It's no as easy as Legos you liars!
the fucks that
it's as easy as stepping on legos for you OP :^)
>>339988042
YOU TOLD ME THAT IT WILL ORGANIZE IT SELF...
YOU LIARS
>>339988042
>You liars
>Taking Tech BUILDING advice from /v/
Your fault for not asking the board dedicated to tech building, operation, and maintenance.
>>339988042
Lego comes with instruction manuals, and I'm pretty sure PC parts do, too.
Where do I plug the CD drive into the MOBO?
>>339988042
legos are harder you fucking moron, go watch a youtube video about pc building and stop sucking pls
>>339988731
the SATA cable goes connected to the SATA port
>>339988731
you have to pop off the heat sink for the processor and connect it to the pins under the processor. Replace the processor, it should make a solid click sound... you may have to force it a little.
>>339989042
It doesn't fit (the power cable under where you'd plug the SATA for the HDD)
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Why are you not putting in your psu first? put in your psu.
Drives of any kind need a SATA cable to the mobo, and one of the power cables from your psu. Figure it out, get your gpu in there, plug in your power button and shit where it says on your mobo instructions. Don't forget your ram.
Watch a few assembly videos if you're having this much trouble, or if this is a troll, consider killing yourself instead.
MY ASAP CABLES ARE FIRRING WHERE THE SATA CABLES SHOULD BE!!
What do? Did they get mixed up?
>>339989308
yes it does
What parts did you buy?
>>339988042
Where did you get that Pavillion P2? Did they give away old PCs at your office or something?
>>339988731
The white one below the blue one its already connected, look if fits, if not use the aldeady plugged sata cable on the disk drive, and the other one in the hard disk
>using optical disk in 2016
wut.
>a fucking pegatron mobo.
You're a cheap fuck op. Enjoy that brick in a year.
What do you guys do with old parts after you upgrade?
>>339989656
The cable from the Disc Drive doesn't fit. I'm assuming I plug it into the white plug right in the middle of pic related
Why don't the pieces come with clear instructions like LEGO sets do? Is it because they WANT people to fail and have to buy new parts??
>>339988042
>>339988496
>>339988746
>"Legos"
fucking off yourselves
>>339988042
>2.83 MB, 4128x2322
stop doing this
>>339988042
only when you actually build the fucker does it seem its as easy as lego.
until then its panic city
>the fan is already filthy.
>An HP board.
Are you making a computer from parts you found in a dumpster?
>>339989893
>we want to expand our business, so plz stop saying that legos are only legos, i mean bricks
FUCK THEM, legos are legos and they wont change anything.
>>339989996
YOU TOLD ME TO USE OLD PARTS FOR $300 CONSOLE KILLER BUILD!!!!
>>339989771
Turn the cable around.
>>339990120
At least you're putting some effort in your trolling.
>>339989893
>>339990104
>tfw fully aware of the distinction and I still choose to call them legos
>>339988470
That's a shitty HP/Compaq motherboard that have a shitty Hudson-D1 chip set.
>grab parts found in dumpster
>toss them in a case
>shitpost on /v/
>>339990120
You done got trolled fucktard.
The whole point of building yourself is to save money so you can use GOOD components. That's things gonna be a fucking toaster.
Where does the last plug go?
OP is the Steam machine target market
>>339989763
I keep them under my bed. Might need them in the future.
>>339990462
Pro-tip: to get more wattage and over clock the system open up the power supply and take out the fuse and wrap it in tinfoil before replacing it. Will improve clock speeds by at least 20%
>>339990224
Ummm ... not really. If he did put some effort into it he would make pics using his own rig and be less obvious about it. Maybe he could manage to fool some people, as it is it's just wasted potential.
>connecting the L shaped part to the motherboard
fucking kek
>>339989763
Might as well hold onto them in case something fucks up.
>>339989898
stop living in the past anon
>>339990462
Where the other SATA cable went fucktard. It's L shaped though so I would switch it so the L bend is going into the drive instead of the motherboard
>>339990120
lol
>>339990462
in your butt
>>339990834
If you're gonna give advice at least give shitty advice so we can laugh. Douche.
Fixed, had to switch ODD and HDD cords. Now to see if she turns on.
8
>>339990462
in your ass
Just use the right angle side on the drive itself moron.
>>339991035
You'll be gaming at 640x480 in no time anon!
Why are you on /V/? Clearly this thing isn't going to be able to run any vidya.
What CPU is in there anyway?
How I fix?
>>339991491
Blast it with piss
>>339991491
Did you get a processor belt to help with the oscillations? If not, prepare to see your simm ram get wam-jam.
>>339988042
The fuck are you doing OP, you forgot the pop tarts.
>>339991491
I dont see anything broken.
>>339991801
>>339989763
Rebuild the computer I already have after swapping out everything for new parts.
>getting a new motherboard and cpu in August
setting everything up the first time was stressful
>>339990462
nigga why didn't you look up a guide to this shit smfh
>>339989763
I upgraded because my brother wanted a gayman PC. I build him a computer, put my old GPU in it, then bought a new one.
you do know your pc comes with instructions to install the parts properly, right?
>>339989171
Really dude rather than help him you're going to be a meme?
>>339988042
Even legos are difficult for brain damaged individuals
Does that thing run VGA? I hear it's gonna be the next big thing.
>>339992457
No, only CGA graphics
>>339992361
>He thinks this thread is serious.
COWABUNGA!
>>339992597
>he think is not
>>339989893
What a bunch of fucks. They have an immensely valuable brand name and all they need to do to keep generating profit is come out with a new model every so often, maybe do something topical based on a popular movie or tv series. You aren't going to expand LEGO to anything else; your candy was terrible.
>>339988042
Put the mobo in the case and secure it.
Then put in the cpu.CRRRRUNCHthat shit in tight.
Then you attach all the wires the mobo needs to work
>8 pin CPU to PSU
>24 pin Mobo to PSU
>Any fans to fan slots
>Case led+/-,pwr,reset cables to the right slots bottom right
Now connect the cpu coolant
>Paste
>Brackets if needed
>Fan / Heatsink / Water cooling unit
>Connect any fans to spare fan slots
Plug in Ram
Plug in Hard drives
Connect HDD to mobo via sata ports
Connect HDD to PSU
Plug in GPU
Connect GPU to PSU with PCI-e 8 pins (tends to have 2 connectors on 1 wire)
It actually is as easy as lego.
The hard part is knowing what to do your first time, that's what instruction manuals are for. even then you only need the mobo manual to know which wires go where.
Anyone have that picture of a guy that found a dead rat in his PC?
>>339993341
>put in CPU
It's already soldered in though.
>plug in GPU
I'm afraid this board doesn't have any PCI-Express slots. No luck on AGP either.
I mean you could have actually looked at his pictures before writing your rather lengthy post.
>>339988470
Looks like the old inside of my Dell from 2007. My first attempt at pc building was buying a full size video graphics card and trying get it to fit into one of those.
Let's just say, a few hours, pliers and chopped open back panel later, I gave up and built one completely from the ground up.
Protip: You need a large none prebuilt tower to hold a good gpu.
>>339988042
true, there is more than one way to assemble lego.
But of course, it helps to have a basic competence at visualizing how two parts might fit together.
Don't forget to slap a magnet on the hdd to keep the data aligned.
>>339992956
Lego almost went under in the early to mid 2000's because of imitators retard.
>>339994889
Because of videogames and other electronic games that "arent that complicated"
>legotech
>lego star wars
>lego this
>lego that
now they are a fucking shell of what they were, they should die back then, and move along.
>>339988042
>>339988731
>>339989771
>>339990462
>>339991035
the fuck is this neighborhood-communal-computer-from-India poverty setup
>silver case color
>micro ATX
>no cpu fan
>probably rocking a core 2 or some shit
>no gpu
>optical drive
>>339989776
Your mobo should have come with an instruction manual.
>This entire thread.
I know its a joke but jesus, the cable and the spot where you plug it in says what it is.
Its as simple as A goes to A, B goes to B.
>>339989710
>>339995408
What's wrong with an optical disk?
>>339995550
That shit is from the 90s.
>>339995550
We live in the digital age. I don't own any discs for any of the programs I paid for on my computer.
>>339995550
I haven't used one in like 5 years now
>>339992770
>he thinks
>>339995408
HP Pavilion P2 as I already pointed out earlier.
Mobo: http://www.mrsparepartsonline.com/motherboards/hp-p2-1000-amd-mini-itx-pegatron-apxd1-dm-motherboard-661109-001/
CPU: http://www.notebookcheck.net/AMD-E-Series-E-450-Notebook-Processor.60138.0.html
>>339994889
thats not what thats about at all. they want you to say lego instead of legos because if it gets used enough as a generic term instead of specifically meaning legos ( for example, people saying...putting a computer together is like legos ), it means the word enters the public domain and they cant sue people for using the word.
thats all thats being protected here. it would be like quake insisting you use the term fps, and not, first person shooters, so that when bioshock came around and put fps on their own cover, they could sue them.
thats what this means.
>>339995632
>>339995689
>>339995697
they're only like $10, it's not like it broke the bank
>>339996674
>>339995697
>>339989710
>mfw i need a floppy disk drive for some REALLY specific application
>it was for reformatting, so no drivers to fake it easily
>had to go out and buy a PORTABLE floppy disc reader because you no one nearby had anything else
>it was just a regular floppy disk drive inside a huge plastic case
>>339996963
>cannot read data from disk N: 1249
>please try again
>>339988731
>pegatron
why is this allowed?
>>339988042
you put the ram in wrong. Flip it around the other way for overclock mode
Is Logical Increments a meme or is dropping over £1000 on one of their suggested builds OK?
>>339997978
This shit is fake. I still won't accept it.
>>340000850
Old jap businessmen refuse to learn anything new
>>340000772
whats that on real world money
>>340000772
Logical Increments is pretty legit. I've built off of them and it's fine. There are always a little cheaper or better stuff for a few more bucks. But for a baseline they're a really good start.
Reddit also has a guide. But if you're gonna drop 1000 then just wait for the 1070 and the new AMD card. No sense to buy something now when something better is coming.
>>340001790
You know Pounds are worth a ton more than your shitty Dollars, don't you?
>>340001790
That's almost one and a half thousand dollarydoos, and I'm potentially spending a bit more than that.
>>340001912
I'm not even from the US kek, I'm lazy to convert, just save everybody time and post it in US dollars
>>340001912
>hes THIS assmad about being irrelevant
>>340001954
Yeah they're fine but if it's for gaymen it's a bit overkill unless you like AAA garbage
>>340000850
the tl:dr for this shit is that this is for gigantic, 2 million dolla cnc/metal work machines with old computer shit built into it. the solution is
A) buy a brand new 2 million dolla machine just so you can get a more modern one that supports cd`s
B) modify and void the warranty or whatever of your 2 million dolla machine
C) pay an intern a few bucks an hour to slot those floppies while you stare at a progress bar after paying 200 bucks shipping 500 bucks worth of floppy discs
if you ever get a chance, go take a look at some of the older larger metal foundry businesses if they do tours. youll find a lot of those places still use mechanically adjusted machines that seem fucking obsolete as fuck...but it still works, so...why spend a shit ton of money to switch it over? just to save you the effort of reformatting it once?
>>339994034
Yeah, those Dell towers are shit for putting in good stuff.
>>340002238
I'm not building a PC to play obscure weebshit visual novels.
>>339989893
How is this any different from people saying Kleenex when they mean tissue? Or Band-aid when they mean bandage?
>>340004351
well, those have lost their copyrights because of it. so really its actually the same...? wait, so the difference is, lego still owns "lego"
>Trademark genericization eventually resulted in the "Band-Aid" trademark losing its protective status over the Johnson & Johnson brand, becoming a generic term for all adhesive bandages. The company attempted to avoid this outcome with an advertising campaign, but failed.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Band-Aid
it basically means literally anyone can call their product lego, if legos basically enters the dictionary as officially slang for "building blocks". just think about all the royalties johnson and johnson could be milking this for if they kept it. if lego loses its brand name, then ANY imitator can call his shit lego, and when you go to google or ebay lego, "real lego" isnt going to be the top result anymore.
