Describe a game using a Spongebob quote.
We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or a hijacking here! WE STOLE A BALLOON!
>every call of duty since CoD4
Super Mario 64
>>340360937
>reading comprehension
>>340361657
not him
but these threads are fucking stupid anyway
>>340360998
Underrated post.
MY LEG! MY LEG!
>>340361770
if these threads are fucking stupid then why did you come into one
dumbass
NOW PUFF OUT YOUR CHEST
AND SAY "TAX EXEMPTION"
"Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those scratches."
>>340362569
Don't know where my pic went.
Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?
>>340362575
Well, first, we have to talk about parallel dimensions.
This isn't your average every day ordinary darkness.
This is.....ADVANCED DARKNESS.
>>340362575
You need some pancakes?
>>340359930
>I've seen this before eleven times in fact
>>340359930
what game does this describe?
>And say hello to used napkin
>Too bad that didn't kill me.
>What do you usually do when I'm gone?
>Wait for you to come back
>>340363483
>3D mode for ages 7+
what the fuck?
>>340359930
>Well..........you did it. You took my one chance at happiness...and crushed it. Crushed into little, tiny bite sized pieces!
>I'm the maniac!
>It feels like somebody... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
the gang's all here
Spongebob is fucking shit
Welcome! May I take your money?
>>340364938
What episode is that from?
>Well it sounds like it was all YOUR fault
You used me....FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT.
Have you finished those errands?
>>340364938
you need to be +18 for posting here
>>340364481
>Not Spec ops
Are you even fucking trying anon
>>340360839
Interesting, in the dub Patrick said "We're not talking about some fraud or a kidnap here! We stole a balloon!"
Hijack and kidnap are both "secuestro" in Spanish. To this day I always thought he meant the kidnap of someone. And the mail fraud wasn't specified, I guess to make the line fit.
>>340365746
That one's been run into the ground
>>340364721
They even did the TF2 pose in front of the logo thing
>>340363659
Eye strain I guess
>>340363659
That's a suggestion for parents to not let their kids to use the 3D features if they are too young.
*dolphin noises*
>Name a five letter word for happiness...
>money agagagagagagag
>We should just change our names to "Why" and "Bother"
>Three bells! Well, we all know what three bells means!
I'm dirty Dan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEGVGqJEeCo
Sandy's a girl?!
>But I have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart right?
>CORRECT!
>>340366903
>video games
>Are they laughing at us?
>No Patrick, they're laughing next to us
>>340364938
underage detected
>I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>>340367184
>tfw stillborn has some cute waifus
>tfw because its dead on arrival they're just going to remain undeveloped and static forever
feels super bad bros, why is life so difficult?
>>340366686
/thread
>I'm absorbing his blows like I was made of some kind of spongy material!
>>340366903
IT'S TIME TO STOP
My leg!
>>340359930
Dawn of War: Winter Assault
>Look at me, I am a Farseer
>Now what.
>Everyone is a idiot except me.
>Well, it is true.
>>340366648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZSXnrbs_k
>The dark deed you requested is done, Sir.
>I'm ugly and I'm proud!
>It may be stupid, but it's also dumb
>>340364938
C R A W L I N G I N M YS K I N
"Come on, Gary, it's a race! A race! Have you heard of 'em?!"
>>340366434
Lol good one tbqh senpai
>I'll give you a million dollars for that hat!!!
https://youtu.be/hzYWzNTB8m0
"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma"
>I-I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary
>>340370528
It's machinations, you pleb.
>>340370610
>Wanted to use the quotes when Spongebob opens the box
>Wasn't too sure of the exact wording
>Thought I know this quote
>Still fuck it upWhere's the nearest gas chamber
>>340370795
It's okay, anon, everyone makes mistakes.
>>340364938
(You)
>>340370586
kek
>>340363659
IIRC children's eyes are still developing and would cause damage to 7-10 year olds
>>340365429
lold
>That thing's green! [laughing hysterically]
>[Stops laughing] Hey, is that one purple?
>>340364481
"Wait a minute, Patrick, I'm the maniac!"
Horseradish isn't an instrument either.
>"We aren't cavemen Spongebob! We have technology."
>*Smashes computer against the table*
>>340371173
Not bad, but it would've worked better with this
Do I have to say it?
>>340371476
>slag is better than corrosive
>>340371641
rarity, dingus
>>340365186
Underrated
>Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
>Not until 4
>>340371746
sorry it's been awhile since i played this mediocre game
>>340372003
pure gold
>I can't believe it. My purebred, which cost me $1,700, lost to a rock.
>>340366686
Underrated post
But Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot
>Firmly grasp it
>>340372003
>Oh, cheer up, Squid. It could be worse.
>Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
>>340363276
>Is mayonnaise an instrument?
>>340364721
>not fallout 4
c'mon man
do you even partake in our well crafted memes
>"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
>"Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?"
>"You mean like a weenie? Okay! May I take your hat sir? May I take your hat sir? May I take your hat sir?"
I'm constantly surprised how much people on 4chan can remember Spongebob quotes. The show's hardly The Simpsons, after all. It's all round a pretty okay but forgettable kids show.
Haven't opened that game for a year and now I feel bad.
>I'M A GOOFY GOOBER
>ROCK
>>340365429
10/10
> Alien hunting! Alien hunting!
>>340375420
Soon Spongebob will fade from popularity and be replaced with some other shit as the audience moves on but the average age stays the same.
>>340367935
>supporting Cuckbox
you're the fucktard here chicken tits
>>340366142
Translations tend to be finicky. Sorry you had to watch the best children's show in the world with a dub.
>>340363638
This one is perfect
>So, if we play loud, people might think we're good.
>>340375420
The show was on constant reruns. I wouldn't be surprised if there were a handful of episodes I've seen 100 times.
>>340375959
Hard to believe its been on for 17 years. Where does the time go.
>>340362508
suck my dick
>>340376592
>17 years
bull fucking shit
>Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.
>No, Spongebob, that’s Italian
>>340366686
>>340376970
Premiered in 1999 anon. Look it up if you dont believe me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants
>Spongebob?
>Yeah?
>Did you notice something familiar about this map?
>>340372003
>>340367129
Underrated.
>>340382010
Perfect.
>>340372724
Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbZelm1-X9g
pretty relevant
>>340372003
Best in thread.
Once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin...
BLANKITY. BLANKITY. BLANK
>>340362775
Underrated
>Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
>>340368495
Underrated.
>>340372003
wow anon
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yvCVntO.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>Am I really going to defile this grave for money?
>Of course I am!
Who you callin' a pinhead?
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mP4oJbF.png "latest[1].png")
I've come for your pickle.
>>340384865
Oh please, I have no soul
>“Put those eyeballs back in your head, son!”
“What has four wings and flies? A garbage truck!”
>Look at me I'm a guy with a moustache
>>340373810
>>340364481
>>340376096
He might be from Spain though, Spanish dub are usually highly localized. The latin dub was pretty legit, almost everything was just a direct translation.
Also:
>Wait Spongebob, we are not cavemen. We have technology.
>You promised these kids Crabby the Clown, but all I saw up there was Cheapy the Cheapskate!
>>340369047
I like it
>>340384865
Outstanding
>>340366686
Gimme that hat! I said give it to me! Are you gonna hand it over or not? Don't you back sass me!
KRUSTY KRAYAYAB PIZZAAAH ISSSS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND MEYEHIII!!!
>Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!
>>340387419
perfect
>>340372003
I'll just pretend Tactics doesn't exist to let this joke slide... just this once
>>340375420
You're either too old or too young
>>340383048
>>340372724
The archive for this thread died didn't it?
I want to see it again with the responses, it is easily the best thing to ever come from /v/
>>340364938
Correction. Any spongebob after season 3 is shit.
>>340390331
4 was still ok
ESCALATORS ESCALATORS ESCALATORSEeeelllllllssssss
Imagination...
>>340365186
Fuck, that's good
MEHOY NEHOY
>>340360998but firstAHAHAHAHAH
>What? it's just an ordinary KrabbyOH MY GOODNESS
SpongeBob: You know Patrick, this is a dream. You can do anything you want.
Patrick: Yup.
SpongeBob: I mean anything! Watch. I can turn into a skyscraper. Going up! Eh? I can make... a million of me!
The children? I don't care about the children. I just care about their parents' money.
>>340360998
Took me a second
>Look, doubloons! Don't drop 'em!
>I'M DIRTY DAN!
>NO, I'M NOT "READY TO GO"
>>340362957
>they don't wind up doing another Abyss boss fight in DS3's dlc
On one hand, disappointment. On the other hand, I really can't handle voids in video games
AND ITS SWEEET SWEEET SWEET VICTORYYYY YEAH!!!!!!!
After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless.
But then his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt retirement home and with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was born.
>>340372003
>>340388550
Tactics wasn't labeled as mainline, neither was BoS. Beth just does whatever the fuck they feel like and makes it a numerical entry to the series.
![Portal_standalonebox[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vHI39dc.jpg "Portal_standalonebox[1].jpg")
Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.
I DON'T NEED IT
I DON'T NEED IT
I DON'T NEED IT...
>>340394361
I NEEEEED IT!
I for one really enjoyed fallout 4™ and with the newly released Far Harbor™ Downloadable content pack and the introduction of the Bethesda Net™ modding service Xbox One™ and Sony PlayStation 4™ users can join in on the fun.
And remember to keep a look out for the next Fallout 4™ Downloadable content pack.
>Wait a minute, Patrick! You're supposed to let ME win, remember?
>>340394834
What episode was this one from?
>>340390117
I have this
>>340394834
Shouldn't you be shilling the Skyrim remaster?
>>340366686
>Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they actually are
>>340360998
Glorious.
>>340360998
I understood this meme
>What army? What army!? Look around you Krabs.
>You planted grass?
>>340366686
I only just realized that actor is also the voice of Spongebob.
Looking it up, he also voices Gary, and the narrator.
Fallout 4
>>340366668
NO, I'M DIRTY DAN
>>340393554
Best in thread
>Defensive? I'm not being defensive! Barnacles! What is this, 20 questions or something? This is getting a little out of hand. All I did was throw a peanut. I didn't mean to make the oyster cry. I just wanted to see it perform spectacular stunts! Aw, everyone's going to hate me! I, I need some advice! Now let's see now, who could never hate me no matter what I do?
>Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward!
Replace Squidward with Big Boss
>>340395426
Have this instead
https://vimeo.com/99423361
>>340364938
>Wow son, you actually recognized us.
>And you remembered to get dressed today!
>either you a, put the dime in me pants, b, put the dime in me pants, or c, you put the dime in me pants
WE STOLE A BALLOOOOOOON
AND THEY'RE GONNA LOCK US UP FOREVER
>>340367764
Sounds like that came from Aqua Teen more than it did from Spongebob. I can totally hear Carl saying this line. I can hear Shake too.
Keep Going! You're Good!
>>340372003
you make tod mad anon
Run Mr. Krabs, run like you're not in a coma!
>>340399191
>BACKING UP! BACKING UP! BACKING UP!
>He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
>He did??
>No... But are we going to wait around until he does?
>>340359930
>Holographic meatloaf? My favorite!
>>340399693
heh
>"Duh, I'm stupid! I like karate!"
Goodbye, everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.
>>340384371
just wanted an excuse to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m2fVWj99x4
>>340363659
It's a legal disclaimer, "supposedly" 3D could fuck up young childrens' eyes and it was the subject of some controversy for a while, it's also why Nintendo made the 2DS
>>340363276
Underrated, made me kek.
And then everybody died. The end.
>>340372003
Look, Squidward! Money!
>>340371260
Heh
>Where's the leak, ma'am?
>My.. name...?
>"What's his name!? What's his name!? I've got nothing on a name! "
>"Come on, baby, what's the name!?"
>"...WE THREW OUT HIS NAME!"
>>340398943
good
I'm ready, depression. I'm ready, depression.
>>340370486
Lol very nice
First I draw this head.
Then I erase some of the more detailed features.
And one two three a circle uh... thingy.
>>340360998
Fucking kek
>>340366686
You don't know me. We don't even exist. We're just clever visual metaphors used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
>>340366257
valve really need to make a come back and put this waifu trash in it's place
>No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
Fighter pilot!
Nyeeeooooowww dooot doot doot doot doot doot kyeeooowkewkewkew divebomb!
AND THEN COMES A GIANT FIST
>>340366686
> You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind- numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television.
>>340378001
Do you think this will be a problem?
>>340399482
too far man
>Oh Boy, 3 am!
Oh, puh-leeze. I have no soul.
>>340359930
>Good people don't rip other people's arms off.
>>340360998
third post best post
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>>340400739
>No, please! I have 3 kids!
>>340360998
I don't get it?
>>340401761
>I got it! Let's get naked!
Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!
I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…
>>340366686
Goddamn that was great.
>>340400905
fucking lol'd
I don't need it...
I don't need it...
I definitely don't need it
if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright
>>340402408
I NEED IT!
That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!
>I HATE YOU, HEART MAN!!!
>>340363638
best
I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!
>>340366686
winrar
![header[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tCqbGAv.jpg "header[1].jpg")
THE LEAD THE LEAD THE LEAD THE LEAD THE LEAD THE LEAD THE LEAD THE LEAD THE LEAD THE LEAD
>>340360937
>Since 2*
>>340372003
>>340371476
