>its the middle of a sunny afternoon
>you're cooped up in your room as usual browsing /vp/
>there's a knock at your front door
>a large yellow burly man is standing at your door holding a giant hammer
>its fawkes
>"excuse me mister, I would prefer to not be asking this and leave you to get on with your day but... could i stay with you for a while, i have no where to live and i was hoping you will find the kindness in your heart to let me crash with you for a while."
What do?
>>340169761
I ment to type /v/ not /vp/
>>340169761
SUCK HIS DIIIIIIIIICKCKK
>>340169948
is actually she
sorry fucker, but it's not your destiny that i help you to not fucking die
>>340171707
Yeah fuck that guy
>>340169761
Eh, sure. Im not cold blooded. If he can help with the bills and rent I don't mind a roommate. Just so long as he cleans up after himself and bathes enough. Probably would need to get a job though and I wouldn't mind helping out or vouching for him.
>>340169761
Refuse by saying "It's your destiny to have no where to live, I wouldn't rob you from that"
>>340171931
>>340171707
Savage
you're a too big guy
>>340169761
You have to go back
>>340169761
UUUH SURE, BUT ONLY IF YOU GO IN AND FIX PROJECT PURITY IN MY PLACE
Call over my brotherhood of steel mates chilling by the jukebox
>letting him finish the line instead of shooting him in the gabber the second you see a trash mutie
disgusting
