Are you feeling it, /v/?
I'm really feeling it
>>340398913
>feeling anything for nintendo besides despair
>>340398913
There's nothing to feel.Because it's a girl.
>>340398913
Nintendo has to earn my feelings.
DUDE ZELDA REHASHES LMAO
Linkle when?
>>340399719HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Yes. I don't get why /v/ is so adamant to hate this game.
>>340399719
It's probably good, but not Link Awakening good.
The best zelda games are that ones that actually don't follow the mainline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_fyOkrteqM
after watching this i'm ready to be disappointed.
>>340398913
Source of pic?
>>340403553
http://gematsu.com/2016/06/nintendo-outlines-e3-2016-related-activities-new-legend-zelda-artwork
yea im feeling the amiibos and the outdated gameplay and graphics nintendo will show. feeling it right in my bowels, like diarrhea.
>>340402448
This didn't even look that good.
I really cant help but feel pessimistic about this game
I just dont think they can make a good Zelda anymore
>>340401876
the anti-nintendo circlejerk has been festering intensely recently with adamantly hated stuff like PMCS and MPFF
>>340398913
It'll be great.
>>340404258
>outdated gameplay
that is a thing that don't exist been a long while, given the fact the gameplay is mostly unchanged since around the end of the PS2 era.
Why is Zelda blue?
>>340404798
To distinguish from link, when you play with both using a mandatory WiiU control gimmick.
>>340398913
I'm feeling tfw no gf.
>>340404932
Then equip some.
Of course you will lose some of your memories in the process, but will get more powerful.
>>340404739
>that is a thing that don't exist been a long while
>that is a thing that don't exist been a long while
k
one day link woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's the hero of time. so link went up to epona and said "epona i want you to be my shitter" and since epona was link's bitch she opened her mouth. link pulled down his stained chainmail and began to shit in epona's mouth. epona was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment she was feeling very aroused.
link's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of shit out of his ass. he farted and little shit particles flew into epona's eyes. epona's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the shit particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from link's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being link's shitter. link noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny mare.
link noticed that epona was whinnying as her clit got erect and her vagina moist. "stop that this instant" commanded link, noticing his own 3-incher was growing hard as well. epona whined and reluctantly stopped whinnying. with a final grunt and a smelly fart, link's log of shit finally dropped from his ass into epona's mouth.
link turned around and watched as epona chewed the shit log. "eat it bitch. eat it all" said link. epona pretended she hated doing this so much but her throbbing clit and moans of joy told link otherwise. "swallow it" ordered link but epona didn't want to swallow it yet. she wanted to savor the shit. "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW HYAAH" screamed link as he began wang-slapping epona across the face.
>>340404282
You know i shouldn't really waste my time cause you're probably dumb as fuck, but this was a tech demo that was released in 2012 to showcase the potential of a next gen Zelda on wii u hardware. considering it's not a full fledge game and solely only a single room it's no wonder why it's fluid and highly detailed.
Here's zome of the Zelda wii U gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0y4hv62YEw
it's realisticly what Nintendo's capable of. The big open world and the game as a whole (at this point) takes a toll and the sacrifice is the visual quality in favor of a style that allows the game to play fluidly in its massive world. Yu can see that the world as big as it is doesn't compare to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUFFVATu9Lg or the tech demo. If you honestly feel as tho the tech demo (be it not an actual representation of the final product) doesn't look good in any regards you probably dont have opinions worth acknowledging in the first place
It was first announced in 2013 with a 2015 release date. If it's good I'll be happy but goddamn I've really soured on the whole thing since then.
>>340398913
I literally cannot care less about Zelda anymore than I do right now.
Going to post every time I see this that a female link is fucking dumb and representative of everything that is wrong with gaming.
Fine with females in videogames, not fine with pandering.
>>340405194
List 3 games that did innovated gameplay in a way that actually improved it released on the last 10 years.
>>340405541
I agree. Especially because Link has evolved over the years from a player avatar into an iconic character that's a constant in the ever changing world of Zelda.
If you want to strip that from him and dumb down his personality (in his actions, motivations, and animations) because you can't self insert into a character that's not an approximation of you or GOD FORBID you're a waifufaggot, then fuck you.
I hate what Skyrim and Bioware has done to the video game audience, where every game is expected to have a custom protagonist and empty open world.
>>340398913
It'd better be the best game Nintendo's ever created if they're not showing anything else this year.
>>340405443
Agreed. I literally cannot care any more about Zelda less than I did more than now.
Gusy, guys!
I just discovered a new kernel of insight while watching Aonuma's TPHD interviews.
MORE WATER CONFIRMED!
>>340406347
water is gay
>>340406347
I hope so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APx2yFA0-B4
Aonuma gets it
>>340406590
We're made of 70% water.
no fuck off
>>340399143
You don't like feeling up girls?Just got the jokeMaybe he's a beautifultranswoman
>>340404258
>outdated gameplay and graphics
...wut
>>340406794
>1:46
>hits ping-pong with his back turned.
Woah, this is the closest thing I've ever seen to an Edgar Cayce reading recorded on camera.
>>340405908
Pretty much. Tbh it's one of the reasons I didn't play witcher is because I don't like an RPG not being me BUT Zelda is more of an adventure game with a story.
If they wanted to make a "Zelda" game where you play as Zelda or a creed type game playing and a Gerudo with a female protagonist that would actually make sense, and probably be pretty sweet. Just please don't fuck a legend like that.
>>340407121RC Nunchaku
he's a fraud
>>340405261
>epona was forbidden to express any emotions
>he farted and little shit particles flew into epona's eyes
>she wanted to savor the shit
You're a regular Murakami.
>>340398913
I'm really enjoying the concept art for this game, but that's about it
>>340406801
that explains everything
>>340406208
Amen. I could care less that I previously could not begin to start caring.
>>340407145
But Geralt himself is the best thing about the Witcher man, he's a great character.
And playing as him, a character with his own emotions and personality, is refreshing when every other big RPG throws you in the role of a blank slate.
>>340407145
Stop replying to yourself, shitlord
>>340406941
>RC Nunchaku
What did you mean by this?
>>340407305
not enough references to western culture for whatever fucking reason to be murakami. also pointless sex scenes
>>340407420
Yeah, I could literally care less about caring more than I cared about Zelda when I can't even not care more about less than.
>>340407531
Whoops, meant for >>340407281
>>340398913
Princess Zelda's probably going to be ugly as sin if Link himself looks that awful
>>340398913
>right-handed
WAGGLE MOTION SHIT CONFIRMED
>>340406347
There hasn't be a 3D Zelda WITHOUT water controls, and water is pretty prevalent in all the 2D games as well, so if anyone assuming the Wii U/NX game to NOT feature water would be an intelectually challenged individual.
>>340407712
Oh hey, they sharpened his facial features.
Looks way more masculine than the first preview we got.
>>340407959
Still has that faggy hair and stupid as fuck outfit. when are the going to confirm a proper tunic?
>>340408035
your face is stupid as fuck
>>340398913
Are you feeling it, /vr/?
>>340407712
Nintendo recognizes waifubait, I expect goddess levels out of Zelda in this game.
Also I want the nose to return.
>>340407615
nunchaku don't work
they're dumb and make no sense
China didn't want to admit to making something so stupid and they have computers to make them look like they work
Bruce Lee was a cyborg, he was the only man capable of using the RC Nunchaku, but he was forbidden to have an offspring
once he did, they killed him for disobeying orders
they let his son live
but then one day they started to realise his son was awakening his powers
so he was killed too
>>340408282
I want Zelda to be allowed to actually do something instead
>>340407712
>>340398913
>mfw I will never use watercolors so good
I don't understand how people are so pessimistic about this game. Nintendo is in a bad spot but they've poured a shit ton of time and money into this project and the whole point is that they admitted Zelda was stale and they're going in a new direction. The point is to finally bring it back to the forefront.
Fuck you all, I'm excited.
>>340408445
that's exactly the problem. They've taken too long. Miyamoto can shove his quote up his ass, delayed games turn out shit
>>340408537
Ocarina of Time wasn't shit.
>>340408428
That's more of a drier acrylic effect
>>340408576
And was only delayed a year. The track record for more recent games is much worse
>>340408578
well, I will never know how even draw
>>340408035
The only major difference is the blue colour and lack of chain mail (and chain mail has only been present for TP and SS). It is a proper tunic
>>340408421
This isnt a handheld Zelda game.
Console Zeldas exist only to be fapped on.
>>340408537
It's been in development for 5 years. Give me one example of a Nintendo game that was in development a similar amount of time that turned out bad. You can't. Nintendo is in a bad spot because of the Pii U. They're going to bounce back. You'll see, anon. You'll ALL SEE
>>340407431
I'm almost as surprised as you to see rational discourse on this board but alas I'm not perpetuating the one man myth of /v/.
Either tell us your thoughts or fuck off edgelord we're talking about games.
>>340408819
>Blue
>no hat
>proper
Unless it's somehow and adult version of Wind Waker Link's clothes it's bullshit
>>340408836
That didn't happen until SS
>>340399059
pretty much in the same boat.
>>340407578
Tell me about it, caring about more than less of caring about Zelda got more and more pointless pointless for me. I just felt careless.
>Link has to wear bulky tunic with stupd hat all the time
Being the hero/heroine is suffering.
>>340407561
There're pointless sex scenes in Murakami. But he doesn't swear. Shit would have been feces.
>>340399059
>feeling despair on behalf of a company
Seek help.
Why can't Nintendo make "big" games anymore? Do they simply not have the resources or talent to match western studios?
The last console Zelda was pathetically small in scope compared to stuff like The Witcher 3, for example.
>>340398913
Not really. Zelda only gives you that sense of grand adventure when you're a little kid. I enjoy the games, but they're all jam packed with tedium, and I don't really know why the 3D Zelda games are seen as milestones for every generation, or these definitive gaming experiences. Every person has a different vision of what he or she wants out of them as well, so they always end up disappointing. This game in particular looks to be chasing trends, which makes me highly skeptical.
>>340408313
Well I certainly learned something today.
>>340398913
>that short, patchy grass
DOWNGRADE CONFIRMED
>>340408750
Drawing is easy though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90X5NJleYJQ
>>340405443
I don't give a shit how time has aged them. Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and Skyward Sword were ALL disappointments. WHY do people give a shit about 3D Zelda?
>>340409373
I SAID CONSUMMATE V's! CONSUMMATE!
>>340409223
Neither were as fun as Dragon's Dogma.
>>340407346
Top kek
Why do you fags think the hate for this game is more recent?
You have to be the biggest retard to think Nintendo will suddenly make an amazing Zelda game after garbage like TP and SS only because
>muh open world
>muh bullet time
>muh modern Nintendo isn't creatively bankruptbesides the younger dudes who made Splatoon
>>340409421
The only 3D Zelda before SS I was disappointed by was MM
>>340408906
>Unless it's somehow and adult version of Wind Waker Link's clothes
Why the fuck wouldn't it be, though.
There's this guy. And the costume he wore in the SS opening hour.
>>340409575
Those outfits weren't plastered all over the promo art. If they''re changing Link's signature look, they've waited too long to give a reason for it
>>340409549
They had a lot of time to learn. They kind of have to impress now.
I also didnt mind TP, SS was very disappointing though.
>>340409223
3D Zelda has never even pretended to compare to other open world games in sheer size.
Until the upcoming one, that is.
Not sure how that will pan out for them.
>>340409704
Most Zelda games havent been revealed as this game was, and delayed this hard. They are just saving it for the full reveal.
>>340409480
Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.
>>340409886
That happened once.
>>340409704
Every new Zelda promotion has tries something new, so I think you're being a little pedantic here.
They can do whatever they feel like.
So far it really only is the cores audience that is excited for this game anyway. He might show up in the green garb come E3.
>>340409870
Given that Fi was literally the first thing they revealed about SS, I'm worried about that.
>>340398913
I'm glad they're keeping the blue tunic.
>>340398913
Why don't they come out and say that it's a girl?
There is no way that is a male link.
>>340410073
>Doesn't know how the Japanese operate
That Link is too ugly to pass as a female protag over there
>>340409992
But we didn't know who she was or what she did. It was a long time before we knew SS would be a Master Sword origin story. You really can't compare the development/publicity of this Zelda to any others. I don't know why you're clinging so hard to this argument.
>>340409992
She was, however in an art piece that used the TP visual style, and then the whole game still did a one-eighty and became an impressionist painting.
>>340410073
but it is you dumb faggot
This is a prequel to Wind Waker, right? Or a sequel?
>>340409728
I always hated SS, but I liked TP when I first played it 5 years ago.
Now, after playing through TPHD, I pretty much ruined my nostalgia for it because of how lame it actually is.
>>340410157
To show that Nintendo has done nothing to earn the benefit of the doubt of this game
>>340410171
The impressionism worked horribly
>>340409790
That's because other games were compared to Zelda, once.
Now Zelda is struggling to stay relevant.
>>340410191
It's acashgrab.
>>340410073
There's every way it's a male. Undfortunately.
He's wearing more eyeliner than ever before. And a ponytail.
But hey, at least he's dropped the earrings.
Later in the game, he's be seen sporting a full beard, sleeve tats, and purple leggings.
>>340410191
>LoZ timeline
I don't mind the idea of a timeline, I mind that they sort of remade Ocarina of Time and didn't add in the alternate endings.
How lazy can a single company be?
Nintendo doesn't know how to make good videogames anymore.
Can you still feel let down if you know you're -going- to be let down?
>>340410270
>The impressionism worked horribly
It didn't work all to well. Still a much prettier game that TP though. Even if also an even worse game.
>>340398913
I've lost all interest in Nintendo, and it simply isn't possible for me to care any less about the new Zelda title.
>>340410371
real talk though being able to grow a beard on link would be dank
>>340410303
Games were never compared to Zelda in terms of scope.
Unless you were exclusively talking to the feeblest of console peasants, at least.
>>340410230
Hmm, I guess I'll steer clear of playing that for a while then.
I really hope that the rumors about it having a more action-game DMC/Bayo inspired battle systems are true. Because having Zelda take inspiration from the genre might bring stylish games back into the limelight, and also because it'd piss off all the Zelda purists and make all the "Make it more like Dark Souls" faggots cry in their beds.
>>340398913
Honestly couldn't care about Zelda, or even Nintendo at this point. Same issue I had with Twilight Princess. Took too long to release because of the Wii version, just like the NX.
Plus why would anyone be on board to throw away more money on the NX after seeing how the Wii U faired?
>>340410395
>Game company makes children's toys
>Anon grows up
>Accuses company of not knowing how to make good games anymore even though they're making things of the same exact quality as before.
>>340398913
>when there's a damn good chance Nintendo will make the game's overworld as empty and pointless a void as Wind Waker's sea
Yeah, pass
>>340410371
>>340410494
I'm honestly surprised the series doesn't have a character creator at this point. If we're going the lazy route and not give the series any writing or narrative, or Link any character, may as well give us customization.
I'll reiterate, Nintendo will never top Oracle of Ages/Seasons, Okami or >>340409482
>>340410632
>even though they're making things of the same exact quality as before
This is not even close to true. I didn't even own Nintendo consoles as a kid.
>>340410379
This is Nintendo we're talking about. If they were any lazier they'd be Tiger Electronics.
>>340410230
>because of how lame it actually is.
Gave me a lot of the same feels as Okami in that regards. Tons of good ideas brought up, but with no pay-offs following up on the promises these ideas hold.
When the sabotage team from Telma's bar shows up at the castle, and you're like "SWEET, I CAN'T WAIT TO FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE GUYS!" only to realise they're gone again.
>>340410693
They've already done it multiple times
>>340407712
Is this official artwork?
>>340410827
Unfortunately
I have zero faith in Nintendo's ability to make a good game in this day and age. It's not even skepticism anymore. I just know it's going to disappoint and not live up to the ridiculously massive hype it's generated.
I think that's part of it. It's been so hyped and built up over the years and Nintendo's been completely radio silent on it, so people have been creating these wild expectations that you know modern Nintendo can't deliver on.
>>340410694
>nd not give the series any writing or narrative, or Link any character
Well, I don't feel that's the case, and I'd much rather have a silent Link than a silent bozo I've designed myself.
But I don't like character customization in general, so I'm a little off to a side in this discussion.
We've had
>"Genki athletic girl" Zelda in Wind Waker
>"Student council president" Zelda in Twilight Princess
>"Childhood Friend Love Interest" Zelda in Skyward Sword
I hope she's a tomboyish Tsundere now.
>>340410907
Every anon's a shitty art critic
>>340410578
Honestly I think Zelda would be better of with combat more like Onimusha than DMC or Souls.
It's the closest to what Zelda already is, it's just more mechanically sound and exaggerated.
>>340411068
Technically, that's what they were going for in Ocarina of Time.
>>340398913
no.
>>340410947
You don't have to partake in hype though. And you don't have to assume that others are mega hyped.
Making a good game also has nothing to do with living up to hype either.
I think Nintendo still makes good games, people have just come to expect the nearly impossible of them.
>>340411068
What if she is a rich netorare ganguro girl?
>>340411068
>I hope she's a tomboyish Tsundere now.
>>340411110
>shitty art critic
Critical of shitty art.
Splatoon was released just one year ago, why are there so many "Nintendo cant make good games now" posts? Has the anti-censorship posting hit people that hard?
>>340411068
Here's hoping she's a surly loner.
![monado_buster__symbol_smash_4__by_monado_buster-d7x9mqj[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3eg5Car.png "monado_buster__symbol_smash_4__by_monado_buster-d7x9mqj[1].png")
>>340398913
IM REALLY FEELING IT
>>340411283
They will argue that Splatoon isn't good, and basically isn't even a game. And that Nintendo technically didn't make it. Don't get them started.
>>340410694
character customization is stupid
so is dragons dogma but you can't talk negative about it on here so I'm not going to bother. Just play that instead
>>340411283
I hate online multiplayer.
>>340411068
Feral bitch who dont need no man!
>>340411352
>>Zelda will never have a world or cast of characters as fun and engaging as the original Xenoblade
Wind Waker came close, but Aonuma has expressed zero interest in actually trying to improve on what that game did.
So what can Nintendo do to make this new Zelda compete with its peers? Somehow I doubt it could take the industry by storm like OOT did but I'd be glad if it was a return to the classic formula of the NES/SNES games but done in 3D.
>>340399719
That model is nice
That animation is very bad
>>340411559
Literally any JRPG can do that. Zelda doesn't need to.
>>340411559
>Wind Waker's sea
>engaging
I'll give you the cast, but the world? Bullshit.
>>340401876
If I hate it, I can't be disappointed.
>>340411717
Spoken like a true drone
Alright guys, how would this game surpass Ocarina as the best Zelda ever?
>Overworld feels new and distinct from OoT and TP
>Not too open
>Decent-sized villages and towns with lots of people
>Minimum 7 full-sized dungeons
>Dungeons aren't just re-imaginings of standard stuff (Forest Temple, Fire Temple)
>Bring back magic, manual shielding/shield aiming, random items (deku sticks, bottled water)
>Combat is at least as good as Darksiders (ei 4/10 on the complexity scale)
>No major graphics problems (blurry textures, horrible LOD)
God I hope it's okay.
>>340398913
/ic/ here, just stopping by to say that's a gorgeous illustration. Great contrast and structure. Very pretty.
>>340411727
I said it came close.
While sea certainly has flaws the idea behind the Great Sea itself was a good one. It just needs a chance to be fully executed
>>340411409
You can critique Dragon's Dogma, I don't mind. It has plenty of flaws, but I guarantee any you can name can be applied to every LoZ.
You're not wrong either, character customization is stupid to some degree, and would be stupid in LoZ, but what else can be offered?
The series doesn't want to advance itself by adding a worthwhile narrative or characters with memorable dialogue.
The series doesn't want to advance itself gameplay-wise. If it had any sense it would have introduced actual jumping, I.E. a jump button, in Twilight Princess. I mean, what sort of adventure doesn't have platforming?
Two things LoZ could revive, but it's chosen not to up to this point: Puzzles and Platforming. So two elements it chooses not to have, on top of the aforementioned writing and gameplay.
What's the point? Why would I play LoZ over DD? Exploration? Not likely.
>>340411559
Fuck you though.
Zelda characters are many times more interesting to me than those in Xenoblade.
>>340411585
I need more shitty fanmade Zelda names, please.
>>340411832
Darksiders' combat is shit though.
>>340411896
As a whole series, but no single game has pulled them all together
>>340411881
>but I guarantee any you can name can be applied to every LoZ.
Horribly generic human characters.
>>340411751
Focus on shitty stories is one of the reason why Zelda sucks today.
>>340412054
Hour long cutscenes are not necessary to do any of the things I mentioned
>>340412126
Well in that case I could argue that the Majora's Mask side characters were pretty good.
>>340410494
What if Link could grow____tits?
>>340411949
I disagree.
I know Xenoblade has a LOT of characters, but interacting with them felt a little too stilted to me, and many of them were not well enough written or of an interesting enough visual design for me to care very deeply.
>>340398913
I'm still convinced this is Zelda and Link will be revealed at E3 with a more masculine model. Instead of some mythical entity, Zelda is your companion ala Bioshock Infinite and uses archery to help you out in combat.
>>340412230
And I would agree. Not just create a group of characters that good and turn them into the main cast. MM's biggest flaw is that its best parts are off to the side
>>340412272
I was referring to the main crew that the story around.
The closest Zelda has come to doing that would be with Wind Waker's pirates, but they were never given a proper chance to shine
>>340411907
http://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/Fan_Games
Have fun.
>>340412389
That makes no sense, we've seen them play as this character, its Link, the main playable character, not a sidekick.
>>340412457
I don't see how you could do that since Zelda was never a party-based series. Only a handful of characters can be considered the "main" ones.
>>340412638
Do what they did with the explorers in Telma's bar but make them active and useful
ST Zelda is also another great example.
>>340412457
True, there's a good sense of comraderie between the main cast. But their faces and clothes were sufficiently animu for me to not connect in the same way as I do with Zelda designs.
>>340412710
You mean like have them accompany you in every dungeon?
>>340411979
Hey, you sort of got me. The humans really are boring? I guess the excuse could be made that, and I don't know if you've played it so I'll tag it...That Pawns and Humans are basically one in the same, so the soulless embodiment that Pawns represent extends to all humans aside from the Arisen
Regardless, that's not an excuse. It does have very poor characters outside of the Arisen(s), I.E. THE Arisen, the King, Grigori, etc...
However, I personally feel this applies to Legend of Zelda. I can remember how every character looks, their designs are incredibly memorable and their features distinct, but as characters? They have not a single memorable line between them from the entire series. They aren't so much characters as pinups. Easily recognizable, easily forgettable.
>I coveted that wind, I suppose
The only line from the entire series that stuck with me. Tragedy is always welcome, and they played it relatively well in WW.
But then you jump to Twilight Princess and worse still, Skyward Sword, and he's butchered.
>>340412389
Keep that hope up.
I kept thinking throughout most of Twilight Princess that Midna would be revealed to actually be Ganon in disguise.
>>340412553
Or IS it? Why does this "Link" have a ponytail? And why does every art seem to accentuate tiny breasts?
>>340412852
It's because I know that Zelda can create good characters that I'm frustrated with its failure to capitalize.
>>340412861
They could help in several ways. The point is to not waste good design and writing on cutscene fodder.
>>340411832
That would be a start, but I'd like them to bring back the optional items a stamina meter from SS. Those were one of the few good new idea from SS, and Zelda has a bad habit of forgetting about small improvments to the gameplay.
>>340413001
>Why does this "Link" have a ponytail?Venom Punished LinkIt's actually Ganondorf
>>340413001
The ponytail's for samurai.
>>340412912
I was talking about visual design mostly. Of human characters.
I think Zelda is quite far ahead of Dragon's Dogma in that department, even considering how they aren't trying to do the same thing.
Dialogue wise it's true. I don't remember remember much writing from Zelda. It seems more concerned with conveying personality and mood than snappy memorable lines.
>>340413591
>I was talking about visual design
Oh yeah no doubt.
>>340398913
People complain about the game not being out and what not but I'm honestly fine with taht since we're getting some pretty neat art.
>>340411068
Yandere Zelda when
>>340413796
But yeah, I haven't actually played Dragon's Dogma. They only people I know who do aregirlsthat are huge dragon fans in general. But they also play and love Dragon Age Inquisition and Skyrim, so I didn't entirely know how to digest their recommendations.
>>340412912
>You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?
>>340411068
I want a delinquent Zelda or anIdol Zelda
>>340414058
>Grills
>love Dragon Age Inquisition and Skyrim
For the record, I'm male, and I cannot recommend either of those. I do recommend Dragon's Dogma, if that wasn't obvious enough.
And regardless of my rampant dis-taste for LoZ, I'm still looking forward to this game. I already have a Wii U so I'm definitely getting it, I just hope a lot of footage comes out of E3.
>Please have an overworld worth exploring
>>340409421
Wind Waker was different but great and Twilight Princess did everything OoT did but better. Sure, neither of them were as good as Majoras Mask but very few games are.
I'm not gonna defend Skyward Sword though. Because seriously, what were they thinking?
>>340413001
I truly think the breasts thing is just a shortcoming of the rig for the 3D model. He's bent forward, but the rib cage doesn't sink into the abdomen like it would on and actual human, giving a much more concave look than would be expected from such a pose. Makes the pecks stand out like breasts would.
>>340414057
ST Zelda probably grew up into one
>>340414278
I'll give Dragon's Dogma a spin eventually, as the mechanics and intricate world has me enticed, it just hasn't really been readily available on a platform very convenient to me.
>Please have an overworld worth exploring
Oh absolutely. It can't just be big for the sake of being big.
Epona avoiding trees on here own, with the mane flying around like that looked pretty fucking badass thouigh, so whatever they end up doing, I'm confident it'll at least be a fun game to dick around in for some amount of time.
>>340411192
>Scenes of Zelda getting gangbanged and mindbroken by Ganon and his minions each time you conquer a dungeon.
>By the end she's completely mindbroken and becomes Ganon's cocksleeve
>>340398913
At this point I'm more hyped for my Toon Zelda Nendoroid than this game.
>>340402239
>liking worst zelda
>>340415097
How could LA possibly be worst though?
Alright alright, if your first game was Link to the Past, I'd understand how you could see Link's Awakening as just being a gated cut-rate version.
I like it better though. To me it sits as the perfect in-between for the evolution that happened from LttP and OoT. With a pretty good sense of humor to boot.
>>340409421
I bet you only hate the newer console zeldas because you're a contrarian cuck
>>340409565
SS was the best one, though I agree with MM being worse than dogshit
>>340410270
Go to bed arin
>>340415475
WW > OoT >TP > MM > SS
>>340415604
Why does being pessimistic make me Arin?
>>340411681
>That animation is very bad
Are you sure the animation wasn't meant to be comical like that?
>>340412230
They weren't, though
>>340409991
I feel since there's a mismatch of various clothing pieces (gerudo style bracers, ww style tunic etc) and that the recent teaser had him carrying a claymore of some kind I think there might be an equipment system of some sort outside the standard Zelda fare.
>>340415280
>defending worst zelda
>>340415606
Put ss above WW and your order is accurate
>>340416190
I finished the other four but SS was so bad I quit after a few hours.
>>340415697
I don't know arin, how are you pessimistic?
>>340416259
Maybe it's you that's bad if you were willing to finish MM
SS>TP>OOT>WW>MM
This is the correct order
>>340416287
Everything since E3 2015 for Nintendo has been horrible
>>340398913
Yea, I'm feeling 720p/30fps
>>340416437
MM was short enough to tolerate it. SS had tons of padding with hours of cutscenes
>>340416465
Nobody cares about your opinion arin. Shouldn't you be watching your wife fuck herself on a big black cock
>>340416437
Haha what a faggot
>>340416590
MM had a stupid time limit and no original art style, not to mention shitty bosses and dungeons. At least I played through SS more than once
>>340416482
WiiU can do 720p/60fps.
But you can bet your bottom dollar nintendo will be aiming for 1080p/25fpsish.
>>340413001
yes it is stop being a fucking faggot like you're on some scooby doo episode you retard
>>340416660
You're only mad I'm right. No sane man would put WW that high
>>340416719
But it had a good world, characters, and story to make the experience worthwhile. SS failed tremendously in all three of those areas
I love Epona being a gigantic workhorse again, but I wish they'd give her the classic color scheme of warm red-brown coat and white mane. The dark brown coat and dark mane just makes her look generic.
>>340416770
Almost every single Nintendo game on the Wii U is 1080/60 fps.
>>340416839
>3 day time limit
>everyone is doing the same shit over and over
>overworld is literally nothing
>majora was a shitty character
>Skull kid was no better
Yeah such a great game, faggot
>>340416770
Liek Xenoblade chronicle x 60 fps amirite? oh wait...
>>340417151
>Liek
>amirite
>...
ask me how I know you're a faggot
>>340417113
Not a great game, but one worth playing. SS was an embarrassment and the point where I realized that Nintendo was in serious decline
Is the recent Nintendo can't make games anymore thing just cause of star fox? Like yes I know there's always been people who say that but you really can't seem to even talk about Zelda u anymore.
>>340398913
No and I can't wait for Nintendo to completely fall on their face at this years E3.
>>340417048
Actually you should fact check that one.
Only Smash does that.
All the others are either 720p/60fps (nintendo land,mario kart, mario 3D world, toadthing..) or 1080p/30fps with drops (Zelda remasters, Monhun).
>>340401876
/v/ has always hated nintendo newfag
>>340417301
pessimism has been running rampant ever since it became clear that 2016 would be a shit year to be a Nintendo-only guy.
Wait until they reveal the NX with Animal Crossing at launch and everybody will be on board again. It's just how it works
Let me be blunt; if Zelda U's open world isn't fucking fantastic, the game will be garbage.
Falling for the Open World meme? Go ahead, but make it fucking good. I'm so tired of poor and half assed Open Worlds, I'm tired of filler garbage taking up the whole map, I'm tired of garbage mission structures that makes the open world nothing more than an obstacle in your way.
Zelda need to pull a fucking royal flush in its level design, just like how Ocarina showed how you make 3D action adventure games, Zelda U needs to show everyone how you fucking make an Open World game.
>>340408890
>It's been in development for 5 years. Give me one example of a Nintendo game that was in development a similar amount of time that turned out bad
Super Smash Bros Brawl
>>340416930
That's not Epona.
>>340417667
It's time to innovate with the games themselves again Nintendo. Make an overworld that others will use as a base like you did with OoT, or don't bother. Simple as.
>>340398913
Fuck no.
>Delayed a million times
>Not even Wii U exclusive anymore
>Aonuma thinks Souls is "hard just for the sake of being hard" even though people like Miyazaki have repeatedly stated that they don't design with that mindset, especially in DaS1/DeS
It's gonna be a shitshow.
>>340418013
Brawl's problems were due to Sakurai's mental illness. Not because of being in development hell
>>340398913
I hope this time Link is a woman. I don't want to keep feeling gay about wanting to fuck his boipucci (seriously, why do they almost always make him so feminine and/or androgynous?)
>>340418293
>Aonuma thinks Souls is "hard just for the sake of being hard"
>he fell for the "interview"
>hood
>the other shit we've seen
Wind Waker 2.0
And I didn't even mind Wind Waker.
Technically speaking, Zelda was one of the first open world games pretty much, so "going open world" is basically returning to the origins, IF the open world is rich as it was on the original games.
>>340418334
Well Miyamoto's mental illness is much worse so Zelda U is confirmed to be garbage.
I mean they haven't really shown anything yet. So there's nothing to be excited or pessimistic about yet.
>>340418528
Yes, but Miyamoto's not fully in charge of Zelda U and his mental illness only ruins Mario games or anything with motion controls
Aonuma's mental illness is minor in comparison
>>340418492
Speaking of which, are we even sure this game is in Hyrule?
>>340398913
dude genderfluid link l m a o
>>340417667
>>340418178
It would be great to see Zelda be that relevant again, but the current Zelda team isn't up to the task.
>>340398913
that's not epona, she has white hair, where is she
>>340418987
The only way to truly make Zelda "relevant" compared to other ultra-popular franchises like The Elder Scrolls is marketing.
That's it. That's what makes a game "relevant."
