Hey /v/, here's a riddle. What do these characters have in common?
>>340330829
there all literally whose
>>340330829
They're all forgotten.
who's the top left one?
all manlets
>>340330829
They're all animals?
>>340331016
How is a Moai statue an animal?
They're all Konami characters.
t. Parodius player
They all have blue arms?
They're all failed Konami mascots.
They're Pachinko mascots now.
Who is the baseball guy?
>>340331194
Power Pro Kun
>>340331194
Konami calls him 'Pro-Pow Kun.'
>>340330829
Oh shoot, are we getting a new parodius game? Please tell me that's what's going on.
>>340331330
For Pachinko machines.
>>340331330
Pachinko.
>>340330829
Konami?
They all got shit-canned when Kojima came to Konami with his dick out.
>>340330829
Thanks for reminding me ill never see a zoe sequel
>>340331016
The fuck are you smoking?
>>340332003
Same