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old paintings three best rock
if like five then kill self
Woman no make food
How I get her make food
>>340011625
Why two-eyed Weanus hurt Peenus? Me just want Peenus Weanus.
>>340012014
you make woman make food. hit woman. food
or are you berrypicker?
>tfw Homo Sapien master race
Neanderthal should kill selves
ooga booga roleplaying threads are for faggots
>tfw no cave girl to play rocks with
>you would be video game guru in prehistoric /v/
>>340011625
>going through the effort of starting a fire with a stick
>when there's a fire right next to him
me go to Rockstop today, what should me buy?
>>340012539
How you type rock so good
Show me how type
>>340012489
Homo Neanderthalensis is chav of tribe, get out of my cave fucking neanderthals reeeeee.
>tfw Rockstation 3 have no rock
>>340012681
shout of rocks 2
>>340012681
buy Boulderwatch
>>340012680
It's a fire sale, 75% off, give your rocks to Rockben.
>>340012681
Super Mario 64
>>340011625
>head to dark scary wood to pick some berries, see if I can get a rabbit or two
>attacked by wild boar, skin my ankle on a rock running away
>gf ugging with tribe leader when I get back
ug, at least I have you /ug/
>me skull when rockgrunts will NEVER get stone
>>340012789
>buy boulderwatch
>not boulderborn
silly homo-sapien
This why denisovian will win
some bunga from another tribe have 3400 get today. he get lot of cave painting of different face
>me go to rockbuddys cave
>i find giant frog man painting on wall
>what me do?
me on de rite
>>340013153
>dumb frog-painter
Club friend, take cave
>>340011625
Hunter>Gatherer
This fact
>>340013185
Me forget this for years! Me thank yo- wait minute, how you show moving pictures on rock?
>>340013528
what be pictures?
Ooga booga rockstop!
>>340013610
this is now a pirate thread, yar
>>340013528
Eat lots of sour berry
Then everything move
>>340011625
>Inb4 not cavegames
>>340013358
>Not superior agriculture
Club self
>>340013358
Hunter, O U T !
OOOOOOGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>340013882
berrypicker sighted
Why fire reaction always 50 ungas away?
how you build rock player? me confused and rocks no fit
please
me no smart
>final boss is mad fire starter
here we bunga again
>Go to rockstop to pick up Boneborne 3 preorder
>Female behind counter is mating material
>Berries fall from trousers
>Passing hunters point and laugh
>Go to cave crying
>Forget Boneborne 3
FUCKING ROCKSTOP
>>340014965
>>Berries fall from trousers
Try loincloth next time rockbrain
minecraft
>>340015168
>Not wearing comfy clay trousers
>>340015065
What cave from? Where cave come from!
>>340015065
UUUUUUUUUGGG THIC THIC THIC GGGGAAAAAAAAHHH
real men use stone axe
club men stupid
stone club has no edges
axe better in every way
>Neanderthal ask for sharp rocks, say they make big cave art
>Dumdum friends all give many much sharp rocks, berries, hides
>Neanderthal take much long time
>He make this
>He just put red rock powder on hand and blew
WHERE SHARP ROCKS GO? WHERE WENT BERRIES AND HIDES?
Cavestarter many bad
![17450203-picture-of-handsome-man-with-futuristic-glasses-Stock-Photo-virtual-futuristic-reality[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I1KFsgY.jpg "17450203-picture-of-handsome-man-with-futuristic-glasses-Stock-Photo-virtual-futuristic-reality[1]")
Ah yes, cave men. You silly primitives would be great in an exhibit in my timeline.
>>340015168
>loincloth
enjoy your chafing, bunga
>ug buy game
>ug like game
>ug want talk game with other who like game
>other say ug from long nose tribe for talk game
>>340016387
>Futere
>still wearing turtleneck cotton sweater
The faggot virus still hasn't been culled I see.
>>340016387
OOOOOGA BOOOOOOOGA GET OUT OF MY CAVE
>tfw manlet
Ooga book Rockout: New Rock best Rockout. Rockout 3 is bad, Rockout 4 is bad. Rockthesda is bad company! if you like Rockout 3 no talk to me.
>>340016387
*jumps out of bushes behind you*
*Readies club*
ugaaa...bunga weird man in skinpelts.
>>340016772
Don't talk to me OR my tribe ever again
You bungas play good new game? It call "tic-tac-toe" and it much better than stupid rock game you play. Play tic-tac-toe or jump in tarpit, mama-bunga
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesoamerican_ballgame
> There has even been speculation that the heads and skulls were used as balls.
>>340012815
Rockstien*
>>340016387
Club confusing talk man! Him different and it make Ug scared and angry!
>>340017182
COME ON AND UNGA, IF YOU WANT TO BUNGA
>>340016925
>playing modern game
You like watch ape sex your cavewife.
>>340017473
t. jealous monkey
>>340016387
You so pink and hairless, me want to unga bunga you.
>gatherers in this village prefer rockstation to rockbox
sacrifice self
>>340017473
At least my rock games no look like mammoth plop HA HA HA
>>340016592
Fucking shill detected
>mfw other tribes think obsidian makes good games
>Go to rockstop
>try to trade shiny smooth rock
>they offer 6 pebbles and dirt
>too berry gatherer to say no
Fucking rockstop
GAS THE NEANDERTHALS
SPECIES WAR NOW
>Travel to cold land
>pale cave men
>cave painting
>happy brown bear
wat do
>>340016832
- grab ung by throat - ooga back offa!?!?
>Try to cook me food recently
>Not work well, too burnt black
>Try using steam from fat friend
>It work well at first
>Taste interesting never had before
>He start give me undercooked food, say it "Early access"
What go wrong
rock has NO GAMES
>>340017665
what new meme this?
>>340012014
>woman
PACK LEADERS GET OUT ROOOO
>>340011625
when Gar-ben finish Part-Life three
>>340018015
>new meme
It's been around for some time, it just recently got popular on facebook and twitter.
Shaman Pavel, me CIA
I be that Congo
What Unga mean?
>>340017742
Nah man, have you seen their woman?
>THICK
>>340018225
first one talk get stay on metal bird
I want know, what you favorite rock game and why?
Mine Super Metrock because I like explore cave and chuck spears at scary monsters
>>340018185It's new to a caveman ya dunce.
>>340018185
how you access or use facbok nd twoter in prehistoroc tiem?
>>340013678
AYY LMAO
>>340018482
>Skinless big-headed big-eyed green thing come from sky in big flat rock and tell me to build pyramid
What do /ug/?
>>340018698
You lucky. They put thing in my butt.
Ah.... UNGA or some say BUNGA
>>340012829
>being berrypicker
>>340018698
Throw rock, paint cave with story
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
>>340011625
rock 4 too rock. want less rock. rock too smooth edges too.
>call rock, want less rock
mammoth arse
lotta loyalty for hired club
crashing tribe
no survivor
shaman pavel
me chief ee-ay
>>340017665
EVERYBODY KNOW BEST GAMES COME FROM MONOLITH. MONOLITH BRING CULTURE TO TRIBES
>>340019030
ALL PRAISE MONOLITH
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
>>340019030
Bone club already old news, Monolith no new tricks. Waste of space.
>>340012681
>Going to Rock Stop
Fucking faggot, me drop water onto fire pit and buy games on Steam
>>340019030
Why care Monolith, X-rock better. X-rock hundreds of times bigger.
>strange big nosed ug comes in and places a smaller rock over my rock
>he says "DLC"
What he mean by this
>Hunting mammoth with spear
>Not hunting mammoth with spear after crippling knees with rock
Easygoers know not the fun had by Trog
>>340019792
I use a gun to hunt.
>>340019030
Enjoy your fire puppet shadow show while I clash many rocks together
what be your favorit game to play?
mine is rockman
>>340019931
Me also hunt with gum, after teeth broke.
REEEEE INHUMAN SHITS STAY AWAY FROM MY CITY WALLS
>>340020006
Rockband
>>340020006
Me like play Rock Band 2.
How is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent?
We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
>>340020006
rock of ages is good time
>Old enough for the hunt
>Sit in a cave and play with rocks instead
Explain yourselves, non-ancestors
>>340020006
Rockborne. Rock Souls 3 is worse
>>340020143
THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTANE MOTHER
>>340018225
Uhh, you don't get to bring rocks!
>>340020143
>he underaged bunga
Enjoy be exile from tribe for 30 moon
*grunts loudly*
>>340020069
Sedentary can't even into iron, berry-picker as fuck.
I'm gonna steal your crops 2 lunar cycles from now, what you gonna do about it? Hit me with frail cuprum axe?
>>340020182
what are you? some kind of ooga booga chinaman?
HOW I USE STEAM TO PLAY GAMES
IT HOT AND NO MAKE SENSE
>>340020440
*grunts louder as a petty show of dominance and willpower*
>>340020268
>he want get mauled to feed woman
3D boar disgusting are dung
Cave painting girls superior
>>340020569
Just go to rock forger. He great man. He buys rock and then makes a copy of the rock and give to people for free.
>hunting for food when you can just scavenge
lmao
>>340020709
>he actually admit to be berrypicker
woo lad
>>340020642
Ooo yes yes
>>340020709
>hunting
>scavenging
Unga grow own food. Unga raise own meat. Unga forming tribe soon.
>>340020642
meanwhile in unga cave
hunt place 3 has no game
>unga
>want write rockwall
>mother yell at me
>father hit me
>say go hunt
>me no want hunt
>me want draw
>wht do
>>340020971Where you find this?
>>340021229
On sadbear
>>340020971
this not safe for field!
>>340020971
>sweatingman.cvpnt
>>340021181
unga should join new tribe
>>340021362
You try summon barneybunga?
>>340020971
>>340021362
ugg. thanks jerk. clan chief just call me to tent, probably next human sacrifice now
>>340020971
>chief walk in
>>340020440
What fuck you fucking say about me, you little man? Me have you know me pass final ritual in clan, and have been in lots of night attacks on enemy clans, and have 300 confirmed heads smashed with club. Me trained in fire warfare and me the top rock thrower in all of land. You nothing to me but another dead man. Me wipe you out with spears the likes which never been seen before in land, listen my words. You think you get away with saying stuff to me over rocknet? Think more, dumb-dumb. As we talk me contacting clan members across land and you home and wife being scouted right now, so you be ready for rape, monkey. The rape that wipe out your thing called your life. You dead. Me can be anywhere, anytime, and me can kill you in five ways, and that with me bare hands. Not only am I skilled animal hunter, but me have lots of clubs and axes of whole clan, and me use them to make you dead, dumb man. If only you think what bad thing your tiny words about to bring down on you, maybe you stay quiet. But you no do that, you no do that again, and now you skinning the pelt, you big dumb ape. Me will poop anger over you and you choke on it. You dead, ooga.
Fallrock 4 was shit stone, they voiced protag like berrypicker.
>>340021364
Oh, you think funny, rockhead?
How I pass sadbear, just get mauled when try
>know how draw triangles
>300 berries starting any job i want
>success.rockpeg
unga me created new amazing thing. pull on penis a lot, it just like sex with cavewoman. it great new discovery
*Eats the last of the good berries
>>340021362
>try finding cave it come from
>only find crying bear
>>340021014
hah, you thin you make chief of tribe? you so weak you woman make love to villager and you no club her.
>>340022037
you nunga
everyone know that
>>340022037
NO DO THIS
IT ANGER SUN
me have bad day
pls give (ugh)s
>>340020971
REMOVE THIS FROM CAVE WALL
BUGGGAAA UGAAAAAA
FROMROCKWARE MAKING ANOTHER GAME ONLY ON BOULDERSTATION4
MY PRIMITIVE CALCULATOR WANTS TOO!
got new club
what you bungas think?
>>340022464
you need earn (ugh)s
>>340020971
>cave patrol still not erase this
THEY DO FOR FREE
>>340022532
>he fall for stick meme
>>340022658
>sticks
>no using flint
Anyone excited for Stone Wheel Solid IIIII?
>>340022464
here a (ugh) friend
>>340022698
My nunga
Flint for patrician
Enjoy when stick break, neanderthals
>>340021362
DIE YOU
>>340022743
Stone wheel...?
>>340022532
>paying 400 berries for a stick
Stickfags, everyunga
Stoneclub masterunga reporting in
>>340022532
>2 leaves
You pay too many bones, hardly notice difference
>>340022743
Me and my cavewomans mates son are excited
You bungas ever think we only like cavewomen because we supposed to?
Unga saw northern caveman who look like cavewoman. Unga like him more.
Something wrong with unga?
>>340023152
Me hope pterodactyl carry you away, degenerate bunga.
Sage for not rock related
>>340023152
He still have dangly berries in loincloth, yes? I bet you like that anyway, berrygatherer
>>340023379
unga know caveman that cut off berries and snake. he very strange caveman
>>340011625
Where are the far cry primal jokes?
Where are the turok jokes?
Where are the cavedog entertainment jokes (or is /v/ too old for total annihilation?)
Paintname thread GO
>>340023797
turok? what you talk about, there are no dinos anymore, why would anyone talk about turok
>me save squirrel pelts for four moons
>go to rockstop
>see Last Dream XIV: Rockwards
>me like Last Dream VII very much so me decide to buy
>discover me need own Last Dream XIV: Reconstructed Rocks to play new game
>game need 3 squirrels every moon as ritual sacrifice to work
me never go to rockstop again.
>Move into cave by ocean
>See this
Wat do?
>>340024174
me shit rocks
Who /H. heidelbergensis/ here?
>>340021510
>>340022885
>It a Barneybunga bait cave
Barneybunga dumb. Barneybunga get stuck in own trap.
FUCKIN ROCKFAGS
ENJOY BAD ROCKS
join bronze master race and stop being poor berry picker
>>340020971
>BUNGAED.cave
>>340024354
Why we not permanently exile barneybunga? No one in tribe even want him here. He have bad head disease, never leave 4cave, probably never even club girl and drag back to cave.
>>340023631
bunga should be sacrificed
no do things that make sun mad
>>340024641
>Ug fell for hating Barneybunga chant.
>>340024641
he always come back with new disguise. sick in head but very clever tribesman is barneybunga
>>340024615
>Different tribes living together
t. Green tribesman. Let's all go watch the theater while our women birth another man's baby!
>>340024848
>theater
bunga ok? what is theater?
>>340024921
What cityshitters do while we raid them
Good evening folks. :^)
>>340024759
We know it you, barneybunga.
Stop come back from exile.
I hope chief remove rule IIIII IIIII IIIII so you kill self.
>>340025012
Who you
You type funny
OOGA BOOGA PRETTY ROCK
>>340025092
I'm a /v/irgin from the year 2015
>>340023152
>paint cavewoman
>call caveman
Uga want this chant to end
>>340025151
future man get out of my cave
>>340025151
Unga say we sacrifice him
>>340025151
Unggg not for long
>>340025148
Ruby my waifu.
Ug just cream my loincloth.
>>340025262
RUBY VERY HARD ROCK
>>340025148
WE SUMMON SHINY ROCK SHAMAN NOW
>>340025151
SACRIFICE TO SUN
SCARY MAN AFFRONT TO MY WAY OF LIFE
>>340025307
SHINY ROCK SHAMAN ALREADY HERE PUNY MAN
POST PRETTY ROCKS TO ATTRACT MATE
>>340025262
garnet > pearl > amethyst
>>340011625
why wii u no have game
what nintendo think
>>340025148
>>340025301
>>340025307
>mfw
This real? Me want. Me kill many men for these
>>340025262
>>340025301
Ah yes, I do know of a character named Ruby.
YOU BUNGAS
CHECK OUT THIS CAVE
>>340025151
What games they have in your year
Did Rock Souls 8 bring back feeling of first Rock Souls
>>340017665
Obsidian > Bedrock
>>340025203
>Uga
PANGAEA
A
N
G
A
E
A
>tfw neanderthals raided our cave and raped our women again
SPECIES WAR WHEN?
>>340025353
>>340025360
PEARL NOT REAL ROCK
I BEAT YOU WITH CLUB
NO WATCH BAD SOCK PUPPET SHOWS
>>340025382
NO MY ROCK
I BEAT YOU IF YOU TOUCH ROCK
>>340025387
CAVE LOOK COLD
PRIVATES FEEL COLD JUST LOOKING AT THIS
>>340020642
this post end thread make laugh
>>340025451
MANY PRETTY ROCK ALL FOR ME
YOU ALL GO FIND OWN ROCK
>>340025387
What white stuff
It good for eating?
>>340018806kek
>>340025575
Me know shaman that turn white stuff into tasty water.
>>340025556
DRILL DEEP FOR FIND TIN
FIND PRETTY ROCK INSTEAD
IT GOOD DAY
Who like man in hairy beast?
>>340025525
BUT IT LOOK PRETTY
>>340025575
Unga told that white stuff is water when really cold
REMOVE ROCK
Ungaa! Assemble against Neanderthal filth! We are group, we never forgive and we never. Uh.
>>340025640
>Horse
ME CALL BARNEYBUNGA
OOOOOGA, ME MAKE ENTIRE TREE FAMILY HOT
>>340025636
SMALL SHINY ROCK ON BIG DULL ROCK
MAKE GOOD CLUB FOR SMASH PEOPLE WHO LIKE BAD ROCK
>>340025148
>ooga booga
Who say shit skin unga come?
Me come from far off time
Me see this man talk to other men
Who he
UNGA MEME DEAD
ROCKBOOK KILL MEME
>>340020971
who this penis liquid taker?
>>340017665
underrated post
>>340025759
Who???
>>340025759
>That
>Man
Where his hair
>>340025623
that's your drug dealer i have sames
>>340025759
>Me see this man talk to other men
manlover??
>>340025759
Ooga who let other caveman mate with his cavewoman
>>340025831
>my skull when me no have much hair from mongo race
>>340025715
bunga use nvidia again?
>>340025838
UNGA
BIGGER
>>340025867
>he not love man
if hole what matter
>>340025838
WOAH UNGA
FEEEEERRRRRTILE
>>340025838
Who tell you make rock look like me matefu? TELL UG NOW!
>>340025678
ungo?
>>340025838
>will never have big milk unga
I rest forever
>>340025929
man love man MAKE SUN ANGRY
Mmmmmmmorning mungafungas, what you
>Eatan
>Wearan
>Paintan
>>340025993
Moon God better than Sun.
>>340025684
/elders/ always right
IF YOU NOT WORSHIP SUN GOD IN YEAR 6000 BEFORE DUMB FUTURE MEME GOD YOU DUMB AND I KILL YOU WITH CLUB
>>340025993
>he still watch sun
>not pretty white sun
OOK OOK
>>340025929
>getting dung on snake
Enjoy have your snake rot and fall off, homo erectus.
Arooga-man 2 best arooga-man
ghjjghi hvvjhvhjv36
>>340011625
me have stonestation 3
me has no rocks for it.
Big club best club
Small club homos get out of cave
>>340025993
Sun dead. I is cold.
>>340026067
rock girl have dung hole too
>>340026018
>Eatan
Raw boar meat
>Wearan
Loincloth and new thing called hat
>Paintan
Me with mate that me no have
>>340026042
Sun god is for man and man lay, ancestors superior worship.
>>340026123
You not worship sun hard enough
Give dog to sun god if want live again
>>340026123
SUN LIVE
BUNGA NEED MOVE WHEN CAVE GET COLD
>>340026124
rock girl no have tree
You manlover?
>>340026163
>he not rock dog
>>340026018
>Eatan
Small creature me find in cave, keep say "Da da no eat me"
>Wearan
New fuzzy loincloth that make lower parts tingle
>Paintan
I like paint of when cavewife gets ungabungaed by darkskin. Me no can explain why make my snake so hard
>>340026029
2 bad moon god is eaten by slime monster
POO
IN
THE
LOO
>>340026208
birocksual
UNGA! I MADE THIS!
CAN KILL FASTER USING THIS!
my unga when PCavemen never ever get boneborne
>>340026096
>stonedumbs
>not glorious mudbox master kin
Me really hope other no do this
>>340026110
OOGA BOOGA small club carry easily
good for sneaky beat
big club mans stoopid
>>340026227
That my fetish
>>340026227
What slime monster? Moon god is greatest god. No monster can eat.
Rockborne best rocksouls. You PCungas are gelatin of my shiny stone
>>340026135
>Not eating hat
*pulls on eyebrows*
>>340026268
>poo in same place every time
You smell bad and never find mate
>>340026328
rock souls no real hard
>>340026018
me eat berries me pick for wife son me wear cloth me paint dark man have sex me wife
Anons, you hear? Mozart going fake death, pull big joke. Hide references to self in Rockboy rock.
>>340026208
I prefer the term trans-sapiens.
>>340026096
>stonestation 3
haha you lost in cave? Stonestation 4 draw life all real
this stonestation 4, not real, STONE STATION 4
haHaaAHa stonestation 3.....
>>340026018
>EATAN
MEAT FROM BIG CAT
>WEARAN
BIG CAT PELTTHAT GIRLY-LOOKING MAN COMPANION MADE FOR MEDO NOT JUDGE
>PAINTAN
YOU NOT WANT TO KNOWSTICKSANDBERRIES.BUNGLR.DUNG
unga me chuck, have own neandertendo game. what think /v/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-BWr6o7XvA
You bungas ever put meat on fire? Taste better, unga swear.
>>340026427
That look like mothers fun bits.
Not want rock.
>>340026328
rocksouls is DUNG HOLE
Me like other ungas, me HOMO-sapien
>>340026453
why post this on rockchan
keep to self
>>340026318
>This what Trog tribal actually think
You a big man
>>340026427
So...this...be power....of....stonestation 4.......ung
>the feeling when chadgar dont invite you to longtooth cat hunt
what rocks can me smack together to pretend long cat hunt?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
ME WOMEN SHITTED OUT THIS!
WHAT DO!?
>>340026487
4Unga
>>340026483
Unga want bungas to try.
ICEMEN YES
>>340026427
Unga laugh at dumb stonygger with dumb bloodbone me play xrocks
>>340026534
is like bird
>hit with rock
>give to woman
>eat when cooked
>>340026534
Lick first
Taste good? Eat
No taste good?
Leave woman
>>340026534
BEAT WITH CLUB
IT PROBABLY DEVIL
>You meet to FEMA good soon. Me talked with chieftain.
>He good?
>He no get choose.
>Has shaman curse him?
>Oh ye, yee. When me say we put him on top for Ambrocksia sap, he so yes was sad.
>This curse -- fight is bungaing almost crazy.
>Why not unga? Let spill to huts and caves, let men pile in dirt. In end, they beg us save them.
>I hear chants of hunts on shipments. There no enough sap go, berrypickers start get desperate.
>Duh they desperate. They smell their deaths, and sound they make banging their traps are warning rest.
>Uggmm. Hope you're not underbungaing thing. Others may no go silently as think -- cave painting indicate they behind problems in Paris.
>Bunch of dumdum old rocks playing running big rock. Big rock left them long ago. We the next moons.
>Other problems.
>UTABROCK (United Tribes Anti-Bunga ROCK)?
>Made cuz bunga hunt on totem. Have someone in place though. More unga bout Savage -- he go Vandeniceberg.
>Our shaman hut better theirs, cave painting rockmen too, and their... ungacil unbungability make us more in areas they no look.
>The rockmentation project?
>With other stuff -- but me say me no like performance of primary rock.
>Secondary rock be up soon. He do stuff and should go in six moon. Me tribesmen do cave paintings on progress. If do, primary will be clubbed.
>We ungadure much, you and me, soon will be good again, a new moon. Aquinas say of ancestor Camp on Hill. Soon camp will be real, and we be chieftains. Better than chieftains. Spirits
What mean by this rock?
HMAN
PLS GIEV BOEN FOR BOEN DEN. NO BIT. PROMIS.
AAAAHHHHHHHH HURTS MY HANDS
>>340026534
little unga
give nipple juicd
>>340026453
hot meat for bungas with no man spear
>>340026018
>Eatan
Leftover bear from good hunt 2 moon ago
>Wearan
Orange pelt with blue tie
>Paintan
Lewd of booby lady from village. Me hope Sun not find out.
Me here for 12 years
Me old stickpile
>>340026632
>he touch sun water
OOG
>>340026534
woman meat tasty
make sure throw meat at wall first
stops noise
>>340026328
>30 rocks per second
Shake my rock to be honest clanmate
>>340026534
>bunga club woman
>bunga mate
>bunga surprise when small bunga come out
bunga dumb
>unga feel when no gf
>>340026463
HaAAAAAahaAAHahaA
>UNga not able see paint from real!
what rock u have? Stonestation 2! HAAAAAAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaa
WOMEN HERE
STOP CLUBING
WE HAVE RIGHTS
>>340026628
This straya cave cunt
gotta durry?
>>340018054
kek
>>340026485
UNGA WHAT HAPPEN TO MOON?
First Sun God die when white ground form now Moon God half eaten. World is ending ungas!
>>340026632
WHAT YOU BRING IN CAVE
ME FEED YOU TO VOLCANO GOD
>>340012376
>berrypicker?
hurt
>>340026771
Yes like right to be club HAAA HAAUAR
>>340026771
go take care little oog and make rockwich
>>340026771
VALLEY
A
L
L
E
Y
>>340026807
NO UNGA!
THAT IS VOLCANO GOD!
>>340026771
A F R I C A
F
R
I
C
A
>>340012972
heidelbergensis have more fire
shaman touch unga when small
>>340026863
OOGA BOOGA
this bunga's best rock
>>340026771
Mind not these neanderthal milady, Grunk will protect you and you can club Grunk all you want.
>>340026926
unga all be there
>>340026902
Spearchuckers get off my wall
>>340026771
>Me skull when wooman think tell me what do
Me like when wooman think they in control, you make me snake feel good.
>>340018804
u like, berrypicker haha
>>340026771
O L D U V A I
L
D
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V
A
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>>340026598
Iceman i meet tell unga bring dark man to me cave to club my cavewoman. Do trust?
>this bunga walk up to your breedhole and bonks her dungpillow
What do?
>>340026534
>make fire
>sacrifice to Sun
>[inquisitive grunt]
>profit
It like you no want good luck and warm sunlight
>>340026969
Don't talk to unga or bunga EVER AGAIN
unga bunga why me snake pukes when push?
GREEN ROCK MODEL 70,0000BC ROCKMARK OUT
RED ROCK UNGAS BTFO
>>340026964
GRUNK SMALL GIRLMAN
UNGA BASH
>>340027017
breedhole now bunga's
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
This Stonestation 4!
Not real unga! Stone. STatiOn 4!
>>340026771
Hear Ugnug woman
Me strong. Me hunt. Me get food.
You not strong, you not hunt. You do thing? You make food hot and clean cave.
It bad trap, but trap works good. All tribe know what do.
>>340027010
no trust
unga bring club then us beat iceman and us mate with cavewoman
>>340027017
[Club him]
>>340027051
>yfw Red Rock Ungas need two Rocks to beat 1 Green Rock
>>340025974
I CALL TRIBE CHIEF
WHO IS THIS NIQQA?
>>340027090
stonestation 4 no have stones
>>340027159
>mfw I can find 6 red rocks in the time it would take to find 1 green rock
>>340027187
JAKE STEEL
>>340027159
would drag back to cave
draw more snake-milk drinkers
>>340027187
that weird unga
He okay, he missing hair though
>>340027010
>>340027104
Me help my breedhole dark son hunt, and me proud.
Vote elder Bernie for tribe chief in moon cycle 2016.
UNGAWATCH GOOD
BATTLEROCK BAD
Shaman here
Shaman say big moon tonight
Big moon many of spooks
big moon we must eat disc
eat disc
dance in moon
psychonauts
stop clubbing me silly boys tehehe
What hardest game you hunt?
inb4 Mammoth, Mammoth weak, made out of woman
>rocks you smash to make forget bad angry cat killing village times
what's name, unga?
>>340027316
Ungawatch bad. Tribe Cave 2 is best.
>>340027187
LITERALLY ME
>cave elder tired of me smash rocks all night he threaten to kick out of cave into badlands
what me do? me no want be hunter gatherer cuck
>>340027316Funnily enough this is basically the extent of every argument on /v/.
>>340027382
Uunga hunt sea monster.
Unga learn unga no swim.
Unga almost die.
who is ur rockfu /ug/?
>>340027381
ew
wouldnt club with big club
not even for shiny
>>340027382
Me kill great bear with bare hands once
Me lose privates during fight though
How kill myself
>>340027382
>spear
HAAAAAAAhahaAhaaaaaa
Unga no kill game with hands
Unga not man
>>340027519
THICC
>>340027381
Me no club.
not enough hair.
>>340011625
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
GAME SHIT
>>340027059
>Not wanting strong lady to ride you like docile horse
>>340027382
HMANS R TRIKY
FURHOP AND TREEFUR BOENS R EAY GET, BUT HMAN BOEN R NOT.
>>340027187
HOW YOU GET PAINTING OF ME
you no get rock station 4?
Why no get rock station 4?
Rockstation for the cavemen
Hey guys how about we start like, farming and shit, so our village can grow and we form a civilization?
>>340027532
bear already killed u
haha berrypicker
>>340027592
Ungggg >>>/an/
>>340027532
Bunga no kill self.
Bunga come to Unga cave.
>>340027429
TRIBE CAVE 2 EMPTY LAND
NO UNGA'S IN CAVES
BAD
>>340027532
try fight bear again?
Ungun not no.
Say woman not look fat in fur.
That work too.
>>340027629
ME NO LIKE THIS IDEA
CLUB STUPID MAN
>>340027519
*uncontrollable caveman noises*
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
>>340027519
My Rockfu better. Your rockfu lay with many man.
>>340027090
>stonestation4
>having rocks
Get a personal rock abacus you niga
>>340027629
too many of u already in cave
you make sick
bad ideas and hurt
more people no good
more hurt
more pain
no more
>>340027629
Unga already doing but rain too much.
>>340027579
me no want death by snoo snoo
>>340027629
Huhuhu who let berrypicker in den? Get out here, bunga.
>>340027629
Farm for weak man. My seedmaster hunt, and he seedmaster before. My Tribe always hunt.
I am make science! I am put fire in cave
>>340027736
OnH
HOW UNGA MAKE PERSONAL STONE
WHAT NEED UNGA TO MAKE PERsONAL STONE?!
>>340027850
you dumb unga smoke breathe no good
What best berries to eat while playing with rock?
>>340027629
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO
Stupid stupid man come our tribe once bleeding from nose
Soon we all bleeding from nose
Everyone dead because tribemix
>>340027850
NO YOU AM PLAY SUN
>>340027579
>STRONG LADY
HAHAHAHHAHA GOOD UNGA
man below woman, below men too, get clubbed after
not good for bunga
>>340027629
>>340027690
>>340027738
>>340027770
Wait tribemen
Hear Ugnug
Stop wait
Hear
cave farm
Hear ugnug tribe
Wait.
Tribe farm meat
WE WZ BIG BOENS N SHET
WE BULD GRET BIG BOEN DEN, BT THN BIG ROCK COM AND OPRES US.
FUK U HMAN, WE TAEK BOEN N BIG STABBER BAK WIT US, U CAN STRT FOM SCRACH.
>>340027898
>>340027943
No! Am keep warm!
>>340027738
>>340027750
>>340027770
>>340027690
>>340027849
>>340027916
No, no, no, guys!
Look, i already wrote a set of rules we can all follow, so we don't need to kill each other all the time!
>>340027979genuine kek I fucking love you guys
>>340027979
But if unga put meat in earth it not grow
How do??????
>>340027850
>hiding fire from the Sun
Why you like sin?
>>340027381
3D boar disgusting.
>>340027979
>Tribe farm meat
no
me love meat
me eat meat yes
but me love meat
me love ground and plant
me no want to harm more than needed
mean man
only want hurt
>>340027907
Me like date. Date look like dung.
>>340027727
Unga mate with bunga rockfu.
What bunga do now?
Look at sun god! What happening to sun god!
>>340028016
*slowly reaches for club*
>>340028016
Ooga long, Unga no read.
>>340028047
Put meat in woman
Woman shits out more meat
???????
Gather
>>340028016
>set of rules
no tell ooba dooba what do
ooba dooba free man
ooba dooba love meat
ooba dooba no see law of meats!!
JUST BIRD SCRATCH ON SOFT ROCK
NO LIKE
>>340028098
AHAH MOON GOD EAT PUNY SUN GOD
NOW YOU SUFFER
>>340028098
Huhuhu Moon God bunga'd Sun God.
>>340028047
Like woman!
Club over head and drag back to cave
wait.
Then small one fall out.
It no cook tho....
>>340028098
WE MUST BRING SARIFICE
>>340028098
We make more fire sun come back
Club women too make sun happy
>>340028016
WT TAT
SCRACH TO MUC, ROK USLES FR HMAN
>>340028098
shaman say they come to eat soul
if we give soul first
it no take ours
SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE
>>340028016
That just line on rock. We make line on rock since two moons ago. Nothing new.
>>340028016
This bunga worse than Barneybunga, me bunga you now.
>>340028186
>>340028098
>>340028016
Ugnug say sacrifice word man!
Only way to know sun not angry and moon not angry!
>>340028214
CLUBBING WOMAN IS WHAT MADE SUN GOD ANGRY IN FIRST PLACE
THIS NO GAME
>>340027894
A stone, big one
A rock that you can use to destroy things to bits
A stick
A bigger stick
>>340028016
huh huh
me only see loss
>>340028072
>>340027979
>>340028047
>>340028137
That's now how it works!
Look, i can teach you guys how to farm, if you let me into the tribe!
>>340028262
My tribe meet word man. We kill word man. Now we much mammoth in valley.
>>340028285
T. Wooman
someunga chronicle this cave scratching
>>340028098
SUN GOD MAD, HE SEN BIG ROK TO KIL ALL, FINISH TE JOB H STRTD WIT BIG BOENS.
Rockstation 4 hasno pebbles
What you bungas think of cave painting?
Your in your cave and this cat slaps your best club
What do?
>prehistoric /v/ could easily have existed as the current /v/ doesn't play any videogames either
Paint done. More suggestion?
>>340028309
>>340028016
Too much word
Not enough rock woman.
Draw WOMAN no furs
>>340027187
That me grand dad
HahaAAAA All tribe leader think they control Unga
Unga control them
Unga use them for play and leaders not know
hAhahaAAA
他妈的无毛的猴子
>>340028323
YOU REASON >>340028098
KILL KILL KILL
>>340028323
Wordman strange
Unga not like wordman
Unga club wordman
>>340028323
u only want hurt and fire
no different than rock seller!
HURRY HOW I CLEAN WALL PAINT HISTORY
WOMAN GOING TO SEE I DRAW NOTHING BUT SHEBUNGAS SHE WILL TELL CHIEFTAN
>>340020006
Mount and rocks: tribeband
>>340028452
No you see inside the plants there's a little thing called "seed"!
If you put that on the ground and pour water into it, in a week or two it will grow more plant!
>>340028474
use dung
tell woman it keep cave warm
>>340028418
HUNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIIIIICCCCCCCCCC
>>340028387
You KILL Unga
already stained rock wall
still some power
>>340028435
BUNGA NO LIKES WEEBS
GO BEFORE BUNGA SMASH
>>340028474
Delete system IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII II
>>340028323
>face when wordman not like rock culture
>he not like tribe hide color
This is TWO SUNS SINCE BIG MOON.
>>340028519
then what happen?
oog?
More women births?
more babby to feed
think of sick
too much people
too many sick
plant bring bad
only meat good
How come portable rock more popular than big rock?
>Big
>Heavy
>More rock
>implying you cavepainters will toss portable rock
>>340018225
>maybe wonder why poke with sharp stick before throw off cliff
>>340028474
Tell woman other unga came into cave and make paintings
>>340028519
Then set on fire for Sun god, right?
>>340028418
You need pelt over image or tribe elder will ban you from cave.
>>340028597
Plant is more food!
Literally infinite food!
Meat will end one day, there aren't enough animals!
But plants can keep growing all the time!
More plants = more seeds = more plants!
UH OG, SACRIFICES MAKE MOON GOD ANGRY
WHAT DO
>>340028562
WHAT YOU DO
CAVE DISAPPEAR WHEN I FIND YOU I CLUB YOU
>>340028597
but more people make tribe bigger
bigger tribe mean stronger tribe
stronger tribe mean kill bigger meat
can also beat other tribe
This cave writing laugh
ME FIND STRANGE ROCK WHEN SKY FIRE GO
WHAT OOGA DO?
>>340028396
NEVR SEEN STABBER BOEN LIK TAT, BUT KIL BIGFUR FR TRIENG STEL BOEN FROM BOEN DEN
>>340028675
moon god is bad he make sun go away
>>340012539
>ooga booga roleplaying threads are for faggots
this
Cannot fit Xrock into cave, what do
>>340028713
no
more tribe is weakness
more feed
more go bad
bad people come in
we not need more
fight tribe?
not if tribe dead of plague
PLANT PLAGUE
PS LEFFEN I AINT DONE YET
>>340028770
Painting related
>>340028708
Good luck, bunga, me behind 7 boulders.
>>340028617
>not having big rock AND small rock
hahaha unga fags
I give up on you guys!
That's it! i'm going north!
>>340028770
Trade your xrock and get a personal stone
>>340028721
cave paintings better than all
I tire laughing
>>340028859
wordman think he so smart see how smart you is when you icecube or food for mammoth
>>340028723
Try to kill self
Sacrifice best friend and club his cavewoman
Become pretty birdman
>>340028673
BUNGA NEED TO LOOK OUTSIDE
LOTS OF MEAT
BUNGA NO MAKE SENSE
UNGA SMASH
UNGA BUNGA
BUNGA UNGA
UGGNUG NUGNUG
>>340028843
>he dumbman
You waste many rock for small return.
oog...
oooga feel pain in sides
what does ooga feel tribe?
is ooga death soon come?
this pain ooga feel
>>340028980
Well said unga
>>340028859
Icemen not want you. You anger sun god and ancestors.
>tfw the hivemind is so strong it bears no meaning what we write, we respond as conditioned anyway
/v/ scares me and I want no part of this any longer.
>>340029030
Bunga close eyes.
Bunga think of mate.
Bunga going to better cave.
;_;
>>340028975
ooba hooba
woman pretty when rock open
me want club woman
woman already naked
>>340029045
Iceman will accept my teachings! You'll see!
We'll make the greatest civilization this world has ever known!
>>340029073
ung?
>>340029125
Club all
Become tribe leader
>>340028980
OOGA THINK UGGNUG NUGNUG GOOD
>>340029073
sacrifice for shiny rock
u most not need women
berrypicker
Who other Unga /THIN/ here
Thick OOga look like hunt HAAhahahaAHA
Ung, moon god worshippers go durka durka and spear women instead of club them. They destroy old cave painting, never be seen again. They light self on fire and run through hunting grounds to make desert like their home. They afraid of wolves me tribe club into good wolves. Moon worshipers need to make like mammoth and get speared to extinction.
Me out in mountain. Find hard shiny icerock. Me think it useless and not worth many meat so me threw it away.
>>340029030
can ukka have old loincloth and rock collection when die?
>>340029210
ukka only make sides worse
i gave loincloth
to your woman bearer
berrypicker...
>>340029193
Thinfags unite
>>340028981
BUNGA HAVE LOT OF ROCK
MROE THAN YOU UNGA FAG
BUNGA BASH YOU
>>340029073
>telling cave one man
stop eat ground fruit, it make stupid
>>340029201
REMOVE DURKA
CLUB ALL AND LET SUN SORT THEM OUT
>>340029201
Me hear they make breedinghole wear furs over face.
>>340029278
thin stick never as good as big stick
big stick hit hard
>>340029278
SKREEEEEOOONK
Unga, who these ungas coming to cave?
>>340021379
underrated carving
>>340029337
Asians
who /r/ock masterrace here?
Me beating spear fags to they dies
>>340029283
I have rock. Me not just waste rock because me bigbrain. Bunga even know one rock and one rock make two rock.
Bigrock only have granite anyway. Me much prefer sandstone.
>>340029323
Ungarrated posts, all of them
>>340029193
>>340029278
>he like /THIN/
Ooga poo unga, what funga you dunga?
cave mate no live when sun die in cold time
thin carving worse than shaman, and he do carving of own tribe mother
>>340029251
NO NOT CHADGAR
ME CLUB WOMAN THIS NO FAIR
>>340022532
you try SLI leaf? enjoy forest fire
>>340029457
>Shaman
Him degenerate. Why he give snake and berries to wooman in all his paintings?
>>340012681
Is good. You smash people with rock
>>340029404
UNGA TOO NOISY
MORE ROCK BETTER THAN ONE ROCK
UNGA IS MEATHEAD
BUNGA GONNA ENJOY ROCKS NOW
AY YO WHERE THE WHITE WIMMIN AT?
>>340029548
>he use nvrock and not ROK
No bark better than flamestick.
>>340029491
no
woman bearer
tribe mother
berrypicker...
YOUR MOM OOGA
*LOUD GRUNT*
OOkas, Unga Separate from hunt and find cave
no tribe
no sign
Unga travel far down cave
only one wall and this paint
What does Ooka think? Tell Chief? Tell leaders?
>>340029691
Tell shaman. Shaman know.
>post head when you not burchbunga
>>340029632
not exist for next million years
sorry bubo
>>340029691
me think you may berrypicker
but quality berrypicker
you learn from dad?
berrypicker
hahaha
>me play rockstone
>berrypicker pick shaman
>Goes face with rock
>I no win
How you say rockstone no berry to win!?
>>340029632
Black bunga dumb. Unga more smart. Unga bash black bunga with club.
ooga found new life
no more rock game for ooga
me sit and sit
my tribe
no rock
only sit
>>340019515
Underappreciated post.
>>340029901
he make evil spirit
it is non sense
simple times
no magic steam???
Big ugas come out shiny rock
Too berrypicker to stay
Run back to safe cave with rockies.
What was ungas
Painting was ungas.
Shaman here. What you bungas want to know?
>>340027382
Me hunt rockrelated
>>340030005
I forget painting
berrypicker as woman.
>tfw no cavewoman to club
>>340030025
What meaning of life? Rock or paint cave?
>>340030025
Shaman? Shaman not know oonga. Shaman want question from oonga? fine shaman. Oonga ask you. Why when I go to field, I see many thing, some fly, some run, but they all die, Oonga need know. Where they go?
>>340029869
you sit on man unga stick, that for sure.
/wall
your at the campfire with your mate
this unga slaps your mate's ass
what do
>>340030025
>>340029790
why you go face on unga?
STOP MAKING FUN BERRYPICKING IS GOOD GIVES ME MORE TIME TO FUCK YOUR GIRL
>>340030116
only problem for tribe
because tribe afraid
berrypicker
you hate stick sitter
deep down
you sit on stick
Check Ug IIIII IIII
>>340030168
>BERRY no take bantz
unga berry cavewoman like when unga smell like beast blood.
>>340029869
haha berrypicker
>>340029764
AAAAAAAH!
Okka forget?
Shaman in night cave for many sun
Old Shaman Go With Wind not long before
Else I would say to shaman what I say to you OOkas.
I tell Chief? I tell Leaders? Keep to Unga
>>340029778
I berry these nuts in Oookas thiccccccccccc OOGa.
she berrysuck Ungas spirit through her mouth
>>340030106
No meaning to life.
>>340030114
They go back to ground. Ground take them and make them new.
>>340030132
Unga just bad.
>>340030168
berry no kill beast because beast laugh at small poonga
>>340030131
Me want to bunga that unga
>>340030174
Me laugh at man unga who sit on man stick
only one sit on stick deep down is you
me make you cave mate mine, she sit on me stick berrypicker
stick sitter is cave paint throwing
>>340030348
me want sit on womanish stick
no homo sapiens
>>340030462
You next sacrifice.
>>340030462
>implying stick can be womanish
berrypicker discovered
>>340030348
berrypicker fear come to surface
you afraid of stick?
did dad make you woman?
>>340028526
but weebfolk make good rock
also lewd cavepainting
me wish me was weebfolk
how i get eastern woman??
>>340030462
hwhwhwhwhw
now tell, ooka,
how can stick be woman if only OOKAs have stick?
>>340030502
>>340030571
>>340030631
If stick is pretty like woman, then no homo sapiens
Nothing wrong with trap
>>340030502
Point sticks are berrypicker dook.
Real unga throw rock!
>>340030462
>womanish stick
me laugh at you, you no berry picker, you berry sucker
>>340030583
Me make you afraid of me stick unga bunga, me stick scare mammoth
>>340030709
You sacrificed now.
MAKE PANGAEA GREAT AGAIN
>>340030709
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH TRAP
what ooga little bungas say when see Ooka dressed like unga but have stick?
what chief say when he finds ooka not only berrypicker but berrysucker
>>340030757
>me stick scare mammoth
haha
fluffer berrypicker
See you bungas next cave fire
>>340031174
You shut you mouth
Sabrecat fine too
Last for Playwheel 4 has no stick
>>340031397
Playwheel have more stick than you
>>340026771
JUMANJI
U
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>>340031397
WHEEL U IS FOR LITTLE UNGAS
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