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>>340500116
Overwatch is shit on par with CS and any moba
>>340500203
yeah but memes are cool.
I don't even play the game, I just bought it so I could understand all the OC.
>>340500203
So what you're saying is "man, I really hate when things are popular".
you got the quote wrong you DIP
>>340500645
No anon, I like things that are popular.
Just not those things.
>>340500203
No one cares anymore
So I told Overwatch is a shitty TF2 clone with a $60 pricetag and a cashshop and she called me a "cuck".
Nothing else, she literally leered over her laptop screen and said "cuck".
I know she posts here frequently, but I didn't expect that type of language to bleed out into our real lives.
I kept explaining that she just likes D.va because "lol epic gamer gurl like me doritos! xD" and she didn't bat an eye before saying "cuck" again.
I just gave up after that, there's no reasoning with cuckposters.
But fuck you /v/ and fuck Overwatch, you guys ruined my woman.
>>340501041
>woman who likes videogames
You fucked up, never ever get a girl into vidya cause she'll be a casual faggot everytime; and if she's not it's only because you're so casual you make her look legitimate.
>>340501195
Dude, when I hooked up with her she was into Mountain Blade (one of the second ones), she also made Doom mods.
Now literally all she does is grind Overwatch, draw Genji and D.va OC and tell me I'm a C word.
so many versions of this
the overwatch meme database is full force
Overwatch meme thread i guess
>>340501416
Well I hate to break it to you but you're casul my friend.
Lucky to have gf with (previously) good taste though.
Mine just watches lets players from her MacBook
>>340501598
https://soundcloud.com/ethan-peglar/good-golly-would-ya-look-at-the-time?in=george-gershwin-242416077/sets/overwatch
>>340501857
I'm I glad she's in there and we're out here and your the Sheriff
>>340502139
Tracer's ass < Genji's ass
>pick Genji
>see Hanzo & Widow on enemy team
>switch to Winston
>make life miserable for their snipers
>Hanzo quickly changes to Pharah
>Widow keeps running from a gorilla dieing atleast 10 times through out the whole game
why are widow players so retarded?
>>340502481
Mei's ass though
>>340502510
Half the time hanzo and widow players cant aim for shit so they spam.
>>340502583
Shit you got me there, she thicc boy
>>340501649
>>340501041
Go blog somewhere else you massive faggots.
>tfw I main poo in loo
>>340502971
>Dat junkrat winrate
My nigga
Fuck, I wish Mystery Hero was a permanent brawl. I like being forced to try new characters, even if it's someone I'm terrible with.
Fuck me hurry up and buff Zenyatta and nerf Widowshitters Blizzard.
Why the fuck are these useless cunts so slow and patching broken shit, it was the exact same trash in WoW.
I know League gets a lot of shit on here, but holy fuck at least Riot patch shit regularly. Blizzard are fucking useless.
>>340503114
It'd be better if I hadn't kept joining games 5 seconds from endingbut you probably already know this feel
Overmeme thread?
Overmeme thread
>>340503297
Yeah i do all too well m8
>>340503319
I love Grandpa 76
>>340503151
Mystery Brawl is fun as fuck. Great way to learn all the heroes and still have fun doing it bc the enemy is doing it too. I don't really feel like experimenting in normal mode.
>>340501341
>>340500116
Who's on attack here in these pics?
>>340502761
holy shit
>>340503596
>roadreightge
names I've started calling the characters instead
Junkrat - Trashmouse
Roadhog - Streetpig
Winston - Harambe
Tornbjorn - The last white man in Sweden
you guys got any?
>>340503843
I choked alittle at the last panel, fuck you
>>340503897
Widowmaker - A terrible player
Symmetra - A lost game
>>340503843
Okay, that got me.
How has Reaper turned into my favorite character?
>>340504205
simple
>>340500468
>I literally bought a meme game for the memes
Pure, refined cancer.
>>340503843
So this comic has me thinking: who's actually a bad guy? Reaper, Widowmaker and?... Honestly, they don't even seem like bad guys since they're technically overwatch members themselves. Why are these guys fighting each other?
>>340504421
Fuck Red Team
>>340504421
Reaper, Widow, and Symmetra are villains. Actual gameplay is not canon
>>340501341
>>340502089
>>340500116
Those drawn over versions really fail to give off the vibe the original does with its facial expressions.
Winston shouldn't look sad or angry.
>>340504205
He's so over-the-top it's hilarious, and the game knows it - none of the other characters take him seriously
He literally has "*teleports behind you*" as an ability
He "reloads" his shotguns by throwing them away and pulling a new pair out from under his trenchcoat
He says angsty shit like "this is my curse" when he responds
He says "hi" in the most awkward voice ever
>>340503897
Roadhog - IT'S A PIG MAN JERRY!
>>340504536
We need more villians
>>340502761
gud got
>>340503897
All of my friends that I play with have their own names for McCree.
>McShit
>McCunt
>fucking cowboy cunt
>McCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>FUCKINGMCCREEOFCOURSE
>>340504421
>>340504536
Also Roadhog and Junkrat
They're more chaotic evil though
>>340504536
Isn't Junkrat and Road-hog villians too? International terrorists?
>>340504901
le high noon man
also s76 is le sights man
>>340505017
They just want to rid australia of big, dumb, omnic scum. Nothing wrong with that.
>>340505017
They hate omnics and blow shit up, but are willing to do some good if they can cause some destruction along the way, like in their comic
>no American women in Overwatch
What is Blizzard trying to tell us?
>>340503897
I call Mei "fat bitch."
>>340502583
But she's fat, so that ass is irrelevant. Fat people should be culled on sight.
>>340504536
I don't think Symmetra is a villain
The Vishkar Corporation is shady, but I think she's legitimately trying to do the right thing
>>340505382
She might have good intentions, but the fact remains that she's working for a corporation willing to commit arson and murder just to further their own development.
>>340504202
>Symmetra - A lost game
>hero with the highest winrate in the game
>>340505272
Yeah, but there's winston and roadhog. close enough
>>340505552
I guess the question comes down to how culpable she is for the actions of her bosses
>>340505272
>soldier 76 and mccree
>>340506147
Papa 76 is THE best meme of OverWatch
>>340506186
>American WOMEN
>>340505681
>he doesn't want a slutty girl with fake tits in the game
>>340502761
>console players
kek
>>340503897
I call roadhog pigger, myself
>>340503897
I call Winston "Gorilla Man"
>>340503897
Junkrat becomes either Vermin varmint, trash gerbil, or waste weasel.
>>340505318
no she's T H I C C
>>340501857
>am i glad she's frozen in there and we're out here and that you're the sherriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and i just remembered we're out here what i wanna know is where's the nerf
"Dad 76" is the worst thing that has come out of the reddit shithole in the past couple years 2bh
>>340502761
console peasants detected
Anyone got any Reinhardt stuff? I feel like I barely see any fan art of the big guy.
>>340503897
Call yourself "faggot"
>>340506868
Closest I got Pham, short for Phamily.
What is better Dad 76 or gremlin Dva
>>340503579
Every time.
>>340502761
Phara must be the most overpowered character on console since nobody can look up
>>340506868
only homo stuff
>>340507040
Wasting Rein on Lucio, fuck that
>>340507040
Didn't expect to see that.
>>340506940
>>340506748
Living these
OFFICIAL OVERWATCH PUSSY TIER LIST
S-Tier
>D.Va
Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have time to shave). D.Va's pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes
A-Tier
>Mercy
Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the pussy department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit.
>Mei
A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful vagina. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Mei's pussy envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to her scientific labors, she rarely has time to shave her vagina resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Mei's vagina has chubby lips and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger clit, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy lips.
B-Tier
>Zarya
Zarya's womanhood is a force in the bedroom. Her muscular frame persists down to her vagina, which contracts tightly and heavenly during orgasm. Zarya's dominant passion for riding dick makes her vagina powerful. Though her clit was pierced at one point, it's unknown how often Zarya utilizes this. Notable qualities- strong contractions, medium sized pierced clitoris, dark coloration.
>Widowmaker
A pair of light blue lips squeeze her labia tightly. Widow's exotic French pussy is experienced and capable. Widowmaker's taste is akin to blueberries. She is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable qualities- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.
>>340507106
Loving
Dang Swype
>>340507114
>Somebody actually typed this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UulqArDRCHc
>>340507114
>caring about the women when Genji and Hanzo are in the game
you're playing the game wrong
>>340507114
Man, video games & anonymous posting really brings out the weirdest pieces of shit on this planet, huh?
>>340504901
QuickDraw McCraw
>>340507382
Why is he so perfect.
>>340507281
But that's gay
>>340507432
CUTE
>>340507281
Also cute
>>340507281
Why does Hanzo shave his entire body?
Is he actually gay?
>>340507114
Could someone please right up descriptions for Tracer and Pharah? They're the only girls I care about.
>>340507441
I know man. If I wasn't already bi, Marlon Brando would have made me bi
>>340503319
D.va and junkrat in that picture both confuse and terrify me
>>340507506
japs dont have body hair
could still be gay though
>>340503897
Roadhog - Fatman
McCree - Cowboy Bebop
Reaper - Edgy McEdge
Winston - Hot Monkey Dick
Tracer - Time cunt
Lucio - Nigger
Tornbjorn - Toblerone
>>340505995
Nice
>>340506748
Winston is just a nigger
>>340501041
>act like a cuck
>get called out on it
Woah
>>340506748
but mercy is like 37
>>340507908
notice the marker in McCree's hand
>>340501041
It was a hint. She's having sex with other men making you her little cuck boy.
>>340501708
Noob Lúcio, should've speed boosted everyone out of the blizzard...
>>340503897
Tornbjorn is toblerone.
>>340504421
Roadhog and Junkrat could count, although they mainly just wanna fuck shit up
Symmetra works for an evil corporation but she's just misguided and litterally autistic
>>340508010
Aww, let's break it down
*team doesn't die*
>>340503229
o shit g'day
lol esports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UU8jqxAiHQ
>>340503708
This one's cute
>>340503897
Hanzo - Wakataka
Thorbjorn - IKEA
Mercy - Healslut
>it's a 'everyone on your team gets hard-countered by the defense but refuses to switch because "muh main"' episode
>>340508146
Everyone calls mercy healslut, anon
>>340505017
Alignment wise they're evil, but they're not affiliated with Reaper's evil organisation.
>>340505306
Hey, Mei is not a bitch!
>>340505995
>Door has holes in it
Could have been perfect
>>340500116
better edit incoming
>>340508182
>enemy support is barely attacked at all and free to heal an obnoxious amount of damage
>You meanwhile are constantly hounded by tracers, widowmakers, reapers and everything else while your team never once turns around to try and protect you
>Their support gets 10 commends
>You get whined at by some shitskin over voice chat
Being support is suffering.
Makes me laugh every time.
>>340500203
Nice shitpost
am i gonna make it bros?
>>340508437
do those taunts actually have a chance to kill?
https://youtu.be/N2KJqHN8Pks
Is this game actually a competitive game? I see it advertised as such, but I cannot comprehend this being an esport.
>>340502761
Whoa... so this.. is the power...
>>340507956
>340507956
I just think of Mercy as the mom, the hot mom, the mom that you want to see exiting the pool in slow motion then taking her top off and saying, "Oh Anon, it's lonely with 76 always gone, maybe we can keep eachother company...?"
>>340508091
Just not counting on the ult, that's all.
>>340508770
>hot mom
get out of here with that shit, go see a psychiatrist, no such thing as a hot mom
>>340508673
It's as competitive as Smash bros 4 is.
>>340508521
Nah, they don't do any damage
>>340508437
I do this every single time, it's hysterical.
>>340508819
Alright cheers, I will give it a pass then. I only play comp games or fun games and I did not have enough fun when I played at a mate's place for it to be worth getting this.
>>340508935
D.va smells like kimchi!
Anal leakage and sweaty pits!
>>340503897
Mercy - Heal slut
McCree - le high noon man
Winston - Monkey Trouble
Widowmaker- Waifumaker
Tornbjorn - Toblerone
Mei - Fucking fat bitch
Genji (When be actives his ultimate) - He's gone full weeb mode
Symettra - Poo in the Loo
Hanzo - DO SOMETHING
>>340504901
>FUCKINGMCCREEOFCOURSE
Kek.
>>340508673
It needs serious netcode improvements, at the very least.
>>340503897
>Mercy - healslut
>McCree - Clint Eastwood or McCunt
>Bastion - goddamn fucking bastion
>D.Va - weeb shit
>Junkrat - Nux
>Roadhog - free ult
>Reaper - edgelord
>Tracer - annoying little bitch
>play pharah on a king of the hill map
>enemy team also has a pharah
>show my superiority by airshotting and killing her during the whole match
name a better feeling than this
>>340503897
Roadhog is Big Pig Boy for me
>"Guess we know who's really on top, now don't we?"
What did he mean by this?He says that after killing a Roadhog, by the way....does this imply that he's the gay one?
>>340501041
You're probably being cuck'd without knowing it. How's her snatch smell lately? like jungle juice?
>>340509183
reflecting widowsnipes and high damage ults as genji
>>340504421
It doesn't really make sense
80% of the cast is current/ex Overwatch and the only verifiable "bad guys" are Reaper and Widow. Everyone else is independent, which I guess could simply they're getting paid or something.
If they wanted it to be canon I guess most levels would involve Reaper + Widow + maybe a hired Roadhog/Junkrat + A bunch of Talon mooks vs all current/ex Overwatch and maybe some of the nicer neutrals like Zarya and D.va
>>340501041
femanon here.
If she contiues saying that while she's not playing the game, then she's cheating on you.
Just fyi.
How do I stop being autistic over my stats? I know that no one will ever look at them but it still bothers me.
>>340509397
Even Reaper and Widow are debatable. It's more like everyone in Overwatch is a different shade of grey.
If anything, I would say the real villains of Overwatch's lore and story at the moment are
>the Omnium god A.I.s
>whoever founded and runs Talon
>whoever founded Vishkar
>>340509183
Being Zarya and shielding a teammate and yourself from an ultimate, then wrecking them with your now full power.
>being a top means your not gay
Holy shit I have to tell the guys.
>>340501298
>>340502139
>>340504162
>TFW you find out your waifu has a mental illness
WHY DID YOU DO THIS BLIZZARD ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-EGj2qdtxA
>>340509183
Just play Tribes, blueplate duels all day long
>>340509290
no you fag UGH
>>340509598
A good 80%-90% of Overwatch's cast is mental though. So she's in good company.
>>340501041
You're being a contrarian and you just love love love arguing with someone else over your le epic hipster opinions.
Two companies doing the same shit.
Whoopdeefucking doo.
It's called competition, you dumbass.
Who fucking cares if someone did it first.
There's literally hundreds of games with the same gameplay.
May the better game win.
Fucking cuck.
>>340509354
>freezing an ulting genji
>blocking DIEDIEDIE/aimbot as D.Va/Mei
>contesting payload for +9000 hours as Mei
>>340509642
Still a weird thing to say though. Blizzard could've used different dialogue to get the point across, but they didn't.
esports is one of the most cancerous competitions to ever come out
"Competitive" games are literally just asian faggots who are good at the game and get millions of dollars for just defeating another team.
The fans are even more rabid. They are willing to pay hundreds of dollars for overpriced tickets and "statuettes" which are just tiny as fuck. "eugh i gut wii u ambulance statue of mairo which is 10x10 cm in size and costed liek 5850$". Reminds me of Valve games.
And not only that, but the same rabid fans are also dipshits 90% of the time. Unless you're talking about either "lel super cewl gaems which are mentioned trillions of times on teh internet" or "le super shadeh gaem uve never herd of", then they'll just be obnoxious fucks in general.
Did I mention already that the finalists in almost every e-sport competition are always composed of mostly asians or at least contains asians? It became a fucking practice for teams to replace their childhood friends with retarded chinese ding dongs who cannot even speak english ; just for the sake of winning the competition.
Fuck e-sports. I'm glad this game isn't compatible with e-sports due to the hitbox and actually having fun while playing. Otherwise, it will become another TF2 where faggots spam the same retarded loadout that "EUGH DAT ONE E-SPORT PLAYHR USITD AND WON WHIL BEING CARRED BY TEAM" or another game where not adjusting to the e-sports build meta results in lost games and getting reported by e-fags.
CS:GO, Dota 2 and League of Legends have all been afflicted with the e-sports disease, and look what happened to them. They all got a toxic community full of fucks willing to pay their parents' inheritance money for a virtual item and are generally dickwads.
This shit got so bad up to the point that e-sports is actually influencing the fucking updates that come out for these games. If an E-Sport celebrity does good with a build and everyone spams it, the build is getting nerfed. (1/2)
>>340503897
>Junkrat and Roadhog
>>340509710
Besides from reaper obviously having autism what do the others have ?
>>340509796
Thanks for the meme pasta I'll save it in my fridge as leftovers in case if I want more for another meal.
>>340509290
roadhog is his bodyguard and an officer of the junkers.
>tfw someone says they already used their commendation but wanted to thank you anyway in chat
>>340509847
Seeing the thumbnail, Ren and Stimpy came into mind.
Timon and Pumba works, too.
>>340501041
Because you ARE a fucking cuck. All you do is parrot the shitty opinions of the fucktards here without actually trying the games for yourself. You're just a manchild incapable of forming his own options.
You're huge fucking insecure pussy and she knows it.
>>340509953
Pretty much this.
>>340509928
What's the name of that game you play? Sounds like fun.
>>340509953
>o-overwatch is a good game! anyone who doesn't like it is a cuck
kill yourself
>>340502971
literally the teleporter and that is the only reason.
>>340509598
Fugggg
is this true?
>>340509796
(2/2) And if the E-sport celebrity does shit with a build, that build will be getting buffed up to the point where it will be required for the devs to nerf the build again.
Whatever happens in e-sports, rabid fags will spam the shit that happens in the game all time every time, ruining the game for everybody if the specific build is retardedly OP until devs come back from their daily vacations from Bahamas and shit on the keyboard again until the correct words are pressed to make a nerf.
Again, fuck E-Sports, and I am glad Overwatch won't have E-Sports touch it. Overwatch is pristine and great, and E-Sports ruins every game that officialy implements it. I mean, Overwatch is actually fun compared to the rotting piles of shit that became of CS:GO, Dota 2, League of Legends and (somewhat) TF2.
My only complaint about Overwatch is that it takes a beefy computer to run it properly, thus leaving the low-end and medium-end PC players to rot in shit-game hell, which have a lot of optimization for low-end PC users, IE : A very wide range of graphic settings.
>>340509874
Symmetra is confirmed to have autism, that's literally canon.
Reaper claims he's a high-function psychopath, but seeing how satirical he is, it's hard to know if he's being serious when he says that.
Genji was on the verge of a suicidal breakdown until Zenyatta stepped in.
Reinhardt is possibly going senile with dementia.
Junkrat and Roadhog are a little deranged thanks to radiation poisoning, plus life in the Mad Max outback.
D.Va has clearly turned into a narcissist thanks to all of the attention getting to her head.
It's implied that Pharah has severe mommy issues.
Widowmaker is literally fucked up; was brainwashed, tortured and genetically altered and who knows what else.
There's a growing suspicion that Mercy treats her patients like guinea pigs for medical and scientifc breakthroughs.
Soldier 76 is clearly suffering from heavy PTSD.
>>340510181
>Again, fuck E-Sports, and I am glad Overwatch won't have E-Sports touch it. Overwatch is pristine and great,
you know they already have weekly tournaments and even tournaments every week... even in closed beta they had e sports
Is there a better feeling than counterpicking a widowmaker and giving her the hot monkey dick?
i have autism
>>340509537
>>340509397
> Soldier: 76 is (now) a morally grey and somewhat edgy Batman/Punisher character with a healthy dose of old man Clint Eastwood
> McCree is a younger Clint Eastwood type who was a member of the Deadlock Gang, notorious for illegal weapons trafficking, although he seems to have turned to the side of "good" for now
> Symmetra was born and raised by an authoritarian engineering megacorporation, and she currently believes that Vishkar is good despite how shady they are
> Widowmaker is a living weapon and assassin working for a terrorist organization, even if it's against her old will
> Reaper wasn't the most noble soul to begin with, now a serial killer who also associates with terrorists
> Roadhog and Junkrat are Mad Max style villains
> Hanzo straight up "kills" his brother to take over their crime family
> One or more Doomfists may have been big big bads
> Lucio probably likes to wear Che Guevara t-shirts
> Bastion is an Omnic war machine and needs to be put down
> "Mercy is a Nazi" is the new "Medic is a Nazi" but may actually have credibility as a fan theory this time
Not your kind of people
>>340510291
Not at all
I do it every single Widow I see
Worth it
>>340510129
anyone who doesn't like it has either played the game and arrived at that conclusion based on their experience, or they're a blubbering manbabby just echoing other peoples opinions.
>>340509598
Fuck sake. Does he think he's funny?
>>340509183
360 headshotting after freezing a mei that usually just stands still after freezing youI actually pulled that off twice
>>340510245
>There's a growing suspicion that Mercy treats her patients like guinea pigs for medical and scientifc breakthroughs.
>you will never be mercy's little guinea pig
>>340510335
>but may actually have credibility as a fan theory this time
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>>340509183
>reflecting a Mei ult
>>340510589
aparently whatever happen to reaper to be this ghost nanomachine bollocks thing whats mercy fault, i call malfunchioning machine and prototype shenanigans, but...
>>340510245
>Junkrat and Roadhog are a little deranged
They´re fucking psychopaths and Junkrat is a pyromaniac as well.
>>340510335
this picture made me hungry
>>340510245
that's interesting i wonder if they are all fucked up.
>>340509537
I agree there seems to be a lot of personal morality that comes into play with the characters, though overall the cast does seem to fall under the lighter shades of gray. There does still seem to be some balance but when even the villainous characters have a sort of a sympathetic POV its kinda hard to outweigh the blatantly heroic/good characters like Winston, Reinhardt and Zenyatta
>>340510589
>uses nano machines to make herself immortal, but doesn't offer this nano machine cure to the rest of the world
>Reaper and Genji are literally the results of her guinea pig experiments, the former being an absolute failure that backfired and turned him into some cannibalistic zombie thing
>she spilled the beans on Overwatch being shit after the bombing happened
>>340510335
>Mercy is a Nazi
You do realize she´s swiss, not german/austrian, right? Swiss was never involved in WWII.
>>340501041
Fyi if this isn't a shitpost,
A cuck is someone who likes watching there bitch get railed
She probably thinks it's a censor dodge word for cock
>>340510083
Any game, the trick is just to not play with Americans.
>>340509487git gud?
>>340510335
Mccree was taken in by Reyes to join Blackwatch so while he isn't a good guy, he's not rooting for Talon. Before that he was planning on blowing up a bridge for a heist so he's hardly the most heroic of sorts.
>>340511036
Downvoted.
Reason: Unfunny meme that every normie spouts.
>>340510589
> Pure angel/valkyrie of the master race
> Does experimental medical science which results in things like Reaper (how do you fuck up this bad without inducing occult magic into your science) and Genji
> Unexplained ability to resurrect her allies on the spot
> Her only weapon is a sidearm akin to the popular image of an SS officer
> Asks why everyone must result to violence... while being able to buff people's damage at the ready
>>340510732
They aren't full-blown psychopaths or serial killers of that sort, though. They're willing to do their own version of "good" so long as they have fun and get paid for what they do.
>>340511035
>tfw can only play on american servers
>>340503708
A proper artist needs to do this one. I love it.
>>340510970
Personal headcanon is that she's actually high up in Talon and playing both sides. She has the medical proficiency to do the procedures on Widowmaker, she wanted to be a strike commander over Reyes and their arguments lead to Reyes forming Blackwatch without them, she then fucked up Reaper who went a bit mental as a result, who was then later hired by Talon. She also was quick to distance herself from Overwatch when the organisation crumbled the first time, as she couldn't see her gaining control since it had gone under.
>>340511034
Originally a cuck was someone whose bitch was getting railed. You don't have to like it
Is it normal to get triggered by Tracer fanart that doesn't have her wearing her Chronal thing?
>>340503319
>Genjis ass
>>340511034
>>340511506
In fact, you're not supposed to like it the fact is you're too much of a cuck to do anything about it
>>340511256
You're forgetting that she's essentially immortal thanks to her breakthrough in nanomachine tech, but doesn't apply or use these said nanomachines to better her comrades or the world at large.
That alone is fucking fishy.
>>340511659
Genji is not for lewd, anon. He´s been through enough.
>>340510589
>Shitman
>>340511171
Mcree was basically suicide squad'd
>>340510245
NOT ONLY THAT, ANON
Winston had his best friend (who was also his owner) be killed by monkey fucks on the moon
Tracer is a psychotic
Hanzo was forced to kill his own brother because his people demanded it because Genji was actually carefree and non-stressed.
McCREEEEEEEEEE dresses like a fucking cowboy for no reason
Torbjorn is becomig more machine than man, he's currently lost an arm and an eye, and also has those "fire" tubes coming out of his back
Mei got literally frozen, with all of her squad dead from cryo malfunctions, and she also found out that most "ecologic" outposts on the planet are inactive because of the Omnic War
Lucio, Zenyatta and Zarya (dunno about Zarya) are probably the only people that are sane and are not fucked up in one way or another.
>>340507114
>MILF
>She has had no children
I don't think you know what "MILF" means
Protip: The word you're looking for is "mature" "cougar" or "christmas cake"
>>340503170
the game hasn't been out for a month yet jesus christ calm down
>>340511496
This is actually a plausible theory with some decent evidence to back it up.
Always thought she looked unusuallyevil in her official art anyway. That's not the face of a good person.
>defense gather at gates
>match start
>attackers annihilate defense
>cap point without problem
every time
>>340511965
>then they have ult advantage and snowball the second point too
>>340511965
defending at chokepoints is a hard concept to grasp
>>340511706
But Genji was all for lewd in his younger years, so why not?
>>340511886
>"mature" "cougar"
30-something is actually too young for those labels. It's too young for "MILF", in fact. But porn sites seem to define MILF as anyone old enough to have bred, even if they're 19.
>>340511950
Anon, she couldn´t hurt a fly. Just look at this innocent beauty.
>>340511824
Zarya isn't mental, she's actually a good person despite her racist attitude towards omnics. She has seen some shit, however.
I also have the feeling that Zenyatta became a monk out of guilt for something he'd done in his past.
Mei and Lucio are probably the most mentally sane of the lot, despite all of the shit they went through.
>>340511950
I thought about it and no other characters have any form of Duality in their skins like she does, they're all either cultural themes based on the character's persona (Djinnyatta for a Monk, Devi for Symmetra, etc.) or references to things of a similar style such as Pharah and her mech skins.
Mercy has a distinctive good/evil duality between her Angel skins and the Devil/Imp skins
>>340510331pls respond
>>340512186
Lucio decided to try and fight people with rollerskates and a subwoofer. I think that's outside the realm of sane.
>>340512207
Honestly I also thought this. Glad I'm not the only one who caught that.
>>340512220
the joke is he said "DICE" instead of "DIE" which would trigger Reaper
>>340512090
Mercy is 37, will within the cougar limits.
Porn sites define "mature" as anyone past 30, it's a similar term to christmas cake because it's generally undesirable.
>>340512271
It worked though. It's not like he came from a wealthy family and could purchase his own high-tech weapon equipment.
But he did lose his legs in the process.
>>340512271
That "subwoofer" is an experimental weapon made from vishtar tech so not really insane, no.
>>340503891
>Every day, I am reminded why we are estranged.
Yeah, maybe it's because you tried to murder him, you fucking asshole.
>McCree giving Reaper shit about him throwing his guns around that he gave him
I wish we had more character interactions, what we have is so good. I can't believe we hear so little.
>>340512491
i could have been melted
>>340512534
>tfw no story mode
>>340512664
It's such wasted potential. Hope we get it in content updates or something. I'd rather have that than the shitty comics or campy animated shorts.
>>340512796
Blizzard will 100% unquestionably release a paid single player expansion at some point.
>>340500116
Why don't they make a temporary spawn-room closer to the attacker's spawn and cut the wait-time in half?
>>340512849
but who do we play as?
>>340510245
>Reinhardt is possibly going senile with dementia.
Don't forget he literally sees enemies as fantasy characters. Reinhardt is high as fuck thanks to meds that his suit pump him full of.
>>340512541
whats your FOV set to? mine is at 106 and toblerones guns and shit are never that far away
>>340513030
not my webm, but i think that was taken during beta before they adjusted viewmodels to cover less of your screen
>>340507505
>fem hanzo literally wearing the same thing so her tit is out
>robot tits genji
DIAMONDS. ABSOLUTE DIAMONDS!
>Implying it matter that they're all bonker
>Implying Zenyatta isn't going to fix'em all
>>340510589
>Swiss
>iron cross
Absolutely disgusting. Even for shadman standards.
>>340513412
I want more bro omnic heroes in the game.
Or just omnics in general.
There aren't enough, considering how important they are to the lore.
>>340503897
wouldve liked it more if it used zechs
>>340511007
>Swiss was
>>340513714
Nigga he doesn't need anything to be of Germanic origin to make them into nazis.
Shad's just retarded.
>>340513963
To be fair, it's pretty weird that you say "Switzerland" in English. The anon was probably German.
>>340504646
As a man with 18 more hours played with Mercy than my second most played I lol'd
>>340504421
>>340504536
Are you guys fucking retards? They are the heroes protecting humanity from omnic shits
They are the last barrier to stop humanity's extinction
What does Hanzo say when he does the dragon ult? Dragon something something..
>>340513225
Girls who don't wear bra's get the worst saggy tits ever... just look at the african woman in tribes.
>>340514008
Yeah that's what I'm saying. I mean I already knew that he's retarded and has absolute shit taste but man, he just keeps giving more reasons why he's shit.
>>340514541
He says Dragon ga waga teki wo kurau
>>340514541
Let the dragon consume you, I think.
>>340514541
Let the dogma consume you
>>340514595
Every girl gets saggy tits, anon. Especially when they have cowtits.Which is why flat is best
You just realize it more on African tribe women cause you never see it otherwise. Bra's hide the sagginess but they can't prevent them.
>>340504901
I call him "e right click"
>>340514541
He essentially says, "Dragon...heh, I just got play of the game, bitch."
https://youtu.be/rA-PaTYKdac
>>340507165
And we should be grateful for that
>>340515424
but Bastion doesn't talk, he just beep boops
>>340515841
Is Bastion a robot?
>>340515823
>naoto
I desperately want that.
>>340500116
Oh cool, another thread about Blizzard's repackaging of TF2.
So, I was training the other day to try out new characters, and there was a player camping Bastion directly outside the bot spawn, wiping them every time. I think he was just doing it to farm POTG, for some reason. It kind of made it impossible to try anything out. I had a brief moment where I considered switching to Mei and ice walling him off so he couldn't shoot anything. Would I have been a jerk for doing that, /v/?
>>340516032
We all do.
>>340516198
Who cares. Only literal autists play vs ai.
>>340503297
Except those don't count as losses so no it wouldn't.
>>340503708
reaper should have more babies on him like that one punisher comic.
>>340516198
You could just make a custom game vs ai?
>>340516303
If I'm playing with other people against other people I'm going to be playing for real, not trying out new characters. It's why training exists.
>>340507114
HOT
>>340501416
>Mountain Blade
why do people always do this
>>340517010
gets your goat ;)
>>340503897
Zarya- The Dyke
Zenyatta- Monk
Trojorn- The Dwarf
Symettra- Teleport bitch
Also my friend I play with occasionally calls junkrat traprat
>>340502139
That makes no sense, since Winston is about as old as Tracer
>tell someone to switch character politely
>they ask who they should play
>recommend a counter to the enemy
>they do it
>we win the game
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
what the hell is this thread
>>340517247
THAT NO, PICKLE PEE
Why's there a wire going from her arm to her gun?
Is this the medic sniper?
>>340512849
No they fucking won't
>>340515841
>>340515981
>>340515997
https://youtu.be/N2KJqHN8Pks
>>340503897
I just go for black science man for Winston and balance cowboy for McRee
>>340517247
Best Reaper skin.
>tfw switching heroes a lot to counter others
>tfw can't aim
I just need to settle on playing just one of each kind of hero but I can never play the ones I want to
>>340517504
I like bastion's "hello" line
>>340517427
either that or auto aim ability?
>>340504901
McSkill or McOutplay is his only names. You were simply outskilled :^)
>>340517427
Her gun requires a steady stream of oxygenated blood to function
>>340505318
Fuck off with your r/fatpeoplehate, Reddit
>>340508345
why isn't he lucio, he's actually a nigger
>>340518290
Fuck off with your fat acceptance, Tumblr
>>340500203
CS is good, though.
>>340503897
Zenyatta- monkbot
Reaper- edge lord
Symmetra- designator
Tracer- bong
Lucio- DJ
>>340518290
whaddup fatso
>>340501041
Because you're a cuck for spewing others opinions and phrases and not thinking for yourself.
You're a fucking beta male who probably spends his time on /pol/ / reddit for your outlets of circle jerkdom.
>>340507040
>not lucio x tracer
I'm disappointed, anon
>>340506887
Why'd you put parenthesis on it, faggot?
>>340518290
You can call other people names, you can tell them you fucked their mom.
But never ever tell other people what to do or what they cannot fucking do.
Fuck your feelings.
Fuck your body positivism.
Live your life knowing you will die like a fucking whale beached on land, gasping for air your collapsed lungs can't distribute to your fat fucking lard ass.
Fat fuck.
>>340509183
>slaying tanks as Zenyatta and yet they go for the major damage dealers while I keep my distance
Kekekekekek
>>340503897
Junkrat - Roadhog
Roadhog - Junkrat
unintentional, i'm just retarded
>>340512186
I faced racism and in my life. I forgave and moved on. Zenyatta might have done the same
> SamM_CA
>Auto resolver We are aware of some of the issues present with the auto resolver. I’ve written about this in the past, but its important to note that the auto resolver is actually a very complicated thing. Under the hood it actually runs a complex simulation round by round of the battle that may take place given the unit match ups. It takes a lot of things in to account, but to prevent it from bloating up massively and becoming too long of a calculation to make (think about end turn times etc), we cant simulate everything. But crucially, we cannot simulate the actions a player might perform. For instance, while the underlying code assumes it’s a great idea to throw your big heavy tank like Giant in to the very front of an engagement so he can soak up lots of damage, a player may think this is not an optimal way to play and would instead protect their giant far more because they are more interested in the outside context of keeping that unit fresh for the next battle rather than focusing on that certain battle. All this proves very difficult to get right.
We had made some improvements to these calculations for Warhammer, but from the player feedback we are hearing, it doesn’t seem like it was enough. We are addressing this some more in Patch 1, with a particular focus on lower entity count units (so heroes or trolls etc) taking excessive damage. We are adding some guards to stop this happening so much and distribute the damage across more of the units.
Otherwise, we will continue keeping an eye on it and make improvements wherever we can. As a system I think it does a very good job with what it is tasked to do most of the time, but we can do better and we will try to do so.
> Magic and unit size In short, this is a more complicated issue to solve than it might seem. We are looking in to it and considering our options, but don't expect a quick fix I'm afraid.
> Agent Spam We have a couple changes coming in Patch 1 to address the issue of overly powerful and overly aggressive AI heroes. This is somewhat a symptom of the AI being too optimal with using their heroes (they do have the same constraints and rules as the player), though there are some other factors at play here. We do think its currently creating some not so fun and in some instances very frustrating gameplay, so we do plan to tone this down in a couple of ways. Roughly speaking, we are going to be making some tweaks and balance changes within the realms of existing systems. The Patch 1 change notes will have more detail on the specifics of what we have done. We will keep an eye on it though once the changes make their way to the live game. We are not ruling out the possibility that we need to do more to address it fully, but we think the changes we are making should address most of the problem.
> Kemmler Or possibly Mannfred is too strong comparatively? We are seeing quite a few conflicting reports on lots of issues of balance. So we are taking some time to take in as much info as we can from what people are saying, compare it with our own impressions and match it all up with the stats we get through from our metrics. If we think there is a problem, which there could well be, we will look to address it in the future. We have very long term plans for Warhammer so expect lots of future updates.
>>340519220
>wanting any OW girl with a BR nignog
baka senpai
>go to Gamestop
>chat with clerk, nice guy
>gives me a free Winston figurine
>appearsntly they have a crap ton left
If you want one, go get it
>"I've got jews in my sights"
Jesus christ, Blizzard. How did they get away with this?
>>340503897
Zarya-CHECK YOUR OMNIC PRIVILEGE
he spilled the biotic field all over himself again, what a goof haha
Why are the other Overwatchers okay with hanging around blatant racists like Zarya, Torbjörn and Junkrat?
>>340522101
Because they're paid to do it.
>>340503897
Reaper- School shooter
Uses his ult to get the kids who are even hiding beneath the lunch tables.
>>340517714
I know that feeling all too well
>Tfw i performed way better in the beta when everyone was new
>Tfw i just can't play certain heroes like bastion because everyone has wised up to his nonsense and i barely played him in the beta
>>340522519
bastion can still be effective, you just can't sit in one spot the entire game. You've got to move around every couple of kills, and make use of recon mode. And yeah, if the enemy team starts running a couple of junkrats/pharahs/hanzos/widows, it's time to change up
but he can still be very effective, especially if you change to him mid match. Surprise bastion can break pushes better than an ult
>>340508253
Is that the hotel in sonic adventure?
>>340507040
>Bearxchocotwink
sign me tf up senpai
Since Blizzard is hiding the real player numbers, let's speculate
How long will it be before Overwatch turns into Battleborn levels of dead
I feel like it is already lost a lot of fans, I can only assume a few thousand are still playing
>>340503897
>Winston
>Not calling him Grodd
>>340511824
>Tracer is a psychotic
What?
>>340501041
Cuck
>>340524082
She goes time crazy if her chono thingie malfunctions.
>>340524803
She doesn't go crazy, she just becomes a ghost. Although the PTSD from being stuck in between time for months might come back.
>>340510245
>Junkrat and Roadhog are a little deranged thanks to radiation poisoning, plus life in the Mad Max outback.
Junkrat is a little deranged.
Roadhog is way too far gone and is a split personality takeover after he helped blow up Australia, the original person he was is no longer there.
>>340524056
How delusional can people be?
>>340500203
Nice Bait
Here is your (You)
>>340517427
Her arm seems to be cybernetic. Might be a power source embedded in it that's also used to power the rifle
>>340514541
"Dragon, consume my enemies"
Or something along those lines. His friendly ult announcement isn't a direct translation.
>>340525948
DOOT DOOT DOOT LOOKIN OUT MY BACK DOOR
>There are people who still think Pharah is an amputee
jesus fucking christ
>>340501708
The worst part is when Meis take like 3 solid seconds to line up a headshot, because you can tell they are actually garbage players who need to play a class that requires little aim
>>340526569
Not saying I agree, but it wouldn't be the first.
How many people in this game have robotic limbs?
>>340500116
Any tips for Pharah? My winrate is abyssmal right now.
>>340526678
Blizzard has LITERALLY confirmed her to not be an amputee, and yet people STILL try to force their fetish
>>340526765
Winrate doesn't mean shit, you'll still loose no matter how well you play.
>>340526765
Go up
Shoot Down
>>340526765
1) flying isn't always a good idea, use the boost for mobility and flanking as much as getting good angles
2) learn to aim, seriously, you need to be able to land at least some of those rockets
>>340501041
>Someone enjoying a videogame
>"You're not REALLY having fun! You're having fake fun! It's artificial enjoyment! Stop playing it!"
Nah, you're literally a cuck. An insufferable beta male faggot of the worst kind.
Consider suicide. Please.
I don't even play OW. And I never will. But you shouldn't ever act this way. Holy fuck.
Literally how do I improve my aim
>>340526967
Is it me or are J-Rat's nades way easier to direct hit than rockets?
Seems like they have a bigger hitbox
>>340527097
change your sensitivity
>>340526932
the amount of time where widow/hanzo makes this impossible. I end up walking a lot
>>340526932
As a soldier main yes. Please keep flying. I love killing retards.
>>340510245
Wow, they really know their audience! :)
>>340501708
I have seen two of these so far and from them, I can determine two things. One: This person doesn't actually know how to write humor and relies entirely on "le funneh faces XD" and two: this person is extremely butthurt about Mei.
>>340527097
Change sensitivity to 1600 dpi, and anywhere from 4-8 on the ingame settings.
Go into the practice map that has all the robots walking around and practice on the moving targets. Try and keep your cursor over them while both them and you move.
>>340526768
Depends. They might have an NDA and are required to keep it a "surprise."
>>340527167
How low should I make it
I still wanna be able to whip around to check around me
>>340527367
no, that's a retarded copout
>>340527315
>Autistic Mei player complains about an image poking fun at the character
Fuck off its a goddamn joke
AW LETS BREAK IT DOWN
>>340527185
>>340527270
If they have a bunch of long range hitscan heroes, you don't go Pharah.
Who the fuck mains classes in a game with dead simple characters with hard counters?
>>340527185
Don't go up randomly in open spaces if you have no good reason to. If there's no widow covering the area you're going through it's okay, but mostly the rocket boost is a quick, easy way to get a flank during a team firefight, or a good angle to shoot squishies.
>>340503897
Zenyatta - Ballman
Junkrat - Junker
Roadhog - Pudge
McCree - Quickdraw McGraw
Lucio - Spiderman
>>340527538
PARTY ON THE POINT
PUSHIN THE CART
>>340527747
>>340527538
Why is he always so happy?
>>340526765
fly like a retard, you'll end up hitting something sooner or later
>>340527538
This will protect us
>Tfw it doesn't protect you
>>340527541
dont worry, I dont "main" her, but theres at least 1 sniper per game on each team.
>>340527860
Then that's totally manageable, hit e to disrupt their aim and blast them
>>340527405
Not really. I'm not even an amputee fag, but I can see Blizzard pulling off something like that.
>>340503897
roadhog - red heg
junkrat - crazy australian fellow
bastion - point and click adventure
winston - funny monkey
lucio - jet set radio
mcree - le high noon man
soldier 76 - le call of duty man
symmetra - autist
hanzo - edgy japanese man
genji - gegni
>>340527801
He's the only character who isn't physically or mentally fucked up.
He's just a DJ wants to promote the clankers with his music and beat gun.
>>340503897
its toblerone
>>340528954
>Lucio
>not physically fucked up
His lower legs are gone though.
Really the only character that isn't both physically and mentally fucked up is Mei.
>>340527538
Moving with the payload!
>>340502761
Holy shit, they are fucking bad
Whenever I am on defense, I always pick junkrat and run up the enemy's door spamming hello and my dance taunt.
I always leave them a trap in the side exits as well.
>>340529516
His lower legs are fine, he is just wearing a pair of power armor skate things he stole from "The Man"
Why do people care about win rate? Do you fags still not understand that this is a TEAM game? There's no FFA/TDM, there's no kill count, there's no KDR, but there is win or lose an objective with your team.
Keyword being TEAM.
>>340528954
>>340527801
Lucio is basically the shonen anime hero of Overwatch.
Symmetra and Vishkar have enacted what amounts to basically a police state in his hometown in search for absolute order and the greater good, until he stole Vishkar technology and led a popular uprising that severed ties between Vishkar and the city's administration. His joining of Overwatch and cheerfulness and carefree attitude are meant to be a contrast to Symmetra and Vishkar's doctrine of control and order at all costs.
It's actually one of the most interesting character contrasts so far, although why he's still a goddamn professional DJ and high profile public figure, however, is anyone's guess.
>>340529750
This, though I'm too autistic not to care about winrate. I wish I'd never found that masteroverwatch website.
>>340502761
Console Babbies First FPS
>>340530295
>Tfw no cute ice fairy character
>>340529750
because they think that they are these awesome players who have 90% winrate in other games, but evil system puts them down in this one. Reality, they suck like everyone else.
>>340500468
Your post is shit but I love that image
>>340500116
is robo monk even viable?
even in pubs, i wouldn't feel like using him ever due to his 150 fucking health.
>>340530493
Take this reply and you complementary slut
What does this translate to?
>>340500116
just another thing that TF2 did better than Overwatch
>>340530680
"please fill with semen"
>>340529750
>Why do people care about win rate
> there's no KDR, but there is win or lose an objective
That seems a bit contradictory, but OK.
The biggest complaint it seems is that people's teams consist of potatoes or don't know how to work as a team, so I don't really understand the point you're trying to make.
Like you said "keyword is being a TEAM" but there's only so much you can do to help your team when they don't help you.
>>340530670
If you can aim, he is a beast. Of course he need some help with team mates.
>>340503897
Genji - Swordguy
>>340530680
>ah merci
>Ang Mertti
I'm sorry.
Who is easier, Pharah or Soldier?
>>340513225
>it used to be normal for field worker women to go topless before the westerners went over there
>>340503897
zenny
ninja
mcskill
monkey
tobby or toblerone
ripper
67
>>340530680
>>340531261
Seriously. What does this say?
>>340531493
As in TF2 soldier? Soldier is far easier to pubstomp with, but probably has a higher skill cap with the DH
76? Pharah is easier to wipe teams with, but a semi-coordinated team with a not-braindead 76 absolutely destroys
>>340510245
Symmetra has OCD not autism.
>>340531439
I love it.
>>340504421
And half the roster never worked for Overwatch and work independently or part of some other organization
>>340504202
>Symmetra - A lost game
That's statistically the opposite of true.
>>340506832
>implying Dad 76 is worse than fucking Gremlin Dva
>>340529750
Because half of the people playing this are CoD/LoL/CSGO/Dota cancer.
>>340532384
>mfw I have her OCD win screen and get a fair few POTGs as her
>>340531493
Soldier easy. Pharah's low health and shit splash damage ensures this.
>>340527806
Man I wish I was a mousefag so I could really play Pharah well.
>>340501041
cuck
u
c
k
>>340532864
>CSGO
>Playing this
No.
>>340501041
>But fuck you /v/ and fuck Overwatch, you guys ruined my woman.
>>340519669
>Junkrat
>Has a tire which rolls on the road
>Roadhog
>Has a gun that shoots junk
>>340531029
My point was that one's personal win rate, or personal anything, doesn't mean shit to a team based game. Unless you're playing with a six man squad, but I don't believe anyone who browses /v/ would have that. And even if they did, they wouldn't complain about win rate, because they'd be straight up admitting they're shit.
>>340527315
Found the overweight Mei player.
>>340503897
I call the Tornbjorn Toblerone because i cant pronounce his name well
>>340505306
I call her the fat chink, it has a better ring to it
>>340532384
>ocd indian
>all the shit on the designated shitting street is in a perfect line
>>340503897
Junkrat- Spunkrat
>>340514595
bras have dont affect sagginess in any way
it is known
>>340514595
Tribal women get saggy because they're baby factories
>>340504538
Not to mention Lex is completely obscured.
>>340535071
Lewd
>having a main
I prefer to have a trio.
Harass(vs snipers, bastion, etc.)/Offense/Defense
>>340504421
Overwatch: Reinhardt, Tracer, Winston, Torbjorn, Mercy, Mei, Genji, McCree
Talon: Widowmaker
Independent: 76, Reaper, Junkrat, Roadhog, Lucio, Hanzo, Bastion, Zenyatta
Vishkar Corp: Symmetra
Russian Military: Zarya
Helix Security: Pharah
M.E.K.A: D.Va
Those are all the affiliations
So how did bastion get with the overwatch group if hes completely independent from everyone and cares more about nature than associating with humans who hate him
>two people go torbjorn
>fuck it ill go torbjorn too
>everyone on team goes torbjorn
>we stomp them
>>340509183
>Quadruple kill on enemy team with rip tire while also denying enemy junkrat's rip tire
>>340507114
Widowmaker can't feel anything anymore so I doubt she has sex
>>340537330
>Enemy team goes Torbjorn except one Bastion
>Destroy one sentry and it gets replaced
>Can't destroy it fast enough when it's being built because Bastion covering
>Can't kill Bastion because Turrets
>Can't kill Turrets because Bastion
NEW MARKETING POST COMMENCES IN 30 SECONDS
>>340510291
Picking Genji and popping her head off with her own shot every time she tries to kill you.
>>340537330
>six Torbjorns defending Watchpoint Gibraltar
>>340537713
>You're attacking
>>340537694
>TFW people are starting to pay attention to when I reflect.
I guess I'm out of the shitter zone.
>>340529516
>His lower legs are gone though.
Why do you faggots always do it you don't see a body part then all of a sudden he or she is a amputee. You guys did the same exact thing with Pharah and Genji trying to push it on everyone until the devs said you were full of shit.
>>340503897
roadhog - heg
widowmaker - divorce lawyer
winston - trouble in the jungle/monkey trouble
toblerone - toblerone
lucio - le black man of healing
>>340538057
muh hinges
muh angles
>>340524803
>>340524082
She has to be anchored by the device winston made to stay in reality. If it were to stop she wouldn't just die, she'd cease to exist.
I think it was sort of implied that because of her being so loose in time, she has seen all kinds of fucked up things from alternate futures of her friends etc. She could be living some kind of higurashi shit in the lore.
>>340508506
Depends. Healing done isn't an accurate metric by itself to determine how good you are.
>>340508813
Yeah porn sites have no idea what they're doing with milf porn.
>>340527460
>>340534402
Found the buttmad players who got wrecked by Mei
>>340503843
I was honestly expecting "chuunibyou"
>>340526635
This is what fucking pains me the most.
It's like seeing a baby try and walk for the first time
>>340510970
>responsible for genji
Uh no, that'd be Hanzo. She just put him back together
>>340503673
The people in front of the window.
>>340538189
Not at all, she would just exist as some weird ghost spirit thing, like she did before Winston helped her.
>>340509847
Can never unsee.
>>340507114
This is the saddest post.
>people actually, unironically discuss Overwatch's "lore"
Videogames are so done
>>340530680
Mercy is pure
>>340540419
Well, it's either have no cut-scenes with lore that can be discussed, or no lore and everything is in cut-scenes.
>>340509598
That video was made even before the game was even out.
Fuck off with that lore master shit.
>>340509183
Putting torrets in mobile platforms
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