>Gaurd can't see you while leaning from behind cover
>Guard automatically identifies your footsteps as those of an intruder
>guard casually walks over the corpses of his co-workers
>guard can't find you after 45 seconds
>all his friends are dead around him
>"just my imagination"
>Guard can't see you 5 feet in front of him in the open during midday because you're stationary
>>340540260
>Guard goes out of his way to look at a featureless wall for 10 second intervals
>guard isn't guarding anything, just placed in the middle of nowhere to inconvenience you
Guard never needs to go to bathroom ever.
>>340540835
>guard unzips his pants and just starts pissing on the spot
>every guard has the same voice and model
\
l guard has family and kids
/
>>340540835
>Guard goes to the bathroom at regular intervals
>Guard does not drink anything between bathroom breaks
>>340541142
>enemy automatically attacks you
>you kill them
>game shits on you for killing them
>>340540835
>leave game on all day
>watching a guard
>he walks back and forth
>literally never takes a break
>never eats
>never sleeps
>never uses the restroom
Video games have the deepest lore.
>>340541961
>stationary guard inches around very slowly
>leave game on all day
>hes finally far enough to get that loot without being seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6unENQCPQ
>>340542314
damn, what the fuck
>poison guard
>"guess It was just my -aauugh"
>>340540319
well i mean if everyone is walking at a snails pace and you hear one faggot going TAKKATAKKATAKKATAKA, of course something must be up.
>>340540319
If an alarm isn't going off the rules are:
1) No Running
2) No Tiptoeing
So if the guards here anyone doing either they know something is up.
>>340542946
Coold also be
>only guards that are patrolling are to the right
>all other guards don't move
>hear shit to your left
>enter a restricted area without any weapons
>guards instantly riddle you with 1,000 bullets
>they keep shooting your corpse after you die
