenty men to earlier.
>>340570590
You can only fuck Syanna and 3 hookers in BaW
>>340570012
That is my dream too. Also with Dragon Dogma Online multiplayer.
Id rather play Cyberpunk.
The Witcher has had it time, and its good CDPR ended on a high note.
>>340570590
No and why would you?
>>340570012
>>340570594
I know that feeling bros. I sexually identify as a Witcher. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being a superhuman mutant who slays monsters. People say to me that a person being a Witcher is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having the local blacksmith craft me a set of steel and silver swords and learning how to brew potions through alchemy. From now on I want you guys to call me “Geralt” and pay me to solve your minor problems. If you can’t accept me you’re a mutantphobe and need to check your human privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>340570590
Reminder that if you gave her your hair, you are a huge cuck
>alright, I get to kill shit with Regis and Dettlaff
>they kill everyone and I barely get to do anything
T-thanks.
>>340570843
why wouldn't?
>>340569103
All of the Grand Masters are over designed to shit, the Ursine armor while comfy in Skelliege or the mainland looks out of place and hot as shit in Toussaint.
>>340571268
The griffon is great if you want the knight look
>>340568852
It wouldn't really make sense for them to be active in toussaint
There are hardly any pureblood elves in the south, their free kingdom of Dol Blathanna is a short ways north, and Nilfgaard funded and supported them in the first place to destabilize the North
>>340571268
The Grandmaster Ursine armor is based on the concept art for the Ursine armor. I wore it until I got the Manticore set (used a mod to get the non-Legendary chest in NG+ instead of the ugly stained Legendary version) and dyed it black. It looks pretty nice.
You're minding your own business and this guy slaps you on the ass, what do you say to him?
>>340571673
Looks like the New Moon with a few leather straps, boring as fuck tbqh.
>>340571779
>implying I didn't go to the Land of a Thousand Fables and fuck Syanna
>>340543342
hey guys what's going on this thre-
>toon
