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>>340152514
How did this happen?
>>340152514
>>340152571
STARTING A PETITION RIGHT NOW
REMOVE THIS SCORE
IT'S A 10/10
>>340152571
>IGN of all places is more grounded than NDfags
What went wrong?
>>340152514
How is the third act a negative?
It's the first two that are atrocious and nothing like Uncharted.
lmao
>>340152571
They are not wrong though.
9 is still a great score.
Is this game shit or are they mad that it isn't a perfect 10?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXaXz-0fWkI
This video pretty much sums up what /v/ is doing with this game or should i say false flag :^)
i love this game and i love the franchise but i don't think it should be a 10/10
>>340152514
>movie
>slick gameplay
wat
>>340152717
>review
>spoilers the end in the review
whoa edgy
>>340152742
Any sonyexclusive review that isn't 10/10 is PCFRIENDS trolling and needs to be cens... I mean removed from the internet.
>>340152514
What's funny?
>>340152730
9 is mediocre dude 9.5 and 10 are good scores.
>>340152571
Yeah whos fault is that IGN?
>>340152514
DELETE THIS ITS PERFECT NINTENDO PAID IGN TO GIVE IT A LOWER SCORE
>>340152908
9 is a flop according to /v/ because it's a PS4 exclusive. Likewise, 9.1 - 10 is paid.
>>340152809
>people actually wanted that reviewer fired
lmao what the fuck it's not like he's the guy who reviews God Hand on IGN
>>340152908
It's a movie being high rated on a videogames publication.
>>340152571
all the inflated review scores are partly their fault. video game critique is the worst of any medium.
>>340152871
you can spoil dogshit story
>>340152908
>>340152908
I actually highlighted the dislike bar Gramps.
>>340152514
>9/10, too much game
Never change, IGN
>>340152963
>he doesn't use a 0.05 increment system
Serves you right, shills.
>>340152707
It drags on for a long ass time. The first two acts did new things, the third act was just same old Uncharted.
Still, a solid 9/10 and really the perfect way to end the series.
>>340153085
Oh.probably just children griefing for the lulz
Should be a 6/10 for lack of imagination.
>It's another boring derivative western normiecore shooter
BRAVO.
>>340153098
>Sony dudes are this stupid
Length = Quality.
>>340152514
Why is multiplayer considered a "pro"?
>comments are full of saying this deserved more because some COD game did
do these faggots realize different people reviewed them?
>>340152514
DELETE THIS BEFORE THE PKEKS SEE IT
DELETE THIS NOW!!!
IM CALLING OBAMA SO THAT THE SCORE WILL BE RAISED
DELETE THIS
>>340153326
Because it's good
>>340152514
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp/2016/05/12/uncharted-4-a-thiefs-end-review-this-four-part-series-should-have-ended-after-part-one/
https://www.change.org/p/washington-post-remove-the-washington-post-review-from-uncharted-4-s-metascore
i can't even blame this one on uncharted fans. theres another stupid petition to remove IGN's review of doom. why are gamers such fucking crybabies?
>>340152864
only correct opinion
>>340153371
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>340153326
>>340153326
Maybe because it's explained in the actually review and not a 2 word summary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cXyQg_5uoc
I don't really understand anymore
>>340153326
because its the current year and games are either single or multiplayer now
>>340153445
Okay so they're literally underage.
Good to know.
>>340153437
It's sonyggers that are "clinging to it" if anything, look at that dislike bar, how can you be so triggered over a review?
>>340153279
>the first two acts did new things
They did nothing that TLoU didn't do. That's one of my biggest complaints actually. There is just too many TLoU influences in it which is not fitting at all.
>the third act was just same old Uncharted
And that's all I wanted. Adventure. Not this drama bs with no gameplay.
>a solid 9/10 and really the perfect way to end the series.
More like a 7. Overall the game barely felt like Uncharted.
>9/10 is a bad score
I mean come on, 8.8 was bad enough.
Granted, that was much funnier in context, but still.
>>340153419
>why are gamers such fucking crybabies?
Shut the fuck up and stop acting like you've never created a petition being on /v/. This is where these things are fucking started, normalshit.
>>340153335
>/v/ defending Cowadooty 10/10's
SUMMERRRRRR
>>340152514
Anyone needs any more reasons why score based rating is pure cancer ?
>>340153773
>Shut the fuck up and stop acting like you've never created a petition being on /v/.
Wait, you're telling me you've actually created petitions before?
>All those dislikes for a very good score
Now I remember why Sony fanboys are the worst fanbase around.
>>340153773
no i've never done that, quit projecting turbonerd
>>340153850
>I'm so illiterate that I don't know the difference between explaining and defending
Good to know champ
>>340153875
gaming journalism itself is cancer.
>>340153437
>PS4 exclusive got a 10/10
which one?
>>340153884
normalshits leave
>>340153950
REMINDER /V/
>>340153954
>TPP has a better score on Bone than on PS4
BTFO
>>340153850
not defending it, just saying that because some other retard gave shit a good score doesnt mean this should get a better score.
>>340153986
>He thinks petitions are a /v/ thing
You first buddy
>>340153850
sauce?
>>340154110
normalshits leave
>>340153850
>summerfag meme
>>340154198
Seriously?
>>340154234
I don't see a petition in there friend
>>340154198
http://exhentai.org/g/753050/0772bc0841/
>>340154262
>summer doesn't exist >>340154198
GO PLAY COWADOODY NORMALSHITS
>Bloated third act.
Add "Bloated first act" to that as well.
Only the middle act of the game is actually good.
>>340152514
I think it's the best Uncharted by a long mile.
I had no problem with the pacing either. The long trudging through Madagascar and those islands made it genuinely feel like an adventure.
My biggest gripe is they've never hinted at a brother until they forced him in. Outside of that, ND fucking knocked it out of the park.
>>340154354
i see retarded shit like that all year
>>340154364
Game is perfect. You just have ADD and don't look for treasures and don't talk to your partners.
>>340152871
you mean YOU CAN KILL YOUR SON AND NUKE BOSTON which was spoiled about a week before release?
>>340154347
>>340154275
I don't get it? can u just give me the gif hentai so i can fap
>>340154516
SUMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NORMALSHITS LEAVE
>>340152717
what review is this?
>>340154572
again, i see retards like that all year.
you just act like its different when it happens during summer
>>340154347
Wait a minute i recognize that boy.... anon are you trying to trick me le goofy.jpg
>>340154572
Calm down anon.
>>340154430
Oh please, it's a bunch of exposition and character building for a story that isn't even that good.
It's well written, I'll give them that, but it's pretty much as run of the mill as it gets
>>340153298
>It's another boring derivative cliche trope-laden japanese weebcore jrpg
>>340154347
>amputee
>anal
>bondage
>cbt
>guro
>piercing
>prostitution
>rape
>sex toys
>shotacon
>snuff
>torture
>urethra insertion
>>340154749
>run of the mill as it gets
And you're the type of person to call Vertigo a generic detective thriller lol
>>340154910
>>urethra insertion
The worst
>>340154910
Oh please. Every other thing on exhentai has some kind of rape.
>>340152514
DELETE THIS NOW
IGN WERE PAID BY NINTENDO AND XBOX AND THE PC
>>340154945
unless it's nonfatal cockvore, of course
>>340154749
Let me guess. You're favorite game story is Nier?
>>340154934
The story is pretty much National Treasure 2 dude.
>>340154038
Immediately triggered. Bioshock Infinite is the only game I've ever refunded. Not because it was bad, but because it was fucking boring. There is no way in hell this game is even a 8/10
>>340155060
The only thing both of those have in common is globe-trotting and treasure-hunting.
>>340152514
their complaint about the "bloated third act" was just made up bullshit. For some reason IGN expects constant globetrotting and that every area you travel to to get an equal amount screen time in the game; otherwise it's bad pacing
>>340155215
There's nothing wrong with that statement. The Last of Us and the Uncharted's are some of the best games of all time next to Crysis 1 and Half Life 2 and Symphony of the Night
>>340152514
Why are Sonyggers so obnoxious?
>>340153954
>undershit
>93
>>340152514
>still no perfect 10/10 game like Bioshock Infinite rated by multiple experts on IGN, Gamespot etc.
Gaming is truly dying.
>>340154973
>nonfatal
really, faggot?
testicular digestion or nothing.
>>340155319
Don't hate us cause you ain't us.
We're geneally
smarter
more creative
more open-minded
more artistic
more cultured
>>340154641
its a meme u dip
>>340152571
They literally caused this themselves and they are doing it with this game too
Uncharted 4 is not a 9 game, it's a banal cinematic corridor shooter filled with QTEs up the ass
I liked U4. One of my favourite franchises.
A nine is a fair score though, maybe a little high. A 10/10 rating should only be reserved for amazing games that come round once every decade.
Don't quite know what I didn't like about this game, just didn't feel as enjoyable as previous Uncharteds and TLoU. Think it was a combination of Sams character not being as likeable as Sully, Elena, Chloe or Cutter even. And the fact the pirate treasure story wasn't as interesting as the previous stories.
>>340152861
>occasionally lonely
>in the game where the characters talk the most during gameplay
>tfw you will never play Uncharted 4 for the first time ever again
why even live bros?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144092450.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464768665156.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465143359229.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465143558802.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465145028771.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465146391811.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464479191056.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464478954680.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464573215851.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464885360253.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464583366846.webm
>>340155991
jesus crist calm down man, it's just a game.
>>340152514
>not posting the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ2Fd7o8A90
The average Sony fan and it's pure autism.
>hates Uncharted
>yet pays full price for low budget waifu cashins
???
>>340156125
>linking to IGNorants video
Hello shill
>>340155978
>>340153028
I love how faggots take the shorthand pro's and con's of every IGN video and act like they're retarded. no YOU'RE retarded for not watching the review. Marty pointed out that the game didn't feel as polished in EVERY part of each level. Some parts are completely barren with nothing of interest when you go off the main path.
>>340155991
those npcs cant aim for shit
>>340156150
who are you talking about
>>340156161
>video name is Sonyggers
>IGN
>>340154468
Except for the fact that was always a fake spoiler.
>>340156290
Then say something like "some barren landscapes." It's supposed to be a summary that people see for the tl;dr version of the review, so when you say "occasionally lonely" it sounds like there's not much communication to the main character by other characters in the game. They should learn how to properly summarize their points.
>Muh Graphics
>Muh QTEs
>Muh easy A.I. that let's me win
>Muh brother
>Muh 10
I really miss traditional games. They were so fun unlike these game that play themselves and only look pretty. And they get 10/10 from everyone.
>>340153051
>video game critique is the worst of any medium.
This.
It's amazing how less known sites have to resort to being controversial to get anything done at all.
Just give up, people don't give a shit about sites other than IGN anyway.
>>340156301
I've talked to people on this very board who say the AI is overly-accurate and that the game is too hard on crushing (those webms are on crushing). A lot of people just dont know how the game is meant to be played
>>340156594
too bad you cant just go back in time to the good old days huh
>>340156715
What's the point of going back in time if nothing will change.
>The XB360 and PS3 generation will still happen.
>Normies will still begin playing games.
>Females, SLW, etc
There's no point when it will come to this again.
>>340156625
that's definitely not Crushing difficulty.
>>340155398
>bloated scores only count when they're on PS4 exclusives!!!one111!!one
>>340156994
it is, though. I know because I recorded most of those webms.
If you are in the middle of doing an animation that moves you (like transitioning to cover or punching someone), enemies will miss like 90% of their shots even from very close range until the animation completes, on any difficulty level
That slow motion webm is even on Crushing, and the guy barely gets hurt at all. You can tell because he only gets to shoot 3 grenades from the China Lake before it is emptied
>>340156594
What I want to know is WHY they get 10/10 from everyone. Like, you'd think that anyone who wanted to make game critiquing their hobby must really fucking love games, right? But in reality everyone I know who really loves games finds the triple A roller coaster ride games to be insipid and boring, yet reviewers seem to gobble that shit up.Good graphics? High budget voice acting? Template gameplay? Shit tier Hollywood movie script? 10/10
>>340154347
TO DEFEAT
THE HUNS
>>340152871
That explosion was in one of the trailers, unless he told you the context of it he's hardly spoiling, but for all I know he could've and I'm not seeking this out to check.
>>340155296
>uncharted
>tlou
>hl2
>best games ever
Like holy shit they barely even qualify as good games how is your taste so bad.
>>340157773
What are the best games ever in your opinion family?
>>340157856
I wouldn't know, I hate flat out saying "these games are better than every other game ever made" but that doesn't change the fact that the games you listed aren't very good.
>>340152514
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>>340157773
Oh you like weebshit too? :DD
As a fan of uncharted 1 and 2 (3 was a bit shit)
The 4th one is fucking dogshit. Sure, it looks really nice but most of the game is you just walking around. I don't want to drive a jeep around a big open area, I want to shoot niggers in the head.
>>340155319
>that chink in the bottom right that starts crying
i wish i could get this emotional over a game reveal desu
>>340158223
Yeah, my mom says I have ADD too.
>>340158212
Kek holy shit nice try at putting words in my mouth but no, I actually prefer western games for the most part, just not shitty ones.
>>340158394
>Kek holy shit
stopped reading there.
>>340158223
ur retarded
>>340152514
IGN
Disregard and move along
>>340158497
why?
>>340158465
You're really bad at this, aren't you?
Don't worry by the time summer is over I'm sure you'll know how to shitpost just as well as those of us who are here year round.
>>340158563
use the encounter select (or better yet the MP) if you want to shoot niggers in the head. You dont have to play the non-combat sections more than once ever if they annoy you that much
>>340155069
No, you're just incapable of having fun.
>>340157474
It's called progress, faggot.
Colin Moriarty's favorite games of all time are Mega Man 3, FF Tactics, Wild Arms, Symphony of the Night, and The Last of Us.
He still loves Uncharted an puts 4 up there with one of the greatest video game stories.
They're just great fucking games, hipster weeb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVHjIaST6XM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II2VHj9cWOU
>>340158813
Wait wasn't he the faggot that started the whole entitlement bullshit?
>>340155398
>It's okay for uncharted to get 93 but not undertale
>>340157474
>Shit tier Hollywood movie script
What does that even mean?
I feel like a lot of /v/ that shits on movies here has no clue what a good script is and how great Hollywood is. The greatest films of all time were major studio productions, not indie arthouse bullshit.
>>340158813
Question, why the fuck should I care what this faggot thinks about games? Especially when his list of favorite games of all time are probably the safest fucking games you could possibly say. I mean shit I love Megaman and would agree that 3 is probably one of the best (although 2 is still a hugely close contender) but I wouldn't call a megaman game on of the best games ever.
>>340159013
He's smarter than you'll ever be in your life.
And weren't Giant Bomb the faggots that gave Bioshock Infinite a 10/10 or Uncharted a 5/5?
http://www.giantbomb.com/reviews/uncharted-4-a-thiefs-end-review/1900-744/
>>340159178
>how great hollywood is
>>340159243
>safe
Alright, then you ARE a hipster.
Let me guess. You're also the type of person that calls Overwatch Reddit: the Game?
>>340159284
stay mad
>>340155670
That's Uncharted 1 you're describing. Uncharted 2, 3, 4 are pretty good.
Fuck NDfags who want UC4 to be a 10 though. It's not a perfect game.
>>340155461
So you're basically the macfags of gaming.Nice
>>340159402
>greatest AMERICAN films of all time
lol
>>340159426
>Fuck NDfags who want UC4 to be a 10 though. It's not a perfect game.
It is though.
>>340159341
If by "hipster" you mean someone who actually plays games aside from ones that are already hugely popular that literally everybody has played then yeah. Not saying any of the games he listed are bad (although TLOU is intensely mediocre and him putting it on his list basically invalidates any claims to taste he might have) but there are better fucking games that exist, with plenty of them being relatively popular or AAA.
>>340155319
EBIN THEY REMADE A GAME WE CAN EASILY PLAY RIGHT NOW xDDD
IT'S NOT LIKE ALMOST EVERY REMAKE IS TRASH xDDD
When will they learn?
Anons, how did this happen?
https://twitter.com/myuRanRan/status/739754837395410945
>>340159284
He has a point though, along with the shit, basically all the good movies come from the same studios. "Hollywood" could be talking about Transformers 4, your favourite movie (I had a few ideas, but I knew no matter what I put it would be greentexted followed by ">good", so pick what you want) or even The Citizen Cane of filmsNational Treasure.
>>340159457
And what does that mean?
Uncharted 3 only seemed worse and worse as time went on after release. You kept noticing more and more flaws.
U4 is not like that at all. The longer I play this game, the more I notice and appreciate all the little nuances and details that make it so good
>>340152514
wow, game is literally blunder of the millenium
>>340156125
I like it.
>>340152514
people are right in disliking it
its a 8 at best
>>340159609
I dunno but I've been waiting since amamami 3 came out. Seismic da best.
>>340159681
that Americans make the best films
>>340159178
i agree that it's annoying that people assume they sound like patricians by bashing hollywood but you know as well as I do exactly what he meant. You're just doing the same thing by trying to sound patrician by shitting on an established narrative.
>>340159752
it's objectively a 9 at worst
>>340159547
The stealth is decent but the gunfights are too easy. It's the best Uncharted game but not a genre-defining 10/10 game. I enjoy the MGSV influence though.
>>340159768
Oh so all of a sudden you trust "film journalists" but not "game journalists"?
>>340157474
>Template gameplay?
huh? Name one other game that plays like the webms in >>340155991
In terms of combat mechanics, not even nu Tomb Raider is all that similar
>>340155991
>Self-insert man shooting the gun bangs pew pew slow motion is kewl
Sorry, I fell asleep.
>>340159943
The sheer fact that Naughty Dog answered the narrative dissonance criticism by making the combat encounters "cause-and-effect" and completely bypassable until self defense is warranted makes it a 10/10. They didn't have to do that. They couldn't just bombarded action for no reason, but they did. They made a genuine sequel that built on the past entries. And thanks to the episodic nature of prior games and the retconning in 4, the way those games panned out and whether Drake killed a bunch of people first before being provoked is entirely up in the air. There are no strict allusions, so they might as well have not happened EXACTLY as played inthe games.
Then, there's the gameplay and how they've nailed the adventure feel by levels being open-ended and playing the metagame of finding the bonus treasures more fun than ever with your partners realistically talking and reacting with you and the optional dialogue moments. That moment where you're exploring Libertalia and you pull up to a random chair with Sam and ASK him questions about how they're lives could've ended up differently touched me because I was asking him those questions, I was with Sam this whole time and I grew to love him. It was magical.
is the only reason people are flipping their shit over any non-10/10 scores because its PS4 exclusive? like nintendo faggots do the same with any zelda game or mario game not getting 10s?
>>340159682
This is true, 3 was pretty great first playthrough bevause the story was still a mystery and I was excited what Talbot's supernatural revelation would be (fucking hell ND) and the set peices were amazing. It ended when I thought I still had 20% of the game left and was a unsatifying ending, but I was pretty happy with it.
But on replaying (I've done it 6 times for some weird reason, despite really disliking the game) more and more flaws become apparent. It's ND's worst game (post Ps1, bevause technically they made games before that) and 6/10 is being generous.
4 I've only played twice, but it stands up much better. Story makes sense, the goal of the game (Libatalia) is given over a quarter of the game to be fully fleshed out (as opposed to 1 chapter before blowing it up) and I noticed a bunch of stuff on my second playthrough that impressed me, like alternate climbing routes or cool contextual dialouge from enemies. Unlike 3 where I noticed flaws after flaws, such as the secret entrance that collapses in the Chatau wouldn't have led anywhere if it hadn't collapsed, there was no secret there, Drakes falls, gets out the other side and finds the hidden stuff on the other side of level.
2 will remain the untouched champ of this genre of game, I could replay it endlessly and it's truly magnificent example of how to pace a game, something 1, 3 and 4 all fucked up (4 is good movie pacing, not game, other two just have pacing issues from any perspective)
>>340160502
It's because they're underage and they think people should respect their fee-fees above all else because we live in a fucked up pussified world.
Lol ps4 faggots have no life.
It's not like they will remember this game in 10 years.
He's kinda right though.
>game introduces a whole bunch of different problems and conflicts
>lel fuck that, all of them solved, lets get to the ending
For the supposed last game featuring Drake, the climax was boring as shit.
>>340160501
Nigga you're pathetic. Read a book
>>340159943
>gunfights are too easy.
turn up the difficulty. Even if you are really good at moving around the map without getting hit, the game can be quite challenging on crushing. Especially on the later encounters.
>>340160547
I disagree completely. 3 is far superior and more memorable than 2 to me because I liked the development they gave to Drake and his relationship with Sully. I liked how everybody came together and it was an ensemble hanging out with Chloe, Elena, and Charlie. I liked the early foreshadowed complications being put on Drake and Elena's relationship, I loved the melee feel i 3, I loved the grenade tossback, I loved the setpieces, and I stand to this fucking day that this scene was the one of the single most heart-poundingly epic things in all of games. This moment where after the plane crash, after the soul-searching in the desert, you rush to save Sully from Marlowe's convoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-mFJH6wOsw
>>340160502
it's because IGN didn't elaborate on their complaint. They basically said they thought it was boring that the last third of the game all took place on the same island. People get pissed because games like Super Mario Galaxy have scores of 97 and IGN's gotta be bringing Uncharted down
I was 18 when normies invaded my "nerdy" and "childish" hobby. They turned it into what gaming is today.
In a few years a next generation under them will takeover. Developer will cater to that generation just like they did when my generation was consider too old for gaming.
Question: What will be the next trend, do you think we'll go back to the older style games or will we continue do this road where games now play themselves and are more movies than actual games?
>>340161228
Whatver gets those normiebucks.
It's never going back to how it was.
>>340161228
The latter. Sorry anon.
>>340161154
Don't forget they dickride fucking COD.
I mean fuck they gave Halo 5 the same score as Uncharted 4. A FUCKING 9
>>340159948
Film has its own problems (big ones too), but it has always had a bit of prestiege to it, there's multiple layers of film critism and lots of scholarly work done in film theory and stuff that goes alongside the regular "it's good" reviews in tabloid newspapers and recently Internet. Films are also seen as important, and efforts are made to preserve and honour them. Archives and preservation projects are seen as important and done for passion, not money. Great directors are well known and celebrated by nearly everyone in the industry.
Unfortunately games has no greater level of critism and analysis, IGN and similar is as high as it goes, it's all there is. The scholars and actual analysislists have been replaced with YouTube personality's. Some good stuff exists, but there's' no books written, no real recognition or unified respect. The low-tier critiquers are the most known and most respected.
And games arnt treated with much respect, modern gaming is increasingly hard to preserve, patches, DLC, DRM, always online, it's a shelf-life, combined with no one is really doing it except for emulation purposes which is not 100% legal.
Plus, no one knows famous game creators. Every film journalist knows Hitchcock, Kubric, and other famous directors and what they did, and many know at least some less mainstream stuff like Goddard or whatever. They likely studied them, did lame group projects at uni about a particular genre or auteur.
Tell me, how much does the average IGN writer know about influential game devs and what they contributed to the medium?
So how is this game near perfect that it deserves even a 9?
What it did that every other story based shooter didn't do?
The story can't be that great because even shit tier hollywood movies manages to be better and more interesting than the plot in 95% games.
>>340161303
>>340161307
But like.. what will be the THING that ruins games for this generation?
My Gen = Traditional - > Normie Generation -> Casualized Gaming - > Current Generation
Current generation = Current Traditional -> ????
What will ???? be? Because with each generation something is changed.
>>340161563
Normie game journalism.
It's the last entry of a popular franchise, so it must be good. It doesn't matter how derivative or unimaginative it is.
Also these hacks love "cinematic" gameplay because they suck at video games.
>>340152571
We should make a petition, it's a fucking 10/10 game fuck fuck fuck fuck.....
>>340159402
I've never watched Raging Bull, is it good?
>>340161497
TL;DR
>>340152571
What does Uncharted attract the most buttfrustrated little children?
This is an exact repeat of the tantrum GAF threw when some reviewer gave Uncharted 3 an 8/10
>>340158594
dirty weebs leave now /jp/ is that way
>>340161945
It's about Robert De Niro beating his wife for 2 hours
>>340161945
It's overrated. It's pretty much just Jake Lamotta being a violent asshole in the black-and-white look of the time
What gameplay?
>>340161497
And that's where you're wrong. Video game journalists do have prestige. There are plenty of scholarly works done for creators and portfolios in the industry. Look at Colin Moriarty's write-up of Naughty Dog. Look at some of Jeremy Parish's work.
What's the difference between the pretentiousness /v/ claims of video game journalists and film theory? The fact that you had to take film theory in school or something?
http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/
vs
http://americanart.si.edu/exhibitions/archive/2012/games/
Also, directors aren't something that's known too often in games because of how the industry works. Games are far more expensive to make and the auteur theory isn't as prevalent.
>>340162291
this gameplay: >>340155991
webms have sound
>>340154516
Does anyone actually know why they do this? it seems really weird to me
>>340162345
>Video game journalists do have prestige
>>340159402
second to only taxi driver, as far as scorsese films go.
Post yfw you have played all the Uncharted games and can verify from first hand experience that it is a painfully mediocre series
>>340162473
And film journalists have better "prestige"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEzc-eqSWCU
Ben Mankiewickz basically said he didn't understand it, but felt it was smart, so he gave it a high score.
9/10 is still a great score, calm the fuck down.
>>340161725
No one can predict the future. I'd guess more lazy dumbed down shit though, borderline Idiocracy type things. Where the movie erred was in assuming stupid people would revel in their stupidity, whereas in reality they think they are smart and hide their lack of talent and originality behind pretentious and ironic veils.
>>340162345
You don't know what scholarly means
>>340161046
I thoroughly disagree with you
Pro's
> Development with Sully's backstory was pretty cool, but nothing mind-blowing, it didn't change our perception of the characters, just solidified it (probably a good thing).
> Cutter is a 10/10 character
> Planecrash to desert to chase was pretty cool, but they have gone too far (even ND admitted this) with 5 minutes of pushing the left stick forward while listening to poetry.
> Some of the puzzles were pretty cool.
Con's
> Gunplay was fucked, aiming much less presice than 2 (fixed in Ps4 version)
> Nate and Elena are broken up (again), except this time they were engaged. This would be fine, except they went through this story last game (without engagement part) and resolved it. Lazy and uninspired.
> Nate acting out of character, he was the first the give up to protect himself and friends from danger in 1&2, but now he drags them along. Entire premise of the story is contrived as fuck.
> Last section of the story is neutered, supernatural vase destroyed before it can be opened. Doesn't even make sense why Marlowe would want drug water, they already have more powerful drugs (actual mind control vs hallucengeons)
> Talbot survives a gunshot to the chest, and vanishes into thin air, always looks like there's more going on with him. Spoiler: there isn't.
> Cutter and Chloe vanish after Syria (so your ensamble comment isn't true) never to be heard from again. Not even the ending. Made worse by not appearing in 4. Cutters final words in the series are moaning about his leg.
> melee combat is fucked, changes your movement when in melee combat so buttons do different stuff (roll becomes shove), feels awful if you didn't intend to fistfight and just want to roll away and shoot them
> at least 4 forced melee section
> Pacing is ass-backwards: slow setup, pointless nautical detour, rushed ending with no pay off
> No bonus cheats, weapon unlocks, or skins (ps4 version added all the multiplayer ones in)
*record scratch*
yup, that's me
>>340159178
Yeah, like Capeshit every month.
Big Hollywood movies are even worse than big AAA games.
>>340162905
You guys are fucking pathetic calling this a playable movie or a dumbed down game.
It's not a simulator, ok, but what makes it worse than Wonder Boy or Kung Fu Kid? I doubt any of you could even beat the game on Crushing, let alone Chapter 20.
>>340158813
That guy is just a major league Sony cock sucker. Has been for years.
>>340152861
>Occasionally lonely
Well now we know IGN reviewers are more social outcasts than ourselves.
>>340162830
it's relative to what other games are scoring. Uncharted 4 is a much better game than Halo 5 but both got 9's
>>340160501
It's basically Uncharted 2/3 mixed with MGS5. It's great but not a 10.
>>340163040
How is this not scholarly?
http://www.anatomyofgames.com/
>>340152932
9 is shit.
9.5 is good.
10 is paid reviews.
>>340163193
except capeshit films arent regarded as masterpieces by film critics.
>>340161228
They will just stop making games and just do let's play for the kiddies.
>>340160892
Not really. It's true that enemies aim much better this time if you just hide behind cover and stand still, but if you keep moving around and killing quickly it's not hard.
>>340161563
Great mechanics. Great level design. Much more emphasis on stealth. Good mix of linearity & exploration. The story and graphics are just bonus.
>>340163203
the combat is basically "push the stick and press a button to make cool action hero do awesome judo move or crazy stunt"
its childishly simple and I dont know why people praise it
>>340163193
And you're highly reductive in your statements.
The Big Short, Civil War, Sicario, The Nice Guys, Hail, Caesar, The Jungle Book
What are you talking about? All of these films have critical acclaim. Are you the type of hipster that calls The Dark Knight Rises garbage?
>>340163203
No one said it is the worst game ever. It is painfully mediocre though and offers nothing new. To me it wasn't even exciting, just follow the road to the next set of ledges and conveniently placed cover. To make a claim that beating it on Crushing is some sort of feat is laughable considering the large amount of checkpoints and completely consequence free death. Cover shooting, forward+X and QTEs. What a thrill.
>>340162621
Uncharted 1 is a 4/10 and doesn't deserve any of the praise it gets except maybe on visuals but the other games are 8-9/10
>>340163437
Yes they are. Movies as an art form has fallen so much, they are now on par with video games and comic books (they steal from it) and bellow TV shows.
>>340153051
>video game critique is the worst of any medium.
I enjoy movies as much as I enjoy games and jesus fucking christ the differences in maturity when it comes to both industries is like night and day.
When you see a movie getting, say, a solid 7 at imdb then you're guaranteed a really good experience. But when it comes to videogames, every fucking mediocre trash is a 10/10 and the flaws are never acknowledged. In fact, you can even tell the bloggers who call themselves reviewers didn't even play the damn thing. Don't even get me started on paid reviews.
>>340163798
>I only watch mature French films for mature film fans like me.
>>340163798
96% just means that 96% of critics liked or approved of the film. it does not mean that 96% of them thought it to be a masterpiece.
>>340163437
>>340163193
Raiders of the Lost Ark and Forbidden Planet are considered some of the best films of all time.
Are you crossboarder fagots from /tv/? I can tell with your verbage and reductive statements. ARTHOUSE does not mean GOOD. And "best of all time" does not only denote arthouse, you sacks of shit. You don't know anything about film.
>>340163493
it's not as difficult as some people say once you git gud, but it's not particularly easy either.
Even if you can get pretty far into the encounters every time, the fact that they almost never give you checkpoints and you usually have to restart the whole fight if you die means you cannot afford to fuck up at all
>>340163970
You can't seriously be defending modern movie criticism
And here i thought 8.8 was the most controversial score.
>>340163337
http://geronj.oxfordjournals.org/content/42/1/82.short
This is what people think is a good game.
As you can clearly see, the game lack any form of combat depth what so ever. But people love this shit for some reason.
And the same can be said for Uncharted.
>>340164050
it's far better than modern video game criticism.
anyone can be a critic nowadays. A review is worth as much as the reviewer's reputation. Are there any reputable reviewers left in the video game journalism?
>>340164114
On average, they gave this bullshit an 8/10 >>340163798
they also gave this shit in pic-related a 9/10
Film critics are hacks.
Does anyone have the one on Bioshock Infinite where they say it's not a masterpiece but a masterwhole
>>340164108
nice b8 m8
here's a [you] for [you]r troubles.
>>340163682
>>340163927
>>340163970
>>340164005
So you guys are the faggots shitting all of /tv/ with your capeshit? Fucking /v/eddit.
And sorry, I don't watch power fantasies in spandex for balding millennials.
>>340164329
>implying Fury Road didn't deserve a 9/10
sure isretardin here
>>340164014
I don't know m8, I'm at something like chapter 14 and I'm doing fine so far
I really do appreciate how the AI is smarter now though - enemies move more tactically, and don't constantly miss you when you come out of cover
It's not a perfect game though, or genre defining. It definitely is a culmination of the strenghts of the action genre, which makes it a 9.
>>340162434
To keep normalshits where they belong.
>>340164108
But it's just like my favorite capekino THE DARK KNIGHT. Amazing, just like Hollywood, can't tell the difference, 9.8/10.
>>340158734
No, Infinite is just not fucking fun. One of the only if not only game I got bored of that quickly.
>>340164473
It's a dumb overlong unoriginal action chase scene over the span of 2 hours akin to Transformers. A nonstop barrage of repugnant noise.
>>340163623
>push the stick and press a button to make cool action hero do awesome judo move or crazy stunt
You're describing how basically every action game ever made works you faggot
How else do you want your judo moves executed? Do you want it so the player must do a complicated fighting-game-style button combo to do a melee attack?
>>340164554
>capekinowhat________________________________
>>340164612
>A nonstop barrage of repugnant noise
sounds like your mom, m8
>>340162621
I've only played uncharted 2's beta and almost all of uncharted 3 but I simply had to drop it. I couldn't fucking stand playing that heap of trash anymore. It's as linear as possible, the parkour is completely automated and you're never really in a position of true danger. For example, in the beta of uncharted 2 I remember a time when you had to jump out of a metal board that was supposedly about to fall and when you do jump from it, it ends up falling in the ground not a split second after. However, if you keep hanging on it, nothing fucking happens because you aren't in any real situation of danger.
I can really understand why people with no discernible taste like this game because it's a never ending stream of sheer deception. Naughty Dog gives you the illusion that you are in control, that you have choices, that the michael bay tier explosion on your knee can actually hurt you but everything is scripted, everything is automated and you'll always be where they want you to be. This is why when people say this trash is a movie I couldn't agree more because of how utterly stiff it feels, specially when you consider the game is a fucking cakewalk that is filled to the brim with unnecessary QTEs and cutscenes.
But hey, it has cute gwaphics and that's all that matters in this day and age. Even those cocksucking marketers at neogaf show a huge case of double standards when talking about games because they always go out their way to bash QTEs in anything, SPECIALLY Tomb Raider (gee, I wonder why), even though it's much more of a game than Uncharted could ever dream of being, but hey, when it comes to naughty shit games then QTEs are Awesome™.
There is just so much hypocrisy and bias when it comes to Uncharted reviews and discussions that it baffles me. As it is, it stands as a bold monument reminding me why this industry will never be taken seriously no matter what, no matter how much money is involved.
>>340163682
No, Batman is pure Kino for that one scene, you're right.
>>340154516
>look at me im a summerfriend
That response, it has to be bait holyshit
>>340152514
9/10?????
WOW FUCK IGN FUCK WOMEN THIS GAME IS A PERFECT 10 DUMB XBOTS MY LIFE IS RUINED!! I'M GONNA TELL MY MOM ON YOU GUYS!!
>>340152514
>one whole point lower than TPP on IGN
And that's no good
>>340155670
Fuck off to /r/edit with that attitude! I fucking hate you!
>>340164693
>tfw you realise that nothing matters as much to game publishers than sales
>tfw these shit games make a ton of money
>tfw this influences the gaming market
>tfw we're gonna get a shit ton more of these crappy cinematic gamesSAVE ME
>>340164376
>bait
There's no hope for you. If you really like shitty games with good graphics and high paid actors you're cancer.
if the reviews were paid then how come IGN didnt give Uncharted a 9.5 or a 10?
checkmate, atheists
>>340164957
>high paid actors
do you have sources on how much kevin conroy and Mark Hamill were paid for the Arkham games?
>>340164063
never talk about it again
>>340164943
And you bet your ass that this is what is in store for us because we're amidst Hype Culture. Everything is about presentation, everything is about the big explosion right in the first few minutes of the game and the """""intense action""""" (read: scripted events getting triggered in succession as you walk down a harmless corridor that are supposed to "wow" you like a themepark ride). It's all about creating undeserved hype through viral marketing and let's plays. This is the reason why in Fallout 4 you get a power armor and face a fucking Deathclaw while in it in the first few minutes and it's bound to get worse. And you can bet your ass that's as far as reviewers go before they start typing out their garbage reviews.
>>340164378
>implying /tv/ needs anyone else to shit on it
muh vidyakino
>>340165164
>TP HD comes out
>9 from gamespot
>8.6 from IGN
heh
>>340165224
Then why the fuck did the Uncharted 4 review talk about the padded third act if they 'apparently' only played the first few minutes?
>>340165125
Doesn't matter if they got cucked or not. My point is the game is barely a game and yet it gets praise from everyone. God of War is more a game than that shit even though in GoW you spend more than 50% of the gameplay pressing QTEs.
>>340162434
because it's a place where freaks and losers go, so they bar it off
>>340165510
>adding a counter system suddenly means that your game is barely a game
That's bullshit.
Bayonetta has an optional one-handed control scheme. Does that make it barely a game?
>>340164693
>However, if you keep hanging on it, nothing fucking happens because you aren't in any real situation of danger.
I tend to test these things everytime to see if it's just PRESS X TO RADICAL or if you can actually fail. Everytime, if you spend too much time on a collapsing platform, you do die and have to restart.
If you're referring to when a board falls after Drake jumps off it, no fucking shit. It falls because he jumps off it in the first place.
>>340161046
greg miller plz leave
>>340152571
holy shit sonycucks on suicide watch
>>340159262
>He's smarter than you'll ever be in your life.
And that's why he reviews video games for a living huh
>>340152571
I just realised that it was gamespot that gave TP a 8.8.
For a while i thought that it was IGN.
>>340165716
>Everytime, if you spend too much time on a collapsing platform, you do die and have to restart.
Uncharted will always - ALWAYS - have absolutely nothing happen or they will give you so much time to press the prompt you could probably take a nap and come back and you'd still be safe. There is simply no real danger, specially when those shitty "everything is falling down and you gotta run!1!!1!!!1!" sections consist of keeping the stick tilted forward until the end with the occasional QTE and that's it. There's no gameplay value of any kind.
>>340165682
>Bayonetta has an optional one-handed control scheme. Does that make it barely a game?
That makes it a different kind of game.If you know what i mean
>>340165994
France comin' in the top bantz
>>340152861
This review was such fucking bullshit, ratchet and clank games have almost nothing in common with pixar films other than being animated. The constant wink at the camera jokes, often amateur animations and completely half arsed story which is inferior to the original game's and any pixar story worth mentioning make it feel nothing like pixar films.
Reviews that say "x is like y" where y is some music genre or fad or thing you enjoyed as a child are becoming more common especially among games journalists. It's like they write conclusions that they think make them sound as if they have something interesting to say then write a review around it resulting in an embarrassing, garbage ass read.
The only people being served by this sort of writing are the people writing it, it's the literary equivalent of smelling your own farts.
Why did no one complain about the reviews of 'The Order: 1886' if a 9/10 is suddenly the boundary for a bad review?
>>340166130
I recall that the 'Pixar' comparison starting showing up with the PS3 R&C games.
>>340164329
>>340164329
Fury Road was amazing you piece of shit
>>340163682
The Dark Knight Rises was okay, The Dark Knight and Batman Begins were far far superior
>he doesnt listen to the based Auzzie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GucoCbhe6CU
>>340152861
>They didn't pay us enough
>we can't give it a 10
>just make something up
>>340166320
Pleb. It's the equivalent of fucking Uncharted here.
Cinematic excrement.
>>340166456
>basically a 7 or 8/10
seems about right i suppose.
>>340154354
>>340153850
there are retarded posts year round
>>340166524
>'paid reviews' meme
Do you actually have proof that sony paid off IGN?
>>340152514
DELET THIS
IT'S NOT FAIR..
UNCHARTED IS 10/10
SONYBROS WE MUST UNITE, THE PKEKS ARE TRYING TO SABOTAGE US
>>340166631
>pleb
it truly is /tv/ in this thread.
>>340156940
You're right. You should kill yourself.
>>340152871
There's nothing edgy about spoilers you whiny faggot.
>>340152908
Uncharted is now officially literally objectively a Shit/10 game according to IGN you dense fuck.
>>340166823
Shalom, reddit!!
what are some other games that have a melee system like this?
>>340166976
>/tv/ is now considered reddit
>>340166823
/v/ like Mad Maxina: SJW Road
what a surprise? shit taste.
>>340155319
ugh, i know one of the guys in this video. this furthers my belifie in that anyone who has a reaction channel on youtube is a knob
>all those NDfags on suicide watch
Fucking priceless, thanks IGN
>>340167123
>SJW Road
>they had a pregnant woman getting run over
I guess SJWs have lowered their standards then?
>>340153850
More Henderson please
>>340166741
At this point I assume all reviews are paid off
>>340167025
Saint's Row games after the series goes CUHRAYZEE have exactly that
>>340158223
I wouldn't say dogshit but it really was a letdown of the predecessor that was a letdown
2 > 3 > 4 >1
>>340167616
What about reviews from youtubers with 5,000 subscribers?
>>340167025
Games where you charge like a retard straight towards men firing automatic rifles at you and kick them in the nuts? None that I can think of
Uncharted 4 is a legit 10/10. Best presentation I've ever seen from a video game and the first third person shooter that actually feels worthy of being called 8th generation
>>340167616
That doesn't make any sense.
What about Call of Duty: Black Ops: Declassified?
That was designed to be the killer app for the Vita and it was from Activision.
Are you telling me that Activision didn't pay enough to have good reviews for it?
So which one will you get?
Which critic said "it's what people who don't really play games think what good games are"
Feel like that hit the nail on the head
>>340167914
Come on now, everybody knows Vita isn't worth shit
>videogames reviews
Just watch a let's play or a stream and see if it interests you enough to buy it you literal retards.
>>340167912that actually looked kinda cool
>>340168015
So?
The COD games for DS got alright reviews.
>>340153308
except the third act is genuinely fun and gave people who didn't care about the added focus to story what they wanted (even though it still had that, just without making you watch drake slowly shuffle through his daily normal life)
>>340152514
PCucks got blown the fuck out.
Is there even any reason to get PC anymore? All it's getting are shitty indie games
>>340168097
The third act is tedious as fuck, the games peaks during the car chase where you're trying to save Sam
>>340167951
By that logic, Brain Age, Bejeweled, Plants Vs Zombies and Nintendogs are some of the best games of all time.
>>340152514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ2Fd7o8A90
>>340167749
>implying a game that lets you take down enemies by closing the distance and kicking them in the nuts is a bad thing
>>340167912
that is on easy mode. You have to be constantly rolling around, meleeing and taking cover to dodge bullets on regular difficulties. That guy was just running around like a dumbass, throwing grenades to make cool explosions as he punched that guy
>>340168264
Not people who only play mobile games, he meant the people that only buy AAA titles and are terrified of anything new
>waaahh my toy didn't get a perfect score
"Gamers" are fucking pathetic.
>>340167368
>Implying they didn't put that in to try throw off suspicions the director is a giant SJW cuck
Fuck off you SJW shitlicker, the film is blatantly a shitty feminist propaganda because of >muh female protagonist
>>340152514
DELETE THIS
>>340168212
bullshit, some of the most fun fights in the game were in Libertalia with Sam and in the Island Jungle
>>340155319
I bet sonyggers jerk off to the ff7 remake, uncharted, and bloodborne
>>340168462
I think there are better ways to throw off suspicions than to kill pregnant women.
>>340168446
Are you implying that AAA titles aren't really games?
>>340154396
i honestly don't have a problem with it. they established that he's been allegedly dead for a few years by the time that uncharted 1 ever would've started and nathan never really wanted to bring it up. i dont like to talk about my dead family either, no matter how close they were to me.
you can argue maybe the flashback in uncharted 3, but they actually made an excuse for that too by stating that once they became drakes, they were constantly getting into trouble and almost one of them was always in a jail cell. Sam was probably waiting to get out somewhere when Nathan headed to Columbia to steal some of Sir Francis Drake's shit and met Sully.
>>340163376
>10 is paid reviews.
anything above 8 is paid retard
>>340167751
I WANNA SUCK ON ELENA'S TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU NAUGHTY DOG!!!!!!
>Uncharted 4: A Thief's End achieves something wonderful: maturity.
>>340168586
I thought that they said that Nathan had suppressed his memories of Sam.
>>340168617
It's more mature than its playerbase, not that that's hard.
>>340163854
>this
And the reaction of publishers when a paid reviewer says an honest critique.
>>340155319
They like games so they are obnoxious? You must be one sad virgin
jesus fucking christ when did it all went to shit?
>>340163337
>>340164098
The author is being humble. He has too or he'll get assblasted by mainstream reviewers.
>>340152809
Guy sounds like a literal neckbeard lol
>>340168824
immediately
there were never any standards in video game journalism to begin with. We've always had fanboy magazines and reviewers getting compensated in some way for raising their scores
>>340162345
Hahahahahahahaha
Colin Moriarty.
He said Colin Moriarty.
Hahahahaha. I'm sorry.... hahahahah
>>340169215
i didn't know team magma members worked for ign
>>340168824
Oh fuck off.
People were mad at the review because the reviewer lady Lucy O'brien ORIGINALLY had an 8.8 for Uncharted 4 and had a 9 for Rise of the Tomb Raider. They're not disliking because it didn't get a 10/10. Also because COD manages to get higher scores and Halo 5 got a 9 same as Uncharted 4, and we BOTH know Halo 5 is nowhere near as good as Uncharted 4.
But people always dislike IGN reviews generally because they're general consumer.
They rampantly disliked the Undertale video because it was hailed as best pc game of 2015 and pc nerds thought Witcher 3 deserved that.
They rampantly disliked Layers of Fear a pt knockoff horror walking sim because it got like a 6 out of 10 fo not really being scary and being too simple and short, but it had overwhelming positive reviews on steam
They rampantly disliked Deadpool game review because fans of the game thought it was funny and deserved more than a 7 out of 10.
They rampantly disliked the RESI zero remaster for getting a 6 for whatever reason even though no one even remembers the game now.
>>340154516
change ex to g.e- on the url
>>340169469
I'm not mad at ign.
I'm mad at people saying 9 is a bad score.
It's great score, but somehow nowadays anything that is <10 is somehow bad.
ffs
naruto fans even rampantly disliked ign's naruto storm 4 review because they thought it deserved an 8 out of 10.
people just dislike ign reviews. it's common practice.
>>340169626
No one's saying it's a bad score. But many fans believe it's a 10/10. Myself included.
/v/ even had a dislike raid over gamespot's review of dark souls 3 because they gave it an 8.
>>340169626
for console fanatics giving their favourite game a 9 is like giving jesus christ a 9.
>>340169626
nah, even 10 is like "hurrr durrr how much yu got paid to shill this review hurrrrrrr"
>>340152861
>occasionally lonely
>>340169626
Oh fuck you, normalshit.
/v/ has dislike raids and metacritic review raids on every fucking hyped game.
Like seriously, fuck off summerfags.
>>340170053
>8/10
absurdly high score for such a shitty game
>>340164114
They're both fucking terrible.
Also can someone fill me in on all the UC hate? I thought the first three were generally well-respected? Granted I always felt like they were overrated but it seemed like this one had better gameplay than the first three.
>>340168558
They've been jerking off to the idea of a FF7 remake for a decade now.
>>340152514
pros
>Multiplayer
>>340155319
holy shit that made me cringe so bad, the way they pretend to be super hyped, jumping arround like apes, nearly crying. like come on its a fucking video game.
>>340155319
I can't imagine myself acting this emotionally over a fucking video game. Are we PC gamers just dead inside?
>>340170821
>people filming themselves
>genuine emotional response
>>340164693
I beat the first game, played through most of the second, and still have yet to beat the third.
Yeah, it's really not that good, aside from the multiplayer, which maybe inherently makes the game that much more fun to play.
But I can't imagine ever going back to play through any of the game's single-player content when the gameplay is so shallow. Muh two-weapon limits, muh regenerating health, muh cover systems. Maybe decent fun the first time around but you really get the feeling like you could be playing a much better game.
>>340157462
>>340155991
>>340167912
its like the game has a hidden "action" meter that fills up as you do more action-movie shit on screen, and the more filled-up the meter is, is the more often the enemy misses their bullets
>>340152514
>the mere existance of multilayer is an inherent "pro."
That's stupid
>>340155319
>Top right guy is not impressed, realizes how much they're going to fuck it up and then can't help but find it funny.
>>340171716
Multiplayer isn't expected from these types of games, so to have it in there should be considered a pro in the same vein as if you had a first person shooter that didn't have multiplayer would be a con.
>>340153335
Can't blame them. People don't see the score attached to the reviewer's name but to the website, and yes it does make them lose credibility when U3 or some new COD scored higher than U4.
>>340167912
how is this bad?
>>340169215
This seems like a valid complaint to me.
I also found that FAR too much of the game took place in water. You find less pokemon diversity in water, and many of the water segments really drag when there are unavoidable trainers all over the place.
>>340155319
>Uzumaki Khan in the top left.
He's the only one who I feel isn't bullshitting when it comes to getting excited.
>>340171972
>Multiplayer isn't expected from these types of games
Since when? Multi was shoehorned into basically every shooter last gen, third-person or first-person.
Remember when Vanquish came out and people detracted from its score just because it was single-player?
Better yet, name five AAA TPS games released in the past 7 years without any sort of multiplayer at all.
>>340154910
>Urethra insertion
Seriously what sick fuck likes this bullshit? Hearing the name alone makes me grasp for my dick in pain.
>>340171360
U4 is that good though. U2 is dated by todays standards and the gameplay in U4 is a lot more fleshed out and open than in the PS3 games, nostalgia aside.
having only two weapon slots means you have to be considerate about which weapons you pick up and how you expend their ammo. U4 is meant to be played as a run and gun game where you use up weapons as they become available
>>340172389
Feels nice maybe?
>>340162345
most academic criticism of games is worse than ign shit
>>340172437
I'm pretty sure stuffing objects down your dickhole certainly does not feel nice.
>>340172416
U4 does look like an improvement. I'll give it that. But if the previous games were more like 6/10s on a true scale like >>340168824 then U4 looks more like a 7 or an 8 imo.
There are some advantages to a two-weapon limit system but ultimately, it's also just super limited. You can still design a game and make it tense, difficult, and exciting as fuck without limiting you to only two weapons. Give me at least three or four ffs.
>>340172723
Someone show this Anon the webm of a worm slowing crawling out of someone's dickhole please.
>>340155991
Is this guy super human or something?
>>340172993
having only two weapons makes it way more tense, are you kidding me? It leads to situations where you run out of ammo in the middle of combat and have to think of some way of using the game's (powerful) melee system to get a new gun, like in this webm:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464478954680.webm
>>340173023
2011-2015
0-8=its shit 9-10=paid reviews!!
2016- onwards
0-9.999999999999998=its shit omg masterrace wins again praise le lord gaben
>>340173334
You can still have games that don't have a two-weapon limit that still manage to have tense combat. Play any modern RE, Dead Space, the Evil Within, The Last of Us, TR 2013, etc.
>>340173023
not as superhuman as Nadine
>>340172294
this desu. It's like fucking cave in red, with a thousand fucking zubat
>>340158047
every game you like is shit
your response/deflection confirms it
>>340169215
>"According to IGN ORAS is bad because-"
>Score: 7.8
>Too many water areas that are slow and boring is not a valid complaint
Why are gamers the biggest shit babies when their game doesn't get a perfect fucking 10? Game reviews have lost all fucking meaning when people throw a fit over a game getting a 7.8.
Remember when Skyward Sword came out and Zelda fans were circlejerking to it so hard that they damn near crucified the Gamespot reviewer that gave it a 7? If you don't give a game a 9 or a 10, its because you made up cons to avoid giving it the score it deserves, but if you give a game a 9 or a 10 you've been paid off.
Gaming is literally the most autistic medium out there.No other medium has EVER reached this level of immaturity, this is why nobody takes us seriously.
>>340152861
Did he actually mean he was lonely or that the game felt empty sometimes?
>>340173804
its literally just a game design choice. Both types of inventory systems can be equally as fun as the other depending on how good the gameplay formula is
>>340174437
>its literally just a game design choice.
It severely impacts the way a game is played though.
I don't care for it because it's incredibly limiting. There's so much more you can do if you're allowed to carry more than two weapons at a time, or if weapons are a permanent attachment to your inventory.
>>340152514
>>340152571
It's good to see Mega64's video being relevant once again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko1sklmOR9E
>>340162434
E-H is safe, and EX can be grey area in some countries.
You basically have to willingly subject yourself to it. That's also part of why danbooru has premium membership and hidden tags.
>>340174340
>no one takes us seriously
FAGGOT YOU'RE ON 4CHAN!!!!!
>>340174340
Fucking this post exactly. And professional game reviewers are a joke anyway. They almost never know what the fuck they're talking about. You want good, honest, insightful opinions on vidya? You ask on hereor on other sites dedicated to video games, like Neogaf or Gamefaqs.Video game reviewers mostly just tend to play through a game fast enough to review it, because they're always going to have to play more games to review. I get the impression that most of them really aren't all that good at video games and have, at best, maybe surface-level knowledge of the games they review or even of the genres the games they review belong to. They know nothing of advanced tech, strategies, secrets, nothing like that most of the time. Remember that really shitty DKC:TF review by the guy who clearly sucked at the game and gave it a 6 or something? And it's not even just shit like that, they also clearly over-inflate certain games' scores just because they were big, hyped releases. In all honesty, after playing every other Uncharted game, I doubt this game deserves a 9 either when every other UC game was more like a 6.
>>340152861
That stupid negative aside, Ratchet and Clank 2016 was one of the biggest kick in the balls of the year. I mean it was an ok game but utterly inferior to the original in terms of effort and polish.
>Lower frame rate that isn't even stable
>Condescending tutorials throughout the whole game
>Characters that won't shut the fuck up and think they're so funny (though this has been a problem since the PS3 games)
>Constant ingame STORY moments slowing things down.
>Criminally bad/non-existent animations.
>Generic orchestral soundtrack even on the more subdued planets completely robbing the planets of any sense of identity
>Less planets
>The planets that are there from the original have less content in them
>One even gets taken away from you late in the game
>Bad writing in general
>The developer's obvious pride of the mediocrity and contempt for the people who made the series great (just read why they didn't include the original soundtrack in any way or form)
>No skill points
>WE'RE MAKING YOUR GAMES. WE'RE MAKING YOUR GAMES
It was an insultingly half-arsed effort to say the least. Also
>There's a trophy for getting eaten by the fish in Pokitaru
>They didn't even bother to animate him getting eaten, they just have the shark lunge up and bite him and he just slumps in the water
I was so fucking angry.
Is there any word as to why it was such a rush job?
>>340153419
I'm almost 100% certain that the petition was just some dickhead on here false flagging (and may I just say, well fucking done, by the way. You got people good), but the reaction to that review is indicative of the quality between critique in other mediums vs games. That review, unlike any other video game review, actually sounds like it was written by someone who is educated, and it succinctly explained pretty much everything wrong with the series from the hackneyed story and characters to the dull, cookie cutter mechanics of the series. You NEVER see ANY of this criticised normally. Hell, you never even here the games actually TALKED ABOUT beyond fellating review scores. Seriously, ask an Uncharted fan what they like about how the games play and they will not give you a straight answer and at the same time will downright murder you for even suggesting the games are anything less than perfect.
It is absolutely astounding and just reeks of PR brainwashing. It was quite amusing seeing the viideo game community react to someone with half a fucking brain like that.
Troy Baker whining about it too is incredibly petty and unprofessional and just shows what a petulant little shitstain he's becoming.
the worst thing about all these spergouts over review scores is that they're implicitly validating metacritic's existence
>>340176349
Kek, it's funny because you're right. That was a legitimately better review than most reviews on dedicated video game journalist websites.
>>340176349
you dont see them elsewhere because they are not valid criticisms. They are just retarded generalizations made by someone who has been biased against the game since it was announced and has probably never really played it
>>340156125
>It's another /v/ slows down key words and screencaps of comments with laughing or crying sound effects episode
I wonder when we will evolve beyond that?
>>340170176
>Insert DPS jerking off webm
>>340176349
Fuck off.
The faggot didn't even mention anything about the gameplay. He just ranted incessantly about nothing and bashed it for being a sequel. He did the same shit with Red Dead Redemption and Dark Souls. THAT's shitty journalism.
And once again 4 out of 10??? 4 out of TEN?? The reason people drew attention to this "review" is because there is absolutely nowhere for any highly reviewed game with that big of a dropoff.
Not even shitty fucking Skyrim or The Witness or Firewatch or Journey or any game /v/ considers shit has a single bottom of the barrel review like that. People drew criticism with this fake review because it wasn't ethical in the slightest. It was like letting any random /v/idiot review a game like Halo or something and he shitted on it because he didn't like fps's and gave it a 1/10.
>>340174429
it's harder for lonely people to enjoy stuff as much
>>340177159
Not him but in complete fairness, he did mention that the games did struggle to come up with any new, substantial game mechanics with each sequel, and he's right. You play one Uncharted game, you've played them all. And it's not like they're really all that unique and different from anything else being made atm. They're basically just fancy linear corridor shooters with a fancy presentation and the occasional puzzle.
He could've gone more into the gameplay but what's the point when the UC games don't have much in the way of gameplay mechanics to talk about?
>>340152571
It's there own fucking fault too. If they'd stop giving mediocre games perfect scores because they were paid, people would take those stupid arbitrary numbers a little more seriously.
>>340177614
So this isn't gameplay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThFE6Tzuk_g
>>340177757
>fancy setpieces where the gameplay is inherently going to be more limited than just normal gameplay
Seriously? Yeah it's kind of cool but let's be real here, there's really not a whole lot going on in terms of gameplay.
>Anything below a 9 was considered to be shit
>Now 9s are shit too
Alien Isolation and DOOM are probably my favorites from the years they came out. I didn't give a shit when AI got a 6 or when Doom got a 7. Its funny how pointing out a flaw in U4 that barely hurts the game will get your ass surrounded by idiots who think a score lower that whatever the last Call of Duty got must mean its shit.
>>340177757
>cinematic setpieces
I'd rather just play Half-Life 1 again.
>>340164693
I noticed that too right from the start in 2
>In the collapsing train
>Miss a jump cause I'm shit or something
>I can climb back up
>When I make the jump the next time the platform collapses
That right there summed it up for me.
>>340177757
this sort of stuff is wasted in a video game because you're paying too much attention to controls to actually enjoy the spectacle
>>340164578
I remember playing the game up to the very end, on the part where you have to bring all those blimps down using the giant bird and shit. I got through like 3 cycles then shut it off. Fight people in hallways with a sniper rifle or the less sniper rifle while occasionally feeling like shooting a lighting bolt or two just fucking bored me to death. The only reason I beat the game was because I wanted some fucking closure on a series I thought would be good after enjoying the first one. Fuck me I guess.
>>340174918
This is funny
>>340169492
>goes to gehentai.com
>"CALL THIS NUMBER NOW!!! YOUR COMPUTER IS DAMAGED!!!"
>get idea
>boot up vm
>call with hangouts
>pajeet answers the phone
>tell them about my "problem"
>connect to vm
>let them destroy it so I don't have to
>done
>>340178561
Uncharted has very simple controls though
>>340178141
The mechanics in Uncharted are a vehicle for the visual spectacle. They're as good as necessary to let you play out the action movie.
The problem is that Naughty Dog fancies themselves as SRSMOVIEDIRECTORSLOL, even though the series' mechanics are only capable of supporting a dumb action movie. So Uncharted 2 was the best game in the series by a galactic mile, because it was the dumbest action movie in the bunch, and had an irrational antagonist that could justify the "game-y" setup of "wave after wave of soldiers". But when "MY BROTHER DIED BECAUSE HE GOT SHOT" in the game with regenerating health, it's fucking dumb, and the tone clashes with what the mechanics are capable of.
>>340166456
Hes right about everything but the previous Uncharted games being good games.
>Less gunfights
Hell, this is actually making it more enticing for me. The shooting is boring as fuck in the other games.
>>340174918
>it's been this long since this video
Shit, man. I remember this from a while back.
>>340179794
Sure, but also what if I don't want to play an action movie but a video game?
why are fanbases getting worse?
What game of this decade besides GTA V deserves a 10/10?
I honestly can't think of none
>>340180012
Videogames are power fantasy. There's nothing wrong with playing the lead in an awesome action movie.
Or, to make it simpler, graphics DO matter.
>>340156290
Then they should say that instead of trying to meme it up and created "too much water" 2.0.
The whole fucking point of being a writer is to translate a viewpoint into a print that people can understand and an audience can be found for it, not to be an irresponsible muppet.
>>340152861
What does that even mean?
I wouldn't give the game 9/10 (I'd give it 7/10) but the third act wasn't bloated
the entire first half of the game was though
>>340179794
thats bullshit and you would know it if you ever tried the multiplayer. The core mechanics are solid and make for an excellent run-and-gun style TPS, with more mobility and a faster pace than basically any other cover shooter out there
>>340167951
That sounds like a review of a GTA game, though.
>>340180340
I didn't say the mechanics were bad. I said they were good enough to do the things that they have to do, which is act as the backbone for the visual spectacle.
>>340152514
>no cursed treasure
>"greed is the real curse hurr"
All those "walk around and pick up shit" and stealth sections made it feel like were shoehorning TLOU into Uncharted.
>>340155670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThFE6Tzuk_g
>>340177159
>4 out of 10??? 4 out of TEN??
holy shit, anon
>>340174918
The ending portion about Final Fantasy 13 hit the nail
How the fuck did such a garbage get garbage high reviews?
>>340152514
The epilogue is shit, Nadine is shit, and Naughty Dog are fucking kikes when it comes to micro-transactions.
>>340169785
>No one's saying it's a bad score.
There's a literal dislike campaign against the review for giving a bad score. If you think 9/10 isn't good enough then you are fucking delusional.
>/v/ even had a dislike raid over gamespot's review of dark souls 3 because they gave it an 8.
Now you're just making shit up
>>340174918
I want to bitch slap the fucker at Mega64 who decided Funny Factory would be a good idea
It's not
Some shows are fine line Rocco's figure shit and the entire group playing a multiplayer game
But shit like Web rip is basically a reaction video, and Shawnime tries too fucking hard
>>340162154
Naughty Dog games in general attract people that do not play videogames.
>>340158813
>>340159262
>there are people who genuinely, unironically dick ride IGN reviewers like Colin Moriarty on /v/
kill this board already
Half Life 2 ruined video games
2011 was a magical time
Nintendrones and Sonyggers were both butt hurt pieces of garbage when Uncharted 3 and Skyward Sword got a 9 instead of a 10
Spoiled fucking brats
>>340181409
And both games deserved something closer to a 5
>>340181116
>/v/ even had a dislike raid over gamespot's review of dark souls 3 because they gave it an 8.
THEY FUCKING DID >>340170053
>>340179184
Same feeling here. I wanted to enjoy it but it was such a downgrade in variety from the first two games.
>>340181535
agreed, and anybody who takes scores seriously post GG needs their head examined
>>340154061
wish i was that cat
>>340152514
IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>340175367
>just read why they didn't include the original soundtrack in any way or form
Can you link it? I can't find it.
In terms of player mobility and game pace, Uncharted is the Quake 3 Arena of multiplayer cover shooters.
>>340177757
He meant that there's nothing new or original in it, you retard. He gave it probably the amount of attention it needed in that respect.
>>340183034
Im inclined to agree but its not on PC so it isnt at its full potential as a shooter.
>>340170053
>/v/ has dislike raids and metacritic review raids on every fucking hyped game.
WE ARE LEGION ! !
WE DO NOT FORGIVE ! !
>>340180575
Is he trying to not wake up his mum or something?
>>340152514
>9
Maybe a 7.9
>Metacritic users have it at 7.8
Will Naughty Dog ever return to it's glory days of Uncharted 2?
>>340183691
I think the glory days were a good decade or so earlier.
>>340152514
>Going to IGN for scores in 2016
HAHAHAHAHAha_HA_HAHAHAHA-aHAHa
Why are sonyggers so pathetic?
>>340164108
Alright, I'll take the bait. What do you think is a good game anon?
>>340180909
Same here. I remember that was the exact moment I started getting crazy cynical about game reviews. Every website said it was amazing so I bought it at launch it was the biggest piece of garbage I've ever played. I gave it a good 8 hours, and it just never got fun. There's no way Square didn't pay half the websites off, I don't know what people saw in that game if they even saw anything.
>>340185816
My favourite was Good Game absolutely shitting all over it and STILL giving it a 7. Like they obviously had to give it a good score but they didn't want to and that's the bare minimum of one.I didn't mind it. I thought the bosses were fun, at least
>>340183691
Why do people on /v/ pretend like U4 and TLOU are not great games, but older ND stuff is? I started gaming with Crash Bandicoot too, and I think ND games have only gotten better over the years. Two out of every three games they make is equally a masterpiece, and I only say they're getting better with time because each successive release tries to be so much bigger and more grand than the last
>>340155319
>/v/ got pissed at giantbomb for not jumping around like idiots at this announcement.
And now we have an episodic game with completely different gameplay to look forward too. They knew you can't trust anything you see at E3.
>>340188329
>and I only say they're getting better with time because each successive release tries to be so much bigger and more grand than the last
That's the fucking problem. The Uncharted games DON'T change at all across five fucking games. There is nothing new to see across any of them. You've played one, you've played them all and if you hated one of the the other ones are hardly going to draw you in. Crash Bandicoot while at its core not changing in basic gameplay design hadsignificant improvements across each game to make them overall more fluid and smooth experiences. Jak and Daxter as well tried to do something different in the next two gamesand whether or not you liked them, they at least tried.
Uncharted does nothing. It's the same generic third person shooter with light (and I mean light) platforming sequences sprinkled throughout. Beyond visuals there are no noticeable differences in how the games play across all of them.
>>340188862
How can you pretend that there is no jump in quality/scale from Uncharted 1 to Uncharted 2? Or from Uncharted 2 (and 3) to Uncharted 4? The openness of U4 is to U2 like how Arkham City is to Arkham Asylum (meaning the difference is huge)
>>340152571
Their editors brought this one themselves
>>340152717
>>340152871
where can i watch this review
I'M JUST LONELY
I'M LONELY
>>340190175
Because there isn't? The scale doesn't ultimately affect how the game itself plays. It's just the same things ramped up a bit. Really 2 was just a slight improvement fixing the minor annoyances of the first game while still being exactly the same game gameplay wise.
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