>all the other characters have chatter about how they dislike the people they're killing
>they sometimes talk shit after they killed someone
>all but Mercy
She is truly the purest kindest girl there is.
>mercy will never bear and nurture your children
Back to your containment board
>>>/vg/
>>340170642
back to your containment board
>>>/v/
>>340169979
I thought she was shitting gold from the preview image in the catalogue. Came in a little disappointed.
>>340171113
Post the dva one
>>340169979
"Remember, You're the one responsible for this."
~Reyes "Edgelord" Reaper
>>340172972
This because I have not seen it.
>>340172972
https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1465/22/1465223030900.gif
Swiss Miss is best.
>>340173807
That is beautiful.
Is this a healslut thread?
>>340171113
That makes me want to do things other than healing
>>340174303
No. Mods are being based and deleting healsluts for ERPing.
Fuck off faggot the healslut meme needs to die.
>>340174329
Like what faggot
>>340169979
>>all the other characters have chatter about how they dislike the people they're killing
>>they sometimes talk shit after they killed someone
>>all but Mercy
Wat
>>340174810
This. This meme needs to die.
>>340174939
How do you know he isn't? Do you speak beep boop?
>>340173807
I'll edit this when I get home to make it safe to post.
The timing's off too.
>>340174996
I agree.
Post healsluts.
I want Mercy to get mercilessly BLACKED.
>>340175079
>How do you know he isn't?
How do you know he is?
>>340175206
Mercy is still the only one who definitely doesn't bm
>>340169979
Thought she was pissing and it was a puddle at her feet
>>340169979
>mercy literally hates OVERWATCH ( no the game idiot the organization )
>she says something like it might have been better if kept on shutdown.
>>340175339
>>all the other characters have chatter about how they dislike the people they're killing
Take this back then.
>>340175360
Don't actually post anything
>dudebros makes fun of healers
>they turn around and moan like bitches when no one picks healer to babysit their useless asses
>>340175260
>Kys.
lol nice meme desu senpai
>>340175602
Mercyfag confirmed being cancer.
>reinhardt calls out torbjorn for being a manlet
>>340175179
I said it needs to die you flaming faggot
>>340175360
without that disgusting buldge please
what are you, a faggot?
She still talks shit. I killed a Roadhog that didn't expect me to fight back and she giggled and said "You probably shouldn't tell your friends about this."
>>340175682
Can you leave
>>340175780
ok moot
>>340169979
she's a 37 year old woman you stupid nigger
Mei is best girl
>>340175924
Thanks for understanding family
>>340175793
Yup i had the same. top tier banter
the pistol does sick dmg on headshots
>>340175758
I've only ever got that banter once and it was glorious
She mocks people if she kills them with her pistol. Says something along the lines of
>Better not tell your friends about that.
>>340175940
el oh el
>>340175785
>2016
>not being a faggot
It's like you don't want to mate senpai.
>>340175894
fixed it for you
>>340175894
What are you, fucking gay? You some kind of fag? What, you like dick or something? Fucking homo.
>>340175940
Cute!
>>340176078
Also one of her emotes is her miming not being able to find a pulse.
WHY IS MEI SUCH A FAT PIG?
>>340175940
Is this E A S Y M O D E?
t
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i
s
E
A
S
Y
M
O
D
E
?
>>340176098
Do a flip off a bridge.
>>340176249
hue hue gg
>>340175940
D.Va being drawn as a stupid shitter is a welcome development in all this waifu garbage.
>>340176441
D.Va had a hard life
I like that Tracer sometimes says "death comes" mockingly when you kill reaper.
>>340176379
A kind anon on Reddit drew this for me. It's supposed to be Dva eating a roasted Roadhog
Can we please have more mercy porn instead of discussing this shit game?
>HEROES NEVER DIE!
>...for a price.
shes a jew.
>>340175940
when is someone gonna make a D.vagelion mix?
>>340176690
No fuck off
>>340169979
Mei says sorry after killing you, that should count.
>>340176709
She only says that with the devil or imp skin
>>340176709
Swiss Bank Accounts don't fill themselves, anon
>>340176779
I love how edgy reaper is
It's not going off the deep end but he's so overthetop edgy that I can't be mad at him.
>mfw he gets killed during his ballerina ult
>>340176770
>Freeze people
>Sorry Sorry Sorry
>Headshot with icedick
>>340176925
He's the most bullied character. Everyone gives him shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8383FDmCfs
>>340176950
Amazing.
>>340175394
Someone needs to make an "Overwatch was a mistake" image macro with Mercy.
>>340176925
If you haven't seen it, swapping him for Notimportant in the hatred trailer is great
>>340176690
>stop discussing videogames on /v/
>>340176925
>>340177139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYcrHq7t_AU
>>340177014
Well to be fair he's also a massive cunt who deserves to be bullied.
>hurr durr I'm gonna split this organization in half and get most of my operatives killed or maimed because I'm salty that my best friend became commander instead of me
>>340176925
One of his sprays is him stepping on Winston's glasses, it's crazy.
>>340177014
I've never seen that. That's great
>>340177304
i don't get this pic
>>340176925
Reaper isn't even THAT edgy in-game.
He's kind of sassy, if you listen to his dialogue between other characters
>>340175940
retard dva is the best meme
>>340177404
That was a from a scene in one of the animated shorts.
>>340177304
>that pic
now I imagine reaper being goofy and pulling stuff like that constantly while laughing to himself afterwards
>>340177448
Reaper can apparently pull an unlimited amount of shotgun-pistols out from jacket, but this is implying that he can do this from anywhere.
>>340177703
What the fuck is Reaper anyway.
Does he have like a pocket dimension he jumps into
>>340175940
now I kind of want one of these for dad 76
>>340177764
He is a ghost.
>>340175394
Her testimony is what got it whut down in the first place
>>340177875
What would it say?
>gather
>round
>good
>dad
>set
>good
>example
>>340178026
Where are people finding this lore? I was relatively dark about the game until the beta.
>>340177875
>76 will never be your grandpa
>>340175173
>I get home to make it safe to post.
disgusting workfags get of my board
>tfw bkub actually drew a d.va
>It's not in his classic style
oh well
>people think Reinhardt is useless
>only reason they get to shoot the enemy safely is because of his barrier
Tanking is a thankless job, all votes goes automatically to the healer.
>>340178358
>hey Bkub draw D.va
>ok
This fucking guy
>>340174329
Why is this board infested with faggots
>>340178132
All the story in this game is told through outside media you have to sift through all the videos and comics and other shit to put together a coherent world
>>340178471
>people think Reinhardt is useless
Said no one ever.
>>340178493
he drew tracer too
>>340178026
The organisation was completely corrupt before it was shut down, they forced Reinhardt to retire because he asked too many questions about their aims and goals.
>>340178026
Yes but Mercy's condemnation of the organisation is what caused the Petras Act to succeed
>>340176925
Average reaper player
>>340177764
It's speculated that Mercy fucked up a when she tried to revive him at some point. He even throws a few lines out about how "she did this to him". He even groans when an enemy mercy successfully revives her teammates.
>>340178471
Reinhardt x Mercy OTP Aryan couple.
>>340178012
76 dad is what I wish my dad was
>>340178668
I hope we actually get new Overwatch lore as things go on.
I like the backstory, but with there being no progression after Winston recalls Overwatch, shit seems deflated.
>>340175894
that's a really puffy vulva
>>340177404
Another spray shows that he keeps all of his shotguns in his jacket
>>340175940
D.VA is cute... CUTE!!!
>>340178949
They plan on having "seasons" releasing a series of four videos at a time alongside comics to keep the story going.
>>340175206
>>340178949
I mean, it's really only been a little over a week since launch. Give it time
>>340178747
Is it Reaper name time?
>>340169979
Mercy says "you probably shouldn't tell your friends about this" when killing someone, dumbass. That's probably the smuggest line in the game, considering how strong her pistol is.
>>340175924
Who's moot?
>>340178747
Someone posted a compilation of Reaper names a while back. Anyone have it, it's great.
>>340178964
Why is Tracer so uncultured and trashy? Is it the chav?
>>340169979
>muh Aryan goddess
fuck off
>>340178949
I hope they just explain how reaper and widowmaker can be on the same team as the rest of them.
>>340179285
She's a filthy slag.
>>340179159
Why yes.
>>340179135
I know, but there doesn't seem to be anything explaining why people are fighting.
Who the fuck wants the Doomfist? Why is Blackwatch a thing? Is the government going to attack Overwatch? Why did the events of Titan happen?
There's more that we could have, but we don't have it yet.
>>340179092
That sounds awesome, can you link me to where they said it?
>>340176569
>Ghost Trick poster
Good taste, Hana
>>340179264
https://twitter.com/reapernames
>>340179363
What happens in the game has fuckall to do with the actual lore.
>>340176960
Now I fully expect a 76 "what the fuck is that thing"
>>340179363
The game isnt canon
>>340179471
I know, but it's still strange, especially when theres dialogue between them and the rest of the team implying they are working together reluctantly.
>>340177553
>Reaper: Poor Winston, has to hide away so he doesn't scare the children
>Winston: I doubt even children are afraid of you
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCDeCMECDLU
Do you think Zarya is secretly in love with Zenyattas cool nature?
>Zarya: I've got my eye on you, Omnic.
>Zenyatta: And I shall watch your back in turn.
>>340179591
>sees thumbnail
>this is gonna be "great"
>5 seconds in
>text to voice
>nopes out of there.
>>340179575
It's also strange how you can have 12 Genjis on the same map
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340179363
Think of it like how in comic books villains and heroes will occasionally form uneasy alliances for a bit
>>340179708
12 genji's is pretty funny though.
>>340176925
You really can't take him seriously, and it's hilarious.
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
would you a cyborg
>>340178573
Estrogen in the water.
Waterfags drink water.
>>340175894
Should not want.
>>340179708
>have two Tracers on a team
>they worry about their timelines being fucked up again
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340179575
It's like how in TF2 the games are only semi-canon. With the story being told through other things like the comics.
>>340179859
It's just a suit m8, Blizzard confirmed.
Why do most of the cancer team setups have at least one of the same hero? Why can't they just disable stacking for fucks sake
>>340179973
I'd fuck that suit
>>340179471
>>340179264
>tfw have a name that sounds pretty edgy
>am now afraid of playing reaper out of fear of being part of the screenshot
Fuck I thought it was a good man too
>>340179973
>He didnt open the picture.
>no pharah & mercy porn
why
>>340179471
>baglebites
>>340180000
But man, we surely need two hanzos and two widowmakers on this attack teamNice quads
>>340179973
Not the mechaqueen skin you dumdum
>>340179708
Well I mean if there are two Tracers on the team, there's a chance they'll talk to each other
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340179623
As a Zarya player, that line made me start playing Zenyatta. What a cheerful, honest guy.
>>340179859
YES
>>340178964
Poor Gabriel, he didn't ask for any of this.
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>4 heroes per team
Is this game balanced now?
>>340180043
Tell us what it is. We'll only tease you a little if it's funny.
>>340178012
>chipe
>>340180384
PHARAH IS CUTE!
>>340180384
>cant maintain eye contact
cute desu
>>340179859
Pharah a best
>>340179491
That's a good idea.
>>340180043
>Mfw I have List of edgy as fuck names to pick
>mfw I'm tryharding as hard as possible to win to make it pro
D.Va will never be picked again after this.
Why isnt Symmetra listed as a defense hero instead? Makes no srnse. Also fuck the "no builder" and "no sniper" tags.
>>340179859
I want to kiss her metal lips.
>>340180197
Man, junkrats damage bugs the piss out of me sometime. Not saying he should be nerfed, it just seems crazy a times
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340180338rageinducing, there's nothing edgy about it, I just couldn't think of anything and got it from stranges in tf2
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340180384
>We want the PSO Audience
>>340180890
I see no issues with that.
>>340180890
Or, you know,......./m/........
>tfw Blizzard's merchandise store will never have Mercy's stained pantyhose for sale
>>340171113
is there a nsfw version of this?
>>340180949
Was just pointing it out. For the longest time I was seeing a Gundam until I remembered the Robot Race in PSO.
>>340181015
pic related, I think they are closer to PSO than to any actual mecha.
>>340176925
Reaper is great because his over-the-top brooding and edgyness is such a contrast to the rest of the cast that it's comical that he's ended up being on the same team as a gorilla in a spacesuit or a rollerblading DJ.
You know it just kills Reaper to be fighting on the same team as these clowns, and it's great.
>>340180542
She underpowered. Needs some serious buffs and being able to cancel ult to be viable again.
>play tracer
>kill xxxreaperxxx
>tracer changes her voice and says "death comes"
I literally laughed.
![[Coalgirls]_Fullmetal_Alchemist_Brotherhood_60_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[1487AB03].mkv_snapshot_21.10_[2016.01.30_01.03.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GXaEuyV.jpg "[Coalgirls] Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood 60 (1280x720 Blu-ray FLAC) [1487AB03].mkv snapshot 21.10 [2016.01.30 01.03.12]")
>try to quick switch my weapon
>accidentally hit ult
i can't handle this
>>340179863
Actually this, especially plastic water bottles.
>>340181203
he speaks to that angtsy teenager who is too cool to take shit seriously inside all of us
>>340179471
SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP
>>340181323
>try to ult
>accidentally quit the game
>>340181207
Its called don't play her when the enemy team has a good soldier or any hero that counters her cause she will die instantly from them. She can destroy anyone else easily. I've seen a lot of game carrying Pharahs. Git gud at her desu.
>>340181272
>go on 4chan
>See this post
>realize the poster is autistic
I literally laughed.
She's obviously best girl
>Play in the kickoff tourney
>Mercy carries us by reviving us every time and not letting the enemy team push the car
>We play on attack
>She does the same while healing me as I put up my shield as rein
We lost anyway, but every team needs Mercy
>>340181526
Good Pharahs give a type of cancer that I didn't know existed.
>>340181624
t. reaper player
http://markraas.tumblr.com/post/145375432552/cold-stare-of-death
Some of these are great.
>>340176925
Reaper is hilariously innocent
>>340178081
HUG
KIDS
PROVIDE
WARMTH
SNACKS
DINNER'S READY
COOKOUTS
>>340181748
t. tracer "main"
>>340181624
>"LOL I called him autistic! XD"
Literal retard post.
>>340181748
>tfw my fapping station has a mirror right in front of it
>melee someone as Mercy
>"You probably shouldn't tell your friends about that"
Why is Mercy so smug?
>>340181860
I barely play her.
>tfw play 76 a lot
>EVERY time I shit on the enemy reaper'
Well somebody had to do it
>>340181886
>waifu fags
>posts a literal shitpost
woah hey now.
>>340178081
>>340181834
>>340178081
>Get
>out
>of
>my
>lawn
>>340181170
True. /m/lads do seem to have a wide array of taste when it comes to bots though.
>>340181761
He made the only Overwatch comic which summed up my entire beta experience.
>>340181207
I do feel like she's easily countered, but that's part of the game. Everyone just keeps rotating to the other's counter until gg.
is there a reload button in this game? hitting "r" does jackshit
>>340181996
>having fun
>forcefully reminded Mei exists
Mei ruins my day
>>340182197
>one of them isn't Genji
7/10
>>340181931
Swiss are natural born smug people.
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340181996
mei should just be removed from the game, she's too easy to use and literally revolves around killing fun
>>340181972
YOUNG PUNKS
GET OFF MY LAWN
>>340182224
Yes "R" reloads. Which hero? Some like Hanzo don't have to reload. Check the settings to see if you unbound it
>>340182335
Das it Torbjörn das it
>>340182335
>azione migliore
>>340182197
fucking hell
>reinhardt getting fugged by a particularly tenacious genji
>be toblerone, snap off a few shots and kill genji for him
>reinhardt says 'thank you, my diminutive swedish friend'
>Reaper names
>>340182468
Why does that face of Mercy remind me of some manga/h-manga I read. It looks familiar.
>>340182260
>2 mei's defending the last point on Honomura
>literally cannot fucking win because one contests the point while invulernable and when the bitch dies the other has respawned to do the same
>this goes on for 10 something minutes until we lose
I really really REALLY hate Mei
>>340179390
>DARKPIKACHU
>>340178874
>Limey
>Cunt
>Slag
I'm conflicted
>>340175206
ALL TIN CANS MUST HANG
>>340181748
>>340181860
>t.
What is this dank new meme?
>>340182224
by looking at your post, I suspect you main McCree. Press shift to reload your Fan the Hammer
>>340182758
>new
t. Reddit
>>340182786
Or just press R to reload...
>>340179390
Part of me wants to believe these are just people trolling and using those names to look retarded, but it's probably the case that these people playing reaper are actually that retarded
>>340182786
no, anon here was right >>340182457
it was unbound for some reason
>>340176610
Jesus fuck reddit's drawfags make /v/'s drawfags look like professional artists
That picture looks like ass vomit
>>340182928
Reaper is cutest husbando.
>>340182928
If we want the best examples of shitty Reaper names, we'd have to use PS4 handles, as PSN has yet to allow players to change theirs.
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340181996
Truly the worst.
>>340176610
I'd be embarrassed to upload something like that.
>>340182398
Knowing you are having no fun when I play Mei gives me the most fun.
They should make Tobjorn's turret's require upkeep like they can run out of ammo and have to be reloaded using scrap. Or slow down its instant loooooooooong range tracking for goodness sake. They are way too powerful when having to deal with other enemies at the same time.
>>340179471
sleep tight reapper
>up on a ledge with Widow
>unzoom for a second
>a Reaper is teleporting right beside me
>zoom in on his face
>headshot him as soon as he materializes
Should've been recording, it was the funniest shit.
>>340181996
This is why Mei is my favorite character to play.
>freeze someone
>Sorry, sorry sorry!
>teabag
>Icicle to the head
Let the salt flow
>>340183545
>playing Genji
>Mei starts hunting me for some reason
>I get her extremely low
>she starts to run away and spam "Sorry, sorry, sorry!"
>>340183362
Not to mention they have the standard health of a character.
>>340176779
>Hi
>>340182335
at first glance of this thumbnail, i thought his beard was an ass
>>340183362
Torb is already a tier3-4 character, and so, perfectly fine. nerfing anything from him would be a disaster.
>>340182758
t. newfag
>>340183934
>>340183924
>>340182758
I've only been seeing it here for about a month, and was hoping it would go away like most of the facebook/twitter memes. Don't even try to tell me that shit originated here.
>>340183651
I do that before turning into a safe-space-cicle.
>jump on point
>Sorry, sorry!
>lshift
>>340183545
>Get Winstons SORRY ABOUT THAT voice line.
>Always leap into the back of the enemy pack, kill the Mercy, and spam SORRY ABOUT THAT
>Leap out
>SOMEONE KILL THIS FUCKIN MONKEY ALREADY
A magical place
>>340183545
Mei is so overpowered.
>1 shotting from 100m
>freeze starts in less than a second
>no cooldowns because once one is pushed the other one is finished
>regen in iceblock
The ice thing should melt after a few meters to prevent this shitty 1 shotting from miles.
Freezing shouldn't start so fast, maybe only if you aim on the head.
>>340184145
But it did.
>>340184182
Every round as Winston i have to hype myself up with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szRzyPh_4eo
>>340184306
I sort of agree. I can see them nerfing the icicle a bit. I countersnipe all the time with it. It is REALLY good against braindead hanzos who try to peek spam arrows around corners.
>>340184212
oh wow this is pretty great content.
>>340184306
>The ice thing should melt after a few meters to prevent this shitty 1 shotting from miles.
I'd actually love that. Makes sense too.
>>340184438
Isn't "burdo bordo" also a Finnish approximation of "pedobear"?
>>340179580
The dialog in this game is so fucking bad. That's a complete non-sequitur.
Isn't blizzard meant to be known for their lore building and writing abilities?
>>340179264
I got you famalam.
>>340184629
But blocks of ice take hours to melt unless you break them up in normal temperatures
>>340184775
He talks about the shots, and by the way you also cannot just let and icewall appear if you go for the realism.
>>340184145
>Facebook/Twitter
"t." is short for "terveiset". Regards in Finnish.
It originated here. How the fuck can that be drove back to tumblr/facebook?
Did you even get a finnish meme degree from 4chan university?
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340184689
>i'm autistic
>>340184868
>realism
>in overwatch
lel
>>340184930
i doubt he finnished getting it
>>340184930
>it originated here
from the finnish imageboard, not 4chins
>>340185173
had enough of your shit, carlos.
>>340184438
The evolution of memes is a beautiful and disgusting thing.
>>340180534
Pretty sure it's PTSD. Soldiers get it and it tends to result in them looking around a lot quickly.
The soldiers playing the accordion in the remove kebab song does it a lot.
>>340185281
I meant imageboard in a broader sense, but yeah.
>>340185232
I'd wait out until everyone was dead, and fuck that dead ass.
>>340184212
replace the message with a medical bill
Is their a tracer hypno?
>>340169979
>you will never be in a lesbian relationship with Mercy
>>340178747
>dankystanky
I laffed
>>340185698
But i want to be Mercy
>>340169979
that's because she has mercy on her enemies
>>340185851
Same. Good thing we have the escapism of video games
>>340180729
Sorry, Pharah's only intoSwiss girls.
>>340169979
How did she overtake widowmaker in popularity here?
>>340178860
Why lines? I only know the "you tell me doc" one
>>340169979
>the greatest insult an enemy can suffer to be ignored
>>340185232
try tongue
but hole
>>340186610
>moms
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>340186610CUTE!!!
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340186802
You can't stand in the way ofthe purest love.
>>340186610
But 2 girls can't have a korean child.
>mercy
>pure
>>340186514
Healsluts.
Beardless Reyes looks handsome as fuck. It's like he just stepped out of Jojo.
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340184742
>Atheismo
Do you think Pharah could beat Zarya in a fight?
>>340184742
>Cummies
>JizzDragon
>>340179390
>jizzdragon
lol
>>340185698
but I want to give her the d
>>340186545
Another one is where he says "Remember doc, you did this."
>>340178471
imagine how big his dick is
>>340187431
Dick lenght is inversely proportional to your height.
>>340181761
forced as fuck
>>340184689
>Isn't blizzard meant to be known for their lore building and writing abilities?
top kek m8
Have you read any blizzard lore made in the last 13 years?
>posting lesbians
>not posting boys
What are you fuckin gay?
>>340187491
t. manlet
>>340187390
She's not interested.
FRESH OFF THE PRESSES
>just start a game on the Russian map
>One person starts playing as Soldier 76
>Then another
>Then another
>Everyone is Soldier 76
>Win within a minute
>Enemy team tries to go all Bastion, too late
Is Soldier 76 OP?
>>340178846
>tfw you will never be this cool
The amount of autism this game sparked still surprises me.
>>340184742
>Jizzneyland69
>>340178471
>people think Reinhardt is useless
Never.
>>340187691
He is when everyone is soldiers
>>340184742
every time
>>340181384
fuark i only drink water from plastic bottles
>>340187691
Kind of. Hes also totally easy to use.
>>340186610
Autism
>>340187675
I can't wait for Blizz to reveal that they're actually straight.
>>340182563
they arr rook same
>>340187659In a manner of speaking.
>>340178012
76 and D.Va being father/daughter is the best thing to come out of these threads.
>>340187671
I'm 5.9 mate, I'm basically a living titan.
>>340178471
When I see that 20k damage blocked you bet you ass I'm voting for that over the fucking 3 medal Bastion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbQgZhmIpkA
Mercy is cute, CUTE!
I'm really glad this is a thing.
>>340186927
Gross. Pharah x Mercy probably won't even be canon, but at least it could be. Widow x Tracer makes no sense at all.
>>340188101
>5'9"
>living titan
This is what manlets actually believe.
>>340180751
Matches him pretty well, don't ya think?
>>340188173
This is a ship I didn't think I'd take on
only good thing about this shitty game
>>340188101
Sure you are.
>>340188047
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>340188292
>hair down
>>340188047
disgusting, please dont associate my future wife with that disgusting designated shitter
>>340179471
Sleep type Reaper
>>340188217
I'm also 202 pounds you'd shit your pants if you saw me in real life.
>>340188047
CUUUUUTEEE
say something nice about mercy
>>340188209
Nah man.
Mercy is straight, Swiss aryan basic character.
Pharah is autistic, that's her trait.
Tracer is the most likely to be normal, being the main marketed character. Most gay people in fiction aren't main characters.
Widow is almost certainly a lesbian. French.
>>340187150
Yes. Zarya may have more muscles, but she is just an athlete, Pharah is a warrior.
>>340188449
>5'9
>202lbs
kys m8
>>340178132
Theres a wiki that sums most of it up.
>>340179390
One guy I was in several matches with was named "XANIMEDRAGONX" and continued to only play genji and hanzo the rest if the day.
I also asked a Roadhog named "Bane1985" why he wore the mask but he didn't reply
>>340181631
>Pocket sand!
Can someone make a koth edit for this?
>>340188481
She's perfect.
>>340188483
Widowmaker can't be.
She was the wife of an Overwatch agent. She was kidnapped by talon and experimented on to become the perfect killer, then brainwashed to be a sleeper agent for Talon.
She was activated one night and killed her husband.
>>340188481
She's nice andI want to fuck her through her spandex
>>340188481
i'm gonna marry mercy!
>>340188481
She's cute and nice and is the best girl in the game and wants to be like everyone
>>340188481
She's cute
>37 years old
how?
>>340181624
Found xxxreaperxxx
>>340188642
Fresh OC, just for you.
>Soldier 76 and Reaper on team
>Tanking as Reinhardt
>Whole game the two back and forth "What are you looking at?"
>Allow it as long as we win.
>Win next 3 games.
>>340188676
Here's the thing.
Widowmaker WASN'T lesbian when she was her normal self.
But it IS possible they made her a lesbian during brainwashing to make sure she wouldn't feel anything for her husband.
>>340188483
Symmetra's the autistic one, not Pharah.
Tracer seems like she's not picky at all. She's bi at the very least.
>>340188676
the brainwashing probably included making her a lesbian
>>340188763
Nanomachines. Instead of turning into the hulk like armstrong he stays young.
>>340188763
>those thighs
I want her to bare my kids
>>340188763
healing magic/tech. she literally does regenerative stuff, i think she can stop aging effects pretty easily.
it's also because she'swhiteand alsoperfect
>>340188763
Medical science my friend.
>>340188850
>>340188857
That could be true I suppose.
>>340188763
Was she fucking 17 when Overwatch was founded
And isn't she a founding member?
>>340189049
No she's second wave
>>340184438
Wish it went into the age of gondola.
>>340189173
Gondola is just an anti-meme and doesn't count.
>>340188763
She can see people's souls and bring the back to life. What do you think?
>>340183362
Just pick D.Va, she annihilates turrets and the midget.
>>340188481
She has good taste in women.
>>340188857
Symmetra's just OCD
>>340188852
i love how accurate this picture is
>>340188898
but she's long past her expiration date
why would you want an old lady like her?
>>340189385
>Symmetra's just OCD
>has 2 different arms
>>340189417
To make her feel like a young woman again.
>>340183362
Wait... Someone is having troubles from torb's turret?
The thing is flimsy as shit. I treat it like a minisentry and just toss the thing out where I think it'll be a pain for people.
Just peek it down, everyone out damages torb's normal melee speed anyway so he can't fix it fast enough to save it.
>>340187912
It's not that he's easy to use, it's the most versatile hero he can do everything but tanking.
>>340189294
By the way, why CAN she do that?
>>340189417
Medical science. She's probably physically 22 forever.
>>340188483
Symmetra is actually autistic though
>>340177058
>2016
>not taking the opportunity to say A-MEI-ZING
>>340189417
Because this is my fetish.
>>340188481
She's almost as good at healing as Lucio
>>340189457FUCK
>>340184212
>message isn't in german since it's the enemy team
it's shit
>>340183362
i hate how they say it has a limited range. there are more safe spaces for the turret then dangerous places where people can stand outside of its range in all of the maps. The thing is so fast it can shoot genji mid dash
>>340188483
Even if both Tracer and Widowmaker were gay, it wouldn't make any sense for them to be together. Maybe before Widow killed Robopope, but not after.
>>340189762
TF2 had it perfect, where turrets beeped and it took about a second for it to lock onto you.
>>340189849
you're forgetting turrets in TF2 were garbage until they let you move them and they added the wrangler
>>340175179
Get off my board tumblercunt
>>340189417
That depends. Is she delicious cake, or is she used goods?
>>340186610
made it better
>>340179390
I played against jizzdragon
>>340187425
When rezzed by her he says "at least you got it right THIS time"
>>340189935
100% pure
>>340175639
This.
>>340189606
No, she isn't. A few people have, for some reason, decided that she must be autistic because:
A) She is said to be a little different
and
B) The word spectrum was in her comic
This is such shitty logic that it's hard for me to grasp. The comic is just saying she's eccentric, and that she falls towards the weird spectrum of people as opposed to being in the middle. If they draw a scene with her in a doctor's office with a doctor going "It's definitive, you are autistic!", then you'll be right. Short of that though, you're wrong.
>>340190181
woah calm there pajeet, nobody is making fun of your waifu
>>340189762
>Enemy turrets
Can see me from across the map, through the smallest gap, and take 75% of my health in a second.
>My turrets
Take an hour to turn around. Can be shot through walls.
>>340184212
I don't get this one. Is that an enemy mercy about to rez the entire enemy team? Or is she rezzing Hanzo's teammates?
>>340178949
They'll advance the story with new balance patches and hero releases and competitive seasons and such.
>>340175965
With a face of a 20~ year old
>>340188850
>a lesbian will be okay with killing a man just because she isn't attracted to him sexually
>this is what 4chan actually believes
>>340190038
The purest.
>>340190181
Prove me wrong then faggot
Protip: You can't
>>340190273
the enemy mercy rezzing the enemy team
>>340190252
My name is Pajeep.
>>340190273
She's rezzing the enemy team. It's a terrible, over done, redraw of a simple edit joke.
>>340189923
Torb also has non-turret things that make him good, like a free 25 armor bonus, a decent gun, and a really good special.
>>340189049
The founders were
Morrison
Reyes
Ana Amari
Reinhardt
Laois
>>340189740
That's false because I've heard non-english on my team and on the enemy team in the same match.
>>340190038
Actually pure, or do her nanomachines regen her hymen?
>>340173807
>that 1 frame of dorritos
my sides
>>340190393
So does engineer with disp/tele and the two best guns in the game. What's your point?
>>340190319
>dyke in denial about her man-murdering habits
>>340190038
Even if she is used goods, she can use her
MEDICAL
SCIENCE
to restore her virginity every time.
>>340190181
>2 + 2 = X
>WELL X CANT BE 4 BECAUSE ITS DOESNT SAY SO EXPLICITLY UNLESS WE GET CONFIRMATION FROM GOD THAT X EQUALS 4, WE'LL NEVER KNOW AND YOU'LL ALWAYS ME WRONG
>>340190383
OK it was confusing because enemy mercy's say "Helden sterb' nicht", not Heroes never die
>>340190319
I meant it more like
>Hey, let's make this girl a lesbian so that there's no chance in hell that her Overwatch husband will break her conditioning with the power of love because it's that kind of world.
>>340182594
>playing with friends as a 6 mei team
>get steam rolled till last point
>stall them forever by ice blocking in turn, eventually win deep into overtime by wiping them with 3 ults
: ^ ) SORRY SORRY SORRY
>>340179390
>a grim reaper 91
a 25 year old man still uses that name
>>340189606
Vincent?
>>340182468
sauce on author?
>>340182468
>Spelling "Oi" wrong
How?
>broke up with gf 4 months ago because she couldn't stand a LDR
>blonde
>german
>studied medicine
>play overwatch
>teammate picks mercy
>"I'll take care of you"
mfw
>>340190973
>Not noticing EDGEX87
>29 and still in that phase
>>340191373
Same except my gf is currently in Africa and prefers if I don't try to contact her
>>340189541
>not that easy
>>340177014
>killing Reaper as Junkrat
>"why so serious"
slightly too generic, but hey it fits, since he is just an explosive, Australian Joker
>>340191373
tfw know that feel
>>340190934
CANCER
>>340191512
Don't get this. "You were always..." ??
>>340190319
>getting sexuality advice from 4chan
>getting it from /v/
>>340191526
>my gf is currently in Africa and prefers if I don't try to contact her
I'm sure she's having a great time :)
>>340184742
>Vapegod
>Ovenjew1942
>Darkluigi
This is too good to be real
>>340191526
Doesn't want the cellphone to distract her from Muogga and Tyrone BBC
>>340191619
the artist was a chink trying to speak human
>>340191530
>only 20 killing blows
>he thinks getting one bullet in and then it counting as a kill impressive
>>340179471
sleep tight reapper
>>340186315
>Implying Pharah isn't a good Muslim
>>340186315
>I'll be patching you up, as usual.
What did she mean by this.
>>340191681
>Tyrone
but that's a basketball american name
>>340191814
>final blows
Everyone has that and yet fail to get more than 40.
But Mercy is old enough to be a Grandma
>>340191579
what animaniacs still is this originally from
>>340191905
>Literal pagan iconography on her face
>A good Muslim
yeah, naw
This game brings out the rage within me. This community is trash and playing a tank with stupid teammates is suffering
>>340192337
embrace the trash
>>340184742
>Sonichu
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340186569
Jesus Christ, I literally just got the "but hole" pun.
>>340175894
Thank you, anon
>>340179471
SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP tight reaper.
>>340192337
>This community is trash
Trash community is a buzzword people say when they're shit at a video game.
That's why every competitive video game is said to have a trash community.
>>340192337
>be forced to play tank or healer every game because no one else will
>when I get tired of it and try something else I get shit on for not playing tank or healer
>>340170832
Where do you think you are, son?
>>340176168
>>340179905
Is this everyone's first day here or something? What the fuck's up with people today man.
>>340192705
it's summer. oldfags leave to do other shit, newfags show up in droves. it's how it's been for a while, and you'd know that if you weren't retarded.
>>340188449
fuck off Blaha
>>340169979
stop i don't want to fap
>>340179471
sleep tight reaper
>>340193031
Was trying to make an implication bucko.
Why is Mei so great.
>>340192547
>What is any MOBA
>What is CSGO
>>340193349
i'm not your bucko, buddy.
>>340193446
im not your buddy, pal
>>340184145
You mean you've only been here for a month.
>>340193439
competitive games people call trash because they're shit at it.
>>340188101
>tfw I'm 6'0" and think I'm short
You're can't hide from you tinyness, you manlet fuck
>>340192847
post this more often
>>340193540
I'm not your pal, guy.
>>340193689
her is some more OC
>>340188449
>Manlet trying to make up for the lack of height with weight
>>340179591
>Freaks the fuck out and throws a tantrum because she can't get a mcflurry
Surprisingly accurate.
>>340178471
I have to build walls to stop idiot shield from charging to their death
>>340192193
>comes from a country where 95% of people are Muslim
>implying the likelihood of here being Muslim isn't extremely high
>>340193562
Been seeing the stupid bretty gud :DDDD bear for years, but this t. business has only been widespread lately.
>>340193659
You did not elaborate and just repeated what you said. Well done, gold star anon.
>>340176245
Holy jesus fucking christ.
>>340188449
5'3'' here, chill the fuck out.
If you are so insecure about your height that you have to call yourself a "living titan" on an anonymous inageboard, you should take a break from the internet mate and work on your people skills.
>>340176245
>how mei could look like if she wasnt a fat pig.jpg
>>340188449
What's your big 3, lets hear it.
>Play 76
>Overtime
>Use my ult
>Take down pharah right as she starts ulting
>Take down 76 as he activates his ult
>Take down mercy as she glides in to ult
>Take down torbjorns turret and force him to run away
>Push the cart into the objective alone
>All within 10 seconds
>Play of the game is winston killing one person and damaging two others who are killed by someone else before dying himself to our fucking mercy
No. Fuck off blizzard.
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