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>>340060343
I wanna cum inside Faith
>>340060343
What a shit thread.
I'll get it eventually, ME has always been good
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?!?!?
>>340060919
Whoa there man, this game is rated T for Teen. Teens don't say fuck, they say hell shit damn bitch and piss.
>BACK OFF
I'LL TAKE YOU ON
HEADSTRONG TO TAKE ON ANYONE
>>340060343
I want to bust a nut in her mouth
So glad that dropped the butch Faith or was that just the interbutts memeing on me? Fuck it.
>>340061070
I DON'T GIVE Aheck
SUPERHERO LANDING
>>340061241
*So glad that they dropped the butch Faith redesign
Sorry, had a mild stroke there.
>>340060897
I replayed it recently. Holy fuck the forced combat sections are fucking hair tearing annoying.
>>340061241
As far as I'm aware the only faith they 'dropped' was some cover/concept art that made her look more like a SEA monkey.
how do I unlock the mattress?
>>340061394
Really the only combat that ever felt forced was the minigun guy at the very end of the game. Everything else you can run past.
Playing via ea access right now. AMA.
>>340061642
Are the animations still janky?
>>340061542
There was that one mall mission where I'd you try to run past the 4 guards with guns they will gun you down trying to escape through the roof
>>340061642
Is the peace out/fuck you move still in?
>>340061642
Yeah, did your EA Access implant ever get infected?
The flesh around mine turned purple yesterday and started to weep yellow fluid.
I preordered to support anita
>>340061814
Gotta go fast, son
>>340061789
NPC's are fine for the most part but Faith looks awful when you see her on a mirrored surface.
>>340061941
How ironic
>>340061941
That's ok we can just pretend it takes place in a hall of funky mirrors
>>340061827
Not what you mean.
>>340061870
No but sometimes it gets reception from the Wendy's down the street.
>>340062301
>>340061827
*Not sure what you mean.
>>340061394
>I replayed it recently. Holy fuck the forced combat sections are fucking hair tearing annoying.
My sentiments exactly. Replayed it last week and it was just so, so bad. The segment in the hangar right after the snipers, the server room in the final level... So fucking bad. I didn't remember it like that. Shame, cause I love the game otherwise and it holds up extremely well.
Is this entertainment experience media safe space guaranteed? I don't want to see anything particularly problematic like racism, homophobia and misogyny while trying to have a good time.
>>340062621
Jumping off a roof, turning around and pressing the attack button would raise the British fuck-you gesture in the original. You get a trophy for it.
>>340060787
I wanna cum inside you while you cum inside faith.
>>340060343
Played the demo last night
No SLI support, thank god I figured that out before buying it. Devs are shitheads and don't release information on what the game can't do before it comes out.
>>340060343
WHITE CIS MALE
Hope the game isn't a soilded diaper
HIGHER
>>340061542
>>340062949
I played on hard, and while yeah you CAN get past everything without combat(although getting to kate's van is probably bordering on impossible), most of the sections I'm refering to as combat are a few sections where a slow pipe climb and shit is the only way onwards and if you don't take them all out you'll have three fuckers shooting at you the entire time.
FAITH
>oy vey them runners are so oppressed by evil white men in the government, feminism ftw!
fuck off, game is shit
>>340064004
The two sections I can think of with pipe climbing while being shot at also have quicker wall-run-jump paths
>>340060812
But you have the power to make it better anon, but you gotta have faith, in yourself only then can you make it happen, a thread is what you make it anon.
>>340060343
Why reboot a series that only had one game? Why did they make her one mentor dude an old black guy?
>>340064428
This one's based on the comics
NO FAITH YOU DIDNT THINK
YOU NEVER DO
>>340064193
You'd be shocked how easy it is now-a-days to kill yourself.
Try it out for yourself to see!
>>340060343
I'll never understand why EA didn't learn from the Tomb Raider reboots.
The original Tomb Raider series earned its fame because the protagonist was a badass that was fit the job. High school The North Face fur boot Stacys don't steal ancient artifacts for money, only hardened, experienced raiders will. Ninjas don't act like a bitch when they kill and steal, so why does Bitchtits spin her mouth and cry everytime she takes a step?
The exact same shit is happening to Faith. The story was awful, but her design was off the charts in terms of accuracy. She was the introverted badass parkour ninja who didn't give any fucks to anyone but her sister. You could tell she was up to the task because of her ability to recollect herself and act on impulse and instinct. Now in Catalyst, she talks to everyone like she's having a fucking sitdown at a Starbucks.
>>340060343
Who bought michael jackson back to life?
>>340064248
Perhaps they do, I wanted to go through it fairly quickly and the one such route I'm talking about must have been all I saw before I got gunned down.
>>340064812
kys tumblrina
>>340064815
>I'll never understand why EA didn't learn
just greed and laziness senpai, it's behind everything they publish.
>>340063034
Holy shit, I've owned the game for like 7 years and played it countless times and never realized you could do this
>>340064832
That doesn't look anything like michael jackson you fucking idiot. Did you just want a bunch of (You)'s so you could samefag, screencap, then post on your funnyjunk page?
>>340061170
Headstrong has been my password to everything since grade 6. I thought that song was the heaviest shit ever, and I suppose it just stuck.
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE WRONG
>>340064815
This, this and this. Amen. Bravo. Nail on the head.
>>340065396
Only one here giving him a (You) is you fucking idiot
>>340063254
My fellow Swordling.
>>340064478
The comics which were based off of tge original game
>>340064815
/thread
>>340063034
wtf
how did you find this out
I own mirrors edge on two platforms, have played through it maybe 4 times and I have never once done this
Some of the trophies in ME are absolutely insane. Like you play through the game taking the obvious routes and it's just kinda meh, basic parkour stuff, then you see a trophy that requires you to jump from a slide to a wall-run jump to a wall-climb turn jump and you realize how the game is supposed to be played
>>340060343
>western video game "women"
>>340061642
Me too, but i stop because the pre-render cutscene play at 130fps and the audio is desync.
It's good so far, just dislike that every side mission have a timer and require you tu use the full runner vision to get a chance to complete them.
The best part so far are the tower for unlocking fast travel. It's pure skill without runner vision.
>>340066627
Not him. But I learned it from Inside Xbox back when that was a thing on Xbox 360. They had a segment that had tips about getting achievments
>>340061170
Whever I hear this song I just remember Aggressive Inline since it was included in the OST.
>>340068789
>timed sidemissions
>towers for unlocking fast travel
i allready knew what they did to mirrors edge. but now im mad again. fuck
another generic open world grindfest
thank you ea
>>340060343
>>340060343
I don't know if it's the lighting or the way her hair is but this picture makes it look like she has a goatee.
>>340064815
wait what?
what happened to her?
another "you can do it XY"?
