I wonder how hard the writer at Rockstar beat his stubby little dick while writing Trevor.
>A CRAZY SOCIOPATH LIKE THE JOKER THAT ALSO RANTS ABOUT MODERN SOCIETY LIKE AMERICAN TORTURE BUT DESPITE BEING SADISTICALLY VIOLENT HE'S SOMEHOW CONSIDERED RELATABLE TO RETARDS UNFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUGH *CUM*
It was a liberal who wrote the script
And he was a jew
He's a deconstruction of the typical GTA player, anon.
GTA 5 is a deconstruction/reconstruction of GTA.
Yeah, the GTA5 writing on the whole was pretty fucking bad. No idea why that game got good reviews.
>bad characters
>unfunny writing
>bad/neraly non-existent plot
>missions are scripted as fuck, and usually pretty boring
>Terrible selection of music
Honestly, I think its probably my least favorite GTA game. I had more fun with Chinatown wars.
The whole torture scene actually really turned me off to Trevor. I thought he would at least refuse to do so, or maybe torture the FIB guy instead or something. Instead, the writers tried to have their cake and eat it too, and Trevor went from being something of an interesting character to a try-hard caricature.
Trevor is the most forced, unfunny and pathetic character I have ever seen in any entertainment medium. Most GTA V characters are the same, but Trevor takes the crown.
>>340501592
Everyone in that game is a try-hard caricature except the black guy, who is just a blank slate.
>>340501551
Oh, fuck off.
GTA is just parodies of shit stolen from films and TV. The writers are the Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer of videogames.
>>340501332
>It was a liberal who wrote the script
What a surprise.
>And he was a jew
double whammy.
Why normies/pleddit like edgy characters Trevor and 4chan likes Micheal?
>>340501332
man am I the only one who fucking loved Trevor?
>3 years later /v/ is still crying that he killed the protagonist of the shittiest expansion to a GTA
there are far, far, FAR worse parts of the story than trevor. there was no thought put into it at all because as we all know the game was purely designed to push the cash shop.
>>340501482
>liberal
>literally makes fun of stupid feminists in the game
>>340501812
Never played GTA4 or its expansions, but when I found out he killed a previous GTA protagonist, my Mary Sue alert system triggered
anyone found any good script trainers for the newest version of gta 5 yet\\
>>340501812
Huh? I don't remember killing the guy from that biker expansion to gta 4?
>>340501578
>lamar was the only good character because he was essentially a squawking stereotype.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, nigga.
Rockstar threw away so much by not making a Lamar a playable character.
>>340501762
No, there's plenty of idiots like you. I remember reading a forum post about how one guy "couldn't stop laughing and had to stop playing because he was doubled over crying laughing" when Michael said "You're a hipster!" and Trevor's reaction ensued.
>>340501762
Yes.
>>340501738
And GTAV is a parody of GTA as a pop culture icon. How dum r u.
>>340501762
You're not alone
>>340502007
I liked the drunk Chinese business man.
But yeah, the characters in that game blow.
>>340501482
But Liberals hate Israel.
>>340502302
But the Liberal agenda is controlled by jews. Its a double blind bluff.
>>340501578
>No idea why that game got good reviews.
Because thankfully games are reviewed on more than just their writing. David Cage would be fucked otherwise.
>>340502302
The fuck does Israel have to do with Jews?
>>340502080
The writer aren't that self aware, they actually believe their own bullshit.
THREAD MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lLDpncL9Xo
>>340502387
As I noted in the post the gameplay, music and characters weren't too flash either.
the game would have been much better without Trevor and missions were co-cop with Michael+Franklin in a Kane and Lynch style
>>340502404
>The fuck does israel have to do with jews
I can't believe people like you exist
Can somebody explain to me why a crazy, paranoid redneck guy who hates/distrusts the government and is a CRIMINAL would have a fucking smart phone?
RADIO /TV COMMERCIALS WERENT EVEN FUNNY.
it tried to be "serious" give me a award i really want to work in hollywood and the 'satire' was shit.
A very bad game. A lot of potential in single player killed by the shit story and the online shark card jewing.
>>340501752
>>340501592
>>340501482
Does this explain why michaels son was literally jonah hill ?
>>340502302
This is what they want you to believe
>>340502302
>liberal hates jew
But they love them at the same time, its like a unconditional love between a dog and a abusive master.
>>340502574
Because, like humans in real life, humans in video games can also be hypocrites. I know it's weird.
>final mission deathwish
>kill a guy while he's playing basketball
>kill guy in a limo driving down the highway
>kill a guy while he's riding a ferris wheel
what an intense mission
>>340502574
same reason he proudly displays and shouts his name despite being wanted by the FIB becuase Michael ratted him out.
>>340502916
I don't think you understand the definition of hypocrisy.
>>340502404
>The fuck does Israel have to do with Jews?
Are you actually fucking retarded?
>>340502916
So basically because Rockstar was too lazy to come up with a clever way for Trevor to get into contact with other people.
>>340502574
>>340502574
Pretty fucking dumb I agree. I expected his sequences to have a shit ass old nokia thing
>>340503070
Yes pretty much.
>>340502365
So is the conservative agenda.
Hell, the Republican party is one of the biggest dicksuckers for Israel.
Not that the Democratic Party isn't either. Hell when the members of the party voted against support for Israel as a platform, the party heads veto'd it.I honestly have nothing against Jews as a race/religion, but Israel's fucking shady.
>>340502404
>The fuck does Israel have to do with Jews?
>>340503070
>>340503171
very least they could have done was him using a obsolete old phone like the one you use in the first scene in 2004 or those throwaway track phones
>>340503251
east coast new yawk "elite" are worse.
>>340502936
I wish GTA games actually ended at the climax. The climax of V is the Big Score, yet for some reason the game putters on after that. They should have found a way to end the story along with the big score.
IV had the same problem, the climax is meeting Darko and yet the game continues on to a boring, unrelated resolution.
>>340503757
>>340502936
maybe there was planned single player dlc but they just said fuck it we're making bank on online jewing.
>>340502404
>The fuck does Israel have to do with Jews?
I dont even
>>340502404
>The fuck does Israel have to do with Jews?
>>340502404
>The fuck does Israel have to do with Jews?
>>340502404
>inb4 I was only pretending to be retarded
dan houser really has his head up his ass with his hamfisted american social commentary, even max payne 3 had some shoehorned in
i'm not even a burger but holy shit dude move on
>>340504402
What the fuck happened to subtlety in satire?
>>340502574
He's a crazy asozial drug dealer, why wouldnt he have a phone, he probably stole.
He can't with people, but wants to.
>>340504402
How the fuck could you misconstrue MP3 as anti-american? You spend the whole fucking game shooting up shitty favelas, party boats, and soccer fields.
>>340501592
>the writers tried to have their cake and eat it too
what does this mean?
>>340504650
>shitty favelas, party boats, and soccer fields.
They are the victims of America's insatiable lust for blood.
>>340504402
You say that when the meanest, coldest jokes in most Rockstar games are about Europe.
>>340503251
This.
Fuck, I'm half jewish and I'm saying this.
>>340502302
this is true, but only because they kill muslims while falling for every zionist tactic.
>>340502007
whit'cho yeeyee ass haircut
nnnnnnnniggaaaa
>>340504402
>that focus on enhanced interrogation
>America's obsession with reality tv and celebrities
He did a pretty solid job.
>>340503286
i get the feeling its not his phone. he probably just steals phones and uses them till they get cancelled ( the body is found ) or, that weaselly guy he forces to do all his shit basically deals with it.
>>340505250
>>America's obsession with reality tv and celebrities
It would have been edgy and on topic back in 2006-2008, but now it felt super passe
>dude lets make every character in the game a cuck
Bravo rockstar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWVtZJo-HqI
Anti-technology thread?
>>340502451
You clearly don't pay enough attention.
>>340505478
The highest rated broadcasts in the US are reality tv shows.
>>340505523
>Jews trying to influence white kids to be scared of relationships with women in fear of being cucked
Color me surprised
>>340505580
that dosent make the joke NOT old
>>340505582
How do you think the cuck meme started?
> muh writing
Just because it has more realistic graphics and more fleshed out characters than previous era gta games, doesn't mean you should suddenly expect great writing or characters that are not walking caricatures.
The only reason you're complaining, is because they raised the bar on so many levels, but gta has essentially remained the same. You expect great writing and deep characters because they try to make more fleshed out walking caricatures now, but it's your demands that have changed, not gta.
>>340503278
Whats the sauce behind this image?
>>340505972
Some Japanese porno. Don't know the name but I believe the screenshots came from a video on Xhamster.
>>340505846
no i dont.
I want to have fun.
realism over fun is hard to balance but shit the game just isn't fun.
Writing being bad is only one aspect.
>>340505846
I for one don't want gta to change. I don't want an amazing story, nor realistic characters. Gta 4 was a bit over the line on that front, they went closer to their roots with gta v and even make fun of gta story telling and characters in the game.
If you're complaining about the story or characters of gta v, you're not a gta player. The characters should not be more ought out than in V. The level of humor and writing has remained very consistent throughout the games. There is no bad GTA game. They are all great.
>>340506079
A lot of people had fun with it, including me. Maybe you've grown too old for it?
did everyone really miss the conversation micheal has with him after the first few missions in the car? about how micheal basically tears trevor apart with the proto-hipster thing? the whole point was trevor really is just a hipster hipster because hes just taking it the next step, and that him being offensive or crazy was all just an act because he dosent want to fit into any category?
the point is hes such a sad sack of shit he does it all to hide it.
>>340501929
>liberal jew combo
>not falseflagging
>jew
>not sacrificing ideals for sales
>>340501332
also he's a Canadian because it's just funny xd to be a Canadian
>>340504696
As a foreigner, I genuinely never got that expression. I mean it means wanting to do two things that would exclude one another, right? But if you have a cake, eating it would be the logical thing to do. I mean, what the hell else would you be doing with a cake?
It'd make more sense if it was the other way around. "They wanted to eat their cake and still have it."
>>340506914
English is just fucked up
Like look at the phrase "spare the rod, spoil the child", you'd think that would be anti-child abuse, but it's PRO child abuse.
>>340506914
Americans so gluttonous they can't do food analogies right.
>>340507036
That has nothing at all to do with the English language. The meaning is very clear. I do not know how anyone could interpret it as being against child-'abuse'.
>>340505846
Nico was far more fleshed out than anyone in GTAV. Just because you don't spend quite as much time doing pointless shit doesn't translate to a relative lack of depth.
>>340501482
>>340501578
>>340501684
>>340501717
>>340501752
>>340501812
>>340501884
>>340502047
>>340502048
You guys do know each gta character is a self reflection and parody of the real world.
Trevor is the deranged powerful gta player put into a logically unhinged character, he is more than just a "XDXD so randum" He is the troubled abused and confused lonely child behind the man that would be a gta player style character. He has so many problems, all stemming from bad roots.
Micheal is a stereotypical criminal who has actually for once moved on in life, and finds himself stuck in the cliche stereotypical world and self loafing his own awareness and hypocrisy. He is basically /v/ the character. A nostalgic hypocrite who knows he is a hypocrite stuck in everything retro living a stereotype, but keeps going anyways..
Franklin is a man there to hold a mirror to the average suburban white kid playing GTA to become a gangsta. Franklin doesn't want to be a gangsta, he wants to live a good and prosperous life, and he straight up says being a gangster isn't all it's lived up to be, and all it will do is get you into more and more trouble.
That is why jimmy likes him so much, to show that "The player" is literally jimmy wanting to be a gang banger, and trevor is the reality of being a impulsive risky tasteless maniac, it isn't as fun on the inside as the outside makes it appear.
>>340502574
>Paranoid redneck guy
How fucking shallow of you anon, He isn't a redneck, he is a nonconformist narcotics dealer that hates authority, the guy drives a vintage niche truck for a reason, plus he has a Nokia windows phone, that is the most hipster phone of them all, but it's also strong, and cheap, and also how would the format of having three characters work if one character didn't have the same abilities? like if trevor had niko's badger phone.
>>340507351
Niko was just a young shallow version of Micheal and Trevor combined.
I keep doing all this crime and killing, and on the outside I seem fine, but on the inside I'm a sad messed up guy, and a fat hypocrite.
The only thing those two didn't do was sit down and cry.
>>340502404
Funniest thing I've read in awhile
>>340502619
>chakra attack with based jb smoove wasn't funny
You're probably a sad and lonely person
>>340507784
Niko seemed to legitimately want to escape from all the fighting. He only kept to it because of Roman fucking up.
Mike was quite different, he'd escaped shit and found that he still wanted it.
It's fine that they're different, given the relative horror of origins of each respectively.
Trevor just a crazy person with some personable aspects. I like the fact that to have a person who could fly aircraft as part of the cast was based off his child ambition to be a pilot.
>>340507591
if that's all true then that plan backfired because white suburban kids worship trevor.
>every player always enjoy runing around killing everything and doing retarded shit
>rockstar make a character around that
>hurr shit character
ast rockstar game worth playing was vice city anyway . fucking buyers remorse with everything else
>>340506374
its a little funny how he gets mad about it
>>340501332
It's okay that your sense of humour isn't sophisticated enough to appreciate the genius of Trevor. We understand.
>>340502404
Inb4 this gets screencapped
>>340506914
totally agree. that phrase has always annoyed me whenever i hear it irl.
>>340509807
It's the sort of pretending to be retarded post you'll see around hourly.
>>340506914
>>340504696
i always thought of it in terms of a wedding cake or something, where it feels a shame to eat it because so much time and effort went into making it look nice.
but admittedly it'd make more sense if it was something like "preserve your cake and eat it" but then that sounds fucking shit
>>340504650
how the fuck could you misconstrue spec ops: the line as anti-american? you spend the whole fucking game napalming dirty foreigners
>>340501332
Actually the game is great, and Trevor is good anon. HTH!
>>340504650
how the fuck could you misconstrue MGS2 an anti-patriots? you spend the whole fucking game doing EXACTLY what they tell you to
>>340501592
>I thought he would at least refuse to do so
He kicks a guy to death for no reason a few seconds into seeing him after the intro.
>>340501332
Eh, I liked Trevor. His character felt like a reflection of how most people play the game. I prefer Michael though.
There will be a outlaw version of trevor in rdr3
Trust me
Trevor is a reflection of the player.
We hate him, we hate ourselves.
>>340512464
>>His character felt like a reflection of how most people play the game.
>>340512697
>>Trevor is a reflection of the player.
>IT'S OKAY TO BE SHIT CAUSE ITS LE SATIRE FACE
You know those voices of mike Trevor hears, well he's in a psychotic episode.
Trevor is literally in a psychosis and psychotic.
>>340512858
It's GTA. Characters a little more than caricatures.
>>340502404
"Jews" have become like "autism" and "cuck". Words that lack any meaning nowadays, they just get thrown around because everyone else is doing it.
At least he's a Canadian and not the typical American Psycho
>>340512858
>le trevor is shit meme
people still say this?
why can't they just have fun?
go back to spec ops: the edge if you want to get morally enlightened
>>340512858
>IT'S OKAY TO BE SHIT CAUSE ITS LE SATIRE FACE
Works for both Suda51 and swery
Every aspect of this game is the pinnacle of gaming.
>>340513268
>so we've written this character but people will probably just criticise him as a stereotypical southern redneck
>hmmm then make him Canadian and give his mom a British accent
>genius senpai
You gotta give cred to GTAV for being able to pull a complete jewish caricature in 2016 with Simeon and *not* get shit all over for it.
>>340513627
*in 2013
Forgot it's been 3 years already lol;_;
>>340513268
Canadians are just pussy Americans.
>>340507149
Normally you'd hit a child in a child-abuse scenarrio, right? You'd hit with, for example, a rod (stick). This would also cause damage to the rod.
>spare the rod
This implies that you don't cause damage to the rod by hitting people with it, meaning that you don't hit kids with it.
>spoil the child
spoiling children means that you give them too much affection and stuff.
How are those two pro child-abuse?
>>340514619
because it is a single statement, not two separate ones.
IF you spare the rod THEN YOU will spoil the child, spoil here in the original 'to go bad' sense of the word. Essentially, if you don't beat the kid they'll grow up bad.
>>340514619
Nobody would ever consider damage to the striking implement.
Interesting reach though.
The first portion communicates "Spare (them) the rod". If you legitimately can't interpret them.
Spoiling a child is considered harmful to their development as a person.
>>340508663
That's the whole point, anon. Trevor is who they act like ingame while being like jimmy in real life.
