You HAVE filled one out, right? Post it then!
Template in next post.
Get filling, I'll read.
>>340137053
Hey thanks. That was very nice of you to post.
>>340137127
Oh, I aim to impress. Where's yours?
>>340137463
W-well can't fault you for making it feel too long.
I mean, your point comes well across.
I would have preferred if you kept it all in the "expectations" though.
Fine, I'll do it.
>>340138074
Are you sending it by fax, or?
Come on you autists, I know you have them.
>>340138790
Takes time m80.
>>340137053
>>340137090
here you go anon, thanks for your work
>>340141858
>Wanting new LoK in 2016
You do realize that if they did it now it would be full of cursing,memes, edgelord characters, and voice acting by Nolan North, right?And if you don't search for the canceled Dead sun video, because it has all of that.
Mine would look like this
>Hype before: 0
For everything. E3 sucks.
>>340137053
Missing Kadokawa Games press conference.
>>340142058
>And if you don't search for the canceled Dead sun video, because it has all of that.
I did watch dead sun gameplay videos and it
was canceled for a reason
All i want is the new lok game with kain and raziel voice actors since they're still alive
or at least soul reaver remake tomb raider style
>>340137053
E3 brings out the biggest cancer in /v/, and reminds me of why I hate everyone here.
>>340141705
How can you have such shit expectations of MS? They are the lords of backtracking.
>>340142335
>people talking about video games on video game board
>cancer
the real cancer is summer itself
>>340141705
>EA
>10
Fuck off.
>>340137053
>>340137463
>>340141705
>>340141858
No need to read any of these, they are nothing but meme buzzwords
Why even bother making such a pointless thread?
>>340141858
I agree with you on PC, EA, and Sony.
Correct taste, Anon.
>>340142469
But they're always the most hilarious to watch. Their cringe breaks all the imaginable barriers and becomes a satirical masterpiece, like that time Zombie came out on stage to Danger zoen playing and it was a dead silence in the audience.
>>340141858
>Tyrrany gameplay
We can hope.
>>340137053
You're forgetting Deus Ex for square enix
>>340142335
>>340142467
You're both cancer.
Everyone is cancer_but_me.
>>340137053
I just want Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 3
>>340142621
the gameplay is already here in the first trailer and the game is more than half finished so i'd say it's a must
>>340142586
I will admit this: they have turned fucking up into an art form.
Never in my life will I forget when they wheeled out the thin, Bale-looking sleazy business-man, with the car-salesman hair and cruel grin in a pitch-black suit.
The guy might as well be named Beelzebub at that point.
>>340142467
Oh please, E3 brings out console fanbois and their wars, forced memes, and almost no real game discussion outside of boasting.
It doesn't help that E3 itself hasn't been very good in years. I can't even get myself hyped up for it anymore.
>>340142721
>Not Final Fantasy Tactics 2
Kill yourself you Nintendo loving manchild.
>>340142530
So that people get to shitpost over how wrong everyone else is.
>>340142721
Any, ANY, Tactics game would be insta-buy for me.
I'd probably buy whatever system they released on too.
Even if it's a failbox exclusive.
>>340142767
Yes, the satan's accountant was hilarious. Better yet next year he came with the same look but in a stark-white suit this time.
>>340142621
*Tyranny
My bad.
>>340142762
I hope so Anon. I hope so.
I really liked PoE, so I've got big expectations for this.
>>340142937
It's like a two-part play. First there's the fucking up, and then there's the backpedal.
I think we're in for a fuck-up-year this year.
>>340137053
This was before it was announced SE wasn't having a conference, I'll edit it if I care.
>>340143070
>stripping midgets
Alright, fuck, I laughed.
>>340143070
Why would you HOPE for DS3?
>>340143070
>Dead space 3
Anon...
>>340143219
>>340143251
The same reason I hope for a Dino Crisis 3The one we already got sucked
>report cards
>>340143372
A Dino Crisis announcement might make me buy a PS4.
>>340143429
What's wrong with report cards? Is it reddit? It's reddit, isn't it?
>>340141705
>Crackdown
I like you.
ill make a real one some day op
>>340143641
Nah, we had E3 report cards before reddit even existed. He's just mad not everyone is like him.
>>340143910
Yeah but everything anyone doesn't like is reddit.
>>340143725
Looks pretty spot-on to me tho.
>>340137053
I always tell myself I'm going to do one of these, but I never get around to it before E3.
eh.
>>340144559
Allow me to report on your report card!
>Nintendo
Accurate.
>Sony
Giving them too much credit. P5 won't come up I have a feeling. LG might get mentioned though.
>Bethesda
Todd will lie, yes.
>Microsoft
Correct.
>Ubisoft
Correct. Deserves a few points though. Aisha making a fool of herself is at least entertaining.
>EA
I wish you weren't correct.
>SE
FFT isNEVE EVERmaterial at this point.
>PC
It might be good, but knowing E3, probably not.
Overall grade: Safe hype-levels.
R8 and H8 me
>>340144780
>Surprise NX reveal
Fuck that'd make me hype.
>>340144780
>Conker
F-fuck off.;_;
Is it known when PC gaming show will be happening? Doesn't seem to be in E3 schedule.
>>340144819
>FFT isNEVE EVERmaterial at this point.
Let me dream anon
>>340144780
Is PC once again at some ungodly hour? Fuck.
>>340144874
Don't save as jpg. Shit's barely readable.
>>340141705
>10 for EA
Nigga wut
>>340144978
You and me both, brother. You and me both.
>>340145032
EA is good for the entertainment value they bring.
It's like the freak-show of gaming.
Not 10-tier, but at least 5 or 6.
>Gravity Rush 2
Oh shit I totally forgot about this, isn't it suppose to be out this year?
If so it would probably get a release date at E3 right? Cause TGS is to late in the year.
I expect nothing
and will likely still be disappointed
Will maybe add hype scores later. They're low though, but the general hype is pretty high because I just love watching E3, no matter how shit it is.
>>340145446
Of course you will. Every company will somehow find a way to make everything worse than before.
Even if you expect everything to stay the same you're probably still wrong.
I feel like I'm forgetting a lot of stuff but I'm drawing a blank
>>340145241
>GR2
>after the garbage that was GR1
Sonyggers must be the easiest to please crowd in existence.
Are you THAT starved for games?
>>340137053
>smashit
Shit taste, kid
>>340145450
>FF Type-1
Stop.
>>340145541
>>340145541
Besides the subpar combat GR was great, if they fixed that a bit I would be totally happy.
>>340145450
I hope they have another Pele. Fuck that was funny.
>>340145541
It's never "that game sucked", it's always "HURR DURR THAT GAME SUCKED, SONYGGERS ARE THE WORST"
I made this the other day and forgot a lot of stuff desu
>>340145494
Allow me to review your opinion:
>Nintendo
NX won't be mentioned. And who wants Linkle for new Zelda anyway?
>Sony
Correct. Probably don't deserves as much as a full 5 on the hype-scale but it's not too far off.
>Bethesda
I wish.
>Microsoft
You know it'll be endless """exclusive""" talk and endless shilling of Halo. Pretty correct.
>Ubisoft
Sudoku on stage would be nice. If they manage to not fuck it up, South Park could be amazing. Deserves a 4, but close.
>EA
Agreed.
>SE
I don't think we'll see much of the FF7R. I hope so too though, but I'd give it a 5.
>PC
A little negative, I'd say, but without Steam I don't even really understand why this event exists.
>>340145721
Because only Sonyggers sustain themselves on shit-tier games.
>>340137053
I'd like to have postive hype on some 'after', but this 'before' picture sums up my feelings right now,
>>340145774
>Golden Sun
You're gonna' make me sad again.
>>340145774
>not be episodic anymore
Why not just wish for new industry all together?
Remember to distrust any and all footage from fucking Ubisoft.
There WILL be a downgrade in whatever game it is.
>>340146260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc&feature=youtu.be
Woops, forgot link.
>>340146260
>>340146369
This Anon knows.
That being said, it's been a very long time since Ubisoft had anything interesting to show at all.
>>340146369
>that Watch_Dogs one
Now I'm sad.
>>340146785
The one that hurts the most for me is Rainbow Six Seige. The lighting looked so fucking good.
>>340146394
>(Ultimate dream)
>Nintendo
HURR AMEEBOO AND ZELDA U RIKE ZELDA AND AMIIBOS AMIRITE
>Sony
PLEASE BUY OUR NEW AND UNNECESSARY SYSTEM oh and there might be some games and release dates
>Bethesda
LIES LIES LIES and maybe DLC
>MS
Might be fun watching them, they cannot get worse at this point
>Ubisoft, EA
Why.jpg
>SE
Nier, dem FF and KH3 maybe , might be cool
>PC
Why is this allowed?
This e3 doesn't look very good IMO , on the bright side Touhou will be at the e3 , I wonder how the spergs from /jp/ will take that
I literally have never been less exited for an E3 in my life.
>>340146918
E3 never looks very good anymore...
>>340147125
>Memes
>10
>>>/reddit/
>>340147181
>what is sarcasm
>>340147125
I too will admit that it's been a long-ass time since I've given THIS little of a shit what happens at E3.
It'll be fun to watch with /v/ but not because of the event.
>>340137053
What's the fucking point?
Sony and Microsoft will probably unveil their next version of their consoles with some shitfest exclusives
Ubisoft will continue presenting downgrades
Bethesda will probably show Elder Scrolls VI which will be completely unimpressive
EA, Square, Nintendo and the PC Gaming Show will present nothing
There's nothing but worthless garbage on the horizon.
>>340146892
I could buy a PS4 for those games if I needed to, but if two out of three are on PC and just one is left as a console exclusive, I'm going to be pretty shitshattered
>>340147778
Then you gotta' play the waiting game. And the waiting game is a long-ass game.
>Template in next post.
why do people do this
>>340137053
why console gamers want exclusives? what the point it?
>>340137053
>dislikes Halo
>likes memesouls shit
Opinion immediately discarded.
>>340148019
Because their opinion is more important and has to come first.
Can you tell I own a Wii U and Xbone lol
I wish you retards get the memo there won't be the NX at E3.
They will only show Zelda, Pokemon and a handful of already announced games, like Dragon Quest.
>>340148663
>Something interesting
>1
>>340148019
Because the OP is to be the example all others are to follow, and once that's been established one can go on to give the posters the tools.
Literally just waiting for thisalso Prey 2 might be interesting if it hasn't been gutted
>People actually think TES6 will be revealed this year
kys
>>340142586
>But they're always the most hilarious to watch
I enjoy Ubisoft more, more more contained failure.
EAs failed attempts to "be hip with the youth" always slide past hilarity and straight into second hand embarrassment for me. Their show is always painful cringe for me.
>>340151308
Not revealed, more teased. Like a clip with few seconds of darkness with some muffled noises in the background and then a boxart symbol appears.
>>340143070
>A circus act
Did you even watch the last PC E3 show? It was like a fucking talk show. It was about the games or the hardware, it had absolutely 0 theatrics.
>NINTENDO: Here's our new wagglan console. Launch title includes Mario: Wagglan, Zelda: Wagglan and Animal Crossing: Wagglan
>SONY: Look at these amazing games! Releasing this year! Oh, and the games we announced last year, which we said would release this year, are now releasing next year.
>PC: Forgettable indie shit and multiplats.
I wish I had an xbone so I could be disappointed by Microsoft too.
>>340137053
>>340137090
I found another version of this template yesterday in higher quality & with Kadokawa replacing Square Enix since it seems like they don't have a show at all so I'm assuming this is a newer version or some shit? Anyways, I filled it out, I have little interest or hope in E3 this year.
>>340137053
Still days away but alright
>>340137090
Different card but I don't care about squeenix at this point.
>>340137053
Couldn't be bothered, sorry. There are no games I'm hyped for at this point. I'm just hoping somebody announces something new and cool.
I'm really not hyped at all.
>tfw won't be able to watch Sony and Bethesda shows with the rest of /v/ because they'll happen at 4 and 5 am in my timezone
Squeenix doesn't have a conference this year you dumbo
>>340152163
How tf can you be most hyped for the PC thing? Like, it was pointless last year.
>it's a everybody posts, nobody reads thread
Is that black broad doing the Ubisoft conferences again?
>>340153916
I've commented on plenty of these, but I'm eating so they'll have to wait.
>>340142335
E3 is the only time I can tolerate /v/ anymore since they stop talking about Twitter trannies, dicks, /pol/, e-celebs, and actually talk about fucking video games
>>340147126
last year me and a lot of other people here were, thinking Nintendo would unveil mad shit. Then it got to dissapointment city for Nintendo and "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shitty nostalgia remake GET HOIPE AND CROI"
>>340154070
and then Iwata died
good times lol
>>340153825
I forgot about Skate 4 damn
>>340153631
And DEHR
>>340152307
You're giving pretty high scores senpai
>>340152297
High score for Sony for so many bad expectations
>>340153908
I don't think I even watched it last year, so I'm going in with nothing to base it off. Indie shit is probably the most interesting thing to me right now though since no one else is really delivering on things I like.
Not really as hyped as previous years.
>>340154882
nice one
>>340156259
>dead
Heh.
>>340137053
>more halo that no one cares about
nice meme faggot
>>340158396
No one on /v/ gives a fuck about halo tho
>>340158882
Meant to gave a 0 for PC show
>>340158694
They do, but not the FPS games.
Sonygger central this morning
>>340159030
Yeah a 0 to the only show that talks about games for the entire conference instead of showing off celebrities and music numbers.
>>340137053
I can't get over that report card's Sony section literally just being "Bloodborne! Bloodborne! We need From to make le souls baby more!" Really? You want another Bloodborne when they're not even done with Dark 3 yet? No mention of Persona 5 or whatever else they could do?
>>340159695
FROM is the only company who is now unarguably on Sony's dick.
I just want a new God of War game announced, and to know KH2.8 & KH3 release dates
>>340137053
Looking at your report card OP, you sound like the typical gamer "muh this isnt good, that is shit" complaining, hating on everything and basically never being satisfied. Its people like you that make me hate gaming.
>>340160316
>Sony
>Videogames
Lol'ed.
>>340160316
>TWEWY2
Anon, I...
>>340160113
Pretty solid until the bottom few lines.
>>340159382
Don't be upset about reality, Xcuck
>>340137053
What's DOS2 ?
>>340160945
You may be the most optimistic person in this thread so far.
Nice work, we need more people like you.
>>340161072
That's only because I like when E3 is shit because people shitpost like crazy about how bad everything is. It's comfy as fuck to share hatred with someone else.
>>340137053
>PC Gaming
>No one listing Ace Combat
>>340160945
>hype for Sony's conference
>8/10
Shit, I think I would've called my hype for MGS5 an 8/10. How did you come up with your scale?
>>340160818
It is returning.
http://www.pcgamingshow.com/
And it's still presented by AMD so I expect the cringy shilling to still be there.
>>340161439
4/10:Not too excited
5/10:It's gonna be ok I guess
6/10:Some hype in there
7/10:It could be good
8/10:There could be something to actually be excited about
The only reason Sony is an 8/10 is because of Crash
>>340161615
>More hardware shit
Why even spend the money to have a show?
Future looks bleak.
>Nintendo doesn't even have a conference or a direct, just a booth.
>Sony will be endless VR shilling
>Microsoft has literally nothing
>Bethesda aka why do we even have a conference spot will at most announce a TES game that is going to be shit
>Ubisoft is memes/cringeworthiness as usual
>EA is just sports as usual
>Everything noteworthy from Squeenix has already been anounced
>Everything noteworthy for PC has already been announced but now they get to do it again while shilling AMD
>tfw when I dodge friends during E3 to shitpost in /v/ chatango rooms instead
this e3 is anti hype
After shenmue and FF7 last year I predict every single company will launch remakes and kickstarters for old games you already played.
>>340137053
Square isn't even having a conference stupid faggot
>>340141705
>virtual boy: advanced
i chuckled.
>>340162358
>>Nintendo doesn't even have a conference or a direct, just a booth.
They might have a direct later this summer, I think they did something similar last year if I remember right.
>>340161869
It's a hardware commercial wrapped in a video game blanket.
Sony is pretty much the only presentation that might have something even remotely interesting. But this E3 is one of the least hyped ones I've ever seen and I've been watching them since 04.
- Nintendo is there purely only for Zelda and has already confirmed no NX
- Sony will wank over Morpheus and PS4k
- Microsoft will push Battlefield 1 as hard as they can because that is the only thing that might remotely save their dying platform
- EA will do their shenanigans as usual, but we might see Andromeda
>Bethesda
>Ubisoft
- Square doesn't even have a conference
- PC one will be nothing but a shilling platform for AMD, maybe Civ 6 stuff
It's terrible. I guess that's what we get after 2015 which was one of the best E3s ever.
>>340161194
I agree with this sentiment
but squenix isn't attending
>>340163942
They have all day livestreams instead of a press conference.
Honestly I'm not sure what big reveals to expect, or what do I even want.
I'll be there just for the memes.
I don't even really care tbqh. All I know is that the salt is going to be tremendous
GET THOSE GOLDENFACES READY SONYBROS
Add mine into the pile
Probably my least hyped E3 yet, at least the disappointment will be low
>>340167157
>Doom DLC
>at the PC Gaming Show
>instead of the Bethesda conference
I like how a lot of people put ass creed in the Ubisoft column even though there won't be one till next year.
>>340168002
Ma nigga, the perfect card
Is this year squilliam done?
Did the bus got remade to a non autistic/meme version?
We gon need these again
>>340137053
I don't really know what to expect.
I probably come off as cynical but since there are no gimmicky shit to show off anymore other than VR there less chance of fuck ups on the showfloor so idk. The best I can hope for is cringe.
>>340170840
We're all coming off as cynical but it's hard not to this year
>>340137053
>June 14-16
http://www.e3countdown.com/
???
>>340141858
>cod cod cod
That's sony, though
>>340171490
It's a lazy template.
There's also no Squeenix conference this year.
I finally did the "lowering your expectations" thing.
Th-The cringe will be good at least, r-right guys?
>>340137053
No Kadokawa, OP? I don't want to fill out an INCOMPLETE one.
>>340172674
Id make a report card, but it literally this plus "TES6 isnt garbage"
>>340172674
FFXV release date: September 30th 2016
>>340172816
>E3 [current year] in a nutshell
>>340173610
Squenix isn't even having a conference anyway.
>>340172131
i expect almost nothing and will still end up being disappointed.
>>340137090
>>340137053
>/v/ is more excited for Microsoft's E3 showing than Nintendo's
What happened?
>>340137053
What is this E3 is actually okay?
>>340174257
I will suck a nigger dick if this E3 isn't liquid shit.
>>340174397
Be careful with those things, you may end getting aids, or turning blonde and right wing.
>>340172131
aw fuck I just finished mine.
damn bros, time just flies by, E3 right around the corner
