The plot of the last game you played has been rewritten by Seth Rogen. What changes?
>Ape Escape
i don't know about this one.
Instead of fighting Master Hand and Crazy Hand you fight a cock and balls.
freemason and an occultist
DUDE
>>340096424
>Persona 2:Eternal Punishment
Maya smokes weed
Ulala smokes weed
Baofu smokes weed
Katsuya is a cop who secretly smokes weed, and one time he gets high on some weed laced with hallucinogens, and a cat tells him the meaning of life.
Igor smokes weed
Philemon smokes weed
Jonah Hill voices a persona and has a hilarious scene in which he smokes weed
Nyarly's head explodes in the end
Tatsuya smokes weed and is voiced by James Franco
>>340097535
Who does Rogen voice?
>>340097721
Weed
Everyone smokes weed and it ends with a message about feminism being important for reasons.
>>340097862
DUDE WEEDIS SETINENT
>>340096424
>Call of Duty: Black Ops
So Mason smoked weed in Vietnam and now he is on a cuuuhraaazzyyy trip where he gets kidnapped, finds a goat in a cupboard and drives over a little chinese man called Dave!
>>340096424
>Your ancestor found a fourth, unique weed
>The dank weed
>>340097959
What seth rogen movie has messages about feminism?
I'm not even shitposting I haven't seen any of his newer movies
>>340098115
Neighbors 2
>>340096424
>Kingdom Hearts 1 Final Mix
Goofy gets high all day and Kingdom Hearts is a giant cache of kush.
Uncharted 4. Well they have been approached a few times to write the movie so a guess.. it... hmm
>>340096424
It becomes a wacky, weed-fueled desert adventure featuring a courier who just wants to take it easy
a lot more sex
homoerotic relationships between women
the comedy is sparse
>>340098350
>Kingdom Hearts is a giant cache of kush.
I kind of wish this was actually true. It would be a lot more coherent than "KINGDOM HEARTS IS DARKNESS. NO NO NO WAIT! IT'S LIGHT! BUT IT'S STILL KIND OF DARKNESS"
>>340098718
Nigga smoke that dank kish
>>340098024
>not named stupidfaggotface.gif
Kys
>>340096424
>GTA4
Not much
>>340096424
>Final Fantasy IV
So instead of everyone rushing to kill themselves and fighting a tool of a tool of a tool, its a story about a bunch of guys rushing to get weed and trying to avoid women. And Seth Rogan plays Cecil.
I'd fuck him in his jewbutt desu /nohomo
Fallout 4
Literally nothing changes.
>dark souls
Estus is actually a drug and an entire level and boss fight is a drug-induced hallucination
>>340096424
nothing, sex is still haram, quips everywhere and more token niggers
seth rogen is like a successful anthony burch in terms of talent and themes. of course he works in hollywood so he's not exactly dumb enough to make tumblrina the protag.
>>340096424
The icon of sin is stealing everyone's weed!
The aliens hate weed smokers!
It's not hell, they're aliens.
Fuck this.
Did that retard even read Preacher?
>Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of the Earth
>Jack Walters played by Seth Rogan
>Smokes weed all day
>Rebecca never dies so she can fuck Jack and smoke weed with him
>Sebastian and Robert Marsh are now played by Jonah Hill and Danny McBride
>Marsh Refinery is now the Marsh Cannabis Factory
>Shoggoth is made out of weed
>When Jack blows it up everyone gets high and has lmao so funny hallucinations
>Instead of killing Dagon amd Hydra he just smokes weed with them and then he kills them on accident and has a funny freak out scene with him, Rebecca, and Macky (Played by James Franco)
>Instead of commiting suicide at the end he discovers the Yithian secret to the ultimate ganja
Rogen may be a poster boy for DUDE WEED, but he is a producer for amc's preacher.
He's got creativity, he just knows the audience doesn't give a shit.
>>340099789
>Black people in comedy films
>"token"
Skyrim
>DUDE
>more like skyrimJOB HUH HUH HUH HUH
>*smokes meth*
Ryu and Ken passing the joint on a street corner talking about banging the new fighters
>Life Is Strange
More illicit drugs kids don't need to be exposed to.
Dark Souls 3.
The "enkindled" refers to having smoked weed.
The embers are replaced by joints.
Bonfires are replaced by bongs. "Its lit" replaces "bonfire lit".
The entirety of the dialogue and item descriptions are written as if they come from "your majesty" with lots of thees and thous but also mixing in modern swears.
The whole thing is a quest to light the dankest kush.
In fact, game would be renamed to Dank Souls.
Every Senran Kagura character are burnt out stoners who decide to start own school club for ninjas.
>>340100881
10/10
>The Simpsons: Hit and Run
Honestly, I don't see that much changing.
>H1Z1 Battle Royale
My vehicle is smoking, but not because it has low condition. I go to the bar and chuckle like a fucking faggot and get shot in the back of the head. AHEHEHEHEH
It becomes shit, unplayable and there's a fucking ugly character who acts like he's the normal one when he's clearly the one everyone fucking hates and is in the only sex scene that didn't need to be there in the first place.
>>340101251
Only funny post itt
>>340100412
>Meth
>Not skooma
Missed opportunity friend.
>>340096424
>Dark WEED 2 - Scholar of the 1st Blunt
Kill me now
>>340096424
>dude weed lo XDDDD
>be mutant monster slayer for hire
>dutchess of a foreign land employs you to slay a terrible monster that endangers the finest and dankest kush
>The Witcher 3: Blood and Weed
Fallout 1
>Water chip is now hydroponics light chip
>Running out of smoking weed
>>340096424
> Venom is overweight
> Doesn't shut up the whole time
> Constantly comments in satire on Ocelot's alleged Homosexuality
> Quiet is smitten with Venom much sooner, and they have at least one sweaty sex scene that mostly shows Venom
> Venom and Miller smoke weed all the time
> Huey isn't a scientist, and is instead a jock who is clearly inept rather than insane
> The Liquid/Venom fight takes place in a grocery store.
> The second outbreak is a hilarious montage of Venom shooting his friends while crying through his gas mask to "Snake Eater"
> The "Wolf" scene never happens, instead replaced by Miller and Venom getting stoned, confronting Huey at 2am about some nonsense shit, and throwing him over the rails
> Ocelot is clearly not only running most of Mother Base, but doing his best to keep Miller and Venom in line
> Big Boss is actually Venom's long lost father, and they have an emotional reunion at the end and join up to fight Skullface, who is played by Steve Buscemi
>>340102926
>Running out of smoking weed
>>340096424
>TF2
keys are now $10 each
>>340096424
>DOOM
>doomguy changes to weedguy
>weedguy goes around beating up dumb parentsLOL
>weedguy takes the parents weed and smokes all the weed xd
we are born
by the weed
made men by the weed
undone
by the weed
FEAR THE OLD WEED
>>340100953
I can't imagine Homura or Miyabi smoking weed.
CURSE THE WEED
THEIR WEED TOO
AND THEIR WEED
FOREVER DUDE
>>340098198
Please don't be serious
Runescape
Melee skills you have to fight monsters so they drop money for weed
Woodcutting is for cutting down overgrown weed plants
Firemaking is proficiency with a lighter
Cooking is for making sausages talk and pot brownies
Herblore is making liquid THC
Slayer is learning how to fight mutant bongs
Hunter is catching animals made entirely of weed
Farming is hemp growing
Crafting is making your own Bob Marley T Shirts in a sweatshop
Prayer is remembering the '60s, praying to Woodstock for good times
Im tired of talking about weed so i will stop here
Everything turns in DUDE WEED LMAO.
/thread
>>340099789
>token niggers
But there are more black comedians than white comedians, wouldn't that make the whites the tokens?
Fallout New Vegas
>Benny, played by James Franco, and the Courier, Rogan, are smoking weed together
>Benny laces the Couriers blunt with some harder drug
>Benny hilariously steals the Couriers weed stash while he is tripping balls
>Doc Mitchell, played by Danny McBride, puts a fresh joint in the Courier's mouth to stop him tripping out
>Mr House's chamber is an eternal hotbox, which is how he stays alive because dude times goes slow when you're weed lmao
>Vault 22 is always full of the dankest kush you've ever smoked man; Keely isn't a ghoul but rather permanently stoned because of this
>NCR (New Cannabis Republic) have turned Hoover Dam into a giant bong
It's now called Fire Emblem FUCK and they fight with their DICKS. The girls all have their TITS hanging out and fight by SQUIRTING PUSSY JUICE. The final boss is a dragon, but he has a HUGE DICK and he wants to FUCK EVERYBODY.
Not much changes, really.
>>340104816
what about Yes Man? Or Dogmeat?
>>340106142
>Yes Man, voiced by Jonah Hill, is a sentient form of weed, which Benny grew while he was smoking weed
Dogmeat isn't in New Vegas
![1024x576[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wh3Twbk.jpg "1024x576[1].jpg")
>The witcher 3
>every time Geralt goes to meditate he takes a fat bong rip before hand
>instead of consuming potions and elixirs he consumes edibles for buffs
>constantly uses igni during cutscenes to light his joints
>Roach becomes your talking guide
>Trial of the grasses was literally a test to see how much weed witchers could smoke
Not bad.
Pokemon White 2.
Ghetsis wants to destroy all the marijuana in Unova by freezing all the crop around the region.
Can our hero, and his bong induced imaginary monster friends stop Team Mothers Against Drugs' evil plans? Jonah Hill voices Serperior, the imaginary snake made out of the dankest weed. He is the "Serperior" strain of pot, weed royalty.
>>340096424
everything good.
then weed lmao HURR HURR HURR HURR
The plot of the last game you played has been rewritten by Quentin Tarantino. What changes?
>W.E.E.D 3
>Trying to run away from a bad-trip induced homosexual ghost
>Comedical jumpscares
>Jonah Hill's ghost helps you
>You have to close the portal which causes bad trips
>Im the end he comes back from the bad trip and smokes a joint
>>340104816
What about Cesar's Legion?
>>340103525
10/10
>Shinovi Versus
The boobs don't change, but there are weed jokes now
>>340107893
>every character is now a huge faggot
What if
What if the monsters all smoked weed!?
EHugh HEugh HEugh HEugh HEugh HEugh
EHugh HEugh HEugh HEugh HEugh HEugh
>>340107893
every character now spends periods of up to ten minutes talking about pop culture, intermittently waxing poetic for short periods of time about mundane shit.
Then they kill each other violently, and no character with any development pushes the plot anywhere. The end.
>>340096424
>Dark Souls 3
I just think everyone would be swearing constantly, Oh and every character would have huge tits and massive floppy wiener hanging between their legs.
Because "comedy"
>>340096424
Witcher 3
>*Hits bong*
>*COUGH COUGH* ha ha Vaan I'm a sky pirate
>Get it? I'm in the sky because I'm high
>>340108195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAx_2Fo1qyQ
>>340109602
explain
>>340098115
i feel like knocked up kinda has that vibe because motherhood and chick careers and chick sexual independence and shit
Geralt gets high
>>340100167
well you're implying preacher is good
>>340107893
Tracer now does not wear shoes, also pretty much the entire game is focused on her even though she's in no way important to the plot at all and is a very unlikeable and forced character.
So the only difference is that Tracer doesn't wear shoes.
Geralt Of Canada goes in a journey in order to reconnect with his "Daughter ". Ciri has grown in the ways of weed, Geralt disapproves, however during their time together Geralt starts to appreciate weed culture.
>Overwatch
Lazy stoner Jim stumbles his way into being a member of the newly reformed Overwatch. Despite being pretty useless sack of shit, he manages to win the respect of everyone by stumbling his way through a mission to take down Talon, and he starts fucking Tracer on the side.
He also accidentally gives Winston weed peanut butter LOL
Guys I forget.
What does Rogan's laugh sound like again?
>>340103525
>Dude what if she's a cop
>Like what if I'm a cop, or you
>Whoa
>>340112595
ROWAHGRAHAGRAHA
>>340110752
It is the plot to every single tarantino movie
>>340096424
>Raidou Kuzunoha vs King Abbadon
Dude Raidou go and get some weed demons.
>>340112595
EH HEH HEH HEH HEH
>>340096424
You tell me.
I don't think Seth could make this any worse.
>>340096424
>Halo 5.
Cortana goes insane because she got high.
Sooooo. Not much, really.
Sonic's dank stash of designer weed has been stolen by Dr Eggman. Sony only has 9 minutes to beat each level, because if he takes too long Eggman will smoke it all. The chaos emeralds have been replaced with donuts, because Sonic is going to need a snack.
