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That's just sad
is there anything new whatsoever here
why is /v/ whining again
>>340507674
What did you expect. A good game from Ubijews
so are they going to have endless homeless and mentally disturbed people flooded all over San Francisco? Because that's the reality.
When are we getting a new Marc Ecko?
WE
>>340507674
why would a muslim female hacker wear that scarf on her head?
the fuck is this?
Who the fuck asked for a sequel to Watch Dogs in the first place?
Does nobody understand that we are gunna get some hot SFM with that Muslim chick in the next coming months?
>>340507997
this
>>340507674
>The black guy is the only one showing off his gun as if it's a status symbol
Probably the most realistic and grounded part of the image.
>>340507674
That might be the most try hard promotional art I've ever seen
>>340508001
it's the principle of it
>>340507674
>horrific web of doom
wezz haxin cumputers n shieet
>>340507674
>The "I'm a l33t Haxor" starting kit
Trash it goes
>>340507674
HACK THE PLANET
>>340507674
>hijab and hotpants
Are ubisoft literally retarded? She is haram as fuck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh9x4NqW0Dw
you guys seen the trailer?
>muslim punk rock hacker
Yeah, right.
>>340508125
Maybe the hijab is her ironic way of lashing out at the sexist norms of Islam.
Or Ubisoft is genuinely that retarded.
>Nigga hacker
So is this an alternate dimension?
>>340507830
>covers head because she's muslim
>still shows her legs like that
This is like a parody of a liberal friendly/1337 hacker game.
Mr Robot ripoff
>>340508195
you do realize those mudslimes do dress like that?
> This is what hip people look like today
I guess that's why I've never been accepted.
Fuck you OP, I had to stare at your shit thread for almost 3 hours.
>>340508148
>I don't give s***
F*** YEAH! I like the music.
We are legion!
>we're going to fix the issues brought up in Watch_Dogs
>but not the issues with buggy mechanics
>the important issues
>haha i'm a edgy muslim liberal hacker. nothing personal kid
>i'm going to put a stop to the racism and naziism of america and DONALD DRUMPF through my smart phone with my hijab which protects my brain from being hacked
I think this will be what happens in the game desu
>the kids will think it's cool!
>>340508232
And that is a ripoff of >>340508094 , so I don't see nothing wrong.
>>340508195
That's not very inclusive then. I would say, it could actually start a shitstorm. “stop sexualizing muslim women!“
Get your fake Accounts ready.
>>340507997
Investors
Now I really want a hollywood hacker movie with ghetto characters.
>>340507674
>>340507760
>>340507891
>>340507997
>>340508073
>>340508085
>>340508094
>>340508187
>>340508217
>>340508275
>>340508281
>>340508293
when /v/ isnt the target audience
what's reall sad is this board
>>340508148
Wow this looks so 2016 wow it is going to be so much fun! So progressive
>>340507830
No fucking way.
Is that bitch muslim? She does look a bit sandniggy
>>340508232
Mr Robot was pretty realistic with it's approach to tech and "hacker coulture" though. Watch Dawgs seems more like Hackers movie.
Have you seen the reveal trailers for this game?
"Lulzy" "Memes" "Internet culture"
If the comedy was more timeless (like if they did more 1950's comic pop art and graffiti) then I would buy it but no. Normies win the fucking day.
>>340508358
Yeah, shitty games are not for us indeed
WE
>>340508358
>A group of people who play vidya all day
>Not target audience
So who is?
Reminder that /mlp/ plays more vidya than /v/
Reminder that the last time /v/ got a shout out was BF3
>>340507674
Did they deliberately make the bullshot look more jaggy than it actually would be?
Just look at her thighs...
>>340507674
it's so edgy.
>>340508230
>no AAA Liberal Crime Squad remake yet
I didn't know I wanted this.
Although I can't even begin to imagine the shitstorm it would cause today.
>>340508358
>bitter virgins who don't even play videogames anymore and only shitpost about them because it's the only thing they ever did in their childhood
>target audience ever
>>340507674
>muslim wearing hijab
>hotpants
>sweatshirt that exposes shoulder
>>340507674
Embarrassing. Ubisoft literally doesn't understand aesthetics.
Even a game about edgy, grimy, underground pseudo-anarchists still has the sterile, soulless, angular French-Canadian style style from Assassin's Creed.
>>340507674
>we're so anti-establishment and cool but we spend thousands on designer clothing and dress in according to a trend
>>340508390
https://youtu.be/U1jKN4HoHPs?t=1503
you mean this?
>>340508460
it looks like a high rez image downscaled with no filtering whatsoever
>>340507674
I want a game like watchdogs but we instead play as the guys trying to build the system, having to go out and track down hackers
>>340508453
When your own fandom is cancer
>>340507830
so she doesn't get stoned to death in the progressive shariah zone
>>340508460
bro it's hacking your PC
>>340508545
Yep. Sad indeed.
>>340507727
Attention and You(s)
>>340508281
>DONALD DRUMPF
Any bets the main bad guy will be evil some Trump type character?
>>340508567
the fuck happened in 2009? mass orgy or something?
>>340508320
kek
Would it be meta to pirate wd2??
>>340508460
Or the crane and the cables. God damn that is so bad.
>>340507674
Aidan was a shit character, but his design was better than this.
>>340508567
https://youtu.be/FQ5YU_spBw0
>>340508370
No, that would be your spelling and grammar.
>>340508716
agreed
>>340507674
How do you do, fellow kids?
>>340508337
WE BUILT DA INTANET
WE MADE COMPUTAS N SHEEEIT
FUCKIN CRACKAS TOOK OUR TECHNOLOGY N WE GONNA TAKE DAT SHEIT BACK
BECOME THE KINGZ DAT WE ALWAYS WUZ
>>340508532
Gotta sell that merch, goy
>>340508567
Why do they like throwing stones so much?
>>340507674
(((DIVERSITY DOGS)))
Would make sensual love with the lady
>>340507674
Jesus fuck. Every time I say to myself 'this is it! This is as far as their retardation goes!'
Nope.
And it'll still sell because you can sell literal shit to people as long as it's heavily marketed
>Framed for a crime he didn't commit
>So he becomes a cop killing hacker shitstain
10/10 writing Ubishit
>>340508781
it's good old fashioned allah approved fun
>>340508807
She (and you) would get killed by her dad or 12 brothers.
>>340507674
ayyo look at whitey, we shoved him in the back with his lame ass non-designer pants like the white guilt he is
>>340507674
>You can be a slut and wear a hijab at same time
what a fucking propaganda shit
>>340507674
Anyone tell them that punk is dead?
>>340508648
>>340508281
I can't wait for him to be elected so we can see the asspain of everyone who's been screeching Drumpf
>>340507674
>a too big to fail European vidya developer that considers itself a part of the cultural establishment while somehow believing to be anticulture and being loud as possible on social media and mandating always online shit onto its consumers is making a sequel where anticulture youth go up against too big to fail companies and groups in a world where everyone is addicted to social media in an always online world in order to reinforce a cultural establishment
The irony is fucking astounding
>>340508749
Sounds more like orks.
>>340507674
Anyone, ANYONE who falls for this shit after original Watch Dogs might as well hang themselves because they're too gullible to live.
>>340508904
It's telling that they want to move to Canada and not Mexico.
>>340508567
>white protagonist with crazy unnatural powers and abilities riding dragons and time traveling in a video game
>IT'S JUST FANTASY BRO, CHILL OUT
>minority protagonist with crazy abilities and unnatural powers in a video game
>THIS ISN'T EVEN HOW THEY ARE IN REAL LIFE!!!111111 THEY SHOULD BE PORTRAYED HOW THEY REALLY ARE IN REAL LIFE INSTEAD OF FORCING AN AGENDA IT IS A MUST!!!!!1!11111
This is how stupid you look right now.
I've actually met a few liberal muslim girls that dressed like that. They treat the hijab as just another accessory.
>>340508949
Why don't they want to move to Mexico? Is there something wrong with Mexicans?
>>340508909
its pretty meta, really.
>>340507674
This game had buckets of potential how did they learn nothing from their mistakes
What the fuck happened to you ubisoft, you used to make such good games
>>340507674
is that robot with spray painted on face a playable character?
>>340509001
yes
>>340508390
Worst thing is I genuinely don't know whether I'm so out of touch with youth these days or whether it's a classic case of publishers going HELLO, FELLOW KIDS knowing fully well it's a scam.
>>340508976
So basically, attention whoring? If you take the religion seriously it should be obvious that oxymoronic to wear hijab and hotpants.
>>340508976
Sounds hot
>>340507674
robot best girl!
>>340509001
what the hell is this?
trash can rolling around at the speed of hack?
>>340509001
I think you can control it, it's like your personal robot buddy.
>>340508451
8 to 16 year olds
>>340509039
>women
>attention whoring
what is the world coming to?
>>340509026
it's the latter, unfortunately.
>>340509024
>>340509001
"We have a report of a badly painted robot tampering with our electronic systems if you spot it destroy it on sight"
White suburban pain makes me fucking rock hard.
>>340508094
i wanted to do roller blading after this movie
>>340509001
Everything in the game is a playable character, didn't you watch the trailer?
>>340507674
Thevchick is probably a muslim
>>340508949
Canada really appeals to hipsters, because it's a nation run by a politically correct monster. I still can't believe he apologized for turning down regufees OVER A CENTURY AGO.
>>340508989
Mexico is a shithole, and instead of trying to improve the country mexicans just flee to america and try turning it into mexico 2.0
>>340509001
wtf is this a trashcan?
Looks like something out of Futurama
>last boss is just a regular guy with a gun who doesn't happen to own a smartphone or post on any social media
>>340509001
Yup, you can also get on for yourself in real life with a specific collector's edition.
>>340508530
>Ubisoft literally doesn't understand aesthetics.
This sums it up perfectly. Just look at that shit. It's like a steamy tasteless pile of stinking shit styles combined and they can't decide which one to pick. Skater, sprayer, hipster, punk, Justin Bieber, muslim, Ken Block Gymkhana all combined.
>>340509146
But if you were in there situation you would flee too. *sniff sniff*
>>340508976
>liberal muslim girls
Those are called munafiq and they get killed any time Islam is strengthened with a burst of Salafism.
Special snowflake attention whores.
>>340508971
You alright mate?
>>340508971
>>minority protagonist with crazy abilities and unnatural powers in a video game
using a phone and a spraypaint is crazy abilities and unnatural powers?
>>340509062
dante the robot
>>340508148
It kills me how good this game could be. Just like the first one, I'm gonna hold out hope until it's released. Just like the first one, I'll probably be disappointed.
>>340507674
>Hipster dude in leather and metal spikes with his face covered because fuck you.
He also compete with his bag full of dildos in a fashion contest.
>Dindu with an iPhone and a gun wearing hipster digs Crips and Bloods would stop war just to shoot this gay ass nigga if he wandered anywhere nearby.
>Liberated sexy muslim in burka because its empowerment statement.
>Muh individualitah with an razer laptop hacking your webz, so dark, so above you...
>Cars hanging because muh police aggression, because surely those cranes are surely hackable.
When this shit gonna be released its gonna be squirrel spunk tier amazing.
>>340508001
>>340507830
Where are people reading that she's muslim? I've tried searching but I couldn't find anything.
>>340507674
This is the definition of edgy.
There'd probably be a skateboarding mechanic if Ubisoft weren't lazy and incompetent.
>>340509180
Why aren't there trannies though?
>>340509190
What are you sniffing?
>there
>>340509201
That's...not a fedora
>>340509206
>brown
>wears a hijab
its a pretty safe assumption
>>340509192
Yet, it sends every shitlord here on edge. Uncanny, ehh?
>>340509206
She is wearing a loose-fitting Islamic veil -- the "look at me I'm a Muslim LOL :P" of hijab.
>>340509260
You are absolutely correct, thatsedgiest fedora
>>340509039
They kind of pick and choose with their religion, just like Christians do.
>>340509302
you're a fucking white male
>>340509190
QUICK, BURN THE CONSTITUTION, HE'S CRYING!
I really hope Trump wins, because it's our only chance of having a goddamn thing done about our immigration laws. And the fact that wanting immigration LAWS enforced gets people screaming that you're a racist really says that this country needs to be fixed
>>340508453
What am I looking at?
Why are the cars hanging from cranes. It just seems so forced.
I get the impression that the studio head and lead designers have a misplaced understanding of current internet subcultures.
The lingo and visual representation is not up to date.
>>340508358
but even outside of here and such it wasn't well received, at all
so like.. your point
>>340509249
Refugees.
>>340509341
The keychain
>>340509341
>heck
Are they trying to make this look as unappealing as possible?
>>340509385
I look forward to how cringe worthy the ubisoft e3 presentation will be
>WHAT IS UP MY FELLOW TRENDY TEENAGERS
>>340509339
Relevant:
>Hillary Clinton says US need to secure borders, and illegals should be deported
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uXJ1mgkyF0
She's a fucking habitual liar who would literally say anything. No one should vote for it.
t. al-Britainistani.
>>340508256
no it isn't
>>340507674
>Muslims wear a Hajib so they appear modest.
This girl is wearing a Hajib with thigh highs, short shorts and exposing her shoulder.
Why aren't muslims getting triggered and blowing themselves up over this?
But Anon, you have to love the diversity in this one!
>le ebin niggur hackz0r
>le leftextremist anarchist
>le modern muslim feminist
>>340508530
>Embarrassing. Ubisoft literally doesn't understand aesthetics.
This is the best summary in here, they wanna mix 3 different eras of hip hop culture with punk culture with grunge culture with gang culture with tumblr culture with metalhead culture and I wanna say at least a couple others. Nerd culture too, but that's too vague. What a bunch of Steve Buscemis
>>340507674
>Fights against an evil opressive power
>Supports Islam
>>340509001
>fuck you bot
>designated to fuck you up
nice
>>340509001
looks like a trolley
>>340509449
>Aisha Tyler trying to force memes
I can't fucking wait.
>>340509390
Are they black sub-Saharan refugees fleeing the civil war in Syria, or are they Pakistani refugees fleeing the civil war in Syria?
>>340509472
its called accessorizing. its clear she doesn't care about traditional values, but she still needs to show off her snowflake cred
>torn apart to look like a skull
now that's pretty edgy
>>340509472
1. hijab
2. hood isn't hijab you retarded mongrel
>>340508148
>DON'T CONFORM TO THE CORPORATIONS, SQUARE
>JOIN OUR HACKER CULT LOL
k
pls no bully my grandma helped make this game and she worked hard researching the hippest and hoppinest internet jokes
>>340509472
I think Muslims aren't offended by it because they're happy with any and all Creeping Islam.
>>340507674
Who's ready for more dope-ass memes??
Can I get a hell yeah!? Ubisoft has done it again.
>>340509472
because they know it's just a game that won't threaten their rule over the real muslim women
>>340509472
because it's a headscarf, it's fashion clearly
>>340507997
I just beat the original last night, it was hinted super heavy-handedly that there would be a sequel based on Bloom's commercial during the credits featuring a ctOS 2.0 for other cities in the US and for international use. I'm not gunna lie, I'm actually sorta looking forward to it a teensy bit just because beating the original scratched an itch that GTA V didn't quite hit for me.
>>340509302
>shitlord
I never understood this insult.
>>340507674
To anyone wondering yes the devs have literally said they will be fighting things like racial profiling and police brutality.
So this game will be 40 year old nu-males version of trendy+Anonymoose XD+Occupy Wall Street+Black Lives Matter.
Cap this. I'm right 100%
>>340507830
>headscarves are hijab
>hoods are hijabs
>anything thing that cover hair and neck is hijab
>mudslime invent covering your head with rags
>>340509551
Its is, if you put it over your head.
https://youtu.be/p1w2IxMWQ1Y
>>340509472
>implying muslims are watching game trailer reveals the day of their release
They'll get around to it. Eventually. Lots of infidels to behead
>>340509560
Wow they really captured the userbase of 9gag
>>340509560
>Those fucking stickers
>>340509584
the axis should have won
>>340509513
beep boop, da fuk u say bout me, fleshy? imma hack you for dat muthafucka. fuckin raciss ass humans
>>340507674
Ubicuck strikes again.
>>340509452
I have no fucking idea why nothing was done at all about the emails
>>340507997
Watch Dogs was the most "pre-ordered new IP" of all time per Ubisoft marketing during the first game. I bet the second was already funded before the original title even hit store shelves.
>>340509560
>Dedsec's logo is the skull
>Dedsec members use skull stickers on their skull wallpapered laptops, with a skull themed U.I., using a skull themed Dedsec website.
>many members wear skull face masks, skull stockings, skull hats, skull jackets and skull pin shirts
>their hacks include skull ascii art
they're not a very subtle underground group are they?
>>340508716
And his design was fucking ATROCIOUS so that's saying a lot. The MC was pretty close-but-no-cigar, like if they just took away all the accessories and frills and shit and made him more basic. They want to make a marketable/recognizable hero, but that's so conflicting with the actual character's image as a guerrilla hacker that it's always going to create these clashes/
>>340509560
>no "XD"
tey need to remove one skull and add this
>>340509654
I will still randomly remember this out of nowhere and immediately cringe
>>340509638
classic /v/, being retarded as usual
>>340509584
Do they not realise how obnoxious that is? Not that I'm an expert but I doubt real hackers would (or do) add memes everywhere
>>340509637
Police brutality is a shit meme.
>>340509692
They're still looking into it, though conveniently nothing will happen prior to election.
>>340509703
>they're not a very subtle underground group are they?
I like to think that it speaks to the nature of nogs. They can't just be a part of a gang or group, that's not enough. They need to broadcast to anyone walking by that they are in the gang, that the gang defines them
>>340509637
This. One thing that annoys me so far about the game is that they're forcing you to join the edgy looking SJW hacker group who only featured for a few minutes in the original game and didn't do shit throughout it and odds are they'll deal with everything you mentioned.
>>340509516
How am I supposed to know? It's not like they're carrying passports.
>>340509757
>real hackers would (or do) add memes everywhere
they would if it doesnt take so much effort and time like the game.
>>340509757
anyone who uses their computer for anything other than facebook or work is a l33t hacker, anon
Will I get to fuck white bitches in this game?
>>340509757
>I doubt real hackers would (or do) add memes everywhere
well kojima is a hack and he made the biggest meme of all, metal gear
>>340509637
>When you so hip your friends parents wont let them play with you.
>>340509813
top kek
>>340509637
I can already picture it
>go around to groups of BLM members
>Their profile says they are on some list for being involved with the violent group\
>Mission is to remove them from the watch list
>>340508358
you're functionally retarded if you think /v/ won't eat this dumb shit up
>>340509853
>that one memester who just can't let MGS go
>>340509703
>>their hacks include skull ascii art
check out this sick hack hommie
You are literally anonymous in this game
https://youtu.be/NQS6stUX1Cs?t=2m5s
100 bucks says they are gonna have a 4chan or reddit spoof on there too
>>340509391
>>340509417
is that a fucking pony
>"Fuck Capitalism - posted on my iPhone 6" the Videogame
私が意味する、私たちをもたらした最初の殺人者の信条として、配列中に展開され、改善されているもの、その前提、つまり、アイデアは素晴らしかったゲームですが、最初は私が持っていた可能性を最大限近く弱かったです新しい超クールな何かが、2が改善され、最初のピットストップ場合には、正当な理由も、ストリートファイターやセインツロウは、今想像しますか?ウォッチドッグスは信じられないほどの可能性を秘めていると調査されるに値する、おそらく第二のゲームで最初のようなゲームはされている必要がありましたが、私は1が好き、というかむしろより多くの人々との批判を喜ばせるためです。戦争の神とシムズは正しい軌道に乗って始めたゲームは、その後だけ改善されていますが、重要なことは、その概念をもたらし、それが良いの配列が来ているかどうか、アイデアを提示し、すべてのものを持っていても最初の弱虫最初は、すでにキャッチが、彼は2に残忍な進化の飛躍を与えたが、アンチャーテッドのようなビットになりケースを改善するために、私はそれがあまりにもウォッチドッグスに起こることができると思います。
(one day I'll explain in english)
>>340509835
let's hope so since you can't irl
My name's Marcus, but you can call my Marcus the government stomper.
Has a nice ring to it, dontcha think?
>>340509918
Yes, not just any pony, but an /mlp/ meme
>>340509932
>Don't be a square peg fitting into a square hole, man. Be a round peg fitting into a round hole.
>>340509937
don't. nobody gives a shit about your shitty opinion
>>340508716
It's been shown that you can properly change his clothes in this game, unlike last time. In theory you should be able to replace his hipster-wear with normal everyday gear, but I don't know if you'll be able to remove his sunglasses or epic hacker meme badges/stickers from his bag and laptop.
>Went from "Hackerz" the game to "Maymays" the game.
Where did everything go wrong?
>>340509912
It'll have both, but the fake imageboard will be used by the "bad guys" or some shit.
>>340509757
>real hacker
Depends on what we're describing that as. A SQL injecting, cable clipping techno-fucker? 50/50
Script kiddie? All memes.
The dudes who hack to steal a lot of money and data? Those guys use a phone, not code.
>>340509637
>>340509961
I can't wait to pre-order his iconic cap and bandana.
>>340509912
>100 bucks says they are gonna have a 4chan or reddit spoof on there too
That won't even cover the cost of the game + season pass + taxes, anon
>>340509961
FUCK YOU
>>340509961
MY NAME BE MAWKUS BUTCHU CAN CALL ME MAWKUS "RIP A NIGGA" DRIPPA
LIKE DAT SHIT DONTCHA, WHITE BOY?
Whoever said Ubisoft was out of touch?
>>340509654
>FUEGO
>>340510038
>shit game stayed shit
Nothing went anywhere
Is this the same studio that turned the last Assassin's Creed into what is was? It looks like it.
>>340509961
THOSE DANK ASS MEMES #LOL
>>340509906
WTF WE GOT A DEADSEC MEMBER OVER HERE
how exactly do you make large, perfectly pixelated graffiti
>>340509961
he don't have chin or what?
>>340510038
>Where did everything go wrong?
San Francisco.
>>340507674
Yes it's targeted toward children well done.
I bet they gonna wandering around the city to pick up stormfag and poltard
Must be a fun game
Too bad they can't hack actual /pol/
Am I the only person here who liked the first Watch_Dogs? I bought the game twice (on Xbox 360 and PS4) and 100% the game on both platforms, it's amazing.
>majority of gamers are straight white males
>ubisoft releases a game whose protagonists are a mexican, a nigger, and a lesbian arab, in order to appeal to an audience that never had any intention of buying their games
>later, at the annual shareholders meeting, ubisoft board members wonder how their game could possibly have flopped
>>340510191
a metric shitload of stencils
>>340507830
If I took that off will she die?
>>340509112
You still should, rollerblading is amazing.
>This game will be more dated then the first one in the future.
>>340508358
>/v/ isnt the target audience
>>340510215
you have to go back
>>340509001
That's no robot.He's the obligatory wheelchair character required to complete a diverse cast.
>>340510224
Executives are aliens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuaC_WfIteY
>>340510217
I enjoyed the concept more than the actual game, which was boring.
>>340510252
OH SHI-
>>340510252
>facebookfrog
>>340510252
Frogposting is normie shit now.
>>340509853
Hoho you cheeky fucker
Is there any confirmation that the girl is a muslim or is it just generalization because she wears a fucking headscarf?
I'm not a pro hacker but I have cracked wpa2 and wep wifi passwords with Kali linux and I will tell you that you can't just blindly tap on your phone to hack everything including classic muscle cars.
God this makes me cringe so hard.
>>340510252
pepe is quite popular recently
something like this is pure /v/ pandering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzdMOa9hEc
>>340507997
It's Ubisoft's best selling new IP.
A few cucks on the internet shithole =/= the main audience
>>340510252
pepe is facebook tier shit now, even my normie ass sister knows about him
>>340510359
hey bro
it's a game
just a game
>>340510224
Nah, I don't buy into this. The skin colour or gender of a protag really doesn't affect your decision to play a game unless you're full on autistic or maybe like a redneck. There's plenty of reasons to hate this casting choice (like what it's going to do to the story) but lack of immersion isn't one of them
>>340507674
Marcus is a good boy
He dindu nuffin
>>340510252
>>340510362
This is because of the normalfags that infested /r9k/.
Ubisoft quality
>>340510358
>wears an Islamic veil to signal to the world she's at least a Muslim in name only
>WOW YOU SHITLORDS IT DOESN'T EVEN SAY SHE'S A MUSLIM
>>340510359
>you can't just blindly tap on your phone to hack everything including classic muscle cars.
Yes you can you fucking scrubl0rdz. You're ju2 a shit hacker, u mad bro? XD
>Ubisoft is so out of touch they think people want to play as THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
dear god I thought Sunset Overdrive flopping was the last we saw of these kind of awful faggy fads in mainstream games.
>>340507674
It's like we had a bunch of movies about hackers and finally we just came back around to that Angelina Jolie hacker movie's representation of them.
>>340510445
Bit more creativity than I had them pegged for.
>>340510252
OY VEY thats the racist grinch meme that Drumpf's nazi supporters post!
>>340510224
actually by adding diversity like this they want to pander to SJW, the most vocal community who they though that would affect the sales by their opinions,
But I guess they are retard anyway, imagine their conference like:
>so what do kids like these days
>eh... leather jacket with lot and lot and lot of spiky skulls on it?
basically businessman making games
There's a good chance Gamergate will be referenced in an extreme cringe inducing way
>>340510359
Hacking is boring as fuck. No one wants accurate hacking. People want glorified rubbish this is why all hacks in movies and games are some nonsensical 3D sequences.
>>340510452
Moonshine Overture flopped?!
>>340510537
Yes, it will. You can count on it
>>340508001
Who gives a fuck? She's less hot than Clara from the first game anyways.
>>340510552
Quadrilateral Cowboy looks fun. If it ever releases.
>>340510537
Thats actually a good thing, I could use some laugh.
>>340510217
I liked it too but it did have its issues at times. This will probably fix some but create more, especially being Ubisoft.
>>340510359
Wasn't it explained away in the first game by having the phone run a program made by l33t hackers that already had access to the city's OS and all of its functions? I imagine that's what's happening here, too.
>>340510358
look at the OP pic
>unknown guy (possibly mexican)
>black guy
>brown girl with scarf like pic related
>white boy
they obviously are trying to be diverse so its guaranteed shes gonna be a fucking mudslime
>>340510560
as in a AAA exclusive selling less than a million copies and being given away for free?
Yeah game sold like shit. Most of the Xbox One games sold like shit, Halo 5 in particular is a massive failure.
>>340510537They'ill be a side mission.Their characterization will be based on that CSI episode.
>>340509001
>filename
kek why I'm laughing so hard it makes no fucking sense
GREATEST HACK OF THE HISTORY
>>340510640
I thought Halo 5 was the best selling game in the franchise?
I just know Ubisoft are gonna shove this really shitty "emotional" and "sad" story in to it, and it's going to have a really shitty "twist" midway in. Reviewers are going to be pointing out how everyone expected really edgy and angsty dialogue/story, but it's all one big trick because it's actually really "deep".
>>340510708
one of the worst, dramatically underperformed in the first several months at retail.
>>340510707
Kojima gets to be in two games now?
I dunno. After watching that trailer and the "World Premiere Announcement" it doesn't look that awful, or filled with memes and SJW shit.
But hey, they fooled a lot of people with the cinematic trailers from the first game and I never really liked ubisoft so who knows.
>>340510632
yeah, first game the protag was an ex member of the CtOs engineering team, so he knows al lthe codes and stuff
this is probably the same but instead it's probably just somebody who got the codes through the dedsec organization and then use it against the "evul capitalist bad guiz"
at least in the first one, the story was about how the main character is trying to found who killed his wife and kids and make them pay for it
>>340510776
Didn't they say DmC's story was shakespearean?
>>340510801
Don't blame Kojima for MGSV, blame Konami.
>>340509645
baka.
>>340510537
I can confirm the first pre-order DLC mission pack - The Troll's Dungeon, involves you teaming up with popular comedian/author/host Aisha Tyler to track down the leaders of Gamergate.
There's even an escort section with award winning pop-critic Anita Sarkeesian, but in a fun trope-defying twist, she ends up being the one escorting and protecting you.
>>340510776
The game will have a subtle message about how society hates a united black family. That's why it will reveal something like Marcus's dad being the final villain.
>>340510836
It takes place in San Francisco and one of the main characters is some brown hacker girl in a hijab it's definitely going to be filled with SJW shit.
>>340510862
ubishit has nothing to do with dmc.
>>340510935
Society doesn't hate a united black family, it's just that the only united black families that exist are rich ones.
>>340510836
One of the characters are going to be trans or homosexual. It's San Francisco.
>>340510836
It's not filled with memes? We haven't watched the same videos then.
>>340510986
I was referring to reviewers.
>>340510935
But society loves a united black family; without it, niggers happen.
>>340510953
I wonder if it will have endless hordes of homeless and mentally ill people on the streets like the real SF.
>>340510901
Holy shit that's perfect
>>340510867
Its equal fault if not more so Kojima for getting careless with schedule and budget
Aiden Pierce better be referenced in some way in this.
>>340507674
Edgelords: the game? Marvelous.
>>340507997
They said it will be trilogy even before first one came out.
>>340511126
YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK NOW
I AM LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER RIGHT NOW
>>340509085
They're not even allowed to play games where you kill people.
>>340511065
no, it's one of the voice actress.
>actually had hope they'd improve the sequel
heh heh *lights cigarette* should've known... *takes a long drag on the cigarette*
>>340511262
not in AMERICA
How many games have to flop in a row for Ubisoft to go under? This feels like their 3rd in a row.
>>340510634
>Mexican ' LA RAZA PENDEJO PUTO '
>Muslim ' ALLAH AKBAR '
>Black ' DINDU NUFFIN BITCH ASS CRACKA'
>White ' Nu-male cuck relegated to 2nd plane'
Shame on ubisoft for not including a transgendered body positive land whale
>>340510445
You can always sell some DLC with paranja and stuff for her.
>>340508532
Its basically the shit with punk music and trend again. Even to this day there are old fucks who pretend they weren't following a flavor of the month music but it had something to do with something.
>>340509584
>when people have no real personality so they mimic an internet identity to seem unique and cool
4chan is both a gift and a curse.
>Spend the game as the diversity hacker crew
>Hacking in the name of social justice and protests
>Basically a domestic terrorist, but in your own eyes your doing the right thing
>Throughout the game some mystery hacker has been trying to counter hack you, but they aren't in the city
>As the game progresses, each counter hack is getting stronger, and tracing them just shows they are coming closer to the city
>Final fight is with mystery hacker, who turns out to be Aiden, who says you're abusing the system for your own personal beliefs and he's here to stop you
>Your the bad guy all along
This is the only redeeming thing I can see. Otherwise it's gonna be a social justice shitty hackz game
>>340511338
>Income: 0$
>Posts anonymously on racist blogs
>>340510953
>one of the main characters is some brown hacker girl in a hijab
Didn't see it in the videos I watched. But I'm ok with a brown hacker girl. If the hijab is optional, fine. If it's forced and they try to push SJW shit on, I'll be pretty pissed.
>>340511032
I'm not familiar with the "It's San Francisco" thing. Is it a place filled with lgbt and feminist people?
>>340511060
I dunno, maybe I didn't pay too much attention. But if you mean shit like >>340510252 posted such as the sadfrog and things like that, it's too late to stop that now. Sure as hell isn't necessary or adds anything to the game, but it's too late to stop it now.
>>340511360
>Implying normies won't just gobble this shitfest up giving ubisoft mo money for dem program- I mean games.
Criminals wear customised branding advertising their illegal activity and gang affiliation.
>It's okay, he's still got that face scramble thing.
Because there's NO WAY he'd be recognized on the streets. You'd clearly be profiling if you could pick these guys out of a crowd!
Unless of course they're going to say Deadsec sells merchandise which 13-year old Wannabe hackers, the kind who purchase Anonymous masks, buy in droves with their parents money.
Nothing beats crushing the system like becoming the system, right?Fuck this, I'm going back to Lainchan.
>>340510359
nah man didn't you know all you have to do is press a button to make some green text scroll across the screen and you can do everything with the device in seconds.
>>340511498
>Is it a place filled with lgbt and feminist people?
Yes.
>40 year old french men trying to write hipster teenagers
because it worked so well in Life is Strange
>>340511532
Then I'm sorry for the people who live there. Really am.
>>340511475
That could work, so long as they hammered home that Marcus IS in the wrong.
And aren't worried about the backlash of an old white dude criticising a black teen who didn't do nuffin'
>>340511360
Keep dreaming, it won't happen. It's the opposite, their games sell more and more.
There's only one thing that can kill Ubisoft and that's Vivendi.
I wonder if any Jews had a hand in the concept and making of this game.
>>340511560
It did work well, game journalists gobbled that shit up.
>>340507674
>WE WUZ HACKERZ AND SHET
This is going to be as trash as the first one.
>>340511608
there's only hipsters living there. no need to feel sorry for them
>>340507674
ALLAH AKBAR!
>>340511560
but it did?
>>340511523
>Criminals wear customised branding advertising their illegal activity and gang affiliation
it's not like it's a fucking video game and the main characters have to stand out
it's not like fucking gta or saint row or the elder scroll or red faction guerilla or true crime or sleeping dogs, muh favorite games
What a fucking crybaby.
>>340511672
game journalists also gobbled up Gone Home
>>340511560
>>340511672
I liked Life is Strange.
>>340511560
Better than any American writer.
>we'll make the black a heavy machine gunner and the Muslim a suicide bomber in distress
>also we'll make the black guy the antagonist. and bald or with an afro
>>340511560
Hey, that game was hella awesome. I always crank up those tunes when Syd matters started to play. Go fuck your selfie.
>>340511640
Sadly it's gonna have to be my headcanon, because ubisoft is never gonna go that route. Especially with it being ran by women
>>340510272
>A diverse cast
>3 white people
Not good enough anon, we'll need to remove at least 2 of those white people and replace them with other ethnicities or women. Keep the wheelchair one, the other two can be replaced with a muslim woman and an asian bi-gender transvestite.
>>340507674
>showing legs
>not covering face
ABSOLUTELY HARAM. Would trow acid to the bitch face to save family honor.
>>340508148
>soldering a circuit board on the wrong side
This pretty much tells me everything I need to know about this shitfest of a game.
>>340511686
there are also a lot of poor asian immigrants there who have to deal with that shit. unsung heroes if you ask me
>>340511560
I loved life is strange. So much that I'm STILL mad over that shitty fucking ending. They ruined what was fucking fantastic
>>340511475
Bonus points if Marcus is Damien's bastard son.
Ubisoft are in a bush without a dog, making sequels to games nobody liked.
>>340511751
Wowsers! In all seriousness i think that go fuck your selfie was kind of clever to be perfectly honest.
>>340508293
>mom's gonna freak!
>>340511729
Which sold half a million copies. For a shat out unity game.
>>340511387
>so transphobic
>much pronouns
>such hacking
WOW
>>340511672
There's nothing gaming journalist won't gobble up as long as it has some key buzzwords and themes.
>>340511882
His surname is Holloway so I guess he isn't the same Marcus.
>>340511746
>french writing
>anyday better than american writing
just compare deus ex, made in Texas with human revolution made by some french- canuck fuck in montreal
HEY IM MARCUS AND IM BACK
AND IM BLACK WHITE AND JAPANESE AT THE SAME TIME BITCH
>>340511959
I'm hoping it's just his mom's last name and the rest gets revealed later.
wait up guys, click click click
>I'm in
The offspring starts playing.
>>340511350
Not anywhere afaik? Depending a bit of course on what kind of violence it is, BF:SW for example probably was allowed to everyone above 10 or something.
>>340512001
>Lets take a look at popular conspiracy theories and explore what their impact on society would be if they turned out to have truth to them.
>I know, I'll take abortion arguments and change the context to fit around augmented body parts!
>>340507674
someone was paid to design this garbage
disgusting
>>340511686
Sadly, this >>340511829
There are always some old folks who just want to be left alone and some hard workers with no other option but to stay there.
As long as you're not a straight white male, I think you'll be allright. If you are, then just pretend you're gay. Kinda like the opposite of what people did 20 years ago.
>>340512097
If I can hack speakers to make Offspring start playing I'd be down with that.
>>340512194
Not just that, given Ubisoft's committee based design they probably spent months discussing how everything should be down to the last pubic hair.
And this is the best they could come up with.
>>340507674
>A black guy.
>A Muslim female.
>Some probable Mexican.
>Some white guy.
>A robot.
This game really ahead of it's time in progressiveness.
IMA LITTLE TEAPOT BLOWIN OFF STEAM
>>340512194
>someone was paid to write it
>someone was paid for the graphics
>someone was paid for the music
And the list goes on. Sooner or later you will notice that most work and most workers on this planet are utter shit and detrimental to the whole society, and if we'd kill off 80% of humanity we'd be already exploring other galaxies.
>>340507674
Is this game literally made for children? My 9 year old brother likes to wear skulls and ripped jeans too.
>>340512369
This game is made for rebels. HACKING rebels.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW DJ MISSION G.I. JOES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLo-qXHyxMg
>bland musac incoming
>>340512434
its like elevator music for a club
>>340507674
ebin le hakk meme :^)
>>340507674
I bet the masked dude with the spike vest turns out to be the villain all along.
>Marcus: "You gone too far, man. We wuz gon' stick it to the man, but you hurtin' everyone! All lives matter, dude!"
>An0nym0us: "You lack ambition, Marcus! This isn't just the greatest hack in the history! This is the hack that is going to position me as the Hacksident of the United States... No! Of the World! Muahaahahaha!"
>Marcus tazes An0nym0us
>An0nym0us: "AARRRGHHH!"
>Marcus: "Psh, you was always a busta. I'm for da people. We out LaHackwanda"
>LaHackwanda spits on An0nym0us "Fuck you, CIS scum!"
>Credits roll
Looks like shit
>>340510407
>see a game with a black dude on the cover
>assume it will be another token faux gangster character
>pass on it
>this somehow makes me a redneck autist screeching my opinion into the monitor I'm shopping from
Yeah man, there's really only two kinds of people in the world after all, or whatever other garbage you want to push today.
>>340510362
>Meme lover 2
WHY
What does Brazzers get from that?
>>340511858
>>340511745
>>340511718
>>340511672
Real quick, can someone explain to me the appeal of Life Is Strange? I gave it a go and found it absolutely unbearable, 6/10 game made worse to me personally because of the style.
So bias aside (I HATED the way the characters talked and that I was supposed to feel affection for people like Chloe who I can't stand IRL), the game just seemed poorly made in a couple aspects. Firstly, the dialogue is a big hitter. In a story-driven game like that, I don't think you can get away with Steve-Buscemi-ing it and using cringeworthy slang which absolutely no one uses. It's just too central to the experience to not be absolutely jarring.
In that same vein, the game was just riddled with dumb shit in her internal monologues etc. The one example I remember is when she has another flash-forward, she's dropped into the middle of a chaotic storm caused by the tornado, barely able to stand upright. Her first instinct isn't to look for safety or find a way out, it's to lament her situation and cry about why these things are happening to her, which NO ONE would do. If you're in the middle of a terrifying experience, first your survival instincts make you do everything to get OUT, then you get to lament it. The game is just full of shit like that.
Lastly, and this is just a pet peeve but: facial recognition is out there, guys. Plenty of cheap games have done good/great facial recognition. In a game so focused on face to face interactions, it's really disarming if every character looks like a mannequin come to life.
TL;DR game is riddled with flaws, 6/10, redeeming qualities such as creative idea are destroyed by the execution: big picture idea is good, details ruin it. Why is this game such a hit with so many people?
>>340512434
Defalt's story is the Bad Blood DLC was at least kind of interesting? and the club environment was kind of cool for the 3 minutes you were in there.
This is all by the very low standards of the rest of the first game.
>He doesn't support anarchy
Is the people who made the first game the same for this one? I mean, the first seemed a little more self-aware with it's internet references and even had thugs as the bad guys. Hell, it even a black guy was an antagonist.
>>340507674
Oh, look.
Another game I'm not going to buy.
>>340507674
>we care what the blogger mob thinks
the art style is literally a gawker media sidejob
Holy shit, this looks absolutely terrible. It's so painfully cringeworthy.
>>340512675
>Implying the white guy in green isn't going to be the bad guy all along.
>>340512789
>achieve anarchy
>it's every man for themselves
>one man is inevitably better at it than everyone else
>gathers influence and starts running shit, because people like to be in charge
>anarchy has created a government
>no more anarchy
Legit Anarchyfags are the worst since they don't realise that it'll all naturally go back to being a structured society anyway after a while.
>>340512731
It's like a western anime without being anime.
>>340512889
The dude in the spike west is white too.
>>340510252
Oh look it's the twitter frog
>>340512340
nah I don't mind working for the devil as long as I got paid. Not to say Ubi is not that bad since they only piss off autistic rednecks
>>340512963
I get a Hispanic vibe from him for some reason.
>>340507674
Downgrade: The Game
>>340512731
The actual story and atmosphere in the game are incredibly good/comfy. The soundtrack is great, and each episode left me wanting more.
Also with the internal monologue thing, she's barely an adult, she's freaking out and trying to figure out what to do. She's never been in a situation like that, so she doesn't really have any honed survival instincts.
>>340512712
Lol if you see a black dude on the cover of a game and assume immediately it'll be a token faux gangster, you definitely do fall under the category of "redneck". If the dude has a wife-beater, a 40, a handgun and a du-rag then yeah he's probably a gangster. But we're talking about a game like any other, let's say an Uncharted style adventure game, where the character is black. And you, based entirely on his skin colour as no other signs would indicate that, assume he's a gangsta? Yeah you're american all right
>>340513069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
Why'd Ubisoft do something like that?
>>340510587
I do not disagree from this, but you can't say that both of them going at it would not be hot. Just saying.
>>340512959
there would obviously be anarchy police making sure everyone follows the law of anarchy
>>340512789
>>340512959
Chaos is superior to anarchy.
>>340512959
it's a cycle mate, it always like that
>when in charge -- noooo I'm oppressed, these rules are hash, I want freeeeedom
>when in anarchy -- noooo the chad is stealing all the women and made us slave heeeelp me mr policemen
>>340512729
it's quintessential /tv/ porn
>>340507823
Never Ever.
Mark ecko is dead
>>340510504
pure coincidence
>>340513196
chaos is basically the nature itself, human are also a form of chaos
>>340513210
>its a cycle
>implying
Humans have clearly shown they prefer order above all else.
>>340507674
this is what happens when you let the entire art department make games.
Nice to see they took a break from parkour games to make another parkour game.
>>340507674
Is there any possibility that they're aware of how bad they fucked up the first one and have tried to fix it?
>>340512675
>An0nym0us: "You lack ambition, Marcus! This isn't just the greatest hack of the history! *
>>340513105
Nah nah, you may have misunderstood me on the internal monologue thing. Survival instincts aren't borne of experience in those situations; they're instincts, evolution. It's stuff that you've got built in telling you how to react in a scary situation. An experienced person would have time to slow down, analyse the situation and maybe consider their predicament. Someone like her, who's an inexperienced kid, would panic and do their best to escape. When you say "she's freaking out and trying to figure out what to do", that's definitely what she's MEANT to be doing, but I'm saying that isn't what she's doing. Rather than trying to figure out what to do, she's wondering why it's happening at all, which is completely illogical in that moment.
This is just one small instance of things like this, but it really stood out to me as the perfect example of the game being incapable of transmitting realistic emotion and shit.
>>340512959
>>340512959
>they don't realise that it'll all naturally go back to being a structured society anyway after a while
They do. Russians are kinda have "Anarchy is a mother of order" as a motto.
>>340512729
It's gotta be pretty refreshing for the people involved in it. They spend all their time having sex dead seriously (most of the time anyway, that British guy seems to be a magnet for silly shit) and this gives them the opportunity to go completely balls to the wall crazy just because they can.
It's also an excellent publicity stunt. That shit gets posted EVERYWHERE, unlike "proper" porn.
>>340513105
I'll admit the story had a lot of potential, but I just found the delivery was too awful to balance it out as a good game over all
>>340513436
31.33 % repeating of course
>>340511231
They also said Assassins' Creed was going to be a trilogy.
>>340507674
Who cares? You weren't going to play it anyways...
>>340510362
>>340512729
It's insanely popular because of dank memes essentially
edgiest game of all time
>>340508281
Although I laughed at this, I doubt that Ubisoft would waste credibility.
After all, there seems to be more of a libertarian motif behind this than socialism etc.
>>340513458
At the same time though, it's a game. It wouldn't be very interesting if you get thrown into that situation and just run, not knowing what the fuck is going on
>>340513660
>You weren't going to play it anyways...
>>340508443
are edgy underages who feel the need to belittle and degrade minorities because we have accomplished nothing of value nor have we bothered to interact with them, hence we go on an anonymous image board to project our butthurt and autism as a way to ventilate our self hatred which we deny, because we feel that society has done us wrong like a pack of pathetic SJWs and BLM activists.
>>340514036
rally makes you tink..
>>340508976
Met a few myself.
Surprisingly they're some of islams greatest critics. You'd never expect how based they are.
>>340513897
Why not do it like this:
>thrown into situation
>internal monologue is panic, something like "oh god not again, I have to get out of here!"
>reach perceived safety
>Lament fate: "oh god why is this happening to me"
There, you got all the original aspects plus the scene makes way more sense now. Still interesting I think, would have it MORE interesting if anything because the significance of the doe would have been played up much more as a "saviour" rather than just some random spoopy shit going on
Idk man I just feel like it was sloppily made. I'm not even an elitist so my standards aren't the highest, yet this thing still felt unpolished. I guess the problem is that it WANTS to be all of this story-heavy stuff but it drops the ball so much that it's still better to just watch a movie
>>340512097
GIVE IT TO ME BABY
UH HUH UH HUHIs there a bigger decline in music quality than the fucking Offspring? not even 2000's Weezer was as bad as Fly For a White Guy
>>340510901
This is way too accurate. Did you get a leak?
>Edgy "fuck the government" hipster themes with a diverse cast of characters
Watch_Dogs 2: Second Son
>>340509813
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>340514429
Watch_Dawgs 2: Wife's son.
>>340512434
jesus man
even the Farrah Abraham album had better production than this
>>340509809
Just makes me sad. I miss games like bio shock where there were intriguing arguments and philosophies of libertarianism within Rapture and that whole exploration of the "birth of a nation" vibe in Columbia.
Of course nowadays we can't do that because libertarianism is thought off as ebul capitalism, and need I address the elephant in the room of Bioshock infinities """utopia"""
>>340507674
What the shit is he spiderman now?
>>340509808
Well they can speak for themselves.
I'm sorry that not every black person wants to be a thug or a criminal.
>>340514429
Watch_Dogs 2: Abandon Your Son
>>340513436
If this was the same Ubisoft that made Assassins Creed 1 and 2, yes.
But it's not. This is going to be another game that is overloaded with hype and turns out to be mediocre at best.
>>340510256
Triggered
>>340514036
HOL UP
>>340507674
>white beta male cuck in the back who will probably get friendzoned by the mudlime chick because she likes the nigger and maybe even turn bad/help the bad guys
you can't make this up
here's my oc.I know someone could have done it better.
>>340508387
No, it isn't
>>340509001
We Rocky 4 now fellas
>>340515062
Holy shit.
If this game gives you the option to change out of your dumb "hackerrrr" outfit I'm making Bane to the best of my ability.
>>340511475
>Aiden, who says you're abusing the system for your own personal beliefs and he's here to stop you
Wouldnt work because he did it too
Anyone have that pic where ubisoft was like all men back in the 90s/early 00s and after like the 3rd ass creed the whole team is now womyn?
That pretty much explains why ubisoft is a pandering, single formula company now.
>>340507674
This looks like it was made by an old person with a really skewed perception of young people.
>>340512001
>Montreal
>French
>Canadian french
>Actually french
1800's french, maybe.
Is that really how americans dress?
>>340514849
Are you telling me that that not everyone of a single race falls into a certain mindset or cultural collective and is capable of making their own choices and achieving their own destiny without negative role models who encourage violence and drugs?
Hey remember the movie hackers?
>>340510552
Uplink was fun as fuck and it had more elements of realism in its hacking than any other game I can name. I should go replay Uplink actually, I can't believe that game came out in 2001
>>340515282
He stopped actual illegal things and avenged murder. I'm sure we can expect super duper mean opinions like "BLM shouldn't violently destroy the fucking town during a protest" to be what this new protag is fighting against
>>340515062
This legitimately looks better and I would rather play this.
>>340515421
those were cool 90's alt kids though and not modern faggot hipsters.
>>340515062
I for one would like to play as Monster Death Can
>>340512731
>Her first instinct isn't to look for safety or find a way out, it's to lament her situation and cry about why these things are happening to her, which NO ONE would do
You don't have any experience with women, do you.
>>340515384
In California
One day I'm going to write a story that accurately portrays hackers as misanthropic greedy shut-ins who spend their entire active life on the computer sniffing packets and logging into your grandma's bank account.
>>340513158
$0.25 has been deposited into your Paypal account.
>>340515291
Seconded. I wanna see this.
>2016
>downloading cars
>>340507674
Guise I'm being hacked right now.
Instead of showing replies google translate is coming up for some reason.
>2016
>ok to be black
>>340509514
>the model who dressed up as Britbong Altair gets hired again
>he has to endure another 60 minutes with Aisha Tyler
Poor guy...
>>340515868
HACK THE PLANET!
Can't wait to see it at E3 with #GIRLWOOD spooting some dank, rare memes only the intelectual patrician, like me, could understand!
>>340515923
It's doing it in every thread and it's very annoying
>>340507674
>Hackers
>Doing parkour
Lol
>>340515703
in yugoslav
>>340514036
t. white guilt
Hopefully he hacks the government and forces them to reveal the top secret documents that prove that black people built the pyramids
>first game is a man who wants revenge and uses hacking as tools to find the murderers of his wife and son
>second game isa hacking hipster black guy who dindu nuffin and wants to fuck the powah!
>>340516449
>they basically made a lizardsquad video game
>>340507674
I want pol to stay on its shit board
>>340516586
i want cucks to leave 4chan
>>340508358
when is /v/ ever the target audience?
>>340516541
Aren't those the Nintendrones that hacked Xbone and ps4 during Christmas? Kinda a dick move if you ask me
>>340516586
t. probably browsing /pol/ right now
>>340512731
>Real quick, can someone explain to me the appeal of Life Is Strange?
lesbians
>>340513443
>>340516586
is it blowing your mind that regular people hate black people when they get to say whatever they want on the internet?
>>340509504
>>Supports Islam
So what? I still hold more trust in the average Arab Muslim than I will ever have for the common white Atheist/Christian male. Most of them are comparable to/pol/, with a "watch the world burn" mentality, a far more dangerous worldview than ISIS hopes to be.
>>340507674
Is this what 2010s 'XTREME' looks like.
>>340507997
They gotta make it up for not releasing one AC this year.
>>340508148
>apt-get install
Isn't apt a Debian/Ubuntu thing only? Why would a 1337 hax0r use Noobuntu?
>>340509504
>>Fights against an evil opressive power
>>Supports Islam
This is the one that kills me.
Islam and western liberal values are incompatible, because Islam isn't only religious proscription, but also includes a political system. Just like Orthodox Judaism. It's why Orthodox Jewish communities in the US are isolationist and super fucked up.
Theoretically Muslim citizens should be able to coexist with non Muslim citizens in any liberal democracy or republic.
In practice their beliefs (women's rights, non Muslim rights etc.), which they promote heavily, would be (and should be) seen as negative by non Muslim, pro multi culti leftist groups which cry out for their inclusion.
>>340512321
So you're saying a majority white cast is what you'd prefer?
>>340509560
All of that is cringey as fuck, except for Night of the Dedsec, that's pretty neat actually.
>>340516856
You're not a regular person. You're a sheltered faggot with no grasp of real human interaction.
Either that or just a generally bad human being.
>>340509892
but that's India
>>340507727
Welcome to the shit show known as /v/. Full of baby back bitch cry babies and terrible opinions. You guys know the rest of the world hated new Vegas right? It was complete shit.
>>340515062
>YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
perfect
>>340515630
I'm on /v/ so obviously not
>>340516736
the characters are all hideous though
>>340508148
Im happy that the game actually looks honest now... I would have much rathered they did that the first time. instead of being all edgy serious then having all these ridiculous fights.
>>340517198
Even blacks that can act human act the degenerate didnnu nuffins that represent them on TV.
>>340516869
>athiests and christians are more dangerous than isis because they are nihilists instead of killing the infidel wherever they may find him
>>340517323
*hate
>we want the bernie sanders audience
>>340516849
>that guy's accessible data-wotsits have something that 100% identifies him as a drug dealer
>"Sending fake evidence"
Hang on, why not send the actual real evidence instead? If that shit gets found as fake then not only is he gonna walk away, he's gonna walk away with a fat cash settlement on top of it!
>>340507823
The man himself said he wants to fund another one.
And his team have been working on something for a couple of years low key...
>>340517395
>tfw went to Sanders rally specifically to pick up hot alt/indie chicks
shit's great
there's some Whole Foods ass bitches that hang out there though, gotta stay away from that shit.
>>340517395
why market towards an audience that will all have committed sudoku by the time the game comes out?
>>340507674
What is with this insultingly PC attempt at pandering to diversity?
>>340517198
Not him, but do you really believe that hating niggers is so uncommon and outrageous?
Maybe you're black yourself?
>>340517323
Does it occur to you that maybe race isn't the factor?
Maybe it's socio-economic backgrounds.
All human beings are individuals, regardless of skin colour.
I'm sure you don't wake up every morning thinking of how white you are and how you need to act on your best behaviour to represent the white race, because that would be fucking retarded.
>>340509634
it doesn't offend anyone and honestly it's a really shitty insult that only retards use
but since it doesn't have any roots in "systems of oppression" it's the default derogatory term for people you disagree with
>>340517491
more like why market towards an audience that will vote for Trump by the time the game comes out.
seriously all the candidates this year fucking sucked but I will gladly take Trump over Hillary, if not just for feminazi tears.
>>340517531
I know it's not uncommon, I just think people who do it unironically are daft in the head.Yes I am black, but that shouldn't mean anything to be honest.
>>340517589
I want Trump to win.
But the Clintons are the most crooked name in this country, it's not going to happen.
I don't get it, is it hated because you have to play as a stereotypical-looking group of gangbangers or is it just because it's a sequel to a shit game that didn't need a sequel in the first place?
>>340508217
Do you not remember the news report awhile back about the black kid that put together a computer at like age 11?
>>340517624
>I just think people who do it unironically are daft in the head
Or, maybe, they looked up crime statistics, for example.
>>340513187
>anarchy police
>>340517762
You're not even playing as a gangbanger.
He looks like the type of black guy that posts on 4chan.
>>340507674
I just saw the trailer.. are they actually.. seriously going for the "anonymous" crowd?
The designs are fucking bad holy shit.
>>340517762
stereotypical gangbangers don't dress like a fucking crunkcore band.
it's hated because the fucking protagonists who are supposed to be likable look like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
>>340517898
You and your crew basically look like knockoff Saints.
>>340513187
>anarchy police
kek
>>340517859
>Poor and disenfranchised people tend to commit crime more often
Oh wow, those blacks sure are dangerous, surely it has nothing to do with unfair sentencing and police profiling.
>>340517531
>>340517538
>>340517624
>>340517859
I would advise you all to stop arguing about race issues on /v/. Trust me, once you look away from the screen for a minute and realise you're on a thread about a shitty video game it'll probably make the whole thing feel dumb. Save your opinion for someone who will actually be educated by it.
>>340517910
It worked so well for DmC: Devil May Cry, obviously more people should be doing it.
>>340512731
>Her first instinct isn't to look for safety or find a way out, it's to lament her situation and cry about why these things are happening to her, which NO ONE would do
Women cry after fucking exams, this isn't unbelievable.
>>340509001
>R2 Dindu
>>340517975
Shit nigga, if I could look as fly as the saints I wouldn't complain.
>>340517986
Poor white people have incomparably lower crime rate.
Calling black people disenfranchised when America is choke full of PC and affirmative action is a bit dishonest, in my opinion.
>>340518045
AFTER exams. AFTER. Not during. That's my main point.
>>340517198
>You're a sheltered faggot with no grasp of real human interaction.
I think you have this backward homie. I don't hate black people generally, but it's not an uncommon thing. You've probably encountered it as something much more subtle than the Stormfront level of shit flinging on the internet.
And it's not a one way street either. I grew up around black people, went to school with black people etc., and quite a few hate white people, or brown people, or lighter skinned or darker skinned black people. And they will openly state it for anyone to hear.
>>340518210
So you're saying after completing an exam and submitting it, it's logical to cry?
Getting into the exam and breaking down (assumedly since you don't have the knowledge to pass) makes more logical sense.
I was just mainly bringing up something I heard recently that I thought was fucking absurd from a feminist.
>>340507674
Is that nigga in the center wearin' ricks?
>>340518254
Like I said here >>340517538
People are individuals. Their hate of those people is of their own volition.
>>340518204
The people who tout PC values usually don't do anything to actually help the uneducated and less privileged folks who really need it.
>>340518524
>The people who tout PC values usually don't do anything to actually help the uneducated and less privileged folks who really need it.
You're ignoring the affirmative action part. Black people never succeed or improve, no matter how much tax money is being dumped on them.
>>340518353
It could be logical yeah, let's say you went into the exam, gave it your all and then later come to terms with the fact that you probably failed after the adrenaline is gone. If it meant a lot to you, I don't see why not. You're not gonna break down in the middle of the exam because a) social norms and b) if it means that much to you, you'll try no matter what. It's also pretty rare to enter into a situation and be immediately aware that you're incapable of pulling through.
>>340518439
>rick
>orange ever
>or any colour, really
Probably more modeled on Supras or some shit, I doubt their anarchist hax0r is supposed to be dropping 4k on shoes. The silhouette does look a bit like geos though.
>>340518757
There you go generalizing again.
I'm sure I could list off hundreds of successful black and African people and you'd just use mental gymnastics to circumvent it.
Here's one, Aliko Dangote, one of the richest men in the world:
http://www.forbes.com/profile/aliko-dangote/
>>340518757
if they improved their lives they'd be considered privileged and have their gibs taken away
>>340518757
>Poor black people rarely succeed or improve*
Fixed that for you.
>>340518084
Lel
>>340517258
delete your terrible bait
>>340507997
They were probably already half way done with it by the time meme_dogs released.
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