>Finally upgraded to a smartphone after using a shitty straight talk one for years
What's some good vidya for these things to pass the time with that aren't temple run or candy crush?
>buying smartphones for dumbdrones
School Idol Festival
>>339983430
GBC emulator.
Ridiculous Fishing
remember to jailbreak your shit op
Final Fantasy Record Keeper. Just don't spend money and horde that sweet mythril
>>339983764
I second this
>>339983430
Does anyone actually fap to Nagatoro?
>>339983998
Enjoy getting v&
A buddy pf a buddy of mine wanna sell me an "i-phone 4" which is a pretty nice looking piece of hardware with a color screen and built in camera and maybe I should upgrade my old trusty flip phone but I'm not sure what price I should say I'm willing to pay. I don't wanna insult him but I also don't wanna be the fool paying triple what it's worth. He also says it's unlocked whatever that might mean.
>>339983430
Honestly? Hearthstone is probably your best bet, next to emulators.
>>339984326
A 4 is literally six years old at this point and if you pay more than ~$50 for it you're a chump, here's your >(You)
>>339984302
It's been a while but yes
>>339983764
>Shit Idol Festival
>when Starlight Stage exists
>>339983430
Doulingo
Ingress
Minesweeper
>>339983430
Out There Omega Edition
Trust me
trivia crack
>>339984529
That was the only image made?
Angry Birds. No matter what sit it has associated with it these days it;s still a great basic concept.
Dbz dokkan
Daily reminder that J2ME was the golden age for mobile gaming.
Crusaders Quest
>>339983430
Dragon Quest 4-6 are good ports of the DS versions. Romancing Saga 2 was just translated as well, but it kind of has that jank FF port aesthetic to it.
Does anyone here browse 4chan on mobile?
It's just more convenient
>>339983430
Would you endure this crazy bitch psychological abuse? She does love you, but she can't stop torturing you.
>>339985357
What kind of question is this. Who doesn't?
>>339985501
OP here.
>>339983905
Post the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff edit.
>>339983430
Sassy bitch. I probably dump her for a fat black woman who is more kind hearted that doesn't act like a bitch most of the time with a better personality.
>>339983430
Plague Inc.
>>339985357
On the toilet and bed I do. Still prefer the browser because reading the /v/ without my filters is awful.
>>339984110
>/r/eddit keeper
>>>/vg/
>>339983430
I played the Honor Harrington game for a bit. Never paid for anything. It's not a terribly hard game or very deep, but I found it entertaining.
>>339985728
>filtering your 4chan
what are you, a gay?
Brave Frontier ain't half bad.
>>339985609
anyone?
>>339985725
>still haven't beaten simian flu
feels bad man
emulators to play old RPGs
>>339983905
>ridiculous fishing
MY NIGGA
steven universe: attack the light is quite good, similar to the paper mario games
>smartphone
>good games
>>339985728
>not having filters on mobile
>>339983430
that´s some lazy ass translation.
>>339985728
>on the toilet
Do amerilards really use the toilet that long? I always thought this was a meme. Don't you shit like once a day for 3 minutes tops?
Pixel Dungeon is probably the only good mobile game. Everything else is freemium cashgrab.
>>339984897
Yeah i bought this for 20 cents and its good as fuck
>>339983430
Get nintendo emulators. The ones for SNES, NES, GB, GBA work pretty well, the DS ones aren't too bad either so long as you're playing shit like Pokemon, Harvest Moon, or Animal Crossing.
>>339986208
if you eat hamburgers, pizza and hotdogs daily you would have problems when pooping too.
>>339983430
if you need to play while waiting 5-20 min halfbrick studios games are great for that
colossatron is pretty fun
>>339985358
I am attracted to and get off psychological abuse.
One time my fiancee was Fucking me and instead of mentally torturing and abusing me she said I love you instead. Totally killed my boner and the rest of the night. I think I have a small problem.
>>339983839
I humbly respect your opinion, but please allow me to voice a reasonable, polite counterpoint. I believe a GBA emulator would be significantly more entertaining than a GBC emulator due to superior graphics and gameplay. Of course, one could simply download both emulators, thus making my point perhaps moot.
get that falling sand one that plays like powder game OP
i dont remember what its called
>>339986208
I spend half an hour when i shit
I dont spend long actually shitting, but i just engrossed in reading either 4chan or books.
>>339986208
We like the free time and take advantage of it. 5 minutes of actual shitting+15 minutes of relaxation and contemplation is how Americans shit.
>>339986208
>American
Nope, I just like reading on the toilet. Shits normally only take a few minutes but I keep on reading anyway, like a chapter of a manga or something.
Starlight Stage
>>339983430
Jet Pack Joyride is pretty fun, but it's an endless runner style game.
One puzzle game I really enjoyed was Train Yard. You have to guide different colored trains along tracks to the stations. There is a free version with a lot of puzzles to try it out.
10,000,000 and You Must Build a Boat are nice takes on the match-3 genre that add some RPG mechanics to them.
GameDev Story and all the other games made by Kairo Soft are pretty good time wasters.
The "Mr." series is quick rapid fire action. Look for Mr.AahH!!, Mr.Space!!, Mr.Ninja, Mr.Oops, and Mr.NooO!!
And of course there is always Hearthstone.
>>339985357
Typing on smartphones is an absolute nightmare
>>339986562
>engrossed
>gross
Yeah it's pretty gross. Glad you don't glare over the issue
>books
No need to try to sound smart anon.
>>339986583
>free time
?
>>339986646
Why not sit in a comfy chair, like your gaming chair or lay in your 1k dollar bed? You got some sort of scat fetish?
>one day there'll be gamer specific smartphones
>>339983430
Devils attorney and 80 days around the world are fun as fuck
>>339986541
>>339983839
Why would you play that on a no-button device? Hardly even works for the touchscreen pokemon games.
>>339986801
The Xperia Play was a thing already. Didn't quite work out.
>>339986793
You're a woman aren't you?
Men love shitting and relaxing while shitting, this is news to no one.
It might be too close to Candy Crush territory but I've been enjoying Puzzles and Dragons.
It's free to play but it's very fair to people who don't purchase anything. Essentially, if you don't want to:
>hoard every monster you get
>get ONE specific God during a Godfest
>play for three hours straight doing something that won't level you up
There's no disadvantage to not buying anything.
Beyond that it's a pretty fun waifu-collecting simulator that actually has a lot of depth and challenge.
>>339986492
Same, maybe we're broken.
>>339986893
BECAUSE I LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY. You're right though that touchscreen controls are awful for most action games, RPGs and similar turn-based titles fair much better.
>>339986957
>relaxing
There's that buzzword again. Have you actually read my comment? respond to it. It responds to this argument quite well. No need to play the gender card. Women don't play videogames and don't exist on 4chan. I fulfil at least one of the two.
>>339983430
Battrix: floating continent
Final Fantasy Destiny
Demons souls (not DeS)
Card games
>>339983430
the iOS port of Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 is fucking godlike
no micro, infinite sandbox unlocked from the start. UI is small though.
also ridiculous fishing.
>>339987139
Then you're a faggot, and your argument is dismissed out of hand due to you sucking cock.
Chilling on the John for 20-30 minutes while reading the news, playing vidya, or surfing the net, is an inalienable right and longstanding tradition of men everywhere. You can kill yourself.
>>339983430
Rediculious Fishing
>>339987037
It's fun until you spend 3 months straight rolling garbage in godfests or cards that don't work for the team you have
>>339987491
>it's a right
You also got the right to kill you'reself or cut of your own arm. Doesn't mean it's an intelligent thing to do or something that makes sense to be doing.
I assume you're simply unintelligent since I've given you two chances to actually respond to my argument with counter-points and you have only been capable of resorting to ad hominem and the like
>>339987662
You don't cut off your own arm? Wow what a pussy ass faggot. Chopping your arm off has been a longstanding tradition of manliness for decades. Fucking two-armed pansy.
>>339987662
Not an argument.
Don't tell me to get off the john and I won't tell you to stop sucking cock.
>Gran Blue Fantasy
>消滅都市
Both these games alone made me rethink my stance on mobile gaming. The latter is so good.
>>339983430
Source?
>>339986643
>Perfect loli
>Things going in the peehole
>All of my nope
I've become open minded about a few things, mostly thanks to this board, but I don't think i'll get past this one
Now everyone call me a gay faggot
>>339983430
Pocket Morty
Fallout Shelter
Cyber Knight Elite
>>339985357
Only during commutes.
>>339988021
>Things going in the peehole
God damn this is one of my worst nightmares. I have no idea how people can handle catheters aka getting long tubes shoved straight up their urethra. That's gotta hurt like an absolute bitch. I'd rather have Anthony Burch put his undersized balls on my face than get a catheter inserted.
If I were to play anything, it'd be Puyo Puyo Quest. But that's because I like Puyo Puyo, obviously.
>>339985358
It's called being a sub. It's fun!
>>339988262
>That's gotta hurt like an absolute bitch
Yeah, it does.
>>339988649
STOP!
If you like waifu's then Valkyrie Crusade/Montowers 2.
>>339985357
Only if I'm not on my PC or Vita.
>>339987907
>not an argument
It literally is. Too bad, you only got three chances. Now you'll be forever known as an unintelligent shitlord.
>>339988262
Not even if a qt grill was doing it?
>>339987907
sitting on the toilet for too long is terrible for your butthole
you're an idiot
>>339988996
Only if she has a hime cut.
>>339983430
I've been playing a lot of Fallout Shelter.
Protip: don't get more than 60 dwellers before you find enough good weapons and level up a few good dwellers or Deathclaws will wreck your shit and leave you with almost nothing.
>>339988262
I agree, it's one of the few things I just can't fap to in doujins along with NTR, scat and gore
>>339988702
The worst is when you get an erection. Holy shit.
Weird worlds
Moon base object
>>339983430
2048
Pixel Dungeon (Play Shattered Pixel Dungeon if you want a slightly improved version)
UnNetHack
>>339989114
Hime cut is life, even more so on loli
But no. Nonono. Dickholes were designed for piss and jizz and the seldom piss/jizz combo to come on. Nothing in. Unless it's to help cure a life threatening dick disease, fuck you.
idol games are fun
>>339986801
Ngage, here we come!
>>339988649
I saw a video of a trap doing it and he wasn't in pain
>>339989046
>sitting on the toilet for too long is terrible for your butthole
[citation needed]
>>339987923
I don't know why I have you filtered.
You're alright, my negro friend.
>>339989448
I need to hurry up and finish Love Live so I can actually play this. Had it downloaded for a while, and there were advertisements for it EVERYWHERE when I was in Japan.
PPSSSPP to emulate PSP games (Don't expect to run games like Monster Hunter smoothly unless you have a Higher-End device)
Snes9x for SNES games
Retroarch is good for emulating PSX games without paying for the ePSX app, played SOTN on it yesterday.
DrasticDS is literally the only good Nintendo DS emulator on the entire Play Store, everything else is shit, it costs like 6 dollars though. I'm tempted to pay for it so I can play Strange Journey on the go.
Maybe I'll try one of those lewd anime games on the store.
>>339987923
What's that second one, and does it come in English?
Also, Terra Battle is pretty good, and Dokkan Battle is good for wasting time. Don't touch Unison League. It's fun, but progression is so RNG-based you'll want to kill yourself, and you might if you get pressured into spending any actual money on it.
>>339989574
>Avoid long periods of sitting. Sitting too long, particularly on the toilet, can increase the pressure on the veins in the anus
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hemorrhoids/basics/prevention/con-20029852
http://www.squattypotty.com/5-problems-with-sitting-on-your-toilet/
http://www.newser.com/story/99049/how-sitting-on-the-toilet-messes-with-our-health.html
>>339989303
STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPkeep going
>All these faggot mobile browsers
Desktop mustard race. Who /4chanX/ here?
>>339989986
Second one is called 消滅都市 and as far as I know there is no english version, there might be bur I didn't check. It's an endless runner game but it has REALLY good music and a super interesting story and set of characters (nothing revolutionary, just interesting to me).
The endless runner gameplay in itself is fun but for now its too easy, though I'm still in chapter one so they're still introducing stuff.
>upgraded
LOL KEK LMAO
>>339990243
Reportin
I never played Zelda games.
I don't like Super Mario games.
>>339990335
It's an upgrade from a flip-phone no matter how you spin it, anon.
>>339990243
I use appchanx cause I'm a lazy faggot
>>339990335
No bullying /g/, I'm technologically illiterate
>>339990327
I _can't_ learn Japanese, so I'll probably pass on it. Good thing I have Granblue Fantasy, though.
>Korwa
>>339987923
>Gran Blue Fantasy
>Incompatible with my device
sheeeeeet how do millennials work this things?
I'm still playing the dumb Chain Chronicles rip-off with robots.
>>339986801
yea well everyones dumb and refuses to use or design things for the extendable blue tooth controllers even though they're practical.
>>339990443
>bigger
>more complicated
>shorter battery life
>more expensive
>more fragile
literally a downgrade in every way
I liked Undertale.
Barely vidya but you should get My Singing Monsters senpai
>>339990335
>I don't have a smartphone
Milady
>>339985357
Yes. I only use my deepest toaster computer in emergencies.
>>339990568
You can play GBF on the PC if you want.
If you're using Chrome:
1. Open up a new tab and press F12
2. Go to this link: http://www.mbga.jp/_game_intro?game_id=12016007
3. Enjoy
>>339984897
>>339986304
Got any advice on how to get through it?
I've been trying to get into it but it's pretty difficult.
>>339983430
>good vidya
>smartphone
>>339990720
You may as well complain about combustion engines being too loud and reminisce about the good ol' horse-drawn days.
>>339990804
Oh the irony that the guy in your pic is obviously using a smartphone
>>339990804
Didn't this guy turned out to be a Christfag mocking Atheistfags? Or am I thinking of some other fedorafag?
>>339985357
If I did, I would probably never post. Fuck tiny touchscreen keyboards.
>>339989620
Kansha!
>>339986643
Sauce on this?
Has anyone played Phantom of the Kill? Looks like FE A. Phone doesn't have enough RAM for it along with space.
>>339991104
He's a definite troll. I'm not sure about being a christ fag though.
>>339990661
what the fuck when did shin-chan get in
Vainglory, one of the few games on ios/android that aren't developed by bloodsucking devs riding on the coattails of any trend that happens to make 50 cent a week.
>>339991224
I played it during soft launch. as pretty unbalanced so I dropped it. gaijin hate the addition of male characters to english version but its whatever to me. if you like the art then you can stomach through it i suppose
>tfw i always carry a phone-jammer instead of a phone
>mfw i see people getting bitchy about their phones not working
and fuck your cold boot attack too, mama
Knights of Pen and Paper 1 and 2, Pixel Dungeon.
DS emulator + layton
>>339991325
A few events back, really weird addition. Then again they also added Idolmaster before that.
>>339983905
Damn good choice.
>>339991441
Enjoy prison
>>339991441
what are you, the millennial slayer?
>>339983430
love live
puzzle and dragons
godlike artist btwtbqhwyf-am
If you like Valkyrie Profile's battle system, Valkyrie Anatomia is alrightAlso, Sawashiro
Emulators, Hearthstone, actually seeing that post you can get Undertale on your phone as well, aside from those I'd recommend Super Gravitron, the VVVVVV mini-game for short periods of time not large enough for any other gaming experience but that can still be covered by a game and for some reason I also have "Run", One Piece Treasure Cruise, Syobon Action, New Star Soccer, Doodle Jump, Go (the board game), Blobby Volleyball, FF Rec Keeper, "Dot", DoNotCrash, Flappy Doge, Temple Run 2, Chess, 2048 and some Touhou thingy though that's only possible on my tablet, forget it on my phone.
I only really use it for Super Gravitron and maybe NSS here and then (also used to play Run a lot but stopped because of reasons) - the time where I actually exploit all that I have on my phone is when I'm away from home but "static" for some hours or a weekend or something. Hope to have helped, good night /v/
>>339988262
Watched a redtube video of this
Two girls were putting some metal rod down the chute and they lost it
THEY FUCKING LOST IT
>>339991441
Jokes on you, I always carry a phone un-jammer
>mfw i see people getting bitchy about their phone-jammers not working
>>339991737
AAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Which one of these mobile games is best for maintaining my erection while I work a night shift? Something I can download without jumping hoops. I don't need porn, I just want fanservice anime tiddies
Terra Battle
>>339991758
That won't protect you from my phone un-jammer jammer
>>339991737
Was it one girl doing to the other or two guys and 1 girl? If the first gib link pls
Problem with mobile gaming are good games with a crappy business model.
Tier list:
Emulators: free tier
Games you buy once with no in-app purchase: god tier
Games that are free to download but content has to be purchased but only once (i.e. Music games where you only purchase tracks once like Jubeat/Reflec Beat/Groove Coaster): high tier
---anything above this line can be pirated easily---
Everything else: shit tier
Games with retarded gacha system (pretty much most Japanese mobage) have to be avoided like plague. Pazudora, granblue, monster strike, Fate Grand Order and so on. Even if many of these games are pretty cool, the way they're monetized are awful. 1~3% chance to get "rare" shit when it costs $3 a pop to roll is just a scam.
Game like Clash Royale are just as bad, on top of being shit game to begin with. At least there's some production value behind game like granblue (decent voice actors, music, art and storyline).
SuperTribes. Basically Civ lite and it's free. You start with 4 tribes and can get 3 more from iap but they are mostly for fun and are garbage. Gr8 game.
>>339991956
Yeah? Well, screw you.
>>339992006
Two girls doing it to one guy
They were holding on by just the little end and it slipped between her fingers and was shorter then the barrel so it zooped inside
>>339990413
Im confuse about the pic. Is it a tranny?
>>339983430
>Mobile
>Video games
Pick one.
Things have definitely improved for gaming on mobile, but it's still total shit even after technical limitations have been overcome since most games are pay-to-play bullshit.
>>339991956
>implying II didn't pay the extra $100 for the un-jammable phone un-jammer
>>339992110
Damn.
Well, I guess since it was metal you can use a magnet on it.
Tiny Dangerous Dungeons is a short, sweet game. Kind of Metroidvania.
Dice Heroes was a nice premise, and I loved the fuck out of the first 20 levels or so, but then you hit a wall and progression becomes painfully slow. Play for a bit and see if it's worth slogging through for you.
I also like "playing" the "game" Neko Atsume. It's the perfect way to burn 3 minutes while you're waiting on an elevator or in waiting rooms. Cute cats doing cute shit. That's the whole thing. Don't pay a cent, the cats bring in plenty of dosh.
And, again, Pixel Dungeon is high quality.
>>339992019
>1~3% chance to get "rare" shit when it costs $3 a pop to roll is just a scam.
>paying for rolls
get a load of this guySome games actually shower you with free items for you to roll with
>>339992268
nah I'll pick both, get used to it gramps.
>>339992261
Are you autistic?
>>339992389
There are some good games on mobile, sure, but not many.
Puzzle and Dragons is it for me.
>>339992019
It's only shit tier if you NEED to do it to proceed, which is rarely the case.
>>339992445
It's it for me too, and probably everyone else itt.
>>339991603
i don't distribute anything of my own, i've just got massive amounts of it on me
i get less time for obstruction of evidence than if they find the shit though, prison isn't a real concern then
i'm having fun with myself and you can't stop me
>>339983905
>mfw i read that as ridiculous fisting
Kingdom Hearts Unchained X is pretty addicting.
It has P2W shit, but it's very generous with the currency it gives away for free.
Ok I've had a great 8 years here on 4chan but this thread has made me realize it's time to grow up and let go of childish things.
So I need to know what are some similar sites to 4chan but with an age limit of 30 or higher.
>>339986208
It's time away from my wife, so I stay in there for at least half an hour
>>339984326
I wouldn't waste the money if I was you. The iphone 4 isn't supported by updates anymore, the battery drains very fast, it will be very laggy , etc. If you are interested in a smartphone, cheap androids aren't bad at all.
>>339986801
>here in nipland, we can't make a cool animation about tanks unless we put depictions of underaged girls in them
Are they the definition of degenerate?
Started Samurai Rising a little while ago too.
I wonder if this game will get huge.
>>339992502
These games are shit anyway. Turn based auto-battle gameplay with RNG progression.
>>339992019
Clash Royale actually has good gameplay and a less terrible business model than a lot of other games. Clash of Clans, Game of War etc. are fucking garbage though.
>>339992913
Right here pal:https://www.reddit.com/
>>339993090
Thanks for the tip but I don't see anything about having to be 30 or older to post there though...
>>339989797
The SIF mobage covers the entire anime, though, without any of the retard drama.
>>339993187
>...
Surely you can find some sub that fits your needs.
>>339992685
Actually, I believe it's against the law to block certain frequencies because of emergency purposes. That's why all electronics have those "follows FCC standards" disclaimers on them. I don't know if your doodad does that, but something to think about.
>>339993036
GBF is not auto battle at all.
Have you even touched it? You have an auto battle option much like most JRPGs in the past but what retard uses that?
>>339993290
Really? Hmm so you'd recommend it over the anime? All the characterization and stuff is still there?
>>339993187
Many subs are easily moderated by adults who will filter out all the garbage for you bud.
>>339993350
Ok I'll give it a shot.
See ya'll later... NOT!
hehehe
>>339992991
GuP is probably better than your favorite anime, pleb
>>339992991
>degenerate
Why is this buzzword always associated with asinine comments by gigantic fags?
>>339992445
That's almost it
If it had a story, proper dungeons, a world etc. Anything other than just a battle system and gatcha
>>339993717
You mean like every other buzzword?
>>339993386
It's all of the comfy SoL bits in LL along with the actual good songs and none of the CGI/Honoka being a little loser bitch
There's literally no reason not to play it before watching the anime
>>339993717
/pol/
>>339986208
>not taking meditative shits
You'll never find enlightenment desu
>>339992379
They don't, not for a long, sustainable time.
Yes you receive "a lot" for free, but chances are so low to get shit you want that it doesn't matter in the end. Absolutely NO end-game players in any of these games have made their way there without spending money, regardless how small that amount was.
You'll always find yourself forced to spend to remain at the top of the curve and there's no way a 100% free players can achieve what a spender does.
Granblue is one of the worst possible exemple. You get showered with "free" currency very early on, but it quickly starts to tarnish. And when gacha chances are 0.0x % for a specific item, you know it's a scam to begin with. If it wasn't, the company would just sell you items for a flat price in a shop. Pay $10 get the character you want instead of pay $3 and have 0.0x % chance to get what you want. Even when "doubled", rates are garbage when you consider the average money needed to get something.
There's no secret, when players find themselves to hit the 90K yens limit to get something, you know the business model is shit.
The only mobile (well browser, but soon to be mobile) game which did it right was kancolle. No gacha bullshit, no "stamina" bullshit, barely nothing to buy but one time unlocks and wedding rings (which are only needed way later in endgame).
>>339993857
Cool, thanks. I thought it was gonna spoil shit, or it was set after the anime or something.
>>339993386
>GBF is not auto battle at all.
Fair enough, I was speaking about those types of games in general and the screenshot made it look like one of them.
That said, is granblue any good?
>>339992913
A thread about mobile games is where you draw the line, really?
>>339990661
>All those Master Gundams
The fuck are you saving them all up for? Did you get an SSR version or something?
>>339991952
Soccer Spirits
>This music
Muh dik, holy shit.
>>339994161
Really good, one of the better mobile games out there. I had to play it after coming back from japan and seeing that shit plastered all over the goddamn place, along with Love Live. Was not disappointed and it definitely opened my eyes to mobile gaming in general.
>>339994162
Forgive him. He's a child trying desperately to hate the things /v/ told him to hate.
>>339983430
>bench 200 easy
>squat about as much
As much as I like this fetish, her mocking my athletic ability is breaking my immersion.
>>339993524
Are you for real? Cringy as fuck, dude.
>>339994446
Whatever, sticklegs
There's an app version of Sphere Break from FF X-2. It's really fun.
The only games on my phone though are that and Hearthstone. It's not good to spend so much time looking at your phone.
>>339994446
>benching as much as you squat
Come on man, do you lift at all?
>>339994446
>tfw pathetic enough that any of these insults hit base
My dick is perpetually diamond.
>>339994272
>check this game out because it looks interesting
>graphics go to shit because low-end device
>performance issues everywhere
>silky smooth 1FPS
Welp
>>339994169
That screenshot was mid event, I was just limit breaking them once my hanger got full.
>>339991737
He was fine. The actress freaked out a bit, but pushing on his taint will push it back out.
>>339995002
Which phone do you have?
Looks good and runs like butter on my phone.
>>339993352
i was talking about the cold boot, not the jammer; that's obviously illegal. anyway, i've got a few holes in the wall in case of a warrant; if i have at least thirty minutes beforehand, i can also drive over to the next city and drop it in a bin. it works without any additional devices, i bought it somewhere far away from where i live, and i only used cash; there's barely anything leading back to me.
still can't stop me
>>339983430
Root/jailbreak and emulation. The only answer.
>>339987923
Shut the fuck up Onsokumaru
>>339995162
A Granprime Duos. I would complain, but hand-me-down from my sister. She almost died when she saw that I still used a flip phone
>>339994989
Lucky you
>>339990568
Same here, guess I'll play it on chrome
>>339995476
Oh man, that's pretty old.
Cytus and VOEZ are cool rhythm games.
Lara Croft GO for a puzzle game.
Clash Royale and Hearthstone are competent 1v1 online games.
Did you get a droid
If so
YOU
FUCKED
UP
Because iPhone has TWEWY
>>339995929
the version literally no one plays because of streamlined shit combat and the combat was what really set TWEWY apart
>>339995929
>playing the casualized easy mode for babies version
>>339995847
>Cytus and VOEZ
>No Deemo
anon what
>>339983430
Battle Cats
>>339995929
What a mistake
>>339995929
Thought you could get that on android as well.
Literally not one mention of vainglory. /v/ has failed me.
>>339996179
fuck perspective
>>339984529
Thank you kogasafag for your dunk tanks. Was the guiding light in a period of great suffering for me.
>>339983430
>>339983905
>that doujin artist
good shit
>>339996595
I tried for 2 weeks and dropped it. The game drains batteries and there's no way to be confortable while playing.
I'd play it if it was on PC, but matches last too long for a mobile game.
LoL and Dota matches last too long and there's too much to keep up with if you want to have fun. Vainglory is just in the right sweet spot for me, but I really don't feel like sitting in my couch to play a moba.
>>339997034
If he only stopped with vanilla Naruto shit
>>339997034
Gimme more mischevious animus
>>339986208
>He'd rather state at nothing for 3-5 minutes rather than read a couple posts from a thread
Great life you've got there faggot
>good mobile vidya
>people post autofest shit like granblue
>>339992991
It's just /pol/. Doing the same exact shit as the people they despise. Ignore'em.
>>339995476
Granblue also has a web browser app that I'd actually recommend over the smartphone version
>>339997420
And he also mellowed out with Nagatoro-san
>>339995095
I'm so glad I have /v/ to impart upon me such useful knowledge as "if you ever lose something down your pee hole, just push on your taint to get it out."
>>339984658
Love Live is in English. The other is not. Stop being a weeb fuck. No point if you can't read moon runes.
>>339997034
>>339997270
>>339997420
>>339997636
>>339997735
Anyone care to give source? I saw it posted a long time ago and never bothered to look, Now of course all google gives me is a bunch of forums and shit where this loli was posted.
There's SOMETHING about Nagatoro that makes me extremely hard.
>>339998116
Those pictures give you enough tags to narrow down the results to something manageable
>>339985357
>convenient
>typing posts longer than a sentence
>captcha
>tracking threads/replies
>expanding images
It'd be nice if there was a 4chanx for mobile. But I can't really imagine using it more than a few minutes to kill some time. I suppose it's better than the people using consoles and the3dsto visit.
>>339998116
>he doesn't know the opus magnum for cropped smug faces
>>339998116774 suzuka
Clash of clans, final Fantasy record Keeper and Kingdom Hearts unchained.
Paying is for plebs. Don't break.
Tales of Link
(Tales of Vesperia/Abyss/Xillia etc)
Love Live School Idol Festival
Final Fantasy Record Keeper
Voez
>>339984658
What's the difference?
>>339998313
>Opus magnum
>>339998416
Kingdom Hearts Unchained is only out in North America (legally).
>>339998381
Thanks
>tfw buy first smartphone
>wow this is neat!
>download shit load of games/apps
>wow this is neat!
>A month later
>100 Notification popups. Please return to our game! Free 100 GOLD!!!
>delete nearly all apps/games besides a few I use everyday
>literally a $600 talking, texting and casual internet browsing machine
Please don't fall for this meme.
>>339983430
Battle Cats
NeuroNation
Dungeon Village
Wayward Souls
Deemo
Has anyone tried Fantasy War Tactics?
>tfw no strong little masters
>>339998995
Or get an emulator if your not an Applecuck
>>339999437
Have fun trying to look at the screen with your fingers in the way.
>>339999052
I've been playing Fantasy War Tactics since it came out.
I've been enjoying it so far. The Seira package is the worst thing they've done (she is the only hero that requires $$$ to acquire, and not only that, it is $100).
Very grindy game. There is an auto-feature now (which wasn't in the game on release) that helps, but you still still runs through every character move, so it takes awhile. Really wish they added the ability to auto that involves skipping the fight once you've SS'd a stage.
>>339999623
I have no idea why my phone is unable to download it.
>>339999621
>having opaque fingers
It's 2016
>>339987662
Suicide is illegal in various places.
>>339999681
Do you own a Motorolla phone?
>>339999437
>your
Cool, done your homework yet, poorfag?
>>339990413
I may have broken something internally laughing at that pic. God Bless You Anon!
>>339999821
I.... Yes... Why? It's a moto x pure, pretty high end. Why?
>>340000408
Fantasy War Tactics has a problem on Motorolla phones where English wouldn't work and would show up as Korean instead. They blocked Motorolla phones from being able to download it until they fixed this problem. This was sometime last year however.
>>340000613
I just went to check again, still can't. Disappointed again.
>>339999623
I've been playing it for a month now. Been having fun too, since I burned out of all the other tactics games on GBA and DS.
They seem to be adding stuff constantly, so I'll be playing it for a while until I get all the stuff I want.
The package is worrying me quite a bit though.Also thanks for replying. I've gotten nothing but memes everytime I ask about the game.
Silent Hill is playable on the PSX mobile emulator by the way, OP.
>>339992991
Everything is better with little girls, prove me wrong
>>339998313
Is this finally femdom animu where the guy doesn't "turn the tables" at the end?
>>340000848
Honestly, if they pull the package stunt again with another character I'll probably just quit. Locking a character behind $100 is insane.
>>340001003
Yes, and it's glorious.
>>339983430
Metal slug defense
>>339992692
LOL same
>>339983430
When is this fag going to make something halfway decent again?
>>339999437
Emulators suck fucking dick without buttons
>play chrono trigger
>can't catch the rat
>play final fantasy 5 or 6 i forgot
>can't input the fighting game commands with the kung fu fucker
Never again
I only play sudoku on this thing
>>339983430
Get DraStic and play ds games.
>>339991956
>un-jammer jammer
>>340001376
Took 'em long enough. So many promising starts, but then the guy ends up on top 'cause nips apparently have the worst self esteem.
>>339986643
>hover over picture
>dick immediately starts hurting
>>339991154
http://exhentai.org/g/703409/161741e2dd/
Don't, shitposting on /v/ is better than ANY mobile game.
>>339992019
>e. Music games where you only purchase tracks once like Jubeat/Reflec Beat/Groove Coaster):
>Forgetting Deemo and Cytus
Guys, what semen demon do I pick for school festival? I'm tied between Naki, Nozomi, and Hanayo.
>>340001056
I've known Nexon since the Combat Arms days, so I'm used to their bullshit. Let's see how long I can last.
>>340001736
>install DraStic for just one game
>turns out DraStic can't run the third Golden Sun
Whew, at least I had fun with Mystery Dungeon.Until my saves got corrupted. Backup your saves.
>>340001394
Battle Cats but with SNK sprites?I like it.
>>339983905
Sauce?
>>340002942
read the thread nerd
Potion maker and sector strike ya fags
>>340003105
>openly dating senpai
She didn't even openly and directly insult you.
>>340003332
A relationship can't revolve around one kink, Anon. You need actual love.
>>339987923
Isn't granblue just a glorified slot machine though
>>340003998
>implying she's capable of openly showing love before you are actually inside her
>buy a smartphone to please Gaben
>see all the games in the app store
>start playing nothing but free mobile games and old emulator games
Looks like I've found a way to save money, guys
>>340003105
What order am I supposed to read these in?
VNs are pretty much the only playable "games" on phones.
Turn-based shit is technically playavle but any action minigames are not and moving around and/or looking at a godawful mobile UI will make you want to kill yourself anyway so don't bother with any mobile games otherwise.
>>340003105
>want to eat at restaurants in my area
>have the money to do so without issue
>no one to go with and to scared to go by myself
I can see a movie by myself but going to a restaurant alone seems to socially forbidden to me.
>>339983430
Don't bother mobile games really are shit.
>>340004272
Right to left. Top to bottom. It's like you've never read chinese cartoons, senpai.
>>340004467
Get the food to go then, you fag.
>>339998298
>It'd be nice if there was a 4chanx for mobile.
Clover's kinda like that.
>>340004593
>food to go
I don't think you two are talking about the same kind of restaurant.
Wait so whats the difference between the two love live games?
>>340004920
There's a difference?
>Final Fantasy 1-7
>Chrono trigger
>Infinity Blade 1-3
>Hearthstone
These are some great games, though theyare a bit more expensive than most mobile games($5-$9). There are some cheap puzzle games that can last a while like angry birds (yes it is actually an ok game) or various free games that provide short entertainment. Never ever get sucked into the freemium scam. If a game requires you to make inexpensive purchases in order to make meaningful progression then it is not a game worth playing.
>>340005026
I'm asking based off what >>339984658 said.
>>340004502
That's not what I meant.
>>340004920
STFU Onsokumaru!!!
Imas >>>>>>> Love shit
>>340005072
>though theyare a bit more expensive than most mobile games($5-$9)
They are great games, but why would you pay for a mobile game?
>>340005456
I agree.
But I'm not doing any cinderella girls junk.
Can't wait for the PS4 game to release.
>>340005391
>asking to being spoonfed so hard
G R O W U P
>>339991737
sauce?
>>340003105
Is what!? Why does it end like that and goes into the gifting page? Is there a page missing? Is the artist just teasing us?
>>340005391
Always view in production order, you dunce.
>>340005391
>Fuck You
Rude. Look at the dates, dummy.
>>340005506
They are some of the few games actually worth paying for. The ports like FF and Chrono Trigger work fine and are a good alternative to buying them online for a consol or pc since you can play them anywhere.
>ctrl+f
>"Geom"
>0 of 0
>>339998076
Of that size, yeah. And always use metal, because in a worst case scenario, magnets.
>>340005961
I'm still not sure about that. Paying for those ports feels like a waste of money when you can easily find the .rom and .apk files on the net, and even install most of them without rooting.
>>340005768
Her dream is to shittalk you every morning when you get up and every day before you go to bed.
>>340005961
Why pay for them when you can emulate them on the same device for free?
>>340004593
I've got maybe a handful of restaurants in this area that would do that and be worth it. I'm talking places you'd actually want to eat and spend at least $20.
Sadly my only friend in this town is black, young, and not keen on things like food experimentation.
That and two guys going out to eat together would seem probably off to him.
>>340007036
That's so nice of you, adopting a young black orphan. I'm proud.
>>340007382
I live in a black majority city, it was required for my own survival to have a token black friend although he really is a friend who likes vidya/anime.
>>340007036
>can't go out to eat alone
>can't go with only friend
>because of what other migh think
goddamit anon you need to lighten up a little bit, it literally doesn't matter what other people think, you might die tomorrow and not one of these fuckers will even know your name, live your fucking life.
>>340007714
Well my one friend isn't the going out to eat kind of guy.
I have learned to cook fairly well over the years so not going out to eat isn't a big thing for me. I just sometimes wish I had a friend who would do that sort of thing but in your 30s it's not easy to meet new people.
>>340005768
For a second I thought they were drinking beer
>>340006625
And withhold sex from him. She'll do what every Japanese wife does to her husband.
>>339985357
clover is nice
>>339983430
FTL has a great mobile port; one of the greatest ports of a PC game I've seen, and it actually works well for touch screen (you touch the areas of the ship you want to attack, etc.)
>>340008207
>implying she can resist maggot sempai's dick
>get android device with 4.4
>caustic 3 - make music on your phone
>edjing - turntable your shit up
>psp emulator - play psp
>ps emulator - play playstation games
>modern combat 5 - ftp shooter
>order and chaos 2 - ftp mmorpg
>final fantasy 11 - ftp mmorpg
>aide - create android apps
>>339983430
Brave frontier
Zenoina(I forgot how it's spelled)
Puzzles and Dragons
>>339985357
I kiterally only come to vee when im shitting
Though not a fan of phone typing
>>340008989
I shit post while I'm shitting
So I started this but I definitely see the merit in watching the show first. You don't get any of the reasonings why the idol group exists in the first place, assuming that's not explained later.
>>340009206
onso pls come back to vitagen
>>340009260
No mobile is the way of the future. Playing on portables is for chumps.
>>340009206
Play starlight stage you dumb nigger. You can actually see the girls dance in that.
>>340008774
>modern combat 5 - ftp shooter
Shooters on the phone? Sounds like absolute torture.
>>339997034
W-Wait...theres a doujin? Please sauce me
>>340009864
Hilariously, he probably didn't die from that.
>>340010152
Wait where's his dong
>>340009391
Nigga I was just asking what the difference was.
>>339986208
>3 minutes tops?
the shitting takes like 3 minutes tops but not the cleaning
do you even rinse off with water
>>339988262
Getting a catheter pulled out is the worst feeling in the world. I can't even think about things going up anyone's dickhole without feeling faint now.
>>339985725
just put the plague in china and you will win everytime
>>340009391
Oh
>Cinderella girls
No thanks.
>>339984696
is ingress fun? has it improved your life or made you meet new people?
>>339983430
>>339997543
>>339997816
Daily reminder that we are never going to have Honoka 3.
>>339983430
The Room games.
>>339983430
>>339983905
>>339984529
>non-H femdom bullshit
JUST MAKE THEM FUCK ALREADY
>>340001852
There's quite a few h-manga, just check sadpanda.
Animu is in short stock though.
>>339995929
And so does my ds
>>340012935
This is the ultimate form of femdom anon
>>339988262
>>339988649
It doesn't hurt unless you're an idiot and doing it with something that has edges. If you actually get a sounding kit or use something that can be sanitized like an all metal chopstick, it doesn't hurt at all.
Just make sure you don't let go of it while cumming or you'll have an experience like >>339991737
To be fair though, even if you do let go of it, as long as it's long enough (10 inches or so) it won't be able to make it past the sharp bend near your asshole. If you just wait for yourself to get soft it should be grabable.
>>340014438
>sounding kit
Totally not intimidating.
>>340014438
>this entire post
>>340014438
How does it feel like compared to regular masturbation?
>>339983764
>>339984658
I can't remember if the Love Live game had dancing cute idols or if it was a static screen
>>340014438
I am not sure if I should be impressed or disgusted.
>>340010883
Koume is the best you piece of shit.
>>339984968
You know, I kind of agreed with you, and since im stuck at work on the night shift, figured id redownload it. The game is chock full of ads now. Everytime you pause, covering the screen while youre trying to playe, unskippable ads in between rounds.....
Its literally unplayable now.
>>339986801
Did you forget how shit the N-Gage was?
Maybe it's just me, but I don't like playing games on the phone. I had a bunch of emulators and shit but I got rid of it all.
I've been playing Dream Girlfriend ever since I got my phon, though. It's tough to call it a "game", but I like the daily tasks and customization and chatting and it's fun to just pop in and play for a couple minutes and set up the daily tasks and such.
Droidtale
KING
OF
DRAGON
PASS
>>339985357
I do only because 4chan keeps banning me for using a proxy (even I DO NOT use one nor have I ever used one). Something in system just picks up my IP as a proxy since late last year I don't get it. It's happened 5 times consecutively.
>>339985357
An archived thread gave me adware or some shit on my phone. It keeps saying I have 22.85% damaged battery from 4Virus and vibrating randomly.
THANKS MOOT.
>>340018703
>virus on a phone
What
Clash Royale
>tfw you'll never be bullied by a cute girl
>>340019302
I have and it's not all it's cracked up to be
>>340018790
It's just a computer with phone functions, anon. It can get viruses just like any other computer.
tell my girlfriend she's cute /v/
>>340016723
Pretty sure it's just a static screen
>>340019521
sexually bullied, not bully bullied.
>>340020327
me on the left
>>340020490
SIF is static. Only moving things are the notes and you have to hit the area when the notes match up. Think Hatsune Miku Project Diva games, but without music videos playing in the background
>>340020327
What is this?
Does anybody play Mabinogi Duel?
>>340020678
So where do I get dancing girls anyway?
Can I get that vampire qts going kuuuuuuun~ game?
>>339985357
Yeah, I browse 4chan while I'm driving to work. On some roads I get to post while driving too.
>>340020939
http://www.moeidolatry.com/starlight/get-the-game/
>>340020327
>>340020760
dream girlfriend. Its basically a dress up game. tons of outfits and hairstyles and shit.
It's not really a "game" "game", more like a management game where all you're doing is talking with her, boosting her stats or whoring her out for money, and events are nothing more than hitting the "move" icon on the screen.
One of those games you pop in five minutes every day to check on shit. Still fun as fuck tho
You know you can get a smart phone on straight talk right?
>>339986793
You sound like a blast to be around.
>>339987662
I can't believe you're arguing on the internet about keeping occupied while shitting.
>>339992692
fisting is three hundred bucks.
>>340021282
I bet it doesnt even have yolandi's haircut
>>339984658
>moon runes
>>340021282
I'll download it ironically. And also play it ironically.
>>339997270
Yes because we need more of chimps fucking lolis.A shameful fap
I doubt OP is even still around, but I wonder what phone they have.
>>340021282
I unironically love dress up games
>>340022302
I'm still here it's aS7don't tell /g/
>>340022668
/g/ was sucking the cock of the s7 for months
>>340022668
/g/ doesn't know what it believes. The S series are all around good phones.
>>339988021
>>340001921
Don't knock it before you try it!
Man it feels FUCKING AMAZING.
Yes you gotta be careful but it's well worth it.
>>339988262
I had a catheter up me once. It was put in me when I was knocked out.
When they change the piss bag, you get a gush of air going up your dick.
When they removed it, I was screaming bloody murder in a language the nurses couldn't understand and my family was outside laughing their asses off.
Love Live! Waifu Simulator Festival
I enjoy it, been playing it for like 3-4 months.
Game of Dice
RNG rage but fucking shit it's enjoyable as hell little board game, matches take 8~15 minutes usually. Been playing about 6 months.
InflationRPG - You have a giant map that gets progressivly harder, you get to fight 30 times until the game is over. Your gear rolls over, your items and level do not, slowly but surely you get stronger and can get further every time. Fun as fuck, been playing that shit for like a year and a half, still don't even have any of the best items, can't even get past any of the 5 strongest bosses.
Clash Royale - Fucking bullshit builds ahoy, genuinely fun game. Quick matches, will make you rage till you find a play style that's right for you.
TheoTown - The best fucking city builder on the phone, hands down, constantly being updated.
Skyforce Unite - Another Kairosoft simulator but fuck it's fun and it's free.
Doom and Destiny - Campy jRPG that makes fun of Dungeons and Dragons, easy as fuck.
Mazebert TD - Like Tower Defense games? It's a pretty in depth one.
Rime Berta - Weeaboo SRPG. Decent, long as fuck, lots of shit to unlock, controls are a pain in the dick to get used to.
Anything by AXES is fun for like 2 hours.
Wandroid - It's fucking Wizardry, git gud and get ready to grind.
Adventure Bar Story - It's a fucking Atelier, basically
Fantasy Defense 2 - TD with grinding/rpg stats, enjoyable till you get to the "pay us money to upgrade further" part.
Flash's Bounty - It's King's Bounty with shitty graphics.
Weapons throwing RPG - It's an RPG, go play it, it's fucking weird but fun
Battle Cats - Grind forever for upgrades in a fun as fuck little strategy game.
Disney Tsum Tsum - Quick little minute long connect-a-line-of-the-same-thing game but it's frantic as fuck, you will learn to git gud
Gailardia - It's Dragon Warrior.
Madden Mobile - Tight Ends are gods.
>>339983430
There's no good vidya on phones, aside from ports of old console games, emulators, and fucking Tetris.
But at least you'll understand why everyone hates normies. Just take a look at the games they love, like angry birds and candy crush. You'll come to understand why they perceive CoD as the pinnacle of gaming.
>>339990898
Does gbf have an English release
>>339985357
Only when I'm away from my desktop.
I'm used to keyboard and mouse and a big screen. Phone screen hurts my eyes.
>>339993932
>mentioning KanColle when it actually has stamina that you can pay to restore
WarshipGirls or MetalWaltz are way better in that regard.
>>339986208
Are you Chinese? Does your boss not allow you to use the toilet for more than 3 minutes at your 16-hour shift?
>>339988021
>>339988262
I'm starting to imagine, this must be similar to how some girls feel during their first vaginal insertion, when they are still sensitive.
>>340023161
Shit, TheoTown looks pretty fun.
Much better than Kairosoft's city builders at least.
>>340024197
It's basically a fucking improved version of Sim2000.
>>340024176
I was gonna laugh at you for saying vaginas become less sensitive with time.
But it turns out they do lose it. I'll just laugh at vaginas then.
>>339992991
Name one good slavland anime about tanks
>>339985357
I'm posting from my workplace bathroom as we speak.
stupid anime retards
>>339985357
I shitpost if work is slow on mobile.
Only on boards other than /v/ though. My entire ISP's been banned
>>340024475
Just like your urethra will lose it, after enough hot metal dickings
>>340025627
>still no proper porn of this bitch
The author is the eternal cocktease
>>340025907
Good. Nagatoro is and should remain a cocktease character, while Honoka fills the porn quota.
>>340026171
YOU WHORE
>>339983430
I just got downwell and it's a ton of fun.
>>340008590
where to get, its not on google play store
>>340026953
Yeah, where's the FUCKING GAMESTOP edit
anyone still following this?
>>340027234
I am masturbating
>>339986801
I don't remember GuP using live ammo
>>340027478
that's not what I asked pham
>>339989448
>lv 13 and already got wedding ranko
you lucky bitch
>>339986801
anchovy best girl prove me wrong
>>340027535
well I'm not going to stop masturbating to the pics you're posting if thats what you're asking
>>339988262
I had a camera shoved in there to look at my bladder once. Not fun at all. Only local anaesthetic too.
>>340019302
>18
>get drunk
>this year younger cute grill wants to wrestle with me for some reason
>agree
>roll around on the ground for a while
>let her win
>I'm lying there this girl over me and holding my arms and legs down
>she starts shit talking how I'm weak as shit etc.
>get up and do the same thing to her
Was prettyfunandhot
http://exhentai.org/g/465746/ccc02d44e7/
http://exhentai.org/g/626843/2af8bc6403/
http://exhentai.org/g/475886/1f3d3b4fe8/
http://exhentai.org/g/887622/cd884e9e27/
for posterity
>>340029078
hinata's lil sister best girl
>>339983430
dem legs, would get dom
>>340031015
nice thread reviver desu
>>339983430
I want her to bully me
>>340031015
lol u mad
After someone mentioned Starlight Stage in this thread I've been doing nothing but playing it for the last 7 hours
Please send help
>>340031225
Who's your idol waifu
>>340031015
(°3°)
>>340031245
Rin is a qt
>>340031015
>>340031372
>>340031441
enjou kosai
>>340031830
She's in love with producer so she doesn't do that
>inb4 not a game
>>339998995
>600$
You're a fucking idiot with no one to blame but yourself.
>>340032118
Oh shit I was reading this too.
wtf do I do to not have sex with this ho?
![UmJammer_Lammy_Coverart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nHJDq4p.png "UmJammer Lammy Coverart[1]")
