Have Slavs achieved perfection?
>>340180432
Literally no ass, so no.
Yes.
>>340180432
>you can see the bra
triss is superior tbqhwy
>>340180432
she has a nicetatoo
>>340180629
>triss
HAHAHAHAHA
>>340180432
Ciri is my daughterfu.
>>340180432
Ciri is covered in blood and who knows what other bodily fluids, for most of the main game.
>>340180432
slavs are masterrace
>>340180629
>>340180884
Only time I liked Triss was when I could get her tortured
>>340181161
this tbqh
>>340180824
>daughterfu
>fu
Oh, you'll get someone mad with this one. Dumbass.
>>340181161
Please kill yourself
>>340180824
Why do his shoulder pads look like toaster ovens behind glass?
>>340181089
Is a bucket of paint worth $1,000 where they live? Not even being /pol/lution, but every image involving Slavs looks like the background.
>>340180432
Bras weren't a thing a thing back then. They wore bustieres or Corsettes. The modern bra wasn't invented until the late 19th century and even then they weren't popularized until flappers came around and made them a popular clothing item.
>>340181578
Most of the municipal building were built like, 70 years ago? And after that they usually got no renovation and were abandoned cuz nobody gave a fuck about it anymore.
Think Detroit, but on the scale of entire state.
>>340182062
>back then
when
>>340181578
if you are from a western Country, you are basically a millionaire there.
average wage there is like 500€ a month
>>340182138
back when dragons were a thing and giant centipedes came out of the ground to eat you. back in mideval and fantasy times when gandolph Hiller was still doing wizard shit.
>>340182062
>back then
Oh, you mean back in 1262 in Northern Kingdoms? I weren't aware you were an expert on a fantasy history.
What else will you tell us?
About inconsistencies of wearing a jabot in the same era as chaperon?
could be worse
Yes
>>340182310
A woman would not have worn either btw. She also wouldn't have worn stilleto'd pumps as pumps were a man's garment. She would've worn flat chauseurs with woolen socks.
>>340182648
I gotta ask, do you get a lot of hate for this high level of autism?
>>340182732
Not really, I just don't like historical anachronisms and inaccuracies. It takes me out of the game. If you're going to wear a jupon as a woman, it needs to be high collar with a v-taper. Ciri wears a man's jupon. It's very low-brow for the era.
>>340182894
She can time travel so what makes you think she couldn't have gotten a bra from the future
>>340182062
ciri has literally time traveled to the future you autistic fag
>>340182315
>those abs
MUH
>>340182158
>average wage there is like 500€ a month
Good meme.
It's actually significantly lower than 500€ a month.
>>340183190
To when exactly? Why would she wear a bra, yet forgo a pair of comfortable denim jeans? The jeans actually came first.
>>340180496
You couldn't be more wrong. It looks good while you get to play as her.
>>340180496
Found the nigger
>>340183383
>jeans
>comfortable
>>340183383
Probably because it is much easier to make and maintain a bra than denim that is constantly being worn down/torn. That is like asking why she uses a fucking sword instead of a gun that she has seen people use.
>>340180496
>he likes deep stinky butt cracks
>>340183383
How do you even know that, in the Witcher's universe, there are no bras? Is the subject ever tackled in the games or books?
>>340183558
In the pre-modern era, you had a choice. You could wear an ill-fitting dress made with wool, if you were fantastically rich you could get one in silk. You could wear cotton breaches if you were a man, but cotton was expensive. You could also wear wool pants, which were also incredibly uncomfortable. Denim changed the scene and comparatively were far more comfortable even in their rudimentary form.
>>340181089
obv
>>340183730
how is hers compared to this
>>340180884
Triss and Ciri are equal.
>>340180432
She kind of has a bitch-face going on senpai.
>>340181161
>tfw you can't leave Triss to Menge and finally get rid of her
>>340182632
>Yenn not one of the biggest cunts
Don't get fucking pissy at Geralt because of amnesia and then expect me to go and pander to your sidequest, fuck off. Also don't throw the fucking bed out the window and teleport my ass.
Fucking cunt can't take the truth.
>>340183913
Comparable
>>340184179
She was never that much of a cunt to me
Maybe youre the cunt
Yes this is some nice videogame gameplay discussion
Why don't you fucking kill yourselves you fucking retarded loser pieces of beta garbage sportin boners over fictional women created with pen and paper or computer graphics.
There is no fucking excuse to be this much of a fucking retarded autistic sperg in 2016 when the internet exists and real live women are whoring themselves out on free came site and abundance of free porno sites.
If you wanna talk about how much the female form excites your weak tainted flesh, then I suggest you go there and take care of buisness. instead of shitting up videogame board with your sexual frustration
>>340184423
Wow that was so rude.
>>340184179
Men pick Yen
Boys pick Triss
>>340184423
>>340181530
Cause that person cant/wont draw chainmail.
>>340184423
Lol keep acting tough you fat sack of inbred retard shit. Keep pretending like you're the one whose got it all figured out working your third shift stock job at Kroger, stealing the lean pockets that you were told to throw out because they got warm in the truck, your entire life a constant cycle of fansubbed anime, irritable bowel syndrome, and crippling diabetic depression as you desperately try to assert yourself as a well adjusted human being on an internet message board. Yeah bud, you sure got us.
>>340182632
Looks like a tranny witch
>>340184423
>>340184423
Why are you so hostile.
Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying attention to your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind you mother fucking piece of shit.
>>340184423
slow down turbo.
>>340184418
She's a complete cunt if you tell her to drop it. Which she should, Geralt had amnesia he can't exactly be held responsible for his actions, that's stupid, and he clearly comes around once he gets his memory back.
>>340184509
Triss can fuck off too, the only one that matters is Ciri. Gotta save her and catch up on all those years with snowball fights.
>>340180432
Yes, yes they have.
>>340184423
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>340183376
depends on the Country. Czech Republic makes more than 500€
>>340184836
too bad her voice acting is similar to an english textbook quality
>>340184836
>>340180432
Your waifu is nothing but a cheap whore.
http://rule34hentai.net/image/157507
>>340184910
I use the Polish VO. Is the English one really that bad?
>>340184697
hanging is literally one of the dumbest ways to die.
>>340184994
Her polish VO sucks too
>>340183738
They have already found cure for cancer in witcher world
>>340184994
Not at all.
>>340184697
Why do you persist you miserable little asshole?
Do you realize just what a waste you are? Just what a miserable little person you've turned out to be.think. Think back. to your childhood. Think about how full of promise and excitement you were. Now think about how you've suffocated and murdered that child under the weight of your own inadequacy. You've disappointed everyone, you know. Your mother can barely stand the sight of you, you are now as much the child she took to her breast as the cancerous lump growing in her uterus is. At least that lump of cells holds no false promise but peace from your wretched existence. Think back to all the people you ever encountered in your squandered life and say a quiet apology to them for being a complete waste of their time and faith. That girl who actually liked you, who you so foolishly indulged in fantasies of being married to and having children with and dying peaceful, gray haired on a bed with. Just think, she's currently rutting with some other, much more successful man(unlike you, who could barely be called a man, let alone human), filling her womb with his seed, propagating his lineage. Do you feel it? Do you hear it? Her nails on his back. Her moans of ecstasy when he takes her. They'll have a long, happy future together. A better one than you could've ever given her. .Your lineage is squandered on rags, dying, encrusted, yellowing rags and filling the dank air of your festering living area. You have failed not just as a person, but as a basic living being. You waste your time on message boards. You snap at people who have no identity, who will come and go through your life, and you meet them with hostility. Killing yourself would simply be a benefit to you so in all actuality I hope you never die. I hope you just keep living, in this constant state of mediocrity and anger.
>>340184984
Delete this you piece of filth
>Polish
>Slav
>not Wendish
>/v/ - Video Games
>>340185129
I wonder how many miles of dicks have passed through that filthy, used up cunt.
http://rule34hentai.net/image/155990
>>340184235
i need to get this game again
>>340184748
1.Ciri
2.Yen
3. Dandelion
4. Zoltan
Never: Triss
>>340185256
Like 1-2 actually.
>>340185105
You think you can just copy me? The way i speak? The way i think? The way in which i artistically and surgically annihilate you and your worthless opinions and self conscious?
You think that you can rival the destructive raw force that a mighty being of pure energy and nature such as i am capable of? You're nothing. You exist in a bubble of your own design, sitting and wallowing in a puddle of urine and self pity, wondering why and when your life went wrong. At some point, perhaps in grade school, high school, college, hell, maybe your mid 20's, you had dreams. You had it all. A girl you wanted, a job you needed, a family you so desperately wanted to feel the necessity of love from. But then it was all swept away. You got complacent and lazy, your lumbering useless mound of flesh and pubic lice, the meat sack, the thunderous trunks on which you walk, your individual person and design, your silhouette, a revolting mass comparable only to a midgetized blob monster of which God himself looks upon in shame. You have only ONE course of action in which you can benefit the world, nay, society at large. Those people in which you share a familiar landscape. Those individuals all of more important worth than you. You have ONE way to show that your life had any meaning other than as a means to continue the respiratory cycle of plants. Tomorrows eve, you shall commit your last sinful act as a member of this decrepit earth. The earth you made decrepit as a result of your intollerable, poisonous existence. You shall climb to the very heights of the tallest spire in the city you reside. And you'll take one step off the edge. Your body will tumble and splatter across the pavement as if a water balloon filled with blood, ink, sweat, and copious amounts of semen. You'll be a martyr for a greater cause, eliminating the inferior from this world. Making it a better place for all of us. The Master Race.
>>340182632
She looks Jewish. Do you like the Jewish girls goyim?
>>340184847
>>340185468
Yes actually
>>340180432
She's said to be ugly as fuck though.
>>340185350
Not him but replace Yen with Priscilla.
I'm still mad about the end of Carnal Sins. I should have been able to lock the fucking vampire up and torture his ass.
>>340185547
Give Moshe a shekel, he's our greatest ally.
>>340185617
This.
Meant to use, fuck and discard.
http://rule34hentai.net/image/157506
>>340185634
I'd give them my other shekel if you know what i mean
>>340184984
>>340185623
Oh I didn't even mean to fuck, just importance senpai
>>340185762
DELETE
>>340185762
DELETE THIS
>>340185806
I didn't mean to fuck either, Priscilla is just a fun character, she's Dandelions.
>>340185949
You true, you true
>>340185823
WHORE
H
O
R
E
http://rule34hentai.net/image/161826
>>340185762
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Ciri is for hugging not fugging.
>>340186119
Other than he mid section looking like taffy, that's pretty well done.
>>340186116
>White bra
>Suddenly red
>>340186116
fugggg, why does it end before the actual sex scene?
>>340182315
DELETE THIS
Does anyone NOT take advantage of this horny slut?
http://rule34hentai.net/image/157456
>>340185387
>imagine the torture Sile went theough when Mad Lad the Rad captured her
>get hard
I need help
I wan't my own Ciri
>>340186313
I'm more concerned with how she shed all those clothes in two seconds.
>>340180432
Yes. There is no debate.
>>340185762
NO
>b-b-but muh pure qt waifu
http://rule34hentai.net/_images/dd4270a7ed90902e09f650b011a3a160/159811%20-%20Alicecry%20Ciri%20The_Witcher_3%3A_Wild_Hunt.jpg
>Looks like a meth addict
>Perfection
>>340186116
what happen, i thought she was his daughter? I haven't played this part yet
>>340186116
Wow, mods really does fix everything.
>>340186116
>>340186119
>>340186747
>>340186646
Ciri got wet
>>340186781
I think Ciri's model was modded into someone else's sex scene.
Although in TW3, with the right dialogue options, a lot of cutscenes that play out between Geralt and Ciri are heavily laden with sexual overtones.
>>340180432
Yes, with Yen.
>>340184423
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>340186698
YES
>>340186658
If you were a girl and you were about to get with Geralt your clothes would be off that fast too.
>>340187091
>not best girl
Slavic Lightning
>>340187284
>>340187389
/thread
http://rule34hentai.net/_images/41ff6c1f33d037d0161433e89d5669ac/151282%20-%20Ciri%20The_Witcher.png
>>340186781
You can axii her in the game to fuck her. There is a reason she returns in BaW instead of Yen and Triss .She craves for mutant dick
far from it
>>340187739
some reason the pic doesnt load properly on firefox but works on chrome
>>340187284
>>340180884
she's pure
>>340188285
Yeah, pure sex.
>>340188285
she's legs are severely malformed.
>>340184423
This shit's too hot for me to handle.
>>340187284
This guy gets it.
>>340186116
>tfw can't fuck child ciri
>>340181089
>both heels not flat
american spies 2bh
>>340183491
No need to be that to not have shit taste you low test eternal virgin
>>340180432
>mediocre game
>perfection
>>340180432
>not a redhead
Nope.
>>340180824
>daughterfu
Hmmmm?
Yeniffer is picked by casual players who only care about the sex aspect and not a interesting relationship dynamic. Tries is usually chosen by people who pay attention to the story and lore; gamers who can appreciate the writting and dialogue.
>>340188515
She's just ice-skating.
>This entire treat
>This copious amount of salt
>This waifu war
I feel proud about Witcher stirring up so much shit
>there will never be another witcher again
good
>>340190297
You hit the nail on the head buddy. Yeniffer had the most bland and shallow interactions with Geralt. Almost every scene with her is fucking boring.
>>340190590
>>340190760
samefag
>>340190297
>>340190770
>Yeniffer
... who?
>>340190297
>>340190770
0/10 didn't even try
>>340190760
Good
>>340182062
>back then
>>340180496
faggots like you make me wanna post the anal gif but this time id get a month long ban
fuck off nigger
>>340190995
Sorry friendo, not this time
![dead_or_alive_5_hitomi_by_torker88-d5r5ubd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OJQcKt4.jpg "dead_or_alive_5_hitomi_by_torker88-d5r5ubd[1].jpg")
>>340180432
No but the japs did
>>340191115
I know I was just baiting you
>>340187107
>Me ? heh, I'm a judge
probably the best line in any copypasta ever
>>340191020Post link.
>>340186116
>>340192225
meh
>>340192528
You will be remembered.
>>340192329
>>340192329
Did she snort Fisstech?
>>340192837
Ciri is a degenerate.
>>340180496
What game did you play?
>>340190998
>>340191002
Salty Yennifer samefag
>>340192713
>>340192329
>>340193070
>trissfags are this delusional
>>340193254
Read the books you dolt. Triss the the only choice, Yen barely makes sense as a lover lorewise and is devoid of positive qualities to bat.
>>340183376
This. 500 euro sounds like yearly for countries such as Poland.
>>340193442
>Read the books you dolt. Triss the the only choice
Triss wanted to let Yen die, taint her legacy in the eyes of Geralt and Ciri and then Whore Ciri out to some prince in order to gain more influence for the lodge.
She is easily the worst person in the entire witcherverse, because Bonhart and Vilgefortz were at least honest about wanting to rape Ciri.
>>340193442
nice bait
>>340193442
>says to read the books
>still picks triss
I think you need to read the books
>>340182158хoхoл плз
>>340187091
Yes
>>340193839
>Look how bad Triss is according to Yen
Holy shit, actually read the books sometime buddy. Yennifer has literally set villages on fire because peasants insulted her. She's a fucking murderer dude.
>>340193839
Bonhart didn't wanna rape Ciri since she was literally a child and he wasn't a pedo, he even said so dude. He did try to rape Yen though.
>>340194412
He and Vilgefortz worked together on that little machine impregnation thing. That definitively counts as rape
>>340194238
>Muh last wish
I see you read the Wikipedia summary. Good start, still should read the actual books and you'd know why she's not actually the right choice.
>>340194540
I own the books, all in Polish. Maybe you should re-read them.
>>340194397
>Holy shit, actually read the books sometime buddy. Yennifer has literally set villages on fire because peasants insulted her. She's a fucking murderer dude.
And Triss literally helped drag an entire fucking country into Anarchy
>>340194758
Sorceresses. Not even once.
Shani best girl
>>340194682
Maybe you should learn Polish then, you can't read via osmosis.
>>340194872
>Sorceresses. Not even once.
This, they honestly deserved what Radovid did to them.
>>340194758
By that logic, Dick Chaney is worse than Jeffery Dalhmer.
I'm on chapter 2 of the first game, Shani is the best grill so far. Anyways, how long is this game? Only on chapter 2 and I have about 25 hours in-game.
>>340193442
>>340194540
>>340194942
>all this baiting
>people still reponding
>>340193750
What?
>Mary Sue the character.
>>340194872
>Sorceresses. Not even once.
Agreed. I let them get tortured or murdered every chance possible. I don't really care about fucking, they all dicked around Geralt and manipulated him.
>>340195221
>Breaking the "Yen is the book choice" reddit circlejerk is bait
Look everyone, see that Yenfags are inept in both intelligence and taste.
>>340195584
>purposefully doing something to get a rise out of others is no long baiting
Look everyone, see that Trissfags are inept in both intelligence and taste.
>>340188285
Great part.
>trissfags
>yenfags
The Witcher was a mistake, it's nothing but trash
I wish Geralt looked more like he did in the "A night to remember" trailer. Like an actually old man. He looks to god damn handsome in the game, I know witchers live longer and stuff but he looks 30 and is, what, 70?
Also, is this the best cinematic trailer for any video game? Its quality has been raised tenfold now that I've played Blood and Wine and realized who the bruxa is.
>>340196497
he looks handsome there too
>>340195584
Ok, you are an idiot who can't read between lines. Congratulation.
>>340196497
its pretty good if you ignore the horrible koreografic of the fight, the backswords that are impossible to draw in reality and crossbow that doesnt require a special tool to load
>>340196729
Yeah, but he looks like an old shitty man as well.
>>340196839
There's a few mods that change geralts face up to look rougher/older
I WANT TO MAKE CERYS AN CRAITE A MOTHER
it's depressing that I will never play TW3 even though I'm from Poland
a decent gaming rig is like 3 monthly salaries and I can't afford to save more than 5% of my salary
>>340196910
Oh shit son, I didn't even think of that.
>>340196497
vesemir is around 200 but he looks like he's 65. Witchers can probably live to around 700 if they didn't all die off fighting.
>>340180432
>Generic silver bishoujo that's slightly gay
Saw that hundred times, that's a lot of perfection indeed
>>340197084
Send a message to the Ambassador asking to play The Witcher 3.
I'm pretty sure it is against the law to not play it in Poland.
Do you think the President of Poland also gave Obama a copy of Witcher 3?
>>340189496
>implying it's not virgins who complain about stuff like that
>>340180496
The ass is okay, but I wish she had actual boobs.
Dont like DFC Ciri.
>>340197448
>>340197448
why are the polish so proud of the witcher anyway?
I've never seen any society so willingly praise any fiction.
>>340198029
didn't he send this pic to them and he got a replacement sent to him?
>>340198036
its slightly less depressing than poland
>>340193081
90% certain Thats the brothel in Novigrad.
>>340190087
you've made an enemy today, buddy
>>340191020
>>340192225
>>340192528
>>340192612
through dick, unity.
>>340198036
It's literally all they have
The Witcher world is just Poland but without computers.
>>340198270
yes
>>340196497
Wait, the bruxa is supposed to beOrianna?
>>340201510
Yes.
>Same voice actress and face model
>Wears her hair the same way
>Singing the same song as at the orphanage
>Talks to Geralt as if they know each other
>>340184235
not really anon, I mean Ciri is great but that particular HQ is fucking incredible, should have been the fucking Default in AK.
>>340202164
Ah, so that's why he saidhe'd come back for her one day.Damn that's really cool. I got chills when she started singing that song. Great way to follow up a great trailer.
>>340184423
>>340184596
>>340184697
>>340184847
>>340185105
>>340185387
>>340187107
>Came for the Slavic goddess
>Left with the keks
>>340183491
>>340183730
>>340191020
>not liking Longbacks
>"must be a nigger"
/v/ doesn't even have mediocre tastes.
>>340185468
N-No ...
>>340202294
Yep, it's pretty neat knowing they planned it this long.
>>340194397
>>340196497
iirc geralt is 100+ yo
