Wouldn't this look super stupid if you play a girl?
Dragons Dogma thread
Nah, playing a lesbian is pretty fun in this game.
>>340044887
You have something against /ll/?
>>340044887
I'm pretty certain I missed this entire plotline.
Pity, my Arisen was a loli and everything.
no, it was even better if you were a tall beautiful lesbian
>>340044887
Worst girl.
>>340044887
FUCK THE PRINCESS
I HAVE NAUGHT BUT THE FINEST WARES
>>340045651
What the fuck is /ll/, you fucking child?
>>340047638
The finest rack in all of Gransys.
>>340044887
Nah it was pretty hot.
RPG devs can cut some corners due to SJW meme.
>>340044887
That would make the entire game 10 times more interesting
>did you hear that the loli arisen tried to teach the princess pure Yuri love but the faggot king stopped them?
>>340047638
Where did she go
I never saw her again after that quest with blue knight man. I'm like 20hrs in
>Play a waifu
>With a loli pawn
>And have a princess and a goth loli living in my house
DD truly is a godtier game
>>340047925
Characters randomly fucking off is pretty common in Dragon's Dogma. Mercedes disappears after getting her ass kicked by some ass, and your cousin who's pledged herself to helping you just moves into a church and never does anything again.
should i start as a strider or mage when I plan on doing a run as a magick archer?
>>340047972
>>340047865
Post your lolis anon
Can you even make them look weeb? This game got a pretty Western graphgic.
>>340048073
She has that one quest in the church, but thats about it.
>>340048102
Doesn't matter at all.
>playing a loli in DD
Why. They look fucking awful. The graphics in this game largely look awful and the characters aren't sexy at all.
Great fucking game though. And how would that questline look stupid if your character was female? Yuri is the purest form of love.
>>340048102
Start as strider, skip mage. Contrary to popular belief, magick archer benefits from some balanced stats. Though you should also play sorcerer at some point.
>>340048073
She is blessing flowers all day to pay for dragon college. It's too bad you fight Grig before she learns anything helpful
>>340048275
Mainly so you can fit into those goblin hidey holes, and fly into free on harpies
>>340048616
20hoursfag here
Am I being massively spoiled?
>dogma threads on /v/
>>340048736Yes,
>>340048736
Run away from the thread. It can get much worse.
Aim for the aught!
>>340048736
This game is old. Spoilers are to be expected at this point.
>>340048736
You're the demons
Sudoku awauts
THEY'RE MASTERWORKS ALL YOU CAN'T GO WRONG
Luterally the hottest Arisen.
Freckles a best.
>>340049005
Why does she look so bitchy
Pouty faced waifus aren't waifus at all
>No indication of how wolves hunt
>Impossible to tell what goblins are weak to
>Can't differentiate masterworks from standard equipment
>No way of knowing which roads lead to Gran Soren
>No clues as to which trees are large
It's crazy how many features were cut from the game.
>>340048996
That is a lot of Bolide, how do asteroids even hit down there
>>340048996
>tfw everything up to the pope in Bitterblack was ez pz. Now it's pure assfucking for me and my pawns.
>>340048616
It's more she's trying to "cure" you so you don't have to go fight the dragon. Similar sentiment but for some reason it bothers me that she treats me like a diseased person and would deny my destiny and the cycle.
>>340049138
Bitterblack was the best part of this game by far. It raped me in the ass many times and I loved every second of it.
I'd forgotten how fun some actual danger in a game can be.
>>340049070
>No clues as to which trees are large
That tree is still a mystery to me.
>>340049005
No female arisen can ever possibly be hot with that fucking tumor looking scar on their chest.
>>340049138
Welcome to the Bitter butt breaking isle.
>>340044887
>Wouldn't this look super stupid if you play a girl?
Literally never.Futas are better.
>>340049069
Making her look like a bitch was my intent when creating her.
>>340049231
Nothing wrong with a few scars, anon.
>>340049070
>We will never find out what's among the crags
>>340048996
>that mod that makes all bolides home in on a target
>>340049231
>hating scars
Faggot
Also There is a mod to fix that
>>340049316
There's noticeable but not disfigurating scars and there's going for a grope and finding a third boob with orange peel-like texture.
>tfw you see your sexy lesbian in the royal guard armour cutscene as you lay her on the bed
bueno
>>340049231
What a worthless human being you are.
>waifu posters and pedotrash
Damn, awful thread.
I encouraged one of my steam pals to get the game, but he ended up turning off pawn chatter before even reaching Gran Soren. That poor guy will never figure out to aim at the cyclopes' eye
>>340047617
>the king proceeds to strip and brutally whip a loli for an entire night
I should have played a little girl after all.
>>340049214
>Bitterblack was the best part of this game by far.
>most of the game is spent in an empty open world
>tfw DD made entirely of BB and other dungeons fucking never
I want the "ebin open world" meme to die. I just want to adventure in dungeons all day long.
>>340049421
>>340049750
So are you people telling me you get aroused by this? Because that's the kind of scar the Arisen has on their chest, not just animu painted on scars like in Teaching Feeling.
>>340049904
I love pawn chatter. I ended up becoming really attached to my pawn because of it.
>>340049962
Who is that semen demon?
>When the liquid vim kicks in.
>>340044887
It was mostly that way since a shit ton of things were cut. They kept everything the same for both genders because of all the problems in production.
>>340050130
That chainmail seems so out of place on most armour it makes me boil
>>340049962
Must suck to think anyone cares about your dick 24/7 the way you do.
>>340051409
Must suck that you saw a grand total of two posts and immediately assumed my life revolves around it. Says a lot about you, in fact.
>>340051514
>omg females you guys does anyone else blah blah blah
So blind.
>>340051607
What the fuck are you even saying.
>>340051664
I'm saying shut up, no one gives a fuck about the scar unless they're thinking with their cock.
>>340051823
...which is why I responded to a guy saying the scar is hot. Are you ok anon?
I want to make Grigori my beloved
>>340051949
He didn't.
>>340044887
I was taken off guard, honestly. I wasn't expecting to be thrust into a lesbian relationship, and I certainly wasn't expecting my Arisen to be the butch of the relationship.
When the duchess said "lol meet me in the tower at night don't tell anyone k?" I thought we were plotting again the corrupt duke or something not having a yuri tryst
>>340044887
Maybe.
Then again, made my character look like young link so it wasn't any better.
>>340052328
>proving yourself wrong
Good job, I guess.
>>340048736
yeah but who cares, the plot is retarded in this game
>>340052762
Anon, if you don't know how to read properly you shouldn't be in 4chan, you'll grow up all fucked and stuff.
>>340047737
Lesbian loli
>>340052878
How sad that creatures like you exist in this world.
>>340047617
The whole scenario takes me out every time.
But damn it, it's unique to DD and I love it all the more for it.
>>340047617
>>340044887
It does, I did my first playthrough as a woman a few months back and that entire sequence makes no sense whatsoever.
During the first encounter in the garden I couldn't understand if it was supposed to be serious or satire. The queen appears completely retarded, a child almost. Then you have this scene which makes no sense whatsoever.
The story in this game is absolute garbage but at least the combat was reasonably fun and the final boss is pretty great.
>>340054106
>The queen appears completely retarded, a child almost.
Both are accurate.
>>340054276
Yeah but then it makes it completely unbelievable that the protag would fall in love with her (lesbian notwithstanding).
When she invited me in her room I thought she wanted to tell me some dark secret about the duke or something like that. When the sexy time started I was baffled. Then the Duke enters, starts molesting her, you intervene, he tortures you and throws you in the dungeon, you escape and then it's as if nothing had happened.
>>340054595
Well, she's a trophy wife and the ultimate forbidden fruit and some people are in to that.
But yes, the storyline seems like it was cut apart several times
>>340049070
>>340044887
This guy is so broke that he cannot even afford a hobby.
It must suck to suck.
>>340047737
>you fucking child
That's the idea
>play as a litle kid
>my fucking face during all romance scenes
Hey so my memory is a little foggy. But in the Berserk manga did the torturer cut off Griffith's penis and they just left that out of the golden age movies? I can't remember.
>>340054595
>dragon video games
>realism
>>340057293
Nope never happened nor mentioned, at least in manga
>>340057120
They should definitely remove any possibility of this in a sequel.
>>340057293
They didn't mention it. The torturer said he was with Griffith all the time "like a newly wed couple that never leaves each others' sides" or something, so fingernails, scalding water, cutting tendons, etc all day erry day
>>340057293
They cut out his tongue.
>Mercedes will never be real
>>340047483
Every game is better when you play a tall beautiful lesbian
>>340057337
It's not about realism, it's about coherency and suspension of disbelief. Shit writing is still shit writing, dragons or not.
Who is the best girl and why is it Mercedes?
>>340050742
Why does the regular male body have that midriff hiding bandage?
I have never played as a male or have had a male character in my group besides the starting pawn you get.
>>340057791
Shit, wrong pic
>shilled the PC release for 2 weeks before release
>didnt even get paid
>played on release for nearly 14 hours straight
>quit
>haven't played since
Game is too hyped.
>>340057950
Sexism.
>>340057671
>>340057658
>>340057427
Ah thanks, guess I was confusing it with Game of Thrones. It's been forever since I've read through Berserk.
>>340058139
>not image.jpg
You fucked up.
Yes the game had a cut story and budget.
Yes wolves hunt in packs.
Yes Warrior and Fighter are the hardest to play as in BBI.
Yes hard mode trivializes the game after the first 20 hours. Well, so long as you're not on your fourth or fifth full run.
>>340058231
D&D fanfiction that doesn't happen in the books.
>>340057782
But that's not fun.
>>340058292
Would've taken too much time to form an elaborate ruse like that
>>340058413
It's pretty heavily implied Ramsey cut off Theon's penis in the book.
What do you want in a sequel anons?
>>340058915
>online
Is this real life
>>340058915
>playing DDO
>>340058915
Weather and a fishing mine-game.
>>340058915
Co-op. Not an MMO thing, but co-op.
>>340058915
THE MOON
Or BBI deluxe extended version.
>>340059024
slowpoke
>>340058915
A Phallus Dragon. It should slap the player with its dick while moaning like a seal.
>>340058757
It's implied that he is mutilated in some fashion, not that he lost his penis.
D&D fan fiction again.
>>340058915
THE ABILITY TO FISTFUCK A GRIFFON
FUCKING ASSHOLES
>>340059038
Yes
>>340059131
DESU its not too bad. Its just more grindy than the original but its basically the first game with coop. It doesn't excuse the lack of a sequel though. I still want one
>>340058915
Expand the relationship system so it involves all the enemies
>>340058915
More enemy variety. More world variety. Less shit story. In this order.
>>340058915
I want to remake my meme pawns
>>340058915
More than 1 save slot
More than 1 main pawn
>>340059391
>that guy who fights dragons with his snack-bag shield
>>340044887
it's exactly the same.
>>340060260
she doesnt have a p*ssy either
>>340060260
You like Barbie dolls this much?
>>340060330
Where do you think you are, family
>>340060330
I'd be seriously surprised if the devs textured things like that on bodies.
Still pretty funny for a glitch, and it stayed up until I used the metamorphosis on her.
>>340060260
>removing pants makes game better
kek
>>340057791
Best girl and also bestJapanese voice actor.
Sawashiro Miyuki voice makes my heart melt.
>>340050130
wtf armor has these shoulders? I've played this shit two or three times on PC and PS3 and it's totally unfamiliar to me.
>>340060330
A what?
You censored part of your post and I don't know what you meant by it.
>>340057293
they cut his tongue out in the show also.
You know, despite this game having a lot of flaws, I found it superb, kind of like a much better kingdom of amalur.
I hope they won't stay on that dragons dogma MMO and instead make a sequel instead
There's aught here!
>>340058915
EU release when goddamn it?!?
>>340062669
hopefully never
>>340049070
>Spend entire game learning wolves fear fire
>BBI wolves are weak to ice
Devs went all out
>>340049467
kek'd
