Save the upcoming E3 in under five words.
New soulslike announced by Fromsoftware
>>340267064
One punch man by platinum
>>340267118
save not ruin
Hideo Kojima anal.
>>340267064
Skyrim Remake Is Out Now
>>340267187
You fucking pussy, world needs more souls games
Minecraft, DOTA and TF2 clones
Mostly sequels and cinematic experiences
>>340267064
too boring; didn't watch
gas leak
>>340267064
"There is no E3"
>>340267064
Can't be saved. Enjoy disappointment.
you can climb the mountains
>>340267064
more than 100 new pokemon
>>340267064
Mediocre lineup but hillarious blunders
>>340267064
Niggers tongue my anus.
Gotcha Force for the 3DS
Another Konami Press Conference
>>340267227
No it doesn't
>>340267118
no thanks
>>340267064
FFXV PC exclusive
Dishonored 2 gameplay trailer
>>340267064
Nintendo releases free uncensor patches.
Crash Bandicoot by Retro Studios
Crackdown 3 released on PC
no indie and sport games
>>340267064
Final Fantasy Tactics 2 PC
>>340267064
Microsoft, Sony, and that's it
No more videogames
>>340267064
Third game of MGSV trilogy.
Half Life 3 never ever
>>340267064
Who cares? I'm fapping.
>>340267064
Mario World OnlinePC included
>>340267064
legacy wow servers
ISIS suicide bombing
>>340267064
Dreamcast 2 out this year
get off the vent
The Return of Naomi Kyle
>>340267064
PEGGLE 3
>>340267064
Sony: "Consoles were a mistake"
Half Life 3 PC never
>>340267064
New Crash Bandicoot
all conferences cosplay konami 2010
>>340267315
>>340267316
Go fucking play your cinematic expiriences you pussies
Jet set radio2
Kept you waiting, huh?
Seriously though, fucking love ponies
>>340267064
Nintendo goes third party
>>340267064
no new games, go home
Fucking rad Supergiant Games game
Free baby goats for everyone.
All companies bankrupt instantly
Pokemon Gois IOS exclusive
Valve apologizes for Portal.
>Under 5 words
>Retards using 5 (five) words
Did any of you pass math in school?
TES 6: SKYRIM 2
New, quality video games.
It's a comical trainwreck.
>>340267786
You can't tell me what to do, fuck you.
>>340267064
New game is announced, it'sa remake, release or a similar of an old game.
Subpar graphical increase, functional decrease added features behind paywall such as DLC/seasonal.
Online only
Order from gamestop* to enable black text
*Black text does not abide by us law yet will sue you if you read it.
Batteries sold separately.
ZoE reboot as a mobile franchise
A
Disappointing
Pile
Of
Shit
At this point, gallows humour
>>340267938
ZoEPachiSlot
>>340267786
>tips abacus
>OP says UNDER five words
>Everyone uses more
>/v/ in charge of pre-school-tier mathematics
I used to think that picture claiming /v/ had an average IQ of 80 was bullshit, but now I'm not so sure.
Paper Mario has been redesigned.
>>340267064
"Gameplay instead of pre-rendered trailers"
>>340267118
>Fromsoftware
Two words, disqulified.
And to think you could just have removed new or announced...
You can do anything!
PSVR exclusive Arena Shooter
>>340267786
It is generally acceptable when somebody says "describe x in under y words" to instead describe it in y and fewer.
You would know this if you didn't live in the third world and/or were not autistic.
Hi.
>>340268025
I don't give a flying fuck about your limitations, buddy
>>340267786
It is of common knowledge that when someone says "under x words" they are also meaning "same or under"
Get out of the basement once in a while
>>340267064
Everyone makes good games.
Easy.
>>340268025
And you are disqualified too because you can't even read. OP said under five words, even if Fromsoftware is counted as one he still failed.
>>340267227
Maybe but not by one single dev.
Their inability to improve much without competition gets ever more obvious, DS3 and BB still are fraught with the same problems from DeS.
A miserable pile of memes.
>>340267064
The Last of Us 2
>>340267064
MGS 6 , Uncharted 5
>>340268105
But other devs a shit. Look at Lords Of The Fallen and Nioh
>>340267064
We will be cancelling E3.
>>340268104
yeah, okay.
But I can´t be disqualified because I did not enter the challenge, and you can´t disqualify a critic.
You can climb that mountain
>>340267064
Developing Dragon's Dogma Dos
Monster Hunter 5 for PC
wan mirrion troops
RNG on screen, dubs get.
>>340267747
Idk if you know but they announced a new game not too long ago
>>340267064
ShrekSouls by From Software.
You can do anything.
No more video games.
EDF made by capcom
>>340268212
Want to fuck that bunny.
>>340267064
Electronic arts commits mass suicide
>>340267064
You can fuck MorganWebb
VR VR VR, VIRTUAL REALITY, HTV VIVE VIVE BUY INTO THE HIVE, OCULUS RIFT 6.5, VR, PS4 VR, PS 4.5 for VR, XBOX 1.5 VR
>>340267786
This guy raped on stage
"Video Games were a mistake."
Spoken in unison by every prominent/successful figure in the industry, they would then stop.
Japanese-made Lost Planet
Its Ridge Racer!
RIIIIIIDGE RACER
>>340267064
Resident Evil. Forced perspective.
No rehashes, no sequels
>>340267064
Konami's dead, IP's for sale
girlwood
"KEIJI INAFUNE - LIVE SEPPUKU"
Dad finally comes home.
Nier Automata Release Date
Kojima Presents: Quiet Mountains
Nintendo quitting the console business
>>340268467
>>340267064
Mr Caffeine replaces Aisha
>>340267064
Super mario 64 2
Metal gear rising 2
Last guardian release date announced
Pt revived under kojipro
Shenmue 3 playable demo
Nintendo NX has no gimmicks
Dreamcast 2 surprise announcement
Rare announces new battle toads
Crytek announces time splitters 4
>>340267064
Nintendo makes normal controller
>>340267064
The Fractured But Whole
>>340267064
ITT: people that either can't count or can't read English
NX controller PC support
>>340268053
There's generally a leniency to these things because who gives a shit?
But you're an idiot if you truly thing "under 5 words" means "5 or under."
Robotnik Base Management Game
New Advance Wars
my cancer finally takes me
Iwata & Squid Sisters Holograms
>>340267064
Persona, sub only, simultaneous release
Cancelled.
>>340268616
I would pay money to see him return.
New Nintendo Gameboy is announced
Devil May Cry 5
>>340267064
We get a new game
TIMESPLITTERS IS BACK BITCHES!
Araki finishes his donuts
>>340268947
>>340268934
what the fuck
>>340268717
Did I say that "under y = y or under" or did I say that it's acceptable in most instances to give a "y or under" response when asked to give an "under y" response.
I think if you were to read my post again you might see that I said the latter.
New S.T.A.L.K.E.R game
Crashing Industry No Survivors
>>340267064
Mega Man Battle Network Collection
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Sony buys Nintendo
>>340269204
Hopes and dreams
New Gitaroo Man game.
bloodborne 2
Bathesda gives Obsidian Fallout
>>340269142
I supposed to quote the post next to yours on the chain
>>340268094
Shiggy drops dead on stage
affordable virtual reality with demos
>>340267064
giving a fuck about pcpc show last year was a good start, altough plastered with amd advertisement
Persona 5 Vita version.
Resident Evil Outbreak HD Collection
>>340267064
From Software announces BLAME! Souls.
>>340267064
New IPs from everyone.
>>340267064
Dawn of War 3 turns out good
The title counts as one shut up faggot
>>340267227
Not this close together.
Persona 5 simultaneous release.
>>340267064
Canceled.
Did it in one.
>>340270326
>BLAME! Souls
That name is retarded, just call it BLAME!.
>>340270427
It doesn't, fag.
Zombie Iwata Kills Everyone.
YOOKA LAYLEE
>>340267064
Kingdom of the Flies.
>>340267301
is this still the worst get?
Electronic Arts declare bankruptcy.
>>340270512
It does, fag, how else would it be possible to even describe these games when the title alone uses up the limit?
Pokémon Direct
>>340270558
Yeah that would do it.
>>340267064
You can do anything!
>>340270614
Get creative, shitmuncher.
Last Guardian release date
You're a big guy
>>340271040
>under five
oops, but pretty much this >>340270460
>>340267064
>they dont like nintendo anymore
>they dont like fromsoft/dark souls anymore
>they dont like consoles anymore
>they dont like pcs anymore
>they dont like VR anymore
>they dont like valve anymore
>they dont like kojima anymore
>they dont like Platinum anymore
>they dont like anything anymore
In the end /v/ is no different from literally every other corner where gamers gather. in the end what they really truly want is something they dont know about until theyre given it. thats the secret reason why everyones so hype about VR. its screens strapped to your face, its not actual virtual reality. but we desperately need it to be relevant, so we have games focus on something new, and something above the lowest common denominator. we have millions of people spending over a thousand dollars for >nogames . but why they are is because there has to be something special here. its not anywhere else right now. and even VR is facing scrutiny and cynicism like everything else.
I guess those words might be something like "Now.....something completely different."
>>340270869
This
>>340267064
Wow, it's nothing.
Final Fantasy XV 3DS exclusive
Brand new Metroid. No Sakamoto
>>340267064
Playable Zelda demo, available now.
>>340267064
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>340271461
fuck off nintoddler
The Last of Us 2
>>340271532
Not even, this would just be such an awful move people would talk about it for years to come. He never said make E3 good
>>340267064
Real game demos are back
>>340267064
A good game
Make E3 great again
From drops the souls games for a minute to make armored core 4a-2. We saw them try to return to pre 4a style with ac5 and they dropped the ball. I rather they stick with high speed sexual violence
>>340267064
Tifas Big Fat Bouncing Breasts
Bloodborne PC port
>>340272170
I know it's impossible but I really want to witness /v/'s reaction to this announcement.
>>340267064
F-Zero with no gimmicks
>>340267064
Nintendo buys Rare and Sega
AAA armored core reboot
Metal gear collection on ps4
Dark Cloud Custom Robo sequels
>>340272259
Not that impossible. But we'd NEVER EVER hear the end of it
>>340267064
Nintendomination.
>>340271074
For you
>>340267064
Kojima Productions announces their game.
Gaming industry has crashed.
>>340271929
I just want AC to reap the benefits of all that sweet dark souls money. Let's see some better visuals, existent storylines and soundtracks, bigger and better online services, maybe some actual production value and flash. I want this series to sell and start a sub-genre of AC-like copycats. The mecha renaissance could happen, it just needs a forerunner.
Valve announces Half-Life 3
Just that alone would steal the thunder from every other conference. They don't even have to show any gameplay. They could literally just show a logo reel and say 'Half Life 3 is coming' and every pther conference is literally BTFO.
Young conker lets play
.hack HD PS4 remaster
F-Zero NX with online multiplayer
Ensemble Studio is back
I'm Gabe Newell Half-life 3
FIFA 17 and no PES.
what if they just started making fucking ps2 games again? what if.....I dunno, kojima announced his new horror game "soundless mounds" was a ps2 game. no real fucking reason, just because.
his words would be "PS2 will never die"
>>340267064
Large scale Islamic terrorist attack
WHO FUCKING EVEN CARES ANYMORE
Obsidian doing another Fallout.
>>340267158
How would that work? Every battle ends in one punch.
>>340267064
Nintendo quits the gaming industry
VR Skeley Hentai.
>>340267064
ba nn er lo rd
Pre rendered gameplay, fake hype
Or
Won't release for 4 years
>>340273669
I still collect ps2 games and use my 15 year old fat model more than anything else. I would unironically love more ps2 games coming out.
I miss that era so, so much. So many fantastic games.
Kojima makes a video game
>>340268815
>sub only
Why not dual audio if we're going this way ? It's even better
>>340273836
you have to dodge a certain amount of attacks to build up a meter to unleash your punch?
Chad Warden announces PlayStation 4.5
>>340274193
people who still have and use a ps2/xbox huge/GC are probably the people id most want to play my games.
everyone has new consoles, and lots of degenerates have shit like an snes and an n64 these days, unfortunately.
Entire room fills with bears
>>340273836
How the Deadpool game should have worked. No death state, but a point system that encourages the player to 'git gud'.
As Satima all battles will rank on Time, Not Getting Hit, And Hit Percentage. Pure Platinum ranking would be finish a fight under a certain time, without getting hit, and not missing a single punch.
Other playable characters would rank in the more traditional way of Time, Damage Taken, Combo/Style.
>>340267629
JET SET FUTURE YOU NEWFAG
>>340267064
Release dates.
Nobody attends E3
>>340274610
I'm waiting to see how KOF shapes up, otherwise I'm not touching current gen with a ten foot pole. I had a blast listening to dance with the dead and playing SSX3 last week, I feel no draw toward paying literally five times as much on each game to maybe have fun. I paid $15 for all four ratchet games and had a great time. Paid the same for the Onimusha trilogy and that's going smoothly too.
I also have a 360 but treat it like a ps2. Offline singleplayer only. I think adding online functionality killed video games.
Fuck current gen.
Treehouse announces its disbanding
>>340275198
Why would they do that at E3 though
>>340267064
ill say the same thing i said last e3 in 5 words
>sony sucked and microsoft won
Berserk Game, directed by Itsuno
>>340267118
Fuck off soulsfags, you got enough games to keep you busy. Not every game needs to be a shitty elitistic self-masturbatory hardcore adventure.
THE WHOLE BUILDING CATCH FIRE
DAS3 DLC Out June 12th
>>340267064
Metroid federation force is canceled
chromehounds 2
>>340275323
because they're streaming there the entire time. like a final farewell
>>340267064
Why would I want to save it?
It's absolutely perfect as it is.
I do want to see a bunch of VR dancing games on the xbone and PS4. Including excruciatingly long on-stage demonstrations with someone tripping and breaking a toe.
SOCOM HD
Video games stop exist.
