Why arent you conquering Europe as germanischer Führer right now?
>>340509785
>2016
>still playing Risiko
If only
>>340509785
>buying a Paradox game on release
>>340509785
Too easy
England is little bitch who will always allows you to take half of europe before doing anything
Just like it was IRL, but I really want some randomness
>>340510691
This
I got memed on hard
>>340509785
Because it isn't HOI 3.
>>340509785
You mean the shadow führer my good cuck
>>340510771
>want to take rhineland
>france says no
>instantly at war with france and england
Okay.
Fuck this runs like shit in the later years of the game.
>>340510990
It only does that for Germanicucks.
Its to remind them if they try to play a game from the last time Germany was great that their shit got BLACKED.
>>340510990
>Shadow führer
top fucking kek, paradox is getting worse and worse.
How's HoI IV compare to HoI III?
>>340512256
You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet it makes you look like a gullible person that believes anything they read on the internet.
This game is literally reskinned EU3/4. Look at this shit. And this was my first game too.
>>340509785
the game lag like shit for me in the late game
If I wanted to looks at maps I would have bought a fucking atlas or use google maps for the same experience
>>340512379
Less lines
More colour
>>340510990
i couldn't believe my eyes when i saw that
>>340512379
Little to no system and structure. You build a couple of meme armies. Due to mana restrictions you're really limited in how you structure your divisions.
Politics and diplomacy are shallow to the point of non-existence.
World war 2 feels are quickly lost in the mess Johan created.
>>340512575
>russian federation
>falangist poland
What the hell is going on there
finallly! a strategy game even my mother can play!
>>340513691
Let me try to summarize. I started out as Finland to get a feel for the game without getting overwhelmed. Germany invaded Poland as usual, triggering WW2 except that the USSR stayed neutral. Thus it took until late '46 for Germany to get defeated. Afterwards it became a war of attrition because nobody could invade Japan (the AI is retarded and sends 1-2 divs at a time which always get destroyed). Meanwhile the USSR essentially annexed the entire middle east in separate wars. I thought all this was boring as shit so I declared war on the USSR using my territories that had been diplomatically taken earlier as an excuse. Since I was in the allies, the entire Allies joined me in my war with the USSR and destroyed it (America and the UK did most of the work). Then Greece basically annexed the entire USSR in the peace negotiations.
Also I nuked Moscow three times during all this and somehow managed to stage a coup in fucking Japan. Basically, it's your typical Paradox game.
