>"lol are you mad?"
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
no this is patrick
breath into your mic really loud and fast, let them feel your presence.
No, this is Patrick!
NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!
Nope.
>>340250240
don't feed trolls
Something along the lines of "yes I mad"
you won't be able to deny looking angry so the best thing is to own up to it and make fun of yourself, that way you'll take the satasfaction from them because they can't make fun of you anymore
>>340250569
>>340250641
>>340250438
UP VOTEEEE!!!!!
>>340250240
>yee
>>340250240
There isn't any way to do so. No matter how you respond, regardless of how calm, they're just baiting you. They will call you mad after literally any response.
>>340250240
How can I respond to a CPU character?
so mad that i fucked you're mother
>>340251681
Bazinga fellow bredditor
>>340250240
Look him straight into his eyes and whisper "Yes"
nice play dude
>>340250240
Don't respond, take your ball and go home.
>>340250240
No u.
>>340250240
>How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
You don't. Retards never hear anything but mad because they're retards. Remove said retards from your environment and if possible any spheres of influence they may have.
>"u mad???"
>proceed to kill him next round
>"wow what a tryhard"
>proceed to win the game
>say: "good game guys, have a nice day!"
>leave room
There's no other option
>>340250240
Pretend to commit suicide and don't move your character for a few rounds, or even better if there's dedicated servers don't move it for a week.
I'm not mad, just dissapointed
FUCK YOU
>dude why are you so mad
>dominating the guy who said that
every time
>>340250240
Just say you are to them. Saying nothing will most likely cause them to keep saying it.
>>340250240
>"lol are you mad?"
"Yes actually. You are better than me and it is very frustrating to lose to much."
completely disarms them. continually agreeing with them takes the fun out of their trolling and further attempts to talk shit eventually just make them look like an asshole to everyone else.
>>340250240
Stop responding because I don't feel like having a conversation with a little kid or mentally disabled
>>340250240
>No, are you?
or
>no haha
are fine
After that just keep saying haha or lol if they try to keep winding you up
>Define mad?
Wait for them to explain that you're booty bothered about whatever it is they think you're booty bothered about
Reply with
>Whaat no haha I don't think anyone here's mad, are you okay though?I samefagged btw
>>340250240
>Nah dude GG
Just try and find where their anger is coming friends
>>340250240
>nah, I couldn't be mad at you :*
>>340251053
Just get uncontrollably mad while saying "I'M NOT MAD!!" get very loud and aggressive until it simply annoys him. Presto
>>340251681
Are you mad?
Just make it gay and say you want to cum on his face or something
>>340250240
mad enough to suck your dick
>>340250240
>At least I'm not a nigger
Nigger can be substituted with retard.
>>340250240
Just tell them that you'll suck their dick and give them a big wet kiss on the lips. no homo
>>340250240
You don't.
Either you drop the bomb first or you're out of luck.
>>340258051
lol prove it then you butthurt faggot
>>340258195
give me your address I'll suck your fat dick for free
>>340250240
"mmn" -carmack
>>340258220
pm'd you my address. get over here and suck my cock you booty blasted faglord. bet you won't you pussy.
>>340258548
omw right now get ready for the best dicksucking of your life I'll swallow too
>>340250240
Simply don't be mad.
>>340250240
Copy and paste his words
Quit gettin' mad at video games.
>>340258548
>>340258641
>tfw no bully who makes me suck his cock
why even live
>>340250240
>lost 20+ rounds
>finally win
> U mad ?
>leave
everytime. You can't get mad at this.
>>340250240
Use a soundboard.
>>340250240
succc
