https://twitter.com/jobjstauffer/status/739552648915886080
>>340094703
>Batman
>Fucking TWD after the disaster of season 2
NO ONE CARES
BORDERLANDS S2
WHEN
H
E
N
>>340095017
>not wanting TWD Season 3
>wanting "le randumb dick jokes xDD" Season 2
This is what's wrong with the industry
>They will never make games using their own IPs any more
Fucking lazy cunts.
Let's get this shit started
>telltale "games"
I'm getting sick of both Telltale games and Batman shit.
Which ending will be canon?
I'm guessing the "walk away alone with babby" will be since it means they can start fresh and still mention things you did from season 2
>>340094703
We'll never get another Sam & Max game.
>>340094703
>a telltale game
>of all series
>fucking Batman
I understand he's a fucking detective and that but when I play the Bats I wanna kick the shit out of thugs and fight big guy villians.
Telltale is on auto mode with these story games.
no wolf among us?
>>340095703
I don't think I'd want modern Telltale to make a season 4 anyways.
Wanna bet they use the killing joke for one of the episodes?
>>340094703
>more batman
>>340095874
TWAU Episode 1 was the last good product developed by telltale, it was right after then they expanded too far and quality dropped dramatically nad it never recovered, not jsut in writing but in graphics and presentation
Did they seriously abandon Wolf Among Us after it was loved by literally everyone? Are these niggers serious? Instead they continue with The Talking Dead and garbage like GoT and now Batman?
Still no Wolf Among Us S2? For fuck's sake it was my favourite TT series, rewrites and all
>>340095837
It's from the Tales team so if it weren't for that, I would have dropped it already.
>>340095863
Unfortunately yeah. They occasionally shine still but they're now more miss than hit.
>>340094703
is there one person here who actually played this?
>>340094703
will they ever make actual games again?
>>340096745
Holt shit I actually forgot that thing exists. What is it even about? Did people like it? I completely and utterly ignored it since I have no interest in Minecraft at all. Same with Memelands.
>>340096745Are you on schedule for the furnace this afternoon?
>>340096276
they abandoned Wolf Among us when everyone identified the killer after the 1st episode was launched
>No wolf season 2
>game of thrones season 2 when
Why
>>340094703
Unless they try something new, or at the very least update their outdated engine, I'm not that interested in Telltale games anymore.
>>340097129
Well that just means they fucked up big time as storytellers and they should try harder. But noooo, gotta make more zombie artificial drama bullshit because it's easy to write and you can easily elicit emotions with random events, no planning and thinking involved.
Where the fuck is Wolf Among Us
>>340097048
It's utter trash. Very unfunny, terrible plot, with several shoehorned youtube minecraft celebrities who can't act worth shit.
I sometimes wonder what a young teenager who loves minecraft would think, playing Story Mode for the first time.
>TWAU nowhere to be seen
I swear to god if they dont announce it as a surprise during e3 im going to give up on telltale
>>340097048
According to videos on the internet, this game is fucking nothing. You can fail 90% of QTEs and it will effect nothing. As an example you can miss the QTE to catch someone who is falling and someone else will push you out of the way and save them. This happens EVERY time. Some times the QTEs matter when your character is in danger but even then you can fail most of them.
Also, your choices don't matter at all.
>>340097956
>Also, your choices don't matter at all.
Welcome to like, half of Telltale's "games"
3
YEARS
CLIFFHANGER
3
YEARS
>>340097048
Its the epitome of shitty Telltale writing. The fact that this exists just shows that these people have no fucking idea who they're trying to appeal to; kids and menchildren alike would rather play minecraft then a fucking game about minecraft. Literally all of the puzzles in the game can be solved by just breaking the blocks, but it instead goes for this retarded hybrid between "we can't break the blocks here lol" to "LOL JK PRESS A TO WATCH US BREAK BLOCKS LOL"
When Bro Team showed this for the first time, my cringe couldn't be contained.
>>340096091
there´s no such thing as "too much batman"
There is such a thing called "being too much of a faggot" and you crossed it.
>yfw Batman/TWD are STILL using that shitty engine which struggles to run on everything.
>yfw Batman fighting animations ripped straight from Bigby and Lee.
>>340095703
Given how awful Sam and Max season 3 and Monkey Island were, I wouldn't want them to do another. In fact, they were never particularly good at making adventure games and should stick to their barely interactive visual novels.
I hope TWD s3 is as hilariously stupidly written as s2
God what a fucking shitshow
>>340095218
>Wanting more TWD after the horrible corner TT wrote itself into and will cheaply get out of
>Hasn't even played Borderlands
m8
>>340098170
>>340097818
Just read the comics, they should be pretty easy to find anyway.
>>340099492
>Dude, just read the batman comics
>>340099589
You may as well. Or better yet, just watch The Animated Series. Don't even fucking bother with the pretense of "choices."
>>340099492
I already did
Fucking Batman that will work like shit in this format instead of TWAU 2. I'm officially mad with Telltale.
>>340095218
>>340095017
what about glass him season 2
>>340099492
The comics are better anyway, pretty much every character is more likeable and Bigby isn't a goddamn moron.
Well, they're better for the first few arcs. Shit goes downhill onceSnow has the cubsand only briefly improves in other arcs.
>>340094703
Telltale made D&D seem like competent writers with Game of Thrones
>>340099819
It was really weird seeing how snow completely shut down bigby when he explained why he invited her for a "date" in the first issues and then a little while afterwards wants to go all in and marry bigby just because theyfucked, hell it wasn't even on purpose, they were mind controlled too.
>>340095017
>>340094703
>>340095218
I never played TWDS2. I played only the first episode, but I stopped because it was too emotional.
>>340095326
They never had an original IP besides their first poker game.
I'll start caring again when Telltale a) develops or gets a better engine and b) shift their focus away from interactive storybooks.
I learned my fucking lesson with TWD Season 2. Never again.
>>340098170
They aren't making second season, though.
Of all the "games" telltale has made, I enjoyed it the most.
>>340095017
Actually I think my annoyance is that they do Batman instead of the literally hundreds of other DC characters.
When you think about it, Superman would actually work better in an adventure game because then you don't have to make your gameplay avoid the fact he's invulnerable.
>>340101996
hell they could have made a game about question instead if they wanted a detective story. i find him more interesting than batman.
Oh boy, I love telltale """""""""""""""""""""""""""games""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>340094703
WHERE THE FUCK IS WOLF AMONG US SKREEEEEEEEEEE
>>340102907
Never coming out, not popular enough like the walking dead, borderlands and game of thrones.
>>340094703
>these fucking comments
brb gonna puke until i die
>>340103253
I'm probably not going to get it anyways, but I really hope Season 3 decides to just wipe the slate clean and have a completely new cast and have fuckall to do with the first two.
>>340102243
>hell they could have made a game about question instead if they wanted a detective story. i find him more interesting than batman.
This fucker right here gets it.
>>340103504
>>340102243
except he's a literally who to Telltale's audience, that is, people who only watch movies
Game of Thrones S2 was also pretty much confirmed since they have a deal with HBO for at least 2 seasons of the game.
>>340103616
To be fair, so is Fables.
>>340103020
But literally everyone loved TWAU.
I never know when seasons start or end cause I'm not a burger and don't have the need to know.
Spoonfeed me and tell me the specific months.
How the heck would a Batman telltale game work? If they got a decent Batman writer I'd be cautiously optimistic. A slow, brooding crime mystery mite b cool.
>>340103682
Fables has the advantage of being based on well-established fairy tales and folklore, so people already have some idea of what these characters were and might be interested to see them placed in a modern context.
>>340103927
How the heck would a Batman telltale game work?
By not playing as Batman, but they wouldn't take that chance.
>>340104003
Actually now that you say it a Batman game where you play as James Gordon would work perfectly for Telltale.
>>340104003
Oh wow you really think so? GCPD stories then? Sort of disappointing, they'll probably just recycle all of the best content from the GCPD comics.
>>340104003
You can choose to go as Bruce or Batman to certain scenes. So who knows. But like >>340104119 said, it'd probably be best with Gordon.
>>340095017
People are actually looking forward TWD season 3.
I don't give a shit about Borderlands.
>>340104282
Prolly because Gordon is more fit for the mystery Telltale genre plus you can have cool scenes like Batman saving you out of nowhere when you're in a pinch against some mob folks.
who cares about all that shit
clearly there's not enough Batman media
where is FABLES
O N E J O B
N
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J
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>>340094703
walking dead for walking dead while its off the air.
rest a shit tale
>>340094703
No Wolf Among Us...
>>340104401
THEY
HAD
ONE
JOB
>>340104361
Gayest shit on earth. Its like watching gothom
>>340104401
They've been trying to get a show going for the past decade and a half.
>>340094703
>still no wolf among us 2
Fuck them
>>340104003
Batman is a detective.
>>340104542
There's no actual Batman in Gotham yet plus Gotham is actually cool. Why would you want to play a point and click game as fucking Batman himself anyway.
>>340104547
>Fables series by HBO or Starz
Shit nigga that'd be amazing. Maybe even Netflix could pull it off if they gave it a proper budget.
>jurassic park comes out
>everyone hates it
>somehow this leads to telltale making 800 of these things
>people actually buy something that'd be better off as a short animated film
>>340094703
Oh boy more "games" from Telltale
Modern Telltale (i.e. from TWD onwards) rankings:
TWD > TWAU > TFTBL > --POWER GAP-- > TWDS2 > MCSM > ---POWER GAP--- > Literal shit > GoT
>>340104805
Theoretically, but current popular versions of the character forget that. If Telltale made something in the vein of 1970's O' Neil and Englehart Batman stuff it could work, but we all know it won't happen.
>>340096745
>woolie and pat will never finish it
>>340105279
They made the right choice.
>story based "games" that are supposed to emphasize decision
>nothing matters
>people still pretend it does
I really don't understand why people here like TWAU so much. First episode was good, yes, but it went downhill, due to rewrites. Remember the taxi killer? Remember the female cop who was supposed to be in it? I did enjoy the game, but I think the fans are too enamoured with the style. So much so that they're willing to gloss over the flaws.
Telltale is such fucking trash, their writing can't possibly get more Reddit.
>HEY GUYS THE 300 DAYS DLC FOR TWD WILL TOTALLY MATTER LOTS IN SEASON 2 I SWEAR
>it makes absolutely no difference other than a few cameos
so is Telltale basically the company version of Todd Howard?
>>340095218
>>wanting "le randumb dick jokes xDD" Season 2
u did not play TFBB apparently
>Telltale Batman
Yeah, that makes sense.
>He didn't kill the tweedle faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUXebQMVLcA
>hold X to beat up waves of enemies
>>340105410
they matter more then mass effect
>>340105671
GLASS HIM
>>340105693
The upsetting thing is that this is actually true
>>340105693
is that supposed to be a compliment to the game or something? nobody thinks of mass effect as anything other than a TPS
>>340105583
does any one even remember this guy?
>>340105671
Man, Bloody Mary was fucking garbage.
>Tfw Tales from the Borderlands was almost perfect EXCEPT for the few lines Burch wrote
they're so fucking abysmal. Like, you can pick that shit out.
>>340105952
He'll be back.
>>340105483
Yeah I was severely disappointed with TWAU. It's even worse if you were already familiar with the series and watched as TWAU Bigby struggled to catch a fatass Tweedle, then gets knocked out in one hit by another.
Can't wait for Telltale to nerf the shit out of Batman, and have players investigate braindead obvious crime scenes with two pieces of evidence highlighted on the screen.
>>340105483
It just had a cool as fuck premise and atmosphere, who the fuck cares about the story when you have a setting like that. They could write 100 shitty episodes about Bigby going around killing criminal fairy tales characters and everybody would like it.
>>340105952
MY NAME IS NATE
AND I'M HERE TO GYRATE
>>340106001
Tales from the Borderlands was still real good though
>>340103504
came here to post exactly this, get your shit together TT
>>340106158
>It's even worse if you were already familiar with the series and watched as TWAU Bigby struggled to catch a fatass Tweedle, then gets knocked out in one hit by another.
This
I could forgive the chase since I could chalk that up to "Bigby doesn't want to demonstrate superhuman abilities in view of mundies" but getting knocked out in one hit? Come the fuck on
>>340106256
for sure nigga i loved that shit
Handsome Jack is such a based villain.I choose to believe he did legitimately believe he was doing the right thing too, because that makes him more interesting than "hurr durr kill all pandorans lol"
>have to wait for this to flop before they need to make borderlands s2 out of necessity
hurry up
>>340106001
Never played that one but is there some cameo from the main games characters?
>>340094703
an investigation focused game with batman on it makes sense.
His title is "the worlds greatest detective" after all. Rha's Al ghul calls him "detective" because that's bats most outstanding quality to him.
But telltale does not make good games. They're all railroaded pieces of shit with little player agency.
So I don't have high hopes for this game.
>>340095463
I don't get why telltale and their fans can't accept that their games are on the same level as weeb visual novels.
>>340094703
>no wolf among us S2
FUCK
OFF
>>340106435
A couple. Scooter;_;7and my waifu Athena show up, as well as that Australian chick from TPS
>Batman
>Not some normal ass person like Gordon or Montoya who has to make actual choices and aren't tied for Batman's rigid sense of morality
>>340106645
"Some kind of anime crap"
(also the ninja shows up too)
>>340106645
>>340106730
I just want a Krieg cameo, possibly withMaya
>>340106650
>Batman won't rape the Joker so Gordon has to choose whether he'll do it or not.
>>340106730
>This post
autism
>>340106841
>Maya
>Not Gaige
>Not wanting a crazy cyborg grill
>>340096745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzcX5PQSS4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsv9Vh6lGHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JhKgs-rkvQ
>>340106650
It could still be Gordon though, it only says it's a Batman game and Gordon is part of the Batman series.
>>340106931
I just tought Krieg and Maya would travel together after their brief intro scene in the second game.
There's a new Batman game called (by my sources) called Project Sabbath. Being developed by Warner Bros. It'll likely be shown off at E3, but incredibly doubtful at this point.
There will be day night segments, and take place 10 years after AK.
>>340106869
Considering the shit Joker's done to Gordon, I honestly couldn't blame Jim for doing whatever he felt like to the pasty fuck.
I afked through the game after chapter 2 except for the parts where you gotta touch shit, why the fuck do people like this shit. Game makes me fall asleep, it's like playing Witcher with no combat zozzle
No matter how shitty Telltale gets we'll always have SBCG4AP
>>340107123
>Lying on the internet
I got the Telltale game collection for 30 dollaroos on my PS4 and enjoyed all of the "games" a lot. So I'm actually looking forward to the Batman one and TWD season 3
>>340107123
>>340107369
There's a single french article mentioning the rumors
>>340107369
Do you really think someone would do that?
>>340107489Its true.
>>340106869
/co/ pls go
>>340106945
>If I say dick many times maybe people will laugh
those videos are as unfunny as the game, kill yourself for posting them
How the hell will this working? Just thinking about the fight scenes makes me want to vomit.
>>340099761
Wolf among us is dead, too bad because i liked it too
>Telltale
>>340106945
holy shit these look painful to play
>>340104547
we already got a series, it was called ''once upon a time''
>"For the last time I will not rape the Joker, Gordon".
>Gordon will remember that
>>340108716
>Implying that cheesy bullshit is a decent Fables show
>>340106945
Oh cool a BroTeam playthrough... maybe I'll see how bad this game is...
>Talks over everything
Im sure the game is bad but damn, give me a chance to be on your side. I cant hear why the writing is bad through your bad commentary.
Why is /v/ so strict about the use of the word "game" when it comes to video games? I'm assuming people who insist telltale shit can't be called games don't act this picky about the word in any other context. When little kids get all their toys and make them go on adventures, for example, we say they are playing a game, but there's no fail state or specific objectives. It's a game simply because what they're doing is playing.
I've never seen any reason why telltale or "walking simulators" can't be called games too given that's the case. You can criticize them without insisting they aren't games.
>not as a criminal working for one of the lunatics
>it's a different criminal and villain each episodes
>one ends with a coin flip that always ends the same because choices don't matter
>>340094703
>telltale
already shit
>>340096745
Episode 1 was like 10 cents on Google Play so I wanted to try it. Played for about 15 minutes and I haven't tried again.
Dull and definitely made for children. It was weird and did not capture any of the spirit of Minecraft
>>340109384
VNs are considered games here despite this. No idea why they're an exception.
>>340095017
This
>>340109884
vns actually have consequences
>>340109884
choices actually do things
You can play 3 Telltale "games" in your life that you can actually enjoy.
After that the sameishness of them will become more and more upsetting.
You will start to not only see the parts they recycle for the "gameplay" over and over but also the story tropes when you hit the fourth telltale game.
When playing the fifth it will be a dreadful experience you can't even finish.
I already played more than 3 - Telltale is dead for me.
>>340109879
>It was weird and did not capture any of the spirit of Minecraft
Pretty much this. When I saw a first look video, I thought it was going to be about the adventures of Steve trying to build his own world full of monsters, not this save-the-world bullshit.
I won't buy another telltale game until TWAU s2 comes out.
To be fair, it's the only TT game I've bought though.
I thought they were doing Daredevil.
>>340103253
like this is any different than 4chan
>>340094703
How are people not sick of this shit yet? I didn't even finish TWD season 1 before these became tiring.
>>340111919
They have a Marvel thing announced but that's as much as they've said.
>>340112225
Ah. Okay then.
>>340112218
ask yourself why you're still on /v/
same thing
>>340103020
Nobody fucking liked Game of thrones though
It was that bad
>>340112419
Dumbest thing I've read all day. Thanks.
>>340112851
or you're just too stupid
>>340113385
Or maybe you're just too defensive. Take the criticism and try to be more thoughtful in your posting habits.
>>340113627
shitposting and telling others not to? kek enjoy your +1 (you) though
>>340094703
is it just me or are telltale games the most boring shit ever to play, i can't stand them. I'd rather a much less convoluted point and click.
I thought i'd fucking be able to get through some telltale games i'd likem, like cool game for attractive people but that fucking sucks and i love strong bad to bits. the only telltale game that i can actually play is poker night and even then i'm only playing that for strong bad. just so happens i'ts a well-built poker game too
>>340103253
you should see the waifu threads here
![tales-from-the-borderlands-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ev4wqcJ.jpg "tales-from-the-borderlands-1[1].jpg")
>>340095017
Only Telltale game I thoroughly enjoyed regardless of the typical "decisions don't matter".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WzX_bEUQRQ
>>340109049
well it's a highlight reel of the stream. as someone who watched the actual streams, the game is boring and shitty, and hardly ever has fail states. sometimes he won't press anything and the game just progresses anyway
I hope we aren't playing as Clementine again. Give us an all new cast.
Or make Merle the MC
>>340098170
What cliffhanger you retard?
A second season should have nothing to do with Faith.
![[Huzzah-Doremi]_Bamboo_Blade_03_[D972AE98].mkv_snapshot_22.26_[2013.02.10_09.27.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mO9MqeG.jpg "[Huzzah-Doremi]_Bamboo_Blade_03_[D972AE98].mkv_snapshot_22.26_[2013.02.10_09.27.05].jpg")
>Batman
With so many recent movies and games how can you not be sick of him?
>Telltale Batman
Since when?
>>340121396
since last year
>>340121396
since last e3
>>340095703
You should see how Steve Purcell designed Pixar's Cars.
>>340122606
Jesus, getting a flat tire must really hurt
>>340094703
>Wanting more Walking Dead after s2
>CLEMENTINE GO FIX THAT WIND TURBINE
>CLEMENTINE SNEAK INTO THIS MURDEROUS DESPOT'S QUARTERS
>CLEMENTINE KICK IN THIS DOOR
>CLEMENTINE ENGAGE WALKERS IN CQC WITH ME
>CLEMENTINE TAKE THIS GUN AND HOLD OFF THE WALKERS WHILE I DO DUMB SHIT
>CLEMENTINE TELL US WHAT TO DO BECAUSE WE'RE INCOMPETENT
>CLEMENTINE TAKE THE HEAT FOR ALL OF OUR BAD DECISIONS BECAUSE YOU'RE AN 11 YEAR OLD GIRL AND ARE THE MOST RESPONSIBLE IN OUR GROUP
Jesus Christ season 2 was bad. Literally the only thing good about it was watching Kenny go off the rails.
>there will never be another season of TWAU or Borderlands
RIP
>>340096745
I started it.I actually kind of like it too, just haven't gotten back to it.
>>340095218
>wanting "le randumb dick jokes xDD" Season 2
but there is no randum dick jokes and TFB is suprisingly better written than the original garbage
I'm looking forward to both of them, hopefully every episode will be done by early 2018.
I can see Batman being just like TWAU, TWD I'm not sure they can keep interesting at all. Either way I just want them to do new shit as much as possible, they made Borderlands good and I don't like the actual games.
>>340123716
>2018
holy fuck it's going to be 2018 in 6 months
>>340124037
>2014 was 8 years ago
>>340124186
>2012 was 10 years ago
that kinda sounds cool. Pray to god that its good
