GET HYPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1jKN4HoHPs
>>340414284
Fuck off shill
>>340414354
>video game board
>post upcoming video game content
>"SHILL!"
I'm so hyped for this, Watch Dogs was criminally under appreciated.
2 minutes, here we go!
>>340414602
Show your working
>>340414461
He's right. No one gives a fuck about Watch Dogs
>>340414461
>>340414602
Kill yourself marketer.
>>340414710
Is that why there are multiple threads on the game you shit stain?
The only way I am going to get Watchdogs 2 is if they hack my computer and forcibly install the game.
How has Ubisoft any good will left with gamers?
>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
kek
>>340414795
Because you shills are spamming them?
>>340414795
Literally every thread was about how horrible it was.
>>340414795
/v/ is normalfag central.
ITS HAPPENING!!
>ubishit
>rehash of a shit game
>hype
Their last hope for me is Wild. And real Rayman games.
>>340414934
Wild has nothing to do with Ubisoft, Michel Ancel (sort of) left and its being published by Sony
>>340414884
>Every game I don't like is being shilled
Fuck off
>compares their own development process to a collision
Ubisoft games suddenly make sense.
>>340414894
>>340414904
Fuck off cancer
>>340414795
>I make 5 threads the game is good and important guys!
I bet you believe people actually give a shit about overmeme too.
"in watch dogs, the city was really alive!"
Jesus Christ, do they still believe this bullshit?
>>340414976
>left
Holy shit those graphics
>we really listened to the player feedback
so did they fix the fucking game?
graphics look amazing
black protagonist.
>you play as a nigger hipster parkour hacking in SF
kek
>black protag
dropped
>>340414284
Just show some bloody gameplay you fucking nerds
Oh, look. Niggers. Wow, so diverse! GJ, Ubisoft.
well that trailer was really fucking edgy
>3
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ALL THIS HYPERBOLE
THIS WILL DEFINITELY BE WHAT THE FINAL PRODUCT WILL BE LIKE
NO WAY THEY'RE OVERSELLING TI
>>340415241
>Implying the finished game will even look 1/10 as good
Jesus Christ, the game looks worse than GTA 5 on the PS3 when it launched.
>>340414284
>Implying niggers are smart enough to hack
lmao
>you get to mass murder san fran including trannies, liberals and hipsters
sold. (as in pirated)
>>340414284
everybody take notes. whatever they show you, will be different in the final release.
Ubisoft in charge of delivering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
Ok seriously.
Who cares for this shit?
WE
>>340414284
>Someone worthy
>A fucking ape
>pandering to BLM
and dropped
>Literally a DINDU NUFFIN protag
oh lordy
>le hack gang pepeeeeeeee
Ubisoft have gone too far
>>340414284
>Nigger embodying the spirit of San Francisco
Thank Christ I don't live anywhere near then
>>340415241
main character is literally a dindu
>>340414284
>dindu music
>chimps everywhere
>soldering microchips with a fuck huge soldering pen
>le parkour
>80% of things showed in those two minutes I wasted watching will not get past the cinematic preview
>cinematic preview basically nothing
>dindus doing payday shit with drones yeah a fanta sea
Fuck off shill
It's a "muh racism, black guy getting profiled the wrong way because he's black" character, boy how original.
>black hacker from oakland
HAHAH OH LAWD I AM LAFFIN
>>340415565
WUZ
>>340415565
WUZ
>being hyped for watch dogs
doesn't ubisoft know blacks don't buy, right?
>>340414284
WE WUZ HACKERZ N SHEET
>ubisoft shows off a great looking game with interestin gameplay
>people actually believe that ubisoft might finally release something good
>the game turns out to be a downgraded piece of shit
>ubisoft announces a sequel
>people get hyped again
>DINDU NUFFING protag angry about getting caught for commiting no crime
>get mad about this
>go out and commit mass crimes.
Nice one ubisoft.
>>340415612
>>340415628
HACKERZ AN SHIT
>accused in crime, he didn't commit
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>340415612
>>340415628
K A N G Z
>protag has CLACKER VOLLEY
sold
Woah! It's a.......
N IG G E R
I
G
G
E
R
Dropped.
>Black guy
>pro-tag is a criminal because that's the nature of the game
>"he get profiled the wrong way because he's black"
WE WUZ HACKAS N SHIT
Holy shit it's horrible. How can you make something SO edgy and feel confident about it.
Since the first game was utter shit and it's made by Ubishit. Yeah I'm HYPE as fuck. Fuck off, OP.
>accused in crime, he didn't commit
>commits more crime after
HE
WUZ
>>340414461
Why would anyone on 4chan be "hype" for Watch_Dogs 2 you stupid fucking frog? The first one was a complete disaster and a laughing stock.
>anonamaous ;-DD
WE WUZ HACKERS N SHEIT
lulzy
Got fucking dammit the image of hacker hasn't changed much since the fucking 90s.
>>340414284
>WE WUZ MAFIA N SHEET
>WE WUZ WW1 N SHEET
>WE WUZ HACKERZ N SHEET
When will this meme end?
For what?
>>340414284
Answer me you fuck, where do I get your job?
>Hurrr u play in the degen city of San Francisco as DaQuan Jamarius Brown fighting against da oppressive whyte man government
>black mc
>memes
>edge
>le anonymous dedsec
>hackerz
>memes
>some noise they call music
Is this the ultimate /v/ trigger?
>>340414284
>get hyped!
that's what people did with the original Watchdogs and look how that turned out.
You can't fool me ubisoft.
>Cool, edgy memes
Sick memes
>memes
oh this is perfect
since you faggots obviously dislike the game for it's black protag, instead of any number of reasons the game could be bad, Ubisoft can now throw around the race card and get suckers to buy in a "political act"
video games are garbage
I didn't mind he was black. I knew he was gonna be black by the trailer
But the whole BLM approach is just fucking stupid
>>340415846
>There are people with other skin color than white
W
O
W
EDGY MEMESSSSSSSS
L I T E R A L
DINDU
>U
>T
>H
>I
>N
>G
WE MEMES NOW
THE MEMES
>it's all I like
>dedsec is what I like
>edgy
>rebellious
>they want to have fun
>and memes, main point of the internet culture
MEMES
M
E
M
E
S
>with all the memes and visual language of the internet
>but without all the bite obviously
M I M I E S
U N D E R G R O U N D
MORE GAME NEEDS MIMIES
WHERE ARE MY MIIIIIMIES
This is pretty sweet, looks like Ubisoft took notes from the original game and improved on everything.
I never pre-order but I think I'll be doing just that.
This is LITERALLY GTAV with mods
brb checking if there is a thread on /pol/
>Funky memesand shit: The Game
but that one girl looked like Alissa from Arch Enemy, which is always a good thing.
>life size remote controlled car simulator
dont hack my organs again please
>"girls are so dumb whining just play male characters lolll"
>black main character
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THIS IS SO DUMB MAKE HIM WHITE
fourchan vee
its funny how this game literally looks exactly the same as watch dogs 1 just set in Fagifornia and has a black protag, pander central incoming
>>340414284
Why? Because they want us to? The first Watch Dogs was terrible.
>chat disabled
>>340415997
BUT ANON WE WUZ HACKERS N SHIT
NIGGERS
HA
NIGGERS
>WE
>SAN FRAN
>MEMES
FEEL THE BERN
WE CAN HACK EVERYTHING
SEE THAT PERSON?
SEE THAT CAR?
SEE THAT ELECTRONIC?
YOU CAN HACK IT
Why do whitey get triggered by other skin-colors in games?
I dont remember niggers or gooks getting mad that 99% of the protagonists of games are white
>le evil corporation has a german name
>drone not getting shot out of the sky in 10 seconds because the fucking loud noise it makes
>>340416131
it was alright, thank god i got it from G2A though, feel bad for the people who payed 60 bucks
>>340416119
i liked san andreas like the next guy, but that game didn't go about touting about how blacks are persecuted and still act like thugs. it was fun, and semi-believable.
this is pandering, pure and simple pandering to BLM.
>>340416167
IT JUST _____
>>340415537
Every GTA character is aswell.
>>340415923
they were always going to do that though, even if /v/ didn't go full /pol/ about it.
I wouldn't be surprised if they went for a black protag just because some people used the original Watchdogs to euthanize minorities.
I mean sure, you're right that the series has enough problems without making it a race issue, but I'm pretty sure people are going to make it a race issue even if you do keep it focused on gameplay and quality.
This game would have been better off it you could create a character imo
>you can hack people
>seniors always have smartphones
lol okay
>>340414284
This is the obvious marketing we talked about in the sticky yesterday.
>>340414284
>Take CS courses
>Not 1 black student in sight
>Only Asians, Indians and some grills
At least make the game more believable Ubisoft
>LE FUGG BLACK PEOPLE LMAO NIGGERS AMIRITE XD
this “thread” in a nutshell
>>340414284
what a shit, everybody who buys it... scratch that, everybody who plays it should feel bad and get cancer
>>340414284
>Nigger speeding
AYO DAS RAYCISS
>>340416227
I'm not triggered by a black Protag. I'm triggered by this hideous thing that is the Watch Dogs franchise. It's not like it's so bad, that it's actually beautiful. No, you can't even play this crap ironically. It's just memeshit.
>U R IN CTRL
>>340416227
Because they end up boring.
If they would write non-whites as interesting as white characters with flaws and shit it would be fine.
But every fucking time these pussies write a non-white character they are scared of giving them any flaws or make them interesting in any way.
>>340416307
>black people must act thuggish for it to be believable
>INTERNET FUCKERY
>>340416328
there will be nothing to stop "hackers" from changing the MC, either.
if people really dislike something, you can't force them to like it. that includes people.
>>340416429
Watch dogs wasnt bad.
it was average, which was bad because it was supposed to be the next jesus of gaming but still it wasn't nowhere unplayable or bad.
and there goes the sound...
>>340416491
CJ was great nigga.
They were actual characters.
This is bland.
Black characters written like that are ironically just boring and vanilla.
So is DEDSEC autistic?
how to spot that it is indeed sci-fi
>niggers can hack
lol
OH MAN
HE GOT BLEEPED
EDGYYYYYYYYYYY
>mfw /v/ are doing exactly what ubi wants them to
>wg is fucking shit
>loads of legit complaints
>make protag black for the 2nd game
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>look see these people only hate the game because they are racist its fine otherwise
good job guys
>>340416491
have you never been to Detroit? Chicago? fucking Africa?
>people in thread poking fun at the race of the main character
>tricked and triggered Tumblrites trip trepidatiously over their tranny trousers
Every time.
>>340416551
for me it was the "for PC //who cares" part and the amount of downgrading they did
also the bugs and the car physics
>>340414284
>/v/ is literally this
i am sold
day 0
>>340416491
>Tfw Martin Luther King Jr doesn't exist because he didn't act thuggish
>>340415660
fun fact: they made the trailer of the game first, then built the game around it according to hype.
>>340416646
I honestly wish they'd stop giving the retard who can barely speak English so many things to say.
>>340416598
quick reminder that you literally haven't heard him speak a single word
>>340416667
>this sheltered
>>340416598
If San Andreas was revealed today /v/ would get triggered out of their minds.
>A NIGGER IN MY GTA GAME
>YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY AS DA WHITE MAN
>WE WUZ GANGSTAS AND SHIT LOL
WE ARE ANONYMOUS N SHIT
WE ARE LEGION NIGGA
>>340416665
as much as ubisoft planned this, they will still not sell enough copies because niggas ain't paying customers.
>San Francisco
>you are in CTRL
>>340416769
Woah kidd you're actually autistic aren't you?
Shills and tumblr in a thread
sasuga /v/
>>340414284
FUCK OFF MARKETER
NOBODY LIKES YOUR GAME
I saw memes in that reveal trailer. It was awful. So they went from GRIMDARK to Hipster faggot.
also
>black people know how to hack
I can't think of a single black hacker.
>>340416769
/v/ would lose their god damned minds
>>340416769
This is how people reacted to SA at the time though.
>>340416762
>quick reminder that you literally haven't heard him speak a single word
EXACTLY
proving my point.
Thank you!
With the previous protag they felt they had to give him a voice. He said some shit in the trailers.
With this one it is fine to just show he is black and apparently that is already interesting enough.
>>340416831
>because niggas ain't paying customers.
You're on /v/, the place where everybody pirates their games and still bitches about them
a black protag is fine
its just that he's literally a DINDU' NUFFIN' that cracks me up
>>340416665
>ubi wants people to be racist and not buy the game
>>340416551
But it was downgraded shit. It tried to be the better GTA V but it failed at even being on the same level of any GTA or any open world game in that time. It's Ubisoft after all. I gave this game a chance when it came out and startet again a few months ago because of all the bugs shortly after the release. Seriously, I just don't like it a bit.
>>340416762
>can't make an argument so i'll make an assumption
you can fuck right off nigga.
>Was really looking forward playing a chink autistic weeb hacker
>Ended up being a thug blackman with a garbagebag jacket
>Yo we hackaz n shiiii
>>340416916
>>340416863
>vibrant neighbourhoods of oakland
have they actually been to oakland? the place is a fucking slum
I love being in CTRL
>>340416876
Tell me it wouldn't be the case. If Rockstar released this trailer with modern day graphics would you love it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pze6mdhnBLM
>>340416769
>game about stealing
>can't have black people in it
GTA is nothing but Wops or slavic subhumans.
If anything I would get triggered by a white gta protagonist
>>340416931
Yeah, wrongfully accused of a crime and then cue the footage of him gunning down people.
>>340416390
>white people, if you don't buy our obnoxious propaganda about black people being unfairly profiled by white people even though black people actually do commit crime at a much higher rate, then you're a le racist! i'm not a viral marketer, I swear!
this "thread" in a nutshell
>>340416831
it's not aimed at having black people as customers, this game will sell just because it's an ubisoft game and for some reason people lap it the fuck up
>>340416932
no, they are using this as a way to deflect criticism, it's still going to sell
From what they've shown looks like fun
>>340416863
>san francisco
HAHAHA
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>340416769
They already did that with Franklin in GTA V anon
>nigger who learned how to hack in the ghetto
>>340416863
>Silicone valley
>Implying those niggas can be hacked
lol
>>340416769
but /v/ hated SA when it was first revealed though.
I really hope somebody can make one of these for this game
>>340416918
this. Fucking kids born after 2000 ITT gtfo
i think it looks ok
wanna see what the map will be like, the parkour actually looked decent.
Get hyped for what, exactly?
>>340416328
yeah, if Im not downloading it and killing "minorities" again, maybe I can even change his model to be a white man with blackface
>>340414284
Shit sucks, fuck off.
>>340416863
>See that mountain
>You can hack it
>>340417058
I didn't know Ubisoft was like the Nintendo of France. other than Rayman I want nothing to do with the company's ips.
>>340416769
Here's the difference:
CJ is a hood gangster and nothing more
They're trying to make this guy seem like he's a super smart hacker when he probably says 'bruh' unironically.
>>340414284
after this division im not falling for this hype shit again
>>340417079
But it's fine because you can choose to play as two white men. That way /v/ doesn't have to control a black man long enough for them to die from being triggered so hard.
>>340414284
>black protagonist
I couldn't be less hype if I tried
>>340417025
Let me guess you're from /pol/ right?
>>340416863
>CTRL
Good god almighty
I'm dying.
>>340416863
So this means
>jewnuvo confirmed
which leads to
>always online confirmed
then
>preorder bonus confirmed
into
>we cut 90% of game contents to sell them apart for 70 dindu dollah more
>>340417117
remember when "north korea" hacked sony, and totally not the NSA doing a false flag?
yeah totally believable.
>>340416863
oh fugg this takes place in san francisco?
why'd they change it from an asian guy to a black guy then?
>>340415350
YEAH ITLL TOTALLY MEET THE EXPECTATIONS SET BY PRE LAUNCH MATERIAL JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL WATCHDOGS
>>340417051
Everygame you don't like is used as propaganda?
>>340416921
>looking THIS deep into things that arent there
is it really so hard for you to wait and see him act as a character before you pass judgement? it's not a race, you don't win anything for "i told you so!"
>>340416949
you're implying detroit chicago and africa are the only locations on planet earth with black people and that there isn't a single one that doesn't act thuggish, i dont need to argue with you lmao, here's a (You) though thanks for showing up to the thread
>>340416863
>vibrant neighbourhoods of Oakland
>>340417270
>CJ is a hood gangster and nothing more
CJ was so much more interesting.
>>340417025
>a game where black people are accurately portrayed
why would I get mad?
>>340417270
>Blacks that arent from Nigeria or another shithole cant be more intelligent than a brick
Epic
Simply
Ebin
Is anyone hearing the Gamespot guys talking now? Cucks be like muh BLM police brutality.
>>340417025
That looks fucking mint. Looks lively and like a fun game, oh wait, it is.
>>340414461
This
>>340417270
>>340417413
>black men can only be protagonists if they're a hood gangsta
/pol/ you're a fucking parody of yourself.
>>340417283
It doesn't matter to them, they are getting triggered because the new Pokemon gives you an optional choose skin color.
>>340417365
>jewnuvo confirmed
>which leads to
>always online confirmed
Thats not how shitnuvo works you massive retard.
Also based shitnuvo for saving PC gaming
>>340417394
do i have to keep naming places? what about all the niggers in europe during the immigrant crisis? lets not forget those people are also there, acting like rapist thugs, and getting away with shit because they are niggers and everybody is scared of being labeled a racist.
>>340417405
I'm not saying he wasn't CJ's story is rather neat it's just that he was ghetto trash.
>>340417445
>>340417534
Name a black hacker
>>340417549
You can stop talking to yourself now nobody cares
>>340417025
yes. this is literally dindu: the simulator. It depicts perfectly the life of a usual black gang member.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwZN408443M
Is this a Kanye West video?
>>340417394
>is it really so hard for you to wait and see him act as a character before you pass judgement?
Not with Ubisoft no.
My argument isn't that you can't write interesting black characters. My argument isn't that every black protag is an appeal to diversity and a lazy racist way to write essentially nothing because being black is already interesting enough.
This one just clearly is. Everything they have shown. Everything I know about ubisoft. The fact that not a single black writer was talking about him just a bunch of boring white canadians.
Wanna put money on the line? We could share e-mail or something.
I bet you this game and this character is going to be absolute dogshit and you are actually the racist here because I KNOW you didn't the defend the boring asshole from Watchdogs 1 this vehemently.
You piece of shit.
Name literally one thing wrong with black protagonists
Protip: you literally can't
>>340417605
Name a hacker
>>340417594
>You got this triggered in two replies
Quite incredible really.
>>340417143
>teenager pretends he was on 4chan in 2004
>>340417393
No, games that push a dishonest, biased perspective while omitting key pieces of information are propaganda.
>>340417758
Weev
>>340417758
geohot
Can i roleplay as a black weeb and run around like naruto with my hands on my back and jutsu seals when i hack stuff, if not im not buying it
>>340417764
>states facts
>doesn't counter facts
>lol yr triggered
you're just a child
>>340414284
>the vehicule falls into the water
>the water doesn't react
>>340417791
>>340417798
Literally who
>>340417605
>it's 2007
>someone says black men can be president
"hurr name a black president!"
Explain why a black person can't be a hacker, without any /pol/ memes.
there has never been a smart or capable nigger, this triggers sjws but it's the truth
>>340417941
not their job you're an unenlightened nigger.
FRIENDLY REMINDER MOTHERFUCKERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idA9BEA4Hxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
>>340414284
This is going to have SJW out of the ass for it. LBGT hq is san francisco so they are going to shoehorn the shit out of that for the game. Also the traffic in the game is super light. I mean come on the piers had like a dozen cars around at once. You arent a fucking a city if theres that many cars around the tourist heavy spots.
>>340417605
This guy
https://youtu.be/XauwDoD-kiQ
>Nigger Protag
D R O P P E D
>>340417895
but you are the one crying over a video game character
>>340417942
explain to me how a culture of drug dealing anti-intelligence, gangs, and violence can produce enough tech savvy people that some of them would become 'hackers'
Shit, explain to me how you could even get a science-fiction fan. There's only like 200 black science-fiction fans in the world.
I'm gonna get it
>>340417941
the guy who hacked the ps3 and iphone. Also now works on self-driving cars. You need to gtfo right now before you embarrass yourself any further.
>>340414284
>Buying games from a hindenberg-tier company
>Ever again
wew m8y.
Their games have gone over a cliff, nothing good from them for years.
>>340417628
Then why did you respond faggot?
>S-samefag!
Go jump of a bridge
>>340417741
>you are actually the racist here
>You piece of shit.
wow, what has your rectum ravaged so badly? at which point did i call you a racist?
your argument is based 200% on assumptions, and im telling you that's retarded
> I KNOW you didn't the defend the boring asshole from Watchdogs 1 this vehemently
its like 4 replies on a thread on /v/ you fucking nutcase, what is actually wrong with you?
How come edgy white kids get triggered by anything? Can't stand playing anything other than a straight american white man?
>>340418214
frankly the best protags are bald white males, we need more of them
>>340417909
also in the last part during the gameplay section they already showed a fucking huge downgrade.
It's like they are not even trying to hide that
>>340418141
no, i'm not the many people in this thread. I in fact stated I like CJ in San Andreas. this has nothing to do with race you idiot.
>>340414284
>trusting Ubi after 2014
You fucking idiots.
>>340417786
What is this pushing and what is it forcing you to believe?
>>340417895
>facts
My friend...
>>340417909
Same with the boat, it was just floating over the water
>>340418149
It's a thing called learning. He joins not-anonymous and is taught how to hack.
>inb4 "hurr black people are too much nigger to learn WE WUZ LOL"
>There are niggers in this thread defending this garbage SJW Hacking Meme game RIGHT NOW
How do you feel about this?
>>340418081
After the SF setting was leaked, there were no doubts in my mind that this was going to be SJW: The Game. We already have a nigger as the main character, and you can be sure he is going to have some fag hacker friends.
>>340418149
>all black people deal drugs and are in gangs and want to be violent
>>340418210
>your argument is based 200% on assumptions
Educated assumptions.
Your assuming without any knowledge that ubisoft will write a decent character.
That is crazy to me.
Especially after watching that reveal.
Unless you are saying we shouldn't make ANY assumptions. In which case okay.
Leave this thread and stop commenting.
>>340418141
He's not crying, he's just explaining why this game will be trash and why he won't buy it. You're the one who is getting butthurt that someone doesn't want to buy the game. Why are you so invested in trying to discredit people who don't want to buy the game?
>>340414461
People weren't even pretending Watch Dogs was good when it came out.
Ubisoft games have no soul.
>>340414284
Fucking awful.
>>340414461
What are you paid per post you faggot?
Last game was a trainwreck and in all likelihood this one will be too.
>>340416849
>San Fransisco is somehow THE city for hackers
???
>>340418281
The best protagonists aren't human, we need less human characters so everyone can stop whining about digital whites and blacks
>>340418360
try this
>the fact he is black doesn't matter at fucking all but instead you retards are focusing on his race rather than how much of an unfinished, buggy piece of shit this game will be
>>340418343
you need evidence to counter me, my friend. i'm not getting anything in this thread, just conjecture.
>>340415702
GODDAMNIT I WAS GOING TO JUST IGNORE THIS GAME AND I SAW THIS POST AND NOW I HAVE TO LOOK AT THE TRAILER.
>>340418395
Enough of them do it that their communities are shit. They're called ghettos for a reason.
the black hacker
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-08/monkey-triggers-kenyan-blackout-after-tripping-hydropower-plant
>>340418408
>why the game is trash
>MUH NIGGERS
>MUH WE WUZ HACKERS AND SHIT
>MUH REFUGEES
How the fuck is that explaining why the game is trash?
>>340418214
>Implying everyone on /v/ is black or white
I always prefer games with customizable avatars or player.
>>340415241
Remember the graphic drop between trailers and game of the last one?
>>340418541
not all black people live in the ghetto or subscribe to that culture
>>340418360
even tho /v/ was always shit, it's still sad to see so many SJW niggers gathering here
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH This thread is pure gold
>>340418525
>you need evidence to counter me
Mi amigo...
>>340417374
not enough D I V E R S I T Y
blacks outrank coin slot eyes
>>340418702
keep doing what you're doin, Mon Cheri. it adds nothing except a bump.
>>340418387
Dont forget out of nowhere. "I use to be a guy. Now im a girl. Thank you very much."
>>340418641
If you hate the game just because it has an afro people as a protagonist that's dumb, you should hate it because it's Watch Dogs and an UniSoft title instead.
>>340418857
Why do you care about why people think a game sucks
>>340418397
>Your assuming without any knowledge that ubisoft will write a decent character.
go ahead and quote the exact sentence where I implied that, I'll wait.
you have 2 pieces of information here, that they said he'd been persecuted and that he hasnt spoken in the trailer. you took 1+1 and made black lives matter
>>340418857
Why not both? We're sick of being force fed propaganda that black people are wrongly profiled when they clearly commit crime at a higher than normal rate.
>>340418948
>Being okay with retards posting on your zanzibar cooking anonymous forum
>>340418948
some people made it their careers to bitch about other people's bitching.
this is the world we live in, where virtue signaling sells more than quality.
>>340418983
>you took 1+1 and made black lives matter
Okay.
go ahead and quote the exact sentence where I implied that, I'll wait.
I am saying this character is going to be fucking boring and horribly written.
>>340418948
Because I want people to hate games for the right reasons, if you hate a game because of a digital race you don't need to play games. Thats why Tumblr and /v/ need to stop playing games altogether.
>>340418857
trust me anon, i do hate it just because it's ubisoft, but you cant ignore all of the retarded pandering going on
>2016
>Ever giving a penny to ubishitgamemakers again
wew
>>340419053
Maybe you should stop putting real life situations inside digital shit. You shouldn't blame the black guy and start blaming the fags who wrote the story.
>>340419053
Why does black people committing crime at a higher rate mean they can't possibly be profiled for a crime they can't commit?
Are you really that gullible that you think EVERY single example of the police attacking blacks was entirely justified?
>"hey what do hackers do?"
>"they steal data."
>>340419102
Who cares about that, they are not buying the game anyway, and its not like they are going to change anyones mind if the reason is shallow, if you want the game just buy it
>>340418819
I posted the truth and you didnt respond with facts
you need to post EVIDENCE and F A C T S lmao idiot
>>340419102
>Because I want people to hate games for the right reasons
Then you don't understand emotions. They are by definion illogical.
You can't be logically hate something.
>>340419259
That's some magical superpowered drone if it can lift an entire fucking server
>>340419287
They still hold the right to talk bad about the game but hating it for some dumb reason like the digital race of the protagonists is idiotic.
>>340419121
>Story dosn't have any blacks did nothing wrong shit
>protag isn't some african refugee fightning for his freedom
How the fuck is this game pandering you useless fucking human being its like saying every game with a white guy is pandering literally fucking kill yourself you fucking triggered me
>>340419390
yeah its a black drone tho
>>340419291
nice fucking self reference. i believe you, moron.
>>340419090
>this is pandering, pure and simple pandering to BLM.
sure looks like it here.
>I am saying this character is going to be fucking boring and horribly written.
okay
>>340419450
again who cares, they are not buying the game anyway, if they'd buy a shitty game for that reason now that would be different, but they arent giving money to shitty devs anyway, who cares
>>340419452
>>Story dosn't have any blacks did nothing wrong shit
LMAO
the writer literally said on the reveal that HE IS BEING ACCUSED OF A CRIME HE DIDNT COMMIT
literally the definition of DINDU NUFFIN
>>340419475
wheres the evidence? IDIOT
>>340419485
>sure looks like it here.
Not me.
Why did you ever assume that was me?
Because it helped your argument you massive cunt?
>>340419591
wheres the proof?MAI BOI
>Watch Dogs 2
>le angry /v/ over it's black protag and never ending ebin /pol/ maymays
>Skyrim remaster
>return of the Kojima conspiracy fags
I'm scared of what other cancers E3 season will bring back.
>>340419590
Since the man is being blamed for a crime he didn't commit he's a dindu? I guess all those white guys that were falsely accused of rape and child molestation Dindu nuffin.
>>340419643
>Why did you ever assume that was me?
because i was going down the comment chain
>you massive cunt?
you have severe personality issues
>>340419643
i said that shit
this thread is full of SJWs who want to dismantle arguements with childlike banter instead of discussions like adults. the way some people are just taking posts and lumping them together is just 2new for even 4chan.
>>340419734
you can always go back to tumblr
>>340414284
>Set in San Fran
So every person on the street is a genderfluid lesbian blogger?
>>340419734
hahahahahah it's going to be fucking great
PLEASE GIVE US MORE FORCED BLACK MEME CHARACTERS
>>340419750
Didn't Dindu Nuffin come from the mother of Micheal Brown?
cause yeah, he certainly did some shit, but nope, MAI BOI DINDU NUFFIN
Is people really hyped for thisor are they just pretending?
The first one was atrocious.
>>340419662
i have a 13 inch penis show me proof otherwise show me yours you faggot
>>340419780
>because i was going down the comment chain
Looking for things to make me seem hypocritical.
Because you can't argue a post alone.
If me assuming these white Canadians from FUCKING ubisoft can't write a decent black character and this trailer pretty much proving how horrible he is going to be with the political defense of "He was persecuted" "if you have a problem you are racist"
You can't argue with that.
>>340419870
But I've never been there and I don't plan on going there anytime soon.
>Protagonist is accused of a crime he didn't commit because of racial profiling
>BUT HE DINDU NUFFIN
>Nigger then decides to commit actual crimes now on a massive scales because 'FUCK THE SYSTEM XD'
Do the developers have any ounce of self-awareness? Am I supposed to take them seriously after this?
But at-least he's staying true to his skin color now.
>>340419870
t. r/4chan
>>340419952
the whole dindu meme came from people defending niggers who have obviously done wrong, now though it's just niggers it seems
>>340420004
here's the deal
if you make a claim, you gotta back it up, or else your claim is hot garbage.
not that i don't want to see your wang, I'm into that actually.
>>340419952
I honestly don't know anything about that nigga
>>340420064
But he shot multiple people over emotional shit, he should be white
>>340420262
Statistically makes much more sense for him to be black.
>>340420262
the rate of black on black crimes and black on white crimes is disproportionally higher than white on whites and white on blacks.
but gotta love tumblr's all white men are evil murderers meme.
>>340420010
>Looking for things to make me seem hypocritical.
>Because you can't argue a post alone.
you are looking wayyy too fucking into this, i thought i was talking to the other poster you complete asperger.
i'm not arguing that white canadians can write a good black character, again - stop making up my viewpoint in your head so you have someone to be angry at
>if you have a problem you are racist
again, at no point has anyone said this. what is wrong with you? is it really so hard for you to think with a level head?
cant wait for the chinks to nuke us all into oblivion
>>340420308
This is fucking /b/ now, we don't make clever racist jokes anymore, we just say nigger over and over again and if you think it'll get stale you need to go to Tumblr.
>>340419952
I think it was Trayvon Martin
>>340420120
post your dick, i have a thing for the dicks of those that are mentally challenged
>>340420402
>>340420430
I said he shot people over emotional shit, a black guy will shoot you just to do it.
>>340419984
Shills spamming the OP and people shitposting in it.
>>340420578
you seem to be the one with the deficiency here.
>I Cross the Road When I See Black People: The Thread
>>340420486
I suggest you suck my dick
>>340420718
>He wants to get knocked out
Either that or you're black, so eh.
>>340420679
My friend you have 3 options
>Post evidence
>Post dick picture
>Delete your account
I think this is just criticism foil so Ubi can shield themselves against criticism when the game ends up just being Watchdogs 2. Kinda like what EA is doing.
Honestly, I think I don't even care anymore if Vivendi succeed in their hostile takeover.
>>340418632
>not all
please go back to twitter with that shit
>>340420832
that's a muslim animal, in this instance he did a good job
>>340414981
no one likes Watch Dogs, though.
>>340420832
>Not being physically fit
you're literally on a website with a fitness board, anyone on this website that cant defend theirselves deserves it kek
>>340420881
with what shit, thinking that literally every black person in a gangbanger?
Why does /v/ have so many nigger lovers? I thought /v/ was white.
>>340420845
i'll take option 4 and just call you a cunt. :^)
or do you want me to post crime statistics in black neighborhoods and shit. but knowing you, you'd dance around that and continue your charade.
so fuck off cunt. :^)
>>340414795
>Is that why there are multiple threads on the game you shit stain?
Having talked to someone that works for a guerilla ad agency, they are indeed hired to stir things up on places like Reddit and 4chan.
>>340420885
Nice meme dude! XD
>>340420885
>all bicycles start riding themselves to the nearest black neighborhood
I laughed at that one.
>>340420885
I thought /v/ was good at jokes, this is fucking abysmal.
>Inb4 you hate it because it's racist
>>340420881
>l-ll-leave! i need my worldview to be simple and black and white because i lack a brain!! i need situations to be simple!!!!!
>>340420718
There are hundreds of videos exactly like this one out there if you care to look.
>made by fucking disgusting french canadians
>full of outdated memes that make it look like this game was made by my grandparents
>"""vibrant neighbourhoods of oakland"""
>bullshit faked gameplay running on "PS4-like" PC hardware
>going to be downgraded into the fucking ground and full of bugs like every other turd ubisoft shits out
You just don't like it because you're racist ;^P
>>340421016
>I thought /v/ was white.
Really anon?
>>340421018
I said you had 3 options buddy
>>340421005
no, not all 'x' is a non-arguement i'm sick of it
>>340421158
Well /v/ fell right into their trap because all they want to bitch about is the protag being black.
MAN FUCK PUPPIES X-DDD WE R LEGUN
>>340421220
>Literately just said I don't hate it because it's racist
>LOL YOU'RE A NU-MALE LIBKEK
Kys
>>340421331
does it hurt your feelings if they do?
>>340421250
you think you're worth my 14 inch cock?
i would prefer a little romance first.
>>340421292
but it's the truth anon, not all black people run around dealing drugs and killing people, what's wrong with accepting the truth?
you can accept they are more likely to be violent, commit crime and have a lower iq, but you also have to accept that it's not every black person
>>340421246
there are as many black people here as there are women you mong
>>340421154
>I saw videos online of black people doing bad things now i avoid them! They're certain death!
Wish I had the "/pol/ sees a black person in the street" comic to hand.
>>340421435
>leftists are honest, you should trust their words
kill yourself
>>340421435
the problem is it IS racist and you should hate it
>>340421447
It does, because it just means Ubi get a free pass to shield themselves from all criticism of this game much like what EA did with their pride shit.
>>340421435
>I'm not racist; I just hate blacks
>LOL WHY YOU CALLED ME A RACIST I SAID I'M NOT!! XD
kk
>>340421220
So nu-males are just white people?
Why don't we have the option to create our own character? I mean it's a fucking sandbox game, isn't it?
Saints Row 4 is story driven and shit but it worked well with your own character and it could be a nigger or a jewish guy or whatever the fuck the people want to play as.
Why shove a character down our throats? I don't get it really
>>340421447
It hurts my feelings that the jokes they keep posting suck donkey ass. /v/ needs to learn how to do clever racist jokes.
>>340421220
>spend that long typing out something unfunny
>nobody finds it funny
surely they must be wrong
>>340421492
I accept it completely because i'm not a /pol/tard but it doesn't need to be said it's a given that not all of 'x' is the same
>>340421530
It's called black fetishism.
>>340421662
i spent 30 seconds typing it out
i found it funny and so did at least one other guy
if you dont like it, go back to your reddit safe space you pathetic millennial nigger
disregard all posters who use XD they are reddit scum
>>340421154
What was that white guy doing in a ghetto neighborhood like that? He was asking for it.
>>340421673
when the poster was implying that all black people were drug dealing gangbangers, it does need to be said considering it's factually incorrect
WHY DOES THE MAIN PROTAG LOOK LIKE FUCKING KID CUDI!?!?!?!?!
>>340421883
cuz he's a hacker bruh
>>340421543
>IF YOU DON'T LAUGH AT MY TERRIBLE JOKE YOURE A LEFTIST.
Kys twice
>>340421627
Who are you quoting?
>>340421579
I hate it because it's not clever and a terrible joke.
>>340421792
>they didnt find my joke funny
>"Damn those SJWs!!!!!"
what is it with pathetic people needing to blame all their woes on the far right or far left
>>340421530
http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus0702.pdf
https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2014/crime-in-the-u.s.-2014/tables/table-43
>>340421656
Because it's a story driven game. They're not going to record 2 sets of dialogue, it would be too expensive and wouldn't exactly serve a purpose since people are usually content with playing a premade character.
>>340414284
I'm going to buy this game and enjoyed it. How mad are you /v/? :^)
>>340421938
i mean
jesus
why not stick with aiden
or a white guy
i just cant take a black guy seriously when hes talking with some mexican mafia dudes or some other shit
>>340421656
I'm actually not sure. Didn't they say you can meet other people in "SP"? Do they look like the nigger on their screens but different for you? Or what?
>>340421952
who says he was joking tho
>>340421951
>>340421952
I wonder who's behind these posts
>>340421832
it's like shouting at a brick wall someone with that opinion isn't going to change it because you screamed 'NOT ALL' at them
>>340414284
I wish janitors would prune these obvious marketing threads. fuck
so they are basically going the GTA V route?
Why does every video game have to have black people in it now?
>>340422092
his opinion goes against fact though, that's just being willfully ignorant
>>340421823
>he was asking for it
what were the black people doing in America? they were asking for slavery
>>340422052
I'm an anon that loves funny jokes, hoodrat speak isn't a joke at all it's fucking asinine.
>>340422203
Are you implying most aren't?
>>340422290
no, read the reply chain jesus christ
>>340422132
As shitty as gta 5's humour is, it doesn't fucking use pepe and le reddit horse masks.
>People already attacking this game with the anger of a thousand suns
>People already defending this game as if their family is on the line
Shit never gets old does it
>>340422184
kings and shit.
>>340422184
Because asians or southamericans dont exist for americans, its either that same white guy or hiphop black
what in the everlasting FUCK is the main char using as a weapon?
a fly stick or what is he whacking people with
>>340422184
Name 10 games that came out this year that have a black protagonist
>>340421991
>Because it's a story driven game. They're not going to record 2 sets of dialogue, it would be too expensive and wouldn't exactly serve a purpose since people are usually content with playing a premade character.
D-did you read my post? What about Saints Row 4 you double nigger?
It just sounds lazy as fuck, and they could pander to whatever kind of people they want. Fuck. Add a gender slider and everyone and their mother (excepting /pol/ obviously) will be fucking happy.
>>340422013
Probably it'll be randomly generated niggaz that'll be part of Dedsec. From the trailers i can gather that everyone on dedsec will be black people so maybe that.
>>340422184
It's 2016, stop being racist.
>Meanwhile blacks are at 12.6% of the population and declining thanks to their 50% abortion rate
In 100 years the US will be 100% mexican and 0% black, it's a lose/win so meh.
>>340421956
>I read some tables online and now I completely avoid black people!!! I'm scared for my life I tell ya!!!!!
lmao
>>340422402
>Black "people" can't read
Confirmed.
>>340422107
It's literally a video game thread posted on a video game board, just because you don't like it doesn't make it "obvious marketing", what are the janitors going to do exactly? "yeah sorry, I deleted your video game related post on the video game board because reasons".
Just ignore the threads.
>>340422365
A rope tied through drilled billard/pool ball.
Yes, seriously.
>>340422350
the people defending this meme of a game are just contrarian plebs
>>340422365
Its a pool-ball with a hole drilled all the way through with a rope through it as a sort of swinging weaponI like it
>>340422365
billiard ball tied to a rope or some shit, think its one of those flexible bands people use for camping and shit, and you can wear it as a bracelet around ur wrist
>>340422580
>>340422597
>>340422629
WHAT
hahahah
i'm sorry
WHAT!?!?
i'm fucking laughing tears are running down my face
jesus christ
>>340422052
imagine having nothing to fall back on and all you can do at this point is piss your pants and scream sjw
fascinating
>>340422578
There were 3 threads for it all started about the same time, all using the word "hype" in some way.
It's pretty obviously viral marketing.
>>340422629
can't they just give him a fucking gun and stop pretending him and Aiden were batman tier no kill vigilantes?
>>340422558
I'm pretty sure he wants to know why some games make you play as black people, if he thinks games like Mortal Kombat and Killer 7 didn't have blacks until 2016 he's ignorant.
>>340422597
...why though? In an open world game where you can get actual weapons, that just seems completely out of place.
>>340422629
paracord.
>>340422679
I'm sorry the truth triggered your feefees.
fuck you op. i hope ubisoft fires you.
watchdogs was dogshit. no one wanted a second one and the only reason they went for it was to push muh diversity.
>>340422184
THEY WUZ KANGS WITE BOI
WHY U RACIS MANE THEY WUZ KANGS N SHEIT
>>340422285
>i dont like this type of humor
>NO ONE ELSE MUST LIKE IT EITHER
fuck off you philistine piece of trash
>>340422683
Doesn't matter what you think it is or what it really is, it's still content related to the board we're in.
Who gives a shit anyway? Is this shit your job?
>>340422184
It's a fad right now along with putting independent strong women in video games. Once Trump is president expect it to change.
>>340422790
>triggered
>sjw
>nu male
im enjoying this exchange, please use more buzzwords - millennial perhaps?
>>340418320
>"I can't read" the post
>>340422957
millenial is a buzzword too you know
>>340422660
Yes we get it you fit in
>>340422783
Don't know, they said something about being inspired by at-home-engineers and looking at those builder youtube channels
I guess one of them just randomly made a joke weapon and ubisoft latched onto it as the greatest thing ever?
I guess it does have "unique" going for itand a lot of ball punsand unlockable/DLC ball skins
>>340422184
This. I mean maybe it makes sense for some games, but trying to fool people into believing that black people are smart enough to hack shit is pretty laughable.
>>340422227
>Go to Africa
>Capture some slaves from some dying, impoverished tribe
>Save them from certain death
>Bring them to America, even the shittiest of living conditions are miles better than dying of heat and starvation in some Central African hell-hole
>They are basically savages, with no skills or cultural understanding
>They are put to work as laborers
>Liberals are outraged by this
>>340422873
>NO ONE ELSE MUST LIKE IT EITHER
I never said that whatsoever, I said I didn't find your joke funny, please direct me to the post where I said No one can like your joke.
>>340422957
>>340423071
>samefagging your own post to make yourself look less dumb
>>340422815
yeah man, that's the only reason
not money or anything
not like the first one was a massive financial success
fucking retard
>>340423153
You literally said it's not a joke you dumb faggot
Grow up
>>340417031
The footage is clearly edited.
>>340414284
are you FUCKING serious right now, you have the balls to come here shill your stupid fucking game after how the first one turned out?
You people have no fucking shame. I PIRATED the first game and even I was disappointed on just how fucking bad it was. I expected LITERALLY nothing, and I was still let down. Please fuck right off to whatever shithole you came from, and tell your boss nobody here cares about your cashgrab generic openworld bullshit. FUCK YOU.
Was storyline of original MC even finished?
With that main character, I guess it will at least be appropriate when it doesn't work
>>340423287
Yeah, he found out who killed his daughter or sister or- what was it? Well that.
Also who killed BadBoy and killed them.
And set free some guy.
I don't really remember.
>>340423025
If it's propaganda it wants to get you to believe something with the message it's trying to get across, clearly he thinks they are forcing/pushing this message.
>>340423287
I have no idea
I genuinely have never met someone who finished the first game
>walking down the street
>see WatchKang on his motorola from 2007
>it's mostly gibberish but I can decipher some:
>"YE WE WU KANGZ I GOT IT I KNOW, HEY CHECK DIS OUT NUKKA"
>all bicycles in a 20 mile radius start riding themselves to his house
>"SHEEIT DATS REPARASHUNS FO DA SLAVERY AN SHEIT WITE BOI, WE GOT BIKES AN WE WATCH DAWGZ NOW NIKKA"
>keep walking
thanks Ubisoft
>>340422873
dank memes aren't funny
>>340423403
so your actually just dumb? because millennial is a buzzword
>>340423242
When you're clearly insulting a minority, of course anything you say doesn't come off as a 'joke'.
I know in your little community you can insult anyone that isn't normal and you can find it 'funny'. But try that in the real world and you'll get a fist lodge into your face.
>>340423242
That's because I don't find it funny, step it up anon
>>340423508
>i dont have reading comprehension
how old are you? serious question
get your mother in the room and ask her what my post meant
>>340423604
you mean
>try that in a nigger infested ghetto hellhole and you'll get chimp swarmed
gb2 reddit cunt
>>340423604
>Black people are inherently violent: The post
wew lad, at least disguise your racism a bit you nazi.
>>340422184
Better question is why when people want to make a diverse character they are either black or gay.
>>340422790
yea thats right, couldnt remember the fucking thing's name.
>>340423604that's why we post in the 'little community you stupid cunt
Man Watchdogs 1 sucked dicks
Like I remember the pre-release material that they just outright lied in.
I hope nobody buys this game.
>>340423724
ok but millennial is a buzzword on 4chan just as much as SJW or numale
>>340423715
So you're admitting I was right
Why are liberals so braindead, /v/?
>>340423748
It's 2016 you bigot
>>340418410
>Ubisoft games have no soul.
Accurate.
>>340423841
I know, you moron. Read the post again. I was suggesting it as another shitty buzzword you could use to defend an unfunny post.
>>340422758
he does have a gun, has an ak and everything, which is fucking retarded when you think about it coz background for the story is hypocritical as fuck
>mad about being profiled for crimes he didnt commit
>proceeds to commit crime and shoot motherfuckers left and right
>>340423962
>you
>>340423748
honestly having an asian character who isn't a l33t hacker or ablack womanwould be a nice change from the strong whoman and white person we painted black shit going on right now
>>340423868
It's not a joke to me anon, it's just hood speak, I never said that no one can find your "joke" funny I just said I don't.
>>340423962
>my numale taste in humor is objective
>>340414284
>watch dogs
>hype
Nope.
Fuck off marketer.
>>340414284
GET FUCKED
>>340424076
>it's not a joke
>it is a joke
>i dont find it funny because it's not a joke to me
>but it is a joke though
why are liberals so braindead, /v/? every time. it's like they have some sort of collective neurosis or dementia.
>>340424084
>nu male
>cuck meme
you got me man haha shit
>>340423868
Because they aren't people. They are brainwashed cucks by the zionist regime to hate white people and all nationalism. They are commies.
If you don't vote Trump to deport all the muslims and anti American nonwhites, plus ban and outlaw all the commie leftists, you should be shot.
>>340423997
He's just expressing outrage over an inherently racist system that is oppressing his people on a regular basis, stop being racist.
>>340414461
>going on /v/
>expecting the word shill not to be posted in every thread
buzzwords are literally fun
>>340424287
They did got you to reply to them for at least 10 minutes
must mean something right?
>remember the only good thing about the Watch dogs 1 was the sort of cyberpunkish dark atmosphere?
>we removed that and now it looks worse than gta V
>also we wuz haxxors and shit
>>340424248
>Imagine a world where humans are smart enough to work a computer and get on the internet but not smart enough to understand basic english concept
He's saying it isn't a joke because it isn't clever or funny you autist. Can all you Brazilians please leave the board?
>>340414284
First game blew huge dicks. Why would anyone be hyped for a second?
>>340414284
>>340424084
if it's implying it's another man's then why does the kid look like him?
>>340424248
It's not a joke to me anon, but I will call it a joke because you intended it to be funny, personally I think jokes should be funny but your "joke" wasn't.
>>340424774
t. comedy master
Once again ubisoft getting open world. This is what GTA V should have been. Watch dogs 1 the city was alive as fuck as well. The only company that should make open world games is ubisoft.
>>340424406
It's 10 minutes and I've got at least a good 70 years left in me if I'm good.
>>340424774
>I'm offended! BAN HIM!!!!!!!
Fuck off cuck.
>>340424428
>cyberpunkish dark atmosphere
Uuuuuhhh...
>>340424891
sent
>>340414284
>another ni9gger meme game
literally why? he looks generic and pandering as fuck.
>>340424738
>"S-someone out there m-might have found it funny!"
BRAZILIANS OUT NOW
>>340424846
Are you implying jokes aren't supposed to be funny?
>>340424930
Who are you quoting?
>>340425041
>sop being racist
>brs out lol
sasuga /v/
>>340425041
>>340425060
reminder that there are 2 sjw ubisoft marketers in this thread doing their best to defend their laughable nigger game
>>340424357
>>340418483
>>340418410
>>340417490
>>340415804
>>340414723
>>340414710
>>340414354
This is why Hiro made that sticky. To stop shit like this.
fuck off shill
>>340425162
>S-Shill!!!!
Nice rebuttal, I'm not even going to buy this dumbass game because I hate UbiSoft, plus I'm having to much fun with One piece Burning Blood.
>>340425134
>sop being racist
english speakers please point out to this poster where that was said because i cant find it
>>340425162
also please point me to the posts in this thread defending this game that this poster seems to be reading
>>340420591
They'll do it for emotional reasons too, just not very lofty emotions because they aren't capable of it.
>>340425457
>stop making bad jokes about blacks it triggers me wahh
>make bad jokes about brs
shut up boi
This dedsec shit is very cringey.
>>340425196
>To stop shit like this.
you must be new. before borderlands 1 came out that shit was viraled so hard and it was proven there where people paid to post that shit here and on other sites. im betting your in your grammer school computer class thinking your being a funny fuck, you fucking faggot fucker.
>>340421530
Worldstar is full of them. Black crime statistics don't lie, your poor grasp of reality does though.
>>340425410
you have to be 18 to post here
>>340425457
does this image trigger you? :)
>>340425476
They do it for materials anon, not because no one sat next to them during lunch.
>>340422951
This.
>>340425534
>stop making bad jokes about blacks
>stop making bad jokes
i think there's a difference between these two statements, could just be me though hmmm
Who would buy the second game after the abomination that was first game?
>>340425731
No you literally got triggered because people are making bad jokes about blacks
If you get this triggered over any joke you are an autist
>>340425523
I actually laughed at this one, nice job anon
>>340425638
Still no Rebuttal? Come on anon you can do better
>>340414284
https://youtu.be/U1jKN4HoHPs?t=25m29s
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>340414284
People are actually getting hyped about this?
How many times do people need to put their hand on a hot stove to learn that it's a bad idea?
How is this even a thing after the trainwreck that was the original?
Are we really at the point that big publishers can shovel out whateverthefuck garbage and there are enough dummies that they'll always make their money back?
Why isn't the video game market crashing?
>>340425638
>does this image trigger you? :)
yeah, its like garlic to a vampire, i hissed and retreated to my safe space with my wife's son
HES A
>>340425837
>If you get this triggered over any joke you are an autist
why not? i've got free time to chat :^)
>>340425731
lmao go back to tumblr, shill
When Trump enacts his militia to end leftism I'll be sure to join just to remove cucks like you from American society.
>>340425837
>No you literally got triggered because people are making bad jokes about blacks
Or he got triggered over a bad joke that just so happened to be about blacks, anyone who makes a bad joke should be shot by Stalin.
They're gonna blame the game bombing on racism aren't they?
>>340425816
Because this is not the first game and they can improve it in the sequel? What a stupid question. Thats like saying ''who would buy GTA5 when 4 was so bad?'' but GTA5 end up being better in every way.
>>340426134
*jumps back*
*unsheaths sword*
"...!?"
>>340426158
what happens when trump loses
do the memes end?
>my reaction to this game
>>340426224
>implying GTA 4 was worse than 5.
>>340426158
There has been no rebuttals, I said your joke wasn't clever multiple times but you thought I hated it because it was about nigs. Now you're just Trump posting because you're trying to trigger the other anon that said you aren't funny.
>>340421530
My co-worker has a bone jutting out of his left cheek skin, like he has a finger pushing out his skin, from a group of dindunuffins that only wanted to guide him safely to his house.
His insurance doesn't cover facial reconstruction surgery cause it's considered unneeded and the bone isn't threatening his health. This happened to him when he was 19 and still hasn't saved up the money needed for plastic surgery at 21.
>>340426413
Out of all the black babies they gave her the one that looks like a frog?
>>340426610
Clinton is the next president of the USA, clueless child.
>>340426594
>F-F-Fucking SJWs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why would I report a faggot for being a faggot? He was just born that way.
>>340426840
>I'm not mad because I use a a funny picture
>>340426615
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>>340426937
>getting triggered at a spongebob picture
lol
>>340426937
>U mad meme
Grrr how dare you anon, you made me really hot-headed now!
>>340427105
>posting spongeb
>>340427223
>>340427105
all me or at least one and the same guy
>>340427386
Nah nigga
Oh, a WD2 thread.. let's open it up..
>political arguments.
>>340427386
yep, ur definitely triggered
have a nice day :^)
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