>accused of a crime he didn't commit
>decides to become a cop murdering, hacking, car thieving, gangster killing, hacktivist
someone didn't really think this through
k
Aiden did pretty much the same thing
>I want to avenge this horrible murder
>Kills hundreds of people with families
really makes youstinkhuh
Lejun: the game
>>340423550
what I loved about Watch Dogs is how for the majority the enemies you fight are fucking security guards
i.e no one that had anything to do with some grand conspiracy just blue collar guys trying to put food on the plate for a wife and a kid
but mister ballcap is angry so he caves their skulls in
din du NUFFIN
>pepe frog and horse mask in trailer
>parody troll face
>overall "fellow kids" wannabe meme cringefest
Did Aisha Tyler write this game?
But...
Blacks don't live in San Francisco.
Holy fuck ubisoft is so goddamn out of touch it's hilarious
This seems to be a retarded recurring issue with gta inspired games.
>Try to make protagonist some downtrodden likable person who is only trying to avenge themselves.
>Gameplay consists of murdering people as the meat and potatoes of the game.
>watchdogs
>ever
>>340423740
>>340423894
@_@
>>340424461
RECOIL, NOT LIKE SHOOTING IN A VIDEOGAME HUH?
>>340423306
Any GTA clone where you don't play as a criminal is bound to thematically clash, since the core of the genre is the ability to steal cars (hence the name).
The hacktivist is the worst part of that description
Hacktivists are beyond insufferable
>>340423306
>muh oppression
>justify murderous rampage
would be better if the MC is a career criminal like GTA, who hacks just for fun or too climb in criminal ranks
>>340423708
When I saw the original trailer, I thought it was going to be about taking down bad guys using phone hacking skills and some form of disguise, stealth or camouflage if possible. But it really let me down. And I was coming off a Boondock Saints kick that time.
THIS SUMMER
ACCUSED OF A CRIME HE DIDN'T COMMIT
>"I didn't do it!"
Huh? He just became punished like snake
>>340428128
>not I'm the hacker now
the animations in the trailer were horrendous, it's going to be shit
but he's black so it's okay.
that how it works.
JOHNSON WHERE IS THE TEXTURE FILE FOR OUR NEW PROTAGONIST
>Oh fuck
>Open old protag's texture
>Select brown and flood fill the skin areas
>Done
>Collect paycheck
>>340423306
last game was even worse
>aiden hacks bank accounts for huge sums of money
>niece gets killed and suddenly gains some sense of twisted morality
>starts beating the shit out of/killing petty thieves
>>340424016
>pepe
where?
For one thing how retarded were Ubisoft to think "Hacktivist" is something that people actually want to be, it's like saying you want to grow up and Occupy Wall Street.
Also the MC looks like a powerful Filipino which is hilarious
What is it with games wanting you to play as niggers these days?
>>340425083
>troubles?
I won't play the game because the main character is a nigger and the game is set in San Francisco.
>>340425593
Actually, it's exactly like it.
>>340424630
The explicitly state that it's up to you whether or not you kill people or not.
Neuromancer vidya when
>>340428128
>I'M IN CTRL NOW
>>340424412
he's from oakland
>>340428829
I bet /k/ had a blast with this scene. I wish I saw the threads.
>>340423550
Aiden's identity didn't revolve around being black. It revolved around him trying to correct and take revenge on the people behind the demise of his niece. His character was flawed and he knew that in the end. This character revolves around being black and trying to fight "the system" for being wrongly prosecuted.
dead game.
next big flop.
>>340423306
Really should be a pure stealth/escape game with gadgets to manipulate things, and the chance to pick up guns to take on more important enemies if you want to kill them. Like Mirror's Edge, but better.
>>340428910
>Killing people doesn't have an impact on the game until the end where you have a choice to kill people. You also probably won't survive unless you do
IT'S A CHOICE, Y-YOU CHOSE TO BE BAD THE CHARACTER ACTUALLY IS A VERY NICE GUY
You can't make killing everybody the easiest option and provide a shit ton of ways to do just that and say it was a choice.
>>340425083
>>340423894
>>340423740
>>340429357
There's a stun gun, plus hacking capabilities.
There are non lethal modes of play.
Not even trying to shill, just saying what the devs claimed.
>>340423306
>expecting good writing in an ubisoft game
>>340429549
at least theyre up to date
>>340429690
hello fellow kids
>>340429690
(((Cringe)))
wait
do you even shoot people in this?
>>340429930
You hit them with a bucket of fried chicken on the end of a rope.
>>340429690
Woah... When is this cool video game coming out, bro? It's like COD, but open world right?
>>340423306
>It's about racial profiling and social justice
>>340428829
>How to spot the no funs faggot
>>340429690
Hello fellow /v/ board poster, this game looks amazing and hip, what is it?
>>340430031
And the badguys try to catch the rope and put it around your childlike and well-meaning neck. Kind of like jump rope I guess
>>340429690
>a button with fuckin pi on it
literally "us nerds and hackers, huh?"
>>340423306
>>accused of a crime he didn't commit
If you look at FBI crime statistics, he probably did commit it.
>>340428829
What movie is that from and where can I see the images on their own?
>>340425083
Are you perturbed by my feigning ignorance?
>>340429690
would smash laptop/10
>>340430483
He might be the one in a million chance though
>>340428610
Would you leave a rotten world to its own devices or use your power for righteous justice?
>>340430483
>>340430552
Stop being so racist, blacks don't commit ALL the crime.
>>340430552
It's far easier for me to assume they are all criminal scum and pray for the police to eradicate them
>>340430687
Your right, beans commit about 25% of it even though many of those are listed as "white hispanic"
You don't have to kill anybody though, as for the other examples...wouldn't you break the law in some way if you had no other options?
>>340429690
grettings fellow 4channers! This game looks radical as crap and I can't wait to play it on my PlayStation 4 with some Dorritos ( Onion cream Master Race )
Skate on, /v/ictorious teens!
>>340430823
I'm okay with this, why would I want to play as that fat balding piece of shit?
Hello fellow /v/ board poster, this game looks amazing and hip, what is it?
>>340430782
Why do you crackas commit so much crime?
>>340430489
It's an episode of SVU centered around feminism in video games
>>340429690
Epic fail and triforce of mouse pointers... I thought you guys were overestimating how out of touch Ubi is, do you guys think they're doing this on purpose?
Is this what happens when people who have little to no idea of how diverse the collective of subcultures are that they just lump everything into generic protester lifestyle and belief hackers?
I'm triggered by this cultural appropriation
>>340430483
>muh statistics
If you were on trial for a crime you didn't commit would you use "Judge, I'm white and us whites don't commit crimes as much as them niggers. Absolve me, cuck." as a defense?
>>340430489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2klLy8r8Ro
>>340431602
If I was I was arrested in a room full of nigger apes who were far more likely to commit the crime than I and who practice racial homogeneity in order to protect the herd then yeah I would probably use exactly that argument.
>>340429112
How much?
>3 days until E3
>Still no actual collage
Fug
>>340431768
"Mr Anon, you know explicit racism is not evidence?"
Jesus, you are fucking stupid.
>>340428910
Uh-huh. Just like how we could completely control and plan out assassinations in AC. Or how they state on the box of the first AC that the civs will either "help or hinder you" based on how you played
>>340428128
kek
>>340429112
Whatever, The Fugitive is still way better than US Marshalls
>>340431957
He's still right though fag. Go cry to your fag twitter clique.
>>340423550
>>340423306
LUDO
NARRATIVE
DISSONANCE
YOU UNEDUCATED FUCKS
>>340433063
not really, especially when the game rocked a good/evil meter
this game is AIDS
>>340431989
it wass the one armed man
>>340431957
>explicit racism
Statistics are racist now?
>>340431904
what are you talking about? There are a couple fags that keep trying to do a 2016 squilliam and another guy trying to do a 2016 desert bus. Hopefully someone comes up with a new concept this time
>>340423306
>accused of a crime he didn't commit
>fucks everyone up
how familiar
>>340433016
He may be, but trying that shit in court is a one way ticket to jail.
>>340433383
No, but saying "I DIN DU NUFFIN BECAUSE NIGGERS LOL!" is.
>>340429930
Why wouldn't you shoot people in this?
>>340431768
You would be arrested and prosecuted based on evidence, not statistics you stupid fuck.
who the fuck thought this was a good Idea? Its like the dance scene from spiderman 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzlbaMboCiM
>>340433080
he looks 100% mexican
>>340434464
>dance scene from Spider-Man 3
Thanks for reminding me that shit exists, asshole. Although you're right about how bad it is.
>>340434708
It's the shitty Ubisoft lighting. He looked Asian in the leaked pictures because of the lighting too.
>>340434464
>3D printed semiauto pistol
>Looks like a retarded cross between 92FS and a G32
>Fires caliber larger than .22
>Main weapon is a poolball on a rope
Why doesn't this nig just hack himself a gun?
>>340434886
not just the color, his facial features are mexican
>>340435014
No those are black features
>>340435002
>3D printed semiauto pistol
Does it follow the retarded no guns logic, where it pops out of a 3D printer fully formed, with no need of springs or other metal parts that a #D printer is incapable of making?
>>340435349
I guess I'm wrong but he looks like one of those hipster blacks.
>Ubi can't tell the difference between a black and a Mexican
>>340435256
No idea, just going by the intro video it was printed out of a plastic extrusion printer and isn't retardedly bulky like 3d printed plastic zip guns.
>>340423708
Did you actually scan any of them? Most of the Blume security guards were mercs that had criminal backgrounds.
Best looking hacker coming through
I'd rather have a Open World GiTS game instead, hacking, beating up, arresting, chillin and schlikety schlooing with my fellow lesbians and pondering things all day erry day
>>340435256
Pops out ready to go, even manages to get a functioning slide and breech printed right into it.
>>340431602
>us whites
Clearly you're not one of us.
>>340428351
that's nowhere near as funny
>>340434464
>3-D printed gun
So is it like a single-use pistol or some shit?
Would it be that hard for him to just find an actual gun in the US of A?
>>340436014
too bad all we got was a shitty shooter instead
>>340436181
The line in the movie is "I am de captain now"
Would make more sense in context as "I am de hacker now"
>>340434464
Nigga might as well just make a shotgun out of a pipe.
who is the worst publisher and why is it ubisoft
EA is half the cancer that ubisoft represents
>>340436067
Well, thanks for being predictably retarded Ubisoft.
>>340436265
Remember, this game takes place in the future when the jews won and took everyone's guns away.
>>340423306
we wuz dindus
>>340435590
Well, they did put mountains in the background of Chicago in the first Watchdogs. And their map of the U.S. in The Crew looked like this.
>>340436265
Well the game IS set in Commiefornia
>>340429690
How can they be this way? I'm over 30 and find this incredibly cringeworthy, they cannot be so out of touch can they. Or this some +50 exec who tells them to do it like this or some shit?
>>340436506
Easily Ubisoft. EA has never even been that bad, and their games are generally quite good. Ubisoft consistently puts out games that are literal reskins (Far Cry Primal using the same map as FC4 for example) that are always completely broken every time (look at The Division, and the funny part is that every update has been breaking the game even more to the point where they recently had to postpone a dlc release because it wasn't working with the current version of the game).
>>340437004
Normalfags love this shit.
>>340423306
HOL UP
>smacks lips
SO WHACHA SAYIN IS
>gangsta grips phone
THAT WE CAN HACKZ AND SHIEET?
>literal dindu
wew lads
>>340437004
i think they are french
I can't believe the protag of the last game is a meme sprouting retard
>>340429690
How can they be this out of touch with the world? I can't remember the last time I heard Epic Fail used unironically. Shit I can't even the remember the last time I heard it ironically.
Edgy
>>340438136
I believe it's intentional cringe humor, the first game was full of tired as fuck memes as well
>>340429690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8
>>340437138
Is it like when they watch Big Bang Theory and they think they're smart because they understand "le nerd culture? "
>>340423306
Did they intend to make the most hipster protagonist in the history of everything?
>laptop with meme stickers
>way he dresses(glasses, buttons, etc.)
>slaps people with an 8-ball flail
>a 3d-printed blinged out pistol
>>340438572
pretty much.
>>340438454
Something like that I guess.
>How should i prove that im innocent
>I know! I shoot and kill anyone who tries to catch me!
for a libtard company ubisoft does enjoy guns huh
>>340428747
What's the square root of bad, anon? It's you, you are the epicenter of cool and bad.
>>340438862
Yes or no mother fucker
>>340437775
>Angriest white guy this side of Doomguy with a tragic backstory and is just a downer most of the time
>somehow the game still has him posting internet memes like "u mad bro" on billboards
No idea what they were thinking.
Literally the only reason /v/ is mad is because the MC is black.
Seriously fuck off.
>>340434464
what i really like about this trailer is that it didn't show a fucking thing about the actual game.
>>340429690
>its not ebin
Get on with the times grandpa-ubi. Also no ES or spurdo, cannot be hacky then.
>>340439319
thats because its not the game trailer. theyve got one on the same channel.
>>340423306
It's a Robin Hood kind of thing maybe? It'd be interesting if he just hired a really competent lawyer and turned it into a procedural lawyer game kinda like those "objection!!" games on DS but high-res and on PC. You'd hire detectives, possibly bribe cops for leads and what not. Then you need to buy clothes 'cause you need to have you and your client look presentable and all that jazz.
Shit I dunno, man.
https://youtu.be/MnXKuhJzPj0?t=24m18s
>>340439727
>Execute the biggest hack in history
So the game is about killing Peter Molyneux?
>>340423306
I just watched the stream, they said you can play the whole game without killing anyone.
>>340423306
That is literally the modern liberal mindset. They have no concept of how they could ever be wrong about anything so they think they're justified doing whatever they want.
>>340439727
>The biggest hack in history
My fucking sides. This sounds like something a middle schooler would write on deviant art.
>San Francisco
>Black protagonist
>Hacker
>Da Gubberment is Ebil
They really couldn't be any more transparent with this, could they?
>>340433063
cool you know a pretentious word
>>340440317
Molyneux is long gone. It's Todd's word now, bby.
>>340434464
this isnt that bad, but whats really getting to me are those comments
>BRING BACK AIDEN, NO AIDEN NO BUY
are you fucking kidding me, aiden was a boring generic piece of shit
>>340436706
is the crew dogshit like every other ubisoft title or does it have redeeming qualities?
>>340440916
i like todd though
i could never hate those beautiful blue eyes
>>340436706
holy shit can you actually drive from one coast to the other? looks pretty cool actually
>>340441986
it's small as shit actually
and you gotta climb/unlock towers along the way
>>340441986
It's a shrunk down version of the USA. It takes only a couple of hours to go from coast to coast
>>340423306
but what if, OP, Ubisoft takes a lesson from last year's GOTY Undertale, and if you play the game and be a lawful good character, you get a scripted and contrived good ending.
of course, this is still fantasy anyway when this game hits, just throwing a curveball.
>>340440317
>>340440686
Read again. It says "biggest hack OF THE history"
>>340429690
y'know, id actually be on board if they portrayed an accurate depiction of a 2016 black man who likes memes
his laptop should be covered in black twitter shit
"WHEN U TRYNA HACK BUT UR RATCHET SIDE HO BE THROWIN U MAD SHADE "
>>340440187
>it is buzzword, it is buzzword, it is buzzword and it is buzzword
what a fucking retard
also, video unavailable
>>340429690
its REALLY easy to fix this, just make it ironic. cover it in ironic mlg and filthy frank tier shit and teens will eat it up
of course it will be outdated in 3 years but its better than stale memes from 8 years ago
>>340442446
Yeah, the link is EU only apparently, don't know if there is a mirror
Can someone help me understand the hate against this guy? All I know is that he was accused of a crime he didn't commit so he goes against the system or something but I didn't think that was only a black thing.
Is his character like stereotypical or anything,besides being named marcusdon't really understand.
>>340443164
just /pol/ racism and ironic shitposting as usual. the whole idea of someone being incorrectly profiled by CtOS and being forced to go off the grid sounds interesting but they fucked it up with the san fran indie "hello fellow teenagers" motif
>>340443534
Yeah I kinda agree on that last part, but I heard since a lot of people hated Aiden's character at least that I remember, since they said he had no emotions and is just a bland character
they changed it so the protagonist would have more character but seems too off and weird
>>340443164
He dresses like a 12 year old is the reason I hate him, also he's going to inevitably be a bland character with no redeeming qualities.
>Le epic fail sticker on laptop
He embodies all hipster culture that should be burned alive, and since he lives in san fran he'll probably be a gay
>>340423306
>>340423740
>>340429690
>>340439727
>this fucking everything
>>340423306
>everyone hated the lack of character our last protagonist had
YAAAAY
>also he's black
SHIT CHARACTER, REMOVE UBISOFT
>>340438862
Is that Dragon's Dogma?
>>340443817
>>340443886
he's literally poochie in every sense of the word
i'm guessing he's like that because he was collectively written by 12 writers and one executive who kept saying "MORE HIP, MORE PROACTIVE"
Is /v/ saying it's cringeworthy because it doesn't have vaporwave, ironic shit, and anime everywhere?
>>340430923
I don't want to play as a nigger too.
>>340424630
Only game that really avoided this was Sleeping Dogs, since it was hella Wuxia, so most non-mission fights (and several mission fights) were just martial arts.
When that game handed you a gun, you knew shit was going down.The fucking wedding mission, Jesus.
>>340445901
That's because you're a racist ppeace of a shit
>>340423550
Are you retarded?
>I want to avenge this murder of MY DAUGHTER by killing hundreds of criminals who are related to the incident
Literally nothing wrong with that.
>>340433063
>give it a name
>suddenly it's no longer a problem
Whatever you say, anon.
>AYO HOL UP HOL UP
*murders 400 police officers*
>YOU FINNA TELL ME
*steals tens of thousands of dollars*
>I DONE BEEN ACCUSED OF A CRIME I AIN'T COMMITTED?
*hotwires 40 cars*
>>340430923
How else am I meant to self insert?
>>340447375
He's so skinny, how is he going to fight? At least Aiden had some mass to him.
>>340428128
To be fair, Somalians are more likely to be hackers than San Francisco hipsters
>>340447649
Steve Urkel knows Kung fu faggot
>>340447375
At least you tried.
>>340447649
Aiden had no substance
>>340447375
I think this image is distorted, I mean his left arm looks deformed
>>340425083
>annoyances?
Wait... They actually made a Watch Dogs 2?
>>340428829
If you can't name every game this goes through you are not a real gamer.
>>340447118
Niece, but yeah. Aidan was still a prick, just a prick without the heavy 'Fuck 'The Man" spin
>>340429690
Who the fuck is the target audience of this game?
>>340429041
I laughed pretty hard when they mentioned that.
angry young black man accused of a crime, big surprise he is from Oakland.
>>340448368
Gamers, so obviously not /v/
>>340448368
Leddit
>>340429690
>Hacker
>Virus
Holy shit what are they doing?
>>340448564
Mr robot is good
>>340448987
I agree, can't wait for season 2
>>340448987
>>340449118
Looks like i've caught myself a few Mr reddits!
>>340440916
how is he hack if he has never done anything good?
>>340449118
I watched half of the episodes of the first season on a plane trip just recently and now I need to get around to finishing it.
>>340449229
LOL EPIC!!!! :))))))
>>340449229
>people like a critically acclaimed show
>B-better call them reddit so I look unique and fit in r-right?
>>340423306
>Character is smart enough to hack
>Strong enough to defend himself or even engage in combat
>Skilled with all kind of weapons without any training
>Average charisma
>Above the average sex appeal
>Gets the girl
>Ubisoft didn't want to make the hacker an obese neckbeard with an anime t-shirt
Why? Just give us some light hearted GTA clone. You can even let the fat dude have bullettime and all that parcours shit. Not to mention in a game with an MC like that, noone would give a fuck if the story was silly and made no sense.
>>340449618
No, it needs to be an EBIN DARK storyline with DEEP SOCIAL COMMENTARY
>>340428128
saved for future WE-posting
can anyone please be so kind and post the wojak image where he breathes in deeply, nostrils enlarged? I don't have it saved, and it's exactly how I feel in this very second. Thank you in advance, anon
>>340423306
>black guy from Oakland
>hacktivist
sure
Do you think he says "ask" or "ax"
>>340446903
The wedding mission was intense, too badthe game goes way downhill after that
>>340434464
I don't think I've purchased a ubisoft title in 10 years.
>>340428649
both of those faggots look like they'd go down in one punch
>>340449483
Only true 4channerz keep away from pop culture shit WE R LEEGUN
>>340434464
It's not terrible its just kinda silly
Like when a rapper tries to make a Nerdy XD video.
Which from the looks of it, It is.
>>340449846
If he's breathing in deeply, why would his nostrils be enlarged?
>>340429690
Watchdogs should have been like pic related with an art direction of that of the prediction of the future of technology from the 80's/early 90's.
The main antagonist could have been like a mix of AI and corrupt communications data or some shit.
>>340423306
Honestly it's a win-win situation for him, either he secures the ultimate chimp out and takes down the white man or he gets shot to death and it starts another chimp out riot anyway.
How can white boys compete?
>>340448368
Bernie supporters
>>340423708
Blume's security guards are mercenaries and criminals
>>340439727
Heh
But seriously Spookies is best vidja Hackers.
>>340450193
>you will never take down the city's ruling class with your trust powerglove
Really like the fantasy elements they are intruding into this game by having a black hacker in it!
>>340439202
kek
>>340450457
>hacking is intense puzzle sections with a time limit
>start hacking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y3pspnwyoM
>>340423306
You can't crack an egg without making a few omelets first
>>340449618
Oh god that would have been hilarious
Have the black guy be a friend
>hey dawg, how's it goin?
>SHUT THE FUCK UP MARCUS
>wow man, calm you horses, watchu doin?
>I SAID SHUT UP
>who you hacking this time, come on buddy tell me
>remember that asshole that said wad talking shit about Nep?
>ooooh, you got him?
>hell yeah I got him, he's gonna fucking die, nobody talks shit about my waifu!
>dis I gotta see
And the mission to kill the asshole who shittalked your waifu begins
>>340449926
he'll be full ghetto but throw out memes and leet speak to show how hip he is
after missions he'll dab and then take a selfie
is he right?
>>340436626
>when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
Bravo
>>340450962
Nobody "misses" Aiden he was just an objectively better character who's entire existence didn't revolve around "muh race" and non-existent, racist ideology that white cops somehow oppress blacks.
>>340436067
>>340435256
>>340435002
don't think it's literal
>>340450962
>If it was still aiden yall would be bitching
Doesn't that prove nobody "misses" Aiden? Leave it to a nigger to contradict himself literally one sentence later.
>>340451165
He's better than a character you only judge based on his skin color?
Hahahaha man you racist crack me up.
>>340433063
How does naming the problem make it go away, you fucking retard?
>>340450648
Man, just like the whole idea would have been amazing.
>slum areas looking like something straight outta Robocop
>massive piles of 80's neon in the city centre,
>patrolling robots that have purposely distorted effects to make it look like old CGI
Like they've really missed a golden chance here for something FUN.
>>340450962
Maybe some people would bitch but that guy being the lead couldn't possibly be as badly received as this one, simply because he's not a nigger. A lot of people would prefer to not play as one.
>>340451450
His story is literally the inspiration behind the Black Lives Matters movement.
Are you telling me the 80% of black people that disagree with BLM are also "racist"?
>>340451910
We call those people racists
You can play the hundred games a year that star white protagonist and not this game.
>>340451165
So because he's black and been accused of a crime, now his whole character revolves around his race?
We've literally seen nothing of this guy except that he's black and he has a motive to become a hacker. You know, all we need to know at this point, months before the game releases.
Can you /pol/ shits please go back to your containment board?
>>340452234
nigger
>>340451450
It's like you're an illiterate triggers tumblr shitposter
>>340452523
Holy fuck
Was that sentence meant to be English?
>>340450819
It doesn't even have to be your waifu. Maybe your enemy shittalked your favourite video game. The story more or less writes itself and it would actually be a fun idea.
Hell, the tutorial level could involve doing chores around the house first and picking up groceries from the store since your mom doesn't allow you to take the van before you've done them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1jKN4HoHPs&t=25m2s
>lolzy
>edgy
>memes
>>340452234
Yes, and we call those people the vast majority of players. But you're right, most of them will be sure to play other games instead of this one. Not sure what that has to do with the post you quoted though, are you trying to say they shouldn't be voicing their dissatisfaction because they can play other things?
>>340424412
But they do.
/Bayview/
>day time still looks like a bad ps3 game
>>340452812
>Majority
Not even.
>>340423306
>black guy
instantly unplayable.
>>340452982
How so? Sites reported that Ubisoft's last major game had character chreation and pretty much everyone was playing as whites even though they could have played as niggers too. They'd prefer not to.
>>340450962
He is a smart guy.
>>340436265
its because store owners keep records of gun purchases, so if a gun is used at a crime, police can check the records and find out who bought that gun.
hence why most criminals get guns via illegal means.
>>340450962
BRUH
Nothing wrong with that. You can't opress people and not expect retaliation.
>>340453112
Because he stole the computer/console?
>>340453112
GTA: SA was unplayable?
why are so many threads being made about this, the same thing happened with the first game, after it was released nobody made a thread about it, zero fucks given
>>340453310
Racist are not the majority of white people. Are you daft? Creating a character that looks like you doesn't make you racists.
Normal White/Black/Asian/Hispanic people have no issues playing as other races if it's in the narrative.
WE WUZ HACKS N SHIET
>>340442251
Frogs in charge of spelling
>>340452750
Great
Also include a bunch of 80s and 90s sci-fi stuff
Like a bunch of dudes straight out of the matrix movies
>Neo wannabe decides he can dodge bullets
>actually does it
>turn out it was sone Metal Gear shit like Fortune had in MGS2
If there's one thing I learned from the Division is to not believe Ubisoft's lies anymore. I know it took me fucking forever but now I'm done. I'll buy this game when it's 5€ on g2a because Ubisoft will NOT be able to deliever
>>340453810
saved.
>>340453964
>buying it at all
pirate it like any sane person
>>340452779
HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS
>>340453707
I called them people who'd prefer to not play as niggers. You said your kind calls them racists. You're calling yourself daft there, Jamal.
Don't compare other races to yours. Notice the massive hate whenever a black person is the lead. That's usually missing for other non-caucasian protagonists. No one at all complained about Faith in ME, Wei Shen in Sleeping Dogs (asians), Jade in BG&E (tan skin, fantasy world), Connor in AC3 (native american), Altair from AC1 (arab) or the prince from Prince of Persia (persian obviously) etc etc, people don't mind. It's just niggers they really don't want.
>>340453810
stupid
>>340452779
holy shit the likes
they absolutely have the entire company like the video
>>340449952
Not from you though.
>>340453707
>Beating up a strawman you created
Must be tiring.
Vast majority of players, when given all options, choose to play as white characters
You:
THATS RACIST
NOT ALL PLAYERS ARE RACIST LIKE YOU
You are literally arguing against the released statistics of player choices. Nobody likes playing as blacks, not even blacks. Fuck off nigger.
>>340450457
it's so bad
>>340428639
No way is pepe in there, you'd see it pasted all over /v/
You're getting bullshitted.
Its like a game from the 90s somehow became a AAA title
>>340449618
I can't relate to that
>>340429348
Yes exactly. Give him a taser at most, and play up the "for the lulz" (fucking cringe, by the way) angle. More hackable objects you can combine in interesting ways. Missions are more hitman like sandboxes. Expanded parkour platforming moveset. A much better game.
This shit show is only getting bigger and the only thing that i can do is laugh at it.
WEWUZ IT GUIZE
>>340423306
BUT HE DINDU NUFFIN!
You know what the sad part about this is?
Normies will actually buy it again even if the first one was horribly boring and broken on release.
Just like they did with The Devision
God fucking damn it how many copies did that shit sell
>>340440317
upboated
>>340436067
Watch when James Thompson returns from the wherever to claim videogames are now teaching our children to make their own guns...
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*hacks KFC*
SO U BE SAYIN
*hacks the welfare office*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*hacks away his felony record*
WE GON BE
*hacks purple drank machine*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*hacks KFC again*
SO WE GON BE
*hacks paternity test results*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*hacks second welfare account*
SOM FINNA
*hacks worldstar*
SO WE GON BE
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*hacks KFC for the third time*
SOM FINNA
*smacks lips*
HACKERS N SHEEEEEIT?
GUYS GUYS JUST THINK
think in the amount of teenaged playing this game and like "I'm going to be a hacker in real life, cuz we legion"
and then they find out how programming and hacking really works
holy shit I wish I could see they faces
/pol/ was right
pol is always right
>>340456150
It was broken?
>>340454801
>500GB storage
Sweet mercy, that's fuck-all these days.
I've got just that amount of tasteful erotica saved, let alone a reaction image library.
>>340423306
I think the difference is that they aren't spinning him as a Justice-Seeking Batman figure.
If you really can hack anyone, steal their funds, their car, whatever then it seems like their group is more morally grey than Aiden's group.
Which is fine by me...
HACK THE PLANET MAAAAAAN
>>340428639
Here
>>340448368
The elephant in the room is that games are made and marketed for children and teenagers. Those of us who grew up with games as kids, but are now grown adults, feel more and more alienated by the bland samey mediocre modern AAA gaming industry. WD2 is the latest example. Games aren't made for us anymore.
>>340450193
Yes exactly, with outrun music and wide skyscraper cityscapes and flying cars and cel-shaded graphics and skytrains and platforming between buildings and shit.
>>340434464
What song tho?
I always wonder how 4chan racist even function outside. Assuming they leave their houses that is.
A shame he looks like a skinny douchebag.
Why not a female hacker?
>>340454801
seriously?
That's a blog post on a new site.
>>340458874
Are you stupid? How would not liking niggers hinder anyone's everyday life? Similarly a lot of people don't like mosquitoes but that doesn't mean they walk the streets cursing at them and pulling out a spray of Raid from their pockets every time they see one. But just because they don't actively show it doesn't mean they don't want every one of them to disappear.
>>340423306
Its easy to explain.
>Nigger
There, explained.
>>340460001
Don't trigger the nigger with your words, he might get violent.
>>340446903
Truly, the better dog-inspired game.
>>340434708
Mexican-American with a touch of nigger probably.
>>340423306
So what you are saying is he literally Dindu nuffin?
>>340436330
the cavia game on the ps2 is pretty fun
>>340447118
>Literally nothing wrong with that.
Except for the fact that Aiden is the entire cause of it happening in the first place, and then he proceeds to traumatize his nephew and sister. All because he wanted a decent lump of money from a mob boss.
>mfw his cqc weapon is a pool ball on a rope
>>340439727
>of the history
BRAVO UBISOFT
>>340461949
These are called monkey balls.
>>340439727
We finally get to kill Hideo Kojima?
>>340439727
what the fuck is this, Mr. Robot?
![[OZC]Ghost in the Shell S.A.C. 2nd GIG E16 'Another Chance'.mkv_snapshot_05.27_[2014.04.19_14.37.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OIYwph0.jpg "[OZC]Ghost in the Shell S.A.C. 2nd GIG E16 'Another Chance'.mkv snapshot 05.27 [2014.04.19 14.37.41]")
>>340436014
>Open World GiTS game
Never ever;-;
>>340461949
>>340462119
Monkey Fists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DsCxarlpN0
Who here waiting for the inevitable butthurt when a video of the protag executing degenerates/Canadians comes out again only its with this new minority protag doing the executing, oh man, thats gonna be a riot to see Kotaku try and process that
>>340439727
Deadsec? As in the guys the game repeatedly made fun of in the first round?
Why the fuck would I want to play as them? Fuck I'd rather play as Defalt.
>>340423740
>[Deleted]
>>340439727
I really want to think this is retarded on purpose.
This shit's worse than a hacker movie.
>>340450962
I liked Aiden. He wasn't particularly original but I didn't think he was ill fitting for the game or anything.
I don't want to play as a fucking teenage wannabe. Black, white, hispanic or jewish. I don't care. It's a shitty concept.
>People will actually pay Ubisoft to role play a nigger in yet another downgraded AAA piece of crap game
>>340424630
This is why I liked Sleeping Dogs to an extent, they made it mostly hand to hand to lessen causalities done on your end but still allowed you to shoot up enemies leaving firearms in certain areas and missions depending on the situation likeThe Wedding
>>340440691
>inb4 you kill a parody of Donald Trump
>>340464102
>Roleplay
>In a GTA game with "hacking"
For what purpose?
>>340423306
OOOOOOOOOH BOY. HASHTAG MEMES!
>>340439727
>Dedsec
Dedsec died with Clara since she was literally the leader of it all, how was it still around? Did Aiden decide to run it for fun?
>>340424016
>Did Aisha Tyler write this game?
holy shit anon you might be on to something
>>340461949
8 Ball or would that be too on the nose?
>>340423306
>dindu nuffin
>accused of doin sumfin
>decide to REALLY do sumfin
I dunno. Seems like appropriate nig logic.
>>340439727
>mfw someone asks me if I do the hacks
>>340465178
>these awful animations
>>340439727
Are we gonna hack the planet?
>>340429930
They said that you presumably can get through the the game non-lethally or just by hacking, because some fucking games jurnos asked questions like "I felt extremely uncomfortable murdering people in a video game because I'm a pussy. Can I just play this as a walking sim?"
Here's what's gonna happen: You're gonna stealth until you are discovered and then you are gonna murder everyone and complete the mission, because that's how every open-world game is today.
>>340439727
>HACK THE PLANET
just like my american hacker movies
>>340465178
Did pedestrians ever react violently to you in the first game, if at all?
Just looks like they're playing catch up with GTA.
>>340450962
Yes. I didn't really have a problem with Aiden, but most people at the time hated him cuz he had no emotions and said shit like
>muh monotone voice
>muh family
Now everybody misses him.
>>340465061
Well, ain't that how lots of marginalized groups feel? We all start out as children with no preconceived notions of the world, but then you start to hate groups because they treat you differently, while grouping up with people that cheer you on when you stick it to "the enemy"?
I mean, the reason why we hate SJW are because they are part of a group appropriating OUR culture. Whenever anyone says "I'm such a nerd XD", it's because they never have experienced what it's like to be called a nerd and ostracized.
>>340466137
No, never. They died from 1 shot anywhere, glitched the fuck out and runned away. Now they are saying they feel more alive. How alive are they going to feel when I see a dog chasing a man down for the 4123421th time?
>>340465178
>Literally complains about him being profiled
>Proceeds to insult them and piss them off.
>Still believes it's not his fault.
>>340450382
fucking yes
>>340466359
Boy, like real niggers.
I'm going to miss playing as Uncle Dad Batman. Kind of.Actually not really.
>>340466519
Tbone was ok. He had personality, I liked his design and his campaign was short but more similar to a proper story, with a nice beginning and conclusion.
I can't trust Ubisoft. They fuck everything up. So i'll wait for the shitty aspects of this game to go afloat and decide if pirate or not. And playing as a nigger it's a huge wall for me to enjoy this.
>>340466359
Honestly the more of it I see the more I want to play it.
Playing some fuck face dindu nuffin going around provoking, assaulting, and murdering innocent people while proclaiming his innocence is just funny as fuck to me.
>>340423306
literally every shadowrun plot hook
>>340423306
Makes sense to me.
>system is supposed to protect you
>instead it hurts you
>time to destroy the system
>sjw characters
>meme culture
>downgrade graphics
Why are we allowing this?
>>340467035
>sjw characters
Nigga we didn't see anyone but the protag.
>>340466773
Let's see how it pans out. There's a benefit to it being a game from a European developer, since they can put some distance on it and give it a raw, unfiltered experience.... and it's a pretty easy to create and antagonist that doesn't respect the protagonist, because he's black.
Honestly don't see a problem with the protag's race, just his style. This is literally the most millennial game I've ever seen. The protag and, shit, all the characters we've seen look absolutely cringeworthy and embarrassing.
Aiden was just as bad, though he was more about being an edgy and angsty middle-aged man. I was hoping for an improvement but this shit is just as bad.
WE WUZ HACKERZ N SHIET
how does ubisoft keep producing these shit games, who the fuck keeps buying them?
>accused of crime he didn't commit
>hacking
>not a crime
>vandalism
>not a crime
Anyone have that really old G4 comic about how they're 'cool' nerds with fauxhawks and shit and it ends with business men swimming in money after a fat lard goes to the mall for a makeover?
>>340450296
>mercenaries and criminals have no souls
>>340428829
>T2 spinfusor
Holy shit whoever did that is my nigga
>>340467748
Good shit. Thank you anon.
>>340433063
No Aidan is a murderous piece of shit even in the main story.
>>340467403
>be dindu
>accused of crime
>TO PROVE I'M NOT A CRIMINAL I'M GOING TO COMMIT CRIMES
I dunno just go with it.
>>340467143
>Muslim sidekick
>Inevitable tranny sidekick mid-game reveal
This reeks of affirmative action taking precedence over good writing.
>>340467403
>>340468119
Devs said you can do a non-lethal run through the game, so I guess that's the canon one.
>>340468213
>Muslim sidekick
literally fucking where
if you think it's the chick just because she wears her hood you are fucking retarded
>>340464434
I'm a trumpy wump but I want this to happen, it'd be funny
while all you total colon cancer fanboys love to shit post this game, i still stand by my statement of it having the best third person shooting in any action game in a long time
guns were lethal as fuck
The game looks dope you all autistic af get a fucking life
>>340468259
But he's still hacking, stealing money from people's accounts, and causing car crashes.
But I guess it's not a crime so long as it's done to people associated with whoever called him a criminal.
>>340468550
Forizzle my nizzle namean nomsayan?
>>340468465
Actually never thought about this. Hitman also has really realistic and lethal guns.The new one of course
>>340468558
Shiet nigga, that's true I guess.
Didn't they fucking learn from the first game where everybody complained about the story not fitting with the gameplay at all?
>>340468550I actually agree
pls don't attack me!
>>340468602
keep it [100] [100] [100] [ok handsign] [ok handsign] [ok handsign] boiii
>>340439727
This sounds like a game I'd come up with when I was 11.
>>340468719
>>340468259
I bet whether you go around murdering the bejeezus out of people or do the "nonlethal" approach the ending is going to be the same.
MC Dindu is going to be absolved of any and all wrongdoing.Or some fucking sequel hook since Ubi loves to milk their garbage for all it's worth
>>340467143
Im looking for the article that said that the creator of the character didnt want another generic white male, instead they were looking for a diversity characters, im not fucking with you
>>340458119
oh, shit.
>>340455163
look
>>340468550
I LIKE THESE DANK MEMES TOO, FELLOW GAMER! DON'T FORGET TO PRE ORDER THE LIMITED COLLECTORS EDITION AND SPEND YOU UBISOFT POINTS TO EARN MORE SICK INGAME ITEMS TO HACK EVERYTHING!
>>340468868
well that's the target audience
>>340466440
Nemissa and Mary are mine!
>>340429690
Why would pi ever be used in computing/programming for anything but generating a picture of a circle?
>>340468868
I like some ideas. I like the improvised weapon, I like the fact that he had to 3D print a weapon, I like some ideas that were shown, I like it how they at least CLAIM you can finish the game just by hacking shit up, not shooting one single bullet.
Too bad we get SJW bullshit forced into it.
the aren't even trying to hide that the target consumer is 15 year old "anonymous anarchists"
literally kids you see on the street saying "dude i'm part of anonymous!"
100% cancer
>>340453537
the most overrated game on /v/ I swear
>>340439071
laughing in real life.tiff
>>340424016
>>340458119
Lemme just dump some of the highlights
>>340429690
What do skulls have to with hacking?
>>340469881
>>340469145
>>340467035
>old internet culture
>epic win/fail
>things written with "z"s
>"dank memes"
>nigger protagonist "edgy","raw","underground"
>literal dindu nuffin
>>340470617
Do they have some machine to make these?
3D PRINTED GUNS
HACKER CULTURE
ANARCHY
MEMES
all direct quotes from devs.
Also gunplay looks as dead boring as the first
>>340470617
LULZ, DEVIATION OF L-O-L
*van explodes*
>>340454801
>500 gig hard drive
> Ha ha I wonder how old is this.
> Ali's funeral
>...?
Cant wait for the ubisoft E3 memeconference
>>340470617
I miss lulz
>>340470842
>3D PRINTED GUNS
Boy I can't wait to see how they misrepresent that.
I fully expect 3D printed .50 caliber machineguns and bazookas from this shit show.
>>340429690
I think I saw this nigger hanging out near the local high school
>>340470842
3D printed guns are interesting. If you need weapons and can't purchase one, make sense you get some shady blueprint online and print it out yourself.
Rest of course I totally agree,
>it's all just memes and that's it
>no violent gang that kills successful or happy people, screeching loudly in unison when attacked
>no gang with bright hair and mixed masculine and feminine clothes that can occasionally gang up on you in a dark alley with Down With Cis shirts and nailed baseball bats
>no undercover neo-nazi group that identify each other by yelling "WE" and replying with "WUZ", saying "at least I'm not black..." when they die
>no graffiti gang that wears colorful animal masks and sprays walls with paintings of animal people fucking
>>340430823
Nice try, honky.
>>340471114
You guessed right.
>3D printed berettaglocks with metal slides and breeches that pop out of plastic extruders
>>340471114
Actually if they barely function ( if it all) like real life. It's create some interesting conceit for the game mechanics. Stuff like shotguns only been able to shoot 5 feet and heavy guns breaking after one or two shots is justified.
>>340471482
>create some interesting conceit for the game mechanics
>Ubisoft
Ehh I won't hold my breath
>>340471482
More likely fully functional future guns that pop out of plastic extrusion printers.
>>340471387
niggas be playing warcraft3
WE WUZ HAKKAS
>>340470853
BEEG LULZ
>>340471014
Since stormfront moved in a few years back, fun is banned.
Sorry anon.
>>340471424
Well, hopefully this means they won't recycle guns from Far Cry, Ghost Recon, and other shit.jk they totally will anyways
>>340471424
>IT JUST WORKS
Yeesh. Even CoD's 3d printed bullets were more believable than this.
I would have prefered a short haired dyke.
Why cant you just choose who you play as?
>>340472198
Anon, you silly! That would be good game design.
>>340429690
Oh Christ
HARDCORE HACKER
HACK YOU
>>340471525
DELETE THIS
>>340471525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8
>>340423306
>Black character that seems to.have white features.
>Ubi and milenials think it's progresive
>>340467583
>rapists and felonious criminals should be spared for serving the 1% NWO
>>340471653
>>340471593
Fuck, you're right.
Still I think the Idea works for games, you print off a gun, use it for a bit and then drop for something else.
>>340463173
Awful weapon for actually fighting with because you need space to swing and build momentum, and then if you miss the ball will probably swing and hit you.
I suppose it's alright for sneaking up on someone and blatting them in the head though.
>All the cops are white men
Ugh... is /pol/ leaking again?
*sigh*
>>340467240
It's ubi Montreal mang. Canadian dev outfit.
>>340440317
This is amazing hahaha *thumbs up*
Should've said kojima though.
>>340469145
Oh shit! Good catch, I was wrong.
>>340458170
I'd say games are marketed more towards young adults and teenagers more than children.
>>340458874
Why are you so bothered by racism on 4chan of all places?
>>340423306
>someone didn't really think this through
that's how most ubisoft decisions work
>>340423306
I just can't get over that fucking yoyo weapon that's supposed to be his trademark. So unbelievably goofy. I don't need a single additional piece of evidence (though that reveal had fucking plenty) to know this game will be utter shit, regardless of what the main character's skin color is.
>>340429690
>tfw you're in charge of character designs
>tfw you're sick of ubisoft shit
>tfw you make an obvious shit post for concepts
>tfw the game designer likes it
>tfw you wanna kill yourself
>>340423550
Watch_Dogs was the story of a man seeking revenge for the death of his niece. And then revenge for people messing with his sister. And then revenge for the same people messing with his retarded nephew. And then revenge for his dead french canadian girlfriend.
>>340448368
normies, it has always been normies
>>340474945
Ironic shitposting taken to another level.
>>340470853
>"Who is this 4chan?"
I'm gonna pre-order it and 100% it just like I did the first one. I'll have a ton of fun, too.
>>340428829
I always thought the wilson weave on the tf2 guy was weird.
>>340475387
I'm more disappointed by the fact you're proud to be a consumer whore than I am that you enjoy Watch Dogs. It's like watching a pig roll around in slop.
>>340467748
Faux-hawks should be change to hitler youth haircuts, or undercuts as fags call it
>>340475686
Someone's gotta slut it up. I'm just stimulating the games economy.
>>340434464
When he jumps over the error boxes, lost it
>>340434464
Why do I want to play as some fucking young edgy kid that thinks he has this revolutionary view on world morals and the way society should be structured and shit.
>>340465178
>flips off and insults pedestrians on the street
>pedestrian throws the gayest fucking punch/slap
>dindu nuffin
>>340453373
he can mass hack and control cars, traffic lights and trigger steam valve explosions but he is defeated by walmart's fucking purchase history?
Is it just me, or did they remove the profiling? I didn't see info displayed non anyone the entire reveal.
>>340437453
to be fair that camera guy probably doesnt have the strength to pry that thing off anyway.
>>340477585
Some promotional shots seem to reveal that profiling is still in.
you forgot to talk about how he doesn't want the kid to watch him murdering people, thinks that violence is bad and all that shit that Ubi tried to do with Far Cry 3
>>340428829
https://youtu.be/Man1oy4Xh_0
>>340426939
>And I was coming off a Boondock Saints
What frat did you get into?
>>340452779
>Call it "Hello World"
>Don't feature the Hello World Script at all and have him fiddle with a command prompt with his thumb only and no keypad.
this is really getting unbearable now, and it's painfully transparent what ubisoft is doing because they're fucking idiots and started their marketing plan the day the trailer came out instead of building up to it as to not making it obvious.
from now until WD2 release there's going to be a lot of posts talking about how shitty WD1 was (where as before the trailer we got maybe 1 WD thread a month). They're also going to make posts about the memes in the game (pepe, horse head, etc) to try and keep the buzz going and make 4chan mad. They're also going to make threads pointing to the fact that they made a typo in the steam game description and try to make a meme out of that, and the fact that they tagged it in steam as an "anime game".
Along with this, as the reveal of more and more info trickles in about WD2, the WD1 hate threads are going to start to transition into "WD1 was pretty bad, but it looks like WD2 fixed most of the problems! Wasn't aiden just the worst?!"
The only thing I don't understand is why they didn't start the trashtalking WD1 phase of the marketing sooner.
>>340423306
it's current year and they are using troll face? what the fuck Ubisoft
>>340423550
meant this >>340479194 for you
>>340470889
This
We are all going to enjoy the cringe.
>>340443164
Literally nothing about how he acts has been revealed yet
He hasn't even talked yet
>>340439727
>>>
> Anonymous 06/08/16(Wed)22:13:23 No.340435014▶>>340435242
>>>340434886
>dedsec
but i wanted to play as the hacker on steroids, 4chan
>>340465690
>>340465873
No, anons. This time we'll HACK THE HISTORY!
>>340481319
>They're also going to make threads pointing to the fact that they made a typo in the steam game description and try to make a meme out of that, and the fact that they tagged it in steam as an "anime game".
jesus christ he was right
Now I know what all those buttblasted minorities are talking about when they're screaming about "cultural appropriation"
