>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring 1 (one) videogame with you.
Choose wisely..
Grim Dawn.
>>339984876
>You are allowed to bring 1 (one) videogame with you.
I'd better take the game that's the MOST effective at pissing people off.
Can I pick Defense of the Ancients 2?
>>339984876
Garry's Mod
Trick question. The earth will be gone.
psh......
all I have to do is cut the sun in half, and that'll be easy with my trusty katana... (Japanese Sword)
The two halves of the sun will simply fly around my earth...
>The sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the earth
>Earth habitable again in 50 years
You serious?
>>339984876
Dwarf Fortress
>>339984876
>sun crashes into Earth
>not Earth crashes into sun
>implying anything would ever survive being remotely close to the sun
>>339984876
>sun has fallen out of orbit
nigga wut
>>339985449
>>339985418
>>339985363
>You serious?
Are you?
Tetris
Or MInecraft and then blow my brains out
>>339984876
>sun crashes into earth
>sun falls out of orbit
>habitable in 50 years
>habitable
what fucking sorcery
>>339985018
Seconded
>surviving the sun crashing onto earth
>>339985487
Yes.
>>339984876
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>Sun is gone
>Earth is entirely destroyed
>EVER, EVER, EVER BEING HABITABLE AGAIN
>LIFE WITHOUT A FUCKING SUN
holy shit OP did you even do elementary school science?
>>339984876
Why the fuck did I survive in the fucking teletubbies house?
I know (you)'re fishing for epic replies to show off to your friends at reddit but goddamn OP, you are a colossal faggot.
>people are ACTUALLY unaware that the sun does indeed orbit
Maybe if you faggots quit playing games all day (who am I kidding, all you do is shitpost), you might learn a thing or two. Our entire solar system orbits around the center of our galaxy.
I rather die out in the heat then hang out with Teletubbies for half a century.
You have 5 minutes until Frieza destroys the Earth.
What video game do you get most out of before that happens?
>people falling for this old bait
>>339984876
Nice Summer thread OP
>>339985657
>LIFE WITHOUT A FUCKING SUN
I don't think you understand what the problem is
>>339985708
NBA Jam: OFE
I can probably score 80 points in that five minutes
>>339985672
>>339985487
Fags don't know about reverse-baiting
>>339985832
>I was merely pretending to be retarded
Is the OP samefagging or is /v/ really this cancerous right now?
>>339985667
Read the filename newfag, that's a bunker.
>>339985294
woah
the satire is sooooo good man have you thought about writing?
does summer /v/ also get triggered by the sun of fire versus sun of ice image
A Y Y L M A O
>>339984876
This is some low level bait
>insert le smug black scientist shaking his head gif
@339984876
Somebody is not listening to their science class
>>339985708
Fuck vidya, I'd just grope as many boobs and butts as I can because after Frieza destroys the Earth Whis will just reverse time so it can be prevented so he can keep eating pizza.
>>339984876
Fuck video games. One billion lions to fight the sun and put it back in orbit.
>>339985449
>>sun has fallen out of orbit
The sun does have an orbit, albeit a small one but it still has one.
>>339986216
go back to twitter you nigger
>>339985683
if the sun fell out of orbit with the galaxy the planets would just continue to move with it
>>339985449
>n****
>>>/pol/
>>339986037
should pan out to bane
>>339986118
do they see whats behind and in front of them?
As in, does yellow know theres 2 more fuckers in front?
>>339986262
But it wouldn't fall out of our orbit, we would fall out of the Sun's
>>339985657
You can live without the sun. You just need to dig far underground, get a stash of grains, a converter of thermic energy, a bunch of farming equipment and then put your fuckin ass down to play THE ONE AND ONLY GAME YOU HAD THE CHANCE OF RESCUING;
>>339985418
>implying anything would ever survive being remotely close to the sun
You're in an underground shelter, remember?
@339986356
The least thing he could do is at least make some sense
>>339984876
>that old tier bait
i love you anon
>>339986460
Yep, just stating that it has one.
>>339986118
>>339986118
is that the new telltale game?
>>339986118
I won't do anything because I'm not to blame for the deaths of anyone if I don't do anything.
wow, that was hard
>>339984876
If the Sun has fallen out of its orbit, that's game over. No amount of technology will save anyone on the Earth from dying as it turns into a cold lifeless rock.
>>339987309
Earth could be drifting through space and we'd be ok for a long time (if we had the tech we'll be using in 50 years or so).
>>339984876
Uh, duh! I choose Homestuck
>>339985152
That's not dokapon kingdom, anon.
>>339986439
>Censoring the word nigga in 2016
Just how fucking new are jezus christ go kill yourself already
The Sun doesn't orbit the EarthIt orbits my dick.
>>339985683
>implying Earth orbits around the Sun because it wants to
Wherever the Sun goes, the Earth will follow because it can't get away from gravity. At best some other star would steal Earth away, but at that point Earth would die because that much more gravity would cause it to crash directly at or get too close to the new star.
>>339988601
XDDDD
>>339984876
Terraria.
>>339987292
Your kidnapper shoots you in the back of the head and puts someone in your place.
>all those people not believing that the earth would survive a collision with the sun
just look at that damn sun, does this look like it would annihilate all life?
thought so
>>339987292
apathy is death
>>339984876
motherfucking tubby custard is delicious i bet
>>339990489
WHY IS THE SUN A BABY
>>339985387
Parameters for that map?
>>339986118
Legally speaking not pulling the lever puts you in the clear.
You chose to kill the 1, you didn't choose to kill the 5Morality doesn't hold up in court
>>339984876
>The SUN has fallen out of ITS orbit and is crashing INTO the earth
> thinking the earth will be habitable 50 years after a collision with the sun
Are you really that retarded?
>>339985708
final fantasy marathon
>>339985708
I'd play through FFVII one last time.
>>339984876
So a new sun is magically going to grow in 50 years?
Neat
>>339985709
This. I feel like people are either baiting about not getting it, or there are just a lot of new fags.
Noonoo will probably just eat the video game anyways so what's the point.
>>339984876
Id feel too much pressure and insist that they take my rat instead of me
Dorf Fort.
If all other videogames are to be lost forever, though, Thief.
>>339992056
>magically
It's called a red giant, and it won't happen in our lifetimes
>>339991656
>>339990489
i was going to make this stupid post
i cant believe literally one person has even mentioned teletubbies
yall niggas
>>339991730
It's official
Summer is here.
Look at how many people still falling for this after so many years.
>all these summerfags taking the bait
>>339984876
Not
>the galaxy has fallen out of orbit and will crash into the Earth
Aliens abduct you and ask you to show them the greatest video game or they'll destroy earth. wat do?
>>339984876
mario party
