Get the fuck in here and prepare for some hipster hacking shitfest!
https://youtu.be/U1jKN4HoHPs
WHY IS NO ONE SAVING THIS FOR E3
>>340414638
BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE STUFF TO SHOW THERE AND OBVIOUS SHIT GETS OUT OF THE WAY EARLY
>>340414702
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
>>340414736
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>340414736
BECAUSE YOU ARE YELLING AT ME
>>340414580
Did anyone even like the first one? Why is it getting a sequel?
>>340414580
>>340414638
>>340414702
>>340414736
>>340414770
>>340414796
ITS HABBENING
A BLACK CHARACTER IN SAN FRANSISCO NAMED MARCUS
>Eyyy senpai what kind of character do you want?
>You know, the Mafia 3 type of
>remember that game nobody really liked?
>let's make another one!
>>340414638
E3 is over-saturated. You get 5 minutes in the spotlight then are immediately forgotten.
You reveal before or right after E3 and you're more in the spotlight.
Literally everyone realises this. It's why Sony/MS didn't reveal their consoles at E3.
Can't wait for the the downgrade
the fuck is this
WATCH DOGE 1 ON SALE
WORTH IT Y/N?
>It's an "Eventual Graphic Downgrade" episode
/pol/ is gonna have a field day with this.
>Mr robot: the game
remember to lower the fuck out of your expectations ready for the buggy downgrade release folks
>those graphics though
this might actually be good
and we got animals
>>340415402
Is anyone expecting anything else?
>We wanted someone who represented california
What happened to e3 reveals? Everything is getting revealed a week before the show and it makes me concerned that by next week there will be nothing new to see
>Another black protagonist.
>Play as a nigger
No thank you.
>>340415398
dont disrespect mr robot like that
>>340414854
I unironically enjoyed WD but this.. I can't.
No.
>consoles hold back even the sequels graphics, basically looks worse than the first game
>you play as a black hacker of all stereotypes
I'll be amazed if it's decent. Simply amazed.
It would probably get GOTY just for not being a laughable joke.
>Police "profiling" made him do it!
SJWs: the game
>>340415462
Screen shot that and wait when the game is released. It's gonna get a down grade.
What is this song and video
>black character
>gangster history
im not even a nigg but give it a rest with the cliche
>>340414580
>embody the spirit of california
>black man
Does Europe not know that this isn't the 80's & 90's anymore? It's pale white hipster central now. Even the black guys are hipster losers, look at Stefan Burnett,OFWGKTA or Kendrick Lamar.
DUDE PIXELS LMAO
what the fuck is this shit
looks like garbage
>>340415402
>lowering expectations
Mate looking at this mess at the moment my expectations are currently non-existant
Ah man GAF is gonna love this.
>>340414580
WE WUZ HACKERS N SHIET
>That gameplay
Literally Ass Creed
>>340415659
WE WUZ PARKOUR N SHIETZ
HOLLLL UP
>>340415531
>>340415541
fuck off with your waif hipster bullshit nerds.
Is it worth $10 if I just want a open world city game? Looks kinda comfy
Can we make a list
>Watch Dogs 2
>Mafia III
>Halo 5
>Weapon is a ball
ANONYMOUS
A BLACK GUY
SWINGING HIS BALLS
>>340415716
You can buy it for 2$ on G2A and Kinguin
this game is edgy as fuck
watch dogs 1 was shit
this one i don't know
really, for me it's the story of Aiden Pearce, this new character don't seems charismatic or anything like that..
this game is edgy as fuck, even more than 1
>cinematic trailer
Shit.
>nigger trailer
Absolutely terrible.
>parkour
Well, that's neat.
Bring back Aiden and stop killing my excitement.
did i just see a rage face
>>340414850
The first one was a let down but not a bad game.. This doesn't look like it's over the top graphics tho. It shows potential... The first game showed potential too though...
>>340415704
>Says the cuck.
>A yoyo weapon
>>340415724
A list of what, boring sequels?
>>340415659
DINDU NOTHIN WE WUZ GOOD BOIZ
>>340415716
It's irredeemable garbage and /v/ is filled with shills trying to make the sequel matter.
>>340415642
I aint your mate, mate
Did anyone else see that "Y U No" meme?
man fuck puppies
>>340414580
Watch dogs 2 looks really lame. Special after the Deus ex: Mankind Divided stream.
AlsoWE WUZ HIPSTER HACKERZ
>>340415704
Fuck off, Keandre
>Even Puppies?
MEMES CONFIRMED
>LOLZY
>EDGY
>TAPPING INTO THE MEMES
M E M E S
E
M
E
S
ALL THE MEMES
MEMES
joke fucking game, what a fucking disaster
I wonder how much pandering it will have to BLM types. The Division had a BLM character that was not flattering at all to the group.
>edgy
>memes
>>340415828
Did you expect anything other than spoiled memes from an Ubisoft game?
>>340414580
>literally anonymoose
the fuck
>>340414580
HACKTIVISM
JUST
>that weapon
>the gay area
>black guy
>more hacker shit
>It's a literal meme game
>memes culture.
Wew.
>Lulzi
>Meemes
>Trollz
>XD
God, is this how people see us hackers?
>Ball weapon
>memes
>internet culture
>fun
>>340414580
>No fat hackers
You had one job
>>340415919
WE WUZ DEDSEC N SHIET
JOIN US , WILL GIVE DANK MEMES
>eagle vision
>>340415970
>us hackers
>>340415970
>us
>Hacked 6 cars and 1 helicopter in 4 seconds
wow what a fun game
>>340415970
>us hackers?
>>340414580
This is PC only, who cares.
Hahah NOBODY ITS GONNA PLAY A NIGGA CHARACTER UBISOFT ITS DOOMED
D O O M E D
HACKERS WITH INTERNET MEMES. EDGY. LITERALLY JARED LETO'S JOKER HACKER
D O O M E D
Wow these graphics look amazing cant wait for them to be downgraded. :)
>hacking a 60's muscle car
>>340415603
>Ubisoft Europa
>>340414580
No one asked for this.
>You can hack into cars
>Hacks into a old school Dodge Challenger
Dropped.
>how do you do, fellow hackers?
EDGY NIGGER MEMES
FUCKING GOTY
>>340416056
you retarded son?
How are people still falling for Ubisoft?
All there games are exactly the same.
>>340415970
Weee ar legun don fordon forget e pxoxxpoexpect us xDD
>nonlethal nignog
wat
>>340416061
>>340416138
D O O M E D
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN!
YOU CAN HACK IT!
>niggers
>knowing how to computer
kek
>>340414580
where were you when ubisoft released their shittiest game yet
so w-whats the black actors name? I-its not like I want his big black dick or anything
Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
>>340416170
>How are people still falling for Ubisoft?
Normalfags don't care. They just want the next open world distraction game.
I liked the first one. It wasn't mind blowing but it was enjoyable enough. Storyline was fucking retarded and the driving was shitty but hacking traffic lights and beating up minorities with a police baton was fun
>fly trough rings in the sky
truly the masters of innovation over at Ubisoft
>>340414580
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>>340414580
Ubisoft fuck off please, we don't play your games anymore and haven't in years.
>all this hacking stuff
Hey, this is actually looking REALLY good. Except for the nigger.
>>340416238
Marco!
>yfw this game is even worse than the original
>>340416206
>See that person? You can hack them! Nonlethally of course
>everyone stops dead in their track and looks at their phone the second someone calls
no one does this
this shit looks worse than GTA 5 and it's a bullshot trailer
>>340414580
>tfw falling for this
HELP
What went wrong with the first one? I remember it was hyped to oblivion
>>340416261
looks shit. cant believe idiots get excited for this
If it won't be 30 fps capped and shit it might actually be worth more than 10 euro
>>340414580
>game about a nigger made by a bunch of nu-male beta white males
This is bizzare as fuck.
Hopefully the driving will be improved. That's all I care about.
>>340416305
>this is actually looking REALLY good
you deserve to have your $59.99 + tax taken from you
>>340416241
>literally posted less than a week ago
>everybody forgot already
Wow, they are not afraid of showing how terribly it actually looks? That is surprising for Ubi.
Or wait, are they going to downgrade this laggy turd even further?
WHY WOULD YOU EVER NEED TO HAVE A CROWD'S PHONES GO OFF SIMULTANEOUSLY?
ALL THESE STUPID HACKING GIMMICKS NEVER HAVE A POINT AND JUST FEEL LIKE BUSY WORK!
>implying I'd wanna co-op with some retard
''seamless online'' or more commonly known as ALWAYS online
fuck Ubisoft
>>340416383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
>>340416152
E3_lighting 0
THIS
IS
PC
ONLY
WHO
CARES
>>340416383
Bugs, down grade visuals, shit game mechanics, and boring story.
DO WE HAVE HELICOPTERS???
>>340414580
How are you people falling for this again?
>>340416441
Whatever you say, faggot. The hacking looked neat.
>san fran
so i can hack homeless people?
>Fucking selfies
Hackers dont do that
>>340416383
downgrades, bad everything
>>340415269
No. Its not even worth the time to play it for free.
>there are people pissed off because the character is black
This level of retardation will never not be funny
WE
>>340416514
No-ones falling for this you stupid spastic
>>340416536
>Hackers dont do that
Hackers aren't also niggers as well
Anyone caught that stutter when the car crashed through the gate?
>We're making this game with the player in mind
lol
>You can do anything! like in real life!
....What is the point then? Tell me about the story for fuck sake? i can do all that by literally steping outside of my house.
>>340416383
>Awful main character, probably among the worst of all time
>Bad story
>Driving physics are fucked
>The majority of the activities are just driving missions
>The rest are just Ass Creed cut paste side activities
>>340414580
>Show off the game by playing as some nigger
>Implying groids are capable of using technology for anything more than posting memes on twitter
Dropped
Why not call it watch dogs ded sec instead of just 2
>>340414580
>ITS ASSASSINS CREED MODERN
This game is gonna be epic
I hope we have air vehicles this time
>>340416589
WUZ
>>340415402
I'm literally expecting shit on a replica of shit.
>>340416585
Actually I'm pissed off because Ubisoft completely ruined the first game due to their retarded shit.
Nigger MC is just a cherry on top.
I hope they fucking burn.
well that was awful
>>340415269
DO NOT BUT IT
yeah bro down with the system i love being a geeky hacker
*we never forgive, we never forgett*
>>340416585
why can't i play as a cute anime girl in watch dogs
>>340416659
edgy
>neo normalfags /v/ is hype for Watch Dog 2
What the fuck happened to this place?
Looks surprisingly fun, I enjoyed the first Watch Dogs. Even if it was a husk of what it was supposed to be.
I'll be keeping my eyes on this.
>>340416651
you aren't gonna go outside and run over 10 people and get away with it
>>340416620
It's Ubisoft what did you expect?
>>340416656
Oh yeah and the downgrade but that's standard with Ubishit games.
>gamer gate the main antagonist
>San Francisco
>memes
>>340414580
They downgraded everything so much since 8th gen was clearly a mistake that they even had to make the protagonist black
I missed it
What did they show?
>>340415269
I played it for free and I regret it.
>>340416708
i'm hackin ur memes bro
>>340416656
>climb towers to show map markers
>>340416585
Yes b-but whats his name??
>>340416693
Remotely caring about the skin color of the protag just makes you a fucking retard.
>>340416693
Nigger MC is just a cherry on top
More like a black berry.
Man, it really looks fantastic.
The first Watch Dogs was a bit underwhelming, but looks like Ubisoft is learning from their mistakes and making a great experience.
>>340416684
HACKANGZZ
>>340416383
Easily one of the most boring games I've ever played in my life. The only good part was the multiplayer hacking cat and mouse mode.
>Chat is disabled
HAHAHAHA gee I wonder why
Are there any other announcements today?
>>340416670
Might as well make a new thread to shill in later. People know garbage when they see it.
>>340416734
>hyped
Read the thread, friend. Is Instagram: The Game.
>>340416798
Aiden was awful so even a black guy is an improvement. That's how much Watch Dogs 1 sucked my balls.
The game looks like shit so maybe this will actually look the same on release.
>tfw you will never play as a fat neckbeard with an anime t-shirt
Literally one job to make the game good. One fucking job.
>>340414580
>This game deserves a second game
> whole chat spams "sure Kappa"
>>340416803
It's "We are legion fear us hackers" the game.
HAHA "I IMMEDIATELY LIKE IT MORE THAN THE WHITE BOI"
I loved Watch_Dogsâ„¢, and I am glad to say that Watch_Dogsâ„¢ 2 is shaping up to be just as great of a game!
>>340415970
>us
>hackers
>>340416803
black guy runs around san fran attacking people with his balls and looking at their mobiles
>>340416585
It's not that he is black. The problem is that he is a nigger. A giant, disgusting douchebag that looks like someone who wants to beat people up all the time and fuck pussieeez yo lmao XD
Even if the guy was white I would still think he is a douchebag and I would fucking hate him. The whole story is now confirmed complete shit.
>>340416803
Same as the first game except you play as a nigger.
>>340415269
Your time is worth more than what that game is worth.
>3D printed guns
what
>>340416853
Do you even immersion?
>>340416448
Just force anonymity in 4chanX options
>>340416825
not gonna lie thats a sexy cover
>>340416881
I was ready to spam WE, they knew.
>>340416803
edgy hipster nigger who dindu nuthin
lel fuck the system MEME REEEEE
So many fucking Ubi shills today. I've never heard anyone on /v/ say a single positive thing about the first game and nobody speaks highly of Ubi fucking ever.
Why would you advertise to a community you misunderstand and are hated by?
>>340416851
Marcus
>>340416974
That's a real thing.
>>340414580
at least you can parkour now and shit. At least that's something.
>>340416825
It's a nice colorful box art, reminds me of FFXV's
>>340416851
Who is this fluid druid?
>>340416825
>hackers go spraypainting shit
Can we load vehicles onto another this time?
Do we have airplanes or helicopters this time?
Can we dive??
>black person in piece of media
>buying it
Its da joos :-DDDDD
fugging niggrs :-DDDDD
>>340415950
Pathetic.
>>340416450
Downgrading is now so synonymous with Ubisoft corporate identity they just do it as part of normal development now.
>>340416951
I'm glad games are generally not designed for nutjobs like you.
>>340417026
The friend to this fluid druid
>>340417004
God damn you're a little brat.
This might be a dumb question but it's bothering me quite a bit. Why are they announcing so much shit just before E3? I don't remember it being like this every year. Why not wait for E3 for their announcements? Is it to generate more hype somehow or something?
>>340414580
They need to enhance be whole hacking people and taking their money from ATMs.
Like being able to buy expensive shit etc. It was fun hacking people and taking their money for about 5 minutes in the first one. Then you could only buy the same jackets.
>>340416825
WUZ
>>340416803
MEMES
AlsoDeus ex: Divided Mankind livestream was by far better
Well, I don't know. The mechanics are certainly getting improved greatly.
But I don't want this wewuz hackers and shit. I really don't. It's not the atmosphere I was looking for.
>>340416985
Is this possible on mobile? I'm AFK
>>340416693
Don't worry! You can pre-order the deluxe Hackonymouse special edition to get the genderfluid otherkin hackmcmeme master player skin.
>it's a watch dogs rehash
>nothing is cyberpunkish, no atmosphere, literally nothing
>bad graphics (yes, that's the overclocked PC version that will run at 20 fps)
>memes everywhere
>ubishit
>nigger protagonist
dropped
WE WUZ HAKKERS N SHIEEET
PROTAG DINDU NUFFIN, HE JUST NEEDS MORE GIBSMEDATS FROM THE GUBMENT
>Black Lives Matter
MY SIDES
>>340416825
Did all the edgelords leave to play Reaper 24/7? We have colour again thank fuck
COLOUR!
>>340417160
Because Square Enix had their little show today and they wanted to not feel left out.
>>340417160
they fucked up in E3 last time for watchdogs. Probably just playing it safe.
>LEL WHO SPOTTED THE PEPE IN THE TRAILER? POP CULTURE REFERENCE HAHAA
>Literally Ooga Booga where da hacking at? - The game
>>340416868
+ $0.20
>>340416825
Reminds me of this but worse
>>340416951
Im sorry you got bullied
>>340416945
literally this
Hillary 2016
HE NEEDZ SOME BITZ
>>340417160
So they can all fill their stage time with pretentious bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2qEYCuFxGs
>>340415970
>us hackers
>you are literally playing a bunch of anonymoose san francisco hipster punk faggots with wizard wands that looks like smartphones
lmao dropped like a rock
>>340416974
You even print functional body organs.
>>340416868
>Ubisoft
>learning from their mistakes
>>340417152
And you're a cheeky scamp
>>340416585
my problem is that he appears to be more of a hipster than anything else
is there a way to rewatch the thing? could've sworn I saw pepe of all things
>>340417370
This is what I'm fearing, but yes you are probably right.
I don't mind the black protagonist, but the SJW pandering is off the hook with this one.
>>340416825
Looking at this alone makes it appear even more boring and copy pasta than the first game. What the fuck?
>>340417242
>ubisoft
>bad graphics
hahahahahahahaha
their games my run shit on potato pcs and consoles but their games look better than most games on the market
especially Unity and Division
>>340414580
>getting hype for ubishit games after the division
nah senpai you can keep it
>>340416175
No more embarassing than still following and supporting gamergate
>>340416585
shut up icefrzr
>>340417352
He speaks part truth though, majority of black people in the world are literally niggers.
Go anywhere in the world and you'll see similar fates between them all, it's only those rare few respectable black men that are outliers
>>340415562
>tfw you don't play as a butch pink haired women
Ubisoft is not very forward thinking
Going to hack every female in the game tbqh.
>>340417483
>Division
haha
>>340417487
>after the devision
HACK THE PLANET
HACK THE PLANET
HACK THE PLANET
HACK THE PLANET
HACK THE PLANET
HACK THE PLANET
>>340417443
Indeed, why can't they pander to MY nutter political ideology?
>>340417429
That's actually what Ubisoft is know for, yes. Sometimes they succeed at it.
>>340417384
SPAZ IF U WANT TO SPAZ IF U WANT TO SPAZ IF U WANT TO SPAZ IF U WANT TO SPAZ IF U WANT TO SPAZ IF U WANT TO SPAZ IF U WANT TO SPAZ IF U WANT TO SPAZ IF U WANT TO SPAZ IF U WANT TO
>>340415970
>us hackers
>>340417483
and?
If a game doesn't run at 60 fps min. I'm forced to reduce the effects thus it will look like shit
Ubishit is over
>>340415020
FF7R had 5 minutes of spotlight and it's the most memorable thing from last year E3
H A C K
A
C
K
T H E
H
E
P L A N E T
L
A
N
E
T
>>340417597
Projecting much?
>>340417312
He also gets $0.10 for each reply.
Can you hack your wife into a single mother? in that game?
>>340416825
>Another horrible looking girl
JUST GIVE ME A PROPER LOOKING GIRL WITHOUT TATOOS, STUPID BRAIDED HAIR AND RETARDED CLOTHING FUCK YOU WHO FINDS THAT SHIT GOOD IN ANY WAY
>>340417679
oy vey
>>340417483
>especially Unity and Division
>Games with no actual good gameplay but they sure do look nice
graphicsfags are the worst
>>340417535
Im sorry you got bullied too, must've sucked seeing them at the top in high school. Youll find a black cutie that likes you one day..
>>340417737
No, just accurately predicting shit on /v/ because this shit has reached groundhog day levels of stupid
>>340417597
All you need is some babytalk in your post to really drive home the fact that you're a dumb cunt.
>>340417825
>>340417352
I lived in a developed country, we don't have black people here.
>>340417679
those animations
>>340416739
No, but I would go to jail while facing a court hearing before being moved to prison for 40 to life.
I can't wait for watchdogs_2 im doing that
>>340417657
stop being a poorfag and buy a better PC
i played Unity fine at release with 1080p60fps maxed
>>340417804
>fucking downgrade
>waaah fucking downgrade
>they still look very good though
>WHO CARES THEY HAVE SHIT GAMEPALY JUST LET ME FUCKING SHITPOST AND COMPLAIN
everytime
>>340415562
>the consoles excuse again
>>340417857
Yeah forgot /v/ is one person.
>>340417679
Something feels wrong..
>those shadow
>the lightning
>the animation
> feels very dry
>>340417890
angry right wing SJW spotted
>>340417825
If only black chicks look like how the do in anime, maybe then they wouldn't look so grossly.
>>340417679
Quality ubisoft
Looks great, can't wait to play! Who else here are going to pre-order Watch Dogs 2 at GameStop?
>>340417847
HAHA!!
I thought it looked fucking awesomeI hated the first one as much as you guyssorry famalams
>>340416985
>using 4chanX
jesus you people
>Watchdawgs
>>340417946
Just like black people are and any other minority you hate.
>>340417993
(you)
>>340417679
>that punch
>>340417679
niggers gonna nig
>>340417894
so dull pussy all around huh? oi
>>340417825
Only time I got bullied was back in 3rd grade, the high school I went to was 95% white, I only ever saw 2-3 black guys I only ever saw them in the football or basketball team.
I just don't take the media cock like you do, it's okay though. You'll find your very own black bull to prep.
The only
>>340417825
Don't question the /pol/tards, they aren't used to it.
>>340418047
4chanX has better ways to filter all the cancer out of /v/
>marketing faggots lying about the game trying to develop hype by saying big words for such a mundane no original features game
what an exciting stream ^o)
>>340417847
This
>>340417679
Do you have the clip where the car explodes but it just disappears and doesn't break apart?
>>340414580
hyyyyyyype!
>>340418014
I was hoping they would improve on it a lot like from AC to AC2 but from what I've seen so far it's bad. I need to see some more gameplay though but my hopes are low now. Ubisoft has really gone to shit. Their last good game was AC4 and Rainbow was ok.
I don't want to call the presentation good but, at least it's something unique.
Watch Dogs needs to differentiate itself from GTA as much as possible.
>>340416585
My problem with him is that he looks like a combination of a hipster with a wannabe gangsta.
We had great games with a black protagonist. Best example is JC from gta or Lee from TWD.
But this character is awful.
>>340417679
>That other guy rushing in and then stopping
Kek
>sjws cry a game doesn't directly appeal to them
>HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING RETARDS WOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS /v/
>/v/ proceeds to cry about game not directly appealing to them
>>340414580
Welp, game implies black people exist. SJW tumblr bait.
>>340414580
>Garbage game
>Garbage company
Nobody is buying your game faggot.
>>340416469
Well... WD1 had seamless online pvp. Souls series has seamless multiplayer..
>>340418356
Dumb frogposter
So they managed to unfuck the hacking and probably driving.
Will probably take them one more game to unfuck the setting now.
Well. I'll wait.
>>340417968
The same should go for everyone in anime.
I liked their intro but all the in game gameplay footage looked kinda dull and not impressive. Looks the same. I was one of the few who kind of liked Watch_Dogs and even enjoyed the gunplay but this looks lackluster. Also I feel like it's too soon for WD2, I haven't even seen the first game on sale for $5 yet.
I pirated the first game but didn't put any more than 4-5 hours into it and never went back which I feel like says a lot.
>>340418316
And that's fine because you gave a REAL reason, anon.
Not just
>XD karakter a nigur. we wuz kangz
why? literally why is the trend shifting to black main characters?
all devs do is get some rap music, get some black dude with no character at all and put em in the game
what the fuck
>>340417384
>world is no longer centered on the protagonist
finally, why did it take so long for devs to notice it was absolutely retarded
why have they even made this? seems like filler for some extra pocket cash.
just give us a massive free roaming pirate game ubisoft
>>340418412
This looks fucking stupid.
>>340418406
Oh, glad that I'm not working at Ubisoft then.
Fucking retard, what shill would call his game a "hipster shitfest"? Fuck off.
>>340418412
JUST NIG MY SHIT UP /pol/ Edition
>>340418126
>THE LIBERAL MEDIA!
Also this further confirms 90% of /v/ are upper class white teens
>lel meme
>>340414580
Will it feature more "iconic" hats?
>>340418432
>WD1 had seamless online pvp
who the fuck played WD multi
>>340418412
That other guy got rekt pretty bad.
>make a new game
>put it in the shittiest same same locations
coz everyone just loves cities with sky scrapers and urban housing.
>>340414580
I fell asleep watching that.
And I skipped to the start of the reveal.
>>340418595
>wew lel 420 *sniff* *sniff* feels batmen
https://youtu.be/vzlbaMboCiM
WE
>tfw normies will buy The Division DLC of Watch Dogs 2 Map
killmenow.png
>>340415269
I pirated it and I still feel ripped off.
I actually liked Watch Dogs but I would never buy it. Fun though, fuck Ubi for hiding all the cool PC settings.
within ubisofts offices there is a singularity that is slowly consuming everything and turning them into assassins creed
>>340418412
that's a deadly yoyo
>>340418672
What's more open than being in a congested city?
literally a shitty GTA V with 'hacking' and nigger lead.
>>340417384
>all the memes
great writing inbound
thb I'm actually kinda interested in the setting, not excited because it's ubisoft, but they nailed it with the trailer.
'trendy' tech like smart-homes, quadcopters, google cardboard, 3D printers (bad guys 3D printing guns) and all that.
>>340417775
idiots who visit suicidegirls.com every day
>>340418595
>No Wojak
DROPPED
>>340418762
this is terrible
>>340418412
>Joseph's cracker volley is in the game
>>340414580
>game pander to /v/
>/v/ is tsundere
cmon guys it looks great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjE7HLRRMkg
>meme magic
>>340415398
Exactly what I thought.
>>340418812
Gotta love being restricted to narrow streets with 99% of buildings being inaccessible.
>>340418859
What is interesdting about any of that you fucking shill, thats literally done to death already
>>340417384
>nigger interrupts whites taking a photo
>they punch the nigger
>normal
bravo ubisoft.
>>340418961
Stop shilling.
>>340418762
song is sounds dope, but pointless trailer that showed nothing
>>340418412
Is that his phone charger?
What are the odds Aiden will be the final boss?
in order to get away from the old stereotypes of berets, cheese, and liking jerry louis in france by law everything must now be associated with parkour
Explain to me how /v/ getting triggered over a black protagonist is any different from tumblr/SJWs getting triggered over straight white men protagonists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb8G8qA9ibI
some actual Watch Dogs 2 Gameplay
FUCKIN CRACKA ASS WHITE MAN
WE MADE THE INTERNET
WE BUILT THE COMPUTA
WHEN THEM CUMSKIN BITCHES WAS NAMIN TVs AFTER FRUITS WE WAS PROGRAMMERS AND SHIT
>>340419261
looks kinda fun
>>340419289
pssst.....its not
>>340418762
WE WUZ TRUE DETECTIVE AND SHIET
>>340416868
Can you get me a job at shilling?
feels terrible that I actually didn't mind the "arrow in the knee" joke they put in the first game
>>340418859
it'd be nice if they actually make the corporations unique, yet I just can't find anything likable about the main hacker group which I'd think is rather terrible
IIRC I could shoot people without killing them in the first game, that was pretty much the only thing I liked
>>340418412
Worldstarhiphop logo needs to be put in the corner
>>340419289
Because it's okay when /v/ does it.
>>340419261
holy shit its still a fucking "press X to hack"
>>340414580
To ubi's credit, theyre showing gameplay this time. Probably gonna be downgraded, but at least its not a 10 min cgi video like ghost recon
>>340419261
Beat me to itwhat do you use?
>Black hacker
This isn't even original. Die Hard did it. Anyone else find it weird black guy is like the go to ethnicity for computer expert/hacker characters in movies?
>>340418587
>implying Republicans aren't the working class mostly
>/v/ being this triggered
Well played Ubisoft
SOMEONE GET THE CLIP WHERE THE CAR EXPLODES BUT IT JUST DISAPPEARS WHEN THE EXPLOSION STARTS INSTEAD OF BREAKING APART
>>340418014
if it was literally any other dev than ubisoft I would be atleast kinda exited.
But I learned my lesson with the first WD
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THERE ARE NO TOWERS
WHAT THE FUCK
>>340419560
Nope, seen a lot of them specially the pajeets, gooks and spic.
Silicon valleys loves to outsourced.
>>340419560
>Superhero has electric powers
>Black 8/10
I might have actually gotten excited for this if the first game wasn't an irredeemable pile of shit, and if it wasn't being developed by Ubisoft of all devs.
>"REEEE UBISOFT"
>"REEEE WATCH DOGS"
>"REEEE BLACK GUY"
Come on, /v/.
>>340419560
So what race would you have wanted? Another chiseled white guy? An indian? An Asian? Explain to me what exactly would be so much more original.
>>340418829
>shitty GTA V
So just GTA V.
>nigger lead
So still GTA V.
>hacking
At least something is unique, right?
Ubisoft is a good company deservant of your money.
goyim
>>340414580
They're trying way too hard to make people who should have neckbeards look cool
>>340419809
Come on, it's 2016!
Educated opinions are for suckaz, yo homie?
Who cares if the last game was garbage? This is completely different!
>3D printing finally making into video games as criminal tools.
I knew 3D Printer was a mistake, you literally could print other people fingerprints with this.
>>340419289
Woah............you totally proved me wrong. FAR LEFT = FAR RIGHT EPIC
>SARGON OF AKKAD
>SARGON OF AKKAD
>SARGON OF AKKAD
>seriously wanting more of this
>>340419393
WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT, NIGGA
>>340419560
Except that the hacker in Die Hard was a regular guy who happened to be black. We don't have those any more, if a character is black it has to be making a statement.
>>340420123
the protagonist is a 20 something black guy retard
>>340420123
I'll take playing some actual humans anyday, thanks.
>>340419809
>Dumb developer with really inconcistent games in terms of quality
>Game so bland people forgot about it 1 week after release, only remembered by PC players because of the "PC version, who cares" debacle
I don't care about black people, but if you really don't get why people don't care about this game, you are a fucking idiot.
There is literally nothing wrong with Watch Dogs.
>>340419843
yea fuck you mate.
Finally a game about us hackers.
>>340420146
Person of Interest.
>>340419820
I'd take an Indian
>>340420123
The guy from The Evil Within is Hispanic so he is diverse.
>>340416951
>It's not that he is black
Yeah, sure.
>>340420204
>Not wanting to run around a city screaming about the black pharaohs that will plague whitey unless he gives up 50 acres and a mule
>>340414580
>Marcus LITERALLY dindu nuffin
Imagine being so deluded that you unironically believe the far right is the far left and take the horseshoe theory seriously
>>340420123
Still better than a nigger.
But yeah, I'd rather have some of this instead.
>>340420123
>unironically placing big boss on there
fuck off
>>340420227
It's not as funny the second time.
>>340420341
>Paying nu-males
>>340415269
Not even worth .25 cents.
>>340420123
half of that list is mixed race dude
>Players will explore the birthplace of the tech revolution as Marcus Holloway, a brilliant young hacker who has fallen victim to ctOS 2.0’s predictive algorithms and is accused of a crime he did not commit
HE DINDU NUTHIN HE WAS A GOOD BOY
>>340420371
>Weebshit
Opinion invalid.
>>340420123
you are literally playing as a hipster from shitfranciso
>All these analpain
Funny how /v/ once praised and calling San Andreas was the last best GTA.
>>340420560
Get taste.
H A C K
A
C
K
T H E
H
E
P L A N E T
L
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>>340420123
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
who here /BLACKDICK/
>>340420123
most of those people (with the exception of Farcry 3 dudebro) aren't objectively irritating kinds of people.
The trailer looks cringe as fuck. Who made it?
>>340420123
But anon, there are some none flat characters in there.
Or is the chart about white people?
Why is people so buttblasted about white characters?
I don't care about a characters color or sex as long as he is cool.
>>340414942
/thread desu
>>340415269
Sure. But asking /v/ is always a bad idea.
>>340419639
>>340418218
Got ya fampai
>Character trailer
>Just a dumb montage of action scenes and saying he was born poor and likes parkour and uses the billiard things as a weapon.
I mean the weapon's cool I guess, but what the fuck man? Have they learned nothing? What about his personality? Fuck.
They're gonna make another fucking Aiden aren't they.
>>340420654
>>340416238
>>340416851
Fuck off faggot shill
>>340420585
/v/ only liked CJ from GTA SA because he acted like the stereotypes they go by.
It seems whenever a black man is just a normal guy /v/ loses their shit because muh SJWs but when he's some gangster being a degenerate /v/ doesn't care.
I hope you're enjoying those vydeo games, go...I mean anons
What do you think about all the black protagonists!
>>340420757
fucking kek
>>340414580
>Tfw was working on a hacking action overworld game
>Tfw plot ideas are gonna be used in Watch Dogs 2 but they won't be done right
>Tfw I can't do those because it'll be seen as copying
Fuck Ubisoft no one wanted a sequel, and now I don't even know if I'll be able to go through with this project by the time I have the funds or experience to do this. I know it's whining that they're doing things so now I can't, but come on, there was no big desire for a sequel. We all wanted WD to die off.
>>340414580
I see the shills are already here. Nobody gives a shit about watch dogs
>>340420786
Its not like that!
>>340415269
No.
I bought it during a steam sale, expecting something mediocre to waste my time with.
But it is a pretty fucking dull game. I can tolerate games such as Assassin's Creed or Far Cry 3/4, with their tons of side-quests, slowly unlocking new stuff, doing a main mission once in a while but mostly doing side missions, gathering items to unlock new stuff, etc. They're fine games for shutting off your brain and playing something for 1-2 hours.
But this game didn't even get that right. Nothing you do feels satisfying. It's dull, dull, dull.
>>340420585
>>340420790
CJ was believable, likeable, and his story was good.
This guy is black because the gay nerdy faggots making the game like rap music.
>>340420932
woah dude your a mentally ill gay faggot but you post anime pictures to make yourself seem disgusting and ill than you actually are xD epic
>>340420891
People seem to have forgotten this but Assassin's Creed started out the EXACT same way. Look how many games it has now.
>>340420757
>cherrypicking this hard
>omg le ebin explosion effects arent done in the REVEAL trailer what a shit game XDDD
>>340421050
And look at how bad it still is!
>>340421024
Give me your unreleased copy of Watchdawg2 so I can laugh together with you.
>>340421061
>it's still p-pre-alpha g-guys
>>340421061
>hack the ied
Isis are all hackers now
Why cant he blow a bomb like a normal person
>>340421024
This.
Prototype 1 was great. Prototype 2 was garbage because they changed the protagonist to some thug no name nigger instead of the established character of Mercer.
Same thing here. I'm not saying watch dogs 1 was a good game, but at least we know who the fuck aiden is. Fuck this new nigger protag, interest dropped to 0.
>>340421176
it actually is, what is your point?
>>340419335
>>340421050
The difference is AC was pretty decent at one point but has been absolute dogshit for years with the ONE exception of Black Flag. Watch Dogs was already shit.
>all these faggots hating Watch_Dogs
>probably didn't even play it after it was patched
>almost definitely didn't play the Digital Trips
>didn't play as T-Bone in Bad Blood
You queers really missed out.
Prepare for a downgrade, people. Happens every time.
>>340420557
>victim to ctOS 2.0’s predictive algorithms and is accused of a crime he did not commit
>goes on a spree killing dozens of cops and civilians and causing terrorist attacks and shitloads of property damage
I think those algorithms were working as intended. BUT HE A GOOD BOY.
>>340421242
>but at least we know who the fuck aiden is.
>we
>he thinks /v/ play dogshit game
You almost got me..
>>340414854
LEL
>>340421031
>your
fuck off illiterate
Another one bites the dust... This isn't the white men's hobby anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoWK6P1Q1Cg
>>340421293
>the Black Flag is good meme
You must love tailing and eavesdropping missions
>>340421242
They'll no doubt flesh this guy out just like WD1 but the game hasn't been built around him like San Andreas was built around CJ.
You're a white washed skinny black hipster who uses a yoyo for combat. He also has a cocky attitude. Very unlikable guy no matter how the story turns out.
>>340421345
I really liked it. But I hate the setting of this one.
>>340420654
Ruggarell please stop shitposting don't forget your dick is 5cm long when erect, also Nanami is pure.
I liked first Watch Dogs.
Seems like a big ripoff of GTA than a sequel to Watch Dogs.
>>340421396
>caring about grammar on a shitposting board when you clearly know what is being said
That wont change the fact that you got bullied in high school, my nigger.
>>340421539
It was OK, but it could've been much better.
STROLLIN DOWN DA STREET WIT MAH S7
>>340421539
Me too, man.
Most people on /v/ either didn't play it or played it on release and experienced a ton of bugs and glitches.
With any other game it'd be tolerated but with Watch_Dogs, patches apparently don't exist to them.
looks like they just copy pasted GTA and added a hipster nigger with shitty drones from amazon to it.
You're a white washed skinny black hipster who uses a yoyo for combat. He also has a cocky attitude. Very unlikable guy no matter how the story turns out.
>>340421880
You're a white washed skinny black hipster who uses a yoyo for combat. He also has a cocky attitude. Very unlikable guy no matter how the story turns out.
>>340421520
forgive m e
>>340421539
I like the trench coat.
>>340421880
>white washed
You SJW's are relentless and never happy, it seems.
>>340421880
And you are a faggot.
LoL, destroyed. kys.
>>340414580
This looks like garbage, I even cringed during some of the "gameplay" clips, especially when he was fighting with a fucking yoyo.
Reading this entire thread makes me realize that "/v/" and "SJW" are just two sides of a fucking coin.
>>340421539
It's not 100% bad like some people make it out to be. It's an ok game.
>>340421880
>Nigger doesn't act subhuman
>WHITE WASHED
>people are going to fall for Ubisoft's scam AGAIN
HOW
HOOOOW
>>340418762
regardless of him being black this video is fucking gay and he looks lame
>>340422032
>>340422109
>Implying whitewashing doesn't exist.
Get educated, whitefags.
>>340422123
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Did the PC version of watch dogs ever get fixed?
>>340414580
>game looks great
>but not buying cuz le black
fucking insecure americans
>>340414580
>Black Man Protag Accused of a Crime He Didn't Commit
I love how tropes are only a problem when minorities aren't involved. Now it's just empowering.
>>340416241
All those games look like they were being developed on a completely different engine and were ported over last minute.
>>340422296
>What is Dishonored
WE WANT THE 'THUG' AUDIENCE
Jesus Christ.
>>340419821
This shit looks literally exactly like GTA V. They aren't even trying to be subtle about it. No, seriously, just look at it. If I hadn't looked at the minimap's format I would have thought this could be a Franklin mission or something.
>>340414580
Im actually interested in this game.. and i kinda liked the last one. The last one was at it's best when you played Otacon on someone elses Stealth game an i hope this game has alot more of this. Also Ubisoft's citys are usually pretty.
>>340422264
>game looks great
>>340422237
with mods it looks great now but it was never broken.
>>340422346
A game that's ok but doesn't have much else going for it?
>>340422264
>le fall for the ubisoft marketing scheme post
Why are you guys shitting on this so hard
It looks better than the first one by miles
What is it with you white people and blacks?
There's so many other ethnicities to choose from, but if you cucks can't be white, its gotta be a nigger.
I wish marketers would at least be subttle about pushing their shit game no one's gonna play
>>340422542
>Implying any other race in America is important.
>>340422264
cuck
>>340422653
>there are more mexicans than blacks in america
America is just obssesed with blacks for some reason,
>>340420123
What's wrong with that anon?
>Protagonist is accused of a crime he didn't commit because of racial profiling
>BAH HE DINDU NUFFIN
>Nigger then decides to commit actual crimes now on a massive scales because 'FUCK THE SYSTEM XD'
Do the developers have any ounce of self-awareness? Am I supposed to take them seriously after this?
But at-least he's staying true to his skin color now.
>>340414580
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A NIGGER
THEY DID IT AGAIN.
>>340414942
It doesn't matter, it sold and it will sell.
>>340422707
>doesn't how the meaning of the world
>insecure as fuck
back to /pol/ you beta male
>MC can be customized like in GTA now
Motherfucker. I actually liked Aiden's coat, and the unlockable outfits were fucking awesomeespecially the Psychedelic and Madness ones.
>>340423090cuck
SPOILER: JUST PLAY GTA5
>ctrl+f
>nigger
>29 results
Thats the /v/ alright.
>Complaining about a black protagonist
C'mon guys. It's 2016
>>340422219
You sure showed me with empirical evidence!
Let's stop black washing as well, no more rap or hip hop music in vidya! Hell, let's just make every character a grey slab!
>>340423405
GTA 5 may end up being worse than this.
The story was absolute shit, along with the characters.
Plus Rockstar focused on Online rather than SP, and it really fucking shows.
>>340416095
well you can hack the hood open and rip out the air filter i suppose
YOU CAN HACK ANYTHING
>>340424039
Can I hack skin?
>>340424039
Can you hack your missing father figure
>>340418316
>JC from gta
>Jeremy Clarkson