GET THE FUCK IN HERE
EA Press Conference Jun 12 1:00PM.
>Bethesda Press Conference Jun 12 7:00PM.
>Microsoft Press Conference Jun 13 9:30AM.
>Ubisoft Press Conference Jun 13 1:00PM.
>Sony Press Conference Jun 13 6:00PM.
>Nintendo Press Conference Jun 14 9:00AM.
WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
WHAT DOES YOUR E3 COMFYSTATION LOOK LIKE
WHAT KIND OF SNACKS YOU GETTING
DISAPPOINTMENT TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
>>340286495
first for innovative
I WANTED RED DEAD BUT I'VE GOT A FEELING THAT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN FUCK MY ASS IT'S BEEN 6 YEARS FUCK
Satoru Iwata once said "As Sony goes, so goes the Industry" and I believe him. Sony has been doing everything right, and I predict their E3 Conference will not only be a boon for the industry but for gamers all over the world as well.
OP, you forgot to fix the fucking fact there's no Nintendo conference.
There is still a lot of misinformation about Nintendo's presence at E3.
Many missed some recent news or actually never bothered to check infos in general.
So let's use this thread to define what is going on and stop some bullshit.
First things first, the main sites has all infos needed.
http://e3.nintendo.com
>Digital Event/Conference when?
No Event or Conference this year. Only two days of Treehouse at E3 streams, where they will show various games live.
Use this countdown site:
http://www.e3countdown.com
>Will they really show only Zelda?
No. That was a misinformation due to the fact Nintendo said they will FOCUS on Zelda. The main site mentions they will also show Pokemon sun and moon, Monster Hunter, Dragon Quest and other things.
>There will be NX news?
No. There will be no NX at E3 in any shape or form. They will only show the Wii U version of Zelda as well. Source: http://www.gamespot.com/articles/nintendo-says-nx-will-not-make-an-appearance-at-e3/1100-6439253/
Still, they will show it later this year. But not at E3, get over it.
>So they really aren't going to show anything new?
Who knows. No company would spill the beans before E3. Rumors floating in the air mention a Mother 3 western release or a new Mario Kart 8 DLC pack. Maybe they could show the contents of the new Hyrule Warriors Legends season pass and more Amiibo.
That being said, the lack of Digital Event pretty much excludes the reveal of new unannounced big games.
They are probably saving some games for the NX reveal. So yeah, keep your expectations very low for Nintendo's E3.
i own every console and a pc now, I can truly experience e3 as it was meant to be, a large pile of disappointment from every front
that being said
Horizon looks pretty cool
Hoping for more ps2 bc to be honest lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7adRtud7obs
microsoft already won
Good card template.
>WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
Zelda
Dishonored 2
Deus Ex
Whatever CDProject Red is shoing
WHAT DOES YOUR E3 COMFYSTATION LOOK LIKE
My bed
WHAT KIND OF SNACKS YOU GETTING
Popcorn. Maybe some cookies if I run out too soon
DISAPPOINTMENT TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
>>340286495
Will there be anything new on M&B Bannerlord?
>>340286617
fuck you
bully was 10 years ago, i want a sequel
>>340286617
RDR was so damn good nothing else can top it.
I'm afraid the hard fact is an sequal is going to be sub par simply due to it's ending.
>>340286805
BIG WILLY PHILLY
>>340286897
POWER OF THE CLOUD
Ape Escape 4 when? WHEN?
>>340286897
>Available right now after the show
They can't get away with this
Post your shot ideas for an E3 2016 drinking game.
>1 shot for new ps4 mention
>1 shot for a “big surprise”
>finish bottle if they mention the vita
>finish bottle if new crash bandicoot
>1 shot if new GTA
>finish bottle if new red dead (be sad if it’s a remaster)
>1 shot for every new pokemon shown off
>finish bottle if NX is shown off by surprise
>1 shot for iwata mention
>1 shot for miitomo
>1 shot for #girlwood
>1 shot if new assassins creed
>1 shot for watchdogs 2 trailer
We were just talking about how great Microsoft was, the fuck's wrong with you.
Make a new thread.
Knack 2 is getting announced, we know this.
but there's something special about it that no one wants to spoilPlatinum Games developed?
the only thing that would make me hype again at this point would be an Obsidian fallout game or fucking half-life 3.
>>340286495
P5 western release date was just announced, Feb 14 2017.
Anyone else glad Square Enix isn't coming back after their boring, sterile show last year?
>>340286805
He cant keep getting away with it
>>340287204
Mad false flagger detected.
Hopes:
>MCC on PC
>Red Dead sequel
>TES VI
Expectations:
>"We're committed to supporting our PC audience, which is why we've launched this DRM store with shovelware."
>absolutely nothing
>>340286897
>beta only this year
lel
>>340287209
knack 2
has an AA game ever been solely developed for the purpose of memes before?
>>340287368
>Dat smugness
>>340287189
>Down everything you got if Sony spend ages talking about PSVR
But where will DMC5 be revealed, on the floor?
>>340287339
They only had a show last year because they had announcements for new bigger games, every other year and this year they are doing what they normally do and having an all day livestream with different segments.
>Best gamers E3 show will have Psychicpebbles and stamper
>But it will also have rockcock and be like a minute out of sync again
predictions:
ea's conference thing: 0/10
ms: 7/10
sony: 7/10
ubisoft: 4/10
bethesda: 6/10
Rate and post
>>340286805
>forgetting the best game
for shame.
>there's still no yearly E3 schedule with every time zone
>>340287587
Very solid
Microsoft and Sony are going to be fucking GREAT this year, its going to be Rocky vs Apollo Creed levels for the first time since 2004
Who's hype for Aisha Tyler??
Yakuza0 June 30th
better chart
>>340287745
any meme connoisseur should be
>>340287670
Just go on e3 countdown you retard
Getting comfy in front of my computer in my air conditioned room.
I love e3 every year, good comfy feelings. Everybody is super pessimistic here
Halo on PC??? Where are these rumours coming from?
>>340286495
How likely is it that Sony actually show off that new From/SCEJ collaboration this soon?
>>340287787
Who is Kadokawa?
>>340287972
FromSoft
>>340287915
Every big MS game is going Windows 10 as well, because everything runs on Windows 10
Halo Wars 2 will be the first one, then the next big Halo game (Halo 6) will be as well, Halo 5 Custom Games+Forge is also coming to PC
>>340287923
Likely.
Even if it's just a CG trailer. They dropped the Horizon trailer BEFORE E3. They have big plans.
>>340287189
>1 shot for that one asshole who goes on a clap-solo after everyone esle stops
>>340287903
I love it as it's a time when /v/ comes together and we laugh, cry and neo-/v/ shits out memes.
>>340287787
>bethesda conference on at 3am
fuck me
>>340287972
The parent company of From Software. All I know is they are pretty big and own other stuff too. It's the first time they are doing an E3 conference, I expect DaS3 DLC and From's new IP there.
>>340287972
Japanese publisher who recently acquired From. Presumably they'll be publishing From's subsequent multiplat stuff when they've completed their contract with Sony.
>>340287787
>Kadokawa
I thought someone was just memeing earlier but what could they ever show? Or it's just FromSoft showing things?
>Square-Enix announces Gex 4
Who's fucking hyped?
>>340287917
>>340287368
>>340286805
>Phil Spencers face
WHY IS HIS CONFIDENCE SO FUCKING PUNCHABLE
>>340288083
Nobody knows, really. it's weird.
I won't even be able to watch it, fuck.
will ds3's dlc be shown?
>>340287856
Muh fellow Crashbro
>>340288002
And you know this how? Not trying to be a dick but I don't wanna get my hopes up.
>>340288174
I'd be surprised if it wasn't shown.
>>340288213
MS confirmed it in their imitative, it will be part of their Win 10 push, Xbox is becoming a platform as opposed to just one console, Xbox will be their dedicated hardware, but Windows 10 will be the system tying everything together, so if you want to play Recore on Xbox, you can, if you want to play it on PC you can, it'll be crossbuy and crossplay tying it together.
>>340288174
Obviously, & maybe the rpg exclusive we've heard months ago as well.
>>340288341
initiative*
but yeah, Halo 5 CG+Forge and Halo Wars 2 are definitely coming with crossplay
Repostan.
>>340286973
RDR was a piece of mediocrity. Especially the ending.
>>340288086
>Gex spends the whole game making Bane jokes and referencing the new Ghostbusters movie
no thanks
>>340287801
What? You mean release date? It's already been announced for early 2017 release.
>>340288213
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/05/halo-5-online-multiplayer-forge-mode-are-coming-to-windows-10-for-free/
This is the Halo 5 for Windows 10.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/microsoft-still-no-plans-to-bring-full-halo-5-to-p/1100-6440039/
Halo Wars 2 for Windows 10
Pretty much the xbox platform is expanding. In exchange, the Xbox is going to be able to run store built applications, such as emulators and whatnot. Hell the recent preview update for Xbox already has this feature but it's locked out for more testing + e3 reveal.
Pic related is Spoticast, a WIndows 10 app that someone got running on their Xbox before they got locked out of it.
I don't know how Microsoft could fuck up, Xbone Scorpio will likely be able to max out 1080p games, Windows 10 integration, Crossplay/Crossbuy, actual games that people might want to play, hololens. This is their year I think.
Not up to date, but IDGAF
>>340288587
>Posts a fucking frog to try and prove me wrong
Frogposters are the dumbest, I swear. Predictable ending, vast emptiness with fuckall to do, generic 3rd person shooting - why was it so great again? Solely because it was the Wild West?
>>340288746
Also, in this picture you can see the windows store is being merged with the xbox store.
Note the supported processors listing.
What WILL remain exclusive is any Xbox 360 BC games and possibly original xbox titles.
>>340288341
>>340288746
And you don't need to own a kekbox?
>>340288846
just dont do kinect and whatever you do, dont mention conker
microsoft cant do conker, they can do killer instinct, they can do battletoads, but for some reason they just love raping conker
>>340288002
Does halo 6 really have a chance to be announced already?
>>340288930
No, but you need to upgrade to Windows 10, get the anniversary update, and have a Microsoft account.
Think you can handle that?
>>340287787
Sorry for the stupidity but Square definitely is getting a show then, right? I keep hearing No from others but now I see this.
>>340288930
Nope you wont need to own an Xbox
You dont need a Steam Machine to play Steam games, you wont need an Xbox to play Xbox games (only difference is that Xbox will still have the normie audience buying the hardware, and if they dont, they can easily pivot to Win10 PC for good)
Its one platform from now on basically, PC is Xbox, Xbox is PC
Could be the best or worst E3 because I don't know what big things they will pull this year, maybe a lot of them, maybe nothing.
The E3 has been awful for years but atleast its still fun to shit on it as a collective.
>>340288871
>Erases NX things
>But keeps Zelda NX launch game
Wew
>>340288930
You wont need to own the Xbox console, but you'll need to play on the Xbox platform
Halo isnt going to Steam
>>340289119
Yes.
>Kamiya at the Microsoft conference
I cant fucking wait
My favourite dev
>>340286495
bideo games
>>340289368
Confirmed? Or just speculation?
>>340289396
Name the last Microsoft conference that mentioned TV
>>340289234But it is
>>340288871
>>340288485
>>340287917
Who even makes these templates anyway?
>>340288984
>They can do killer instinct
Yes, they fucking can
Best game this gen
>>340289438
If Scalebound is up, he'll be there.Then he will make an angry tweet at M$ again for using him as a face for marketing.
>>340289450
E3 2016 - 1?
>>340289514
Some random anon.
>>340289621
Then he'll be taking a picture with phil spencer smiling like nothing happened
Dear Santa, I want:
-Dishonored 2 gameplay footage
-Hitman Thailand gameplay footage
-At least one new original IP with a cool concept and gameplay footage that is coming out this year
>>340289734
>-At least one new original IP with a cool concept and gameplay footage that is coming out this year
Chances are low. This is the generation of milking and remastering.
>>340289734
>-Dishonored 2 gameplay footage
Your wish will be granted.It's going to be awful
>>340289734
>At least one new original IP with a cool concept and gameplay footage that is coming out this year
>>340287189
Did you want to DIE?
>>340286495
I'm really looking forward to that new Wild Guns game they announced a few weeks ago
>>340289734
>Hitman
Would it make them go bankrupt to have natives speak their language?
>>340287729
>Tfw I don't own an xbone or PS4, but I watch both shows because most of the games shown will still be available to me
>>340287189
Already done
>>340287189
We need to make a infographic before E3. I think we had this last year?
>>340289886
>mark pacini actually directing a proper game again
>japanese publisher
Why did it have to be inafune?
How high are the chances this will be as good as Metroid Prime?
>>340287189
>Down all of the drink you have if DR4 is announced and it has frank as the MC and isn't shit.
>>340287787
>Square Enix doing something fucking tomorrow
Oh shit nigger are we getting KH3 footage tomorrow or is it just Dude Sex?
>>340290089
Microsoft's
>>340289925
Don't be a pussy
>>340287972
They also own Grasshopper so I expect some Let it Die footage
>>340290273
KH2.8 trailer at least. Most likely release date (probably around Oct-nov like the other games)
>>340290282
Nintendo's
Drinking game instructions:comfytheatre co uk/drinking
>>340288902
this is one of the worst post i`ve ever seen
>>340286495
>WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
nothing. US p5 release is already pushed to February. Mainly here for fails/cringe.
>WHAT DOES YOUR E3 COMFYSTATION LOOK LIKE
Bed and a laptop
>WHAT KIND OF SNACKS YOU GETTING
Beer and homemade nachos
>>340290160
Inafune is barely involved, it could still be alright
>>340290503
This is one of the worst counter-arguments I've ever seen.
Dreams
>halo 3 PC
>age of empires 4
>half life
Hopes
>next elder scrolls doesn't look like total shit
>SC6
>kojimas new game doesn't look like total shit
Expectations
>EAs whole presentation is a shitty advert for their boring games
>new zelda looks shit
>M$ nothing but minecraft and crackdown and other shite
>Sony with VR crap
>>340286495
SQUEENIX WHERE
>>340290549
I am just saying the building stones for a new Metroid Prime are there and Inafune would be the one to fuck that up.
>>340289396
I can smell your greasy PCfat just by reading that card.
>>340290406
>no Ubisoft
You had one job. Ubisoft is the presentation where You have shitton of opportunities
>>340290642
Busy shitting on your fav
>>340290642
SE doesn't have a conference this year, instead they are doing their usual all day livestreams.
>>340289698
And then he'll go off on another tangent about Inafune before claiming it's all an misunderstanding and that they're actually still homies.
>>340290679
I own PS4, and I take a shower twice a day. LMAOING at Your life faggot
>>340290737
Drinking games have always strictly been for first party presentations only.
>>340290737
There used to be a Ubisoft one but it got too memey
>>340289617
I wish this game wasn't W10 exclusive on PC.
I can never mention it without getting called a Microsoft shill
>>340286943
>>340287787
>>340289307
Alright then, thanks for the info. Can't fix the date on the top but here's the final version of this template bullshit.
>>340290861
>>340290871
Fine. I guess people would die at Ubi show.
>>340290620
>Dreams
>>halo 3 PC
Download Halo Online, its been a thing for months now.
>>340290832
>I own PS4
Like, you wanted to improve your position but you made it even worse.
>mfw phil has become the new gaben
Thats what you get when you release nothing but fucking chinkgames and DLC valve
>>340290953
So I can't defend myself against some /v/irgin conspiracy theories?
>>340290048
Fuck that noise. It's hard enough to listen to the dialogue when it's drowned out and from afar as it is. Don't go native.
>>340289685
Can that random anon make a version including both Kadokawa and the PC Gaming Show?
>>340290925
Welp, later I'll have to copy paste all my old card.
Will Blizzard deliver?
>>340291054
How long do you think he has before he becomes the villain?
So, what's the list of things already leaked/surprises ruined?
>Microsoft's hardware plans, namely Scorpio and Oculus
>Deadrising 4
>Injustice 2
>CoD
>Fifa 16
Anything else?
>>340290925
>>340291289
Oh, totally missed that. Thanks, anons.
>>340291310
>Young Halo
>>340291467
Watchdogs 2
Will Satan be there?
>>340291252
They will deliver the thiccness.
>>340291310
I dont think phil himself will ever be evil, but MS is incredibly vulnerable to bullshit tactics
>>340291565
Nah, EA dropped it.
>>340291054
>this is what philcucks actually believe
>>340291252
>>340291593
Blizzard confirmed a while back that they won't be at E3 this year.
>>340291526
True that, ruined by RayBan's marketing.
>>340291565
Nice looking stuis and money will come to You but only if You post "Thanks Satan"
>>340291310
I give him until Scorpio, he'll go power mad
>>340291750
Well they have their own con after all.THICC
>>340291815
r8 my shitty image editing skills
>>340291054
>people actually believe this
Xbots are some of the most delusional people on Earth.
>>340291467
Scorpio probably won't show up outside of a hint on a t-shirt.
>>340291467
>fifa16
what
>>340292020
phil is nowhere near as memeworthy, but he's definitely the most likeable
reminder that Square isn't at e3 and deus ex gameplay demo is shown off in 24 hours
>>340292082
>likeable
No. No corporate shill will ever be likable. Gabe is fucking shit.
>>340291965
Oh fuck. I totally forgot about Bannerlord. Thanks senpai.
>>340291867
8 Tflops of madness
>>340292270
It's sad someone had the audacity to make this. Xbox is fucking dogshit.
>>340292452
You are very, very upset
>>340292529
Nah, Microsoft just sucks.
>>340292452
>the audacity
yes how dare he make a gif amongst all the kaz hirai cocksucking
fuckboy
>Guaranteed that Sony will spend 20 minutes talking about TV then a 20 minute COD demo and /v/ never mentions it
Predictaboo
>>340292082
>likeable
>>340292626
The Scorpio implies Microsoft is returning to pre-360-era Microsoft, which is a good thing for both Xbots and PCfags. If Microsoft really is wiping out all of Mattricks mistakes then people should be happy.
>>340290406
>global E3 rules (applies to all events)
That's bullshit, the treehouse runs longer than the rest and has way more hosts per screen.
>>340293078
>Assblasted Sonyegro cries because no one spams kaz memes any more
>>340292452
Holy shit. I've never seen someone so mad at an inoffensive gif.
>>340293271
Only neogaffers are ligit scared Microsoft might return to be great.
>>340293340
Careful, he might get triggered enough to start spamming his memes like xcuck, xqueer and xfag because he's angry companies compete against Sony and sony is his entire life
>>340293324
>implying I give a fuck about a guy who hasn't been in charge of the PS brand for years
Go back to your spunk-covered Phil shrine, virgin
>tfw going to a huge villa in portugal from the 12th of june to the 19th amazing weather and huge pool and a short walk to montenegro but i'm gutted i'll be missing the e3 bants because no wifi
Wtf is wrong with me ?
>>340286728
That's... Ok. I guess. For some weeks I was sure they would only show Zelda.
Knowing there's more makes me more chill.
>e3 2006 was 10 years ago
>>340293717
>memes
Look, I'll post a Shu meme to get you started :)
a new Medievil game would make me cry
>>340293886
>implying i'm a sonygger
oh dear
xbox virgins really aren't aware of much outside of their safe space
Does anyone know what that E3 Live public event is?
>>340294090
>Still manages to get triggered like one
top kek
>prey 2 rebranded in the style of system shock
Bethesda would win e3 just for this
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/06/07/rumor-skyrim-remaster-prey-2-wolfenstein-2-evil-within-2-to-be-announced-at-e3
I can't wait for Sony to curb stomp Microsoft yet again.
>>340294421
cos we all think you xbox virgins are a pack of faggots
again, your safe space, very unaware. my condolences.
>>340294189
What?
>>340286495
so is sony the only one which is going to reveal something big enough ?
>>340294463
>skyrim-remaster
Oh no
>>340294582
http://www.e3livela.com/
They're having a public event this year.
>>340294554
>"I-I-I'm not a sonyfag!"
>Still gets triggered by people talking about other consoles or laughing at Sony
Keep memeing, fuckboi :^)
>>340294090
>not a sonygger
>proceeds to randomly target one of 3 of its enemies that is rare on /v/
Wew lad, back to NeoGaf with you
>>340294603
Uh, no.
>>340286495
>persona 5 release date
Might want to take that off.
Xbots should be out in concentration camps and gassed, desu
>>340294090
>really arent aware of much outside of their safe space
Much like nyggers targeting platforms randomly because everyone hates them when theyre outside of the hugbox that is neogaf.
>>340290925
Here's one: clarify the SE conference is a Deus Ex one.
>>340294728
>>340294753
oh mates. you're a laughing stock.
reality's gonna hit you like a sack of phil's liquid shit which you'd probably eat up afterwards, fucking shills
>>340294753
>>340294728
Leave him alone. He is just trying to make us mad, so he can "prove" xbox fans are annoying.
Don't accept his mindless provocations. We are above them.
Skyrim Remaster is obviously only so Bethesda can push the console modding service.
New Wolfenstein would be hype though, New Order was one of the best linear shooters in years.
Anything from Capcom for E3?
Can we stop talking about Xbox, Nintendo and PC? They're all dead anyway.
Post about Sony only.
>>340286495
I'm hyped for Nioh
>>340295021
You win!
>I like Microsoft
>I like Nintendo
>I like PC
>I don't like Sony
>>340294708
Seems like a cheap presentation of E3. Nothing important maybe.
>>340286495
>Middle isnt a free spot
You clearly havent played bingo before have you anon
>>340295021
>xbox virgins
>not xbots
>still thinks xbots post commonly here after the NeoGaf shitstorm after e3 2013s NyggerDomination
You must be a summerfag.
>>340295086
capcom is a remaster company now, senpai. Best we can hope for is RE2 remake
>>340295335
oh yeah, you're right, it's just paid shills on contract now
>25 rupees have been deposited into your account
>>340295292
>merely pretending
>>340295067
>prove
Nigga I dont own an xbox, nyggers are just annoying as fuck its why everybody gangs up on them like a Sony bukkake sale
>>340295086
DeadRising 4
Maybe RE 7
Monster Hunter
>>340295451
>25 Rupees have been posted in my PSN account
OK, now what games do I buy with them?
So it's okay to like Microsoft now and hate on Sony?
Cool, I do like Botnet OS 10.
Anything new for the Vita at Sony's conference?
>>340295439
Bad taste/10
>>340295213
[NYGGER TRIGGER]
What can Sony possibly do to do be even better than last year?
>>340286943
>>340287787
>>340290925
>>340294986
Really busting my balls Anon, but here. Last time I'm doing this I swear this time.Maybe.
>>340295439
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>340295439
g8 b8 m4te
>>340295691
What was good about last year? 90% percent of the games they showed weren't even exclusive
.
>>340288002
Couldn't give 2 shits about Halo, but when the hell are they bringing Rare Replay to PC?
>>340295546
you could probably do with buying a book by Richard Starry. make another shill post if it's not enough, the direct debit into your account should get you the funds quick
>>340294687
yfw it will look like Fallout 4 akashit
>>340295592
Anon, I...
>>340295691
Less Kickstarter
>>340295763
You did great, anon. You may relief your balls now.
>>340295546
This, theres a difference between nyggers and Sonybros
Nyggers badmouth other platforms where sonybros dont care and talk about multiplats withe everyone else.
Its a shame nyggers are the vocal minority around here, they should fuck back off to NeoGaf.
>>340295785
But that only gets 50 rupees in my PSN account. What games can I get for that?
>>340295691
Actual games
>Scorpio is actually good
>Crossplay/Crossbuy between PC and Xbone
>Xbox UI for PC, basically Steam Big Picture Mode for Windows Store games
>minimal focus on gimmicks aside from VR, but VR scales with better hardware so it's not like that "takes away" from anything
>Glorious return of Rare
Microsoft is back
All I remember from the last E3 is all the laughs /v/ had when that gay as fuck wrestling game was being previewed.
>>340295631
>>340295769
>>340295772
T R I G G E R E D
>>340295763
Thanks for your hard work, anon.
>>340295387
>capcom is a remaster company now, senpai.I'm hoping they confirm that RE Outbreak HD rumor I've been hearing about. It's pretty much the only thing I'm excited for.
>>340295691
Like every other conference last year they can focus onwe're not xbox one but look at these same gimmicks
Or maybe they'll turn heel and actually offer real backwards compatibility instead of diving into our wallet for the couple of hours we put it in on them.
>>340295952
Im not sure if Xbox will win
But dear fuck, theyll do good
>>340295952
Still waiting on that summer date for Crackdown 3. I got monhun and crackdoen to look forward to this summer so I want no fuck ups.
>>340295775
>but when the hell are they bringing Rare Replay to PC?
It's called N64 emulator.
>>340286495
>ea/ubisoft/beth always show games that pop up on ms and sony conferences
>nintendo just has zelda
>cant remember the last time ms had a shocking announcement
>sony focusing on vr and posting all their killer announcements on their youtube page
This will be the most boring e3 ever.
>>340295905
>>340295567
>>340295213
>>340295147
Why do Sony fans fucking despise when people like anything else outside of Sony though?
>>340296389
>nintendo just has zelda
Actually, no.
>>340295763
Good job anon.Putting the Square Enix box in must been pain in the ass. I was the one who put the Kadokawa edit
>>340296389
>bethesdas conference will just be dlc for Doom and a teaser for the next 3 dlc for Fallout
Calling it. Dont expect anything elder scrolls until at least a year after next year or if beth is pulling a fallout then maybe next year a teaser will be put in.
I can't wait for the new Vita games to be announced.
>>340296462
Their simple mind can't grasp the idea of liking more than one thing at the same time.
Liking something else means not liking Sony, which is despicable.
>>340295691
Thats my fear, I dont belive they can top last year conference
>>340296653
About that, um.
>>340286495
>WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
Cringe and M E M E S
>WHAT DOES YOUR E3 COMFYSTATION LOOK LIKE
Like shit.
>WHAT KIND OF SNACKS YOU GETTING
Lots and lots of alcohol.
>>340289886
SHES NOT EVEN S H O U L D E R I N G I T
Give me some of that glorious Gravity Rush 2, baby. That's what I want to see most of all by far.
Otherwise I want to see Sucker Punchs new game, a Last Guardian release date, the Watch Dogs 2 announcement, some new IP announcements, and some oddball new games from Square Enix. Nier Automata stuff would be nice but that just recently had the concert so I doubt it'll be there.
Really though, the releases for the next year are already plenty for me so anything on top of what's been announced is awesome.
>>340291467
what the fuck is scorpio
>>340286963
probably
https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/News/150
>>340286495
>TLG actually becomes a real thing
But it is a real thing
>>340296462
We dont, those are the nyggers of the bunch. I dont care if others play on other platforms Im not underageb&. I got a PS4 because my friends got it, we were going xbone for a bit but then we decided to try Sony this go around because muh hype. All those nyggers that talk bad about other platforms are insecure about their purchase and need to put everything down so they can feel good about a purchase they arent too sure about.
>>340295691
Showing games that will come out in this lifetime
>>340286495
oh boy the ride's gonna be great this year. memes are forever baby.
>>340295567
>using chrome, firefox, or explorer
>complains about botnet
>>340296653
Every ps4 game is a vita game thanks to remote play.
>>340296607It honestly wasn't that hard, I just had to snip the box to pull it down and then I cloned the EA one and made it black while putting the Square and Deus Ex logo back in.Plus I like helping out all the Anons on here so it's whatever. I will say I feel like since so many edits have been made everyone is gonna be scrambled on versions to use.
>>340296853
Go away
>>340291467
Prey 2, if it ends up being real. DR4 if not
>>340296825
Like a real woman.
I can't wait for Nintendo to curbstomp everyone, just like the last 4 years.
>template gets updated while you're working on the image
Whatever it's nothing important to me
>>340297182
You're doing good work anon
>>340296972
Runs 6.0 tflops instead of ps4ks 4.2 tflops apparently.
>>340297315
I can't wait you to stop falseflagging.
>>340296462
Nintendo and PC are cool with me
What /v/'s prediction on who is going to have the worst conference?
>>340297446
Ubisoft, easily.
>>340297446
Ubisoft, since EA isn't doing a conference
>>340286805
>Lost Odyssey and Mistwalker say hi
Please lord... I know the chances are slim but let this one be real.
>>340297446
Ouya like every other year, its like they dont even show up its so bad.
>e3 starts on Sunday
how degenerate
>>340297339
Isnt scorpio supposed to be the next xbox while the K is a small upgrade and not the ps5?
>>340297315
How? With one game? Its over for nintendo, e3 will be their funeral.
>>340296972
supposedly the next xbox console. specs aren't confirmed (targeting 6TFs), late 2017, shares all exclusives with W10
>>340297446
Nintendo.
We won't see it but they will hold a conference after Sony wins and debate whether they should accept Sony's offer to buy them.
The big N will be a second party Sony studio by this time next year.
>>340297616
Ah ah, give a medal to this epic boy
>>340286805
>no scalebound on this bingo
Fuck man that game looks so good but Microdick is putting based Kamiya in the shit conferences.
>that feeling when no hunter of monsters V from capcom
>>340297571
Both are pretty much Console 1.5. I think both have a 2016 or 2017 release window.
>>340297727
Squeenix owns Mishief Makers?
>>340297987
>monster hunter ever not being mobile again
>monster hunter ever becoming a multiplat
>>340297202
He's a well known Vita shill. Probably just a spoiled kid with a lot of free time.
I forgot Nier and probably a bunch of other stuff.
>>340297996
Thought it was 2016 for the K and was an upgrade and 2017 for the Scorpio and it was the next box. Hopefully E3 actually clears these rumors up seeing as they have been going on for fucking months
>>340298004
SHAKE SHAKE
>>340297616
>his neogaf account is banned for 24 hours
What happened? Did you said that Uncharted 4 was a 9.5/10? Poor anon.
>>340297337
Lovely card/10
>>340298004
Oops, nope. I guess Enix published it in Japan so it threw me off. Fixed that.
>>340295738
You like new stuff. Gr8 taste
>>340298219
Skorpio is a placeholder name, like a codename for a project. Its more of a version type than a new console since if they released it like it was a NEXT next gen console there would be a shitstorm, and they know that.
>>340289647
>>340289647
2013. It's been three years since they last mentioned TV.
>>340289396
>Todd Lied
Hype levels based on a mix of games + the cringe + the ensuing shitstorm on /v/
Who's ready for console VR
>>340298526
>Todd Lied
Impossible!
>>340297876
Scalebound is on there
>>340298626
Lovin' Sony, huh? Good choice.
>>340298626
>Ape Escape
This please.
>>340299016
They at least announce some interesting multiplats
Also the shitstorm on /v/ is fun to watch.
>>340299016
Sony is fucking shit
Go to GAF
>>340295691
Actual, decent Vita games. Or a software update that lets you add multiple accounts.
>>340299379
Shut up.
>>340299459
Sorry.
It's just...they're so good and it makes me angry.
>>340287856
Updated it a bit. Happy for now.
>>340299669
>>340299459
nice samefag
>>340299907
I honestly expect nothing good to be announced
>>340300241
Expectations in check/10
It's ironic how squilliamposting was more active during the past three months than now that there are few days left.
Here's mine
>>340301331
>NX
lmaoing at your life
>>340287189
>Take a sip for every minute of gameplay that is wholly uninteresting
>take a sip for every trailer you don't give a shit about
>take a sip for any IP that immediately looks generic AF
there ya go, godspeed
>>340287903
Definitely, here's hoping for more focus on motion gaming, more kinect, amirite?
>>340301674
And then, anon slapped into a coma.
>>340301674
>take a sip everytime woman walks onto the stage
This
>>340301084
I confess that I made a lot of squilliam threads but stopped completely when Nintendo announced their plans.
>>340301778
>YFW Sony will try promote Playstation Move as the second coming yet again years after motion controls are dead
>YFW E3 is so shit they are promoting failed Wiimote clones years after the motion control fad died
>Then they will talk about TV for 30 minutes
>Guaranteed COD demo
>Neogaf will still flood /v/ and claim Sony "won" even the new Crash Bandicoot is a toys to life multiplat
>>340302175
Good photoshop but you can't trick a veteran like me.
>>340302178
That's a shame. As an idort, I can feel your pain but at the same time I am sad for all those people that liked Squilliam but not Nintendo.
>>340302406
It's not a trick, only a manifestation of my heart
>>340302556
I know.
I like E3 as a whole but Nintendo's conference/Digital Event was always the part I looked forward the most. Last year they crushed all my hopes, but I thought this year with the NX we would see the light at the end of the tunnel.
So when they announced the No-NX-no-new-games-Zelda-only event I lost all my hype. I'm still making Squilliam edits though, and I will still watch every conference I can with /v/.
>>340302841
I guess you'll have to wait when they are done with Ni no Kuni 2.
>>340297530
But they are, stupid.
>>340303298
>no-new-games-Zelda-only
Not to sound deluded but they never said they weren't going to show new games, pretty much they never actually said the show was only about Zelda.
In any case, we will have to wait the NX Event later this year to see something hype-worthy.
>>340287856
>There are people who want an irrelevant 90's Mascot platformer Sonic clone back
Why not kickstart Boogerman again, why don't you
i'm going to be IN montreal at the canadian grand prix when the EA press conference is happening
FUCK!!!
>Scalebound PC confirmed
>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Official Mother 4 / 3 localized
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>PS4 online multiplayer free
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>Final Fantasy XV proven to not suck
>TimeSplitters 4
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>2D Castlevania
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Summoner reboot
>F-Zero sequel
>WoW vanilla servers
>Okami 2
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to directing Ninja Gaiden for 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Banjo Threeie
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>Another Souls-like spinoff by Miyazaki
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Backlog of Treasure developed games get localized
>Dark Cloud 3
>Digimon Re:Digitize localization announced
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Creative Assembly promises to stop sucking
>Red Dead sequel
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage
>>340303853
I'll piss on your grave.
>>340286495
>what are you looking forward to?
Nothing. Gaming is dead. /v/ mods and homosexual reviewers killed it.
>>340303924
I wish I was busy too during the EA presentation.
>>340293831
What was tip top in 2006 E3?
Literally anything. Please.
>>340304069
Bubsy the Bobcat or Aero the Acrobat are more relevant than Crash "annualised mediocre shovelware franchise" Bandipoop
>>340304065
Are you that faggot who still hasn't been disillusioned by reality, or are u just keeping ur hopes up while still dying inside
>>340304475
Never EVER
>mfw PCfag
>mfw absolutely loving the upgraded consoles coming to E3 this year
Best possible outcome for us PC players. The floor just got raised and that's a wonderful thing. This means that devs won't have to downgrade multiplats as much to cater to consoles, because the consoles will be more powerful.
>>340295147
>final result not being nintendo
kek
fuck all those leaks
you destroy all the hype faggots
>>340286495
Oh, wow, its E3 season again. I didn't know. Now that I know, I'm still not sure I can get myself to care.
>>340304662
None of the shit that's leaked has been anything promising anyway.
>>340304508
I'll pray satan to rape you and your family, physically and spiritually.
>>340304065
You're quite the optimist, anon.
>>340304065
What a beautiful world you envision
>>340295439
Found the Sonygger
>>340304601
Sorry friend, new games still have to run on the old consoles
>>340304601
Delusion
>>340304574
>Aisha Tylor dies on stage
no his expectations are 100% serious and grounded in reality
>>340304745
Oh shit, that's lame. This turly is the generation of remasters.
>>340304763
Gonna savor your tears when Activision gets Robomodo to shit out Crash Bandicoot 4
>>340304601
The games will still be the same tard.
fuck consoles
>>340289396
>not including fromsoft
Cardinal sin right there. They will reveal the DLC for DS3- which is objectively always the best part of the game.
>>340304905
That's irrelevant, retard. When PS3 and PS4 was both being developed for, they didn't give PC players the PS3 version.
>>340304926
>>340305082
Idiocy.
>>340286495
FUCK YEAH
gonna watch the first two with bros, then the next day we gonna have an all day lan party and e3 viewing, complete with bbq
Pretty hype
>>340290925
>>340291965
>>340295439
>>340295763
>>340295738
>No fucking fromsoft?
WHAT THE FUCK OP?
>>340304475
nah fuck off
>>340305661
That's Kadokawa actually, Anon.
>>340304475
SE has been supporting the Vita more than even Sony has.
>>340305434
You're fucking stupid
PS4K games will literally just be PS4 games with higher resolution and framerate
You seriously think that devs are going to make completely different games for slightly more powerful consoles?
>>340286973
Don't worry we will get a black cowboy/bounty hunter like django, it'll be based in the south and you will be hunting the evil white men who killed raped whatever your family wife etc
2016
The year of
>Coming in 2017
>yfw ValveACTUALLY ANNOUNCES ONE FUCKING GAME ALREADY
>>340306139
How can you be so ignorant of developing games and be so fucking arrogant? What a fucking retard lol.
Devs can obviously develop for the PS4k and PC and then downgrade it appropriately from there for the PS4. It's not that hard, champ.
>>340307492
You mean, THAT game.
>>340307591
It's still going to be a piece of shit built for consoles
>>340286943
What the hell is Kadokawa and why is it there when they don't have a conference?
>>340304601
Except for the 70 million people who already have the weak versions of the consoles, more than half of whom probably won't upgrade
>>340308665
I was going to tell you but since google is two clicks away, fuck you.
Hopes:
interesting games
release dates
hype
someone finally making games for VR
fun in /v/ stream
Expectations:
shitty games
vague teasers
Qualcomm-tier cringefest
nobody caring about VR
fun in /v/ stream
>>340308665
They own From Software & they do have something going on at the same time as E3. By the way >>340295763 is more updated.
>>340308903
All I can see there is some literally who company making shit for weeaboos without their own e3 conference, which is what those cards are about.
>>340308665
weeaboo shit
>>340309146
Then not only you don't want to use google but you can't use google at all.
Don't breed.
Can't be bothered to make new one.
>>340304065
>Stalker 2
Fuck you. Some wounds never heal.
>>340288485
Updated
>>340310021
Man, if only there was a way to filter people that still honestly clinge on the stupid hope to see the NX at E3.
>>340310521
not everyone autistically follows all nintendo related news anon
>>340310601
It's not even a matter of following Nintendo news. People are saying it for a month non stop. It's more a matter of not reading at all.
>>340310832
I dont even visit /v/ anymore, im just here for e3
>>340286805
>Age of Empires 4
If only, anon, if only.
>>340310947
Well, now you know it. Better this way.
>>340287223
Lets hope that happens
For those who want it :https://www.change.org/p/zenimax-media-inc-contract-obsidian-entertainment-for-future-fallout-games
I can't even think of a game I want announced, this current games industry just disappoints me. Any games that I did enjoy in the past that get a reboot will be nothing be shit with microtransctions and season passes. fuck it and fuck this world
>>340311184
>Scorpio and PS4K in red
Why?
>>340311320
> actually supporting console upgrades
>>340311402
Because they are a plus for PCbros.
>>340295439
>mature games for mature gamers such as myself
>people unironically think Bethesda will announce TES VI
you people are hopeless
>>340311402
>Supporting
Wow, chill. I just find them an interesting topic.
Besides, since I still didn't buy neither a PS4 or a Bone, I am very interested in these upgrades.
>>340311779
>not even a year after F4
Please, no one is that silly.
>>340286495
I can't wait to see what audiovisual atrocity Ubisoft is going to commit this year. They are completely unable to host a sane press conference.
>>340312156
Frenchies are crazy, man.
>>340286897
says the frogposter
>>340311402
If the rumors are true, and Scorpio is about a GTX 970 and the PS4 NEO is about the GTX 960, than 1080p/60fps will finally be the gold standard for console. PCfags have been waiting for this forever, it's about fucking time.
Add The Evil Within 2 to that list of ruined surprises at E3.
>>340311402
>console users against technological progress as usual
>>340312753
I'm a PC Gamer m8
#1 I just do not like the idea of console upgrades because consoles are a waste of money in the first place and console plebs will eat this up which encourages them to do it mor
>>340312434
>>340312753
Except it also makes people buy the same console twice.
>>340312905
Yeah just like upgrading my GPU is buying a PC twice. Fuck off
>>340312905
If one was so stupid to buy a gen 8 turd in the first place, yes.
>>340312994
m8 fuck off retard
>>340312869
It's a positive though for PC. Multiple consoles will mean devs will be forced to scale their game well, which translates to better scaled PC ports.
>>340312905
Nobody is forcing you to buy the upgrade though. It's not a gen jump it's a hardware upgrade.
Where my Let It Die bros at?
>>340313261
Waiting for Lily Bergamo
>>340313202
>Implying those jews won't be making games exclusively for the upgraded versions
Just when I thought Jewish shittier gimmicks were done after motion control and 3D, we have VR.
>>340313517
No company would allow that, they'd be shooting themselves in the foot. That's like having certain games run only on Nvidia cards. Oh wait
>>340313662
Finally, someone with a brain.
>>340313517
Sony and Microsoft won't allow pure exclusives, however I wuldn't be surprised if some games run like shit because they're not optimized for the older consoles.
>>340304475
World of final fantasy is coming to the vita.
>>340313662
My main concern is that the advent of VR causes more games to take longer to develop and more resources being put into graphics. This cycle of diminishing graphical returns can't keep up for much longer. Smaller, AA titles are going to start disappearing.
>>340312905
Honestly, after the Fallout 4 modding disaster I don't really care about console owners getting fucked by Microsoft and Sony.
>>340313662
>>340314284
t. someone who has never experienced VR porn.
>>340313662
>he hasn't fucked his waifu while wearing a Vive
I agree it's useless for gaming at the moment but this is just the beginning of something magnificent
>>340315042
Again with this crap excuse of an argument.
>>340315736
It's not an excuse it's a fact.
>>340315042
>2009
>3D is shit and a fad
>wow dude have you never tried 3D porn? it's the future!
The rest is history.
>>340315987
>3D is porn is amazing!
Said one guy that one time he was paid for it
>VR porn is amazing!
Said literally everyone who ever tried it.
>>340315970
I did try it. In multiple occasions. VR is overrated crap. But what the point? You'll keep grasping at straws and tell me I didn't try it. Like all VR apologists on earth.
HEY OVER HERE
I'm gauging interest, so reply if you're interested.
I have a very small/slightly shitty stream that I run once a year for E3.
There will be shenanigans, movies between conferences, and the viewer cap is 50. Why? Because E3 steams get packed every year. If you actually want to see what you and everyone else is typing, small streams allow that to happen.
I know everyone and their grandmother streams E3, but this will be /v/ only and first come first serve for a spot in the chat. However if no one is interested in watching it this year, I might as well not do it.
I'm gauging interest now so if people do want to come, I can post the link, you can bookmark the site, and come over when E3 starts.
So what's the consensus?
>>340317175
I'm ok with that. Shoot.
>>340317310
cool but one person isn't much
I'll come back in 30 minutes to see if anyone else is interested
>MS hawking their shit suddenly appearing
Looking forward to Philshills getting completely buttfucked again
And there's rscottyg still pretending he isn't an Xcuck, poor little faggot. :^)
>>340317175
Count me in.
>>340317951
You are one that picks console wars very seriously, right? Wew.
>>340317696
>E3 2016
>Microsoft gets on stage
>They announce that Halo 6 will be free for all PC users
>The installer can be downloaded from their website or on Steam.
>At 10pm, the game unlocks.
>Select a language, etc.
>Installer runs for a few minutes
>computer shuts off
>w-what
>monitor glow returns
>Welcome to Windows 10!
>>340318016
>>340317310
ok I'll ask in other threads and see what happens, so I don't lose you guys before you or this thread disappears, here's a pastebin with the link
http://pastebin.com/jRBcPWH2
see you on sunday, show up early I'll probably show movies before the conference
>>340289886
My god fuck off with this chickenwinging, fuck
>>340318842
forgot my comment
>>340318934
Neato.
SOON, LADS
>>340317175
And for anyone that see's this post
the link is in this post:
>>340318934
In case I'm not here to see someone ask. I'm just browsing /v/.
Later
Do people still do E3 forts? If so, post them shits
does someone have that picture of the conferences and their times/dates?
Screencap this, WB is gonna have the best lineup at E3.
>>340317696
A 2ds is less than a third of the price of your graphics card pc fag.
So Microsoft's goal is to get people to install W10 instead of buying an Xbone?
>>340320421
Works for me. PC is much better than the Xbone.
Not entirely because of PC being good (which it is), mind you, but also because the Xbone is horrible fucking horseshit with barely any games worth caring about
>>340317696
>W-who?
Kadokawa, they own From Software. You know, Dark Souls and stuff.
>>340320723
I'm baffled by the general ignorance of this board. And the total lack of google skills.
>>340319968
The creator of L.A. Noire had a game called Whore of the Orient, announced years ago, that I think was supposed to be published by WB.
>>340320908
It's actually pretty funny since I've posted what they are like 3 times now in the thread even.
>>340306361
You act as though I'm not ok with this? Give me post-slavery and add some more natives and it could be a neat counter-part to Redemption.
>>340321090
Same thing with Nintendo and them not showing the NX. You can write it hundreds of times, people will still refuse to read and acknowledge it.
>>340312261Hey, don't lump all of us with them. They're crazy.
>>340289886
wow i forgot that game exists
>>340287635
>Viva Pinata 3
I like you
>>340321797
thank you
>Konami hates P.T so much that they make the console obsolete to get rid of it forever.
FORTS FORTS FORTS
>>340322241
Man, with these hot temperatures, I'd never go inside that trap. Unless there's something fresh inside.
>>340322445
AC my dude
>>340289253
It's going to Windows
Oh well
slightly updated mine but cant be bother to fill in the new one
>>340323408
Spotted the Todd
more forts
>mfw everyone totally forgot about The Fractured But Whole
>>340286943
I already made mine, so the template's a bit different. Might shift it to yours if I have the time.
>>340323646
Fuck off underage mobileposter.
>WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
Nothing. E3 has sucked for years.
>WHAT DOES YOUR E3 COMFYSTATION LOOK LIKE
Just a wood desk with two monitors so I can watch the dumpster fire on one and take notes about the dumpster fire on another.
>WHAT KIND OF SNACKS YOU GETTING
Don't know yet.
>>340323581
> tfw cannot make a fort
>>340323646
>The Fractured Butt hole
ehehehehehe
>>340286943
>Not this template
You get more room.
>>340323765
You might want to update it, there won't be any NX news at E3.
>>340323906
You also lack Square Enix's Deus Ex show & Kadokawa's From Software stuff.
>>340323842
>chairs
>pillows
>blankets
its not that deep, anon
>>340324018
I didn't make the template, some anon did. Blame him.
>>340323963
Ah, thanks for the update
>>340324065
I don't have enough chairs m8
>>340324143
use couch
>>340290615
Nobody wants to prove your opinion wrong because you're deluded enough to believe it.
>>340324081
Based on the filename I assumed that, I was just pointing out how that template isn't as good due to that, that's all.
>>340304065
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
HA
>>340317175
Might be fun. Count me in.
No new thread? t's over?
New Alice game fucking when?
>>340288152
>>340287465
look at his hands
inside he's terrified
imagine an orgy in one of these
Bump limit, guys, it was fun.
>>340325109
sounds uncomfortably warm.
>>340325346
we can have a cold shower after ;)
>>340325486
>Good NX
>Bad NX
More like "no NX at all".
>>340286943
>actually expecting anything from this shitfest
Only setting yourself up for disappointments
>>340325596
I made this before they announced their E3 plans sadly