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they're being ironic, right?
please?
>>340471852
Are they trying to have their characters be as unlikable as possible?
>>340471852
>sf
>black, white white white
That place is full of Asians. Fuck off ubisoft why aren't asians represented.
>>340471852
what the fuck is the guy with laptop doing
is he typing with one fucking hand using claw?
>>340471973
>white white white
Pretty sure that girl is hispanic, and the masked guy could be asian.
Do people really want to hang out with a guy that bedazzles his boombox, Stryker with a mask, and a girl who can't tell her socks are inside out?
Should that kid even have a gun? They look like they're 15-16.
Damn. At least the first games protag looked cool but not edgy.
what happened
>>340472108
He's hacking
>>340471852
>we SPLATOON now
>>340471852
>in shape female hacker
Please, my suspension of disbelief can only go so far.
Is this set in San Fran?
>>340471852
dear lord is that a burka
ubi goin all out
>rip off Mr. Computer
>which ripped off Fight Club and Hackers
THEY EVEN HAVE A TOKEN SHITSKIN IN A HEE-JAB
>>340471852
Watch Dogs 1 was tonally deaf as fuck, I expect this to be no different, possibly worse.
>>340472342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
How do you do fellow hackers?
>>340471852
I seriously hope that isn't a hijab
Dressing like that completely defeats it's purpose
>>340471852
WHAT THE FUCK
>Hey there fellow kids!
>>340471852
Jesus fucking christ, can you get more edgy than this?
>>340471852
>leftists fighting against the corporations and their corrupt government stooges
Yeah, I'll be sure to pick up this one.
Post some hacker apparel
>>340472319
>At least the first games protag looked cool but not edgy.
Haha, you have to be fucking kidding me. Are you 11 years old? The original protagonist wore some shitty stitched up trench coat with a baseball cap. It's the definition of embarrassingly edgy.
I bet you think pic related looks good.
The fact that garbage like this is made doesn't bother me.
It's that I know I share this imageboard with at least one person that will pay full retail for this turd. I want to go somewhere where people that like this kind of trash just aren't.
>>340472535
When is he going to
>Pic related?
>>340472704
How'd you know they are leftists?
>>340472342
underrated post
>watchdogs
who cares?
>>340472891
A) Fucking look at them.
B) Its Ubisoft.
>>340472851
>trench coats and baseball caps are edgy
Ok kid
This shit is why I didn't like Sunset Overmeme. Fuck off with this god awful urban hipster faggotry. It looks like a fucking Taco Bell commercial.
>>340471852
>HELL YEAH DOWN WITH THE POLICE, RICH, AND CORPORATIONS
I imagine this turd will be filled to the brim with "subtle" social and political commentary.
>>340471852
that poor normal looking dude on the right wants nothing to do with the other 3 edgelords
>>340471852
Yeah, this is exactly what I picture when I think of an elite group of hackers trying to take on the establishment.
A bunch of conspicuous alt-scene punks doing everything in their power to attract attention to themselves, going so far as to literally wear the name of their organization on their clothing.
Fucking retarded.
>>340472891
Not him, but the game is made by far leftists. Do you really think it will have any other slant to it than multiculti drivel?
>>340472948
this going to be the ghostbusters defence isn't it?
people who dislike it because it looks terrible and pandering will be berrated as racists and sexists
>>340473029
>It looks like a fucking Taco Bell commercial.
That's bad because.......?
>>340472994
And what would make them not leftists? Trench coats?
>>340471852
>smart hacker
>black
What, why?
>>340473061
MC's little brother will have been shot by the police after volunteering at a homeless shelter for at risk LGBT youths just for wearing a hood while black.
>>340473193
Dressing like normal people, for one thing.
>>340472282
Now all we need is a guy in a wheelchair and the diversity rainbow would be perfect!
>>340472446
>Headscarf
>Showing her thighs
I don't understand, and I don't think Ubisoft understands either
>>340473001
Yes, that's exactly correct. The baseball cap on it's own would be fine. Combining it with that shitty pre-distressed trench coat just makes the protagonist look like a wannabe bad ass faggot.
The fact that you're actually defending this abomination tells me you're likely a faggot, too.
>>340471852
>that fucking premire video where one of the people behind the game has to try to describe the tone of the hackers without mentioning 4chan or anonymous, as "lolzy"
>>340473265
Trenchcoat it is.
>>340471852
Normies are now becoming wise to this phony tumblr style. Calling it now, this game is going to be the Ghostbusters of 2016.
>>340473241
Because "diversity" equates to black. Asians don't count.
>>340472891
San Francisco
>>340471852
the original picture wasn't at this resolution right it looks awful
>>340472446
Hijab you dip.
Burkas are the ones where only the eyes are visible.
The main protag from WG1 was a fucking joke and an asshole, these KIDS aren't even jokes. They look like fucking assholes.
>>340473246
That pic reminds me how shitty the vestibule on ign is
>>340473514
my fucking eyes
>>340473282
As retarded as the game looks, people can wear headscarfs just for fashion and not be Muslim, you need to get out more.
>>340471852
how do we kill ubisoft?
THE BIGGEST HACK IN THE HISTORY
>>340473514
oh lawdy
>>340473514
>everyone IMMEDIATELY stops what they're doing to check their phones
I don't interact with real people, is this what actually happens?
>>340473514
GG on using the same animation Ubi, you certainly know where to cut corners.
>>340473514
oh boy i hope they won't forget hacking minigames!
>>340473514
>everyone pulls out their phone with the exact same physical motion
That's some lazy ass shit.
>>340473584
Stop buying their shitty games.
>>340473584
>>340472408
>>340471963
Reddit's out in full force today!
>>340473576
That's a fucking retarded fashion trend
>green guy
>my feet hurt
>why isn't there WiFi here
>who are these weird posers
>I wish I was at home shitposting on 4chins
>>340473514
>every single person plays turns to the same direction at the same time and performs the exact same animation
Even for Ubisoft, this is disgraceful.
>>340471852
This looks like a fucking crossover of Tumblr, Deviant art and an AD site for a turn based card game.
>>340473584
>how do we kill ubisoft
If the rumors are true Vivendi is trying to do that for us.
is that really a female muslim hacker? wttf
>>340472510
Anon don't, please? No one should be reminded of that.
Never change, Ubisoft.
>>340473698
>calling us reddit
>defends ubisoft
i wonder who could be behind this post
>>340471852
is that a hijab
>>340473559
fuck yo eyes
>>340473314
How exactly is this edgy?
>>340473576
>headscarves as fashion
And the people that do are some of the worst kind of people to be around. They're all "worldly" progressive women.
>>340471852
At least the girl isn't as hideous as that bitch from the first Watch Dogs
>>340471973
SJWs don't like Asians, they destroy their narrative.
>How do you do, fellow kids
>>340471852
what the fuck is that thing on the left?
segway?
robot?
>>340473846
calling you reddit for typing like redditors and for posting the reddit frog.
>>340473514
>>340473862
What the fuck man are they even trying anymore? They literally just gave up putting any effort to their shit.
The only horrifically bad design here are the two guys at the right.
Left look fine. If it was done by anything other than Ubisoft it'd be good enough.
>>340473885
That looks literally nothing like the Watch Dogs protagonist. But he absolutely does look like a faggot. Good job contributing nothing.
So where does the first game fit in?
>>340473846
He's talking about our rares
>Everyone uses Samsung so you can hax everything with one click
>>340473995
Does he have fucking skin on his gun?
>>340471852
>We want the underage audience
>Rated M for Manure
>>340473514
"GEE SHIT, WHO DONE THAT?"
I really fucking hate this whole "anarchist punk rocker hacker" trope, it annoys the shit out of me.
People with enough knowledge to take down entire corporate systems aren't hip and edgy teenagers, they are reclusive and soft-spoken, as learning about this sort of shit takes a long goddamn time with many hours locked inside your room staring at a monitor.
Seriously, fuck off Ubisoft.
>>340473995
>black vs black fighting
umm ubisoft... explain?
>>340473862
oh boi, in WD2 i can get to play as a San-Fran technowiz millennial who doesn't know how fucking lucky they are and will constantly complain about things that don't exist just to validate an egotistical victim complex?
neat.
>>340473354
>implying normalfags care about anything but the graphics
It's like ubi saw the "pol plays Watch_Dogs" video and decided "FINE, YOU HAVE TO PLAY AS A CREW OF A TRANSNIGGER NIGGER, A FURRY HISPANIC GIRL, AN DEMISEXUAL ASIAN AND A WHITE WHO IS NEVER ON SCREEN" just out of spite.
Which wouldn't be surprising, because Ubisoft is retarded.
>>340471973
SJWs dont' care about Asians because they're more prosperous than they are
>>340471852
>they're being ironic, right?
It looks like pretty standard "cool" teenager streetwear. Do you in bumfuck nowhere or something? People wear this shit all the time. I don't see the problem unless you're just opposed to this style of clothing on principle.
>>340473514
In a different game this could be satire. it would be behind the curve and lacking subtlety; but it wouldn't be embarassing
Literally who is the target audience for this game?
>>340474150
Anarchist punks are the ones who claim that they could hack and take down corporate systems, but have absolutely no skill with a computer. They're fucking posers, to use their lingo.
>>340473685
SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO HUH? KARATE CHOP YOUR PHONE? DUDE RESPECT OUR COMPANY!!!! SACRE BLEU
>>340471852
>character in first game was bland
>better counter that by making the most obnoxious characters possible
>>340474163
>time trial drone flying
Quality ubisoft content
>>340474150
>I really fucking hate this whole "anarchist punk rocker hacker" trope, it annoys the shit out of me.
>People with enough knowledge to take down entire corporate systems aren't hip and edgy teenagers
you've clearly haven't read enough cyberpunk books
>>340474189
Don't they know how problematic that is?
>>340473939
>SJWs don't like Asians, they destroy their narrative.
That is absolutely true.
>black and latina super hackers
>in the global tech hub full of whites and asians
Finally, a game that will appeal to the rabid black and latina fanbase of AAA open world gta clones
>>340474163
nice, cant wait for superman 64 minigames. (not that im every going to play this)
this looks fucking retarded
>>340474298
Literal children. They find this shit cool.
>>340473995
Was that really a yo-yo? Jesus Christ, Ubisoft really is fucking clueless.
>>340474150
Look at this fucking retard. I bet you don't even like Hackers.
Watch Dogs 2 is looking incredibly gay but it's not like anyone wanted it anyway.
>>340474150
They're not even anarchists! They're fucking subculture divisionists, a faction, like Killzone.
THESE are anarchists, disrupting the order for the sake of freeing minds.
>>340474228
It looks to me like someone at Ubisoft went to California/watched Silicon Valley and was like
>Ohhh THIS is what hackers look like
>We need to make them cooler
>>340473885
>v-neck
>With open trench coat
Looks like someone straight outta /fa/
Since when are blacks such a huge demographic that every AAA game coming out has to have a black protagonist? It's like 12 % of American population. Like what 1% in Europe? In Asian markets?
I see enough people in real life and I hate them seriosly fuck off I'm not buying this shit
>>340473995
cool yoyoing animation
too bad this game will most definitely be vapid uninspired shit
>>340471852
How do people take this hamfisted "fuck da man" and "corporations are evil" stick in games from giant corporations seriously? But I would unironically love for it to feature a cameo from Donte. The box should have a "featuring Donte from the DmC series".
>>340471852
I live in San Francisco
I DON'T NEED TO BE EXPOSED TO THESE FAGGOTS ANY MORE
>>340471852
What the fuck am i looking at?
Bernie Sanders IT crew?
>>340474264
please tell me where you live that it is common for people to walk around with punk themed segway robots as fashion accessories
>>340474058
You said trench coat + baseball cap is the definition of edgy. >>340472851
It obviously isn't, and I bet that guy looks better than you.
>>340474163
>>340474319
>drone races
wow, fun. everyone totally loves time trials in non racing games
>>340474298
The audience who buys any of the shit Ubisoft throws out.
I wonder if the game is going to miss out on the fact that the rebel characters you'll be playing as will be the exact sort of people that are making san francisco shitty.
They are technically skilled young people with resources who would get grabbed by any company out there and then help drive prices in san francisco up.
I bet the game will blame big business republicans for all the problems.
Really, this concept could go in so many right direction, but alas, it's patented by Ubi
>>340474163
If they want their MCs to be "trendy" and look and act "young" then why the FUCK do they let some 40+ year olds design them?
>>340471852
I bet Jessica Biel's life that the guy Fawkes mask or some bastardised version of it is in the game.
THIS IS A POLICE OFFICER
thanks doc
>>340474329
Hiro is a nerdy blasian weeaboo in his thirties
>>340472282
Not trying to be a memer but I think I heard that she's a tranny.
>>340473995
Can't wait to unlock PK Flash.
THIS IS A FUCKING ANARCHIST
>>340471973
It's possible the guy on the far left could be Asian
But yeah. No one wants to risk Asians unless the setting calls for it (ninjas and samurai) or as the hot exotic Asian chick
>>340474026
just like pic related
they know people will buy it
until people stop buying this shit it won't it
>another ubishit game
Literally who the fuck cares?
>>340474590
So he doesn't fit the definition of anarchist punk rocker hacker to you?
Fine by me.
>>340474548
>Using Arise motoko design
>Using SAC Laughing man stuff
WHY
For being a muslim or whatever she sure is showing a lot of skin
>tfw you use your iphone to hack the patriarchy while you drink your kale shake
Could this possibly be the Hackers of this generation?
>>340473956
pepe was on 4chan first
>>340474356
its a billiard ball on a rope.
At least the first guy had a decent if somewhat bland look to him, this just looks like the cast to a bad tv show about edgy teen hackers taking down the pentagon
>>340474510
>getting meta and realizing that the entire game, you weren't even mislead or betrayed, you're just a genuinely shitty person
That's too advanced for Ubisoft, the white guy will betray the crew and reveal that his baseball cap secretly says "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" and promptly shoot a baby, just so you know he's the bad guy.
Then you'll have to foil his plan to hack the city so hard it explodes
>>340471852
Their way of dress seems out of place. It screams New York
>>340474329
I can tolerate characters like Case which aren't basically pure unadulterated edge like the characters in WD2, even if they aren't huge nerds with no life at all.
>>340474364
Pretty meme movie.
>>340473514
What's up with the squiggly lines? They did that stuff better in the first game even with the downgrade.
>>340474751
Hackers is actually great
Fine, have your nigger protag. But what really bothers me is that he's some scrawny little negro. Couldn't they given us Idris Elba or something? Or pic related?
>>340471852
Finally, a game with characters I can relate to.
>>340473514
>OI IT'S 7 BONGS
>>340474394
dont you know anon?
Black. Lives. Matter.
It looks like a teenagers version of mr robot
or at least thats the vibe i'm getting from the cinematic reveal trailer
AYO HOL UP
SO WHAT YOU BE SAYIN IS
WE WUZ HACKERS AND SEHIT
>>340474590
Hiro is the hacker, YT is the punk rocker
>>340471852
even the robot is positioned ahead of the 'straight white male' character
>>340474356
It's actually not, it's some DIY weapon shit that they came up with, with a billiards ball or something.
The only thing that I actually thought looked cool from what they showed.
>>340474394
it's the easiest way to meet the diversity quota
>>340473193
Didn't Canada just elect a socialist president in Trudeau? Meaning probability wise they're more likely to have voted left in the last election. Thus, probably leftists.
>>340474775
> billiard ball on a rope
+1 for creativity I guess
>>340474894
Do americans really think this ''style'' is good?
I bet he has those table haircuts
>>340473384
Latinos don't either. It's funny to see them sometimes be called white in some instances and others POC, when it's convenient
>>340474734
Why do people keep calling her a Muslim?
>>340474894
>that fucking gun
>>340474423
how fucking rich are you
does anyone else here watch Nathan For You? I bought Watch_Dogs 1 on sale forWiiUand I can't stop saying "I'm a hacker, man, not a slacker" like the Johnny Depp impersonator
It's dumb but it cracks me up every time
>>340474771
so were rage faces
>>340474751
angelina was so cute with short hair
>>340474478
No, I said the protagonist in the first was wearing some shitty pre-distressed, stitched-up trench coat with a baseball cap trying to look like a fucking bad ass, but instead just looking like an edgy retard.
Then you started bitching because somebody said a bad thing about your favorite shitty game and posted some irrelevant picture of some goofy looking faggot and acted like that meant the above wasn't true.
>>340474894
#RARE
#BASED
#PHPCOOKINGMUSIC
SO.
/v/, tell me, what do you think the story will actually be?
>>340474686
Except fo4 didn't look as bad as this >>340474163 and it doesn't play as bad as /v/ bullshits.
>>340472282
I'm almost positive she's a muslim and wearing a hijab, because the main problem with watch dogs was it's lack of diversity and a progressive cast
>>340474980
autists trying to force epic memes
>>340471973
>why aren't asians represented?
Because Asians don't buy videogames, blacks and latinas do
I just realized the motivation of the main character is he wants to eliminate labels due to the fact he was wrongly labelled as a criminal.
And people are labeling him as edgy, hipster, cringe, douche etc.
This feels super intentional.
>>340471852
>edgy teen hackers can run circles around giant corporations and police
>conveniently forgetting that giant corps and police have people who have 50+ years more experience than them doing the exact same thing
every time
>>340473514
Why do they all turn and face the same way? The two guys on the left do complete 180s.
>>340474825
Remember he has to be good at parkour. Too much mass would be bad.
>>340471852
FUCK I thought the guy on the right had rollerblades
Could have been modern Jet Set Radio
>>340474894
>DEDSEC
>A pi pin
>>340471852
You can tell this is geared towards Euros.
>Clothing
>Anti-establishment without being overtly destructive
>Three middle-eastern characters (potentially four)
>plain, spaced out architecture
>>340473862
Literally seamless, believable social interaction.
>>340475075
he a good boy goin to church every day then the cops kill his mama so he gotta kill dem crackazzz
>>340474792
Pretty meme opinion.
>>340474894
>putting a pi pin
Is this supposed to look cool?
>>340471852
It's dumb but honestly I couldn't give less shit who the characters are if the game will be any good.
I'd be mad if they made, lets say next installment of prince of persia and made the MC black but like that i couldn't give 2 shits about his skin colour.
So far it sure do looks better than the first one (It was basically a GTA with press X to hack) now they got some improvements. We'll see when it comes out there is really very little to judge, could be good could be shit.
But lets be honest you need to include token black in those times to get anywhere and its all about selling this after all...
>>340474751
Unless they come up with that god tier Angelina Jolie it isn't
>>340471852
>come on /v/ after shitty day
>god what the fuck is this
>first 20 posts no mention of game so google search
>watch dogs 2
There's so many people that are terrible at everything that still make money, I just must be the worst
>>340471852
They're being fun, grim didn't work last time so they are trying the opposite and embracing the ridiculousness of their world they've created, the setting for their new game reflects this.
Not defending, just telling it like it is.
>>340471852
who are we fighting this time?
the patriarchy?
>>340474948
Oh god, only know I've dawned on the realization that this game is supposed to be about black kids taking on the evil cops.
JFMSU
Watchdogs was the fastest game I've ever uninstalled.
I remember loading into the game, turning my mouse, noticing a sick mixture of negative accel and mouse smoothing and immediately alt + f4'd and uninstalled that piece of shit.
Fuck Ubisoft.
>>340474394
>2016
>Not profiting off the white guilt of trust fund liberal college kids.
It's like you WANT to be racist.
>>340474971
no one wears that 'style' you kanker mongool, maybe in QUEBEC where these faggots are HQ'd
>>340473885
>tfw I wore a v neck for the first couple years of High School
I regret everything.
>>340472408
It really is the worst cliche ever. At least most other generic archetypes are actually somewhat based on reality, the female super hacker literally does not exist on any level yet it's absolutely everywhere in fiction.
after that guy bought that gun, he had a moment where he thought "yeah, i should draw some memes on this gun"
that entire cast looks unbelievably obnoxious
>>340473885
I thought it was only a trench coat if it hits the knees. That's an overcoat or something.
>>340471852
DUDE ELITE HACKER LMAO
REBEL AGAINST THE SYSTEM LMAO
>>340474775
>>340474936
It was still a dumb move designing such a useless feature. Everybody always stocks up guns before missions in almost every GTA clone.
>>340472318
I wouldn't mind hanging out with them as long as they don't do anything that gets me in trouble.
>>340474998
You're right, it is fucking dumb.
>>340475059
There's nothing edgy about Aiden's clothes and you're retarded. Trenchcoats and baseball caps are completely normal. The guy looking like a "goofy faggot" still doesn't make him edgy looking. You just don't know what edgy means, probably because you just came from reddit.
>>340474458
What the fuck are you talking about. This thread is about their look, not the over the top technology. The look is not significantly different from any of a hundred different streetwear brands.
these will get some mileage
>>340474790
It screams "What a group of 35 year olds came up with when they were told to make characters that were "rebels" and "outcasts""
>>340474751
>Yfw escort level where the Indian guy is smashing his laptop keyboard and stuff around you is constantly flashing and exploding
I think there is a very real possibility of this being in the game
>>340474894
>3 items of clothing that just straight say "DEDSEC"
>face mask is their logo
Aren't dedsec supposed to be secret and underground?
It's 1995 all over again
>>340474335
please explain
>>340471852
Are we actually going to fight against dedsec or will we be dedsec
>>340475321
LOL
>>340474894
We be hacking welfare money
>>340475140
>he doesn't kill people
>hits people in the head with a billiard ball
I don't think Ubisoft have actually held one. You hit people repeatedly in the head with one, they're dead.
I just wish video games would die.
Would you buy this game if the villain was this seductive rich mega corporation woman in her 40s?
>>340475187
>>340475187
>embracing the ridiculousness of their world
>alienware claw hacker
>bedazzled hipster ninja
seriously, this black guy will be something about taking on the cops because MUH
odds are they won't portray him as a responsible father though
>>340475212
Dude american blacks wear those boots and retarded hair all the time and that disgusting goatze
>>340474980
The headdress plus the fact that it's more relevant and progressive to make her muslim instead of hispanic
>>340474356
in my school someone snuck that weapon and rekt some kid with it.I think its called a monkeys fits.In the right hands it can rekt your shit.
>>340475132
It's set in San Francisco. I live in Euroland and NO ONE dresses like this. I heard San Francisco actually looks like this so I guess it's catered to Americans actually.
>>340474150
>implying they arent just script kiddies with access to OP as fuck scripts
>>340475150
>>340475125
of course you idiots, only nerds will get it
pi symbolizes peace & freedom
I know the game IS WATCH DOGS 2 but no one in this thread mentions the name except me, why is /v/ so full of elitists ?
>>340475315
how is that in any way comparable to the ridiculousness of the guy all the way on the left or the girl?
>>340474329
The issue is that books like Snow Crash are heavily, heavily about world building and provide an interesting story hook.
Watch_Dogs doesn't build the world. And it has no interesting story hook. It's the blandest pile of garbage in the universe.
>>340475140
USE GUNS
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>>340475191
ebil corporations
>>340472319
Aiden was the definition of edgy, his motives didn't make sense and he had the personality of a piece of wood.
This guy looks like he's not trying to be batman, unlike pierce
>>340474150
To be fair, hacking is a lot about being a con artist and posing as tech people on the phone so employees give you their passwords and stuff. Also going through garbage for documents with sensitive info on them.
>>340475140
I kinda want to be the big black bubba looking fella.
>>340475497
>not Watch Dawgs 2
You fucked up
>>340475436
Oh yeah? where in Euroland, because I've visited five countries over four years and I saw a lot of da yout wearing that kind of shit (especially the headscarf)
>A game about a multicultural group of teenagers killing racist white police with 3D printed guns and toppling the system with their mighty iphones
WHO IS THIS GAME TARGETED TO?
>>340474751
>ywn hang out at Cyberdelia with your hip roller-skating hacker friends
Why even live ;_;
>>340475518
SO THIS IS LITERALLY ASSASSIN'S CREED NOW?
>>340475572
do it
>>340474998
you are fucking autistic
EXECUTE
>>340475140
>that black on black crime
well at least it's accurate.
>>340474356
Yo-yos were actually used as weapons before they became kids toys. Kind of like guns.
>>340474163
The drone can't actually move as fast as that, they're speeding up the replay in the editor. Dirty bastards.
This would have been better if it were a game where you played as on of the many thousands of homeless people in San Francisco fighting against the rich oligarchy of the city.
You'd be one of the only people who can't be hacked because you live in a cardboard box and don't have a phone. You could do caveman sandbox stuff to fight.
You can command other homeless to set up ambushes. Good stuff.
>>340475080
Fallout 4 looks like shit for a 2015, and even though the gunplay is fixed, it's still mediocre.
>>340472408
>suspension of disbelief
>video games
You're in a bit of a pickle, anon.
God they're out of touch
>>340472851
Summer friends don't stay
>>340475339
Do we get a split second of Jolee boobs?
>>340475507
>Watch_Dogs doesn't build the world
That was Watch Dogs 1's problem.
Watch Dog 2 could easily fix it, with the main gang heavily implied being DedSec, so we see more of the main hacker culture going on instead of Aiden and his edgy sob story.
But I agree, the world in Watch Dogs 1 is stupid and has a lack of general direction. None of the writers in Ubisoft know what the fuck cyberpunk is.
I just hope Watch Dogs 2 is another AC2, goys. I like the whole aesthetic of Watch Dogs and it's glitch porn, don't want it to go to waste.
>>340475417
>>340475321
These would be so much better if it looked like some shady russian installer
But the average child buying ubisoft game tm probably only uses a desktop OS in school
Watch Dogs was that game everyone bought on the next gen consoles because nothing else was out.
Watch Dogs 2 is that game nobody cares about because there is other shit to play.
>>340475293
>shitty over-designed leather trench coat with unnecessary stitches and buckles and detailing
>distressed ball cap with retarded symbol
>mock neck sweater with assymetricl zipper like some sort of yesstyle shit
>fingerless gloves
>not edgy
HAHAHA. I'm so sorry that this utterly shitty game is so important to you. The fact that you even know the protagonist's name is enough to certify you as a massive retarded faggot.
>>340475584
Germany, been to France and Amsterdam as well. Weird.
>>340475518
so tired of parkour
>>340475408
That actually looks pretty sick
>>340475042
Wtf how do u hack a car
>>340475518
Ah fuck i love parkour, in video games not real life.
Might have to pirate this now.
>>340475080
That actually looks better than Fallout 4.
>>340475714
Jesus fuck.
What did he do? Insult their recently deceased mother?
>>340474864
underrated
>>340475518
Literally a monkey
>>340475042
Dose watch dogs promote violence towards women? I thought they were sjws?
>>340475506
The guy on the left is wearing typical gutter punk, spikes and leather attire. Girl is wearing typical hipster chick stuff.
You must live in some shitty flyover state or something to have seriously never seen this before.
>>340474751
>NICE GAMEBOY FAG
>>340472429
Are you implying...Viiirtual reality
>>340474298
People who don't buy games
>>340475821
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
DOGS
>>340474936
>>340475431
>>340475641
I know what they're trying to do. But it just screams retard. Macgyver wouldn't craft something as this stupid. Plus, there's a perfectly good steel chair right behind him.
>>340471852
>they're being ironic, right?
Doesn't matter. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>340474948
>forklifts of the future
I don't even
>>340475831
He flipped them off.
>>340471852
>this fashion
Holy shit it's bad. What happened ? Ubisoft are good at designing characters. Watchdogs was not very good but Aiden was cool
>>340471852
Is the chimp seriously wearing Rick Owens Geobaskets?
>>340475351
Minorities are all meant to be oppressed and marginalized, therefore unsuccessful and violent.
That is not true for a lot of minorities in the US, but especially not for most Asians - so in trying to secure their narrative to justify nigger behavior, they pretend the former doesn't exist.
>>340475821
You could literally tell me this is GTA V beta footage and I would believe you
>>340475226
>that ape like vault he does over the box
>>340475759
It's literally just a normal trenchcoat, normal baseball cap and a normal sweater. He doesn't even wear fingerless gloves.
Sorry for knowing what I'm talking about, unlike you, you fucking retard.
>there are people legitimately excited for Watch Dogs 2 after the disaster of the first one
>>340475518
this parkour meme needs to end
>>340475315
HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMERICAN ''FASHION''
TOPEST OF KEKS
Parkour doesn't seem like the smartest way to get around in an advanced technological city where you can just hack any vehicle and make it yours.
>>340475714
That's it, I'm not even playing this for free.
>>340475714
>homos
>dresses like homos
>one punches like a homo
>san fran
checks out
>>340475556
>con artist
early 40s car salesman with slicked back hair and a wife who fucks black dudes
>hacker
computer magician who types really fast and is eternally 18-35 and a liberal who advocates for more government programs and less corporate freedom while being urban and hip. He fights republicans. One of them is a woman for some reason.
>>340475812
Ubisoft started using Debuno. Just buy a cheap key.
>>340475351
Asians are far more privileged than white people in the US, despite bring le oppressed PoC
>>340475351
By being smart and successful despite the "racism" that our society is apparently infested with
>>340475080
>it doesn't play as bad as /v/ bullshits
Kill yourself. Fallout shouldn't be Borderlands.
>>340474936
It'll only look cool until you've seen all its animations. Then you'll realise it's dumb press x to kill like in every ubi game since AC1 in 07.
>>340473279
>guy in the wheelchair
he's on the far left
>>340475351
Women are the majority for making doujinns for starters.
>>340471852
"How do you do, fellow kids?"
As one of the rare people who actually liked Watch Dogs 1, everything about this gameplay reveal disgusts me and turns me off from wanting this game. Looks like I'll be waiting for it to go on sale for $15 a few months after release to get it. Just like WD 1.
>>340474894
You have to admit the style fits San Fran well. I'll enjoy going on cleansings in this game. Plenty of nu-age hipster faggots.
>>340475760
>From Germany
>been to France and Amsterdam
>Didn't see headscarves
Yah, I have a hard time believing that.
>>340476005
I mean clearly it's not going to be realistic, but fuck they could have chosen a trendy white and or asian dude and some of his buds instead of an edgy black guy and his band of multiculturalism
>>340475821
>dog running at incredibl hihg speed
>>340475957
>Ubisoft are good at designing characters.
>Aiden was coolno
>>340475996
>european fashion
as long as we can genocide hipster fags in central San Fran I'm all for this game
I'm hoping they forget to include tons of homeless people so we can point it out to SJWs and get them to turn against it.
>>340476138
OH SHIT
>current year
>WWI game with black protagonist
>hacker game with black protagonist
>The Dark Tower with black protagonist
>Doctor Who with black companion
>all female Ghostbusters with literal affirmative action sheboon character
>Harry Potter spinoff with black Hermione
Just fuck up my billion dollar franchises, senpai
They're pandering to audiences that literally do not exist for any of these franchises.
>>340476005
left should be punk instead of /fa/
>>340475957
>this post
>>340476238
Its ok tyrone, the rest of the world thinks those retarded shoes are ridiculous but you can keep killing people over them
>>340475683
No shit it looks horrible, it's still better than this pile of crap. >>340475140
>>340475814
>>340476114
Great, now meme defense force is coming at full throttle
>>340476216
He had a cool coat and was the right middle between average citizen and professional super spy. He was pretty cool. Design wise
>Tfw no hacker game with realistic, non-urban dorky hackers
>>340475938
COD did it first
>>340475781
thanks anon.
okay now imagine this, this is WE WUZ HACKER's roommate and best friend, he smokes blue e-cigars and is specialized with hardware instead of software.
>>340475956
I thought that, too, until I realized it was just his index finger.
>>340476005
This picture makes no sense. The black people are dressing preppy. they're not edgy at all, if there were white or asian people in their clothing you'd be praising them for how /fa/, aesthetic, etch they look.
cant wait to see what memes ubisoft makes up to include in-game
What happened to Aidan did he die or something? And why is that guy wearing the same face mask as him?
>>340473939
The truth hurts them Kane.
Seriously is every big western publisher video game that comes out in the next few years going to feature a black man protag?
This shit is already tiring.
>>340476438
He was too white
>>340475881
ahh yes, typical hacking gear.
On a nice day of hacking you sure want to be sure to stand out from the crowd
>buhbuh this is normal in my city
no it's not normal in a crowd, ever. It may exist but it isn't the norm, and would immediately stand out. Standing out is not what you want to do when lawbreaking
going back to your initial post, that is my problem with this all. It's so flashy and obnoxious when it shouldn't be.
>people are going to fall for this again
I just hate everything.
>>340472851
In all fairness, that was a pretty fucking cool coat.
>>340476289
>actually attempting dialogue with mental patients
>>340476393
Who wants to play as a nerd though?
Like not even being sarcastic you can make a hacker action hero guy without making him look like Watch_Dogs 2's edgy protagonist
>>340475140
We throwing spinning shit now?
>only /heem/ will get this
>>340473995
>Yeah man! Fuck big brother! Fuck the system! We're the good guys! They're keeping us down!
>Murdering cops, of which 90% are just normal people doing their jobs.
>Yeah fuck the pigs! Progressiveness!
>The developers are absolutely, positively, anti-gun.
I mean, was there anything said in WD1 about how the protag was a literal fucking terrorist?
>>340476416
oh
what the fuck
>people unironically care about the ethnicity of the protagonist of a shit_dogs game
>>340474264
>>340475315
it looks wildly outdated and like something people would wear in 2009
>>340476393
>nothing but 30- and 40-something fat, hairy jews with no sense of humor
i'd play it
>>340474894
he looks like a gta online character
>>340476496
I wish I had the "Roll with it" image reaction
>>340476492
It isn't real life. It's a video game where you hack whatever the fuck you want using your magic cellphone.
>>340476363
>no rebuttal
>better keep using the word meme
People who defend Fallout 4 should be killed.
>>340476418
the memes are already there, you should watch the reveal video
it's 18 minutes long though, you think you can handle that? good luck
LMAO HACKERS N MEMES N SHIT
>>340475941
shits retarded but it gets results. and it makes ubisoft look creative.I rather have a stun bation or
>>340476534
Aiden was ex-IRA so yeah
>>340476417
>preppy
lol wut? thats hipster fashion. are you living in the 90s? the main protag is also dressing like a hip hop hipster, these fags are dressing like ironic hipsters.
>>340476320
the only punk in the watch dogs picture is that faggot with the mask. the guy in green is normal. the muslim girl and nigger are both hiphop hipsters.
>>340471852
That van in the back is lacking explosions.
>>340473947
Segway-torture chamber combo
>>340476314
triggered much? All the shit you listed is garbage and you should feel bad for even getting upset. Grow up you fucking manchild
>>340471852
>san fran
>nigger
>hispanic
>middle eastern kid
>asian
No whites allowed.
>>340476496
>people are going to fall for this again
I'm not so sure. Like someone pointed out earlier, the first WD did well because it was the only thing like it when the consoles launched. As far as I can tell almost no one actually liked it. This game now has competition, and so far the reception has been negative.
>>340475351
Asians are a minority yet are vastly successful and hold high ranking positions in business and the government despite being treated like human trash when they arrived centuries ago, it goes against the idea that there's some unseen force that keeps all white people in power and everyone else in poverty and crime
The sad part about all of this is the majority of /v/ will still buy it on release.
Happens every time.
>>340476202
Or they could have gone 100% realistic and made the hackers eastern european squatters, with a focus on stealing people's identities and cracking new game releases. Because in reality, anyone able to legitmately hack gets a big fat contract to work for the government or as a network security analyst for a mega corporation. Or they go the Watchdogs route and have to seek refuge in a foreign state for the rest of their lives to avoid being killed by some black ops hit squad.
>>340473995
>>340475226
Why is he beating on Fat Larry with a yo-yo?
>>340476438
Didn't you realise? People fucking HATE Aiden. With a burning passion, he's like one of the most hated protagonists in history. Even Ubisoft's CEO came out and said "yeah you people are right".
Of course they are ditching him. I wouldn't be surprised if they referenced him or if he actually appeared again though. As to why he wears the same mask? I don't know, thing is it it's not only the Watch Dogs logo but also pretty much Aiden's logo as well. Maybe the new main character got inspired by Aiden's actions in the first game.
>>340475408
Probably
I wouldn't trust Ubisoft to make a fuckable woman though
>>340475140
Looks like the exact same camera angle and animation as >>340473995
>buy watch dogs in Tokyo for 200 yens
>it's utterly shit
>I lost 200 yens and minutes of my life
>can't get them back
I can't believe people enjoy this shit.
>>340476631
What is there to refute? I have my opinion and you have yours. Even if we spend half an hour fucking around in here we're not gonna change our opinions. Grow up.
>>340476774
>/v/
>buying games
lol
YOU KNOW WHAT THE KIDS ARE INTO THESE DAYS? CRUNKCORE.
KIDS REALLY LOVE BROKENCYDE, LET'S TARGET A GAME AT THAT DEMOGRAPHIC
>>340471852
>Token black lead
>hipster clothing
>no long coats or trenchcoats to conceal weaponry in broad daylight, just run around COD style and apparently the civvies don't give a shit.
Automatically breaks all immersion when they have shit like this. At least with Aiden and his jacket it made sense that he could conceal a ak74 under it.
>>340473995
>better make the car glow or the monkey playing the game won't know what to do next and return the game
>>340474163
>someone gets paid six digits per year to design this gameplay
>>340476637
>that trollface
I don't even know what's real anymore
>>340471852
did /v/ forget about the first game? it was pretty bad..
>>340473947
a dreadnought hacker
>>340476878
>I just wanna get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh you know?
>>340476656
stop fucking calling her a muslim girl, where the fuck did that come from?
>>340476363
go to bed Todd
>press x to hack
How utterly boring. They could have played Uplink and got an idea of an actually interesting hacking mechanic. Lazy bastards.
>>340476583
>he thinks people care about his opinions
>>340475226
My god I just realised,
>AAA developers are not in the business of making games; they're in the business of making movies
None of that webm was interactive. None of it was gameplay. It was all animations with no control for the player. Press a button and watch the nice smooth video sequence!
Used to be the gameplay itself was the end, but now it's only the means, used to pad time, to reach the next segment of the movie.
I am utterly apalled.
place your bets
will this game be a nah or a yah!
>>340476630
lazy excuse
you should feel bad for making it
>>340471973
From left to right
>Hispanic
>Black
>Muslim
>Elliot Rogers
White guys are going to be the villains, believe you me.
You guys are starting to sound like old people and I'm betting most of you are probably not even close to 25.
>>340476854
You saying Fallout 4 looks any better than this when it doesn't.
That's objective fact. Trying to back out of an argument by saying grow up to sound like a big man won't help you.
>>340472319
If edgy is done right, I can deal with it.
Though I don't trust Ubisoft with that.
>>340475796
Typically you gain access through the wireless communication happening in the TPMS. From there, you'd be surprised at how much control you have over a vehicle. We live in a time where you can drive up to your destination, pull out your phone, tell your car to go find a parking space, enjoy yourself, and then summon your car back to your location.But fuck that, he's hacking an old muscle car that doesn't have any of that technology which makes the whole event fucking stupid. Kinda like how you could hack CCTV systems in the first one.
>>340475821
GROVE STREET
>>340476839
enjoy? what the fuck are you saying, it's universally hated
>>340476887
Hint: there will be no weapons, only RAD GADGETS, inspector gadget style
>>340472618
That's one cute hero. Mind if I save it, anon?
>>340476839
>watch dogs in Tokyo
what?
>>340476962
>wearing a hijab
>looks middle eastern
1+1 = 4
>>340476962
do you not see her hijab? thats not fashion, thats a hijab.
>>340476831
They made Jade Raymond, she's pretty fuckable.
>>340477139
oh cool picture man
totally excuses you stupid remark of fallout 4 not looking like outdated garbage like this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh9x4NqW0Dw
How many hipsters can I kill in San francisco?
DESTROY
>>340477109
HOME
>>340477109
Home.
at least it was before I hacked everything up
>>340476656
>anyone that doesn't dress in plain jeans and t-shirt is hipster
dude you know nothing about fashion or style.
>>340471852
main characters shoes are pretty dope tbqh
>Ubisoft literally pouring AAA money and franchise name into THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING
>>340476637
It's that subtle attention-to-detail that matters most.
>>340477057
That's the consequence of the information era. Trends come and go so fast that we feel like we are so much older than we already are in terms of news and fashion.
Remember Harlem Shake? How about piccolo Dick?
In internet time, those trends were ages ago.
>>340477139
I didn't say anything about enjoying it you dense retard. We're talking about the graphics. They both look outdated, and not something from 2015/2016. Stop with your fucking meme pictures and just accept facts you shit taste cunt.
>>340476839
>200 yens
>Alot of money
KEK
E
K
>>340477179
>>340477186
you really think they have the balls to show a muslim girl with her shoulders and legs naked for everyone to see?
>>340474948
>water doesn't react at all
>wearing hijab
>exposed legs
It's either not a hijab or she's a really bad Muslim.
>>340475589
Propaganda piece?
>>340477259
>Rangerover
It's supposed to be ironic right.
>>340477175
I found a bunch of PS3 games in a store for 200 yens. Killzone 2, Watch Dogs, Tales of Vesperia, etc.
>>340475518
mocap is a white guy, star is a nigger, idiots will fall for the nigger husbando meme when its really a white frenchman they are miring
>>340477342
Hijab =! Burqa
>>340477223
every single one
>>340477342
all muslims are bad muslims. it's a shitty meme religion.
>>340477259
truly this is the end of EA
>>340471852
This literally looks like "Script Kiddies" The Game. I can't believe Ubisoft is really this out of touch.
>>340477194
>>340477301
>wow what the fuck this guy likes a game I don't
>NOT IN MY WATCH ASSHOLE
>>340477338
just like the first game
>shoot water
>absolutely nothing
>>340477328
thats how "hip" muslim girls dress in the west. there are differing levels of tolerance for how they dress depending on the country theyre in and their peers.
>>340477338
the webm cuts off in the right moment
REMINDER
>>340477328
Are you some kind of misogynist shitlord who rapes this poor fictional woman with your eyes? She can wear anything she wants without you raping her.
There's your answer.
>>340477459
>still can't defend the graphics
>still thinks this is an argument about subjectivity
>mlp shit
Kill yourself as soon as possible.
>walk into Gamestop this fall
>looking to buy an open world game
>look at shelf
>Skyrim remaster
>Read Dead Redemption Remaster (hopefully)
>GTAV
>Mafia III
>We Wuz Watchdogs
RIP Watchdogs
>>340476534
I really don't get it, a game made by ultra-leftists which depicts a 'marginalized' group (nothing says marginalized like tech-savy young people) using fucking VIOLENCE and GUNS to fight back. I thought progressive ideals were supposed to be pacifist, yet so much of this game looks centered around new and fun ways of murdering people with shit like 3D printed guns. It's such a confusing mix of themes, what do they want?
>>340477136
>ubisoft open world game
>no weapons
>>340477578
I never intended to rape..
>>340477583
Kek hard
>>340475080
>Except fo4 didn't look as bad as this
Prove it.
From what we're seen of this game, it's looking to be just as ugly as FO4's outdated engine.
>>340475796
it happens can happen in real life
>>340477647
What I'm saying is, sjws and feminists would just say something stupid again to defend the progressive muslim.
>>340475986
Called a "Kong vault" in parkour lingo, I shit you not.
Between that and the "monkey's fist" weapon, /pol/ has never had it so easy.
>>340477596
>woah likes a game I don't AND uses reaction images?
>NOW I'M REAL MAD
How new?
>>340477612
I don't think Mafia 3 is gonna be more successful than Watch Dogs, but yeah. It'll definitely not sell as much as the first, but that's a given.
They'll blame it on dem RACISTS who didn't buy the game because the mc is black.
>>340477342
no man yeah she's muslim but she's a hip teenage girl who aligns with the left and wears exposing western clothing
by having a muslim character who's ultimately incredibly attuned to western culture and non-threatening, it's like having your cake and eating it too
>>340475589
Teenagers
>>340471852
No, but if you take it ironically it will be great because ubisoft can't write vidya
>>340477459
>>340477774
>this is the power of Bethesdrones
>>340477614
Maybe, not all leftists have the same beliefs? Not every liberal just like every conservative thinks and believes the same.
>>340475589
Kotaku, Polygon and their crew.
>>340471852
even though i just got raped by 4 people on my first ever invasion attempt and am now on my last ember -
seeing this image just ruined my night. part one was fucking garbage and somehow this looks much, much worse
>>340473939
That's funny, because there's plenty of butthurt Asian SJWs that complain on the internet that some old white couple asked them which country they come.
>>340477907
>people who don't play video games, don't enjoy video games, and/or don't know how to play video games
Neat.
>>340477427
The point of the hijab is to dress modestly; 99% of women and girls wearing the hijab will not wear tank tops or shorts, but will cover their arms and legs (just with "western" clothing). Just because they're not wearing the full ninja doesn't mean they aren't still abiding by other dress rules besides their hair and face.
Boy, oh boy... Looks like dat Vivendi buyout is coming faster than anticipated. top kek.
Geez, why do you people care so much? I feel like I'm reading comments from a bunch of triggered SJWs
>>340471852
they are not being ironic I believe they want to have the cool le lejon and epic maymay but there is no epic maymay like le happy merchant or anyother epic maymays. Also the protagonist is supposed to be a hacker and epic coder plus a diy weapon expert which would land him on most terrorist lists.
>pic related this is how the protagonist should look like.
ICONIC HAT
>>340477052
It's not an excuse, it's literally the fiction of the in game universe. It's not real life. Everything is heightened, hackers run around scaling buildings and tapping into mass communication using some super cell phone app. That heightened reality is carried over into the aesthetics and design of the protagonists and other characters.
There's nothing new about this.
>>340476652
He was american. I know Americans like to pretend they're Irish and shit, but an american in the ira is retarded. Unless he was a gun smuggler I suppose.
>>340476637
fucking lol'd
>>340477890
>How was your day honey?
>I've told this random guy in the internet he's a drone for a video game producer! I totally showed him!
>That's great sweetheart, now go to bed.
>>340475518
>HOLD DOWN A TO DO EVERYTHING
>>340476973
>tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
>>340477279
Fuck you
Piccolo dick is timeless and will never die
>>340477984
whats really funny is if a chinky slut wants your dick she will reveal her country of origin in casual conversation very quickly without you even asking because they are really proud of it, just not to ugly guys.
>>340478134
Thank you!!
>>340471852
wouldn't that make it worse?
>>340472318
I mean, you might get to fuck the girl or the guy in the green hoodie might blow you.
not so bad senpai
>>340475140
well, you see
the whole game looks shit but that Jojo part.2 combat looks fun
>>340471852
I actually miss the days when being edgy meant Coldsteel and MetalCore shit.
>>340478274
>I want running around to consist of awkward button mashing
>>340478289
asian girls have low standards desu, the only white guys that go after them are ugly. You'll very rarely see a chad with an asian slut; it's always someone that looks nerdy who's with an asian chick
>>340471852
As far as protagonists go, I don't really care what color they are or what parts they have. I care that they are relatable, likable, or believable. Thing is, the last time I saw Ubisoft make a decent protag was Far Cry 3 back in fucking 2012, and he wasn't even likable, it was just interesting to see his character arch play out.
>>340471852
>the fucking triggering in this thread
and they said they are not tumblr, fucking kek
>>340478216
>going full retard because you know full well you can't defend FO4's graphics
Figures.
post more greentext idiot
>>340476927
Oh there's more.
>>340478060
no one is saying shes a real muslim, but its very likely shes a mirror image of a self proclaimed hijabi SJW waiting to be triggered by some WHITE MALE, which is much worse than a sandniggress minding her own oppressed business.
>>340475518
>Master hacker
>Parkour expert
>Can into firefights against entire teams of police
>Young adult
It's like he's an RPG character.
Heh. Don't pretend like you won't buy it anyway. You know what happned with Watch_Dogs. You all said the same thing, but you had to buy it to make funny webms.
>>340478275
>little
>>340471852
Considering how aggressively anti-vigilantism the first game was, I'm going to guess that those characters are INTENTIONALLY meant to look like teenage twats who never should have gone in over their heads.
>>340471852
wow this looks awful just like the first one
not gonna buy/play it.
>>340478493
>still going on about FO4
Fuck it's no fun shitposting with dumbfucks. I give up, you're boring as hell m8.
>>340476637
keke'd
if this is OC then good job
>>340478216
see
>>340477746
>>340478646
>haha I was just shitposting the whole imte
Pathetic.
>>340478567
Yeah I get that, that's why I said she's a bad muslim. I'm just responding to the "it's not a burqa so she can dress like a slut" fallacy.
Looks pretty damn good. Who cares about graphics? They've updated everything from the first game, which was okay. Sure, it had flaws, but with the new one, they seem to have gotten it right. I don't know, I'm excited for the E3 announcements. Looks promising!
>>340478216
Why would you ever marry someone who's too full of themselves to enjoy some quality shitposting?
>>340478453
not true for american born chinks. they act more cocky than white girls, at least in LA and Boston.
>>340471852
>this thread
lol
>start playing watchdogs 2
>protag is a black teen named trayvon brown, who's brother was tragically killed by the police because they thought his hershys bar was a gun
>side character is a muslim womyn who was raped by the White Male CEO of Ctos himself, changing xir life forever
>start game
>go outside
>get arrested and tased because I am black and everything is whitey's fault
>start shooting the cops because I am getting arrested
>they can't return fire because i hacked their bullets mid-air so they swerve back and hit them
>time to do a side quest
>muslim gxrl give me bombs to blow up the police station
>set up bombs
>hack the bombs to explode
>fuck capitalism
>the joyous screams of thousands minorities is heard after the oppressive cis white male police were destroyed
>continue main story
>get to CtOS hq
>hack myself to the top floor
>the CEO is there
>it's donald trump himself
>boss battle with donald trump
>win by hacking his counter hacks to send a overhack to the system mainframe and hack the building to collapse
>the building falls and the city is drastically changed
>the U.S. adopts socialism
>all white cis males are lined up against the wall and shot one by one
>America is now a paradise where no one has to work because that's how communism works
>the camera pans to the rubble of the building
>trump, bloodied and injured slinks out of the site
>a text box appears
> "To be continued...."
>...
>"...in $60 day one dlc"
>IGN rates it 10/10 best game evarrrdoes anyone have that comic that looks handrawn with a black kid killing trump and the KKK? I kinda need it
>>340471852
what the fuck is this hipster garbage? THIS is the new watchdogs? I get the feeling this is going to be ANONYMOOSE Occupy Wall Street FIGHT DA POWA bullshit. This is full blown pandering and looks god awful.
>>340475042
Hacking a car that is inspired by a 60-70s car, carbureted mechanical cars.. Closest thing to a computer is a few relays for blinky lights and maybe ignition.
>mfw
Why would they be ironic? The protags look good. Diverse, well designed and probably great personalities. The first game may have been flawed, but they're stepping it up this time.
>>340478503
Oh shit. I put that there :3
>majority of gamers are straight white males
>ubisoft releases a game whose protagonists are a mexican, a nigger, and a lesbian arab
>later, at the annual shareholders meeting, ubisoft board members wonder how their game could possibly have flopped
>>340478721
You can't even tell when a person started shitposting? Dumbass.
So the first watch dogs was an ultra violent dark vigilante revenge story with a lot of themes borrowed from 1984.
The game needed refinement- the vigilante and reputation systems should have worked a lot more like dishonored and most of the mechanics were subpar. So you'd think they would basically do that in the sequel, improve upon the original.
Instead we got some stupid LULLZZ HAXXXORRZZ MEMMEESSS EBBINNN rebbit game about some hipster fuck gangster who just wants to be the edgiest edgemaster to ever exist.
Fuck that shit. Bring back aiden the "nigger slayden" and go full on with the 1984 cyberpunk digital controll shit
dedsec was the worst part of the first game
How many trannies do you think will be in the game?
I say 1 tranny and 1 person who identifies xerself as polynomial
>>340478894
>im
>fucking
>plying
>/pol/ is one person
>SJWs are one person
>bating this hard
>>340478984
Thank you. $20.00 has been deposited into your account.
>>340471852
The fuck is with the dalek on the far left?
>>340479012
Are you the same mememan behind the mlp keychain in 1?
Noooo god nooooo please dont gell me they messed up the sequel to game of the generation Ubisoft's watch_ddogs anything but that.
>>340477342
>or she's a really bad Muslim
American muslims are even worse than american buddhists, imho.
>>340478894
/v/ needs IDs and flags
I didn't know Pepe was THIS dead
god fucking dammit
>>340471852
>the hacker group is a bunch of scene faggots
>same hacker laptop is not ayylienware or razer nor it looks like a mac
Trust Ubisoft to never care for the details, now I don't if they are playing this straight or if this is tongue in cheek.
Anyhow, this game would had potential if it stopped trying to portray assholes as heroes, same goes for the Division.
Nothing these guys do can be protrayed as heroic.
>>340478952
Maybe the car was already set in reverse and so our protag used the ignition relay? IDFK, that's the best I can come up with.
>>340473514
>some of them turn around before spiderman gets them
>>340479178
Ayyyyyyyy
>>340479094
dont you mean 20 loonies
>>340479094
I wish.
how do i do anything that isn't abrasive technology wise now
Alright, this is perfect. I've been pretty fucking tired of a lack of happenings in vidya recently. This seems like the perfect opportunity to stir up a shitstorm with gaming journos and have them declare gamergate 2.0, but call it niggergate instead
>>340478856
I do actually live in LA, the only asian chicks that don't date nerdy white guys are philippinas who spread their legs for anyone especially blacks
>>340478824
>>340478984
MARKETERS GET OFF MY IMAGEBOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340479328
we cobol now
>>340479295
>niggergate
best
idea
ever
>>340473665
About 90% of the cars I've seen in the footage so far are completely reused from WD1.
>>340476341
talk shit, post fit.
>>340478904
>> "To be continued...."
>>...
>>"...in $60 day one dlc"
Most realistic thing I've heard all day
>>340479163
You need to hang yourself.
>>340475518
I love how parkour has become the closest to humans having super powers in media.
>>340479502
after i kill you kike boy
>>340479295
>>340479398
this is what gate bring us
/pol/ kiddies that think like this
tose piece of shit that only want "habbenins"
The same people that lurk /pol/ searching ebbin habbenins , same people that support Trump to be part of the meme.
Are you not proud /v/? Its your own fault those shits lurk here now.
>>340479504
it lends it's self to open world. play a game with parkour and then try to play another game without it. you will feel sluggish.
why is it every time we talk about technology and programming languages we use such simple objects like computers and phones when there's a series that is really well defined for understanding technology as a philosophy
>Crying about SJWs
>Crying about black people in muh vidya
>Crying about graphics
>Crying about not catering to PC
>Crying about having pre-orders
Did I forget something? How about you just don't buy it, instead of being a fucking baby?
>>340479021
It's a free-market. They're free to do whatever they want, if that means gaining in roads with minorities, at the expense of losing a few straight white males, who more than likely would have not bought their product, then so be it.
>>340479656
>same people that support Trump to be part of the meme.
>He thinks supporting Trump is a meme
Oh, boy are you in for fun times in November.
I can't wait for when this game is released and is actually really good, god-tier even, the "Apologize" threads will come raving forth like a swarm of flies to an arrow.
>>340479094
>>340479328
This reminds of me of that anti sjw/ sjw image with the mask.
>>340479656
>implying people don't unironically support trump
You're a fucking idiot.
You really think he got this far on a meme?
HE WON THE NOMINATION A MONTH EARLY!
>>340479806
I know. Go Hillary! I've been registering a shit ton of minorities!
>>340471852
Looks like Jet Set Radio or Sunset Overdrive got stylistically raped and made serious/unironic. I mean those games were over the top and colorful and their stories/gameplay reflected that, but this game has presumably a serious plot and characters still, which makes the uber faggot style and characters 50x more unbearable.
Also, is that a fucking headscarf? Kek just fuck my shit up senpai
>>340478968
Why has no one given the girl a goat yet?
>>340479806
there is real Trump support and just post animu pic with Trump hats.
Trump generals are 90% shitposting 9% hilary shills and 1% good discussion
>>340474205
And in flies grandpa on the family computer to lay the smacketh down on absolutely no one that cares
>>340480025
Please, I am voting Hillary myself, but there's no denying the Trump force here.
>>340479841
>flies to an arrow
I don't know this saying
>>340480065
>but this game has presumably a serious plot and characters still
you haven't bought the game, we haven't even seen the trailers yet.
>>340480136
4chan, yes, but out there. Hell no. They're delusional if they think Trump is going to win.
>>340479806
>>340479990
Not that anon, but the next american president could be a nigger tranny and I wouldn't give a fuck, I mean, why should I care? I don't even vote in my own country.
>>340480065
part one had a sense of humor and didn't take its self too seriously. there were quite a few moments humurous parts, especially during hacking people.
>>340480191
Not just any flies, these type of flies would swarm you and try to fuck you up if you ever have even a single arrow in you.
They're called Time Flies.
Time flies like an arrow.
>>340480192
It's going to be semi serious and grounded and "realistic", I can guarantee it. It may have a more "fun and EBIN!!! XD" tone to it but they aren't going to do the thing they should do and go full Saints Row with it otherwise the trailers would have quite obviously reflected it.
>>340471852
>they actually went full-on marketing exec "HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HACKERS?"
The absolutely out of touch madmen.
>>340475590
>Rockstar will never make a game based on 90s style hackers with a lot of wit and fun and actually good game design
>>340480395
Time is a way to measure something
You guys where so hyped for the game when it was first shown at E3, even calling Ubisoft the winenr and all. Calling it the Ghost in the Shell of video games.
What happened?
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