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Heroes never die.


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Heroes never die.
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and they don't fade
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>>340403142
Wait, a STRAIGHT Overwatch pic?
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>>340403487
MERCY X SOLDIER 69 is CANON OKAY.
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>>340403487
yeah, those exist, specially of best pairing.
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>>340403142
>>340403560
Why has 76 aged so much compared to the other characters who also aged?
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>>340403560

>I'm a medic, I have the right to treat any patient I want first

Is this true?
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>>340403650
Stress and the life of being a Punisher/Guts like character while pretending to be dead in a world where crime happens at every corner.
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>>340403650
Once you hit dad-age you never return.
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>>340403713
Generally medics will triage by order of need, so, no not really.
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>>340403142
FOR
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>>340403713
Well, technically true. A pretty fucked up moral compass if she does.
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>>340403650
because he is pure
PURE
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>>340403713
It's just supposed to be a cute "I'm the medic, don't talk back you dumbass"
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>76 with mercy

That's not how it works
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>>340403650
Reinhardt has aged plenty, though I heard it's hinted somewhere something about his armors reactor is keeping him alive.

Mercy hasn't aged because literally Nanomachines. Mei was cryofrozen.

Personally I have a theory that something to do with Mercy's treatments and America's super soldier program has advanced cellular breakdown in both 76 and Reaper. With Reaper he's gone full blown 'atoms falling apart', with 76 he's aging fast.
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>>340404016
Rein doesn't keep his armor on all the time though.

He is certifiably insane though.
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But McCree and Mercy are the same age. Both in Overwatch together in their mid 20's. She's an uptight doctor, he's a polite ex criminal. It's gold.
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lol
>"ur ok kid"
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>>340403142
>8 FUCKING THREADS
How fucking hard is it to open the catalog you incompetent piece of shit?
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>>340404116
What's so crazy about wanting to spend the rest of your days fighting for justice while encased in a mechanical suit of armor?
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>revive mercy with another mercy

>oh, so thats what it feels like

Mercy confirmed for Frankenstien actual bad guy.

She's up to some shit.
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>>340404116
>no Rein brawl week where you only play Rein and see all enemys as weird fantasy creatures
WHY
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>>340404016
Didn't Reaper end up like that due to a failed "reviving" by Mercy tech after dying in the Overwatch explosion? I thought that was part of the lore.
Soldier probably just has scars and more white hair than he should thanks to all the stress.
>>340404303
Apparently Reinhardt sees literal dragons and shit when he's fighting. He's practically in Don Quixote levels of madness.
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>>340404130
But there's no fan art, hell, there's more fans art of McCree and shit post rabbit.
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It's sad that Torbjorn is supposed to be swedish, he's the opposite of a cuck.
>hates omnics
>line when you go to the city full of omnic loving cucks is "No no no no no NO NO NO"
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>>340404449
Because romantic fan art is drawn by women who commonly have older guy fetishes.
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>>340404475
How is that sad?
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>>340404475
>A midget gets to be the manliest thing to come out of swede
what a world
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>>340404542
>older guy fetishes
They have good taste.
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>>340404475
I just realised that there is probably a blogpost somewhere on the internet of a cuck complaining about howbadly Torbjorn represents Sweden and that he should be a lesbian immigrant instead
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>tfw rezzing right after a reaper ult
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Why are they the best couple?
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>>340404703
Except there probably isn't.
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>>340403713
May differ from country, medicine school, hospital directives etc but in general its the doctor who chooses who will get treated first.

Its so that they don't get forced to waste time in emergency situations on patients who are dead anyway or will take hours to treat while other patients who are more likely to survive if treated can get medical attention.
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>>340403650
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>>340404851
That's fucking adorable.
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>>340403560
why is she crying in the last one im confused
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>>340405430
Are you autism?
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>>340404851
For some reason I kinda want to see a Hana Hook series reenacted with Mercy as a dumb slut and Reyes as Kenta.
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>>340405484
yeah cant she just heal him? Is she just upset hes hurt badly?
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>>340404448
I tried to look for a connection between Mercy and Reaper on the wiki page but it didn't say anything about that, but I still see people claim she revived him.
In the lore it says he became this way from the explosion
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>>340404939
>>340403713
They don't choose who to treat first.
They make a decision on who needs treatment most urgently.
This decision can later be argued, and their license can be revoked if they chose based on feelings rather than professionalism.
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>>340404475
I like him. He's pretty fun. I like to think he probably worked for Saab and made highly affordable fighter planes or something at one point.
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>>340405646
Genji is the cutest. Hanzo a shit.
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>>340403142

I want to protect his smile.
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>>340404408
>literally the most outspokenly altruistic, pacifistic, and compassionate character in the game
>people somehow convince themselves she has to be evil
Literally 2pure4u. SOme people just can't comprehend that there could be someone so goodhearted and perfect.
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>>340403142
zing zong oppa kowoii
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>>340403965
but we can go another way...
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>>340405646
I love Genji. When I first saw him I thought he'd be an edgy serious guy like Reaper but he turned out to be a laid back cool guy.
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>>340405945
>mfw go to sankaku
>MFW 222 HITS FOR MERCY
this is heaven
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>>340403650
Maybe Marie-Antoinette syndrome? When you get PTSD'd so hard your hair stops producing pigments due to the shock and your hair turns white.
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>>340406192
AreHOLA!
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Is It bad that I want to see more things added to the overwatch lore?
I want to see more character interactions.
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>>340406115
goody goody characters secretly being evil is a tumblr level meme, I seriously want to spit down the throat of anybody who tres to perpetuate it.
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>>340406808
No, I admit I appreciate the lore too. I really want to see stuff like the reform of Overwatch, more Talon characters, etc.
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>>340406808
Reinhardt short when
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>>340406808
>just started playing a little bit
>HEY EVERYBODY CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME GROUP OF RENEGADES AND HEROES HERE TO SAVE THE PLANET
>NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE THEM ALL FIGHT AND KILL ONE ANOTHER
>overwatch lore
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>>340406808
It's not wrong. The animated shorts are better than the game they're advertising. Much like how reading the TF2 comics is more fun than actually playing TF2.
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>>340405430
It's like one of my Japnaese animes.
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>>340405704
The claims come from dialogue in game
There is mor but the one I remember is when Mercy rezzes him or someone else he say at least you got it right THIS time
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Overwatch's plot is written like some generic Mecha anime.
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>>340403560
This comic is fucking retarded and needs to stop being posted.

>I'm a medic I can treat anyone I want first

That's not how it works mother fucker, ever heard of triage?
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>>340406808
Who doesn't?
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>>340409871
Are you sure about that?
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>>340403142
>Generic soldier with best girl.
Why is it allowed?
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>>340409871
Have a new one
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What is the lore reason for multiple versions of the same hero in a match? VR training? Cloning?
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Who gives a shit about 76, Mercy's a fucking smoking hot babe regardless of her tit size.

Now just make her thikk like Mei, tall like Zarya, and sassy like Lunara from HotS.
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>>340410487
There is none and it doesn't matter anyway.
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>>340410613
It triggers me.
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Is Symmetra underappreciated?
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>>340410730
Not really.

Because even hot Indian women kind of look like "kinda hot" middle-aged women desu. She's appreciated just the right amount because Indian women are a niche for people who sexually identify as birds.
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I feel like literally all of these threads are mostly just about fapping to Mercy.
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Most more Mercy with Oldman 76
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RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KU-ARGH
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>>340410220

Who else would you ship her with?

>generic cowboy
>generic samurai
>generic afro dj
>generic australians
>beast from X-men
>generic dwarf
>various generic cyborgs/robots
>extremely unique edgeman
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>>340403560
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>>340405945
>not using the handlebars
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>>340410487
No reason. Game is just a game, while lore is a lore. Don't find explanation because there isn't one.
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>>340410730
Gameplay wise she's the most fun defense character.
Set up all her turrets in one room and that room becomes a microwave the second anybody steps in.
Even though they don't need to go in that room for the objective they'll all try and destroy the microwave
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>>340411274
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>>340410730

Yes

>>340411067

People need to learn to think 2D
Symmetra looks amazing and has 99/10 thigh game
who gives a shit what she is based on
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>>340411369
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>>340410224
Fuck.
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>>340403142
IS DEEEZ TUMBLR THREAAAAAD?
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>>340403487
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>>340403713
Normally you'd help the person who is in need the most.

Obviously you'd go to the guy who has a head wound over the guy who broke his arm but it's still at the doctor's discretion
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>>340411454
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>cuckwatch
stop making these threads you cucks
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>>340411491
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>340411538
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>>340403560
>>340411274
>>340411369
>>340411454
why does this keep happening
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>>340411538
only translation that's coherent so far
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>>340410224
Thanks doc
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>>340404851
76 best dad
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>>340411501
she hasnt got a robot arm though fucking morons
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How did the chinks react to getting the game's only thicc girl to represent their country?
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>>340403650
He aged normally. Some 30 years passed since Owerwatch disbandment.
He, Torbjorn and Reinhard are properly old.
Reaper is barely human. Mei was in cryostasis. Mercy kept her young appearance with some medical magic. Tracer is basically time traveling.
Other characters are from new generation and have almost nothing to do with Overwatch organisation.
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>>340411636
perfect
fucking perfect
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>>340411230
>>340411501
Pharah is for Mercy. MERCY!

>>340411345
>Even though they don't need to go in that room for the objective they'll all try and destroy the microwave
Depressingly true.
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>>340411770
I kind of agree but they should overthink these robotic finger joints.
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>>340411978
The gameplay is LITERALLY not canon to the lore, as you have New Overwatch vs Edgy Mexican's gang and people who have canon sides can switch teams. You can also use skins of their younger selves.
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>>340412267
The most stabler theory is that the game is basically some kind of virtual training simulation.
Would also explain stupid lines like "Crusader online!"
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>>340403713
Coincidentally, that image is "translated" from the original image which was already in English. It was just so poorly written, this version retains exactly the same sentiment and nearly the same wording, just fixed to be readable/palateable.

That's background information to say that, no, that's not true. The author can barely grasp English, let alone triage. A medic follows the guidelines of triage which separates the wounded on scene into different categories (usually 4-5 categories).
The dead are ignored
Those who need resuscitation first
Those who are deemed about to die are given pain meds to help and then left for dead
Those with critical injuries (further divided on which personnel are mission critical)
Those who need constant observation
Those with injuries that can wait hours
Those who have minor injuries
Those who are fine

A medical professional who treats based on personal feelings in a triage/emergency situation are heavily punished.
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>Helden sterben AUGH
Okay.
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>>340410730
Nah. The Vishkar corp is basically one of the worst things in the setting.
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>>340407196
>"I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days"
Why is the game no where near as fun
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-wOh_fuTqI

FIX THIS
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>>340405945
Sauce is fucking needed
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>>340404426
>>340404448
>Someday we'll have Reinvision goggles
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>>340412609

Doesn't matter. Enemy team still revived.
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who else doesn't like monkey and gorilla
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>>340411454
can't stop won't stop
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>>340413196
>jump in at any support character/widowmaker
>tesla them to death while jumping around and saying hello
>say how embarassing and jump away

how can you not like this
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>>340413315>>340412953

Jesus christ
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>>340413196

It just pisses me off that his turd barrier blocks d.va's ult. He runs up shits it out and effectively contains the explosion.
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>>340403142
>>>/vg/
>>>/vg/
>>>/vg/
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>>340413479
Fuck you, i didn't complain when Undertale was spammned like no tomorrow.
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>>340410224
No, not again.
>inb4 shitloads of edits.
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>>340406090
It's too late. You cannot protect what is already gone.
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>>340405561
Yes. She trails off in her speech because she can't compose herself this time. She's had to worry about him for decades because of his reckless behavior. In this scenario, she clearly loves him and it's not just a job to her.
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>>340403142
Heroes are cucks.
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>>340412407
His power armor is called the crusader armor dumbass
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>>340413876
You Americucks I swear.
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>>340413625
I gently keked.
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She just likes her job, you know?
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>>340413683
All around me are familiar faces
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>>340414196
motherfucker, did you just Intersect me with Mercy porn?
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>>340405646
>not preez ret go velly solly
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>>340413876
How many negro and arab sperms do you think Mercy has taken in her holes? The setting is set in the future where whites are more or less close to extinction anyway
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>>340414725
Oh just fucking jump in the noose already, you fucking cuck.
We'll start with you.
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>>340412214
This shit is Korra tier.
Leave and take your shit taste with you.
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>>340414725
I'm guessing none.
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am i seriously the only one who thinks the fact that the gang in his comic appeared as dragons was a stylistic choice by the writers? like its supposed to be a visual illustration of how reinheart sees his place in the world is righting all injustices he sees like the ideal knight of old. he clearly knew they were humans that is obviously demonstrated by the fact he didn't actually kill them.
furthermore another thing that differentiates him from being a don quixote is the fact that he has an entire lifetime of service to overwatch recorded in the public eye.


TLDR: nigga ant crazy 4 chan just likes to pretend he is cause its "funny"
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>>340415089
>he didn't actually kill them
How did he not kill them with a fucking rocket hammer.
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>>340415085
Snake got hench
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>>340415159
sifi future magic idk but he didn't. in the comic he said something like (go i will not be so kind next time)
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BEST PAIRING IS PHARMERCY

STOP RUINING THIS YOU FUCKS

HONOURABLE MENTION: TRACEMAKER

FAGGOTRY MENTION: HANZENJI
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>>340403560
> I have the right to treat any patient I want, first
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>>340415159
couldn't make it any bigger
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>>340415339
>rain your justice on me
What did she mean by this?

I was told women can't ejaculate
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>>340415352
She does. Legal right? No. Moral right? Unlikely (unless she's really fucked up). Professional right, as in, she is the only one able to do anything? Yup.
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>>340414329
> being so unoriginal you need to rely on miiverse jokes for your content

this artist is dobson tier
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>>340415634
Piss. Or, justice = love/kisses? Or hugs? Or multiple, simultaneous deep finger strikes
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>>340415339
autism: the post
go back to >>>/vg/
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>>340415089
Metzen likened Reinhardt to Don Quixote, actually.

Here's the Quote:

>We have “Reinhardt.” Reinhardt was one of the of original Overwatch strike force. With his combat suit and his rocket hammer. This guy is not always together there after all these years. He is kinda a Don Quixote. He believes that he still lives in a chivalrous age to dispense indiscriminate justice, fight valorously throughout the world."
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Phara is best girl

Symmetra is worst and shouldn't even be in the running. She literally has zero personality or back story (in the literal sense, she's got some "back story")
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>>340415634
never heard of water sports?
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>>340415637
It's not a Miiverse joke, it's a /sp/ joke.

Something to do with Handegg and teams moving cities or some shit.
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>>340415089
So pyrovision?
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>>340411758
I want Mountain Hee-Haw. Sounds good.
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>>340415725
Thanks for the (You). I'll deposit it in my (You) bank.

Also, the fact I know I'll get posts like this, from people like you, is an actual, literal, sign of autism. You get triggered, like a SJW, over stupid shit and then demand the ceasing of stupid shit cause it hurts your fee fees.

Pathetic. Contemptable. Completely and utterly disgusting.

Don't fucking reply to me, I don't want you to have an aneurysm typing out a reply with your rage induced shaking.
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>>340414329
>[Reaper]Even I'm not like that
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>>340415910
again no it was visual metaphor he saw them as humans he knew they were it was all stylistic choice
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>>340415910
>pyrovision
>came before Don Quixote
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>>340415827
>she isn't wearing her Devil Skin

This could have been saved by her switching to the Devil Skin in the 2nd panel.
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>>340415339
Fuck you best ship coming through

McCreexZarya also acceptable
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>>340415753
Likened him...personality-wise. Morally.

Not because Reinhardt gets so drunk he literally believes windmills are ferocious giants.
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>>340416309
>people think russian girl can beat hasslehoff
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>>340405521
Nooooo
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>>340415753
are you implying that pretty much all heroes don't fight valorously to dispense justice throughout the world?
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>>340404579
Isn't this set in the future?

Maybe Sweden isn't full of cucks then.
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>>340416309
I wonder how many people legitimately think if these two, should they exist in real life at that mass, would actually stalemate in arm wrestling? Not have the obviously 3 x larger (and male) Reinhardt slam his hand down while laughing.
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>>340412214
>Pharah is for Mercy. MERCY!

Shut the fuck up, that's forbidden love
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MERCY
MERCY
MERCY

Sigrun
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>>340416740
It's pure love though.
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>>340416723
>>340416309

CANT HASSEL THE HOFF
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Need more Pharmercy comics desu.
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>>340404851
Because yuri is a sin
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So are all these fights non cannon, or is Mercy reving everyone, herself included all the time
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how did blizzard manage to design such attractive female characters? hory shet
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>>340416723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsnaiuPPNr4
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>>340416438
I don't think Reinhardt could handle this
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>>340413625
Yes, this is beautiful.
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>They will never be your dads
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>>340417097
AngryPepe.jpg
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>>340405493
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>>340417179
Reinhardt handles everything.
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>>340417107
Don't think about it. The entire game is suppose to be about people teaming up and saving the world, then end up fighting each other ANYWAY.

One min Widowmaker is covering Tracer, then the next they're fighting each other.

It's utterly stupid and I seem to remember the explanation was the "payload" was basically being argued over how to use it and which is why you fight or some shit.

>>340417210
>I don't play Rienny
>I still want the Lionheart skin
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>>340417210
I want to be Brigitte.
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>>340417421
Why no bare chest?
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>>340417147
It's the ears. Something about it all just gets turned up to 11 when I spot the ears.
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>>340417523
Because she's injured, someone broke her heart.
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Overwatch needs some female ninjas.
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>>340410224
bretty gud
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>>340403142
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>>340417523
The scion of the venerable Shimada clan is not some exhibitionist harlot.
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>>340416723
Zarya is scientifically enhanced in some way though
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>>340417558
There's a girl at my church whose ears pop above her long hair. She looks like an elf. I found out that that's my number one turn on for "cute"things

Lord save me from this loli temptation
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>>340417710
Nope, just a strong lady
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>>340417676
I'll be with you soon.
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>>340415089
What comic is this? Did a new one come out?
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>>340417523
Because I didn't draw it and even if it was nude, I couldn't post it as I can't evade on my ISP.

>>340417694
Technically, in medieval Japan, nudity was common place. As in, you'd walk around naked in summer as it was hot and it wasn't 'disgusting' or anything. To be 'sexy' you wore specific clothing.

But Japan was weird.
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>>340417147
She is a pure Aryan Woman.

You'd have to be extremely mentally ill to not find that attractive.

Prove me wrong.
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>>340417593
Yes, that's right, put a 3rd Japanese person in the game, despite some countries like Portugal (no, Lucio doesn't count) and Italy not having any.
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>>340417930
no that's just a random pic of reinheart i googled theirs still only the one comic
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>>340417884
A 512 kg benchpress is multiple times higher than the current female record (and higher than the male)

Not considered physiologically possible natural but there are theories of genetic therapy that could allow this. Monkeys have muscles capable of incredible strength, adding those genes to humans and reinforcing bones could allow this

Zarya has ape muscles
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>Widowmaker on attack says we need a healer
Kekerino.
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>>340418135
Thanks.
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Why are Mercy players such faggots? It's like they're constantly having nervous breakdowns then drawing Mercy as Pharah/76's wife or, or pictures complaining about their team because them losing is never their fault
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>>340418070
>She is a pure Aryan Woman.

>Aryan

No, only Symmetra is Aryan m8, Aryans live in central/south Asia
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>>340418148
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>>340418148
I hate snipers on attack. My god they are so useless.
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>>340417676
Do you have the original of this pic?

I want to make an an edit, and I'm not good with paint.
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>>340418409
[x] Kiss Widowmaker.
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>>340418148
To be fair, sometimes a sniper is useful even on attack. And that voice command is if you ask for healing without a healer, could be he thought there was a healer or just mispressed the button.
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>>340418301
It's just a joke m8
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>>340418462
Template
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>>340411501
>Not enough street for the two of us
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>>340418129
You don't see me complaining for not a single peruvian in the game.
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>>340418556
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>>340418129
>I'm a pacific islander and a Roadhog skin is the closest thing we have to being in the game
>I don't play Roadhog and I don't care about representation
Fuck off with that inclusion shit, faggot. Go back to Tumblr.
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>>340418148
>>340418409
Recon scope is invaluable
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>>340418301
Then what are white people actually called? Anglos? Saxons? Celts? Normans?
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>Pharah
More like Korra, amirite?
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>>340418556

Gross.
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Does anyone have that comic with D.Va shooting a house saying "You are motherfucking dead 30 minutes from now"?
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>>340403142
Mercy x 76 is the only non-yuri ship im willing to go for
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>>340418614
Ty senpai
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>>340418409

>"A-anon did you just k-kiss me?!?!"
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>>340418896
White/European

Aryans were a mysterious group of indo-european (or indo-aryan) speakers who invaded the Indus Valley of Pakistan and took over the civilization, probably diffusing into the population. Iran means Aryan so the word is still used in that region by the descendants of that group
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Goddamn /v/ is reaching Katawa Shoujo levels of obsession with OW
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>>340404408
>Being suprised at what it feels like to be revived by herself somehow means she's evil
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>>340419148
What is this shitty edit?
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>>340418614
Why does it turn black when I try to use it?
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I like OW but this thread is the definition of autism
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>>340419036
I only have this
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>>340419148
Come to think of it, I doubt Widowmaker even can blush.
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I like that chibi hamster D.Va, can I get more?
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>>340419346
It's for Photoshop. Pirate it.
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>>340414725
0
her holes are for white cock only
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>>340418298
Why are SOME [..]

I'm not. I just get gudder at healing, but it's still sometimes possible that the team is ass in damage and defence and without a tank, certain maps are very difficult. I can't be both.

>>340418638
But I want to see more variation, not just another Nip.

>>340418860
>what? you think 10% of the roster being dedicated to japanese is enough already? Why don't you want it even more? FUCK OFF TO TUMBLR REEEE I DONT LIKE YOUR OPINION REEEE SAFE SPACE SAFE SPACE HUGBOX ECHO CHAMBER DONT HAVE AN OPININON I DONT LIKE WHERE IS THE REPORT BUTTON? WHERE IS THE DOWNVOTE? REEEE OPINIONS! DONT HAVE THEM! HELP ME FELLOW /v/ROS! :<<<<
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>>340419507
Oh. Paint is really shit for anything more than simple crops and edits.
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>>340419561
you dont need photoshop, just get paint.net

its free and much smaller; fuck adobe
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>>340419561
Get paint net, fuck photoshop
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>>340419389
I hope your mother dies in a car crash tomorrow
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>>340418129
Fuck that shit. Where's my Scottish hero? Wouldn't mind it being Doomfist, but he's been hinted to be of African decent.
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>>340419765

>paint.net

that shit is confusing as fuck.

just use portableappz's photoshop.

been using it for years, even put it on the computer at work.

none of my accounts i own have been compromised
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Is Blizzard's "time played" counter as bad as Steam's? Says I've only played 8 hours when I've had the game two weeks and played far more than that
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>>340419830
I want one too. You could base it on Jack "Mad" Churchill. But that's bit too much like Hanzo and Genji.
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>>340419892
steam counts when you start the game, even if you're at the launcher (skyrim)
blizz count ingame time, when you're actually shooting stuff.
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cliche bastion comic where he saves woodland critters from omnics
W
H
E
N
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>>340417558
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>>340419532
>FUCK OFF TO TUMBLR REEEEEEEEE
>I don't care about their race, I just care that 10% of the races are from the same place!
>Yeah I'm ignoring that there's a lore reason why there are two japanese brothers in the same game
>Yeah even though I said I didn't care about races I still brought up specific countries that should be added and hated on one hero because he doesn't represent me. So what if I'm retarded?
>Yeah I couldn't defend my views so I just started sperging all over my keyboard and screencapped this for my Tumblr friends. What business is it of yours?
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>>340404448
AHEM
>>340415089
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>>340403560
>>340403142
Non-canon crack pairing.

Angela hated John and Gabriel for their militant and aggressive way of running Overwatch and testified at a UN hearing to have them shut down.
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>>340413315
I had to go to the restroom at work and relieve myself. Thanks.
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>>340419765
>>340419801
I guess I'm just shit. I'm just trying to crop this shit from a background but it refuses to work properly.
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>>340419460
It depends on what color her blood is.
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>>340417930
Reinhardt: The Dragon Slayer. Literally just google "Overwatch comics"
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>>340420503

I don't know, what's the color of a 16 year old edgy kid?
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>>340417891
why are the colored woods any better than black-and-white woods?
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YET ANOTHER LOOTBOX WITHOUT COINS.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I only need 15 more to have 1k to get my Reinhardt skin.
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>>340415637
>>340415873
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/07/08/deceased-fan-asked-for-browns-pallbearers-so-they-could-let-him-down-one-more-time/
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>>340420237
Have the textless version
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Why does Overwatch have so much fucking fanart when it's barely even a month old?

What does Overwatch have that other games like TF2 didn't have?
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>>340420740

I still see text asshole.
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>>340420758
You know the answer to that, lil negro.
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>>340420758
Fun...
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>>340420758

Waifus, shilling, and memes
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>>340420758

TF2 had a massive amount of fanart too, ya 12 year old.
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>>340420689
>not just wanting to stick with the bundeswhehr
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>>340420758
Because TF2 had NO fanart whatsoever...
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>>340420758
Are you really ignoring how Blizzard advertised this game? They stole everything from TF2. On top of that, it has a shit ton of art work. TF2 created SFM and Garry's Mod for fan work. People grew up with TF2, it didn't just launch with the path set forward for them like Overwatch did.
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>>340420758
shitloads of different characters.
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>>340421157
I don't like his face. I want to be a god damn mecha that looks cool.
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>>340420825
Whatver. It doesn't have links and shit, just her name. And it's higher quality.
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>>340420953
>I'm LMAOing at your life.
always gets me
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>>340420758
like, 8 waifus bro
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>>340403142
>Game that has been out for a few weeks
>ship fags work overtime
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>>340405945
Mercy is pure!
PURE!
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>>340416723
Nobody. It's just a game. The characters can do outlandish things because it's not real.
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>>340420758
Overwatch doesnt nearly have a community as autistic and cancerous as TF2. Yet.
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>>340420993
Not this much only a month in, no.
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>>340421734
No I think we've surpassed that point already. I had a quickplay game that ended up being trolls versus furries and Bern victims from Reddit. I wish I were joking.
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>>340413268
Cute!
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Post more straight Mercy.
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>>340414725
0. Mercy is pure!
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>>340414873
Deep down I hope Mercy is the confirmed gay character just to see the tears it would generate.
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>>340420740
Why did I just save this?
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>>340416723
>he hasn't seen "Pulling John"
>2 huge fucks want to overthrow an average sized man who dominated arm wrestling for 25 fucking years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgjShXQGSAk
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>>340422193
It would be the same if they confirm that Mercy is straight.
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>>340422030
#FEELTHEBERN
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>>340419036
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>>340416220
devils want your soul, doctors your money
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>>340422030
I feel like that might just have been a one-off phenomena. I have never experienced anything like that in a match
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>>340422359
>>340422193
They'd probably get a bigger reaction by confirming she's straight tbqh
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>>340422479
Do you have the image where Mercy goes
>Heroes never die!
>Except for you, Reaper!
>Ohohoho~
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>>340420758
>waifus
>blizzard drones
>but mostly waifus

Not that Valve doesn't have its fair share of drones, but being a WoW-tier drone is on an entirely different level.
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>>340422284
I have more revealing Mercy, but alas, moot has deemed this a blue board forever and always
>>
OTP
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>>340422359
It'd be worse if they say she's straight
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>>340422645
don't need to show nipples to be lewd as fuck
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>>340422485
I hope so, the cancer was fucking real

at least I wasn't on the reddit team
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>>340420758
Waifus
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>>340420758
implying there wasn't a shitload of TF2 crossovers,fan art, rule 34s, rule 63s, SFM memes and comics.
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>>340422794

Tiny Penis.
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>>340420359
Mercy testified AFTER Overwatch had already gone to hell, which was well after the supposed death of 47

Dumb faggot
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>tfw you will never be Zarya's slave, forced to lick the sweat off of her body after all of her workouts
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>>340422897
What would ana say?

Do you guys think Mercy already fucked with ana?
Why am I even asking.
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>>340404851
>me, my wife and my wife's son
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>>340406308
Pharmercy is best
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>>340422154

Mercy always ends up in all sorts of zany situations when she tries to rape people.
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>>340416723
I don't know about Big R but Zarya can deadlift like 1500 pounds or something crazy
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>>340423439
This.

Best name, best girls, best game dialouge.

It's all in good fun anyway.
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>>340423586
the strongest female lifter can't even touch even the most average male lifter though. if this were not true, I'm sure someone would have disproved it in the olympics by now
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D Va best girl
You should buy her snacks and mountain dew
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>>340416723
There's more to armwrestling than muscle

I can't be bothered to find it right now but there's a clip of a huge body builder dude getting absolutely destroyed by the world arm wrestling champion, who has an average to slightly above average physique.
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>>340423586
IS that something they've stated? Becauase the current world record is like 1.1k and some change, jumping that by 400 lbs makes no sense.
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>>340423226
Yeah, but the bone must still hurt
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>>340422126
I want Mercy get me prostate exam.
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>>340423442
>Need to get a physical
>Mercy just likes to finger you up your ass and stimulate your prostate while she fondles your balls for "Medical Reasons"
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>>340423901
>Applying real world logic to a game where dwarfs and giants co-exist, cyborg ninjas run around, and a Swiss mad scientist can harness your soul bringing you back from the dead
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I want to get macdonals for gremlin dva!
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>>340423379
I love Orangekisses stuff
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>>340403769

mostly this

if you have your leg broke in multiple pieces but won't died from bleeding out, the doctor will give you painkillers and threat a patient that is almost dead because you can wait

it's the Hippocratic oath
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>>340422607
Not him, but here
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Is reinhardt the purest of heroes? he's so innocent.
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>>340424217
>>340423901
She has a 512 kg tattoo or something and is a heavyweight lifting champion in the universe
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>>340424713
That said, it's still up to the doctor's discretion on who is in need of more urgent treatment. We don't see anyone else in that panel who's injured so we can't criticize her judgement.
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>>340404851
>you will never have a family like this
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>>340410224

so, he is a cyborg or some shit
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>>340425079
Thank God. I don't need a gains goblin that makes waffles.
>>
Motherfucker, I just closed the fetish circle.
First was the most vanilla, straight, white people stuff.
Then yuri, lesbians, blacks, JAVs.
Then BDSM, pegging, shemales.
Then came all that fucked up shit you can mostly find on /d/.

And now I just want straight white poeple again.
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>>340416309
McCreexZarya is a toptier ship.
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Post more best girl
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>>340425171
Hanzo fucked him up and thought he was dead, Mercy came and saved him and gave him a robotic body
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>>340425320
No that's Genji
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>>340425320
Genji says something like "you've saved me again dr. ziegler" every time mercy gives him a res.
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>>340425275
I need more of this
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>>340425275
Do girls really get excited over guys opening jars for them?
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>>340403650

War is hell. He's been through so much shit and he doesnt look old, its just his hair
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>>340425681
what is this from
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>>340423957
>>340422345
You two are trying to say that it's not about the size, it's the technique? Okay. Sure, there is technique involved in "professional" arm wrestling where they basically spin their entire body into the wrist and do wacky body contortions to apply additional pressure just so long as their elbows stay on the table! Fair enough. And they're all male.

It's stupid you think John Breznyk is "average" sized (implying "average" muscle strength) and that's somehow comparable to Zarya sitting across from a giant mountain man and stalemating in that image.

Like, the dudes you're both referencing? Hyped up as "POWERLIFTER VS AVERAGE JOE" (but not actually average joe, he's a trained 25 year champion)...they're all within, like, 30-40 lbs of each other with very similar builds. Reinhardt and Zarya? That's not just a Y chromosome difference, that's easily 300 lbs difference.

Which is all fucking stupid because it's a video game and no one is 9 feet tall and weighs 800 lbs of pure muscle at age 83 or deadlifts 1500 lbs as a woman because lol she's strong. I just get amused that artists like depicting women being a man's physical equal because they're both designated in-game as "tanks"
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>>340415089
Well yeah, obviously. To be honest I'm a little worried that other people didn't make this correlation. What other reason would there be for them to look like dragons?
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>>340410224
>FUCK
>U
>C
>K
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>>340425767

The official overwatch channel

https://youtu.be/wIHKbDbx8y8?t=43

It's a preview for the Animated shorts. He's not very old, his hair just makes him come off as such
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>>340425275
I'm pretty sure this is the only art for this ship
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>>340425580
Not externally. That only happens in anime.
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>A game can be utter casual shit but do well just by including "waifus"

Industry crash when? Waifufag holocaust when?
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>>340426097
Yeah, which sucks because it's awesome.
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>>340417676

what if you just die and then she just revives you.
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>>340410224
I didn't know bat attacks could be fatal.
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>>340425821
No one cares, /pol/.

Take your bullshit agenda to the relevant board.
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>>340426231

God I want Zarya to dominate me and fuck me with a strap on.

No homo.
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>>340425580
No but there is an immense satisfaction that comes from opening jars for girls.
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>>340426162
it doesn't do well "just by" including waifus.

It does well BECAUSE it's utter casual shit. Casuals make up 90% of gamers
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>>340425580
Girls are pretty weak, man. They are legit impressed when a dude (especially one they like) can just easily open up a jar.
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>>340424539
I too have read this one
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>>340420684

Its talking about how everything is dulled and the colours are gone but through suicide you gain some clarity in your final moments, You are able to see the real world again.
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>>340403713
No, they swear an oath to treat those most in need first.
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>>340426162
Please anon, tell me why the game is 'casual shit'
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>>340426372
>expecting an Alpha women to take any interest in your ultrabeta ass
lol
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>>340403142
shit pairing
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>>340420359
>Non-canon pairing

All of them are non-canon. Except Junkrat and Roadhogg.
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Shills never fuck off.
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>>340426231
I want to dominate Zarya and cuddle with her afterwards
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>>340426093
Some go gray early. But could also be all the stress or a combination of the two.
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>>340426561

>Not wanting a beta bitch boy
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>>340425580
sometimes, it's like when dudes find it sexy when women brush their hair out of their eyes, or cross their legs.

forearms, and anything you do with them, is the ticket.
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>>340426679

Yeah, I was thinking it was the age mixed with the stress of overwatch falling apart and the world going to hell. He's basically on his own now and fighting a one man war. It's gotta take a lot out of you.
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>>340425580
That's not the point of the comic. Mercy was just acting like that to make 76 feel better, to feel like a man. Mcree knew Zarya was trying it too which is why he said don't like to me.

It hurts to be able to understand that comic
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>>340426557
It takes zero thought and synergy between characters is non-existent. Add to that the fact that all characters have one or two weapons at most, and you have bland and uninteresting matches with zero variety.
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>>340426732
Teach me more on the ways of seduction, Anon-sama.
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>>340425580
Maybe few have a thing for when man, one who they fancy shows feat of strength, release happy chemical inside their brain.

Short explanation. They like seeing muscles at work.
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>>340413625
>tfw i am also an uncle gabriel
>tfw i have the same name as undead black mexican razor blade
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>>340426637
I want to have tender loving sex with Zarya for the purpose of procreation and hold her in my arms afterward as we talk and laugh quietly.
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>>340417090
>roastie tries to tell reaper what to do
>roastie gets fucking toasty

roasties btfo again my boys
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>>340413625
>that Elsa game

nonononono I don't recognize that never heard of it nope nope nope
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>>340403713

You have to remember your ABCs.

Airway, Breathing, Circulation.

These are the things you need to live.

You're not going to help the guy who cut his pinky over a guy in respiratory distress.

It all depends on whats going on. You triage patients in order of need. So a patient closer to killing over is going to be before a patient with a scratch. As someone said. If we fuck up triage we can lose our licence. Your triage colors are Black>Red>Yellow>Green.
Black is dead or too far gone.
Red is immediate life threats.
Yellow is stable at the moment, but could fail later on.
Green is a "Hey, get off your ass and get to the safe zone or ambulance"

Anything else you want to know?
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>>340426914
Autism awareness.

>>340426957
When you are aroused prominently display your erection to the female that aroused you. If you are challenged by another male, get low to the ground and slap your dick on the pavement to assert dominance.
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>>340426818
Yeah he's basically try to take on the world.
>Los Muertos is a cancer

He's gone full edge too. When he kills Reinhardt he goes
>Always overconfident
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>>340427049
Look at this guy. He feel for the EMS meme.

I quit to work on computers, they aren't as fat and I get paid more for less hours.
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>>340426818
Stress ages you, so yeah could be very likely. And from what we have seen he seems to have had a lot of stress in the last decade.
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I'm amazed with how much japan seems to be into this game.
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>>340425580
Maybe the Koreans do, their men are all feminine as fuck
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>>340411520
As a medic you first go for the airway as that's a higher priority. Checking for breathing and pulse etc. Bleeding wounds are just a distraction from other wounds that must be treated first, like an obstructed airway.
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>>340403713
No, in the battlefield you would need to triage or waste lives.
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>>340427256
or a severed artery.
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>>340427214

Yea. Tough work and little pay. I'd do the same thing, but I enjoy the work and get a weird enjoyment out of seeing people suffer and providing help. Also it's fun being an asshole to patients when they deserve it, but that depends entirely on where you work.
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>>340427256
Yep. Just finished my EMS/First Aid Response class a few months ago.

First thing you do is check for breathing and make sure there's still airflow into the lungs. If not you try to stabilize them to get some air in there since you're basically trying to buy time by keeping the brain alive until real help comes.

What they do in the movies about checking for pulse first is just fiction.
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>>340427193

I think he's lost faith in the world after Overwatch was outlawed and he's feeling like it could be saved again after encountering Alejandra.

For some reason I am really interested in the story of Overwatch even though it's just an online shooter.
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>>340427478
Before I quit my LE job, I would always feel bad for the EMS guys that had to haul off the crazies.

I still do, but now I don't have to look them in the eyes as I give them the dude dosed on dust.
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>>340403560
I think it's better without words
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>>340422645
Er.... link?
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>>340427563
It's the same issue with Huniepop for me: interesting lore, background, and character interactions, but very little story to go on. It's fun theorizing and coming up with your own ideas, but I wish Blizzard would give us more to chew on.
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>>340403713
yes because she is a merc
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>>340427887
No, she is not.
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>>340427634
I can't look at 76 without thinking of a old wojak.
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>>340427726

I completely agree, I'm really hyped for the next animated short.

The world feels alive in it and the characters actually have interactions with one another. Blizzard games always do this for me. I could seriously go for more Overwatch shorts or books or anything really. The little lines the characters say make you excited to hear that story.

The world building has clearly been going on long before it was announced. Actually metzen worked on soldier 76 like 12 years ago for a book taking place in 2010 after a second American civil war.
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>>340426231
I want to be Zarya's cute trap gf who clings onto her arm in public and is always the little spoon
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>>340418885
That's debatable, especially if you suck. Hell it wouldnt be so bad but come overtime, you still see t hese idiots in the back instead of trying top keep the overtime clock going.

If you MUST snipe on attack, go Hanzo, and you get a mini version of her Ult and your Ult is an actual attack.
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sex
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>>340404475
according to lore he made weapons That brings mass destruction and hes on a hunt to destroy them

> ebin metal gear :DDDD
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>>340429003
boob
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>>340429589
lesbian
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>>340406808
>amazing Mercy cosplay
>it's a fucking Asian

NO.
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>>340411454
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>>340427634
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>>340429769
>amazing D.Va cosplay
>it's a fucking white

no.
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>>340429682
anal
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>>340410487
If that bugs you here, TF2 would trigger your autism.
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>>340430192
I like it.
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Sven did nothing wrong.
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>>340412267
There should be a canon pve element

Maybe have it be multiplayer optional and have the roster function like brawl's story
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The music in Overwatch is so fucking amazing, especially the music in the Hanzo and Genji short. I can't find it anywhere though

I've always found that no matter the quality of a Blizzard game the music is always top notch.
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>>340430942
I want to rek Mexican gangsters as 76
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>>340431084
Blizzard has cinematics and music pretty nailed down
I mean it's pretty much true that if there was better lore in Overwatch, it it could be movie quality
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>>340430942

Would be cool, especially to teach people about more advanced or unexpected abilities heroes have for example Reaper's *teleports behind u* has infinite range, Roadhog's tire can climb walls, Bastion can transform in mid air to surprise people etc.

However it would cost way too much time and money for Blizz to ever consider it.
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>>340431351

Junkrat's tire* Fuck Roadhog with a tire would be horrifying.
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>>340431279

Thats what I was thinking, I could see an Overwatch movie. I know that I'd pay to go see an animated movie for Genji and Hanzo. So far I'm really impressed by the overwatch lore.
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>>340426162
Your face when the game with fastest moving characters is casual blizzard shooters.

Tribes is dead and this is all anyone plays at the moment. Make a new quake 3 and maybe you'll see people playing something else.
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>>340403650
Mercy, Rein, Reaper, 76, and Tor are all older compared to the rest. Mercy doesn't age because of the time machine accident involving tracer.

Rein is showing senility, in the comic books he started seeing enemies as literal dragons for him to slay.

Reaper is basically a vampire.

76 and Tor are the only ones that have aged gracefully.
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>>340414873
>This shit is Korra tier.
So 100% canon?
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>>340431351
Reaper's Teleport has infinite range? I swear I've found a limit to it.
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>>340420359
Anyone has the video this gif is from?
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>>340431351
Pharah's concussion blast can be used for faster horizontal movement
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>>340431667

I wanna see a some back story shorts for characters, like the Hanzo and Genji fight when they were younger, What Morrison has been doing since overwatch fell apart and Why Reaper/Reyes went crazy.
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>>340431667
Mercy doesn't age because of her healing powers. Tracer doesn't age because she became a ghost.
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>>340413315
Is it wrong that I think comfy Hana in the background is the best part of this?
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>>340426929
>Synergy between characters is non-existent

Confirmed for having not played the game
Practically everyone has synergy with Zarya or Mei's ult
Reinhardt goes well with Bastion or Torb's turrets
People can force enemies to walk into Symmetra's turrets
Widowmaker is made for people to take advantage of her ult, especially Hanzo and his ult

There's more but why should I respond to shitposters
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>>340427713
Most things are. The more subtly you can convey the meaning of your art the more effective it is. This image for example tells the story with just pictures better than any words can.

Most artists/writers have very little faith in their readers though.
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>>340403142
But your game will soon.
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>>340431574

>Overwatch: The Omnic Crisis by Pixar
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>>340425275
kek
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>>340432227

>It turns out to be Cars 2 level

Please, I just want it to be good.
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>>340432204
t. mad Gearbox dev
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>>340426267
That's kinda fucked up. She lets you hang yourself only to revive you. I bet she gets off on watching people peter beyond the edge and then just brings them back. I bet she wouldn't say something like "Now you see that death isn't the answer..." I bet she'll say something like "Did you like hell? You've sinned against God's plan and that is where you're guaranteed to spend the rest of eternity. Nothing you do will bring you back into God's graces."
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>>340432227
>Pixar

Bro, no, Pixar has been shit for years. Give it to WDAS instead.
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>>340404851
That Reaper needs to be made into D.VA hamster
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>>340423391
She would be proud of Pharah for having good taste in women
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>>340431924
Morrison went all Batman and is just fighting crime at the street level since faking his death.

Reyes went crazy because he almost died to Morrison and destroyed Overwatch. Combined when Mercy botched/tested her resurrection voodoo on him and turned him into a vampire. The same thing probably would of happened to Genji, if Zenyatta hadn't helped him cope.
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>>340431752
100% forced
100% shit
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>>340433086
>would of
Please don't do this.
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>>340432750
WDAS is basically just Pixar now. Disney bought Pixar for the sole reason of reaping the talent.
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>>340433238

>correcting simple grammar mistakes on the internet

Please don't do this.
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>>340433086
>Mercy is actually a mad scientist hiding all of her fucked up science and abominations against nature

Reaper is the tip of the iceberg, I wonder what other horrors she created
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>>340433086

Yeah, It's some cool stories I'd love to see told in shorts. I can't get enough of them as is.
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>>340433458
Mercy is pretty much an allegory for Dr Frankestein, yeah. Reaper, Genji, who knows what else.
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>>340433201
You are 100% faggot
Lesbian fan art is the best thing to come out of that shit show.

The only insult to comparing Pharmercy to Korrasami is that Overwatch has so much more going for it than lesbians.
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>>340433685
Mercy is the devil.

She brings back life but with terrible consequences and has no heartbeat
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>>340433201
>all overwatch "shipping"
>not 100% forced and shit

Fixed that for you famalam
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>>340433956
I was specifically talking about Korra.
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>>340403713
In the US they treat who paid the most
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>>340433752
Mercy is the same age, and was friends with Pharah's mother. He is right to criticize the shipwars you people instigate. Ruined Legend of Korra.
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>>340434160
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Shipping is a major reason the show sucked, but it was the pisspoor writing and one-dimensional characters that made the show as bad as it was.

It was pretty to look at, though.
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>>340434160

The fucks a shipwar? Im legitimately curious
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>>340434160
Don't try to pretend that shipping ruined Korra. Korra ruined Korra.

Also, the fact that Mercy also fucked Pharah's mom just makes it hotter.
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>>340427049
I get paid more to crunch numbers than you driving around saving lives for barely above minimum wage.
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>>340403713
I guess but would break triage protocol probably.
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>>340420758
Waifus for the men and lesbians
Husbandos for the women and the gays
Colorful artstyle filled with fun diverse characters
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>>340403965
>brown wife
tell me more
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>>340403142
she got a big fuckin mouth
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>>340434365
>It was pretty to look at, though.
Sometimes, yeah. And sometimes it looked kinda mediocre or even just ugly. Not just in season 2.
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>>340427234
How well is Overwatch doing to Japan?
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>>340427234
Both Worst Korea and Japan love it.
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>>340433201

They were dropping hints for two, possibly three fucking seasons. I called it after the one scene where Mako and Bolin discover that Korra, on one her hiatus', was only responding to Asamis letters and giving Asami regular updates.

Asami and Korra were getting closer and closer the entire last two seasons. How you couldn't see that shit coming, I have no idea.
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>>340420758

handcrafted weapons-grade waifus
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>>340411434
its her face that shit though.
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>>340428092
We all feel now.
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>>340427234

I has waifus. So no shit South Korea and Japan love it.
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>>340435037
Fuck off, Bryke. Your shitty attempt to get progressive brownie points to hide a shit show won't be taken seriously.

Seriously, saying no one noticed it because "their heteronormative goggles were on too tight" is just fucking retarded. I hope they never find success in anything again.
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You can't play this game purely for D. Va can you?
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>>340435037
There were some really overt hints, but I thought they were just doing yuri teasing like Japan always does. I never thought they'd actually go for it. Still, you'd have to be an idiot not to have noticed.
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>>340434420
When fans of a series are more concerned about characters pairing off, than with the actual characters. This leads to lines in the fandom for ridiculous reasons.

"Character A can only be with character B"
"fuck you asshole, character B belongs with character C"
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>>340435231

Nigger I'm straight. I saw that fucking ending from a mile away. When I watched the finale I wasn't all "OH HOLY SHIT HOW?! WHERE THE SHIT DID THIS COME FROM!? FUCK OFF!". My reaction was more "Well that explains a bit."
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>>340435096

Not nearly as bad as people make it sound, dva looks like a retard in game, yet /v/ lusts after the korean pussy anyway
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>>340403650
Have you ever seen pictures of presidents before and after their terms of office

The stress of positions of power and responsibility age you in fucking double time
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>>340427234
It's a competitive multiplayer Blizzard game with some decent waifus in it. Of course they like it. For the same reasons anyone around here does.
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>>340434420
>>340435629
For example, if people were getting genuinely angry and saying "Fuck you yurishitters! Mercy belongs with Soldier 76!" "Take your het glasses off! Pharmercy for life!"

Which isn't happening, and probably will never happen, since these characters don't really have much going on, in terms of development.
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>>340420758

>Half a Dozen Waifu's
>Beta ran forever
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>mfw ALL the Overwatch threads.


Please kill me
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>>340421189
>TF2 created GMod

What are you smoking
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>>340437671
That which is not dead may forever lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die.

Sorry theres nothing i can do.
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Why do I keep coming to these threads when I don't own the game, and wouldn't be able to play the game if I bought it because all I have is a shitty laptop and consoles without online subscriptions?
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>>340439532
It's a blizzard game man. Probably runs on a gameboy at 60fps
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>>340433685
I thought Reaper's history past the explosion that supposedly killed him is a complete mystery? Is it canon that Mercy was involved?
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>On defense
>2 faggots on my team pick Genji
Competitive when? I'm so sick of this shit
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>>340439780
My laptop is 7 years old and it runs at 5 fps.
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>>340439793
Yeah, it's canon that she had something to do with Reaper's resurrection and his current state. Details are vague but it's pretty obvious she made him that way.
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>>340438831

In a sense. What would Gmod be with just Half-Life characters? It exploded with TF2 stop motion content. TTT made it popular, too.
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>>340404475
>Goes to Kings Row
>"If you ask me, the Brits have their heads on straight! Omnic rights? Pah!"

I love the manlet.
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Found the source for this image that was posted a while ago in case anyone cares. http://i.imgur.com/l7nvpQm.jpg
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>>340424915

>CHOP CHOP CHOP
>DOWN YA GO
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>>340435231
>it's bean two years already
>/co/ still mad and deluded that it was never set up
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>>340424915
Wish they'd have him acknowledge he has an axe with the bloodhardt skin. Still shouts HAMMER DOWN with his ult.
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>>340427634
It's amazing how expressive one can be with just your eyebrows alone.
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>>340432227
honestly Blizzard would probably have more success and creative freedom if they let Dreamworks handle it instead.
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>>340435037
There were definitely hints, and I'll admit I ship it and was happy it happend. But that doesnt mean didnt feel just a little forced
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>>340411978
30 years since it was founded, 5 years since disbanding.

Look here, Tracer and McRee are present and both adults. So Tracer is 21 and McCree is 32, while Soldier and Reaper would be in their 50s. Given that the two of them are super soldiers, it would stand to reason that their apparent deaths and Overwatch's subsequent disbanding left Soldier 76 without his super roids, so his age finally caught up with him, while Reaper is a ghostie whore so his age doesn't matter.
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Why are there so many Overwatch "family" comic strip?
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>>340432227
So, basically a family-friendly version of the first half of The Second Renaissance?
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>>340442978
Because they're fun
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>>340442809
>while Soldier and Reaper would be in their 50s

Late 30s actually according to their profiles. They would've been in their 20s during their Overwatch days.
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>>340403713
isnt that just the opening plot to monster?
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>>340442809
Jack and Reyes are in their mid 40's here.
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>>340443139
They were founding members of Overwatch along with Torbjorn and Reinhardt, 76 was the first commanding officer, Reaper was past up despite being a more decorated veteran.
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>>340440070
THAT FUCKING CUNT MEI
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>>340443272
Not improbable if that image was 25 years after Overwatch was founded. The point mostly stands regardless.
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