I'd pump her rum, if you know what I mean.
>that's not pump-a-rum
>>340024079
stop
>>340024079
>>340024079
>its an autistic weebs create fanfic waifus episode
>>340024491
Nice.
>>340024491
Laughed more than I should have
I'd pump her rum, if you know what I mean.
>>340024491
I'd dancer her boreal valley if you know what I mean.
Why's there more art/porn of a character with no canon appearance than any other non-Solaire Souls character?
it doesnt even look like that you f**cking virgins. its literally invisible. get a life got damn
>>340024079
No anon, I don't know what you mean.
>>340024647
Autism
>>340024693
>f**cking
>**
>>340024693
>invisible
it's the fucking crow in the distance you retard
>>340024794
that was my friends post and he was posting a bait you just fell for it dude
>>340024491
Saved
>>340024079
wow that sure is original and isn´t posted every single time this thread is made
>>340024647
Furries.
Normal fans generally prefer Dancer or Yuria.
>>340025017
Birds don't have fur anon
pump
you guys ready for E3?
Dark Souls 2 had a better crow lady
Pump that rump boyo
>>340024079
Worst VA in the game by far
>>340024578
sauce
Hello black Papi.
Papi a best
>>340025174
Ready for disappointment
I miss Ornifex
>>340025342
>>340025438
>not ornisex
>not hornifex
>>340025316faptrap.org/2016/06/04/c83-kaijou-gentei-orihon-baby-5-san-wa-yarasero-to-tanomeba-kotowarenai-seikaku-bobobo/
>>340025395
She sure is.
>>340025631
Listen here you fucking nigger. You treat her with some god damn respect. Just because she has the perfect ass doesn't mean she's just an ass you degenerate fuck. She's smart, strong, and probably more loyal than any slut you fall for in a chink sex book. God I fucking hate you fucking kill yourself.
>>340025649
Thank you anon
I gotta ask, what's this pickle meme going on with bird girls/harpies?
Stupid pcucks.
>>340025980
An npc crow you can't see in dark souls 3 says the terms "pickle pee" and "pump a rum" a lot and some weeb decided to start drawing the npc as a harpie.
>>340025631
>not pornifex
>>340026174
Oh okay, thanks anon. Are enemy spawns in ds3 like ds? I know ds2 had a limited amount before you had to enable them again.
>>340025928
>tfw a fetish for censored porn
>>340026335
They went back to DS for spawns
>>340026484
Thanks, anon-senpai
>>340026376
cuck
Which rum would you pump
>>340026832
Poultry
>>340025631
horny sex
>>340026832
land animal
>>340025649
>four fucking pages
for what purpose
>>340026376
Fucking how?
>>340026832
Poultry
>>340026832
they all look the same
>>340026832
Probably just the standard Harpy.
Land would be too tall.
Poulty is too timid.
Raptor would kill me for failure.
>>340027019
>he*d p*ts left uncensored
Blue board, motherfucker
>>340027019
Well I don't know! My dick just decided that this was hot. I can't argue with that.
>A fucking bird that doesn't even have an in-game model is getting more art that the rest of the girls combined
I don't understand
>>340027591
Every year I spend here you people just get weirder and weirder.
>>340027734
The mind of the wily japanese artist is a fickle one. Only the curious catches its attention.
>>340027591
What about when you almost get to see the full nipple?
>>340027948
Most pump-a-rum art is from english tumblr users.
The japs are instead drawing homo princes or nameless king or abyss watchers.
>>340027734
It's not that hard of a thing to grasp.
>>340024079
I'd pee on her pickles and use a pump on her rum
>>340028203
Well the japs are clearly still retarded from the nukes.
>>340025017
>Monster girl
>furry
Get a load of this fucking faggot right here.
>>340028203
>homo Nameless King
Wait a second, there's only 1 other thing present in that fight...
>>340028489
Probably porking Gwnydolin in his boipussi or fucking his old man Gwyn. They are all men of course...
>>340028183
Nah man, you need to do it properly. That "teasing" is just dumb.
>>340026832
Would want land animal
>mfw being trampled by those powerful feet
>>340026832
>Land Animal
What sort of dumb name is that?
Did that fucking drawfag who posted here ever finish his comic?
>>340025342
>You'll never get cozy with harpies.
>>340028630
>Guy with censor fetish calling anything dumb.
You are a peculiar man...
>>340026832
Land and Raptor
>>340028924
>You'll never be with a Harpy
Why are harpies top tier monster girl?
>>340024079
I'd pump her with pee from my pickle
>>340028489
No, as in homo princes
Twin princes
They call the twin prince greatsword homo no ken
>>340028739
You wanna die? Bird legs / feet are strong for their size and those are massive
That type of harpy probably hunts by kicking and stomping things to death
>>340026109
>[CROW BElCH--ING NOISES]
>>340028218
unlike my dick
>>340029230
>fake eyelashes leggings bird
Kek
>>340029410
The idea had to come from somewhere.
>>340029127
Because of harpy village.
>>340029206
Few can reach the level of royalty that tileman has reached.
>>340029230
Well jokes on you, I'd be immortal and take the pain mixed with amazing pleasure. Bigger the better.
>>340026832
Raptor.
Somebody draw some Pump a Rum from the Dark Firelink.
Or A hollow pickle pee.
>>340029230
>those legs
>those sultry bedroom eyes
>that slow pan down its body at the end
>>340029230
wat birb
>>340029230
Is there a way to import one of these things? Preferably female for crucial research purposes?
>>340029661
>>340029858
Secretary bird.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secretarybird
>>340029924
They're native to Africa and classified as threatened. Unlikely.
>>340030076
Well shit...there's always the black market but I ain't spending 200k for an experiment...
>>340029482
>Posting oversaturated ears and tail girl
Post harpy instead!
>>340030289
I'll contribute.
>>340030289
I haven't encountered harpy yet and there's no cg album on sad panda.
Blame the devs for not putting best MG in the beginning.
They gave me a egg laying fetish for some reason
>>340030371
>You can never cuddle with Papi's sexy harpy legs
This makes me sad
>>340030786
Gross
>tfw you /slimegirl/
>all you get is literal sewage
You are a bunch of lucky bastards, you know that?
>>340030878
>nezumi
>>340026109
I SEE A BUTTHOLE. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>340030937
Is the porn for slimegirls really that bad?
>>340026832
land porn where?
>>340031164
No, its amazing. Im saying that the closest thing we get to slimes are the things in the depths, which is most likely literal shit.
>>340031230
In dark souls, I mean.
>>340025342
>Chapter 42 is up
>>340031296
Oh lolm yeah the animated shit piles. Well you got aldrich...rule 63 is good yeah?
>>340026832
>raptor
Big Fat Burd Tats
>>340025631
Orniflex
>>340031432
Ald "vore master" rich?
>>340031371
Link?
>>340031548
http://monmusu.prettyanonymo.us/
>>340031542
Well he counts as slime right? Much better than the piles of shit.
>>340024079
more like pump a cum amirite
>>340028203
Please do not sexualize the watchers.
>>340031652
Many thanks
This pleases my Gundyr halberd.
>>340024491
I read that as BANE
>>340032064
>he doesn't have the Black *nig** Glaive
>>340032287
>He still uses black knight gear
You belong with the trash
>>340024640
You're in for a mix of a God and this thing then. Hope you like toothy abdomens.
>>340024647
>Why's there more art/porn of a character with no canon appearance than any other non-Solaire Souls character?
Cute voice and her lines about "pickle pee" and "pump a rum" sound like sexual euphemisms for dick and sex. At least those were the first things that came to my mind.
>>340032573
The sad thing is those were lyrics in a british namny song...instead it's metaphors for dick and sex in the Souls community.
>>340026832
Cassowary is the one you want to take into battle, an actual fucking raptor to rip and tear your enemies and maybe snuggle with in the aftermath.
So I guess that's a Land sub-type.
>>340026376
Anon, I know how you feel. And I have no idea what does it
>>340032975
the cassowary does not know snuggling nor peace
the cassowary has only time for maiming and death
>>340033234
>Not teaching battle-hardened Cassie-chan how to feel love for the first time
Pleb. Though I have to admit, there is some appeal to having a bro Emu or Ostritch waifu who's bigger than you and will let you ride her (in every sense) and go super fast.
Land is definitely the best choice, regardless. You get your own Chocobo and a waifu all in one package.
