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IT FUCKING SUCKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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IT FUCKING SUCKS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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LONDON
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>It sucks

With all the stuff we heard about development that wasn't hard to predict.
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is that image real?

Because if a game is disappointing by IGN standards then it's either glorious or the worst thing since hitler
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>even IGN is shitting on this
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>>340245356
good don't support this EA pandering trash
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>>340245356
welp I can't say I'm surprised, who didn't expect this to be shit?
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You just don't like it because you're all sexists misogynist pigs.

:^)
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>>340245476
>>340245479
Yeah like God Hand
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I just beat it. I enjoyed it but the ending is anticlimatic just like the first one.

Also there was no "Shard-tier" level or music from the soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZoHgTle2fw
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>>340245609
STOP SEXUALIZING ASIAN WOMEN GODDAMMIT

PURE AS THE SILICONE IN MY MOTHERBOARD
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>>340245694
That sounds generic as fuck.
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>even IGN thinks your game is shit

Did EA forget to send out the bribes? or was Mattress Edge designed to fail to give "journos" credibility for dumping on it
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>EA bought denuvo but didn't buy an 8.5 from IGN
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>>340245801

I can only see fucking spongebob
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>>340245476
>is that image real?
Yes, it's on their facebook. Can't link directly because 4chan filters hate FB
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>>340245801
That picture gives me lady boners.

>in this city, there are no rules
>only pepe
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>Can't remove red highlights of objects you need to use to continue until you beat the game once already
Somehow they made it even more casual? So fucking dropped.
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>>340245356

I heard the story was garbage but the running feels better than ME1.
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>>340245356
>ign
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>>340245476
From what I've played of it, if you want more running around, then it's not a bad game, but if you want a more focused experience like the original, then it's not there. I will still get it some day, but it's not the Mirror's Edge 2 that I think they could and should have made.
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>>340245801
How does this game relate to mattress girl?
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>>340245356
I already played it a few days ago. IMO I found it boring because it's open world, plus the scaling of the world below looked weird, not to mention the world itself lacked the simplicity of the first game.

Music was mediocre, I wonder if Solar Fields is losing his touch.

Game is worth 15$ at most
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>>340245926
This. Open world meme killed the franchise.

I think EA kinda forced them to do an open world if they wanted another Mirror's Edge because DICE's engineers needed to optimize Frostbite for open world.

Maybe the next one will be a bit more focused like the first one.
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>>340245479
>Someone I don't like doesn't like a game I like
They're retarded
>Someone I don't like likes a game I like
Even THEY like it!
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>>340245992
Did they turn her from east asian to SE asian?
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>IGN posts a review that /v/ disagrees with.

IGN IS SHIT TIER, BUNCH OF KEKS

>IGN posts a review that /v/ agrees with.

HAHA, EVEN THE BIG SITES REAFFIRM MY OPINION

Either go on IGN or not /v/. Stop posting these stupid threads.
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>>340245970
EA devs changed her face to look exactly like mattress girl's, intentionally or not.
See this comparison image. >>340245992
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>>340245694
How are the graphics? Are they still glitchy and almost old-gen tier like in the beta?
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>>340246143
/v/ isn't one person
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>>340246056
Do you think Pupinia likes black guys?
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>>340246143
Holy fuck, it's almost like different people with different opinions post on this board. That's insane.
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>>340245694
Her fake tits are so fucking disgusting, why do they do this to themselves? Although she has 0 ass, so I guess it's hard to ruin what's already worthless.
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>>340246056
What did this image have to do with your post at all.
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>>340245356
>Anita consulted on making the female character less objectified and more feminist friendly who don't need no man
>Faith is a fucking disaster

Remember; this is the same person who whispered into Druckman's ears and made him create Nadine(stronk independant black wymyn) in UC4.
Everything she touches turns into shit.
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>>340245694
>doesn't cosplay with her dick out
0/10
don't just wear the wig, wear the entire cosplay, if she does this with d.va I'm going to be furious
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>>340246223
I played it on a 4K monitor and it looked great. Considering how much I was climbing with my face up against the wall, the textures were nice.

>>340246346
Nothing.
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>>340246082
that so called "east asian" face is unrealistic and does not exist outside of anime
stop forcing your incorrect stereotypes in our videogames
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>>340246341
who
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>>340246056
>the next one

Anon please.
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>>340245476
It has a progression system so of course it's gonna be shit. That does not sound like it'd mix well with Mirror's Edge at all.
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>>340246341
Anthony Cumia gave her those.
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>>340246454
Give EA credit, they funded ME:Catalyst knowing they wouldn't make a profit. They said that the experience for DICE working with open worlds was worth the loss.
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>Anita Sarkeesian involved
>It's shit

Thanks for ruining vidya, cunt.
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>>340246260
>>340246332
This is always the fucking stupid excuse given every time, and it still doesn't stop you lot from looking like fucking hypocrites.
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>>340245356
The first one was garbage so I don't even know why anyone is surprised by this.
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>>340246528
That isn't saying much

The DICE we knew back during BC and BF2 are dead
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>>340245694
who is this semen demon? she hot
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>>340245992
They changed her from looking like an Alien to just an ugly chick
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>>340246260
True, but /v/ is filled to the brim with fuccbois
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>>340246648
>she


>>340246586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP1QgJrQDeM

You're an idiot. That was some bullshit stirred up by /v/

Anita has never been involved in Mirror's Edge Catalyst
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>>340246346

Trump is a meme, and memes are very popular with autists. You should know this by now.
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>>340246210
>>>340245970
>EA devs changed her face to look exactly like mattress girl's
Faith doesn't look anything like that in game. Meme harder.
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Maybe they should've focused on making a good game instead of making it easy for Anita Sarkeesian and SJWs in general.
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>>340245992
>that face

Well it certainly isn't setting unrealistic beauty standards.
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>>340245616
>one example from 10 years ago
>they even put it at #100 best ps2 game a couple years later

just let it go
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>>340245616
will you let the fucking god hand meme die? Its a good game and all but sucking it off like every day as if its your religion is just embarrassing.
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>>340246143
>defending the game
i liked the first one and got to play the beta. this game deserves the shit its getting. its bad. what they did to it is bad. they need to learn that they fucked up. and i dont care if it ruins the chance of more sequels. we were never gonna get any in the first place until this one was shat out, and from how it turned out, i dont WANT another one
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>>340245992
>>340246210
>cherrypicking
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>>340246885
>still thinking Anita gave a talk at DICE
Nope. That's based on some bullshit blog post that /v/ created and threw a shitfit over

Also, Catalyst was harder than the first. I'd know, I beat it.
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>>340245356
As much as I hate EA (as well as the AAA industry as a whole) and as much as I'm sure the game sucks, I do not give a single shit about what some video game """""journalist""""" has to say about anything, especially for a game that isn't out yet.
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>>340246605
>This is always the fucking stupid excuse given every time

Are... are you joking? This board has a metric fuckton of unique visitors, it's one of the most popular boards on here. I highly doubt the amount of people who "praise IGN when they agree, detest IGN when they disagree" is as high as you think.

I mean, just think about how it'd sound. "Wow, IGN gave Undertale a high score, IGN is amazing!" "Wow, IGN just gave Mirror's Edge a 6.8, IGN is awful!" Very few people would actually hold such blatant hypocrisy unless they're woefully underaged or genuinely mentally handicapped.
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>>340247016
You're not helping
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>>340247016
Damn, Faith looks like THAT?!?
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>>340247138
she'll be alright.
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>>340247138
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>not a single person from the original was involved in this
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>>340246432
w-what is that in the pic?
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Aside from the feeling of pain I get in my shins every time I see Faith jump from a high place, I like the game.

Wish the music was like the original a little bit and there were more bodies so open world looked more realistic but it was nice.
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>>340245356

If IGN hates it, it must be good. Somehow.
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They did something to her face I don't like
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>>340246886
>posting ntr girl
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>>340247016
Looks like a fuckin ape.
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>>340247416
They merely sexified her. Ironic when this was supposed to be one of the pillars of feminist-friendly games.
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>>340247016
that pose,it looks so goofy

and that dead as fuck face

WHY
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>>340247278
>>340247484
WHAT'S GOING ON
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>>340247340
it appears to be an uncooked red potato, raw chicken skins and what I can only guess to be vomit.
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>>340247495
>sexified her
they made her uglier though. at least she USED to have a nice fat ass. sfm when?
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>>340245356
>Caring about IGN
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you knew this game was doomed when they showed the video of all the fashion people talking about breaking faith down into pixel art and talking about how cool her outfit should be.
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>>340245476
Are you implying that Hitler was bad?
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>>340246432
>Considering how much I was climbing with my face up against the wall, the textures were nice.
Really? Because the beta showed that some buildings basically had only color without detail and they looked like straight out of paint
Hopefully that's not what happens here
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>>340247615
oh ok, I thought it was a fetus
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>>340245356
I'm still buying it ;)
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>>340246441
God forbid a FICTIONAL character in a FUCKING VIDEOGAME doesn't abide by real life rules.

Kill yourself, fag.
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>whitewash an asain protag to appeal to SJWs
>this is progressive.
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>Open world
When will this meme die?
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>>340247105
Not the guy you're replying to, but I think what people are getting at when they post double standards like that isn't that /v/ is one person, or that all posters here subscribe to that logic; rather, the majority of posts give the impression of hypocrisy when cobbled together on an anonymous imageboard. It's a noticeable trend.

>unless they're woefully underaged or genuinely mentally handicapped.
Where do you think we are?
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>>340247920
>People are using that image again

Feels good.
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>>340247121
Not like your underage animeme girls huh
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>>340245992
>promotional art for ME ever being consistent.
Nice try.
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>>340247669

Did someone just randomly fire at the window and kill him?
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>>340245616

>le god hand maymay

you do know that even IGN called out that specific reviewer on his bullshit and even put it in their Top 100 games ever list.
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an open world was never going to work with ME

the game was fun because it was built around the environments being a puzzle that you had to solve at speed. Linearity was an essential part of the game's design rather than being a flaw.

once you lose the ability to tightly design the path from A to B, the game is going to suffer.
Just look at MGSV. A stealth game isn't going to work as an open world game without a overwhelming amount of effort as you can't design proper sneaking paths if the player can just say "fuck it" and go somewhere else. You can have multiple paths to an objective, but they still follow a linear sequence.

This open world meme is ruining a lot of games. Only some of them actually suit that kind of design, but developers keep on forcing it into shit because it's the latest buzzword that casuals guy games on.
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>>340245356
Original was made by the 2142 team. New one isn't. Of course it was going to suck.
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So has anyone ITT played it yet? I'm dying to know if it's even sort of okay. The first one is one of my favorite games but I'm not spending a dime on this till I know it's worth it.
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>>340248058
SFM when?
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>>340248058
oh fuck...
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>>340245616
Yes, because a Current Year AAA EA title is comparable to a brutal, hardcore beat'em'up
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>>340248060
No, you can see the boards on the window are broken in a spot at the beginning of the webm. The player is just a shitter supreme.
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>>340245356
Why does she look so weird?
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>>340248210
were you not around for the beta? dont bother. you have to BUY the landing roll. its shit
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>>340247076
Great proof.
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>>340245992
>mattress girl

That's the dumbass chick that was walking around a school with her bed because she was "Raped," Then you see the video and she's doing all the work? That chick? She wasn't even that hot either
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>>340247669
what the fuck is this shit

what kind of special retard shoots his teammate like that
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>>340247882
She's asian as fuck, what are you talking about?
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>>340248247
DSL HAS RETURNED TO VIDYA
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>>340247138
We need a Mirrors Edge version of the True Lies pasta
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>>340248418
She also texted the guy a lot wanting him to fuck her in the butt.
Lopsided butt, as she put it.
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>>340245356
haha my dude
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>game focuses on nothing but SJW pandering and fancy cinematics and "breaking down gender roles"
>gameplay is garbage

LIKE POETRY
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GODDAMNIT


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHY COULDNT YOU JUST BE GOOD


HOW DID NO ONE AT THE OFFICE PLAY THIS AND GO

"WOW FAITH IS ANNOYING AND THE COMBAT IS SHIT"

WHY WHY WHY WHY MIRRORS EDGE IS A GOOD GAME AND I WANTED A SEQUEL THAT DID IT JUSTICE IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GODDAMNIT
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>>340248419
Maybe they bumped their mouse against something and fired on accident, it happens to me.
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>>340248182
Metal Gear Solid V is a suicide-tier game. I'm sure people actually killed themselves because of the bad design decisions in that game. They threw away most of the stuff that made the Metal Gear Solid games great. It's like how Bethesda destroyed the dialogue system in Fallout 4 and shitted the whole thing up. Don't fuck with the formula. Just make good games. Be true to the series.
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>>340248182
>This open world meme is ruining a lot of games.

This. I fucking hate most open-world games. For many devs, open-world is just an excuse to pack in as much fluff and filler as possible while putting minimal effort into level design. MGSV was hugely negatively impacted by the switch to open-world, and now Mirror's Edge is the perfect posterboy for why open-world reduces the quality of certain games.

In my opinion, Far Cry 3 (and likely the first two as well, haven't gotten around to playing them) is a perfect example of open-world done correctly - it has actual level design in quests, but also combines the best aspects of open-world like random encounters, immersion, vehicles, and being able to approach a fortress from different angles. A game like Mirror's Edge simply doesn't benefit from open-world.
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>>340248560
>combat
Oh no, the least important part of the game.
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>>340248374
>"I really like video games like Mirror's Edge because they show that women are just as capable of being a hero as men."
>You run and climb the whole game to save your sister who wasn't even guilty to being with
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>>340247760
Well, he did kill Hitler so he can't be all bad.
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>>340248589
The entire webm is too retarded to chalk it up to a mistake.
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>Anita wrote the story
>it sucks
Wew, guess who is loosing his job
RIP IGN reviewer you were never good
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>>340248634
It entirely depends on the frequency of combat - seems like the reviewer encountered enemies for a good chunk of the game for him to be so adamant about the disappointing combat.
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>>340248619
An ubisoft game is your ideal version of an open world? I'm fucking baffled.
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>>340248686
But if Hitler didn't do anything wrong, and Hitler killed Hitler, wouldn't that mean that he did something wrong?
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>>340248418
>Then you see the video and she's doing all the work? That chick?
That video was her desperate attempt to keep her 15 minutes of victi-fame going a.k.a. an """"art"""" project that was supposed recreate her """"attack"""".
Note that she is allegedly a rape victim who was so humiliated and shamed by being raped by her then boyfriend that she supposedly fell into a year long depression. Then she made a porn video and posted it on the internet.
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>>340248634
you mean most important, at least in the new one
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I'm actually glad this game is shit. I've been boycotting EA since 2010. Looks like I won't be tempted to break.
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>>340247261
>>340248503
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>340245694
How's that PAK?
I kinda like Fran and that figure looked interesting from the promo shots.
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>>340248751
Nah by that point the whole hitler thing had played itself out and it was a strategic move.
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Not surprised at all. Already saw how everything is terrible in gameplay trailer. They are trying to make it like typical console cinematographic experience shit instead of fast-paced gameplay and make it casual as fuck. There is even some dumb shit leveling system where you need to unlock moves.
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>>340248725
no she didn't.

She went to DICE for a presentation about her usual schtick, but there was really nothing she couldn't do that DICE was already doing.
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TIME TRIALS ON STEAM WHEN!?
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>>340248780
No, the parkour is still the most important feature.
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>>340246889
>>340248137
>top 100 game list

Its called hipster pandering
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>>340248754
It sounds like she was mentally traumatized to me.
She made a fucking porn video recreating a rape, dude. That's not a sound mind.
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seems like I was right in line with their score.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoAQQbjCaU4
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>>340245356
>IT FUCKING SUCKS
was it any surprise?
it's EA.

people called it out to be complete shit when it was announced they were going to make it

if you actually believe it's going to be anything like the original, you should probably kill yourself
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>>340248787
On one hand it's great that the game is shit. Another example of how shit EA is, a game negatively impacted by Anita, it tastes great.

On the other hand, I loved Mirror's Edge and it's a fucking shame it's been ruined.

I don't know how to feel.
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>>340248745
I know, it sounds idiotic, but keep in mind, back in early 2012 it actually felt fresh and well-executed. And FC3 had actual level design that I considered mostly excellent, along with the game pressing its strengths like a gorgeous environment. But now most open-world games releasing feel stale as absolute fuck.
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>>340248552
t. mindless goober
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>>340245356
I seriously can't look at Faith's design without thinking of Asa Akira and getting rock hard.
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>>340248865
It's called "anon refusing to admit he's wrong"
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>>340249002
Thanks for the update
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>>340249015
more like "anon refuses an apology"
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>>340248634
even if its not that frequent, how about just make it fucking good. Why put a half baked system in the game? No matter how frequent, it will only detract if its bad.
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>>340248725
She didn't though, fuccboi
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>>340249002
I need a good asian pornstar right now.
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>>340249015
>>340249101
I'm that anon. I'm wrong, and I'm sorry.
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this thread is pure edge
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>>340247761
the game has massive texture pop in, at least on xbone.
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>>340249269
mirror's edge
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>>340249269
Haha nice one! We should make a meme about how mirror's edge it "2 edgy 4 me" or something like that.
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>>340248792
Read it.. then re-read it, applying a generic, loud Ahnold voice to his parts, and then proceeded to laugh my ass off. Thanks.
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>>340249269
CARLOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Breaking news!!

people who think it's a good idea to put transniggers into the game aren't actually good developers and lack judgement and talent
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>>340248890
Even if she's fucking crazy, a rape victim wouldn't recreate her rape in a porn video.
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Reminder.
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>>340249567
t. rape expert
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Reminder
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>>340249571
reminder of what? that imagine party babyz is a pretty good game?
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>>340249571
imagine party babyz is a good game, speaking from a purely mechanical standpoint
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One of the streamers i watch is playing it now and it looks really fucking bad.

Just super bland and generic it just feels super Ubisoft like even though they had no involvement.
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>>340248237
Hnnng, can't fucking wait.
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>>340249645
t. Incredible Retard
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>>340245356
It was doomed to fail anyways, first Mirror's Edge was a literally who game to normies and DICE/EA went out of their way to shit on the niche audience that actually cared about the sequel.
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>>340249684
>implying thats wrong
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>>340245694
Looks familiar. Who is this?
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>>340245616
In IGN's defense, God Hand was pretty fucking awful. A 3 was generous.
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>>340245356

Not planning on buying this even though I loved the first one, but did they actually dumb down the controls like that retarded bitch said they should?
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>>340249840
It's super Hand holdy.

The first one was lenient with the colour coding but fuck, there's a literal Fable like golden trail.
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holy fuck do I have to go replay the original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3Ft1txEG8

I forgot about this feeling
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>>340249840
I'm worried about Battlefield 1. Will it even launch? Will it just crash over and over like Battlefield 4? Will it only have two maps?
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>>340249684
i don't see anything wrong with that review
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>>340245801
>EVERYBODY HA-AAAAAAATES CHRIIIIIIIIS
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>>340250045
no. they made them the same and added a bunch of new shit you have to do.

so all the people that whined about how difficult it was last time will find the new one more difficult.

did she really need a grappling hook? and did they really need fans that force you to stop and press b just to get through them.
they lock off sections just becasue they want to force this upgrading system on you.
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>>340245356
well yeah they didn't like alien isolation and it's a best stealth survival game since dark corners of the earth, it can be anything at this point.

I remember how nobody liked dying light parkour in reviews but they had to break and change opinion because people loved it. Same was with original mirror's edge, suddenly it's a classic.
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>>340248890
>>340249567
Where?
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>>340245356
be careful OP. The more you pan it, the more mysogonist you are
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>>340245356
I've played the EA Access demo for 6 hours and it didn't suck, it was nothing special like the first part, but it wasn't bad either.
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>>340249807
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>>340247076
>>340248374
she did give a talk at DICE

not the game company but this http://www.dicesummit.org/
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just requested a refund; game looks horrible in motion, somehow worse than the original. idgaf about story so i can't really count that as a negative, but the parkour is just not very good from what i've played. might play through dying light's expansion. fucking unfortunate; another victim of the open world meme
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>>340249684
That's not how it works, faggot
>Game looks like shit, IGN rates it good, IGN is wrong
>Game looks awesome, IGN rates it bad, IGN is wrong
>Game looks awesome, IGN rates it good, IGN is right
>Game looks like shit, IGN rates it bad, IGN is right
Mirror's Edge Reboot is the last one.
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>>340250498
>it was nothing special
isn't that what a 6 is?

its basically a D , barely passing.
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>>340250628
Buy a better PC or console faggot, game runs smooth in motion.
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>>340250696
I would say barely passing is bad

I certainly wouldnt think a D is a 'not bad' grade
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>>340250786
it's fucking maxed out; whatever garbo antialiasing they're using looks like shit, and the textures are horrible even at max. no shit it runs smoothly, but so does diarrhea
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>>340250696
I would give it a C, not a D. It was fun, but not worth the full price, I'll wait for the price drop and buy it in a few months.
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>IGN
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>>340246143
And this analysis has been done just as much. You are not unique.
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>>340245356
wew
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>>340250887
>but so does diarrhea
Yeah, seems like you're an expert about smooth diarrhea.
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>>340250805
>>340250903
yeah, but I don't think I could give it a 7 either. 6 seems fitting.
though I think I'd give the first ME an 8 since it was much more fun and streamlined.
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>>340247261
>>340248792
I was about to ask somebody to post it
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>>340249684
>"it may not be pretty"
>10
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>>340251078
Agree, the first one was much better, and a 6 fitts for Catalyst, but it's not nerly as bad as all those retards say.
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>>340246648
https://twitter.com/Sue_Lightning
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>>340250394
It's not worth spilling seed over.
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What actually happened though?

Was the original Mirror's Edge team even involved?
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>>340249843
>>340250171
Spotted the redditor.
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>>340251058
no, just played a lot of video games and witnessed firsthand a lot of shitposts like your own
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>>340246441
>>340246082
holy shit

chinks BTFO.
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>Mfw Anita stopped publicly appearing near this game
She knew this would have been the final hit to her career she needed and she knew it.
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>>340251407
The WII U has many games? Have fun then, faggot.
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>>340250509
HURTS MY HANDS

Toblerone is pretty fucking good and I never would have even tried it if it hadn't been for that dumb edit.
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>>340248470
I wasn't aware they'd left.
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>>340250554
Oh fuck, I knew >>340248374 was made-up but I thought she actually gave a presentation to DICE the developers.

This makes it even funnier that /v/ actually believes it.
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>>340251538

TOBLEROOOOOONE

Same here, It's a good chocolate brand. Would melt it on smores anyday.
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>>340251156
>being a graphicsfag
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>>340245356
>DICE game has pretty graphics but is a shit game

Stop the presses!
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>>340251636
>beta build
Holy fuck that brings me back. God, I miss the opening days of Destiny. The grind hadn't settled in yet.
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>>340245356
>Not even IGN likes it
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>>340248792
Would berry tho
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>>340248207
Really, it's different teams? I hadn't heard about that. That does help explain it.
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>>340251304
>implying Undertale wasn't loved on /v/ before it got popular
>implying it isn't still loved but no longer talked about because edgy kids tantrum whenever it's mentioned
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>>340251636
uuugly
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>ign
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>>340249684
>gameplay merges with storytelling

This is the game that has every detail of the lore explained to you through a character's text.
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/v/ hyped this piece of shit for nearly a decade

All for a measly 6.8.

SIX

POINT

EIGHT!!!!!!!!!
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>>340245356
It was a game with a female protagonist, it was going to be shit from the get go
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>>340251907
>implying tumblr didn't raid /v/ when undertale released
>implying /v/ would like anything
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>>340251907

This, finding the most degenerate deviant art fan image and posting it on /v/ will never make the game bad.
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>>340252124
Undertale was a literally who. It had no backing at all until /v/ got to it.
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>>340250159
Battlefield 1 will be a shit game that will rake in absurd amounts of cash because normalfags never learn

>Hey anon, you getting Battlefield Hardline
>No it doesn't look very good
>Stop being cynical
>End up disliking it a few months later

Repeat with Battlefront.
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>>340248725
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>>340245992
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>>340245694
at least save the full pic jesus
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>>340245356
Best thing about the game is the OST.
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>>340252096
everyone besides cucks said to stay away from it after the beta came out
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>>340248843
>>340248921
>>340251417
see >>340250554
D.I.C.E Summit is an event held by the AIAS, it has nothing to do with DICE the developer.
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I completely forgot this was coming out until last week.
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>>340252371
SIX

POINT

EIGHT

AHHUAHHUAUHAHHAHAHHHHHAAAAAA
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>>340252243
>tfw called Mirror's Edge 1 a 6 to my friend
>Anon why do you hate Mirror's Edge
Fuck this gay Earth
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>>340252096
We've been posting this in every discussion of it, what are ya talking about.
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>>340252418
https://twitter.com/battlefield/status/251735220292820993?lang=en
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>>340252192
>we made it popular guiz xP

Off yourself
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>>340249684
It's not a perfect game but it's definitely at least a 9, it also unquestionably proved that /v/ is contrarian as fuck and can't divorce a game from its fanbase.
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>>340252096
>"gameplay is hard because girls" ~Anita @talk with dice
After that no one was hype.
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>>340252459
6 . 8

.

8
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>>340252351
The first one maybe, Catalyst is shit.
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>>340252510
CoD is a 10/10 only contrarians disagree
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>>340252525
I meant to show this unga bunga face in this post.

>>340245992
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>>340252508
>being this new
It's not even the only time this has happened. The first that comes to mind is E.Y.E., though it's a stretch to call it popular. The vast majority of its following was concentrated on /v/ for a long time but it was viraled hard from here.
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What did people even see in the first game? I played it, and I hated Fatih as a character. She was just so bland.
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>>340245694
she looks like she smells
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>>340245356
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>>340252663
Gotta Go Fast: Hummie Version - The Game
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>>340246332
>>340246260
not this meme again

there's a general opinion on most things
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>>340252823
DICE should just stick to Battlefield. I had no problem with trying a new IP back when the first one came out, then I played it, and I was unimpressed.
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>>340252643
Yeah we used to like CoD, Halo, and Madden before hipster contrarians came along
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Serves them right.
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>>340245694
Careful, that's Anthony Cumia's bitch
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>>340253009
/v/ has always liked Halo though.
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>>340253140
There are still haters out there
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