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Okay, I'll bite. Where are the memes in this upcoming game?
>>340417719
trailer had horse masks, pepe the frog, guy fawkes masks, etc
>>340417451
Well, OP? Gonna elaborate?
Your absolutely bottom feeder tier thread is going to get pruned if you don't start shitposting soon. Or are you just a faggot who can't help himself from saving images, renaming them and then posting them on 4chan in the hope of getting those precious (you)s?
I hope it was worth it.
I don't get it.
Negroids barely live in San Fran. And the ones who do are mostly homeless or criminals, certainly not hackers or part of the tech industry.
>>340418152
WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH
>>340418008
>pepe
bullshit
>>340417451
Why does every sequel to a game that noone wants always go the "hehe whacky and bright" route?
Meme: The Meme
>>340418008
>pepe the frog
screenshots now
>>340417451
This protag looks younger than the first one. Definitely memey and going for the meme crowd.
>>340417451
>implying if a black guy hacked something the SWAT hadn't shot him in like 5 minutes
>>340418327
It's probably some marketing trend that some studies have shown more people buy when there are bright colors on the box.
>>340418438
here boys
>>340418371
Meme: The Cuck
cuck
>>340418152
Isn't San Fran one of the whitest places in the states?
>>340418557
Simply ebin
>>340417451
Who wanna play as nigger ?
>>340418242
Blacks got pushed out of Oakland within the past 15 years. Oakland used to be 50% black but now there's more Hispanics and whites than blacks.
>>340418557
no FUCKING way
>>340417451
What are some ACTUAL cyber criminal games and not this "Press X to Hack" bullshit. Shit like Uplink is what I want.
>>340417451
Watch dogs was made to appeal to redditors since the inception. The game is designed for people to discover memes and then share them on social media.
>>340418557
why even fucking try living anymore
>>340418557
GOTY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY
>>340418568
lolno, cities like Omaha and Portland are the whitest. San Francisco is like 45% White, 40% asian, 5% nig.
>>340418557
Hopefully this will finally kill frogpostingnah, even facebook couldn't kill it. we're stuck with this bullshit
>>340417451
That's a legit nice cover art
>>340417451
>black protagonist
now say with me
WE
>>340417451
not wanting to be a contrarian but already being one...i would love to play a game in with you play the corporation/law/the man agent and beat to shitty rebels to submission...l
>>340418557
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>340418759
I H II IL
>>340417719
>>340418102
Isn't clear enough? A geek dindu hacker riding around San Francisco with his anarchists and feminists friends and fighting the oppressive, capitalist and patriarchal society.
This will be literally the most memest, clichest and cancerous game ever. This summarize all the SJW culture in one piece of videogame.
Only Ubi could delivery something like this. It's a living meme literally.
>>340417451
>LE BLACK CRIMINAL MEME GAME
Why does this racist garbage have to paint all blacks as criminals? Do they not understand that 50% of murders are committed by whites?
>>340418568
Nah, but the homo game here is redonk.
>>340418557
yes it is all going according to plan
>>340418489
how is that relevant
>>340417451
>this shit sold enough to get a sequel
Someone please end it. What did we do to deserve being stuck in this doomed timeline.
>Watch_Dogs 1 was a disaster
>still gets a sequel
Ubisoft
What the fuck are you doing
>>340418557
I thought you were just bullshitting but WHAT IT'S FUCKING REAL
>fuk yea! fight da man!
>game is produced by a corporate giant
Hipsters don't actually fall for this, do they?
>>340418759
HACKAZZ N SHEEET
>>340418557
Is this the moment? Where it all ends.
>>340418709
Close, but switch White and Asian. I lived there for years, SF was 46% Chinese back in 2010, that isn't even counting other Asians. I'm sure the numbers have only increased.
>>340418940
Realism
>>340418882
That is some meta b8 right there. good job
>>340418882
>40% of murders are committed by 15% of the population
>>340418943
They allready planned to make it a yearly franchise when planning for the first one. During the time the first one was done they had probably allready finished preproduction on the second.
>>340418727
If anything they'll start merchandising it for school supplies like Coolface.
>>340418943
The first game was a commercial success anon
>>340418943
It sold well because the gaming communiry as a whole take what theyre told to take. The ps4 and x1 selling well and now a reboot occuring, shows that.
"Gamers" are suckers for hype and cant wait 2 days for actual non-paid reviews of shilled games.
End result is sequels to mediocre games that sold millions at $60+ a pop.
>>340418964
not actual hipsters, they're not even paying attention to current games. they're replaying gone home for the 50th time and finishing off their commodore 64 collection, and polishing their turbo graphics 16s. this game isn't for hipsters, it's for idiots and children.yes hipsters can be idiots too but my point is that it's not aimed at them
>>340418652
Pretty much all marketing and consumer markets try and tie into social media. It's literally free advertising when someone shares their love of some product and their friends all see it.
Also, almost all social shit happens in an online space now, so of course products are gonna pander to memes since it's how people communicate online now.
Memes and Internet are like sports and alcohol. Seemingly disparate yet never separate.
>>340419197
So is every CoD...
>>340418964
>hipsters complain about capitalism
>always buying new iphones and starbucks
What do you think?
>>340418557
GOTY
O
T
Y
>make a thread about any other minority
>everyone have fun bullying
>make a thread about niggers
>half the thread is butthurt apologist cuckolds and tumbrl
Why?
>>340417451
Game kinda looks blah.
Maybe this will be the first Ubisoft game that isn't downgraded.
>>340418943
from the very start they said we're sorry for WD1, but we're going to make WD2 the game everyone promised. if[whenthis one tanks it'll be the last we see of WD
>made by ubisoft
>black protagonist
>teenage anarchists fighting against evil society
>literally fucking frog in the trailer
This is where it all ends. Just add a masculine woman with pink hair and everything will be complete. It's literally Vidya Industry: The Game.
>>340419297
White guilt.
>>340419241
yea
That's why the keep making them.
>game that nobody liked and nobody bought
>hey, let's make a sequel!
Why?
>>340419209
WE
*hacks purple drank machine*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*hacks worldstar*
WE WUZ
*hacks felony record*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*hacks alimony*
HOL UP HOL UP
*hacks welfare office*
WE WUZ HACKS N SHEEIT?
>>340419060
>It's ok when white people do it
Classic American post
>>340417451
Wasn't the first game was absolute mess? How this got greenlit?
>>340419505
Development probably started right after 1 went gold
>>340419505
Watch Dogs 1 sold a shitload
>>340419498
>mfw Americucks
>>340419135
coolface was copyrighted by the autistic cunt that made the first one. he posted it on his deviant art. those copyright donut steel memes are actually legit in the case of intellectual property theft.i tried making and selling coolface t shirts on spreadshirt in 2010 and got a C&D from that faggot
Oui, fight the system, goyim!
But don't forget to buy our games first.
>>340418995
I've seen pepe on ESPN.
>>340419597
Wasn't coolface just a copy of an old mighty mouse reaction image to begin with?
>>340419362
Don't forget the black protag probably has a white or asian love interest
>>340418557
>4chan memes Pepe into a whole bunch of games
>Then memes him into be a white supremacy, nazi, jew-killing symbol
>Now all of these progressive games are proudly displacing white-supremacy images
All according to plan.
Every programming class from HS to college I have been in has had at least oneotherblack guy, but zero females.
>>340419437
a simple google search
when did /v/ became so uninformed
>>340419752
A meme dream come true at last
>>340419362
>black protagonist
The only point that doesn't matter.
>>340419769
There's a nigger in my Comp Sci class from Uganda. He's the only non-white there. There's at least 30 girls in the class though.
>>340419752
>Then memes him into be a white supremacy, nazi, jew-killing symbol
Pepe is a lot of things.
>>340417451
I would never ever purchase, or recommend purchasing this game for the following reasons:
-Ubisoft
-Racial propaganda
>>340419241
Did you think Transformers and Avatar weren't blunders because they were garbage?
>>340419808
I think the game sucked so much that we all just assumed it flopped.
>>340418557
Did they get Matt Furie's permission?
>>340417451
This announcement was great for all the triggering it caused. I hope we get more games with minority protags.
Screencap this.
Protagonist is gay. He's literally a black fag.
>>340420024
Well European race is a minority, so does that count?
>>340418943
they think they can Get enough sales due to the protag being black and memes
Ubisoft
>beautiful CG trailer
>suddenly cuts to ingame that looks GTA V tier
What the actual fuck ubisoft
>>340417451
>play as a black guy from oakland
>arrested for being black
>weapon is basically sock filled with quarters
should of went with the chinese protag
then you could have 1000 inoffensive Bruce Lee references because San Francisco
>>340420024
>mfw /v/ gets triggered
>>340417451YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
>>340419597
I've already applied for the copyright of pepe, one more week until acceptance
>>340420085
That would be cool and probably a first for a AAA game
>>340419769
People on this site don't know any real black people. They would have to go outside to do that.
>>340420140
It's okay when we get triggered about retarded shit and act like dumb asses who don't even play games
>>340420098
>European race
>>340419297
Because /v/ is full of Tumber posters thanks to the GG fiasco.
it's kinda annoying, it like these cucks don't think I can defend myself online
Fucking White Guild cucks are really anoying
T.Black anon
>>340419913
>my Comp Sci class
So what language is the class about?
>>340418152
well the main protagonist is a criminal so I dont get your point
>>340420264
Pretty sure /v/ was just always this way and it's not your evil boogieman site.
>>340420306
moon
>>340420149
won't get accepted because it belongs to the guy that originally drew it. you have 1 week until rejection and being charged with copyright fraud. good luck with that one kek
>>340419297
Maybe you should go somewhere else if you need a hugbox?
>>340420106
Just about everything that talk about making the world feel alive was already done by GTA V 3 years ago, and with the Watch Dogs history of downgrades I don't even expect that.
Also some guy just said "lulzy"
>>340418943
Sunk Cost Fallacy. They already spent a couple hundred millions on the franchise(art, design, assets, marketing) and the first game made a slight profit so they just can't stop.
>>340420370
No /v has never been this "progressive"
stop trying to rewrite history
>>340418652
>>340418842
these are fake right ? I know it's sad that I even have to ask but there is no way that is real... or is there ?
>>340420483
>/v/
>progressive
If you say so
>>340420483
/v/ has never been conservative, anon. It's always had a mixture of political ideologies. Stop trying to revise history to fit your newfag post-GG view of the world
Also not being fucking butthurt about a black character and literally acting like a fucking SJW doesn't somehow make people progressive.
>>340418661
is this the beginning of the end for pepe, brehs?
WE CAN STILL SAVE HIM
>>340418557
>first Rainbow Dash
>now this
>>340420306
I suppose I should've said "Comp Sci course" rather than class. We don't do just the one language in the Programming class though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4jBSqaVq44
the protagonist is definitely an improvement at least as far as character design
QUALITY WRITING UBI GREAT JOB!
Between Pepe in this and Nolan crashing another plane with no survivors, it's been a successful week to be a meme.
>>340418557
Surely Pepe is actually a copyrighted character though
>>340419769
here there are 25ish girl. 2 black guy. rest is asocial nerds like 100 people.
>>340419808
Jesus fuck. Even a vidya crash couldn't save gaming now, we need another world war to clean up the gene pool and start over.
>>340420653
i never said /v/ was Conservative
but you used to be able to say NIGGER or FAGGOT
with out 50 fucking people going
>>>/pol/ or
WHOA WE DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS HEAR
/v/ and all of 4chan didn't give a shit
>>340420024
But whites are the world's minority.
>>340420830
>getting offended by people complaining
wew laddddddy
>>340420736
This is going to end up in a cringe compilation for 2016.
>>340420736
>flat brim cap
>shades
>earbuds
>skinny acid jeans
Couldn't disagree more.
>>340420672
Pepe's time has come to an end.
We need something that normies will never cling on to.
I nominate loliposting.
>>340420816
But then they'd not be educated in what was a meme, and would mistake pepe for a god, and the feels man for the mona lisa.
to be fair, hackers movies, games, series are for people that don't know shit about hacking and even computers
/g/ isn't even impressed and /g/ is full of casuals
>>340417451
>black guy hangs out with white trash
why am I not surprised? the white bitch has fucking cornrows for fucks sake
>>340418557
OH SHIT I LOVE MEMES
>>340420962
>and would mistake pepe for a god
Someone's not heard about KEK yet.
>>340420816
it is not about gaming or games anymore, it is about the hype. having all these "cool" youtubers and twitch streamers playing the game makes a lot of kids buy the game. they play it for a bit until the hype has cooled off and never touch it again. they dont even care if it's good really because they got what they wanted and that is a bit of mindless fun and being part of the hype.
>>340417451
At least it'll have another punk chick to get gang banged in SFM
>>340420830
half of /v/ just fishing for replies, and you retards give out (you)s like its christmas when triggered
>playing as a nigger
when did devs stop giving players the opportunity to just make their own dude or dudette in games where it was applicable
blacks fucking stink
>>340420759
i like memes
>>340421052
That's not a white woman. What's with Americans and their warped view of what white people actually look like?
>>340420830
See, there is a massive fucking difference between now and then in the racism here. Back in the day it was more of a playful Archie bunker kind of racism and not this retarded edgy white boy and inbred hick racism.
Also you seem to be demanding a safespace for your views
>>340420963
it's a shame no one takes something like uplink at least and implements that into a full open world game.
>>340420672
it's over anon, he survived longer than any meme before him. even 9fag and fagbook couldnt bring him down but now... now it is over. good night sweet pepe, although I must hate you now know that you will always have a place in my heart.
>>340420963
He's basically holding a fucking magic wand that allows him to take control over anything with a chip and wifi/bluetooth connection. That's not hacking, that's fantasy.
>>340420941
there should be one loli that we could post
shinobu is the best choice
>>340417451
Looks fun. I want to recreate ferguson. Can't wait to play as the gorilla nigger main character and go into maximum monkey massacre mode.
>>340418557
Pepe but no feelsguy?
>>340421126
do you want to get banned? you know that type of comment isn't allowed anymore right?
>>340417451
Now with iconic sunglasses!
never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC83kY3rywE
>>340418557
All according to plan.
>>340421126
Why is it not allowed to inform people who clearly need to leave for /pol/ to do so, but it's okay for /pol/ to demand people go to tumblr, reddit, etc?
>>340421291
People have been banned for blatant racism here for years m8. I remember a massive controversy about it back in 2012
>>340421314
>being non-white
>>340421361
Oh my. This game is /pol/ simulator.
>>340421126
Knock it off you racist, whites commit more crimes than blacks on average.
Whites didn't even know how to bathe before africans showed them.
>>340421126
Because you can't make your own character in a lot of games. The first game was garbage anyways, why bother with this new pile of shit?
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS BOARD
>>340421361
>people still think the guy who made this is some edgy /pol/tard
Kind of funny
>>340421508
>this isn't fair! MY SAFE SPACE
4chan isn't a safespace for racist faggots any more than it is for tumblr, kiddo. No one gets a safespace here.
>>340417451
Is that that redskin from the Infamous game on the left?
>>340421361
i love the asspain this video caused when half of it is shit like "avid video game player" and "lives in parent's basement"
>leftie
Dropped.
>>340421496
Too blatant lad.
>>340420508
of course they are real. theres more memes too. and this is just the signs.
>>340421361
That only works if the game designers implement permanent city change.
IE keep shooting blacks and the game slowly stops populating the city with blacks, and the graffiti around the city starts fading, everything starts looking nicer, things like that.
Otherwise you're essentially just masturbating.
>>340421361
>frequently watch anime
just like my animes
>>340421625
DAS RACIST
>>340421205
yeah, I hear about uplink, looks nice and very fun.
>>340421245
we are going to get that kind of technology someday, but it will be just as hard to enter and compromise a system. Also, it's stupid thinking that government and private companies "white hat" hackers aren't as good as the cool guys AKA "black hat" hackers
hackers or security experts from DEA, NSA, FSB, MI5/6 are people with a high level of expertise. The black hat hackers are the ones who gets the fame but people doing the good thing are also great
>>340418568
No. It's one of the gayest though. They even show some of it in the trailer.
>/v/ gets triggered over a colored protagonist AGAIN
I get the hate for mafia 3 because you're supposed to play as an Italian, but this game? I'm sure it'll have "progressive" themes but that's not much worse than Generic Whiteman from the first game.
Reminder it's 2016, there's no fucking reason to oppose a Colored Person main character in the year of 2016
>it's gonna sell like shit because no one wants to play a game as some black lives matter freak with his coalburning interracial girlfriend and fellow cucks fighting for social change using a magic phone
ubisoft is filth
Post the /pol/ webm!
>>340420768
that's why it's not pepe, it's a nonpepe sad frog. if they could, they would have used the actual pepe image
>>340420350
underrated
>hipster nigger
>memes everywhere
>gta clone
its shit
>>340421862
It's a shame they fucked up the first game so badly. They had a main character from Belfast. That shit could've actually been interesting. Being raised in a city being bombed by its own people, having him experience that Catholic/Protestant division and outright hatred of one another. In the end, they didn't even give him a Belfast accent. What a waste.
>>340421874
The VAST majority of people do not care, anon. Stop lying to yourself.
>>340418557
Ayy.
>>340420736
>literally 3D printing a gun
fuck i hate this world
>>340421967
WUZ
*hacks KFC*
HE A GUD BOI HE DINDUNUTHINS
we wuz hackerz n shit
>>340421743
>it's all real
I haven't purchased an Ubisoft game in a while, guess I won't be getting one anytime soon either.
>>340421838
Yeah, and it's simple enough to implement for more casual players. Would help a lot.
>>340422112
CHIMPS
>>340418152
Was the guy in the first game a hacker?
>>340422058
You probably thought about his heritage more than they did. Their thinking was probably limited to picking a place on the world map.
>>340421123
Oh man, just imagine her on stage talking about WD2. Do you think she'll draw attention to the memes? God, I hope she makes a rare pepe stock market joke. Maybe he'll be a recurring thing in the game, like a mascot like the anime cat in Saint's Row. Peppy the frog.
>>340420264
Nobody cares what you think worthless niggershit
>>340422112
HACKERZ
>>340422191
This is like that dumbass psychologist who claimed that IQ tests are racist. If you've never taken an IQ test, they're literally logic puzzles.
>>340417451
>"Our last game was shit, what do we do to fix it"
>"Add a tonne of epic!! saturated colours to distract normies long enough for them to purchase it"
>"Perfect"
WE WUZ HACKURS N SHIET
Reminder that, for the 4th time, people are going fall for Ubisoft's shit.
They'll preorder the game
Buy it
and then they'll complain that game is buggy as shit and mediocre, swearing that they'll never buy a Ubisoft game again.
can't we remove /pol/ from /v/ pls? you know nothing of video games you probably don't even play video games why are you here
almost the entire thread consists of not vidya related discussion
>>340422173
> hacker sticker
>>340422281
>heritage
He was literally born in Belfast. You don't pick Belfast during The Troubles at random. It was a conscious decision that they just didn't bother following up.
>>340418795
I expect this as next hacked text on those panels
HE'S REAL
cant wait to get my character arrested tons of times to make it realistic
or occasionally let myself get shot by a white cop ofcourse
>>340422173
Is he watching one piece
>>340421862
san francisco is like 50% gook, 2% nigger. i doubt anyone would be complaining if the MC was an asian and no yet another forced nigger.
>>340418964
They want to live in their favorite city as someone else than complete loser.
>man why dey popo coming afta me I did no crime
>ayyoo hol up lemme just beat dis black bitch
kek
Despite this game looking hipster as fuck, I am going to keep a eye on it. If they can improve almost everything from the first Watch_Dogs and make it more fun, it might be worth it as long as the story isn't shit again (Which I suspect it will be). Then again, anything is better then Aiden.
>>340417451
First one was unintentionally capable of letting us create a dream world, wonder what Ubifags would think if they saw this kek. They'll probably be more blunders to exploit this time around.
I don't know why /v/ is obsessed with the dude's skin color when there are so many worse things about this reveal.
>graphics look worse than INI edited watch dogs and are still probably bullshots
>car physics somehow look even worse
>le reddit maymays everywhere
>weapon is a fucking ball on a rope and the animation for it looks like a retard spazzing out with a yo-yo on the playground
>group hacking nonsense
>quadcopter racing looks ungodly slow and clunky
>no mentiom of spying on people's private lives
>set in worst city in America, including Detroit, simply because GTAV was set in a similar fictional location but lacked their fictional San Fran city
>selfies
>no mention of robospider, which was literally the only fun thing in the first game
>>340417451
The New Far Cry is looking great!
>>340418873
Please no. Please tell me they didn't market the game like this.
day one pirate bay preorder, if at all possible, just to get the nigger shot as much as i can
maybe ubi will be kind enough to add animations for dying pharoahs so that i can masturbate and make youtube clips of marcus' agony as he squirms about on the ground after taking a bullet to his spine
>>340418557
Time to wake the old PEE PEE POO POO
I'm actually excited to see a black 4chan memer protagonist to this game.
I can only hope he's as cringe inducing as the black woman that's Ubisoft's spokesman.
I don't give a fuck that he's black I have a problem that they all look super generic design wise. Like everything you could steretype for people being rebellious.
>Guy with studded top, spikes and tats for good measure
>Guy with buttons and skulls and more skull on pants
>Girl has torn clothing and more skulls
>Laptop covered in even more skulls
>Guy in dedsec wears a fucking dedsec cap
>>340422191
>computers are racist
this is the world we live in
I LOVE WHAT DOGS XD
More /mlp/ memes incoming in Bland_Game 2: Bland Harder
>>340418613
This is why I don't want Trump to build the wall... I want spics to kill all the nogs.
Will there be gay clubs that I can shoot up in this game?
The fuck?
Did he just knock someone out with a fucking Jo-Jo /Yoyo ?
>Reusing animation from Tom Clancy shit new yourk game
welp
>>340422543
Fucking ubisoft is just killing themselves with the trans pandering shit. I was already using interest in assassins creed because they clearly stopped giving a shit about the story, but hearing there was a tranny in syndicate was enough to ensure I never buy it.
Gonna do the same with this game if it's really gonna pull a "trans stronk hackers" shit.
Thank god they can't find a way to shoe horn mentally ill people into For Honor
So this is basically a SJW power fantasy?
I thought they hate guns?
>>340417451
>a game that involves internet culture has shitty memes in it.
No fucking way. Its not like they are everywhere not only on the internet, but everywhere in pop culture. The game is more than likely bound to be shit due to Ubisoft in charge of making it. Shills please leave.
>>340417451
https://www.amazon.com/Worthington-Cylinders-14-9CUFT-Helium-Tank/dp/B0079V49AA
>>340422773
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>>340422706
It's just ironic racism or genuine retardation. It's fun to feel like you're part of a group even if the group is the people in this thread.
Funny thing is, they would never breath of word of this shit in person because they're insecure children.
>>340422924
It's a billiard ball on a rope.
>>340422902
FUCKING WOW
>>340423014
Already cracked, for the second time
Lemme guess.
If this shit bombs they are going port to NX 3 months later and say that NX don't have a big userbase or some shit like that.
>>340422173
>This nig looks like a suspicious hacker Timothy. Should we bust him?
>Nah. Jailing black people is illegal now in SF.
>>340417451
Was making him black a way to justify those murder spree videos people would upload?
>>340422701
Except nothing you did actually affected the world on a larger scale, so you weren't actually creating any kind of world.
You can practically taste the KILL ALL WHITE MEN FIGHT THE OPPRESSORS BERNIE '16 dogshit narrative.
>black protagonist
inb4 10k sales
>literally ball and string used as shitty nunchaku
>>340423021
>It's just ironic racism
Whatever helps you sleep at night, nigger.
they dumped AIDEN?
LMFAO
>>340421361
>>340422701
I can honestly see them implementing a no shooting civilians thing to prevent this from happening again
>>340422918
even if trump deports all of the illegal spics, there will still be tens of millions of LEGAL spics we can't get rid of because they're the sons and daughters of the illegals, but they're born here so they are citizens.
based spics will continue to push subhuman negroids out of the cities and then whites can move back to the cities without fearing for their safety.
>>340423014
Ubisoft doesn't use it.
>>340423021
IKR?
Whites are violent scum that are only like 12% of the population and commit something like 55% of all violent crime. Whites need to be banned from /v/ immediately for being such scum.
>>340423108
>>340423208
well... then enjoy your black hacker LOL
>black pc
lmao kiss your international sales goodbye
>>340421625
>What is /pol/ , /k/, /a/ and /tv/
>Implying people aren't getting more racist the more you force this diversity down their throats.
Rope day is coming anon I hope you coal burners and nu-males get hanged.
>>340423187
we da hackerz no, white BOI
we be in ur computerz
we in this shit now BITCH
we gots the computers now so whitey din gon have ta get da fuk outta here
HOLD UP HOLD UP NIGGA
YO BE SAYI, THA WE BE HACKERSSS AND SHIT....
SHIIIT MARCUS U BE TRIPPIN DOG
>>340422543
Well, it is set in San Francisco.
I hope Vivendi murders Ubisoft.
i wonder if i'll get to attack and accost political opponents on the street
>>340423338
Serious question, how does he comfortably walk? Or walk at all really
YO NIGGA JAVA OR C#
How can Ubisoft expect me to take their game seriously when they put wildly unrealistic shit like a black man being able to operate and understand sophisticated hacking software?
>>340423187
I can't blame them there, Aiden was painfully dull and boring.
I know I'm ready for some "game play" at E3. I am ready for all those awards. I am ready for those beautiful scenery. I'm sure after the first one with all the glitches, ubisoft has learned their lessons. I am ready for the game to be release and that it will look like the one from E3. I am ready. I don't buy their games but I am ready for the hype.
What if this game's actually good?
>>340423425
fucking KEK that pic
>>340423193
>[OUT OF SYNC]
>A GOOD GUY WOULDN'T SHOOT CIVILIANS!
oh god
>>340418661
You don't even play as a hacker, you play as akeker
>>340423425
>That image
lmfao
How would Watch_Dogs 2 turn out with Haze as its protagonist?
>>340418873
What fucking capitalist lives in SF and was not hanged by a crazy communist tranny?
What the fuck happened to this place?
Half the people in this thread sounds like they're from Reddit and Tumblr.
>Much pol
Fuck off, it's fucking ubisoft, we know why put the shit in their games. They care more about looking progressive then they do about making video games.
This place is going the way of /co/.
Who is gonna buy this shitty game?
Blacks dont play videogames that arent sports games or fighting games. The ones who do play other stuff are giant weebs.
>people falling for Watch Dogs again
>people falling for Ubisoft again
>people falling for open world "sandbox" games constantly
Consumers are fucking retarded.
Also what the fuck were those driving mechanics.
>>340420962
>and the feels man for the mona lisa
It's called wojak, my young redditor.
Is this the Main Character?
>>340423296
Whoa there kid. Careful with that hyperbole you might cut yourself on all those edges.
>>340423709
i'll pirate it just to shit on this game properly
Iactually liked Watch_Dogs and thought it was an okay game, but clearly did not reach the potential or vision they could have achieved with the title.
Watch Dogs San Andreas
>>340417451
>original game was a blunder
>even considered a pile of shit by normies
>huur let's make a sequel!
Why though?
>>340423473
they literally cant
>>340420843
Good.
>>340423159
>or genuine retardation
Case in point.
>>340418557
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340422173
desu, he looks okay. But you just know the story will be about corrupt cops gunning down BLM members.
Also it will be unpolished shit with shitton of grinding and non-existant hacking, like the first one.
>>340423859
But SA was good
>>340422976
>Thank god they can't find a way to shoe horn mentally ill people into For Honor
oh just you wait
<--- the extent of african technology over tens of thousands of years
Honest Watch Dogs 2 trailer
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ele_dj3ud38
>>340423862
ubi isn't doing asscreed for the first time in 5 years or something
need a new cashcow
>>340423685
Plus black MCs don't sell internationally, hence asians needing edited TFA movie posters and the movie still dragging there.
It's like their only target audience is progressive americans.
>>340420843
No they're not, "Whites" in its broadest meaning are one of the largest ethnic groups on the planet. Unless you're a stormfronter who thinks all non-whites are a part of the same monolithic group.
>>340423486
but the Watchdogs universe they made computers easy like T.V.
>>340423597
>Come across someone in watch dogs 2
>Scan them
>"Frequently posts online about trans people being mentally ill"
>Game drops everything and gives you a singular mission to kill this guy
>No way to progress past this, he's the only objective on the map
UBISOFT YESIn all seriousness it would not surprise me at all if they decide to do something like this, and of course make the poster look ugly for thinking facts
Meme: The Game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgeh15bB6nY
>>340418557
THEY STEAL OUR DANK MEMES LET'S START A WAR.
>>340423862
It sold like hotcakes.
>NIGGER HACKER
My fucking sides.
>>340423621
I would buy it and I don't even buy Ubi games.
Shame they have no dick to even air few fucks in their trailer music.
>>340423927
>ur retarded if you don't like smelly niggers like me
>>340423904
Wouldn't be fair otherwise.
reminder that ubisoft is in this very thread
>Devs still using stale reddit memes from 10 years ago
So its about niggers trying to take over San Fran?
>>340420672
time to spam pepe poopoo again.
>>340424000
But this isn't a cashcow-able IP, not for Ubisoft at least. They suck at doing anything with proper vehicles.
>>340424071
It sold pretty averagely over here, initial hype was good but once the preorder faggots got it they all started crying about it and no-one really wanted to buy it after that.
>>340423783
i think it might be this guy.
>>340423621
It'd be a masterpiece. Some vidya dev should really hire Jake.
>game looks like shit
>story looks like shit
ubisoft does it again
>>340424025
Are you an American? One of those idiots that thinks you can be a "white" spic?
>implying it matters what kind of shitskin you are
If you ain't white, you ain't right.
>>340422918
It won't change that
Legal illegal
Hispanics dislike blacks worse than whites , and it isn't because of color but because of the fact that they cause crime in their area
>San Francisco
Shit tier city.
1) powerlines fucking EVERYWHERE, looks like some bootlegged city from India
2) speaking of india, there's poo everywhere in the streets. i've never seen more public defecation in my life
3) full of ugly little gooks. everywhere you go, you're an entire foot taller than everyone because the city has been taken over by 4 foot tall brown gremlins
4) way too expensive. the real game should be Dindu Nuffin rushing around the city trying to find an affordable apartment.
>>340423963
It would crush me. I'm actually hyped for that game despite it being ubisoft. They can rarely churn out a good game, siege showed that, but they need to put in fucking effort, and not cram in messages
>>340424142
*tips tinfoil fedora*
looks good
>>340424245
Didn't disprove anything I said. People are white when it suits your agenda and they're not white when they don't. Your type are fucking pathetic.
>>340424071
Only because it was a new IP and used theost egregious bullshotting to date. This is sequel to a known shit game, and looks just as shit as the first one
>>340424142
inb4 we all end up in a news article about how racist and unwilling to have 'diversity' shoved down their throats gamers are
sup gawker you gots a settlement to pay
>>340424071
but was panned by critics and gamers alike. Jist like the latest AssCreed or the Division.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
But people are slowly learning about Ubisoft, at least my colleagues do.
>>340424025
lolwut? are you trying to count curryniggers as white or something?
>>340422543
People performing illegal activites DESERVE MORE RIGHTS BECAUSE WERE BLACK AND TRANSGENDERED!
Holy shit, how do hey get this fucking stupid?
>My clothes and lifestyle incriminate me but you shouldn't take it seriously because it's just for appearances
You can't wear shit that says you hack people and do shady shit and expect people to take you seriously.
>>340424319
KEKUNA
>Another nigger in cover
>"can't wait to hack Pepe into billboards"
>another empty and meaningless open world full of a skill tree grindfest and checklists
fuck this
>>340418557
lmao, I'm fucking done with video games
>>340419447
Haha. Nice.
>>340422693
>>340422596
>>340422619
Fuck off, marketer
>>340418943
>he doesn't know how the world works
poor anon
>>340417719
I saw the Y U NO rage-face somewhere
Anyone else starting to think this might be a good present for their wife's boyfriend on father's day?
>dull and bland character in the original
>squandered the setting of Chicago with a narrative that was as generic as narratives get
>decide to replace him with someone new, give the game and protagonist a bit more character
>/v/ doing the whole racism thing as usual
When has a black character ever been bad? I thought /v/ loved the story and over the top nature of San Andreas. How is making Watch Dogs 2's character a black man any worse than Aiden Pearce, who was as boring and white as Wonderbread?
Cant wait for GTA 6 to be announced in E3 so this pile of shit gets buried under it.
>>340423709
>we wanted to have some depth to the driving
>*shows player doing a 270 degree left hand turn at 60 miles per hour*
>>340424236
>(almost) kill your OWN DAUGHTER
>PROBABLY the worst decision you've ever made
Kill that man
>>340419505
It's called patches, fuckface. You know, those things every other modern game gets?
>>340421065
Poor guy.
>>340424529
Fuck off shill
>live in San Francisco
>see these hipster faggots everyday
>Ubisoft thinks I want to play as them in my vidya
No.
>>340424236
>Florida
Florida doesn't count, nigga. Only crazy people live in Florida. Skin color is irrelevant in that state.
>>340417451
>not calling it Watch Dawgs
>>340417451
>99% of this thread is people geting triggered at black people
America is really this fucked?
Tumblr//pol/ fags are really the future of that fucking country?
>>340424362
> People are white when it suits your agenda and they're not white when they don't
Top kek. Nice strawman m8. I'm incredibly rigid with my definition of white. Shitskins like you aren't white. No matter how badly you wish you were.
>>340424085
Stop being racist, I'm sure there's one somewhere.
Why isn't this the box cover?
>>340419808
Ubisoft are marketing geniuses. No matter how many shitty soulless games they spew out, people will always buy them.
>>340420736
Are you gay, nigger?
>>340418557
Man, Matt Furie must be so bummed by now. I hope he gets his money
>>340424663
FUCKING KEK
>>340424309
You forgot to mention that it's also Faggot HQ.
>>340424670
America's doctors-in-training needed counseling when they saw Donald Trump's name written in chalk on the ground. That's how fucking America is.
>>340418557
STOP
>>340424779
SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHA
WE R LEGION
>>340424678
>I'm sure there's one somewhere.
Makes sense. Hacking is a crime and crime is for niggers.
>>340418709
>Omaha
Are you referring to Omaha, NE? I can assure you, we have a LOT of black population here.
>>340424413
EVERY NON-WHITE RACE ISN'T THE SAME, THAT IS THE POINT I AM TRYING TO GET ACROSS. If you count every black person as belonging to the same ethnicity, then every singly person in russia and europe(to the Mediterranean) and some of those in the middle east can be considered WHITE. Don't employ double standards and not expect them to be called out.
If you only consider north-western europeans and their descendants as white, then do the same for other RACES and their sub categories.
>>340424316
Yeah it does look like something decent for once. Still, wait for reviews.
>>340418629
Actual hacking is very complex and could not be portrayed in vidya
>>340423859
>HACKER
>VIRUS
>EPIC FAIL
Holy shit, Ubisoft is awful.
>>340424693
Because all black men are innocent.
Didn't you get the memo anon?
>Another Watch_dogshit2 shilling thread
Just stop, no one cares.
Do you think the MC of this game would move to Germany if Trump got elected?
>>340418557
absolutely embarrassing
Ok, I'm a European guy and I'm wonder.. do hackers(the Lulzsec kind etc.) really look like such edgy hipster turds?
I always imagined them just looking like scrawny nerds in plain clothes
>>340419597
good. you know he's doing that because coolface stopped being funny a long time ago and he had at least some power to stop it. personally i commend whynne for that
>>340423859
HACKERMAN
>>340424531
>GTA 6
more like RD3 or Red Dead Remaster
>>340424418
>hacking is exclusively a criminal activitie
are you some sort of sad suburban kid?
do you get scared your computer got infected by a virus when someone links you to a torrent site that has an audio ad?
>>340424971
>the middle east
>war every day
>white
yes
![God+damn+i+love+being+white+everyone_394074_5423225[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yk0Y8jz.jpg "God+damn+i+love+being+white+everyone 394074 5423225[1]")
>>340424962
>>340425030
>thousands of fucking replies in total
>nobody cares
fuck outta here
>>340424531
>GTAV expansion announced
>puts San Fierro into the game
>Ubisoft cucked so hard they cancel their segment
I'd laugh so hard my ribs would crack.
>>340425109
Im fine with either. Cyberpunk GTA would be the best one though.
>>340425042
>women want to move to modern day germany
Have fun being raped I guess. Just moving to somewhere even worse.
Let's test if there's (((Ubisoft))) shills watching over us
http://skidrowcodex.com/watch-dogs-complete-edition-pc-torrent-download/
>>340425042
Do they not realize this actually makes most of the population want to vote for Trump even more? Less degenerates in my country, awesome.
I find it hilarious how uppity niggers think threatening to leave the country will change people's minds, as if they contribute anything positive to our culture.
>>340425042
God I feel bad for those poor native Germans.
>>340425042
My bet is that we assassinate Trump 2.0 in this game
>>340425062
American socialists look like the fags in this game.
>>340424693
prob the same reason nobody makes any parallel point when the protagonist is white.
>>340424529
kill yourself.
Either you're a shill or just too fucking lazy to go and find good examples and post them.
If you want discussion, post something worthy of debate.
San Andreas main protag wasn't made black to pander to white people on active social media asking for black people. However that's completely different with a dev like Ubi shoe-horning in why black American who perform illegal shit deserve more rights.
Watch Dogs 2 will be about a black dude hacking people, stealing money, and killing people. Instead of showcasing how horrible he is and trying to make a story about his character, they will most likely have him go up against some corporation puppet and have a 2d story about how corporations are bad and black people are mistreated rather than focusing on how the main character aspired to be more than a bum fucking thug.
>>340425042
>but /pol/ is not here
>is just a "boogemun!!"
i really hate americans with passion
>>340425062
its basically a rip off of mr robot.
Real hackers are classy people that spend a lot of time on pc.
i've yet to play a game in which i've been forced to play as a pavement ape, and won't start now.
farewell international appeal, ubisoft. i don't think yuropoors are too ecstatic about the sight of a nigger, and god knows the rest of the pseudo-developed world would rather have a full-blown AIDS epidemic than have to cope with blacks.
>>340421743
>do the truffle shuffle
nigga thats not a meme thats just movie quoting.
>>340421625
It isn't a hugbox for anyone, you blubbering babby.
>>340425126
Yes, having war every day was a very white trait and only stopped recently because you fucked yourselves over so hard that all the fighting men died. Now you're left with a bunch of limp wristed faggots.
>>340425243
Why? They already welcomed 1 million muslim rapists into their country. A few niggers won't make a difference.
>>340425193
>not a cowboy cyberpunk game
The ultimate cross genre. It would be so cheesy and I'd love it.
>>340425062
he is an html/wordpress developer with a penchant for vigilantly justice
Do you think that the self-hating white leftists who work at Ubisoft have ever had to live near African-Americans?
Do you think that they've even met an African-American?
>>340425193
If done right a cyberpunk GTA would be great. Mods can always do that well though and Cyberpunk 2077 might be GTA-like so it's fine.
>>340417719
here anon
Oh boy, I can't wait for the tech-savvy, wise-cracking, happy go lucky, Nathan fucking Drake clone to indoctronate us on funny, 2009 Doge and Grumpy Cat memes.
>>340422706
>robospider
FUCK YES, BOIIIIMadness was pretty fun too, except for the bullshit stages.
>>340424335So did the trailers for the last one, before they were graphically downgraded for the release that looked like hot garbage
>>340418557
DELETE THIS
>>340419850
The frog doesn't really matter either you fucking retard.
>>340425243
>>340425371
you guys realize that the US is far worse when it comes to multiculturalism right ? I mean whites will soon not even be above 50% of all people so why do you feel so bad for germany where it isnt nearly as bad ?
>>340425321
>farewell international appeal, ubisoft. i don't think yuropoors are too ecstatic about the sight of a nigger
European here , i just don't fucking care
What the fuck is your problem?
>wAHH le black is in my videogamez
the fuck is wrong with you
>>340425428
>EPIC FAIL
Is it 2009?
>press a button on your smartphone
>"hacking"
>>340425113
I doubt they're advocating for white hat bullshit and consulting for companies. Chances are, they don't know shit about anything and they're exploiting other black people who aspire to be in a tech-related field but don't have the money or motivation to achieve those goals.
Perhaps if you weren't a fucking ass-hat, you would have understood that.
>>340425136
This can't be fucking real
>>340423318
Like That GTA where you were a hood fag running about?
>>340424750
thats gaming in general right now mostly marketing less work on the game end
>>340418557
>buying western AAA titles
You deserve it.
>>340425428
Is he supposed to be 16?
>>340424003
>It's like their only target audience is progressive americans.
because it is anon, who care about the EU or asia ?
>>340425563
what dawgs will make epic fails great again
>Complaining about a black protagonist
Come on guys!
It's 2016!
>>340425370
rather have limp wristed faggots than people who behead you because you don't believe in their god
How out of touch is Ubisoft to think that this whole pseudo-Anonymous thing is going to sell. I'd fucking take Aiden Pierce over this shit
>>340425428
IS THAT A FUCKING TRIFORCE WITH CURSORS
>>340425371
I'm talking about all the people going there, not just those facebook posters. Most Germans are either too brainwashed or too afraid to do anything and their entire continent is suffering for it.
>>340422571
SHIIIIEEETTTTT
>>340425547
I don't feel bad for Germany. Germany welcomed their invaders with open arms. They deserve everything they get and they're already getting a lot of it.
America's just as fucked. I'm quite happy in my 98% white country. I regard non-white countries like the US as entertainment. Maybe that will change if Trump's in charge.
>>340425558
>cuck here, i don't care about my unelected transnational government quite literally seeking to dilute our gene pool with inbred pakis and somalis
>>340425687
>This post again
Fuck off.
>>340423883
>Fool
>Not Faggot
Fucking trash gif
Why does it have to be the 8 millionth instance of a forced black male protagonist with his white girlfriend?
Why can't it be a black female protagonist with a white boyfriend?
Why are leftists so obsessed with black male/white female pairings?
Playing as a POO IN LOO hacker in SF is more believable tbqhwyf
>>340425687
>cringe at WD2 memes
>but he think this shit is "fun"
Jesus , /b/ 2.0 growing everyday
>>340425547
Because blacks and hispanics, while making up a large chunk of our crime, don't go around burning down buildings and terrorizing people in city squares generally.
>>340421743
This is the cringiest thing I've ever seen.
>fellow kids.jpg
>>340425710
> Most Germans are either too brainwashed or too afraid to do anything
Then they deserve everything they get.
>>340425825
DESIGNATED
HOL UP NOW
SO WHATCHU SAYIN IZ
>>340425909
>>340425825
San Francisco is India: the city. There's so much shit in the streets you wouldn't believe.
>>340425146
I think that's mostly because our city is very Black/White. Though the Asian (looooots of immigrants/refugees from Burma and the like) population is growing, other minorities aren't big enough here to offset that, so the numbers look bigger. We may be the biggest city in NE, but we're still only like, 1.2 million.Also that number is probably including all the towns out west the city's annexed, their huge fucking neighborhoods, blocks and blocks of cookie-cutter housing, all rich white non-parent couples.
The ONLY thing I expected of watch dogs was relatively comfy driving and the ability to punch people to provoke hilarious street brawls like in literally all other sandbox games set in modern cities.
And it failed on both fronts.
And I doubt 2 will fix it.
>/v/ is memeland
>a game with memes comes out
>wa wa we hate memes
???
HO UP YOU FINNA BE SAYIN WE WUZ PEPE N SHIIET
I for one am looking forward to this game. I can't wait to hack police cars and make them blow up with those dirty pigs inside, and they all know they deserve it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lndgExqIEms
>>340418776
Good idea, like agent Smith, right?
>>340425856
>no trigger discipline
f i g u r e s
>>340425804
Because being male is a sign of dominance. If it was a white male with a black woman that would mean he's dominating the black race.
>>340422902
>someone spent 2-3 hours modeling that one detail and was either told to or was bored/had nothing better to do and was able to put it in.
>>340425938
DAT WE BE SOM KINDA COMPOOTERZ IN SHEEITTT?
NIGGA....
NIGGA LISTEN!
NIGGA.. WE BE KANGZ!
>>340422340
Many psychologist would agree though. The specific task in IQ tests relate way more to the western "white" methods of problem solving, making them way harder for foreign people that come from another culture and have adapted tona completely different train of thought.
>>340425284
Watch Dogs 1 was about a white guy hacking people, stealing money, and killing people. They didn't do a story about how horrible he was either.
Besides, if you played Watch Dogs 1 (which you didn't), you will remember it ends with DedSec declaring war on Blume Corp and ctOS, and Damien had a son named Marcus.
So it makes sense for the main character here to be Marcus, him to be working with DedSec, and for him to actively be trying to take down ctOS 2.0 and the Blume Corp, who has a substantial hold on San Francisco.
Racist...
>>340426092
It's a stun gun
>>340426092
It's okay.
He hacked the gun so it only fires at corporate slimeballs and other bad guys.
>>340425780
>cuck here
>pakis and somalis meme
hahahhahahahaha
>its another /pol/ write memes and think its an argument episode.
America is really fucked if you and tumblr are the future.
>>340426003
That image does not include metropolitan areas, it's only the city proper.
>>340421874
>make main character black
>now you can blame racism when it doesn't sell
>>340424960
Stop being so racist, non-blacks commit SOME crime.
>>340426119
AAAYO
AAAAYO
NIGGA HOL UP
WE BE EGYPSHUN HACKAZ N SHIIET
>>340426147
I thought hiro made a sticky for this kind of shilling
Mods do your job
>>340423859
do they know that subtly is a thing?
>Pepe in Watch Dogs.
>Newfags come in this site.
>"Hey, I saw that frog in Watch Dogs!"
>>340426256
Shut up nigger
>>340426147
only a redditor could be so into such a shitty game
>racist...
holy shit just die
>>340426227
>somalis and packis
I don't think he's from murrica, especially during work and lunch time, numbnuts.
I hope they have the Brotherhood in this one.
It'll be a huge missed opportunity to not set up for a modern day AC.
>>340424972
I'm mostly waiting getting into a beta to see if the sword play is really as good as they are claiming. I got pretty fucked over, signed up for the xbone beta before I got this pc, and the first beta of course ended up being for pc so I couldn't play it
>>340426107
>2-3 hours
>extremely simple object
?
I don't have issues with playing a black character, I'm just a little miffed that they chose San Francisco, of all places, and didn't use a chink or some other Asian. They even said he's meant to be the spirit of California and San Francisco.What got me is that they said he literally gets accused of a crime he didn't commit and arrested for it as part of his background.
>>340426159
That doesn't matter. You treat every gun as lethal and ponly put your finger on the trigger when you are committed to firing. Hell, it makes more sense on a stun gun since those are one shot per reload.
>>340422543
disgusting thug
>>340421874
>coalburning interracial girlfriend
Now you're just making up shit just to hate it.
>>340418629
Play Hacker Evolution. It's probably the closest you can get.
>>340425896
That's like saying a friendly dog deserves to get kicked. They don't know any better.
How much pro-Black Lives Matter mentions will be in this game?
How many times will they mention "white privilege"?
DEAD MEME GAME.
>>340426012
If you're not an executive or a shill than I don't know how far gone this board is currently.
You sound just like a market researcher who just found out you don't understand the "kids these days"
Relying on pop-culture jokes that have a life-span of 3-6months to fluff up a game that can't stand by itself is probably the biggest sign that a game is shit. Trying to market the game that way and failing only shows how inept Ubi's marketing and research branch really is.
>>340426239
Those are now city proper. Omaha has annexed a bunch of smallish cities on the outskirts of town, like Elkhorn. I mean, if you lived here you'd see what I mean. Cut the city in half West/East. The north and south portions of the East half are black/Hispanic, respectively, and the West is rich white folk.
>post yfw we become the new joos
>>340424650
This, the modern San Fran isn't even interesting unless you get to visit historical site like the Alcatraz
>>340418557
>>340418661
Oh Pepe... how low you have fallen
>>340425547
At least the US whites have guns and tend to shoot back.
Germans and Swedes just bend over and lovingly take the raping.
>>340426046
What a dastardly villain, fuck pigs
>>340421123
>yfw she comes out on stage on a unicycle
>>340426367
It's Ubisoft. Of course they won't do that.I used to have high hopes for AC, but after Assassin's Creed IV: Tailing Missions, I just don't know.
Rogue was good, though.
>>340426562
Anon, I do live here. Elkhorn is a very small place with only a few thousand people.
Omaha city proper as of 2016 is around 400,000 people.
The Omaha metropolitan area is around 900,000 people.
>>340426495
>friendly dog
Na, Germans know fine rightly what's happening. 1000 of their women got sexually assaulted on New Years Eve. Their response? They told the women to stand an arm's length from strangers, don't go anywhere on their own and don't wear provocative clothing. Then they proceeded to let more of the muslims in.
That's not a friendly dog being kicked. That's suicide.
>>340426507
Who's to bet it will have an Anti-Trump reference thrown in there?
>>340426307
>implying I'm shilling
Just saying that so far the 2 minutes of this trailer have more character than the original's entire 20-30 hour campaign.
Not holding my breath because Ubisoft, but if they learn from their mistakes and actually take the time to work on this game, they could redeem the franchise.
>>340426147
>Racist...
Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>340425687
>Included Winston
Fucking kek.
>>340426147
>Racist...
Holy shit, if you actually know that much about the second game and word it that way I think you should be fired. You outright admitted to being a French Ubisoft marketer. You should be fired for being so incompetent.
Fucking SHILLS
>>340425428
haha epic fail!!!
haha so funny guys!!!
>>340418749
SFfag here, no it isn't. This literally doesn't look like any actual perspective in SF.
For fucks sake, look at how big they made the Golden Gate Bridge. What the fuck is it connecting to if it's bigger than buildings?
You ever get that feeling that you've died some time ago and now you're in purgatory ?
>>340426729
Dude didnt even say a word and is a le black guy hiphop bball and memes so far, you are a shill
>>340425062
no, they look like scrawny basement dwelling kids. the people in this game are epic san francisco hipsters, the kind that dont know shit about computers but go around talking about diversity in tech.
>>340426729
there's memes in the trailer, they haven't learnt
>>340426724
I hope there's a lot. Free advertising is great for Trump, even when it's namecalling or attacks.
did people honestly like Watch Dogs? why?
>>340426917
>inner nerd
Christ.
>>340426141
>+-+-+
>what comes next in the pattern?
That's not white, it's common sense. btw the specific guy I'm talking about made a "parody IQ test" that's just a ebonics and soul food quiz. It's total bullshit. And you don't see abbos complaining about their 62 average IQ.
hey /pol/
>>340426852
>Ubisoft lets players create a white supremacist player character
I can already see the headline, please let this happen
>>340417451
Nigger you gay
And its all thanks to /pol/'s playthrough.
>>340426853
this. the golden gate bridge is pretty far away.
>>340417451
>White male protag in first game
>Black male protag in second game
I see this common trend.
>>340426948
Why the media's telling me all the Trump's supporters are white?
>>340426713
I guess I don't know my city well enough, and I'm pretty biased, I've lived in Benson my whole life and it's mildly ghetto here, I can't imagine living in North O. What boards do you browse, anon? Very rarely do I meet Nebraskans here, let alone someone in/near Omaha.
>>340426375
It seems kind of like why Kingdom Come is doing but a little more friendly to a multiplayer arena game, not bad, but if you're a big HEMA fan maybe not quite white you want.
>>340417451
do people really dress like this in san francisco?
>>340426147
are you retarded?
>>340423108
>Already cracked
Yeah sure thing, PCuck.
>>340426973
it's basically memelord redditers dream game
>powerful anonymous hacker
>self righteous cool vigilante
>fucq the system
>hehe memes x-D
>>340426852
Difference: in DXHR he was a joke character. In Watch Dogs 2, you play as that character and are supposed to be "cool".
>>340421743
>"""""DAT ASS"""""
what ass
why
>>340427120
The media is anti-white. If they associate Trump with whites, then it'll help the leftist narrative.
>>340427120
Because they can't call Mexicans racist when they tell other Mexicans to go back to Mexico.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd_4jx8wB24
>>340420759
>nolan crashing another plane
Another one?
>>340426973
It was pretty fun, despite the wonky driving.
Digital Trips were probably the best thing in the game, though.I bought it twice. Once on ps3 with the dlc seperately, and the Gold Edition (on sale) on ps4.
Get fucked,
>>340426424
And yet he still seems quite willing to kill and steal from civilians to get what he wants
>>340417451
HOL UP
so is he going to hack evil white police officers and defend black lives meetings from white supremacists?
>>340426973
It's fun unless your a cynical asshole.
>>340427120
fits their narative
>>340426852
That was a one-off joke. You play as that sort of shmuck in Watch Dogs 2. Ubisoft has no fucking idea what they're doing
>>340427097
>cant sell a new AAA IP with a minority in it
>wait for the sequel
clockwork
>>340421280
Oh thank god. Pls dont't wojak from us, I don't what I will do then.
>>340419742
It's a shame the punk chick from the first one died. She could have been BLACKED.
>>340424362
fucking retarded ameripleb
>>340426424
Just watch BLM be a plot point in the game. I'm fucking calling this right now
>>340427149
I've lived near Elmwood park most of my life. I only browse /v/ when there's new graphics cards or when it's around e3 time. I usually stick with /int/ and /tv/ but /tv/ has been pretty shit because of the over-moderation.
>>340426718
Right, but that's not the fault of the average german, that's their government and media telling them what to think. They need to be more competant, but they're being taken advantage of.
>>340418557
I only noticed the color of the arrows first.
I want Americans to leave, no one gives a shit about your races or politics, this is a place to talk vidya.
>>340417451
God that cover alone looks so fucking gay.
>>340420024
>I posted it again!
>>340417451
I imagine there will eventually be a fix for that bug that makes you play as some black guy they couldn't manage to patch out of the game.
Hadn't had to fix something like that since that Just Cause 2 bug that made you play as a mexican.
Instead I played as Spider-man, it was a much better game.
>>340417451
I hope the story isn't retarded like the original was, but knowing Ubisoft and the fact that they made the protag a black gay guy for diversity points makes me dubious.
>>340427459
Who the fuck do you think voted for their government? The average German. The average German is on board with the rape and murder of their own people in the name of "progression". They're fucked.
>>340427194
Sorry denuvo shill, but v1 was already cracked long ago
And v2 is on its way of getting cracked by a single slav :^)
>>340427342
it's litterally a shit gta with a retarded plot and memes
>>340427502
Who's the top dog country? Oh yeah, the USA!
>>340421314
....gaston?
>>340425428
I don't think epic fail was a cool or funny thing to say even when it was supposed to be
>>340427120
Trump won the hispanic vote over Cruz and Rubio, that should tell you everything you need to know.
LEGAL hispanics hate illegals just as much or more than the average american, as they spend more time in proximity or being their prey.
>>340427502
I'm not American and I still hate niggers being forced into my media. Now what?
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>>340427453
I only browse /v/ when my usual place (/dng/ on /vg/) is slow. What are you hyped for at E3?
>>340427502
>eurofags have such shit taste that they get excited over ubisoft games
lmfao. have fun stroking your little dick over the new black character.
>>340422173
his face looks more mexican than black
>>340420257
>Implying there aren't more asians in the world than whites
>>340420672
Trump will make this right and bomb Montreal and stop this POS from releasing
>>340427693
now accept it cause there's nothing you can do :^)
>>340427286
>WHAT ARE THE COPS HERE TO PROTECT YOU FROM?
>He asks as he tries intimidating a fucking 16 year old by getting in his face
I fucking hate these "viva la mexico" faggots. Your country is a shithole, and you left to come here instead of making it better, don't act like mexico isn't a pile of shit
>>340427120
In a majority white country a sample of all people will include more whites than other races, the media just construes it as "because Trump is racist!"
BLACK CRIME MATTERS
in all honesty gameplay wise it looks fun. Those parkour mechanics look sick as fuck and the protagonist is just a generic black insert character as opposed to a white one so i literally don't see the problem here. Except for the inevitable downgrade. I like how it feels like they're actually trying to piss off the angsty coming of age counterculture stormfags though.
>>340418873
>Game is about stopping a totalitarian police state that wishes to use surveillance and disarmament to control the populous.
>Liberals make the game and depict these things as evil
>Turn around and vote for these same things in real life
It's the same with Mirror's Edge
>Game made by Norwegian liberals
>The dystopian society of the game's story is indistinguishable from the socialist police state hellhole that is the EU.
>>340418943
>implying this gem doesn't deserve more games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idA9BEA4Hxs
>>340427702
Now I think you're misframing this here, I'm anything but excited for the game. it looks like shit.
>>340427693
fine, if it's in the context of the game, who gives a shit about race politics and trump that haven't even been remotely hinted at in the trailer?
>>340427849
>accept it
Accept what? Niggers in video games? Of course there's something I can do. I can make my own vidya with no niggers in it and I can not purchase games with niggers in them.
Does that make you angry? It seems like it makes you angry.
>>340421625
4chan is for truthsaying and if you say something that cant b backed up it'll be pointed out as being disinfo
/pol/ is a moot invention made by goldman sachs and it didnt work
every single person belongs on /pol/ unless they're retarded
>>340427567
It's not about playing as a black guy you retarded, underage. It's about a story being about a token black man and his struggles with his black identity rather than a story about a black man and his struggles through the events that unfold around him.
It doens't matter what color his skin is or what he fucking looks lie.
What matters is that the game isn't about how blacks are actually mistreated and deserve the right to do illegal shit and be shitty thugs and that the white man is keeping them down.
I don't want to hear the guy I'm gonna be playing as for 10+fucking hours complain about being bullied. I want to see that character grow as a person organically and not because of trite, ill-concieved, and pandering narrative that focuses on a message to people who don't even play or buy the fucking GAME
>>340427649
It wasn't.
A character said
>epic fail
in Dragon Age: Origins and everybody thought it was cringeworthy as fuck, even on release. DA:O was like 7 years ago.
>>340427590
>v2 is on its way of getting cracked
You PCucks have been saying this for months already.
>>340427964
>"Marcus grew up in Oakland, so he knows what struggle is."
>"After being profiled wrongly as a criminal, he decided to rebel against the system"
Ah yes, because I'm the one bringing race politics into this. The character is literally a dindunuffin.
>>340418964
They have zero self awareness
They claim to fight the things they perpetuate and they claim to stand for the things they actively fight against.
Is this what a black hacker looks like?
>>340427587
I guess my point of view is that the strong should protect the weak and act in their best interest. Maybe it is better to be tough on these people though.
>>340428014
>It's about a story being about a token black man and his struggles with his black identity rather than a story about a black man and his struggles through the events that unfold around him.
And how exactly do you know it's going to be like the former?
>>340418557
it's over lads,
pepe is fucking in video games now
>>340418557
WHO IS READY FOR THAT PEPE THE FROG OUTFIT?
>>340428024
You'd better find a new product to shill ;^)
>>340418964
>CAPITALISM MUST DIE
>posted to Twitter from Starbucks using my iPhone
>>340428162
I have the same views, but when the weak are actively trying to kill the strong, there comes a time where you must choose.
>>340428004
>I can make my own vidya with no niggers in it and I can not purchase games with niggers in them
autism
>>340427908
>sick as fuck
you have to be 18 or older to post on this website
>>340426592
You've clearly never been to san francisco
Who the fuck calls it San Fran?
>>340428312
Oh look at that, I was right. It makes the nigger mad.
>>340428108
Whites don't know how poverty is - Bernie Sanders
>>340418557
>memes
>niggers
Literally /v/'s wet dream
>>340423597
>It still lets you shoot only white male civilians
>PRIVILEGE CHECKED!
>>340428139
OH SHIT, TRAYSHAWN THE HACKER IS REAL. WE WUZ ALL WRONG /V/
>>340428178
Because they outright said it in the 15 minute reveal thing. They said he becomes a hacker because he's profiled as a criminal because he's a nigger and so he starts to "fight the system".
>we spend months reading user feedback looking through sites and forums
someone better remember this when like 8 out of the top 10 criticisms of watch dogs 1 will still be applicable in watch dogs 2
>>340428406
>Who the fuck calls it San Fran?
Literally every normies, you need to go outside more familia
>>340428275
But that brings me back to my point of manipulation though, that's a cult of personality and it always ends up making the weak go along with a convuluted plan made up by the strong
>>340428545
>gets mistaken for criminal
>becomes criminal because of that
>3D Printed guns
FUCK OFF
>>340426973
laziest fucking cosplay ever
>>340428607
I take a Jesus approach to these things. The book's there. I've told you how to stop being taken advantage of. I've told you how to save yourself. If you don't take it, that's on you. If you do take it, I'm waiting with open arms.
>>340428545
What does this have to do with identity struggle?
>>340428178
I mistyped. It's the chance that the story and game will sacrifice integrity, quality, and interest in order to appeal to the nature of black representation and treatment instead of focusing on the character despite all that petty bullshit. Seeing as the company making the game is Ubisoft, who have been known to share the same attitude of full-circle diversification rather than focus on the accuracy of those cultures, my doubts about the game are well within reason.
>>340426852
Have you seen the creative director's tumblr? He's like the illegitimate child of /a/ and /fa/
>>340428678
It's a stun gun, dumbass.
Watch this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc&
Ubisoft knows that they can't release a good game, so they start shoving niggers into their games because "if you don't like Shitty Ubisoft Game #6056, then you're racis!"
It's the same thing EA was trying to do a few years back when they were trying to hide behind gay people.
>>340428842
It's still pretty pointless and shoehorned.
>>340428750
>DA WYATT MAN FINK I'S A CRIMINAL DA FUCKIN RACISS I'LL SHOW HIM BY BECOMING A CRIMINAL FUCK CRACKAS
They couldn't have made it more stereotypical of actual niggers if they had him wear a bone through his hair.
>>340428678
those actually exist though.
>it's one of those /pol/ gets triggered kind of threads
weeew
>>340428754
Would you rather have the empty shell of a character that was the protag of the first WD just because he's white and race is not a theme? Be honest
There's barely any nigs in San Francisco.
In fact, it's mostly whites and asians.
Don't they know that Asians don't like niggers either?
>>340428924
Can you at least pretend you're not a stormfag?
>>340429054
I think an Asian character would be cool for once, but Asians never get any love from activists.
>>340428917
>comparing console with PC
>>340428395
says the person who's criticizing me for the way i type as opposed to the content i'm typing.
Fuck off with your group think. If you were older than 18 you wouldn't think you needed to fit into and conform to an anonymous video game imageboard.
>>340417451
will be able to shitpost and memepost?
>>340429071
I'm not a stormfag though. I'm just using the classic "I AM SILLY" approach to outline how this is a racial identity thing since talking like a normal person somehow managed to confuse you further. I figured you were one of those retards that can only really grasp things if they're in meme format.
He's a dindu. They're entirely defined by their nigger identity. That's their base. If you can't grasp this, then you're being wilfully ignorant for the sake of political correctness or you're legitimately disabled.
>>340429173
That's because asians are smart, hard-working and achieve things in life. They're also "white-passing" so they have "privilege" too, apparently.
>>340429054
What's he talking about on that pic?
>>340429173
Mirror's Edge
>>340429173
Asians are Schrodinger's white people.
When SJW need Asians to make white people look bad, then Asians are important members of the POC community.
For the other 364 days of the year, SJWs forget about Asians and merely lump them in with whites "pshh that programming company doesn't REAL diversity, asians don't count"
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