>be 32 year old beautiful, happy bouncy baby boy with a bright future ahead of me
>6pm, just woke up, getting my morning cereals
>enter mommy, she sits down in front of me as i happily pick apart the marshmellows in the cereal and eat them with a spoon full of milkies
>"honey, your daddy and i have been talking, and we think its finally time for you to get a job..."
>i stop her immediately after that
>"mommy, what are you...?"
>an incomprehensible rage takes over me, i quickly lash out at mommy
>grab the poopy diaper that she hasnt changed since last night
>throw it right at her face, makes a big splat sound and she falls back from the force and velocity of the poopy diaper smacking her
>as she is stunned and wiping the poopies off, i stand over her with my fists clutched, she is cowering with her hands over her face, stupid mommy
>i remind her that baby doesnt like it when his diaper changing bonding with mommy time is forgotten
>start peeing all over her, she probably wants to be washed off by now
>give her a black eye just for good measure so she doesnt tell anyone what happened
>later that night, she comes in with a plate full of fresh Wendy tendies and a new diaper, kisses my forehead and tells me to have a good night at 10 am
>>340219832
Begone robot
frog posting was a mistake
>>340219832
> them mommy tells me to have fun playing my playstation 4, leaves and wishes I was dead
>>340219832
Fucking hell, I never realized that reminds me of Commander Keen 4. I'd rather not have noticed.
haha
>>340219832
Tendies stories always made me laugh never understood why /v/ gets so butt-flustered though.
I didn't think I"d ever see someone try to bring this back when it became so reviled for attracting reddit's attention.
I saw a porn recently where the mother was talking about chicken tendies and good boy points. she then goes on to fuck her son.
>>340222101
I thought /r9k/ still did it?
wow what an incredible thread, really makes you think
>>340222194
Not to my knowledge, although I haven't been a regular there for a few years.
I thought the consensus was that the attempt to get social media to hate it backfired and made it all the more appealing to them.
>>340219832
its 5 pm and my mom just brought me a plate of eggs and bacon
this... this is me, but i'm only 30
>>340222686
mom made us some hot dogs fried with onions
>Implying poo poo
>Implying pee pee
Great thread.
>>340223041
I love Pinkie Pie!
>>340222772
My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas
These threads depress me
>>340219832
This is a nightmare world you just created
>>340219832
summerfags think this shit is funny
These gbp threads remind me of my autistic brother. He doesn't fling shit around, but damn is he annoying. For any Of you neets who never leave the house here or help out your family know that your family secretly hates you and wishes you were dead.
>>340219832
People have vision to make these things while I'm 21 year old NEET who has never made OC after 4 years here.
>>340224076
so do i
