http://www.pcgamer.com/youll-soon-be-able-to-get-prosthetics-based-on-deus-exs-augmentations/
>Razer gets into the prosthetic market
ITS NOT EVEN A JOKE
>>340421379
>Razer
It's gonna need a lot of maintenance.
https://youtu.be/rJvNe5k7suY
How did this even come about?!?
>>340421379
To interested anons.
Practice on a hotdog first, otherwise you might rip your dick off.
>/v/'s dream of robotic enhancements becomes a reality
>it's fucking razer
>>340421728
can't make this shit up
>>340421379
What the fuck
time to cut my arm off
We always asked for this.
meme magic is real
I really don't get how the thing moves. Is it connected to the nerves or something like that? Do they explain it in the video?
>>340422246
Sensors placed on the skin, underneath a shell, that detect muscle impulses from wherever the arm was cut off
>>340422246
There's an augmentation you can take at lvl2 that can control it. They go over it in the video.
Electronic old men
and their flexibility
>>340422805
I take it they were agreeable?
>>340421379
Can't wait to see what the fucking madcatz version looks like.
>>340421529
This I would go limbless rather than have a Razer limb. What a joke company who's target audience is literally the MLG crowd.
will rainbow LEDs be banned because theyre performance enhancing
>>340423283
kek.
>Madcatz one has 12 fingers, but they're all up by the elbow
>finally about to hack arm off
>Razor
>fucking Razer
Well we still have some more time together, my arm.
>>340421379
>get blown up in Iraq
>get a fucking Razer arm
truly, war is hell
I dream of the day we get fully functional mechanical arms that are on the same level as natural limbs.being disabled sucks
I'd be cool with a limb like that if I didn't have to take tacro for the rest of my life just to avoid rejection of it.
>>340424037
I can't wait to go full cyber body like Raiden
>>340424037
im sorry anon.
It'd be so sad to see some fucker with an overpriced gamer branded prosthetic limb
>>340424543
What if he has those arm blades implemented?
>>340424118
I'm going to hold onto my ability points until NG+. Then I'll dump them all into DEX.
>>340421728
If I saw a bunch of these kids with augmentations in 10 years I would actually choose not to get augmentations. I would actually be anti aug desu.
>>340421379
I'll rather that crazy arm Joseph had in Jojo
This is actually really cool, aside from the fact that Razer is involved.
>>340421379
>Razer
enjoy changing your hands every 6 mos-1yr
>>340424037
Did you type this with your dick?
A lot of today's technology was inspired by shit like star wars and star trek.
This is the same vein.
>>340421379
Into my cyberpunk folder it goes.
>robotic prosthetics exist
>still no cure for pattern baldness
>>340425392
>staying as a skinshit faggot
>not wanting to have enhanced strength, inability of gaining fat, feel no pain, cool A E S T H E T I C arm
They kind of touched on this in Dude Sex: Huge Man Revolution, but prosthetics don't have to be human
You could make your arm basically anything you wanted and have it be more useful than a human arm
The best part is that your brain would be ok with it, brain plasticity is an amazing thing
I read an article about phantom limb patients being asked to mime through doing a task with their phantom limb and when asked to do something physically impossible, their phantom limb changed, grew extra joints, etc, so they could accomplish it
>>340427324
Just shave it off.
if you wanna go full hipster mode; wear a flat cap, glasses and grow a beard and you're good to go.
>>340427324
buy some plugs
>>340427754
I'm not at that stage yet. So far, my crown is thinning a bit, but not much else.
>>340427882
Bite the bullet and do it now, get used to it
You're never going back
>>340427324
>In my early 20's
>Already getting widow's peak
>Male pattern baldness doesn't run in my family
JUST
>>340427779
That shit is expensive and they only last a few months.
>>340427607
I'll wait for Nano augs as they > mech augs also you wont look like an edgy faggot.
>prosthetic limbs still aren't as good as natural limbs
you'd think we'd be putting more funding to this shit, considering that losing a limb can fuck your life sideways
>>340421728
Every time.
>>340421379
>gaming journalism in nutshell
They literally are mindless drones that completely accept the corporate narrative fed to them and have absolutely no kind of thought process of their own do they.
I'm not even going to open that shitty article the headline alone is so ridiculous.
>>340421728
Monkeys paw is getting a little too meta
>>340428045
rip off some rich guys hand and you'll find that funding
>>340427607
Inability of going fat would have to be linked to the inability to eat food, which -- if you're the type of person to get fat in the first place -- is probably a dealbreaker
>>340428129
???
The fuck are you talking about? It's news. on a news site. It's not a paid review or sponsored by fucking doritos. This literally has nothing to do with your whole ethics in journalism garbage.
>>340421379
I always like Razer's CEO dramatic way of talking.
>>340428045
They're not even trying. They should have had them to a point where mini tools come out of the fingers to make life more convenient by now.
>>340427324
Because medicine as a science is fucking shit.
>you have to drink a verification can to unlock your daily arm functionality
>>340428087
Somebody burn this thing already.
Madcatz penis prosthetic soon
>>340428036
Skipping mechanical augs and remaining a normal human until then would increase your risk of dying before you see the day that nano augs exist
why not just get mech augs until nano augs come out and upgrade?
>>340422246
nerve connection is not quite done, nerves are incredibly complicated and even more to "read" their signals.
Bionic hands use the muscle movements on whats left of the arm
>>340428548
Antibiotics is probably the last medicine made that cured anything, honestly. Everything else is just a mild treatment that fucks you up in another way or two.
>>340421379
>robotic prosthetics
Cyber legs when?
>>340428648
Fine!!!! I just hate the fact that every normie will have augs but I guess its worth the sacrifice.
>>340428558
>want to masturbate
>all out of Dew
>store's closed
>arm's built-in mic won't pick up me saying the "Do the Dew" slogan ten times for a complimentary hour of arm use
>>340428789
it will cost much brouzouf to fund this technology, culter
>>340428648
>mechanic "augmentation"
>replaces parts of the body with mechanical parts
>nanomachine augmentation
>enhances the body as it is without replacement
Maybe because upgrading a mechanical limb with nanoaugs is stupid
>>340428045
Prosthetic legs have allowed people to run faster since the 90s
There's already a muscle controlled prosthetic arm with a powered elbow joint and (simplistic) finger joints that can lift more than the average trained soldier is capable of.
There is also synthetic skin being developed to put over prosthetics and connected to the user's nerves that would allow them to feel touch.
>>340427324
Is that pupper okay now?
>people honestly think prosthetics will ever be as strong and dynamic as the real deal
Sorry fags it's biomechanical or bust.
>>340428937
By that point you could probably get your head stuck onto your tank-grown nanoskeleton
>>340428789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2z8CE2vomY
Hugh Herr already made some
>>340423283
>Prosthetics designed by videogame accessory manufacturers
The future is bright
>>340428937
>>340429105
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/us-scientists-plan-grow-new-limbs-amputees-stem-cells-1515611
"Aesthetic" Prosthesis shells aren't anything new.
The quest is if Razr is seriously committed to this, or if they'll price-point exclude most people and be faggots.
>>340428045
>>340428045
Leg's have come a ridiculous ways actually.
A really fucking far way
>>340429264
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>>340427616
You telling me to order a drill instead of an arm?
Remember THAT thread?
>>340429103
people said similar things about the mobile market 15 years ago and look where we are now
>>340421379
Dont expect deus ex tier prosthetics for another 200 years
>>340429103
sorry breh, but only full cyber gets you a qt loli body for the rest of your life
>>340429451
I'm not NOT telling you to do that
>>340428409
>>340428902
You literally are this stupid? Its gaming site promoting a game via some idiotic prothesis scheme that has absolutely zero base on reality. There are no Deus Ex based prothesis and as for when we might have them, I don't know, there's a shitload of issues between marrying a living nerve to something non-organic. What at most we can do is to use the existing muscles and use their contractions to trigger whatever we want from the hand, and this apparently works as they brain is malleable enough to learn it so it doesn't feel completely awkward thing to do.
>>340421379
>Razer
Oh yeah I'm gonna fucking love green LEDs in my arm I can't ever turn off.
>>340427324
sleep tight poopper
>>340429613
order the chroma version than fgt
>>340421379
I asked for this.
>it's not your fault, goy, why with that substandard arm of yours of course you lost!
>you need our Pro Gaming arm to I don't even really want to finish this joke
>>340429103
Prosthetic legs are already better than the real deal though.
>>340429492
Why do you say this? Do you know anything about technology?
>>340429492
We're getting there. Not quite transforming multi tool robo dicks, but still impressive.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CDsNZJTWw0w
>>340429548
You can't play with my mind, boy. I'm gonna get a drill arm and that's it.
So how much Essence will this shit cost? Its early level tech so 3 for an arm?
>>340427972
Widows peak isn't indictive of balding. Widows peak is a genetic trait that some people have since birth. Their hairline just comes to a point. It is a dominant trait so if no one in your family has it, your mom cheated on your dad.
>>340429896
It took humanity thousands of years to discover fire, so of course it's going to take a long time for us to create pretty much anything.
A NEW AGE
>>340429993
So is the guy in this pic gonna cutoff his arm now?
>>340430003
more like 5
>>340429895
It's too bad they make you kill your wife, though.
What button do I press to stop jacking off?
>>340429993
>doesn't have razer socks
>>340430069
Eh, I don't think I want to eat up that much. I can wait another 20 years and get some better quality ones for a lower essence cost.
>>340427616
>brain plasticity is an amazing thing
It really is. This surgery sounds like some Unit 731 shit but it actually works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njJUcTbR2SY
>>340429103
Steel doesn't rot away or become weaker in a few decades.
>exclusive Apple prosthetic hand
>it only has one finger
>>340429492
I'd say 50. Look at the advancements made in the last 10.
We have 100% artificial hearts keeping over 1000 people alive.
There's about 100 people using an eye implant that takes images sent from a camera in a pair of glasses and transmits it to the brain
We have mechanical leg prosthetics controlled by thought, and mechanical arm prosthetics controlled by remaining muscle
These Open Bionics guys are fucking great.
>have CNC machine and 3D printer
>their whole project is going to be open source
>I do this kind of shit for a living
brb blowing arms off
>>340428045
Not yet they aren't nigger.
>>340430051
I don't know if you have noticed but technology is improving at an exponential rate. What took us 1000 years before may only take us a couple of years now.
>>340430260
What're you worrying about essence for, bitchboy.
Don't wanna go full chrome? Just get an Eyejack.
>>340430327
>its a tentacle
>>340421379
Could be worse. Madcatz could have always be the one spearheading augmentation.
What's the next step?
>>340430405
Because I'm still waiting on magic, elves and dragons to become real.
>>340430570
Electronic old men.
>>340428648
How am I supposed to upgrade when I ain't got no legs no more, Lieutenant Dan?
>>340429048
>tfw you still can't fap and pretend it's not your own hand
>>340430312
Holy shit that's fucking incredible, I would never have thought of that shit
posting augqts
>>340430570
cybernetic eyes
Looks aesthetic as fuck but still sucks as an arm. They have yet to get to the point where it's better or even as good as a regular hand. It's like a glorified grabber tool. No reason to cut your hand off for this shit. Maybe in like 10-20 years they'll be that good.
>>340430484
That's horrifying
>not even 1 second about how it's going to capture nerve signals
into the trash
>>340430672
Thats why you gotta do it like Jensons, where the arms are bolted to as many bones as possible, from the shoulder all the way down to most of the rib cage. Or just go full titanium skeleton mode.
How is it powered?
>>340421379
The monkeys paw worked! You can thank me guys.
>>340430484
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
>>340430484
That's exclusive to Japan
>>340430663
Then you get a new set of legs.
>>340430805
Bluetooth
>>340423359
>not using an MLG prosthetic limb with 2,000,000 API and rainbow LEDs
>>340430805
it will capture meme signals
>Buy a Razer mouse
>It breaks within month
>Buy a Razer 360 pad
>It breaks within month
>Buy a Razer keyboard
>It breaks within month
Yeah, i think ill pass
>>340430895
Doesn't that mean anyone can hijack your arm?
>>340430928
>the robotics of the future will be powered by memes
What a world
>>340430805
Theres another video showing how it works. Looked like it was just electrodes on the part of his arm that still existed.
>>340427324
>robotic prosthetics exist
>Still no foreskin regeneration.
>>340430886
he looks surprisingly happy for a man with no wang
>>340430898
Don't forget the mountian dew dispenser
>>340421379
I'm legit excited that we're entering the age when missing arms can be replaced.
Next step: eyeballs.
>>340430813
Candy bars.
>>340430312
That's fucking horrifying and fascinating at the same time
>>340431083
Next stop: Brains
Brain augs fucking when
Brain transplants when
Synthetic brains when
>>340430754
Ma nigga
>>340431038
Foreskin is fucking gross
>>340431178
here we go!
>>340430484
holy fuck this is some kind of texhnolyze shit
>>340431149
Every time when I see such images I just think how did they lose their limbs.
>>340431083
>Next step: dicks.
FTFY
>>340421379
Looks reallyhandy
>>340429895
Only at a flat track in specific conditions, anything else and they are a drag.
>get a razer limb
>it suddenly stops working
>need to plug it in and out
>>340431149
>>340430754
new fetish acquired
I will only be augmented after I die.
>die, want to keep all my cool shit in my tomb
>need to prevent grave robbers
>get a stripped down future version of one of those Asian heavy lifter suits grafted to my bones and the flesh welded back together
>induction charging system in the coffin
>when the robbers attack, my decaying corpse will rise and start strangling the intruders while the speakers shit talk them
>>340430312
I am very spooked.
>>340430484
This isn't a bad idea as it only has one digit that needs to contract. Makes it easier to set and adopt.
>>340429076
He's got a tick problem. Check you doog for ticks
>>340421379
God damn it, Monkey Paw
>>340430342
>>340429492
Technological and scientific progress tends to follow an 'S' pattern
So initial slow progress in the first leg
Then a sudden exponential burst after a major breakthrough occurs
Then a slow down as we reach the limits of optimization
Its hard to gauge progress right now because we're still in the first leg.
So at current pace, could be several decades. But you never know when a breakthrough will be around the corner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uO-Dz4GVFM
>Razer
>>340430484
aw yis. I might be inclined to actually buy apple now.
>>340430312
She's got a bit of a limp, but that's amazing.
>>340430793
>No reason to cut your hand off for this shit. Maybe in like 10-20 years they'll be that good.
We're a long fucking way away from prosthetics that are better than a human limb, let alone so much better that people would actually amputate totally working bodyparts to replace them with prosthetics. That's a huge threshold to climb over. Like, being merely twice as good wouldn't cut it. It would have to be a hundred times better than a human limb for humans to actually go and think "yeah, I won't need this stupid flesh thing ever again".
>>340430484
I wonder if she schlicks with it.
>>340431381
Glad I could help
The memes...
>>340430952
Deathadder 2013 is pretty gr8, had it since 2013
Androids fucking when
>>340430781
sauce please
>>340431842
They're going to butcher us the second they stop being retarded, why the fuck would you want that?
>>340421379
>promotional prosthetics
don't forget the last time this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZNFkMW9uFg
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW that will throw away their essence for a mechanical arm from a dewritos company
>>340431647
Just twice as good as a human arm would be fucking unreal. Think about the upper limit of how good an arm can be. Imagine going from what you've got right now to something that could curl twice what that giant who plays the Mountain can.
>>340431842
>>340431946
Singularity fucking when
>why the fuck would you want that?
humans are shit anyways.
>>340431810
alright, let's just get this out of the wayshe's probably amazingly fast at typing
>>340431842
Fuck androids I saw Ex Machina no way man no way
>>340431972
God i feel bad for that man
>>340431946
Artificial intelligence is destined to be the dominant "life form" in the galaxy
Somewhere out there, an alien race has already built superintelligent AI and it has taken over
We're going to get killed by an AI from somewhere, might as well make our own so it remembers us
>>340432084
Not yet I won't but once they're better than human limbs I'm eschewing this flesh at the first opportunity. Meld with the machine, become better, become more than human.
>>340431946
Robots are smart. They'll only kill the dangerous humans.
>>340431647
Honestly it's hard to say how fast shit like that can accelerate. If we decided we needed human augmentation, and we put enough money into it, for sure we could develop it in 20 years. It's just a matter of profit. Right now, it's not worth investing in, so it simply doesn't exist, but who knows, people might just decide soon that augmentations are the way to go.
I mean there are already contraptions you can attach to your legs that save about half your energy walking.
>>340432192
You can just feel his disappointment at being used as a billboard for a shitty Japanese company.
>>340421616
Now I can actually believe that a razer / mad catz limb would try to kill people.
>>340431647
Also theres the added bonus of never getting any cancer from that part of the body.
>>340431913
Goku Midnight Eye
I hope my legs are ok after the operation
>>340431647
I don't know about you, but I'd gladly remove my feet if there were decent prosthetics. fucking hate foot pain. imagine being able to stand for 10 hours straight.
>>340432105
If we ever do explore the galaxy, it will likely be our robotic descendants rather than us squishy biological humans.
>>340431810
ROBOJOB
>>340432261
>he thinks his can opener body can compete with magic
Don't make me laugh.
>>340432271
It's easy to convince ppl that augs are the way to go. Just need the right type of aug.
If I punch someone to death with that arm, would Razer get sued?
>Walk into a Limb Clinic after an accident involving a cheese grater
>They tell me they got this new cheap stuff from AMD and Mad Catz, so I can save $100 CND for half a videogame
>They put me under
>Wake up with a tentacle instead of an arm
Fucking Mad Catz
>>340432476
If you kill somebody with Razer keyboard do they get sued?
>>340432232
>We're going to get killed by an AI from somewhere, might as well make our own so it remembers us
Anon you are literally me>mfw went to uni in psychology and switched
>am now doing my computer engineering degree
I can't wait
>>340432350
>Goku Midnight Eye
Thank you
>>340432476
The real question is would the punch leave a Razer logo on their face like the old Mercedes hood ornament did?
>>340432413
But then you'd just be putting all your weight on your leg stumps instead.
With prosthetics I will become doomguy
You'll all see
>>340421379
Welp, time to go saw off my arms and legs.
Next they'll partner with Blizzard and make a prosthetic arm based on Genji's arm but instead of shuriken it'll dispense doritos.
>>340432476
You are aware that the act of punching someone with a cheapo prosthetic limb would be extremely painful.
....the actual biomedical companies have been working on this for years FYI. . See DEKA arm.
Hell some Russians made synthetic neurons for a super computer that were looking at to interface with organic neurons
>>340432678
For you.
>>340430051
This is an insanely retarded metric, exponential advancement is a huge factor in scientific/technological advancement. It's what allowed us to go from the invention of basic airplanes and automobiles to supersonic jets, the Internet, extremely fast computers the size of a razor thin wallet, self-driving cars, spacecraft and satellites, penicillin, vaccines and cures for a shit load of diseases (polio, malaria, etc) and so on and so forth, within a single century.
Now consider that technology is advancing much faster now than it was in the last century and realize we probably can't even comprehend what awaits just 50 years from now (if we're not dead)
>>340432642
not if you cushion the feet enough.
>>340432791
This anon understands
>>340432791
less than that even. interesting time to be alive.
>>340432658
Shut_up_and_take_my_money.jpg
fuck augmentations. digital immortality when?
>>340428789
Post your face when you found out E.Y.E. 2 is happening
>>340432753
Thanks doc
>>340431946
Nah man, we got this. They'd never turn on us.
>>340433018
Consciousness simulation is a whole different ball game son
>No prosthetic limbs based on MGSV
>>340430484
>you were born just in time to get tentacle raped by an augmented girl
all I'd really like are robot legs. imagine if everyone just ran everywhere. you could even jump over buildings and fall from insane heights.
It's my house. Here use this controller
>>340433018What if we already are, not yet aware, and this is just a game?
>>340433046
Np famalam. Gonna be some GOOD SHIT soon
>>340433126
you dont want it >>340431972
>>340432232
"Man becomes, as it were, the sex organs of the machine world..." -Marshall McLuhan
>>340433018
You really want that anon? You realize that would allow for digital Hells right?
Can we speed things up and get to the powered exoskeletons?
>>340433151
>cars have been replaced by 2100
>now we all just run really fucking fast down the street making car noises with our mouths
>>340433105
I genuinely feel bad for that robot. Poor guy just wants to do his job.
>>340432427
No, shut up. I WILL travel space and fornicate with other ayyliens, not some sentient piece of tin can. Mark my words, in fact preserve these words for future generations.
>>340433283
....we've had them. For a long time
>>340433157
0/10 I can't pick up feathers with this shit.
>>340433151
>fall from insane heights.
>land on feet
>spine shatters
>but atleastmy legs are okay
>>340433308
Well technically that IS his job.
>>340433139
what a time to be alive!
>>340433308
If it makes you feel better, the guy pushing him is his creator and would probably kill himself if it broke.
>>340433294
>implying I will give up my qt car
>>340433308
Its just a robot, it can't feel annoyance or sadness.
That being said, I have a weird empathy for robots who can display sadness. Like that little tour guide one that can show a sad face.
>>340433105
Why is that guy such a dick?
HEY YOU FAGS SEEM LIKE FANS OF SCI-FI
REMINDER THAT IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THIS SHORT STORY YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING
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>>340433139
>You were born just in time to become an immortal tentacle rape machine and mindfuck robot girls until their circuits overload into ahegao
>Then make them bear your nano-swarm children
Fuck life enhancers, death when?
>>340433105
TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND
>>340433491
Its just a robot, it can't feel annoyance or sadness.
That's what they want you to think.
>>340433560
tl,dr
>>340433308
That is his job. He was made for the sole purpose of getting shit on by his human overlords.
>>340431972
>Didn't get the Jetstream Sam arm.
Fucked up Senpai.
>>340433031
>E.Y.E. 2
Is this really happening, or its just deathwing?
I remember hearing that they wanted to make a game where you play as the feds too.
>>340433476
>ex-driver
Good taste
>>340421379
A prosthetic that they don't get anyone to test as an actual prosthetic.
Genius.
The hard part isn't making a functional robotic system, I could do something like that, it's the control mechanism, and they don't show any.
>>340433707
I hear they're using Unreal 4 for it, but that was like three years ago.
>>340432791
>technology is advancing much faster now than it was in the last century
In some ways no. There are certain key stopping points which we've been stuck in for decades, one of them being chemical batteries which we are still stuck with. Then there's superconductivity and other material physics issues, not to mention the whole fucking fusion debacle which hasn't progressed much at all. Maybe the only thing that we've not been stuck it seems is computing power which has helped a lot in other fields.
>>340433351
>implying that the robots aren't already stealing our jobs
>the robots will eventually be building robots, for robots
>implying that mankind itself won't be phased out by robo sapiens
>>340433707
It is happening after deathwing
No one will actually want to chop off their own limbs in the future, just so they can get mechanical ones right? I sure as shit wouldn't be comfortable hauling around a hunk of something that isn't me as part of my body.
>>340429416
>turbo masturbation
>>340433413
they would absorb the impact, anon.
>>340433691
Looks like we got the same job. We're not so different after all
>people will now be walking around with MLG PRO 1337 GAYMING ARMZ FOR MAXIMUM FRAGGING
I never asked for this
>>340433736
The company that makes it (Not Razor) has been making hands for a while now. They know what they're doing.
>>340430312
shanna a qt and I've never seen that before. That's pretty amazing.
>>340433105
A FUCKING
LEAF
>>340433669
It's a short story, faggot
Don't be so ruined by the internet that you can't read a classic piece of science fiction
>>340433784
Depends on if it's an upgrade or not I guess.
People cut their own parts off all the time.
>>340433778
Any news/links about that? Either way i'm very happy that the guys from streum got to work on a project like deathwing.
>>340433294
>That rich kid whose parents installed nitro boosters in his arms so he literally runs faster when he sticks them out behind him
>>340433491
How about one that can feel pain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E
>>340433294
>we can run so fast we can do loop de loops, sonic style
can't wait.
>>340433707
After Deathwing. Unreal Engine 4 too
>>340433987
I always thought it'd be the Japanese that unleashed Judgement day, not the fucking Finns.
>>340433949
nah
>Transfer consciousness to a robot body.
>Launch self into space
>Spend eternity drifting through space broadcasting Classic-Earth music through countless galaxies and ayylmao's
How can life be so comfy?
>>340433810
forget that. we'll have serotonin inducers that put us in a constant state of orgasm.
>>340434254
Until you run out of fuel and live in a less shitty version of Gravity.
>>340434254
>get picked up by aliens and shut down for fucking up their frequencies
>>340434114
This is the shit that creates vengeance AIs like AM.
>>340433986
well done
>>340434254
you'd need a hell of a lot of solar cells to keep your consciousness running
>>340434254
>get shot because ayylmao's don't like classic earth music
>>340434185
Your loss
>>340434382
>what is solar power
>>340433768
Actually batteries had a breakthrough a while ago.
If the patent office ever gets reeled in, I suspect we may see a surge in technologies again. Blame this faggot for that.
http://pubs.acs.org/doi/pdf/10.1021/acsenergylett.6b00029
>>340433985
I dont know. But at least the game making the maps is the same as E.Y.E so we have actual huge maps for deathwing. Thank fucking god.
>>340429490
I remember it
>>340434463
you mean like now?
>>340434585
A source of power that is good only when near stars?
>>340421379
Videogames confirmed for saving the human race
I want Venom's arm
>>340434585
It's a long time between a star and another my man, unless you're a huge robot that can somehow store impossible amounts of energy you'll run out eventually.
>>340434703
>stars
you mean like the sun?
>>340434702
no, but think about how much shit you have to eat so you don't die
>>340434809
>circling the most known part of the universe forever while watching humanity do all sorts of fun shit
Sounds like hell.
>>340434762
alright then how about we stay in orbit around the sun and blast our music in every direction through dishes?
>>340434924
not much.
>>340434942
>forever
anon, I have some bad news.
>>340431143
>your face when you realize you were close, but not close enough for immortality
>>340434254
Sounds like the ending of SOMA
Which was supposed to be uplifting but honestly just sounds depression as hellThe last remnants of humanity are a bunch of uploaded minds on a solar powered satellite floating around the solar system.
They have absolutely no way of effecting change outside of their simulation.
If the satellite breaks in any way, they can't fix it
They're doomed to slowly break down and die in a utopian space prison and there's nothing they can do about it at all
Meanwhile, brain upload Simon back on Earth is doomed to wander around the abyss forever, alone, at least until he gets eaten or finds a way to shut himself down
>>340427324
Finasteride, hair plugs and all sorts of grafts
>>340421379
I bet these things are gonna cost an arm and a leg
>>340431842
Why are they using six-axis robots to assemble her instead of using other androids?
who fucking needs fucking arms?
My damn brain needs more RAM and CPU power.
>instantly IQ of 8542
>invent all sorts of shit
>bring humanity onto the next stage
>>340431083
There is already a few experimental procedures to restore eyesight through using a camera hooked directly into the optic nerve or the brain itself.
>>340435460
The human form is shitty
If I remember the video correctly, she was going to be sent off to be a personal android, a companian, maybe even sexbot, but she gained sentience somehow
Nonhuman robots are much more effective
>>340435501
when will they invent something to get rid of tinnitus
seriously this ringing is driving me nuts
>>340435481
wouldn't your head need a fuckhueg heatsink to stop your brain frying?
>>340435481
I imagine it would be easier to do chemically, we already have Adderall and that sort of shit. Brain is too finicky for you to ram a machine into it and make it work, much less improve it.
>>340435630nanomachines
>>340434114
>yfw everyone thinks USA will save us from judgement day but it's spics, 'groids and muslims since they cannot into computer
>>340435630
>upload brain into computer
>give the brain access to all computing power available
>???
>Create a God
>>340435481
u gon get hacked kid
>>340435940
Not if he runs in autistic mode.
>>340435250
Sending the ARK into space was such a dumb idea, considering that there's realworld robots the mindscans could have at least remote-piloted until there's a safe way to give every person their own body. Earth's fucked but as robots, they could at least rebuild.
>>340421379
FUCKING MADCATZ
>>340435694
now this is what I really want
>>340430575
>the year is 2014
>not drinking your cocktail intreveinously
Oh lord that caught me
>>340433987
>teaching a robot to feel pain for no purpose
This is the kind of shit that gets us all blown up
>Razer
Just what I need, a hand that stops working after a year.
>>340436174
well pain is a warning signal...
so wouldn't any sensor that detects damage be pain?
>>340436034
>>340435940
>Browse 4chan so much your brain is permanently hyper encrypted
Dare you enter my memetic realm?
What are your general thoughts on Transhumanism?
It's going to happen for legit 200% real IRL in probably 25 years or so you know.Cybernetics or nanomachines?http://www.strawpoll.me/10433085/r
>there are people here who would unironically augment their bodies out of senseless vanity
Enjoy being on that corporate leash.FUCKING HANZERS GET OFF MY BOARDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340436336
That wasn't just damage detection, it was physical impairment from pain
>>340435618
>worked in a factory for about 7 months when I was 17
>add in an ear infection
I now have permanent tinnitus
Just gotta learn to deal with it man.
>>340435914
>It runs on arch
>>340436353
it will happen for the 1% and everyone else will be left to compete for resources with the brown horde.
>>340436353
Fuck both, brain uploading is where it's at
If that's not an option, cybernetics with a focus on brain augmentation
I want to be a god
>>340436353
I will be first in the line to have my limbs chopped off and replaced.
>>340435152
That was a bad example.
The way electronics work right now, and have worked for a long time, is off of a 10 volt system, where 1-5 volts are interpreted as a 0 and 6-10 volts are interpreted as a 1.
Now imagine if every one of the cells in your brain was using 5v of electricity at all times
>>340436371
>Not using free software and hardware
You ready for the advent of mekastallman?
>>340436353
FLESH AND BLOOD.
>>340436434
I've only had it for a year but I swear it's getting worse, I'm holding out for some kind of cure being discovered in the future
>>340436353
>results instead of voting page
Post it again.
>>340436353
>25 years or so
Make it a 100 at least. Would be faster if we'd just kill all the useless losers and oppurtunistic scum that drag the society down, but that'd literally mean all of us.
>>340436353
I'll wait while people give into the hype and see if it fucks up your body or not.
>making augs for babbycasuals who think deus ex started with human revolution
No thanks.
>>340436353
There are definite mechanical limits to the human body, there are only hypothetical limits to machinery.
I'll go with the latter once it surpasses the former.
>50 years from now
>We can finally put ourselves into robot bodies
>Rich people get the fucking rad looking robot bodies
>Poor people get cheapo Chuck E Cheese shit
>>340435692
>Brain is too finicky for you to ram a machine into it and make it work
Actually, they have developed chips that can be implanted into the brain and the brain can "learn" to interface with them in order to remotely operate a computer.
In one of the tests a man used the chip to interface with a computer which was hooked up to the nervous system of his arm. He actually successfully controlled the movement of his arm, which was normally paralyzed by a spinal injury, through this system.
The brain is amazingly adaptive.
>>340436542
on average*
>>340436353
Gimme the Nano-augs.
>>340435618
Cup your hands on your ears with your fingers resting where you skull like fuses near the end of the neck. Snap your index and middle fingers together onto your skull. Do this like 40 times.
Enjoy relief for 5 seconds.
>>340436353
Its time humanity stomp death in to the ground.
Post yfw Wintermute contacts you
>>340436469
The one percent doesn't have an interest in keeping technology that they can sell to the consumer market for big bucks to themselves.
They don't conspire to make the world a worse place, they just conspire to enrich themselves.
You have the attitude of a child.
>>340433105
Can someone link the roundabout edit?
>>340436549
The hardware and software are only the beginning. You have to also consider the pharmaceutical companies that will have their hands in this.
You can't download immunosuppressive drugs that stop your fucking body from rejecting the graft.
>>340436615
>the cheapo bodies can't do shit without breaking down
>the world no longer has any skilled laborours
>the rich will now be required to work menial tasks 9-5 for the rest of their unnaturally long lives
>>340429585
wtf prosthetics giving you nice control over arm and fingers exist, all they want to do is make them look nice like they do in deus ex since real life look kinda weak for most part...
>>340436712
>Snap your index and middle fingers together onto your skull
To clarify, use the middle finger like you would use your thumb when regular snapping. So like snapping your index finger onto the base of the skull.
i want a qt robot gf
>>340436792
You can download the composites and make them yourself, you filthy heathen.
Machines deserve to be bullied, whether they're robots or cyborgs
shit nigger im happy that there's finally going to be a closed loop system for diabetics now you're telling me when I'm 60-70 and my limbs fall off from an infection I can get fresh ricer feet?
sign me up.
>tfw Furries in 100 years will literally have robo-furry bodies they can put their brains into
>>340429076
>pupper
Fuck off with that facebook tier shit
>>340436576
Tinnitus is not a disease that can be cured.
It's a symptom and it can be a symptom of any number of things, from an a simple build up of ear wax to cancer.
>>340436353
NANOMACHINES, SON
THINK OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO YOUR BODIES. THIS ISN'T NATURAL.
YOU'RE BETRAYING YOUR RACE IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY. YOU'LL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL.
AWAY
W
A
Y
>>340437007
no bully
>>340436808
What will actually happen
>1% gets up lifted
>98% gets cucked and either killed or their brains are used as first gen servitors
>1% are freetards and uplift themselves using open source shit, forming a pseudocommie space comune
>>340436772
whuh what's what I said bruv
>>340437015Not even a furry and I'd probably do something like this just because it'd look cool.I wouldn't want fur on it though. But imagine some sorta lizard looking thing made of stainless steel and black metal.
>>340437169
>powered by Razer
>>340436862
>giving you nice control over arm and fingers exist
Prove it. Prove me you understand even a bit of what you are saying.
>>340428045
Because engines aren't as compact as muscle cells. They can't generate and store their own energy either.
>>340436353
Happening far later rather than sooner, but there's going to be a lot of cool shit happening in the very near future that doesn't involve invasive procedures.
>>340437056
FUCK
Unfreeze me when I can have a horsecock and fuck marepussy
>>340432232
This is honestly why I'm getting into this shit. I want to help birth the superior robot species.
>>340437250
Same here.
>Not designing your body to be as useful as possible
ARMORED SCALES
>>340437347
What exactly am I looking at?
My dyslexic brain is making it harder to figure out what it is.
>>340437382
Just clean your ears a lot nigger. Get up in their with a q tip don't be a pussy just be careful not to puncture an ear drum. Its probably just wax or something.
>>340437510
It's a VR helmet.
>>340431178
Jew spotted.
Enjoy your dick insensibility .
>>340437069
NOT FOR MONEY, NOT FOR OIL!
>>340428759
Well, it is and it isn't. We currently have the capacity for complete control of a functionally identical robot arm (same number of points of movement and everything), the only problem is it requires implanting directly into the motor cortex.
Much like everything else, the major limiting factor for cyborgisation is battery size, size transcranial implants are just begging for lethal infection.
i have a thing for robotic girls, whether they're augmented humans or completely mechanical
>still no ciber-eyes
>>340437510
Magic Leap's VR/AR/MR device.
>>340437534
>qtip
use your pinky, it's designed for your ear
The problem with cybernetics is that they're just too damn expensive.
I mean, they'll cost you an arm and a leg
>>340436469
>>340436772
>>340437234
Pretty sure the some of the 1% will become One with the Internet, and the rest become augmented or infested with robutts.
>mfw I become aTechno Necromancer, turning dead cyborgs into true undead beings to do my bidding as the ultimate slaves
>even if prosthetics advance to scifi tech in the coming years, you will never be part of a special police force investigating conspiracies
>your life will never be interesting even if you live in an interesting world
It hurts to live.
>>340437015
I've actually thought about this
Think about those super rich autistic furries who seemingly have endless income. Consider a level of tech like ghost in the shell. What's to stop these fuckers from getting something custom made like a gigantic dragon body?
I feel like the big things we need to solve are translating sense from electronic to nerve endings for the sake of proper control and sensation. And after that level of integration we're off to the fucking races with exploring what the human mind can adapt to. Can we figure out how to have more arms, for example? It doesn't seem entirely outlandish when you think about the really poorly mutated people from places like india who grow more arms naturally, for example.
So who's to say a person couldn't build and use a house sized dragon for a body and adapt to it perfectly.Or have a collection of bodies of different genders, sizes, and types
>>340430484
Imagine a cripple guy chasing you in the night with this shit on her arms.
>>340421379
this is pretty fucking cool. hopefully we'll see some actual progress in this field,and not just gimmicks
>tfw we can finally become augmented
>>340437794
Get thw FUCK outta here carlos god fucking DAMNIT
>>340437842
What's stopping you from an interesting life? Load yourself full of augs, get a decent gun and work as a cop/hitman/mercenary/whatever you want.
If the infinite universe theory, which means that there's a universe for every single possibility, even those that may seem impossible in our reality, is true, then that means there's a universe where robots have already taken over.
There's a universe where HL3 came out 10 years ago.
There's a universe where everyone is some bizarre lizard-person and we all fight for dominance of underground tunnels.
There's a universe where Hitler is hiding inside of Hollow-Earth, waiting to crawl out of a crack in the Arctic and start WW3.There's a universe where we're all actually real furries and there's these sick freaks who think humans are attractive. Like, the fuck is wrong with them?
>>340437864
>What's to stop these fuckers from getting something custom made like a gigantic dragon body?
The same thing that stops them from wearing their fursuits in public.
WARNING
WARNING
OLD MEN
>>340437864
>you can be the little girl literally
>>340437347
>>340437510
It looks like a chastity belt.
>tfw the fourth-wave feminist technocracy forces all men to have their penises augmented with biomechanical chastity belts
>though not outwardly visible, they are capable of completely suppressing erections or sexual release
>physical keys become a thing of the past, and are replaced with vocal pass phrases, unique to their own voice and intonation, or otherwise in passwords input directly to our cerebrum
This is the future you asked for, you degenerates.
>>340437534
I already use qtips I probably need to use something better
>>340437534
>Get up in their with a q tip
DO NOT DO THIS
Cotton swabs are not meant to be used to clean ears and not only do they do a shit job of it they can potentially cause serious damage.
Just washing the outside and the immediate inside areas with a cloth soaked in warm water is enough. If you have a build up of ear wax in the canal there are solutions you can purchase that will break it up and cause it to run out of your ear and you can just rinse it off.
>>340436353
Give me a smoking hot cyborg body so I can tease all the boys.
>>340437864
>Can we figure out how to have more arms, for example
Well if they were augmented then yes, as for whether we'd be able to teach our brain to use them effectively I don't know, possibly? We might need some better teaching mechanisms though since it takes years for a human brain to learn the proper use of their current limbs for example.
>>340437565
>>340437731
I'd go to a VR sim if the "Flow of time" was more different ingame, but it would be a mere minute IRL or some shit.
I mean if some lucid dreamer could live inside a dream for over 50 years in a single night, why not do the same in the VR game as well?
>>340425392
>purist faggots itt
>not wanting to surpass our human limitations
ayyy
One day we'll just steal limbs off dead people instead of mucking around with this mechanical bullshit
>>340430051
>It took humanity thousands of years to discover fire
From when?
LOL
Can't wait for the uprising of actual pirates.
Ripping off people's limbs because they weren't going to pay for it anyway
>>340430252
>nike brand logo very much visible
he's still the goodest of goyim.
>>340436542
That's assuming one link per neuron as well, and they have multiple each
>>340434276
Wasn't this actually a real life experiment?
I remember reading some people were hooked up a release mechanism controlled by a button, press it and you get instant pleasure.
The experiment pretty much boiled down to everyone pressing it more and until they were just mashing the button, so the machine had to be disconnected.
>>340433585
CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS, NOW!
>>340437864
>4 arms
that would be cool as fuck but a nightmare to dress with
>>340434254
>>Transfer consciousness to a robot body.
There's literally no possible way to do this.
You'd be making a copy of your consciousness that lives in a robot body and then killing yourself. It'd be an entirely separate entity from you, and you'd be dead. The only possible way to do what you described is go the Samuel Hayden DOOM route.
>>340435618
>tfw floaters
it's like you permanently have a HUD made by a two year old in front of your eyes
>>340438271
I don't know if that is brilliant or really fucking dumb.
>>340438382
I guarantee you that was done on mice, and that was probably the result.
>>340421379
Not as cool and tentacle wiafu's.
>>340421379
>razer
you'll need to sell your good arm to get a prosthetic one
>>340430484
Holy fuck being a tentacle monster has been my dream, I'll cut off my arm for this.
>>340438271
WHAT THE FUCK
>>340427324
I regret reverse searching that
>>340438406
speaking of HUD I wonder if they'll be augments or accessories to give you a HUD
>>340438471
It's as makeshift of an operation as you can get
>>340438382
>mindbreak machine
It's just like my doujins.
>>340438403
>It'd be an entirely separate entity from you, and you'd be dead.
But you'd never know, the robot body version of you with an exact copy of your consciousness would still feel like it was the same you all along.
>>340438271
You know, I'd rather just cut everything below the knee off.
>>340438121
>Give me a smoking hot cyborg body so I can tease all the boys.
This, a million times this.Dude, lesbian orgy afterwards? No homo.
>>340438625
IMA GRIP N SIP
>>340429492
>200 years
We'll probably be AI constructs in a Matrix-like supercomputer by then.
>>340438121
this guy knows how to roll
>>340438271
How come no horror video game is as horrifying as modern medicine?
>>340438121
do I get to see your naples
>>340438382
This was done with mice and the mice literally starved to death because they wouldn't stop pressing the button.
>>340438403
Here's a thought experiment.
Let's say instead of transferring your consciousness to a robot body we instead change your human body into a robot body using nanomachines. We do this gradually over a long period of time until eventually there is not a single human cell left.
At what point was your consciousness "lost" and replaced by a new "robot" consciousness?
>>340430003
>not willingly going cyber-psycho
>>340438786
MOOOOOOODS
>>340438156
I don't know about a better teaching mechanism. I think that we adapt pretty quick as is. It would have to be a two part learning process: You are learning to use the limb as the limb is learning how you use it. No two people would use it in the exact same way. Think of it like inverting on a controller.
>>340438786
>Lengthening your legs
This would serve no purpose for me
>tfw short but have long legs
>>340438786
I love how they don't show the procedure for taking the drill out of the leg when it's gone far enough.
>>340431829
i got a deathadder 2014 thats great. its about 2 years now and not a problem. the glowy stuff was kinda iffy but it grows on you. now i never notice it except finding the mouse in the dark is easier
>>340433105
Please don't bully nice robots.
>>340438623
Seems easy enough to pull with floaters. Mine sometimes do look like crosshairs.
>>340438786
If you really, really cannot stand being a manlet you better be ready to go trough shit like that.
>>340438271
>>340438786
DELET THIS
What about creating new consciousnesses? That's what I want.
>>340438786
Ow, fuck.
>>340431842
>BORN IN A TABLE IN 20XX
>>340438786
manlets. when will they learn
>>340438786
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>340438654
You would if you were intelligent.
If I was an AI transferred to a robot I would know that I'm not the original, but honestly I wouldn't care.
Problem is not what my AI will think of himself, the problem is the me right now. I couldn't give a shit about any AI based off me(which is probably why my AI won't give a shit about me either), I want the me right now to have a prolonged life, not my AI.
>>340439007
You can't delete progress
>>340438786
>all of this to be a few inches taller
>>340438981
this sounds hilarious but annoying at the same time
>>340430952
No shit
Small fall on the carpet once and broke
Got another sensor started jittering
Got a logitech g9x lasted me years
>>340439002
Wonder why todd hasn't done that yet, he's not porr and it obviously bothers the fuck out of him.
>>340438121
>>340438685
Do not sexualize the Major!
>>340421379
They reversed engineered my arm
>>340436353
Nanomachines
I don't want to hack anything off. If something does happen though, mechanical.
>wake up in the morning, perfectly rested
>my body is muscular and healthy as never before
>look in the mirror and notice that i'm looking really young and fresh
>full of energy
>can eat whatever I want without getting fat
>brainpower is boosted to 160%
>can use many things via mind control
>can browse internet inside my head
thanks nanomachines
>tfw we probably all die before this gets reality
>>340439135
Oh please
She enjoys it
>>340438857
Probably around the same time enough brain damage makes you a drooling retard.
>>340439016
That's called having kids.
Hah no thanks, happy enough being able to use the tiniest touch or the hardest grasp, the fastest or slowest movement, the sensation of temperature, the 100's of hairs on my arm picking up the breeze etc etc etc
Fuck your mother
>>340438857
I considered this as a solution to the transfer problem as well. One cell at a time, replacing it with an electronic version of a brain cell that functions in the same way. Eventually you have a synthetic brain, but there is still only one you.
>>340439135
>Do not sexualize the Major!
>>340439213
>>tfw we probably all die before this gets reality
this is the worst. I'm actually considering children at this point so they get there. I'm 28 so I guess it's normal at this point.
>>340439338
that's the normie way of doing it. Literally anyone can do it that way
>>340424059
We could probably get automatic doser implants so you can get like, a decade long thing that works over time with a billion failsafes to prevent overdosing, instead of having to get daily, weekly, or monthly doses however it works.
>Implying that current technology can make artificial limbs as versatile as a human hand.
They are still clunky and noisy as fuck niggers.
Fuck, we still need to link the prosthetics to function with our actual nerves and not just the muscles of amputated members.
50 or 100 years we will see this shit, not now
>>340438121
I want to be a fuck toy so bad
>>340439442
I can't. My ovaries are dry as pepper.
>>340438786
A whopping six inches.
>>340439135
;)
>>340439338
Consciousnesses that could come out any fucking way, have to be maintained and take a long time to evolve. I'd rather have something electronic to be honest.
>>340439442
i'm a 25yo touchless virgin m8
I wish I could have kids someday but I know that I never will.
>>340436353
>Wanting to get rid of my 5 years worth of gains for some overpriced scrap limbs
Absolutely nanomachines
>>340428045
1. Energy storage is a bitch
2. If you remove a body part, phantom pain is a huge problem. Even if you did manage to remove it by having nerv connection, you would still get Phantom Pain for when you want to charge it
3. Nerves is a gigantic black box
4. Bodies ability to reject things is pretty insane, and a huge problem
>>340438857
At the point when your brain is replaced.
The problem here is that we don't know how consciousness works. If the nanomachines only replace the enclosure in which our consciousness resides, we'd be fine, but if our consciousness is perpetuated by those cells themselves it'd be no good. What I'm trying to get at is that if consciousness is along the lines of chi and is only transported through neurons, we'd be fine, as it could be moved. If consciousness is the neurons, however, it can't be moved unless you move the frontal and temporal lobes.
>>340439261
Why would there be brain damage if the entirety of the neural network of the brain was preserved when transitioning to the new "robot" material? Are you saying there's something special about brain matter that means it's the only thing from which a consciousness can spawn?
>>340437723
what is this
looks like another DoD slut
>>340421379
I built a perfect copy of Dues Ex's arm back in 2015. People stole my arm 2 weeks to a month or two ago and now it's in the news. Go figure.
This looks like a watered down version. You'll never know how much money it cost to build the first version.
>>340439568
Doesn't sound very pleasant. More like an hentai bad end.
>>340439141
>>340439539
oh my fuck....
>>340439095
if I had the money I would consider doing this. I would love to be 6'5"
>>340439213
Imagine if you were born as a farmer peasant 1000 years ago.
We don't have it that bad, no point thinking about technology that we don't even know if it will ever exist. I remember seeing some articles about how nanomachines were deemed a technological impossibility (and even if they existed it would be a huge waste to spread that technology across millions of tiny machines) so cheer up, not even your children will get it!
>>340439756
>I would love to be 6'5"
I hope you're built as fuck, then.
>>340439749
Always check your headphone before putting them on.
>>340433551
Testing the robot's pathfinding and balance.
>>340427324
There is a cure. But pharma companies will not release it since they get more money when men just buy their shitty not working creme and medicine.
>>340439742
>Doesn't sound pleasant
>Hentai bad end
I don't know what you're talking about.One of my larger fetishes is to be made into a cyborg and be like that, unable to move unless my owner allows me.I got a boner while typing that.
>>340439756
you'd look and walk like a freak though
there is a video of a guy who did this trying to run
it's fuckin pathetic
>>340433105
Some day, far in the future, AIs will find this video and call it 'historic footage of discrimination against machines'
http://www.futuretimeline.net/
If any anons are interested about browsing through fairly plausible future technology and events, this is a really fun website to browse and read around. I wouldn't put too much faith in the times, generally for stuff in this century I'd give it a decade or so for time leniency.
>>340439174
>If something does happen though, mechanical.
Reattach with nanomachines, literally no scarring except on a nanoscopic level which the naked human eye can't see.
Need a strength boost?
Nanomachines.
Need to jump high?
Nanomachines.
Dick fell off?
Nanomachines.
Need more everything?
NANOMACHINES MOTHER FUCKER!!!
>Automation is going to replace all jobs, the system won't adjust, and 90% of people will be thrown head-first into a dystopia of hellish absolute poverty.
>>340439878
>>340439141
Well, that's it. I'm killing myself now.
>>340439725
>Are you saying there's something special about brain matter
Not that guy, but yes there is. Neurons are among the only parts of the body that never get replaced. (And yes, that "all your cells get changed every 7 years" is just journalist science on par with "you only use 10% of your brain".)
That's why transferring your mind to a machine is a problem, you are literally those braincells from birth to death.
>>340439756
Isn't done on people over 5'9"
>>340440251
>Prostitution is finally legalized
>My lifelong dream is achieved
>>340440304
that sucks. why do the short people get to keep it to themselves.
>>340439878
TRIGGER WARNING
>>340440251
no, we'll all just go on welfare. of course they'll have to change the name, because of stigma.
>>340440102
Need to turn everything into a homogenous mass?
Nanomachines.
>>340440304
...that doesn't look very professional
>>340440410
you wanna be a whore?
>>340436353
>in probably 25 years
That's what you would wish, but in reality it's going to happen in 100 or 200 years.
You are going to die, accept it.
>>340440251
You mean a Judge Dredd-esque world where most of the population is unemployed, on benefits, and does stupid shit like spend all their welfare on food to become as fat as humanly possible for sheer entertainment?
>>340440459
Sounds like a lavish life.
>>340429943
>drill arm
>>340440492
Yes. I've had very little self-worth for several years now, and I figured getting paid for that would be even better.
>>340440540
MegacityOne is basically confirmed as the future now.
>>340440537
>You are going to die, accept it.
I won't be able to see Yellowstone fuck up the US?
God fucking damn it.
>>340440485
I had something like that happen to me at the dentist. Good thing my whole mouth was numb, but goddamn if I couldn't feel the hits vibrating through my bones.
>>340438786
wait, so I guess your bones just fill in the rest?
>>340440540
Is that lex luthor
Looks less like him right side up
>>340440540
Judge Dredd didn't have VR MMOs.
That'll probably stop shit like that.
>>340440459
They're actually talking about replacing welfare with "citizenship salary" in Finland.
>>340439646
Get the fuck out of your house. I was like you until I tried really hard to find someone.
>>340440736
You are going to live long enough to see how China takes over the USA as the number one economic power.
>>340440848
>implying they wouldn't be banned for being "too stimulating" like coffee, sugar and the non-caffeinated coffee replacement
>>340440485
I had a nose procedure and they just hammer a chisel directly into your face. some things just don't change. it's fine. they know what they're doing.
>>340440915
Why try?
Things like this really makes me stop and marvel at just how amazing mankind truly is, or at least can be.
We're figuring out more and more about practically everything, and we're showing no signs of slowing down.
We're figuring out flaws in how we perceive things and then proceed to abuse said flaws to forcefully create the visuals we desire.
We're forcefully combining technology and biology and "fixing" damage that would be irreparable with conventional means.
Hell, we're constantly pushing the boundaries of what conventional means include!
It's inspiring, really.
I'm looking forward to seeing how we're going to improve moving forward.
>>340438271
JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS
>>340440923
>China taking over America
As if those thin-haired squints could burgerland up. But, let's get into politics.
>>340440901
seems like an okay idea. it's like that sense of unity and camaradarie when people get their stimulus check. just enough to make ends meet. having your citizens impoverished really doesn't benefit society.
>>340439016
Tulpas?
>>340440485
Bones are strong, nigga
You think they're going to just ask it to come out nicely?
>>340440293
>Neurons are among the only parts of the body that never get replaced
They know some definitely do, they are just not sure if they all do and the current academic standing is that most don't.
You are getting dangerous close to arguing for the existence of a soul.
>you will never turn yourself into a cute fembot
What if right now is the only time to be alive, for everyone, without knowing it?
>>340429264
What if Mad Catz started making prosthetics?
>>340441371
If neurons that hold your identity are your equivalent of soul then yeah we have a soul.
>>340441391
Truly my worst nightmare
>>340441414
Don't they make all the fighting game pads?
>>340421379
Would any of you put your brain in a robot body?
>>340428389
Being able to taste food and swallow it would be enough for me. When you think of how great a dish is, you don't think about how full it makes you feel; you think of the smell, texture and heat it gives off.
>>340441391
SSSSSSSSOURCE MY NEGRO
>>340441638
I'd put my dick in a robot body.
>>340441638
If by robot you mean extremely durable, form shifting and immortal and also handsome and QT then absolutely, anyone who doesn't is a cuck or isn't going to get cucked
>>340441371
the "soul" is just some flowery term for your current self.
>>340441371
>>340440293
I read somewhere that despite brain cells (not all nerve cells) never die of old age, there is a stash of stem cells exclusive for brain use, it's just not enough to fix some major damage.
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